r/NiceGuys Is Horrible

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  • @hope.y1504
    @hope.y1504 2 місяці тому +6458

    this is crazy. i'm u/sincerely_hope and honestly the whole story around this guy is wild. basically he melded into our friend group, i asked him out a couple weeks before the end of our senior year, he ghosted me, he dated three of my friends (THREE!!) and just recently he got broken up with (thank god, my friend can do so much better) and messaged me literally not even a week later

    • @CoopNoop
      @CoopNoop  2 місяці тому +1586

      Jesus it just gets worse the more I know lmao I’m so sorry! Thank you for releasing those pictures so that we can all laugh at them at least!

    • @MarsPlaysMusic
      @MarsPlaysMusic 2 місяці тому +480

      @@CoopNoopshoutout coopnoop for pinning this for us to see

    • @nenxp
      @nenxp 2 місяці тому +69

      my God😭

    • @XxCircus_freakxX
      @XxCircus_freakxX 2 місяці тому +201

      Im so glad your friend ditched that guy i think he produces red 40 directly from his body with his many red flags he has 😭🙏

    • @BelBelle468
      @BelBelle468 2 місяці тому +105

      I’m glad the dude ghosted you lol. He helped you dodge that massive bullet.
      Good luck on your current relationship. Also glad your friend left his ass.

  • @baobaobow
    @baobaobow 2 місяці тому +4959

    "I'm such a nice guy but women don't like me because they're (slur) (insult) (insult) (slur) (insult) (slur) (slur)" - every self proclaimed nice guy

    • @P-Alob
      @P-Alob Місяць тому +142

      Seeing so much kindness is heartwarming ❤❤❤

    • @LoganTheRizzler88
      @LoganTheRizzler88 Місяць тому +5

      🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑This is not a bot comment🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑🤑

    • @_Hero_Link_
      @_Hero_Link_ Місяць тому +25

      That's how it be with them Fr
      not so nice guys

    • @bobshane2
      @bobshane2 Місяць тому +20

      I like femboys

    • @jovalove
      @jovalove Місяць тому +7

      THANK YOU! Some one, other than MOST women, gets it!

  • @stankzilla8393
    @stankzilla8393 2 місяці тому +11503

    Coop really? You used your girlfriends mug ? She deserves better... she deserves me. *kick flips fedora*

    • @lordofpickles69
      @lordofpickles69 2 місяці тому +978

      Oh shit this guy rocks

    • @drip5308
      @drip5308 2 місяці тому +358

      NO! I WOULD BE THE BETTER FIT FOR HER!!!

    • @Fivehorse09
      @Fivehorse09 2 місяці тому +189

      ​@@drip5308The average person who says that barely even fits in clothes

    • @johnnybensonitis7853
      @johnnybensonitis7853 2 місяці тому +188

      She does deserve better, but me, though! ME, NOT HIM! *tips fedora then lets it levitate a moment as it transforms into the sleekest spaceship which I proceed to hop in with a wave then lift off"

    • @CosmicEclipse12
      @CosmicEclipse12 2 місяці тому +25

      @stankzilla8393 Somebody posted a meme in general chat go get em!!!

  • @lisemagic208
    @lisemagic208 2 місяці тому +3294

    I had one of these guys for a group project partner last semester. He was almost 30, I’m 19. He wouldn’t do any work and wouldn’t stop saying weird and uncomfortable things, and when I finally ratted him out to the professor she said I needed to “get used to dealing with people on the spectrum”.
    I am autistic. 😑

    • @CoopNoop
      @CoopNoop  2 місяці тому +1034

      That is not an autistic trait lmao (I am also autistic)

    • @sofiakentstuff
      @sofiakentstuff 2 місяці тому +339

      Girl thats inesanee, report that lecturer if u can😭

    • @shtfcker24
      @shtfcker24 2 місяці тому +201

      if it makes you feel better, the same shit happened to me. knew a similar guy when i was 16. i had just transferred schools and didnt know anyone - he was one of the first people to talk to me and i had no reason to dislike him. i didn’t pick up on them at the time, but there were some major red flags: no one else seemed to like him, and he had a very long (esp for a 16 year old) list of Crazy Obsessed Freak Exes. he would disrespect my boundaries and use various mental illnesses as an excuse: “sorry, i don’t remember you telling me not to do that. sometimes i don’t know what’s real because of my schizophrenia” (an illness that he was neither diagnosed with, nor did he seek any treatment for, which seemed to only affect him when it was convenient for him). he strongly urged me not to talk to any of his crazy exes because they would “spread shit about him”. i spoke to one of them, and she did talk shit, but she had a lot of evidence for really bad shit he did. i ghosted him out of the blue. knowing his history, though we never dated, i’m probably one of his freak exes now.
      his ass was Not schizophrenic.

    • @keyeslord
      @keyeslord 2 місяці тому +112

      Ugh so many older men target young women and it’s just disgusting!!

    • @henrylangham6428
      @henrylangham6428 2 місяці тому +7

      @@CoopNoop yes it is an autistic trait (i am also autistic)

  • @cccc4i
    @cccc4i 2 місяці тому +3661

    THE DEKU VOICE OR WHATEVER THIS VOICE IS CALLED IS SLOWLY KILLING ME...

    • @trevortrevor6950
      @trevortrevor6950 2 місяці тому +42

      Real

    • @servantbee.
      @servantbee. 2 місяці тому +329

      isnt it just the stereotypical anime dub voice

    • @grsy_lp
      @grsy_lp 2 місяці тому +202

      @@servantbee.yeah the corny valorant e-boy voice

    • @V1DE0-STARZ
      @V1DE0-STARZ 2 місяці тому +41

      @@grsy_lpthat is NOT the same

    • @grsy_lp
      @grsy_lp 2 місяці тому +33

      @@V1DE0-STARZ kinda agree, there are WAY more variations in the e-boy scene

  • @kalamari3288
    @kalamari3288 2 місяці тому +2052

    "Social media made y'all way too comfortable with disrespecting people and not getting punched in the face for it." -Mike Tyson

    • @ArtyomKalendji
      @ArtyomKalendji 2 місяці тому

      bet i can beat him in irl

    • @freewhilinbobdylan
      @freewhilinbobdylan 2 місяці тому

      Mike Tyson, also a convicted rapist. Maybe we don’t quote him?

    • @forgotrealname9124
      @forgotrealname9124 Місяць тому +3

      This is ironic using a Mike Tyson quote, not that he's a "nice guy" but a convicted grapist and proud woman beater.

    • @ox3ee
      @ox3ee Місяць тому +10

      John 3:16, "For God so loves the world that he sent his one and only son so that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life" I love yall, God bless you in Jesus's name, amen ✝️🙏

    • @rizzusx
      @rizzusx 27 днів тому +10

      @@ox3eeNuh uh

  • @technicallyromi
    @technicallyromi 2 місяці тому +4426

    tsk tsk tsk... nice gooners always edge last. what a cruel world.

