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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • Saul is lecturing Jesse about the money laundering.

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  • @RappelKarton
    @RappelKarton 4 роки тому +3277

    That scene feels really like a GTA pre-mission cutscene

    • @pabletoday9782
      @pabletoday9782 4 роки тому +236

      Omg yes, then you go drive saul to somewhere while having an entertaining conversation. Then something goes wrong and there is a shootout

    • @milesbarksdale2446
      @milesbarksdale2446 4 роки тому +188

      @@pabletoday9782 I mean Saul is basically a gta character

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 4 роки тому +56

      I mean yeah it basically gta at that point: a funny Parody character talking about something illegal in an interesting way and usually not over 5 minutes long unless its worth it

    • @thewhitewolf58
      @thewhitewolf58 4 роки тому +5

      Pable Today i mean dont 70 percent of gta drug deals end in a shootout of some kind since when your games machanics boil down to driving and combat your going to want some combat in where ever you can

    • @TheGunmode3
      @TheGunmode3 4 роки тому +9

      Miles Barksdale Ken Rosenberg

  • @wesleyvane54
    @wesleyvane54 8 років тому +36875

    "errr wrong... million times worse... you are a tax cheat"
    Amazing quote

    • @jasondyrkacz8270
      @jasondyrkacz8270 6 років тому +1063

      Wesley Vane It really is how Capone was caught.

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 6 років тому +905

      They knew Capone was a gangster and were looking for something to nail him with because he had too many fall guys. He slipped somewhere with his laundering and they got him

    • @jacketofthe80s13
      @jacketofthe80s13 6 років тому +303

      it was funny that every other criminal went through the income tax hoops cause like the irs said later even criminals could file but Capone being to damn stupid boom.

    • @gr1nder07
      @gr1nder07 6 років тому +685

      They don't really care about the drugs, they care about the money

    • @dangelo1369
      @dangelo1369 6 років тому +296

      According to the Internal Revenue Code: all income, regardless of its source, is liable to taxation. So back in the day, criminal entrepreneurs bought laundromats as a cover for their illicit income (hence “money laundering).
      So if he’s caught, tried and acquitted, he’d still be on the hook for tax evasion.
      Capone was caught because he evaded paying taxes (illegal) rather than avoiding paying taxes (legal deductions).
      So laundering, is a way of evading taxes by avoiding taxes.

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 5 років тому +1828

    When you are a child, you listen to your parents. When you are grown up, you listen to your lawyer, lmao

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 4 роки тому +22

      Sound advice

    • @thomas.02
      @thomas.02 4 роки тому +12

      Who does the lawyer listen to?

    • @aliefr2984
      @aliefr2984 4 роки тому +40

      @@thomas.02 2 kind of people, one is the goverment, two is satan

    • @dmnddst
      @dmnddst 4 роки тому +34

      @@aliefr2984 but government and satan are the same people?

    • @md.mohaiminulislam9618
      @md.mohaiminulislam9618 4 роки тому +7

      @@dmnddst what kind of shithole you are living in son

  • @dogsrocks1028
    @dogsrocks1028 5 років тому +1019

    You ever Heard of the Story of an mafia Family, who Started an Italian restaurant to Cover up their Dirty income and then stopped commiting Crimes cause the Restaurant did so well 😂

    • @jamesahern9864
      @jamesahern9864 5 років тому +34

      Buca di beppo

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 5 років тому +158

      Hey that exactly happened in breaking bad too. I can remember the dialogue between skylar and Walter in season 5 when she said the carwash was doing really well and in few month it will be profitable and she asked walt to left meth business cause their future is secure with car wash alone.

    • @spongeyspikes09
      @spongeyspikes09 4 роки тому +5

      is that really true? if yes then whats the name of their restaurant?

    • @ddd8828
      @ddd8828 4 роки тому +108

      Olive Garden.

    • @ConradKurze
      @ConradKurze 4 роки тому +7

      italians do know their way about the food

  • @dreueew125
    @dreueew125 10 років тому +4933

    what i learn on youtube today...

    • @jakep1979
      @jakep1979 6 років тому +72

      Im a drug dealehhh errr.. barbershop owner and I can confirm

    • @Gun_Metal_Grey
      @Gun_Metal_Grey 5 років тому +3

      IMMA CRIMINAL , YO

    • @tonybone7205
      @tonybone7205 5 років тому +9

      You dont learn this in School .

    • @sriragvuppala4332
      @sriragvuppala4332 5 років тому +3

      Nice pnp junction diode

    • @invictus_sr
      @invictus_sr 5 років тому

      What i learn on youtube today

  • @ByeByeDeadName
    @ByeByeDeadName 5 років тому +274

    I don’t know why UA-cam recommended me this clip but suddenly I’m very interested in purchasing the pizza place down the street

    • @NickPopGamezAndTutorials
      @NickPopGamezAndTutorials 5 років тому +5

      JK HGGNS You’re a drug dealer??!

    • @bugzyhardrada3168
      @bugzyhardrada3168 5 років тому +31

      No he is tax cheat
      Much worse(apparently)

    • @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933
      @rezandrarizkyirianto-1933 4 роки тому

      Yeah, I think it's time to spend my "income" into building new business ventures. I'm kinda tired of keeping it all under my bed

    • @AB-ou8ve
      @AB-ou8ve 4 роки тому

      FBI wants to know your location.

