I have a spell warding talisman to prevent such things from happening to you in the future. For the one-time-only special-offer of just $89,99 instead of $159,99 it can be yours! And if you buy right now you'll get a free fairy dust sample made by real fairies!
mehja1 People, people, people. For just $20.99 I have a much better offer. Don't fall to the outrageous claims of a warding talisman. They simply don't work. And fairy dust can't be legally sent through the mail, so would you trust anyone with such a offer. No. But wait, there's a real and better deal. Obtain this carbon stick, the same material diamonds are made of, encased in the sacred pine wood, to magic your way out of anything. Colds, cancer, poorness of health, poorness in wealth, you can spirit away all these ills and more. Then all you have to do is draw on the provided scroll the correct magical diagram for your particular needs. And in case you need help in how to draw the magic symbols, for just $10.99 more Forgotit Industries will send "How to Draw Magic Symbols for Dummies", a $40.99 value, yours for only $10.99. Act now, and will we also include, not one, not two, but three pressed flowers sacred to the people of the Faere realm. Order in the next 2 minutes and will we include a sacred time keeper. The large numerals change a time passes and can measure the passing of time down to the second:P
Yeah, I want that last 15 or so seconds as my screen saver. I'll never get anything done ever again! Oooooooohhhhhhhh... (15 hours later) Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh...
So i had my first kiss befoar the age of 18 at 12 yrs old with a girl that i liked in a challange and i am afraid that god will punish me for that. Can that happen??
It's kind of disappointing. Another mystery of the universe unveiled. Maybe that was not his true form, but merely a hallucination transmit through the internet by the Holy Spirit. Sounds legit, right? I'll see you yet, Discern4!
ahaha well I have showed up in at least one video before (another Jesus Junk one). I try to keep a bit of anonymity due to the controversial nature of my videos. I still have christian acquaintances.
If fundamental Christians are shocked by such blasphemy they should watch the German Astro Channel - anything goes! Christ and Chakras, Mary and Mandalas, Angels and Atlantis, Holy Spirit and Horoscopes... whatever sells their junk is welcome and no combination too weird!
the bottle is kinda pretty. I wouldn't have opened it and just kept in on a shelf as a knick knack like a tiny lava lamp.
Yeah that's a good idea. I've still got it somewhere. I suppose it makes for a conversation piece as well haha
Discern4
Maybe add some make-up sparkles in it and put some back lighting behind it...make it look all magical =P
These are great! Very fun!
Happy63funny thank you for watching!
The last 30 seconds or so were kinda mesmerizing, lol.
I know, right?? haha
This is an interesting video. Thank you!
thanks for watching!
I wonder if it would be any good on a salad.
haha gross
He's not kidding, he turned me into a NEWT!!!!!..... well, I got better....
I have a spell warding talisman to prevent such things from happening to you in the future.
For the one-time-only special-offer of just $89,99 instead of $159,99 it can be yours! And if you buy right now you'll get a free fairy dust sample made by real fairies!
mehja1
People, people, people. For just $20.99 I have a much better offer. Don't fall to the outrageous claims of a warding talisman. They simply don't work. And fairy dust can't be legally sent through the mail, so would you trust anyone with such a offer. No. But wait, there's a real and better deal. Obtain this carbon stick, the same material diamonds are made of, encased in the sacred pine wood, to magic your way out of anything. Colds, cancer, poorness of health, poorness in wealth, you can spirit away all these ills and more. Then all you have to do is draw on the provided scroll the correct magical diagram for your particular needs. And in case you need help in how to draw the magic symbols, for just $10.99 more Forgotit Industries will send "How to Draw Magic Symbols for Dummies", a $40.99 value, yours for only $10.99. Act now, and will we also include, not one, not two, but three pressed flowers sacred to the people of the Faere realm.
Order in the next 2 minutes and will we include a sacred time keeper. The large numerals change a time passes and can measure the passing of time down to the second:P
It looks like they put a bit of Captain Crunch cereal in the smaller bottle.
I enjoy Jesus junk vids XD good job
hey thanks!
The miracle is getting it out of the damn packaging!
got that right
I like the way you pronounce _conjure._
Don't forget the Holy prayer cloth 😉
Nice video quality Discern!
Is fennel seed in the bible?
Good packaging.
I'd be disssapointed that the holy spirit in liquid form was not a spirit i can drink :(
Yeah, I want that last 15 or so seconds as my screen saver. I'll never get anything done ever again!
Oooooooohhhhhhhh... (15 hours later) Ooooooooooohhhhhhhh...
lol, yes
Homeopathy with "bits"!
unlike the jesus junk, you got something near to what you paid in value. not because its " magic" but because its pretty and probably smells nice
So i had my first kiss befoar the age of 18 at 12 yrs old with a girl that i liked in a challange and i am afraid that god will punish me for that. Can that happen??
You're a person-man! I thought you were just disembodied hands since that's all i've seen in other videos :P
It's kind of disappointing. Another mystery of the universe unveiled. Maybe that was not his true form, but merely a hallucination transmit through the internet by the Holy Spirit.
Sounds legit, right? I'll see you yet, Discern4!
ahaha well I have showed up in at least one video before (another Jesus Junk one). I try to keep a bit of anonymity due to the controversial nature of my videos. I still have christian acquaintances.
You should germinate some of those seeds and see what happens.
weeds maybe? who knows
If fundamental Christians are shocked by such blasphemy they should watch the German Astro Channel - anything goes!
Christ and Chakras, Mary and Mandalas, Angels and Atlantis, Holy Spirit and Horoscopes... whatever sells their junk is welcome and no combination too weird!
At least this looks kinda cool in the bottle. The other oils were in plastic. Apparently, the pagans make cooler 'junk'.
Yeah that's what I was thinking, at least they put some effort in to make it look nice.
Well that was a waste of money. Uh oh, what's happening? I-I think I'm turning into a frog. Nooooooooooooo! ribit.
It's a shame most people think of medicines and other more sciencey-things the way wiccans think about magic =/
If witch craft isn't real, then why does the oil exist? Check mate the a-theists.
pencil shaving and seeds
Oh my gosh that stuff looks disgusting and by the way i will rebuke that spell just for not subscribing.
I hope all that nonsense is free... please tell me you are not paying for that crap!
I don't mind spending a few bucks on junk if it makes for interesting videos.