  • @emmah1161
    @emmah1161 2 місяці тому +3202

    "shoutout women" thanks for the shoutout coop noop

    • @keyeslord
      @keyeslord 2 місяці тому +8

      Yes thank you coopnoop!!

    • @lingo4770
      @lingo4770 2 місяці тому +3

      real

    • @philoby_angry_cat9840
      @philoby_angry_cat9840 2 місяці тому +6

      thanks on the behalf of my little brother's twice removed 3rd cousin

    • @lovelysophxox
      @lovelysophxox Місяць тому +2

      On behalf of my female parts who had to put up with this for years before finding my fiance, thank you coop.

    • @sarahgardner5385
      @sarahgardner5385 Місяць тому +1

      Feeling seen

  • @eggspark6481
    @eggspark6481 2 місяці тому +2666

    so in his eyes its "socially acceptable" to sexually harass women 😭😭

    • @Grim.Doctor
      @Grim.Doctor 2 місяці тому +36

      Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down

    • @rereremasutaa
      @rereremasutaa 2 місяці тому +79

      maybe on reddit lol, that place never surprises me

    • @ensommeille5315
      @ensommeille5315 2 місяці тому +98

      It still kinda is 😭 These guys hardly ever see consequences and usually we're blamed for it happening, so many people will make excuses for creepy guys like this.

    • @ArtyomKalendji
      @ArtyomKalendji 2 місяці тому

      "Well, aren't you a lucky girl! We just gave you the rights to send us your nudes!"

    • @imMoRTal0722
      @imMoRTal0722 2 місяці тому +11

      @@ensommeille5315nah dawg there just fucking weird everyone knows that ☠️

  • @flomoyo
    @flomoyo 2 місяці тому +4030

    I’m a nice guy, I’m a cool guy, I coop my noop from time to time but who doesn’t, right chat ?

    • @driedgloss
      @driedgloss 2 місяці тому +109

      How do you come up w this 😂

    • @musikalniyfanboichik
      @musikalniyfanboichik 2 місяці тому +199

      who up coopin they noop

    • @YOUR_NARRATOR975
      @YOUR_NARRATOR975 2 місяці тому +66

      I be cooping my noop so much I turn into a nice guy.

    • @xyippee
      @xyippee 2 місяці тому +81

      she coop on my coop til i niceguy

    • @flomoyo
      @flomoyo 2 місяці тому +34

      Wow, just nooped all over the place seeing all this niceness before me, gosh what a BIG mess I’ve made, haha, I think I need medical attention! Have a blessed day everyone ☮️

  • @cai_is_dandy
    @cai_is_dandy 2 місяці тому +2442

    porn addiction at its finest

    • @Raccon_Detective.
      @Raccon_Detective. 2 місяці тому

      Strongly agreed.
      One of the symptoms is asking random strangers on the internet for P*rn/N*des

    • @playingrandomgames8871
      @playingrandomgames8871 2 місяці тому +35

      PORN?!?!

    • @strawberry_shortcxke
      @strawberry_shortcxke 2 місяці тому

      @@playingrandomgames8871😔☕️

    • @R3dstonelamp
      @R3dstonelamp 2 місяці тому +373

      @@playingrandomgames8871 "he d-d-didn't just say... p-p-p... no! It can't be..."

    • @steambeen
      @steambeen 2 місяці тому +23

      @@R3dstonelamp oh narrrrrrrr

  • @lovelysophxox
    @lovelysophxox Місяць тому +679

    it's such a breath of fresh air seeing a guy react to this. we're not crazy, guys like this are real and other guys see how disturbing they are.

    • @__jadedmuse__
      @__jadedmuse__ Місяць тому +35

      And they’re everywhere!!

    • @skeletorlikespotatoes7846
      @skeletorlikespotatoes7846 Місяць тому

      Same as women ​@@__jadedmuse__

    • @skeletorlikespotatoes7846
      @skeletorlikespotatoes7846 Місяць тому +4

      As long as you understand women do the same

    • @__jadedmuse__
      @__jadedmuse__ Місяць тому

      @@skeletorlikespotatoes7846 as long as you understand that no they don’t. What a weird comment to make. You can easily search the statistics. One and 1000 women being mentally ill doesnt make up for the 700 out of 1000 men who are straight up predators. Get a life, incel

    • @TheOMGRamen
      @TheOMGRamen Місяць тому +42

      ​@@skeletorlikespotatoes7846Sure, it is not ALL men but mostly and usually a man writing these.

  • @ariathai9107
    @ariathai9107 2 місяці тому +944

    the nice guy voice is TAKING ME OUT 😭😭 how is he so good at it wtf

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 2 місяці тому +730

    Something about nice guys using the word "vagina" just creeps me tf out

    • @minionleadergru
      @minionleadergru Місяць тому +63

      it feels creepy and uncomfortable 😭

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Місяць тому

      “Your little p*ssy belongs to me” type beat

    • @_Hero_Link_
      @_Hero_Link_ Місяць тому

      Anyone using the Word Vagina to a near Stranger is a Weirdo

    • @PyramidsofGiza369
      @PyramidsofGiza369 Місяць тому +69

      Idk why but the word vagina is more creepy than just saying pussy

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Місяць тому

      Something about nice guys talking at all just creeps me tf out 💀✋

  • @kifelkitties_
    @kifelkitties_ 2 місяці тому +765

    Art IS a great way to derail nice guys from turning sexual... Until they ask you if you've ever drawn loli content

    • @steambeen
      @steambeen 2 місяці тому +32

      what

    • @steambeen
      @steambeen 2 місяці тому +47

      nonono this cant be

    • @steambeen
      @steambeen 2 місяці тому +97

      i would die on the spot if i heard someone ask me that

    • @willyb7353
      @willyb7353 2 місяці тому +25

      Dear Lord, not loli... Anything but the loli..

    • @henrylangham6428
      @henrylangham6428 2 місяці тому +9

      Uohhh 😭😭

  • @MickintheMiddle
    @MickintheMiddle 2 місяці тому +680

    came for reading r/niceguys.. stayed for the Deku voice

    • @elijahnageli3202
      @elijahnageli3202 2 місяці тому +57

      ehe (blush) have a plus ultra day dear damsel!!!

    • @ethericcactus
      @ethericcactus 2 місяці тому +15

      PLEASEEE WHY IS IT SO FUNNY

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Місяць тому +1

      I couldn’t make it through the video because of the Deku voice. It’s actually so annoying lmao.