  • @juanmanuelpenaloza9264
    @juanmanuelpenaloza9264 5 років тому +77

    "I may be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No thank you."
    Mark Hamil as The Joker

  • @dravenfm
    @dravenfm 4 роки тому +326

    me:
    youtube recommendations: hey you should learn how to launder your money

    • @dgriffinstein6309
      @dgriffinstein6309 4 роки тому +4

      Same. Now I know. Thanks whatever algorithm!

    • @elguty4045
      @elguty4045 4 роки тому +1

      seem like the algorithm knows you are making a lot of money.

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 4 роки тому

      @@elguty4045 Not really, I'm nearly broke and this was recommended to me too!

  • @marcusfossa6695
    @marcusfossa6695 6 років тому +517

    The only thing worse than the boogeyman... the tax man...

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose 6 років тому +61

      Indeed. The bogeyman will stop when you're dead. The tax man will not and continue to keep going after your corpse, your estate, and everyone you love.

    • @PandeyPrashant
      @PandeyPrashant 6 років тому +13

      The real Baba yaga

    • @pletosul01
      @pletosul01 6 років тому +3

      You forgot John Wick

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 6 років тому +8

      The tax man is the one you hire to get the boogeyman

    • @kaeschpi
      @kaeschpi 5 років тому +7

      ...and all he needs is a pencil. A f###ing pencil.@@cv4809

  • @Amar7605
    @Amar7605 5 років тому +45

    I work as a tax collector for the government. One time a debtor called because he got a bill for not filing a tax return. He was assessed because he paid mortgage interest. I asked him how did he make the mortgage payments. He said he was a drug dealer. I told him he needs to file and pay his taxes. How he earned his money is not our concern. That’s for law enforcement. But because he earned income, he needed to file. And guess what? He complied.

    • @thomasknight604
      @thomasknight604 5 років тому +12

      @Kurt Johnson My friend, you need to talk to a shrink.

    • @penitentpotato1344
      @penitentpotato1344 5 років тому +8

      @Kurt Johnson What a bloody sociopath

    • @KahnDevine
      @KahnDevine 5 років тому +13

      Kurt Johnson go live out in the wilderness then with no power, internet, schooling, roads, gas, healthcare, toilets, plumbing, or anything. Tell me how you enjoy being a caveman. Also wasn’t it the public’s choice on voting for things since we live in a world where democracy is in place.

    • @taylor9782
      @taylor9782 5 років тому +8

      Kurt Johnson that sounds like something an edgy 13 yo on the internet would say bc he heard his dad repeating fox news talking points

    • @KahnDevine
      @KahnDevine 5 років тому +7

      Kurt Johnson you have to be pretty dumb to not acknowledge that taxes have paid for all the roads and governmental buildings which has established a society which again has allowed people to build companies. So no taxes doesn’t pay for your power, but without the things taxes have paid for and established there wouldn’t be anything.

  • @12nabeelu
    @12nabeelu 5 років тому +17

    Oh man now I just have to Watch this show again

  • @mcbadrobotvoice8155
    @mcbadrobotvoice8155 5 років тому +1

    *police officer walks in while they are discussing this out loud*

  • @Foldy435
    @Foldy435 4 роки тому +1

    That's the best basic explanation of money laundering I've ever heard and I've been on accountancy courses and fraud prevention seminars who spend three hours going round the houses with Powerpoint presentations, graphs etc and still end up at the same endpoint as Saul, except Saul did it in 1 minute 49 seconds.

  • @bascxx2
    @bascxx2 5 років тому +1

    Real entertainer Saul (bob) .I rooted for him so much on the show. Was very happy when we was rewarded with a new show of his own

  • @jokerman9295
    @jokerman9295 2 роки тому +1

    “So you want me to buy this place so I can pay taxes. I’m a criminal yo.” 😂

  • @alcoholandfun243
    @alcoholandfun243 5 років тому +5

    Say my name!
    The IRS.
    You're damn right!

    • @akey7996
      @akey7996 5 років тому

      *You, re goddamn right!

    • @alcoholandfun243
      @alcoholandfun243 5 років тому

      @@akey7996 *You're

    • @akey7996
      @akey7996 5 років тому +1

      @@alcoholandfun243 you're goddamn right!

  • @tankdogization
    @tankdogization 4 роки тому +1

    My face when Saul had no clue that Jesse could’ve laundered through the arcade while Walt was laundering through the car wash.

  • @grease_monkey6078
    @grease_monkey6078 4 роки тому +1

    Even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS.

  • @travistaylor2263
    @travistaylor2263 5 років тому +2

    Wish I was knocking boots with the chicky babes

  • @Lorenzo12089
    @Lorenzo12089 5 років тому +3

    Best explanation than most accountant or business teachers give.

  • @zachflakerton
    @zachflakerton Рік тому

    I like how Saul just openly talks about turning the place he’s in into a criminal scheme, doesn’t wait till he’s out of there.

  • @simonunger2599
    @simonunger2599 5 років тому +4

    Thanks Saul, I’ll be sure to remember this when I start my own drug ring

  • @Joshonthenet
    @Joshonthenet 5 років тому +1

    the fucking pitch of this video. I can’t 😂

  • @michaelnivens6267
    @michaelnivens6267 5 років тому

    That's Pinkman's problem - It takes him the entire run of the series to grow up

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 4 роки тому

    I feel like I just learned a million basic concepts that I didn’t learn in 17 years of schooling.

