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  • Опубліковано 11 лют 2006
  • This is a clip from the animated series "The Critic" featuring Orson Welles (voiced by Maurice LaMarche) advertising Blotto Bros. Wine. The title of this episode is "Eyes on the Prize".
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  • @J.TiberiusKirk
    @J.TiberiusKirk 2 роки тому +143

    This wine pairs well with Mrs. Pell's fishsticks and Rosebud frozen peas, which are full of country goodness and green pea-ness.

    • @osurpless
      @osurpless Рік тому +23

      “Wait that’s terrible. I quit!”

    • @HiSodiumContent
      @HiSodiumContent Рік тому +7

      Just a handful for the road.

    • @TheBardorp
      @TheBardorp 11 місяців тому +7

      Oh, what luck! There's a French fry stuck in my beard!

    • @DarkOmegaMK2
      @DarkOmegaMK2 6 місяців тому +2

      Look i don't need to do this! I got a fish stick commercial in an hour!

    • @jamielthashepherd6870
      @jamielthashepherd6870 2 місяці тому

      Mmmm yes! Oh yes! They’re even better with Blotto Bros Wine!

  • @originalindigodingo
    @originalindigodingo 9 років тому +358

    Its really the lips that does it at the end. Its like watching an organutan trying to swallow a sewage pipe.

    • @Figgy
      @Figgy 8 років тому +52

      You certainly have a way with analogies.

    • @CJODell12
      @CJODell12 5 років тому +4

      You've seen that happen before?

    • @AmericanSuit
      @AmericanSuit 4 роки тому +10

      I should pay you for how funny this comment is.

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +4

      Oh God! You killed me! 😂

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 4 роки тому +1

      That's all I see now!

  • @pytko3
    @pytko3 13 років тому +105

    "Oh Yyeeesss! It's even better when you're drunk!"

  • @brainburrito
    @brainburrito 13 років тому +48

    MAAAAAAAHAAAAAHHHH the French

  • @joniahdemarco3371
    @joniahdemarco3371 7 років тому +87

    This man's voice is legend. It will always take me back to when I first heard it (Pinky and the Brain). But it just works for every character he gives it to. If he ever does audiobooks, I am definitely getting a copy.

    • @Mr12Relic
      @Mr12Relic 4 роки тому

      He did A Christmas Carol:
      www.audible.com/search?searchNarrator=Maurice+LaMarche

    • @lawrencelampke6007
      @lawrencelampke6007 Рік тому +1

      Pick a category Brian; That's BRAIN! 😂

    • @RileyOConnorOfficial
      @RileyOConnorOfficial 10 місяців тому +1

      I’m a little late here, but Scott Brick’s voice has an Orson Wells quality to it. He’s done loads of audiobooks. Off the top of my head: Foundation and Dune.

  • @HowardLive
    @HowardLive 7 років тому +47

    "He doesn't do anything?"

  • @juglovesyou
    @juglovesyou 8 років тому +78

    MUAAHAAA TH FRENSH

  • @carlmarston1687
    @carlmarston1687 Рік тому +13

    Ahhh the Blotto Bros wine has always been known for its reasonable pricing

  • @DanRSL
    @DanRSL 16 років тому +18

    Maurice LaMarche, he's a brilliant voice actor. You should really check out his other work, you'd be surprised where he pops up.

  • @ShadowSonic2
    @ShadowSonic2 16 років тому +5

    We shall no wine before it's time...IT'S TIME! (Guzzles)

  • @KongoXIIV
    @KongoXIIV 13 років тому +33

    $1 a jug? That's like...65p a jug here or something...Damn, who cares what it tastes like, that's one HELL of a cheap way to get heavily drunk!

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 3 роки тому +2

      Cheers!

    • @lasarousi
      @lasarousi Рік тому +1

      You can always buy rubbing alcohol for like 60p and just jump straight to the cirrhosis

    • @psychols2007
      @psychols2007 3 місяці тому +1

      I know this comment is 17 years too late, but have you heard of Lambrini Wine? £1 a bottle in 2007.
      And as for the taste? Well, let's just say that if grapes could take a piss, it would taste like Lambrini Wine.