    • @ShreyaBabulall
      @ShreyaBabulall 17 днів тому

      I thought the same thing lmao I haven't watched it in years

  • @Daisukelovrr
    @Daisukelovrr 2 місяці тому +618

    (hopefully hairy) GET OUTTTT 😭😭

    • @DropDread
      @DropDread 2 місяці тому +79

      I WAS NOT PREPARED 😭😭😭

    • @israelwilson4022
      @israelwilson4022 Місяць тому +47

      I WAS FLABBERGASTED

    • @DukeofSalt
      @DukeofSalt Місяць тому +14

      That comment was so far left I was absolutely bewildered lmao

    • @MajorPikapika
      @MajorPikapika Місяць тому +7

      I legit cried in laughter😭😭

    • @kennedy.5152
      @kennedy.5152 Місяць тому +7

      somehow the licking the labia part made this seem more sane (not sane at all)

  • @iwillnotusethegothfont9312
    @iwillnotusethegothfont9312 2 місяці тому +446

    i love how that ai fantasy meme doesn’t address the fact that if humanoid robots exist and are available to the public, women would also be able to buy a male robots that not only meet but exceed their standards. why, in that reality, would a woman be groveling on the side of the road for a normal ass dude?? that probably smells??

    • @MortalKombateditz
      @MortalKombateditz 2 місяці тому +26

      Yea, if robots like that existed real human to human love or contact would be none.

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 місяці тому +60

      @@MortalKombateditz You're assuming the robots wouldn't also prefer other robots to humans.

    • @MortalKombateditz
      @MortalKombateditz 2 місяці тому +23

      @@neoqwerty We never said robots would have sentience however.

    • @BelBelle468
      @BelBelle468 2 місяці тому +80

      This. And it’s funny cuz when women talk about the fantasy, men get so offended! But when men fantasize about replacing women, they expect women to be upset??
      If anything, men who actually care about women will find women who care about men, and be with them. Anyone who just wants the facsimile of a women/man can be happy with a robot.
      Win win!

    • @AverageLobotomyFan
      @AverageLobotomyFan 2 місяці тому

      Yep. Men love to create insane fantasies about women until they realise it can be turned on them, and only then is it "unrealistic"

  • @thatboydingus3353
    @thatboydingus3353 2 місяці тому +571

    I was 15 and i was a nice guy i regret those times , however by 16 i realized the way i was talking to women was awful

    • @CoopNoop
      @CoopNoop  2 місяці тому +341

      You grew up, these guys didn’t lmao

    • @Desdesdesx100
      @Desdesdesx100 2 місяці тому +127

      I mean, you got a redemption arc and they didn't

    • @vanillacosmic
      @vanillacosmic 2 місяці тому +51

      good on you :]

    • @Wksjjskskdj
      @Wksjjskskdj 2 місяці тому +92

      well, you're a teen, so it's pretty normal for stupidity to happen at a young age. Don't be mean to urself now!! You grew up :)

    • @AM_61102
      @AM_61102 Місяць тому +50

      Satan lost another one and that’s all that matters

  • @ThePancakeMachina
    @ThePancakeMachina 2 місяці тому +414

    is this like danny gonzalez and kurtis conner's forbidden child

  • @Darkwing_Duck_Nerd
    @Darkwing_Duck_Nerd 2 місяці тому +1070

    11:13 THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE. The (blush) and "fine damsel" out of nowhere??😭😭

    • @dictionaryplantus
      @dictionaryplantus 2 місяці тому +27

      RIGHT? LMAO

    • @trevortrevor6950
      @trevortrevor6950 2 місяці тому +60

      Can not what fine damsel

    • @chaosbringer-planeteater
      @chaosbringer-planeteater 2 місяці тому +11

      darkwing duck peak

    • @flips_flips
      @flips_flips 2 місяці тому +13

      legit, with 99% of things being cringe af, this part was actually funny😭😭

    • @Dr.TooDamnDeals
      @Dr.TooDamnDeals 2 місяці тому

      I'm convinced that was a kink thing. Like he gets off on people thinking he's cringe and gross. Lotta weirdos out there 🫠

  • @Iylandrea
    @Iylandrea 28 днів тому +103

    The women are so well spoken because we spend a lot of our lives having to manage men's emotions and we are very aware that these sort of guys can escalate to violence very easily. We learn how to speak gently and with deescalating language. It's really difficult to navigate these situations especially when you are doing your best to keep a man calm while maintaining our established boundaries. And that's what these men are doing. They are using every tactic they can come up with to break a woman down enough to let them infringe on their boundaries. And if they can get just one win, one apology or one compromise they redouble their efforts because they have successfully pushed past a boundary.

    • @weirdfairy
      @weirdfairy 25 днів тому +11

      Im honestly turning lesbian at this rate

    • @JenLee-t6z
      @JenLee-t6z 20 днів тому +8

      Well said. I think we also worry about the effect the offending male will have as he moves through the world and concern ourselves with leaving them with something they could learn from if they are willing to, in order to decrease their potential harm to others.

    • @Iylandrea
      @Iylandrea 20 днів тому

      @@JenLee-t6z Yeah women are always taking responsibility for men's behavior. It's not our job to teach them how to be better men but they aren't really trying to be better on their own.

    • @lysxx8
      @lysxx8 16 днів тому

      this!

    • @sarahthesarah2850
      @sarahthesarah2850 16 днів тому

      Coming from a dysfunctional household I became hyper vigilant to everyone in the houses feelings. Peacekeeping is way different than peacemaking. Sometimes it's just not safe to make peace and set boundaries. With guys I got very good at saying no without saying no. Toxic folks tend to attract other toxic folks. Being accepted by the aunties was a matter of safety because you are more of a target alone. There was a lot of internalized misogyny too. If something happened it was the victims fault because "boys will be boys" and what did the victim "do" to invite the trouble? I'm so happy to have gotten therapy and given my daughters a much healthier childhood. I still have to teach them safety things I wish was not necessary. The breakdown of in person communities definitely doesn't reassure me.

  • @that0nerandomperson374
    @that0nerandomperson374 2 місяці тому +806

    First, d u d e . The most insane texts I've ever received are right up there with these, if not worse. I had a guy send me a pic of a dress and say he'd love to be wearing it while I spanked him. I had another ask me if he could please be my dog and call me owner. One dude offered to be my 'dummy', someone I could practice bondage on. Several guys wouldn't stop sending voice messages of themselves barking, others kept begging me to slap them. One guy was genuinely promising until the sudden interest in me riding his face and not letting him breathe that was brought up way too fast. I was actually sad, I did have an interest in him. :(
    The biggest problem is that if these dudes truly saw me as a fellow human being, and not a means to satisfy their fantasies, we migh've gotten into serious relationships, and then I would've absolutely loved to explore all the weird things they'd wanna do. But alas :(
    Second, your voice acting is the best, the editing's hilarious, and you're a genuinely compassionate dude, making viewers feel comfy like we're all buddies huddling around your monitor so you can show us whatever you've found each video ehehe

    • @CoopNoop
      @CoopNoop  2 місяці тому +245

      This comment is an absolute whirlwind wtf lmao I’m so sorry about that, but I’m glad you enjoyed! That is a very nice way to explain my content 🙏🏼

    • @keyeslord
      @keyeslord 2 місяці тому +83

      This is insane, but I have similar experiences, which is why I deleted dating apps for good. Honestly, I’m not even sure I want to date again.