  • @UziNecromancer
    @UziNecromancer 4 роки тому +1

    I'm amazed on how Aaron Paul's voice changed over the years he sound so young here!

  • @allykins1767
    @allykins1767 5 років тому

    I didn't realize that the video was sped up slightly until Jesse spoke.

  • @YeeSoest
    @YeeSoest 5 років тому

    And this is why people loved Breaking Bad: You get the glimpse into the dark world but you have a guide and other newbies to check the waters for you. Fantastic!!

  • @EdVarkarion
    @EdVarkarion 5 років тому +1

    I think Saul's Capone reference might have been the first reference to his Chicagoan heritage.

  • @NcMuggets
    @NcMuggets 5 років тому

    This video is sped up just slightly. You can tell from the raised pitches of their voices.

  • @DarthDimmadome
    @DarthDimmadome 5 років тому +1

    I want to see these two together again

  • @kevnar
    @kevnar 5 років тому

    That's why there are so many mattress companies in every city. Not because people need so many mattresses, but because criminals need to clean their money.

  • @Big_Chungus935
    @Big_Chungus935 5 років тому +5

    Me: youtube how high are you?
    UA-cam: yes

  • @hitmonkey4726
    @hitmonkey4726 3 роки тому

    Even Joker don't dare mess around with the tax man.

  • @tashaglam4824
    @tashaglam4824 4 роки тому +3

    How is it that this clip just randomly popped up in my recommendations after Trump tax history was leaked to the NY Times?

  • @asleandere8852
    @asleandere8852 5 років тому

    anyone working in Fintech or a financial organisation having to pass mandatory MLR tests should see this clip first. Excellent primer!

  • @jacktheladstevens
    @jacktheladstevens 4 роки тому

    If only it was that simple, tv makes money laundering look simpler than learning to ride a bike

  • @mojorojo6
    @mojorojo6 5 років тому +2

    Internet teaches you everything!

  • @MrFaiqueShakil
    @MrFaiqueShakil 4 роки тому +1

    thank you professor, none taught like that

  • @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat
    @UCannotDefeatMyShmeat 5 років тому

    Man, even the Joker won't fuck with the I.R.S

  • @Milanista.92
    @Milanista.92 4 роки тому

    haha Explained so simply, Saul Goodman one of the best TV Character of all time indeed.

  • @madogod6833
    @madogod6833 5 років тому

    Plot twist Saul is actually working for the IRS. Better have him pay tax rather than rotting away in a cell.

  • @MypronounIsKing
    @MypronounIsKing 5 років тому

    This was the best fucking show on TV man

  • @deranathonarkantos6712
    @deranathonarkantos6712 5 років тому

    And that’s why lawyers are treated like scum.

  • @Swolsuke
    @Swolsuke 5 років тому +1

    This would explain all the mattress stores in my area, now fucking way is there such a high demand for mattresses.

  • @benjamintyus6957
    @benjamintyus6957 4 роки тому

    I think Saul Goodman was a genuinely good guy fighting what he saw to be corruption and helping the little guy

  • @RaisonDetre96
    @RaisonDetre96 5 років тому

    The government only cares about stopping drug dealers when those drug dealers are also tax evaders, which to the government is probably the worst crime possible. Imagine if we taught children this and how much better of they would be.

  • @trenchcoatjoe1891
    @trenchcoatjoe1891 5 років тому

    Good thing they talk about this with no one around

  • @johnsoned562
    @johnsoned562 5 років тому

    "There's one for you nineteen for me" said the tax man

  • @ericbumbera664
    @ericbumbera664 5 років тому

    God this show is so fucking good

  • @Joker-md8xu
    @Joker-md8xu 5 років тому +12

    I really wish they taught this to me in school, rather than asking me to find how many fucking apples John had....

  • @bobdonkey3851
    @bobdonkey3851 6 років тому +12

    How does one simply buy a nail salon without arousing suspicion then?

    • @Planclanman3
      @Planclanman3 6 років тому +14

      Even better take out a business loan so the don’t know u have money to begin with. Its doesn’t care if they’re getting their cut

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 5 років тому +2

      Etan Plan nobody would give a business loan to someone like Jesse in 2008. Don't you remember how bad the economy was?

    • @MrLastlived
      @MrLastlived 5 років тому +2

      @@vitalityfox Even better actually because places like this were on the cheap then, everything was on sale for the affluent. If Jesse was a savvy businessman, buying this now while it was cheap would be brilliant forward thinking. Money is still a question but a little less so given the price is likely low as it stands

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 5 років тому

      MrLastlived again first rule of business is you have to spend money to make money. Back then no one had money except very few people. If you were already established before the crash then yes. But after that it was hard trying to get started.

    • @vitalityfox
      @vitalityfox 5 років тому

      MrLastlived disregard this reply. I thought this was another video.

  • @k.s9098
    @k.s9098 5 років тому

    Wow, that's a way better explanation than what my lawyer gave me!