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 2 місяці тому

      ​@@psychols2007Shut up & take my $$$$!

  • @keith172
    @keith172  18 років тому +24

    Just in case you've never heard of it, there's a famous "outtake" tape of Orson Welles doing commercial voiceover work where he really lets the producers of the commercial have it. LOL! A good current link for it is on Wikipedia under Frozen Peas. Just click on the "Original Frozen Peas audio available for download" and enjoy the magic! :-D

    • @baronofbaobabs
      @baronofbaobabs Рік тому

      The Frozen Peas audio in question
      ua-cam.com/video/Ol5RpDEzLzY/v-deo.html

  • @thunderstruck665
    @thunderstruck665 18 років тому +3

    Who knew that Orson Welles did the voice of The Brain!;-) Funny Stuff!!

  • @DrunkenCoward1
    @DrunkenCoward1 Рік тому +3

    Paul Muad'Dib (holding a bottle of Spice Melange): “A rich, full-bodied fuel, sensibly priced at 1.000 Solaris a jug. And now - for a little magic - I will make this drug disappear. *downs the Water of Life“*

  • @shahua
    @shahua 18 років тому +6

    Lol.
    The orson welles commercials are some of the best parts.

  • @deucifer4170
    @deucifer4170 5 місяців тому +1

    makes so much more sense once you watch the outtakes of the actual Orson Welles commercials

  • @electric926
    @electric926 14 років тому +8

    Maurice LaMarche is an awesome voice actor.

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 14 років тому +2

    We know a little farm in lincolnshire where Mrs. Buckley lives. Every spring, peas grow there.

  • @Tadicuslegion78
    @Tadicuslegion78 5 років тому +4

    MAWAAHHH THE BLOTTO BROS

  • @blackconvoy
    @blackconvoy 17 років тому +2

    It's funny how Orson eventually became Kane.

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 10 місяців тому +1

    I like how you only have 4 videos uploaded 17 years ago and they're all times Orson Welles has appeared in The Critic

  • @adsmith364
    @adsmith364 Рік тому +2

    I love the season one animation better. Orson Wells sheer size, eerily intimidating eyes really gave Orson's character justice.

  • @itsnouse-yourswillbeastill2562
    @itsnouse-yourswillbeastill2562 8 років тому +11

    dem lips when he drinks it.

  • @qrrbrbirbel2
    @qrrbrbirbel2 14 років тому +2

    A dollar a jug? thats not sensibly priced at all, its a steal!

  • @BostonTerrierForever
    @BostonTerrierForever 12 років тому +4

    Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?

  • @freakofevolution
    @freakofevolution 14 років тому +3

    love that Blotto Bros. wine!!! went to the dollar store and loaded up! you have drink like 20 bottles to even get a little buzz.

  • @Gettles
    @Gettles 14 років тому +3

    You know you are dealing with high quality wine with it comes in a jug.

  • @taterboob
    @taterboob 14 років тому +4

    This is an example of one of those things that flew over my head when I was a kid, but is funny as hell now.

  • @bilveytoman8125
    @bilveytoman8125 9 років тому +7

    This video made me thirsty. Thanks Orson Welles.

  • @MrBuch169169
    @MrBuch169169 12 років тому +6

    Sensibly-priced at a dollar a jug.
    xD

  • @MetalMusicManiac
    @MetalMusicManiac 3 роки тому +3

    Orson Welles
    Brain the evil mouse

  • @sserpent21
    @sserpent21 16 років тому +3

    "You think thats bad, remember the time I drank wine with Orson Welles?"
    Damn manatees.

  • @Batben01
    @Batben01 4 роки тому +1

    A dollar a jug? Adjusted to inflation, that would be around $1.73 for today? Man, i could do anything to go back to 1994.

  • @MICHAELandJELL0
    @MICHAELandJELL0 14 років тому +2

    BEST magic trick EVER!!!!

  • @Cyberstiks
    @Cyberstiks 13 років тому +1

    My dad is magical

  • @cosmicquazar88
    @cosmicquazar88 8 років тому +1

    Why is this so entertaining to watch.

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol 16 років тому

    I suspect that to be something of an overstatement.