    • @CouscousEnjoyer
      @CouscousEnjoyer 2 місяці тому +45

      ​@@keyeslordDont worry master chief, youll find the love of your life one day

    • @TheRNGArchive
      @TheRNGArchive 2 місяці тому +12

      @@CouscousEnjoyer cortana wasnt very helpful

    • @user-sb9cg9st4e
      @user-sb9cg9st4e 2 місяці тому +38

      I'm sorry for you Luigi

  • @BeastTheMadness
    @BeastTheMadness Місяць тому +102

    And thanks for the shout out. As women, we are TIRED but surviving. Cheers.

    • @Jaydavid25.
      @Jaydavid25. Місяць тому

      Stop it, you're fine..

    • @dipstick7125
      @dipstick7125 Місяць тому +21

      @@Jaydavid25. proving their point

    • @Jaydavid25.
      @Jaydavid25. Місяць тому

      @@dipstick7125 By saying "stop it, you're fine"?.. 🤨🤨..

    • @dipstick7125
      @dipstick7125 Місяць тому +3

      @@Jaydavid25. you dumb

    • @KateT01
      @KateT01 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Jaydavid25.Aren't you the same person that said women can't be misogynistic? Lmao gtfout, your deep rooted misogyny is obvious, unless you start healing and start getting education(incel channels and reddit don't count) which you desperately need you have no business here.

  • @technicallyromi
    @technicallyromi 2 місяці тому +304

    11:10 the shift from "hehe.. (blush)" to "How Shall I Provide You, My Dear Lady?" is insane

  • @CallmeL0Lfy
    @CallmeL0Lfy 2 місяці тому +93

    That big paragraph on the ghosting dude, you can hear his sobs and tears through the text he was whimpering and wheeping like a kid who couldn’t get the toy he wanted

  • @ChickenNugget-ev8zd
    @ChickenNugget-ev8zd 2 місяці тому +315

    Fun fact, if you get a little muscular, the "nice guys" will back off!
    I don't know if they just think I'm out of their league because I take care of myself or if they think I'm too masculine for them

    • @RubyLing_
      @RubyLing_ 2 місяці тому +42

      judging from your pfp. You look like the coolest person

    • @theedmee
      @theedmee 2 місяці тому +52

      I'm a former athlete, and this is true! Any guy who sees my arms (tattoos and all) knows I'm not that b*tch. Lifting weights ain't just for boys 😆

    • @dawgwiddaglasses
      @dawgwiddaglasses 2 місяці тому

      Not shocked that poorly disguised predators aren’t into women who look like they could fight back.

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 2 місяці тому +35

      There’s literally dozens of man repellents cause most men are insecure af. Another trick is being tall…drives insecure men right off. I read that especially works w the creeps and stalkers in Japan. They hate tall women. :)) I don’t want muscles so I’ll stick to height.
      (Another one is RBF-but be careful w that one… they might think you’re a model and ask you about it. 😭)

    • @merxhow2.0
      @merxhow2.0 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@samaraisnt another tall win 🔥 (I've also never seen that abbreviation until now, I'm amazed 😭)

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 Місяць тому +157

    7:00 "i was immature then" continues to act like a baby

    • @AshelDoesShit
      @AshelDoesShit Місяць тому +1

      “THAT WAS ON THE PAST.. ive changed amanda..”

  • @Paolasphere
    @Paolasphere 2 місяці тому +312

    The sad part is so many guys are like that Ghosted in High School. An online friend I hadn’t talked to in MONTHS randomly started texting me how lonely he was and I tried to be there for him in a friendly way (I’m underage, and he is 24, and I made sure to tell him this) yet he still tried to be with me. They get so desperate😭

    • @Toaster-t3c
      @Toaster-t3c 2 місяці тому +20

      😨

    • @myaturutin7687
      @myaturutin7687 2 місяці тому +64

      Noooo way dude! I'm 25 and I had guys doing the same thing to me when I was underage and they were my age. Now that I'm the age they were, I realize how incredibly weird it was for men to be reaching out for emotional support (even though it always ended up with them being sexual). Any time an adult man reaches out to you knowing you're a minor, handle it with caution even if they say they "wanna be friends" or are "struggling emotionally". A lot of them unfortunately know you're a minor and don't care as sad as that is to say. As a minor, you're never responsible for a grown adults feelings no matter what they say. I'm sorry that guy was a creep! Stay safe!

    • @drewgoin8849
      @drewgoin8849 2 місяці тому +19

      Girl run

    • @snooganslestat2030
      @snooganslestat2030 Місяць тому +33

      Adults shouldn't ask for emotional support from minors. Full stop.

    • @Goblinni
      @Goblinni Місяць тому

      Sweet girl that ain't a nice guy, that's a p*dophile.
      Guys like these don't reach out to young girls for 'emotional support', they reach out to abuse the naivety of a child for their own sick wants. Often through means of manipulation, such as forming false 'friendships' and then pressuring you into things you as a child don't understand and don't want. Because they are the adult and they surely know better right? As someone who was actively gr**med I can for sure say that of all the nice guys. These ones are the worst.

  • @IWonder474
    @IWonder474 2 місяці тому +147

    I was 18, now i used to have this happen alll the time until I deleted nearly all my socials. Literally, since I was new to socializing I was more vulnerable, and so my "friend" kept trying to force me into things and beg me for pics, asking innapropriate things despite me saying repeatedly to stop and that I was asexual. Eventually I told him id stop talking to him entirely if he continues, then he began guilt tripping and doing the silent treatment so after a while i just blocked him. Ive experienced many "men" like this unfortunately, and I've also had a few strange mdn do something similar while walking in stores, out of stores, etc. Even at 15, there was a creepy elderly man who was apparently staring at me so intensely like a piece of cake that even my grandmother got enraged. Yeah it sucks. Just recently that happened again, too, to the point where my adoptive father who is a combat vet was about to throw hands with the other strange man while I was getting coffee at the gas station. Definitely happens a lot more online though but both are extremely annoying

    • @semi_dott
      @semi_dott 2 місяці тому +7

      Oh my gosh that suck. Ace here too, you don't have to do anything, you can block them and silent treat them. They'll see you don't care, they'll get pissed but then leave you alone.

    • @ensommeille5315
      @ensommeille5315 2 місяці тому +16

      I'm 23 and aroace so I get you - don't tell them you're ace. Not only should "no" be a complete sentence, but a lot of them see it as some kinda challenge/conquest. They do it with lesbians, too. It's gross and unfortunate that I also experienced most of this stuff when I was underage, since becoming an adult (and also deleting my socials! hi five lol) I get way less of this creepy shit. It's both relieving and horrifying. I was 14 when I first got cat called I think, had my ass slapped by a random dude when I was 15/16, was constantly hit on in this creepy way by adult coworkers when I got my first job at 16 also... it's genuinely depressing. Being a woman is rough

  • @just_dan
    @just_dan 2 місяці тому +180

    As a man I could never be a woman WHAT are these texts dude...I'm bisexual, and I've had male significant others but never had an encounter like this. I watched this with my girlfriend and I asked her if she's ever experienced this kind of thing, and she said that yes and most women have. Horrifying, truly.