  • @afuturehobo
    @afuturehobo 5 років тому

    You guys ever see those empty ass mattress warehouses? They are empty all day but have been open for 20 years

  • @kkgt6591
    @kkgt6591 6 років тому +5

    Lol I brought a nail salon for the exact same reason I didn't need any lawyer.

    • @MrBraddles3128
      @MrBraddles3128 6 років тому +7

      I doubt that. If you were really in the business, you surely wouldn’t be stupid enough to talk about it online.

    • @rms1493
      @rms1493 6 років тому

      That's exactly what a successful criminal would want you to think!

  • @nathantortoreto6784
    @nathantortoreto6784 5 років тому

    thats why hes the best lawyer money can buy

  • @azazel3208
    @azazel3208 5 років тому +5

    When you're a criminal... but you're relax because you paid your taxes already. USA, what a great country!

  • @rairider9994
    @rairider9994 5 років тому

    Guys his name is still Earl never forget

  • @ColumbusTeen
    @ColumbusTeen 7 років тому +27

    Ozark brought me here lol

    • @andreseh87
      @andreseh87 6 років тому +2

      Mediocre show trying to be like Breaking Bad but without the heart.

    • @delequint
      @delequint 6 років тому +7

      Show has potential

    • @benjaminconnor2411
      @benjaminconnor2411 6 років тому +1

      I cannot compare Ozark to breaking bad at all, the only parallels are a man doing something for his family that is illegal/high stakes, and also that it had to do with drugs/money. I really enjoyed the Ozark even though breaking bad is my favorite show, Jason Bateman is refreshing and brought a little bit of comedic relief to the role which was well needed

  • @petejt
    @petejt 4 роки тому

    A shame that Jesse didn't end up buying a Cinnabon store in Omaha when he left in his El Camino...

  • @victoruribe2465
    @victoruribe2465 5 років тому

    Money laundering 101: if someone wants to legalize $2 million of illicit funds, he or she pays double of the amount at $4 million. Thereby legalizing $2 million.

  • @Metarockerlml
    @Metarockerlml 5 років тому

    Pinkman was not deserved Saul.

  • @dusty2080
    @dusty2080 4 роки тому

    "You see, it's kinda like the Mafia, but instead of us kicking up a little bit to the Big Boss to keep earning, we instead kick up to the Government. They see they still get their payments, everything's in order, assume we are all hunky dory, and we can keep making money without having to worry about them looking after us."

  • @Skillz514
    @Skillz514 5 років тому

    let's stay playful, Oreo

  • @johns.8220
    @johns.8220 2 роки тому +1

    Glad they took their dosage of helium

  • @leontarmann3449
    @leontarmann3449 5 років тому +11935

    "If you want to keep illegally earned money, just give some to the government."

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 5 років тому +622

      Exactly, pay them to not look after you.

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 5 років тому +744

      @@xCorvus7x Legal bribery, basically. That's all taxes really are. You give some of your money to the government so they don't come and take all of it.

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 5 років тому +232

      @@TimedRevolver
      Do you understand how state-societies work?

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 5 років тому +389

      @@xCorvus7x Do you understand how jokes work?

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 5 років тому +173

      @@TimedRevolver
      Yes, I do, or should, at least.
      My apologies.
      I am currently engaging in a discussion with an anarcho-capitalist and so I seem to have confused the situational context.
      Sorry.

  • @DanielSan1776
    @DanielSan1776 5 років тому +16107

    “If they can get Capone they can get you”
    All that needs to be said.

    • @ChucklesMcbastard
      @ChucklesMcbastard 5 років тому +168

      Yeah, but they can't get Scientology can they?

    • @danemathews4037
      @danemathews4037 5 років тому +103

      ChucklesMcbastard to be fair, The church of Scientology infiltrated the IRS**.
      Edit: said cia but they weren’t that good. Lol

    • @KevinLikesBananas
      @KevinLikesBananas 5 років тому +12

      @@danemathews4037 they did infiltrate the cia

    • @danemathews4037
      @danemathews4037 5 років тому +8

      good dog Do you have a source for that? I thought so too but I only saw articles about the IRS

    • @edge21str
      @edge21str 5 років тому +93

      ChucklesMcbastard They count as a church. Churches don’t pay taxes. Look at all these mega reverends with fucking planes and million dollar incomes. They pay zero tax too.

  • @michaelpothier
    @michaelpothier 6 років тому +13333

    Even the Joker doesn't mess with the IRS

    • @jibrankhantareen7300
      @jibrankhantareen7300 6 років тому +75

      How ? Something out of Batman I missed ?

    • @michaelpothier
      @michaelpothier 6 років тому +197

      /watch?v=G56VgsLfKY4

    • @mhveteran5571
      @mhveteran5571 5 років тому +944

      Michael Pothier “I’m crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS, nooooooo thank you”

    • @pittland44
      @pittland44 5 років тому +10

      Great point

    • @tonyblake7569
      @tonyblake7569 5 років тому +534

      @@jibrankhantareen7300 it was in an episode of batman the animated series. Another criminal died and left the joker like $100 million. He spent a lot of money, probably around a million and then heard he had to pay taxes. He freaked out and was going to pay, someone asked why he was going to pay it because he's the joker. Joker tells him he'll go against batman but he's not crazy enough to go against the IRS. Best bart is he found out the rest of the money was fake, only what he already blew through, and maybe another couple thousand, were real. Now he either has to go back to crime or admit someone got him with a joke.