  • @FancyUnicorn
    @FancyUnicorn 18 років тому +2

    Damn man, Orson Welles commercials are my favorite part! I sure miss the critic...

  • @timothyfinch7295
    @timothyfinch7295 Рік тому

    The way his neck bulges out as he drinks it

  • @sirstrongbad
    @sirstrongbad 15 років тому +1

    I know a lot of people who do that (thankfully I'm not one of them)... now the REAL magic trick is making sure the wine doesn't immediately RE-appear!

  • @Yabuturtle
    @Yabuturtle 2 роки тому

    Where would you EVER find wine that's a dollar a jug? xD

  • @EMaster2006
    @EMaster2006 18 років тому +1

    yes, Maurice LaMarche is like a second voice for the late Orson Welles

  • @Fecture2222
    @Fecture2222 15 років тому +1

    This man is the best!

  • @crty81
    @crty81 14 років тому +2

    Maaahhh the french champange has always been celebrated for it's excellence. There is a California champange by Paul Masson inspired by that same french excellence. It's fermented in the bottle and like the best french champagne it's vimtage dated. Cut!! Damit Orson how many magic tricks did you do before the shoot??? Classic but don't judge by shitty wine commercials watch Citizen Kane.

  • @ricpride
    @ricpride 15 років тому

    I watch this clip everyday.

  • @mecha_shadow
    @mecha_shadow 11 років тому +1

    Then you take a long...long nap...and....and...*snores*

  • @Xenu
    @Xenu 11 років тому +1

    LOL!!! It's a parody of a commercial he willingly participated in. I think it's hilarious.

  • @Utharas
    @Utharas 13 років тому

    Orson Wells could sell anything.

  • @Jukesette
    @Jukesette 15 років тому

    It's a cable channel called 'Reel'. They also have it on DVD too.

  • @EponymousKid
    @EponymousKid 13 років тому

    And, see, Orson Welles was also a magician, so... yeah.

  • @Krinkstercat
    @Krinkstercat 11 років тому +1

    My children need wine!

  • @LordDoom10
    @LordDoom10 15 років тому

    The Brain got himself a robot body. nice.

  • @aurone2703
    @aurone2703 15 років тому +1

    I think I know that Magic Trick.

  • @dagdabreemie
    @dagdabreemie 7 років тому +2

    What happened to the 10 minute loop of him chugging the bottle? :/

  • @prideofasia99
    @prideofasia99 4 роки тому

    "Inspiredbythatsamefrenchexcellence"

  • @Michael-Crouch
    @Michael-Crouch 16 років тому

    LMAO! Loved the show

  • @mikiroony
    @mikiroony 16 років тому

    Mrs. Pell's Fishticks. They taste even better raw!! (and even better when you're dead)

  • @keith172
    @keith172  18 років тому +1

    Me too, I can't get enough! LOL!

  • @hockeyplyr042
    @hockeyplyr042 14 років тому

    @genuis56 greatest single comment ever. Reasoned and logical, yet hyperbolic and deigning to the majesty and tragedy of Orson Welles.

  • @martianmister
    @martianmister 13 років тому

    He is the Joker of wine industry

  • @Fecture2222
    @Fecture2222 15 років тому

    Orson could sell wine to the last supper.

  • @keith172
    @keith172  16 років тому

    Exactly, it's Maurice LaMarche. He's done a lot of voice acting, including Pinky and the Brain.

  • @SirDawkinsthemad
    @SirDawkinsthemad 16 років тому

    I love that magic trick.

  • @lordmagicpants
    @lordmagicpants 15 років тому

    Professor Blowhart, remember me?

  • @RomanesEuntDomus.
    @RomanesEuntDomus. Рік тому

    A dollar back then is 457.53 dollars in 2023

  • @linuslillen01
    @linuslillen01 11 років тому +1

    WHERE DID THE JUG GO!?

  • @keith172
    @keith172  16 років тому

    That's magic for ya!

  • @NemtYT
    @NemtYT 11 років тому +2

    Probate and goblins.