    • @speckmarine6557
      @speckmarine6557 2 місяці тому

      Unfortunately it’s the extremely loud and whiny minority of men that make all of us look like assholes ☹️

    • @gilla2092
      @gilla2092 Місяць тому +8

      Nomadic woman here, you wouldn't believe how many people will change questions from how I take care of myself to my body count, like breathing air it's so natural for those who do not see boundaries at all

    • @Jaydavid25.
      @Jaydavid25. Місяць тому +6

      I'm a man and I've experienced things like this.. From men and some women.

    • @aliameagan7240
      @aliameagan7240 15 днів тому

      @@Jaydavid25.dude you’re like a passive incel. Diet incel, incel light

    • @aliameagan7240
      @aliameagan7240 15 днів тому

      @@Jaydavid25.you come in with the devil’s advocate comments but in reality you’re just being a shitbag.

  • @paradoxtatorstudios9681
    @paradoxtatorstudios9681 Місяць тому +90

    I both hate and appreciate how you made the Nice Guy voices sound like every rambunctious dubbed male anime character ever lmfaoo

  • @MagneticPowder
    @MagneticPowder 2 місяці тому +79

    I had one “nice guy” email me a long letter after I split from a 2 year relationship from a cheating jerk. He gave a list of bullet points about how stupid I was for dating the guy and how he (nice guy) was better. It was the cringiest thing I ever read. I was glad to split from a cheating jerk but this guys letter seemed like an equally awful situation. I am so happy to be married now to a normal guy.

    • @gforce97
      @gforce97 Місяць тому +2

      so what drove you to the cheating jerk in the first place??

    • @estrella264
      @estrella264 Місяць тому +20

      @@gforce97u sound like the guys in the video💀💀

    • @ManngeTout
      @ManngeTout Місяць тому

      Oh wow big walkikg red flag here​@@gforce97

    • @Anna-bo5dk
      @Anna-bo5dk Місяць тому +4

      Had the same situation twice slightly different. One: I was in love with a student from my class at university and told him and he was not interested and I was really sad. The best friend of my roommate wrote me a long letter about that HE was the right guy for me and how great I am and why I didn't chose him. It wasn't exactly nice guy, but it was so weird because I was crying and feeling really bad and he added to my misery with this totally unemphatic writings. Later in life a boyfriend broke up with me and a male (not close) friend of mine thought he would have a chance (I don't know why though), but before he could ask me out or something i got back together with the boyfriend. He then told me he lost all respect for me for going back to my ex. I was dumbfolded. I didn't even know he liked me, he was just a friend of my colleague and the way he spoke to me so condescendingly let my jaw drop. I never losed respect for any guy that didn't like me back and I didn't think they somehow were supposed to be in love with me. Where is this thinking coming from?

    • @MagneticPowder
      @MagneticPowder 28 днів тому +3

      @@gforce97 he appeared to be decent and then turned out to be a liar. We all get fooled sometimes but as soon as you find out, end it. Cheaters usually don’t change and I would not bother trying to change one. Moving on is best

  • @AlexHorbovetz-xc9ow
    @AlexHorbovetz-xc9ow 2 місяці тому +940

    HUZZAH! MINE BEAUTIFUL KING! GRACIAS MI AMOR😍😍😍

    • @binsobased
      @binsobased 2 місяці тому +12

      ok bro....

    • @AlexHorbovetz-xc9ow
      @AlexHorbovetz-xc9ow 2 місяці тому +76

      ​@@binsobased 😘

    • @AKOUMIE
      @AKOUMIE 2 місяці тому +56

      ​​@@binsobased Haters gonna hate 😤

    • @nutella7330
      @nutella7330 2 місяці тому

      @@AlexHorbovetz-xc9ow gimme kiss too😘❤️

    • @squidgedraws
      @squidgedraws 2 місяці тому +41

      You, my good sir, have just won the internet today! Take this humble upvote as an offering. It’s the least I can do with how much you made me chuckle 🤣

  • @hhere2stay
    @hhere2stay 2 місяці тому +138

    wait till he finds out about r/manlets

    • @CoopNoop
      @CoopNoop  2 місяці тому +72

      Interesting, I will be looking into this

    • @JiJi.edits.x
      @JiJi.edits.x 2 місяці тому +8

      @@CoopNoop u h o h
      I don't know whenever to be concerned or not, pls don't tell me it can get worse xd

  • @kingmatthme
    @kingmatthme 2 місяці тому +68

    Idk how these women didn’t freak out at those guys, if anyone treated me that way I’d handle it way worse let alone be able to laugh about it

    • @SpookusMcDoofus
      @SpookusMcDoofus 2 місяці тому +21

      This is probably a daily occurrence to the point that they’re desensitized by it

    • @theedmee
      @theedmee 2 місяці тому +13

      @@SpookusMcDoofus You would think so, but guys continue to baffle me online, and I'm married and in my 40s...

    • @Crys5736
      @Crys5736 24 дні тому +4

      ​@@SpookusMcDoofus it's this, but also you have to consider safety. These guys can get scary when you reject them, like stalking or threatening kinda behaviour.

  • @StardustOwO
    @StardustOwO 2 місяці тому +344

    1:39 this deku ahh voice 😭 how does he do it

    • @Tgsf321
      @Tgsf321 2 місяці тому +45

      This is why class 1-A ghosted him as soon as he lost his quirk 💀

    • @FrozenYogurtEnjoyer
      @FrozenYogurtEnjoyer 2 місяці тому +19

      Deku tweaking 😭🙏🏼

    • @libberslibbers8559-jl1us
      @libberslibbers8559-jl1us Місяць тому +5

      @FrozenYogurtEnjoyer chromokopia pfp? 😈

    • @nkm08
      @nkm08 Місяць тому

      @@libberslibbers8559-jl1usI just see frozen yogurt dude..

    • @Stinkyybombs
      @Stinkyybombs Місяць тому

      I swearr!