  • @LazyYes
    @LazyYes 5 років тому +3309

    "I'm crazy enough to take on Batman but the IRS? Noooooo thank you!"
    //The Joker.

    • @ayotiM
      @ayotiM 5 років тому +12

      Zippr he really said that??

    • @gavman31295
      @gavman31295 5 років тому +106

      ayotiM yeah but not in ‘The dark knight’, it’s from one of the animated series with Mark Hamill

    • @antsmasherjack
      @antsmasherjack 5 років тому +27

      @@ayotiM Yeah, check out this scene: ua-cam.com/video/G56VgsLfKY4/v-deo.html

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 5 років тому +44

      They say the Joker is insane, but he just views things differently. Any sane man knows the IRS always gets their due.

    • @BluePraetor
      @BluePraetor 4 роки тому +1

      Obviously that was in the later, more "kid-friendly" and less serious, seasons of Batman The Animated Series.

  • @Wangste002
    @Wangste002 7 років тому +10722

    "If you want to stay a criminal and not become, say a convict, then maybe you should grow up and listen to your lawyer." SAVAGE

    • @vitorgas1
      @vitorgas1 6 років тому +68

      Steven H Wang things that trump should have listened

    • @shinjig
      @shinjig 6 років тому +392

      He became the president of the USA, I'd say he's doing pretty well.

    • @MrFunnyHandsInYourPants
      @MrFunnyHandsInYourPants 6 років тому +31

      shinjig And he hasn’t paid any taxes in 24 years. Pretty damn good!

    • @shinjig
      @shinjig 6 років тому +103

      Mr. Funny Hands-In-Your Pants minus those tax records that were released a year back. Where it showed he paid more thsn Obama and sanders combined.

    • @ericsilva-gomez2481
      @ericsilva-gomez2481 6 років тому +6

      shinjig a deeply corrupt one lol.

  • @cklam96
    @cklam96 6 років тому +5713

    I'm a criminal, yo.

  • @williamschutz4982
    @williamschutz4982 6 років тому +12810

    So many fronts where I live. Empty hair salons with no customers at all but yet the owners driving brand new luxary cars.

    • @seekn.destroy4064
      @seekn.destroy4064 6 років тому +1961

      William Schutz nail salons, bars, tattoo shops. Easy fronts.

    • @williamschutz4982
      @williamschutz4982 6 років тому +270

      Hench Bawse Definitely

    • @fieldy409
      @fieldy409 6 років тому +2346

      Best front is a casino though, you can go in and give away all your money to the house and nobody bothers to ask why because they think people gambling away
      hundreds of thousands of dollars is normal. Nobody knows you are secretly paying for a cocaine shipment and in the unlikely event you win you just keep gambling it until you lose.

    • @williamschutz4982
      @williamschutz4982 6 років тому +603

      fieldy409 The only problem with that is not all states allow casinos. But you are right.

    • @mariusmglestue1234
      @mariusmglestue1234 6 років тому +351

      fieldy409 and where does the infinite supply of gambling money come from? If you have no job and can spend hundreds of thousands of dollars and gamble it all away on a regular basis, wouldn’t it be suspicious?

  • @oscarwilde399
    @oscarwilde399 5 років тому +6079

    As an accountant, I can vouch: To the government, a tax cheat is way worse than a drug dealer. That should tell you something very deep.

    • @xhawkenx633
      @xhawkenx633 5 років тому +70

      That drug dealers aren't bad at all?

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 5 років тому +126

      Drugs are controlled by the CIA.

    • @Lo11o
      @Lo11o 5 років тому +415

      The Wraith Even the CIA is controlled by the CIA

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 5 років тому +37

      Have you ever try to distill bottled water? You will be in shock at what is left over from the distilling process from bottled water. Learn about distilling water and you will see how far the lie goes.

    • @MatrixDiscovery
      @MatrixDiscovery 5 років тому +7

      oh wow...your an fake account. I wonder why an fake account would attack a truther like me???

  • @Mystravian
    @Mystravian 6 років тому +3784

    "what was your mistake"
    Selling drugs? Nope.
    "You didn't launder your money!"

  • @adl6500
    @adl6500 6 років тому +1488

    I love how Saul uses completely useless visual aids

    • @LemonRush7777
      @LemonRush7777 6 років тому +336

      They are required for someone that has the mental capacity of Jesse.

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 6 років тому +104

      Adam Leban iam a criminal yo

    • @JQLLC
      @JQLLC 5 років тому +23

      I bet this is how Trump learned from his dad. Then Roy Cohn.

    • @videogiocatore3
      @videogiocatore3 5 років тому +1

      aids

    • @JQLLC
      @JQLLC 5 років тому +7

      @@LemonRush7777 "So, I'm a criminal" Stupid Jesse!

  • @nirmalsuki
    @nirmalsuki 5 років тому +968

    Saul Goodman is one of the best written characters in Television history.

    • @rockoperajon
      @rockoperajon 4 роки тому +8

      Nirmal Kirtisinghe truth

    • @jennifernorman9655
      @jennifernorman9655 4 роки тому +20

      I'd wish to be related to Saul Goodman. He would be one cool uncle at family events x

    • @youtubeuser7798
      @youtubeuser7798 4 роки тому +7

      Tony Soprano has entered the chat....