  • @Villaking1337
    @Villaking1337 14 років тому

    That's the same voice actor as Brain from Pinky and the Brain :o

  • @EXRazeBurn
    @EXRazeBurn 15 років тому

    O.W. could sell wine to a family of grapes.
    :3

  • @jerseydevil1995
    @jerseydevil1995 13 років тому

    $1 a Jug??? Damn!

  • @maddestmike5791
    @maddestmike5791 Місяць тому

    Sad that not once do they mention the fact that he his final role was Unicron.

  • @dawnbreaker2912
    @dawnbreaker2912 11 років тому +1

  • @EdOscuro
    @EdOscuro 18 років тому +1

    Reportedly, he hated it. Forgot the name of his part shortly after recording, and said he played a toy that bashed smaller toys.

  • @XXXEnthusiast
    @XXXEnthusiast 13 років тому

    Press 6 for a little magic.

  • @MRRJD2
    @MRRJD2 13 років тому

    Orson Welles could sale wine to a person, who peculiarly doesn't care for wine.

  • @crty81
    @crty81 14 років тому

    @HyperSonicSquall Hmm that makes sense to me. The text was from an actual wine commercial Orson Wells did while drunk. Check it out type Orson Wells Drunk

  • @TheZombieCurryKid
    @TheZombieCurryKid 7 років тому +2

    That's me, I buy Blotto bros, cept it costs $4.50 a jug now.

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 6 років тому +1

      ZombieCurry Does it still taste like radiator fluid?

    • @TheMrPeteChannel
      @TheMrPeteChannel 5 років тому +1

      @Zachary Thomas ahhhh. All good!

  • @billbell48
    @billbell48 17 років тому

    If only wine was a dollar a jug...

  • @GrassValleyGreg
    @GrassValleyGreg 13 років тому

    Maurice LaMarche is the man.

  • @Zolega89
    @Zolega89 Рік тому

    A dollar?!

  • @DonPeyote420
    @DonPeyote420 13 років тому +1

    How about a magic trick?

  • @LocoRico89
    @LocoRico89 14 років тому

    -Acts like some Frat boy- CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

  • @Urvy1A
    @Urvy1A 14 років тому

    OH H*** YEAH!

  • @darthdrake3095
    @darthdrake3095 11 років тому +1

    is he gonna eat the jug too?

  • @NGS712
    @NGS712 15 років тому

    Juke: I'll have to check out that channel and I assumed they'd have it on DVD [whether it was legal or 'bootleg' ;)]

  • @glitchedoom
    @glitchedoom 2 місяці тому

    This video is old enough to buy cigarettes now.

  • @fancykitten85
    @fancykitten85 14 років тому

    @HyperSonicSquall Technically, if it doesn't come from the Champagne region of France, it's just a sparkling wine, but everybody calls it "champagne" anyway. It has become a common descriptive term no longer exclusive to the original creation just as the word "escalator" no longer refers only to a moving staircase built by the Otis Elevator Company.

  • @sandmonkey322
    @sandmonkey322 16 років тому

    is that the same guy who does the voice for the brain in "pinky and the brain?"

  • @halowarrior1000
    @halowarrior1000 14 років тому

    Where did the jug go!?

  • @NotRegret
    @NotRegret 14 років тому

    A dollar a jug? The container must be made of plastic and the wine must be aged only a few weeks and be 90% water

  • @benb9151
    @benb9151 Рік тому

    Hello, 2006 UA-camrs
    Where's my gin?

  • @CyricZ
    @CyricZ 9 років тому +1

    Yes! Always!

  • @josephwritessongs
    @josephwritessongs 16 років тому

    I tort so!

  • @garysnail123
    @garysnail123 13 років тому

    Make the jug disappear? What was he planning, was he gonna eat the jug too?

  • @vision4860
    @vision4860 11 місяців тому +1

    mmmWAAaAaAaaah the french...

  • @FunkMobbMack
    @FunkMobbMack 12 років тому

    I love my wine in a jug.

  • @ricpride
    @ricpride 15 років тому

    He's funny the way he drinks it. :P

  • @professorpenne9962
    @professorpenne9962 5 років тому

    oh what luck, there's a french fry stuck in my beard! oh yesss

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 15 років тому

    Pinky! You fool!