  • @alexmoore4423
    @alexmoore4423 2 місяці тому +184

    I’m 17 and I’m still laughing at random fart sound effects 😭

    • @CoopNoop
      @CoopNoop  2 місяці тому +101

      I’m 26 and I crack up while editing. I think the older you get, the more farts start to be funny again

    • @theedmee
      @theedmee 2 місяці тому +57

      @@CoopNoop I'm 42 and I damn near fell out of my chair. Your theory has merit! 😆

    • @bigboythethird6629
      @bigboythethird6629 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@CoopNoopdude your editing is the best i am being serious😂

    • @k2a2l2
      @k2a2l2 Місяць тому +2

      bro i am 26, it will never stop being funny idc

    • @romantic_hippie
      @romantic_hippie 27 днів тому +3

      I'm 32 and still laugh at reverb farts

  • @servantbee.
    @servantbee. 2 місяці тому +71

    had a text conversation that somehow ended with this guy telling me about how his dog was stolen, this dialogue is copy pasted from my screenshots immediately after this conversation took place;
    “oh wtf im so sorry”
    “yeah, so weird question haha”
    “oh dear”
    “you have sex before? Lol”
    on another note, apple guitar

    • @neoqwerty
      @neoqwerty 2 місяці тому +15

      I would not have been able to resist a smartass comment of "now I don't kinkshame but having your dog stolen sounds like a very strange kink to have, I'm gonna have to turn you down, ykinmk" and block him before he can reply.

  • @SpookyBarbi
    @SpookyBarbi 2 місяці тому +63

    I once broke up with a man because all he wanted was sex even though I was using a wheelchair because I had broken my femur bone and his reply text was something along the lines of “I see why God made it so you were raped. Bad things happen to bad people.” I don’t remember it word for word it was a decade ago but like those words hurt me for the longest time. I was 18. I hope he found God and has made peace with himself.

    • @andifishgallery9400
      @andifishgallery9400 Місяць тому +15

      God that’s absolutely horrific, I hope you’re healing well and I wish you the best!

    • @Anna-bo5dk
      @Anna-bo5dk Місяць тому +14

      should have sent this to his mother!! That is what I would do if possible. How can they write stuff like this??

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Місяць тому +10

      Oof that's way out of line. So sorry you had to experience that...

    • @nightcorebeatzx8652
      @nightcorebeatzx8652 15 днів тому

      WTF

    • @closelaugh185
      @closelaugh185 9 днів тому

      I hope he met god personally. Or the devil

  • @kageorii
    @kageorii Місяць тому +33

    “(Hopefully hairy)” OH MY GOD??

  • @IdontknowIdk-tw7mn
    @IdontknowIdk-tw7mn 2 місяці тому +126

    I love the all romantic music that plays in the backround every time the nice guy speaks 😭
    And that bakugo voice that you’re putting on the nice guy is actually killing me.

  • @gkbolol
    @gkbolol 2 місяці тому +84

    the sound effects are HITTING this in this video

  • @potatonian
    @potatonian 2 місяці тому +65

    'Socially acceptable now'.... oh brother.....

    • @JiJi.edits.x
      @JiJi.edits.x 2 місяці тому +2

      fr

    • @stonks3507
      @stonks3507 Місяць тому +10

      THIS GUY STINKS!

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Місяць тому +4

      Homie’s a time traveller from 1647

    • @Luva_PoliticsnMagic
      @Luva_PoliticsnMagic 20 днів тому

      That's what one gets when your country votes a convicted s*x offender into high office. Apparently that means everything is fair game now.

  • @Adele4Life
    @Adele4Life 2 місяці тому +122

    6:40 the switch up is SO CRAZY😭

    • @crimmio9706
      @crimmio9706 2 місяці тому +7

      Yeah that’s what they do 💀

    • @tabarnliss
      @tabarnliss 21 день тому +2

      and bro still think he’s nice

  • @robinchesterfield42
    @robinchesterfield42 Місяць тому +19

    NiceGuy(tm): "What do you do for workies?"
    Workies?
    WORKIES?????
    Sir, you have just literally talked to her, as if she was a DOG!! "ies" at the end of things, is how we talk to dogs. "Wanna go walkies???" I'd be out at that point alone. Yick.

    • @aliameagan7240
      @aliameagan7240 15 днів тому

      Men like that come off like pedophiles. They wind up in arrested “cutesy” language even as grown adults and it’s weird af. If it’s not that, they use the cutesy talk to manipulate women. Both gross.

  • @cactuspulp
    @cactuspulp 2 місяці тому +41

    "i gotta get into the mind of a nice guy... valorant!!" took me out xD Very good

  • @zukowife
    @zukowife 2 місяці тому +59

    11:45 thanks for the shout out

  • @PiamLendergrass
    @PiamLendergrass 2 місяці тому +133

    I'd suspect I have a fairly high tolerance to cringe for the average human on the internet, but 10:44 had me closing my laptop. I had to take a breather. Thank God. Count my blessings. Do the Dishes. Call my mom.

    • @jadeywadey5347
      @jadeywadey5347 2 місяці тому +7

      my jaw dropped when i read that bro i was not expecting that big of a surprise

    • @SirDumplingTheKnight
      @SirDumplingTheKnight 2 місяці тому +3

      YEA LITERALLY i just paused the video and did loops around my room in frustration

    • @CorruptedSpider
      @CorruptedSpider Місяць тому +2

      Yeah, that was a Level 8 PCSS cringe threat.

    • @H2ORaccoon
      @H2ORaccoon Місяць тому +1

      I stopped too lol, I'm cackling because this is the equivalent of someone shoving a primed flashbang directly into my mouth

    • @Genericmug
      @Genericmug 17 днів тому

      Same how can one be so wretchful 🤢

  • @Emqster
    @Emqster Місяць тому +16

    The “can not what fine damsel?” absolutely sent me

  • @WarmSnickerdoodle
    @WarmSnickerdoodle 2 місяці тому +25

    Being acknowledged as a human has to be in the top 5 compliments of all time.

  • @realdinosaur
    @realdinosaur 2 місяці тому +72

    I have this weird trait of putting myself in other peoples situations and the second-hand embarrassment I get makes this video unwatchable 😭

    • @romankolarik3274
      @romankolarik3274 2 місяці тому +20

      that weird trait is empathy cherish it ❤

    • @SirDumplingTheKnight
      @SirDumplingTheKnight 2 місяці тому +2

      Same bro i put myself in the place of the guy texting and i just want to die 2 minutes in the video.
      Like maaaan i dont even know what to say XDD

    • @k2a2l2
      @k2a2l2 Місяць тому +2

      same its so hard to read these but i cant stop watching

    • @Jaigarful
      @Jaigarful 29 днів тому +1

      Yeah, Its like King of the Hill, sometimes I get it so bad from Peggy I have to stop watching.