    • @joaoluca9141
      @joaoluca9141 4 роки тому

      @Chris M
      Jimmy McGill better than Tony Soprano my ass but he's indeed one hell of a character

  • @droiD392
    @droiD392 6 років тому +3423

    *_I T ' S T H E T A X M A N_*

    • @Gabeghouls
      @Gabeghouls 6 років тому +25

      tristan *TAX MAN!*

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 6 років тому +36

      *AND WHEN THE TAX MAN COMES THROUGH THE DOOR*

    • @skipperdmudkipz
      @skipperdmudkipz 6 років тому +37

      It's my new character! I'm the tax man! I go and throw tax money all over the ring and I hit them over he head with tax evasion!

    • @gyozamoney5909
      @gyozamoney5909 6 років тому +24

      Bop bop ba bop bop skibby ba doo wop.

    • @perropolinas
      @perropolinas 5 років тому

      Oh shit waddup

  • @shadowknight1121
    @shadowknight1121 6 років тому +2900

    And this is why he has his own show.

    • @Gun_Metal_Grey
      @Gun_Metal_Grey 5 років тому +89

      Jimmy(and Mike) totally deserved it! Both of my fav characters in series(only morons would justify Season 3-5 Walter or hell, even dumbass Jesse)

    • @Pravdacz-tp8zu
      @Pravdacz-tp8zu 5 років тому +5

      I would have loved Jesse show too. There was also a fake trailer.

    • @paperchasindude6578
      @paperchasindude6578 5 років тому +1

      Exactly

    • @CooManTunes
      @CooManTunes 5 років тому +24

      I personally prefer him in small doses, which is why he was so great in Breaking Bad.

    • @illegalyoutubechannel5251
      @illegalyoutubechannel5251 5 років тому +35

      @Jddel Ddel most definitely!
      I wouldn't go as far to say it's as good as breaking bad but it certainly is very good for a spinoff

  • @NeoCreo1
    @NeoCreo1 5 років тому +1851

    There’s a bakery in my town, makes the best donuts in the area, and hasn’t changed its prices in decades. It also only accepts cash, and even has an atm INSIDE THE STORE to help with that.

    • @checkmate778
      @checkmate778 5 років тому +493

      Are they "hiring"?

    • @ripvanwinkler1548
      @ripvanwinkler1548 5 років тому +138

      I would buy the McDonalds in my town. You have to pay a million or so for a single restaurant but it's very much worth it for that kind of situation. Very unnoticeable, you're a small cog in the machine. The McDonalds near me is always FULL of people, constantly going in and out. I'd make it 24 hours as well. Basically the money would be very hard to detect. It will be easy to withdraw your money as you're expected to be making some decent bank as owner, considering you already put up 1M+ for the stake.
      As far as taxes go, like I said..the restaurant alone would make more than enough to not even worry about paying normal IRS taxes. Therefore, your own money is pretty much all yours. You have to pay normal expenses such as employees, possibly taxes to the actual McDonalds and sundries such as napkins, condiments, the actual food, etc. But that ALL comes from your restaurants money, not yours. People will be thinking you're an average restaurant owner who's dealing with all sorts of bullshit, but in reality you have several million slipping by the business into your own pocket.

    • @andremaines
      @andremaines 5 років тому +209

      @@ripvanwinkler1548 McDonalds isn't ideal because of the high volume of credit card transactions. For money laundering you want a cash business since you're layering in dirty cash and if go from an 80/20 credit to cash ratio to something like 30/70 credit to cash you'll draw attention to yourself. Something like a strip club or a cash only business is much better. Also idk what you're on about saying it costs a million dollars to buy a McDonalds. At least in the US, McDonalds owns all their properties and they sub lease them to franchisees. They make their money off rent and franchise fees. The start up cost to get into a franchise is about $40,000 plus a 15% monthly cut of revenue.

    • @xmr323
      @xmr323 5 років тому +16

      @@andremaines Yeah tf? A brand new dairy queen with all equipment, the building and signs etc alone are like 1.25 to 1.5. Sure mcdonalds prob streamlined it but its def around the same.

    • @cheeseburgerwalrus7619
      @cheeseburgerwalrus7619 5 років тому +1

      Strange, I have one of those, too...

  • @alejandro2435
    @alejandro2435 4 роки тому +145

    When you realize this is Ms. Nguyen´s salon XD

    • @MircomFan
      @MircomFan 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah, watching better call saul it makes so much sense why he wanted him to buy the salon 😂

  • @Svaltz
    @Svaltz 5 років тому +3203

    A TV show lawyer explained money laundering much more effectively than a college teacher with multiple degrees

    • @Bob-hz6fp
      @Bob-hz6fp 5 років тому +165

      I assumed your college was shit then

    • @Red-Brick-Dream
      @Red-Brick-Dream 5 років тому +258

      Just found the shitty student who expected to be spoonfed a degree's worth of knowledge without even opening their textbook.

    • @synysterwolf1289
      @synysterwolf1289 5 років тому +72

      Thats just a shitty teacher or the student wasnt paying attention.

    • @ijustwantmyphonecall6947
      @ijustwantmyphonecall6947 5 років тому +5

      @Kai McCook it was a joke.

    • @Wolfsavior101
      @Wolfsavior101 5 років тому

      June Kong this is true

  • @confusedwhale
    @confusedwhale 6 років тому +1389

    There is a hair salon in my town that is barely open, very few customers, and has a very prominent camera out front.
    Everything seems normal to me.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 6 років тому +76

      confusedwhale Does the owner pull up at the parking in a sports car?

    • @confusedwhale
      @confusedwhale 6 років тому +103

      xDog .SoldieRx:
      I'm not sure. I only pass it by occasionally, but it's right next to a burger joint that cops go to regularly, as a police station is not even 1/2 a mile away.
      There's also a large Catholic Church across the street.
      On Google Street view, you can even see a large male in complete shadow just standing in the back exit.

    • @seb2750
      @seb2750 6 років тому +218

      confusedwhale Even better, your front has police protection and patrols. And next to a church, god bless you.

    • @cv4809
      @cv4809 6 років тому +157

      confusedwhale Does the owner party hearty and knocking boots with the chicky babes?

    • @landstalker7317
      @landstalker7317 5 років тому +6

      @Natasel Do intelligence agencies use fronts to launder Money though.

  • @mindeloman
    @mindeloman 4 роки тому +113

    That was the genius of Gus' operation. He vertically integrated his restaurant chain to control the production, distribution, and laundering of his primary business. The amount of time and investment involved to do that - you can see why he got pissy with Walt. Gus' biggest mistake was getting involved with Walt.

    • @glanni
      @glanni 4 роки тому +5

      also, considering how drastic his measures have been in BCS and prior, it's not so surprising that Walt was way out of line to his tastes.

    • @zsoltibitter8761
      @zsoltibitter8761 3 роки тому +10

      I think Jesse was the primary problem there. Yes then it has turned and Walt has become the main problem. But i believe Jesses stupid actions led Walt that way.

    • @jamesmoriarty3877
      @jamesmoriarty3877 2 роки тому +2

      Vertical integration is monopolistic and should be illegal. It forces out other competitors, usually small business owners just getting started, and centralizes everything under one business that can control price, quality, and quantity. Regulations do the same thing, since only the big guys can afford them. What better way to eliminate competition than have the government do it for you? Let's go, Brandon.

    • @simonnachreiner8380
      @simonnachreiner8380 Рік тому +1

      @@jamesmoriarty3877 "Vertical integration is monopolistic and should be illegal" " Regulations do the same thing, since only the big guys can afford them. What better way to eliminate competition than have the government do it for you"
      These are mutually exclusive statements pick one

  • @evanpeltier
    @evanpeltier 5 років тому +527

    "If it gets too cold, I'll tax the heat. If you try to hide, I'll tax the street.
    If you try to run, I'll tax your feet!" *TAXMAN* *IM THE TAXMAN*

  • @zaxbitterzen2178
    @zaxbitterzen2178 5 років тому +383

    Jimmy is the definition of practical intelligence. He always speaks purely from experience and is almost always the wiser in a conversation. Walt and Jesse are idiot and ego. The kryptonite to anyone who means better

    • @Haki145
      @Haki145 4 роки тому +2

      Well said, totally agree.

    • @anthonyquinn5058
      @anthonyquinn5058 4 роки тому +13

      Jessy needed to be rubbed out one or two weeks into the series..the most annoying character in the series

    • @nottletottle
      @nottletottle 4 роки тому +3

      id ego and superego

    • @yewisemountaingoat528
      @yewisemountaingoat528 4 роки тому

      @@nottletottle Only none of them has a superego (the conscience and watchman of your actions).

    • @oblivion5390
      @oblivion5390 3 роки тому +1

      walt is a scientist, almost all scientists are egotistical.

  • @Bodichittabatman007
    @Bodichittabatman007 4 роки тому +37

    After watching Better Call Saul, it's evident why Saul loves this place so much. He had his own office in here plus all the time he had to place to crash in, this was his home. Brilliant.

  • @TheNiggler17
    @TheNiggler17 5 років тому +584

    Drugs - No problem
    Murder - Yeah I’ll do that
    Tax Evasion - Too far

    • @starwarfan8342
      @starwarfan8342 4 роки тому +30

      You can get away with drugs and murder.
      Tax evasion is hard to pull off.

    • @adarsh5647
      @adarsh5647 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @arulcuvox1503
      @arulcuvox1503 3 роки тому +8

      @@starwarfan8342 That0s right, if someone kills a man, hide the gun and nobody saw him tell me how to blame him? But for every thing you buy there are papers, you buy a house, papers, you buy a car, papers, the papers got the story of the money

    • @fessouy9659
      @fessouy9659 3 роки тому

      U don't fuck with the IRS 😂

  • @krondarr8865
    @krondarr8865 5 років тому +279

    As the famous quote goes "Only two things in life are certain, death and taxes".🙂

    • @peterirvin7121
      @peterirvin7121 5 років тому +4

      Not true. You don't actually have to pay your taxes lol

    • @reservoirfrogs2177
      @reservoirfrogs2177 5 років тому +6

      @@peterirvin7121 but they'll always be there. Still gotta pay tax if you buy anything

    • @peterirvin7121
      @peterirvin7121 5 років тому +3

      @@reservoirfrogs2177 But you don't have to buy anything either. Life is harder, but with a little work, taxes are a thing of your past!