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 24 дні тому

      I'm literally curled over covering my mouth not to let out screams of cringe and secondhand embarrassment 😭

  • @roamingslayer54
    @roamingslayer54 2 місяці тому +79

    3:48 coop did you voice deku in the english dub

  • @llabreakfast
    @llabreakfast 2 місяці тому +133

    Accidentally watched all your UA-cam videos in a day, and had a dream about you… it was not a good dream☠️ I woke up absolutely horrified, and I think my brain is now permanently altered for the worst. Thank you coop😇🙏

  • @Mawsodawso
    @Mawsodawso 2 місяці тому +76

    And I thought I couldn’t talk to women good lord

    • @imMoRTal0722
      @imMoRTal0722 2 місяці тому

      🥶🥶🥶🥶

    • @reacher8042
      @reacher8042 Місяць тому +11

      Real talk. I may not have a lot to say but dang, at least I'm not scum

    • @gilla2092
      @gilla2092 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@reacher8042 25 yr old woman speaking, it's ALWAYS much better to be nonverbal near women u don't know or find nice than to be weird and overwhelming. I can tell yall that I've had moments of guys coming onto the team at work and they blurt stuff like "man I just wanna get laid" like ok thank you for the add on sir, we are talking about the plan for the night. Definitely gave me the vibe he only saw women for the goal of a hole. And it's fine if that's what he had wanted, but talking about it openly and randomly with women around? It was creepy. When you don't force a conversation, it will unfold on its own. Thats what I've always learned, and have found when finding the right person for me, that he will let me come to him. It makes you feel safer

  • @ByondRAGE
    @ByondRAGE 2 місяці тому +47

    "Nice guys" is a myth, if someone is going around claiming to be a "nice guy" they are a shithead. People who are nice are just nice. This whole thing feels like "i have the status of nice guy so you should think highly of me" without actually doing a goddamn thing about themselves. Love your videos, i just found you from tomdarklive seeing your onision video and while i find the sfx to be alot i love how much effort you put into these. Keep up the good work

    • @tbotalpha8133
      @tbotalpha8133 Місяць тому +9

      If you have to tell me you're nice, you probably aren't.

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Місяць тому +6

      Think of Keanu Reeves as a nice person and MrBeast as a “nice guy.” Keanu just does nice things without making a big deal of it. MrBeast films himself doing nice things to compensate for the skeletons in his closet

    • @gilla2092
      @gilla2092 Місяць тому +2

      ​@@Foxikaze Shaq is another example. Nice people often have their stories told by others, not by themselves informing you and self recording it

  • @seraphinw1
    @seraphinw1 Місяць тому +23

    there are two types of stories on reddit, stories you know are fake and stories you HOPE are fake

    • @AshelDoesShit
      @AshelDoesShit Місяць тому

      the ones you hope are fake are the tastiest tho

  • @eviegriggs6706
    @eviegriggs6706 Місяць тому +17

    The whole can not fine what damsel part, I was eating and spit out my food. Not just the pure stupidity of the guy and the sound effects. My new favorite creator😭

  • @Killer_KT
    @Killer_KT 2 місяці тому +20

    Its like these guys all attended the same pick-up seminar complete with "negging". The fact that people like this are real fills me with dread.

  • @SomeStrongPig
    @SomeStrongPig 2 місяці тому +52

    youre starting to become my favorite youtuber, congrats!

    • @Jervenshmine
      @Jervenshmine 2 місяці тому +19

      everybody knows that it’s a good thing if you’re in somestrongpig’s good book

    • @SomeStrongPig
      @SomeStrongPig 2 місяці тому +18

      @@Jervenshmine absolutely, it’s cause i’m always objectively right

  • @pupuddingu
    @pupuddingu 2 місяці тому +12

    “WORKIES” IM JUMPING

  • @Number1mlpfan
    @Number1mlpfan 2 місяці тому +31

    Fine damsel is crazy work 😭

  • @AimFever
    @AimFever Місяць тому +22

    I am so happy that as a man i do not have to deal with the huge amount of horny ahh goofies in my dms lmao

  • @NotGarrettG
    @NotGarrettG Місяць тому +13

    “ *do you sell adult content* “
    “ *i don’t do only fans* “

  • @kaibeez6394
    @kaibeez6394 2 місяці тому +22

    The only reason dudes are entertaining robot girlfriends in the future is because they can make the robots have any ideology they want. They won’t have to deal with real human emotions and go for the easy way out.

    • @LivvyTube24
      @LivvyTube24 Місяць тому +13

      And us girls gotta get robot boyfriends now because they know how to be functioning human beings more than actual guys 😔🙏

    • @tdelioncourt1268
      @tdelioncourt1268 Місяць тому +6

      They'll still come for real women and ty to apply what they do to their robot to us though. More than ever you have sexy chatbots, sexy pictures for life for free and they still choose to bully women IRL for those. I don't see it changing anytime soon.

    • @kaibeez6394
      @kaibeez6394 Місяць тому +1

      @@tdelioncourt1268 oh yeah no. With ai, we’ve given a reason for incel dudes who love their ai anime ekittens to essentially fake their beliefs into thinking they have a real girlfriend and they are not going to be willing to change that thinking either (unless a girl has such low esteem and no standards that she goes for this dude and he goes for her)

  • @Eternal_Motion1
    @Eternal_Motion1 2 місяці тому +36

    coop noop the type of peopel to go honk shoo when he gets eepy

  • @seths23
    @seths23 2 місяці тому +31

    There's an enthralling mysticism about the way you immediately appear in your gaming chair, followed by a thunderous ass fart💀 anyway I'll be spending my night nooping my coop like an absolute edgemaxer rizzlord

  • @ReedNOFX
    @ReedNOFX 2 місяці тому +20

    the dust on your guitar is some of the realest shit ever lol

  • @R3dstonelamp
    @R3dstonelamp 2 місяці тому +41

    I didn't know deku had a youtube channel

  • @Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh
    @Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhh 2 місяці тому +87

    I'm a big fan of this silly guy right here.

  • @asya38189
    @asya38189 21 день тому +6

    11:50 I really needed that shoutout, thanks man😭😭❤❤

  • @batbaylor
    @batbaylor 2 місяці тому +18

    You are filling the hole that Cody Ko left very well kudos.

  • @hanaehab1976
    @hanaehab1976 2 місяці тому +28

    as someone who experienced a "nice guy", this video was a nice way to laugh it off, PLEASE do more of this

  • @SamMaow
    @SamMaow 2 місяці тому +6

    Thank you for the shout out Coop , preciate it 💥

  • @Meowow55iscat
    @Meowow55iscat 2 місяці тому +49

    Your voice acting is perfection

  • @elin_
    @elin_ 19 днів тому +9

    7:19 All men who use terms like "used goods", "ran through", "sloppy seconds", "past your/their prime", "high/low value", "alpha/beta/sigma (unironically) etc.. they are the biggest red flags, and I stay as far away as possible from them.
    They are far more annoying than bugs.

    • @ss0ju
      @ss0ju 18 днів тому +1

      "bop" too 🤮

    • @elin_
      @elin_ 18 днів тому +3

      @ss0ju what does that mean? When I hear that word, I think about music.. That a song is a bop

    • @a1m..
      @a1m.. 17 днів тому

      ⁠@@elin_bop refers to a woman (usually a young woman, not an older woman who’s just been with multiple partners in her lifetime) who’s had a lot of relations (usually one night stands) with men. Basically a young woman extremely into hookup culture

    • @z.6480
      @z.6480 12 днів тому

      New meaning is basically a girl who's always looking for attention from men/ran through ​@elin_

    • @peachcandie
      @peachcandie 3 дні тому

      @@elin_ its a new slang for wh0re i think?