    • @ChrisBrown-ir6sf
      @ChrisBrown-ir6sf 5 років тому +5

      I am 26 and do online clothing store for leaving. I earn around 2000 doller per month and Never gave 1 doller to my shitty government ever. Fuck them and fuck my country. I ain't gonna give my hard earned money to fill some corrupted basterd pocket.

    • @FortoFight
      @FortoFight 4 роки тому +6

      @@ChrisBrown-ir6sf Wow, you just outed yourself as a selfish asshole. The roads you drive on, the plumbing and electricity you use, the police force, all things that are paid for by taxes, some corrupt officials abusing taxpayer money isn't a legitimate reason to not pay taxes.

  • @rockoperajon
    @rockoperajon 4 роки тому +28

    Even before he got his own show, Saul was such an amazing character. He was sleazy as hell, but at the same time one of the most charming and likable people in the series. They definitely made the right call giving him a spin-off.

  • @rafaelpascoaliczerniej297
    @rafaelpascoaliczerniej297 5 років тому +48

    There's a clothing store in my town that I've literally never seen having a single customer, but the owner of the business just bought a brand new Audi.

  • @Kirkbdavis
    @Kirkbdavis 4 роки тому +45

    You don’t need a criminal attorney. You need a CRIMINAL Attorney.

  • @SpinTic
    @SpinTic 8 років тому +1336

    Same nail salon from Better Call Saul.

    • @polygonetrigonometrie8089
      @polygonetrigonometrie8089 6 років тому +173

      SpinTic No shit Sherlock

    • @polygonetrigonometrie8089
      @polygonetrigonometrie8089 6 років тому +2

      Eric Okay

    • @ramadansteve1286
      @ramadansteve1286 6 років тому +20

      I don’t think so. The one in BCS is on the chairs are on the left side

    • @gawdayum6252
      @gawdayum6252 6 років тому +8

      It doesn’t look like it but knowing Gilligans writing, it probably is. Just did some renovations is all.

    • @ramadansteve1286
      @ramadansteve1286 6 років тому

      Gaw Dayum! No. ua-cam.com/video/QpJNb15Pcak/v-deo.html in this video look at the time of upload and the time the guy said it was bought out. They bought it during the makings of better call Saul. And I know his writing to. He isn’t one to put in things like that just for the fuck of it

  • @P9rkour90
    @P9rkour90 5 років тому +75

    One of many scenes that planted the seed for “Better Call Saul”

  • @Mettziclip
    @Mettziclip 4 роки тому +45

    "You didn't launder your moneeeeey"

  • @aminimoose3971
    @aminimoose3971 6 років тому +32

    I remember someone once telling me and my classmates years back that you can technically pay your taxes on your drug money. You literally just have to put some bullshit title or reason for the cash flow, and there you go. You can be charged if you get caught doing the crime, but now all your money is basically legal due to the fact the govt got it's cut.

  • @wealthyblackman2655
    @wealthyblackman2655 6 років тому +324

    Interesting fact: The term "laundering money" came from old gangsters investing in laundromats.

    • @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth
      @DontGoogleDinosaurWith500Teeth 5 років тому +63

      No, it's cleaning dirty money aka laundering

    • @skoshow8418
      @skoshow8418 5 років тому +9

      That’s not interesting. Or factual. Try again

    • @ricoco7891
      @ricoco7891 5 років тому +9

      wealthy black man I thought it was because when cleaning your laundry, your clothes spin around and get all mixed up. So, same with money, you put clean money with your dirty money and it spins around and mixes to the point of seemingly becoming the same thing

    • @averageordinaryguy312
      @averageordinaryguy312 5 років тому +3

      Even a wealthy black man doesn't stand a chance! Hang in there.

    • @phychokiller1
      @phychokiller1 5 років тому +3

      Al Capone to be precise. He had a chain of laudromats.

  • @Godfather9814
    @Godfather9814 5 років тому +28

    I’d hire Saul Goodman whether I was a drug dealer or a legit businessman 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 6 років тому +140

    I can't wait for season four of Better Call Saul. It's weird watching Breaking Bad clips of Saul now that I've watched BCS. I can't wait to see what makes Jimmy flip to not giving a single fuck and becoming Saul Goodman full time.

    • @sandycheeks9342
      @sandycheeks9342 6 років тому +8

      Szaam amen to that. My first thought when watching this clip was, "Holy $#!t, that's the nail salon where Jimmy had his office"! BCS, while not as good as Breaking Bad, has certainly delivered a solid spin off. This coming from the guy who just binged both shows (BB in it's entirety, BCS up to date) in the past few months.

    • @trishdom7971
      @trishdom7971 6 років тому +7

      Prob he gets kim killed

    • @The_Kevinist
      @The_Kevinist 6 років тому +5

      Fuck yeah dude! I started having way more appreciation for Saul in BCS because he’s such a loveable funny and clever motherfucker
      Even thought that Mike Ermhantraut was even more badass than in BB

    • @johnwick8675
      @johnwick8675 6 років тому

      Tristan Domb yes its interesting
      where she went

  • @BloomsProductions
    @BloomsProductions 6 років тому +416

    A lawyer you can trust!

  • @DJsaxby16
    @DJsaxby16 5 років тому +43

    And this is why Saul got the spin off.