  • @hatchmaster_5745
    @hatchmaster_5745 2 місяці тому +13

    The internet has become so centralized that the redditors are getting called out on reddit

  • @RED-qu3pk
    @RED-qu3pk 2 місяці тому +103

    HAIRY LABIA WHAT THE FUCK

    • @atroposV
      @atroposV 2 місяці тому +20

      eldritch horror

    • @libberslibbers8559-jl1us
      @libberslibbers8559-jl1us 21 день тому +1

      my eyes emerged out of my skull like a male cartoon character going "awooga!" when they see the slight glance of a random woman's shoulder. why

  • @nrozmx400
    @nrozmx400 Місяць тому +6

    Man it's so nice of you to shout out women and their struggles ❤

  • @HylianBeef
    @HylianBeef 16 днів тому +3

    I was a total jerk when I was 16-18. Now, I’m almost 20, and I’ve come to realize that my behavior towards women was utterly disrespectful. This is how I started talking to my ex, and you can probably guess how that relationship turned out: two years of a purely sexual relationship. In contrast, my current girlfriend and I communicate maturely. Our relationship isn’t based on sex, and we’re genuinely happy together. I haven’t spoken to a girl in that way since I turned 18. I regret and despise who I was back then, but I’m grateful for my maturity. (I also thank my new job for whipping me into shape; they pushed me hard, and I couldn’t be more thankful.)

  • @ArianaGenaro
    @ArianaGenaro 2 місяці тому +10

    the constant sound effects are actually sending me, i honestly couldnt stop laughing at them, especially the "get out!"

  • @kianasusername
    @kianasusername 2 місяці тому +14

    The anime voice is sending me 💀

  • @moohHa22
    @moohHa22 Місяць тому +7

    I came searching for this content because I’ve just had my own experience. We matched on Bumble, he asked what my abbreviated name is, I told him I’d let him know if we moved off the app. His response was:
    ‘Do you have a name? It’s not hard to understand’
    I said ‘yes. I don’t reveal it to strangers though, it’s quite easy to understand.’
    He said ‘Understand this 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼
    Shortest interaction with a match EVER. 🤣
    I’ll be subscribing!

    • @Samson16436
      @Samson16436 24 дні тому

      Dating apps are the worst for this kind of stuff...... I have tales upon tales...

  • @moneymatt8435
    @moneymatt8435 2 місяці тому +8

    The half second sound bite of the fart and the “GET OUT” meme is so subtle but so fucking funny and necessary omfg

  • @Doodoofist
    @Doodoofist Місяць тому +12

    I like bald women. Does that mean im a butt booty cheek glazer?

  • @DooMBucket117
    @DooMBucket117 2 місяці тому +81

    Babe wake up the new coopnoop just dropped

    • @k0rnstarrrrr
      @k0rnstarrrrr 2 місяці тому +5

      ur pfp is so real (i love nirvana)

    • @Tiny_24
      @Tiny_24 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@k0rnstarrrrr would you believe me if told you that you were the queen of my heart?

    • @Foxikaze
      @Foxikaze Місяць тому +1

      @@Tiny_24 That lyric sounds like the shit a nice guy would say

    • @Tiny_24
      @Tiny_24 Місяць тому

      @@Foxikaze can you feel my love buzz

  • @dizzykyle5627
    @dizzykyle5627 Місяць тому +9

    6:01 "I gotta get into a mind of a nice guy *INTENSE BREATHING* VALORANT!!"

  • @dominicgaliotto7859
    @dominicgaliotto7859 2 місяці тому +6

    You are a saint for reading through these and not instantly shriveling up

  • @Arkiinia
    @Arkiinia Місяць тому +2

    the constant and unnecessary use of the get out sound effect really captivated me and made me appreciate this channel so much

  • @cig4rsuuga
    @cig4rsuuga 2 місяці тому +11

    anyone that claims to be a sweet and nice person is most likely the most vile and evil person you will ever meet

  • @flakmoped8186
    @flakmoped8186 Місяць тому +3

    "Can not what fine damsel?"
    Is definetely quote of the year and I am 100% saying that now on the regular

  • @GreatestAuthorinFlorida
    @GreatestAuthorinFlorida 2 місяці тому +16

    These conversations can’t be real. I refuse to believe it. Things can’t be this bad.

    • @CheeZe208
      @CheeZe208 Місяць тому +6

      Sadly, they probably are

    • @just_your_localguard9612
      @just_your_localguard9612 Місяць тому +2

      I've seen worse from Indian dudes so I believe most are pretty accurate

    • @Megasaurusify
      @Megasaurusify 25 днів тому +2

      They are. This is what most women deal with

  • @AverageDollfan
    @AverageDollfan 2 місяці тому +10

    10:06 made me physically put my hand on my forehead and look away from the screen.
    This was that bad of a response.

    • @AverageDollfan
      @AverageDollfan 2 місяці тому +4

      And I have to say that it is hard to even believe that these types of men have this type of mentality.
      I swear on my soul that these guys should be documented in psychology

    • @libberslibbers8559-jl1us
      @libberslibbers8559-jl1us 21 день тому +4

      my skeleton almost jumped out of my shell of a body like some looney tunes cartoon shit as i heard whatever tf that was 😔

  • @TheEvilcookie0
    @TheEvilcookie0 Місяць тому +3

    I absolutely died at “Can’t not what fine damsel?”
    My son asked me if I was okay.

    • @jamiesargent1318
      @jamiesargent1318 15 годин тому

      It’s complete lunacy to act all sexual and going on trying to get a girl obviously deeply offended and uncomfortable, to randomly call them a “fine damsel.”
      Like wtf.

  • @dracology8056
    @dracology8056 2 місяці тому +5

    from 15-18 i was a semi popular cosplay tiktoker and omg the “nice guys” that dm with the most insane nsfw message then get mad and call me ugly when i wouldn’t respond is astronomical. i’m talking fresh out the gate with “please cosplay naked next time ❤” no hey no warm up to it

  • @isaiahthepotato1600
    @isaiahthepotato1600 2 місяці тому +7

    10:56 the way my jaw dropped even further

  • @toriswag
    @toriswag 20 днів тому +3

    The AI girlfriend meme will always be ridiculously funny to me because they assume girls won't have their own AI boyfriends as well

  • @Gooferfabs
    @Gooferfabs Місяць тому +14

    19:26 onky 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @lexispeaks5585
    @lexispeaks5585 Місяць тому +3

    Your nice guy voice impression is making me want to drive my head through a wall, it's too real lol. Good job.

  • @JingMitsuyamaCH
    @JingMitsuyamaCH 2 місяці тому +10

    “I’m a nice guy” is equivalent to “I’m very humble” If you really were you wouldn’t have to say it out loud 😂 also crazy to think i was once THAT kind of guy in middle school