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  • After helping them win six games in a row, Jesus (Jason Sudeikis) visits the Denver Broncos to tell Tim Tebow (Taran Killam) he's tired of bailing him out every fourth quarter and that Bill Belichick may be the devil. [Season 37, 2011]
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  • @soulofanerd9364
    @soulofanerd9364 6 років тому +903

    Jason Sudeikis is GOLD. Dude is hilarious and a genius with dry humor

    • @HillBilly_King1881
      @HillBilly_King1881 5 років тому

      Jason is going to hell for playing Jesus in that fashion

    • @j8342
      @j8342 5 років тому +26

      brandon smith you must be fun at parties

    • @auunnfkristjansson6738
      @auunnfkristjansson6738 5 років тому +10

      @@j8342 Brandon does not party..Can't have a stick upp the culo and be reddy to drink the devil juice

    • @lloydchristmas6045
      @lloydchristmas6045 4 роки тому +1

      @@j8342 Meeeaaaann😷🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @owens.tetreault3051
      @owens.tetreault3051 4 роки тому

      Tim Tebow was like that tho

  • @calumsanderson6741
    @calumsanderson6741 5 років тому +1539

    "Dad bless him" deserved a much bigger reaction

    • @chrisangieperez4524
      @chrisangieperez4524 5 років тому +8

      Calum Sanderson seriously 😂

    • @mojopiggy1724
      @mojopiggy1724 4 роки тому +39

      it was a medium joke at best

    • @universallyyours3732
      @universallyyours3732 4 роки тому +15

      i dont think people fully heard and processed it, because otherwise it would have gotten a bigger laugh

    • @hadracks
      @hadracks 3 роки тому +5

      I didn't hear the joke. It sounded like "God bless him" which wouldn't be that funny. Thanx for pointing it out.

    • @dennismartin4659
      @dennismartin4659 3 роки тому +4

      I thought the same. Think he said it so fast he was on next line before people realized what he said.

  • @revdrianinvian1841
    @revdrianinvian1841 9 років тому +2684

    "I'm sorry, I'm forgiven.". Best Jesus quote ever!!!

    • @bobsmith6689
      @bobsmith6689 7 років тому

      Revdrian Invian iiI

    • @rollsroyce7385
      @rollsroyce7385 7 років тому

      Revdrian Invian 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jerryturner2310
      @jerryturner2310 6 років тому +25

      Along with "Dad Bless you"

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 6 років тому +15

      Jesus wears socks with his sandles! "Im sorry, Im forgiven"

    • @everettecarter1318
      @everettecarter1318 6 років тому +3

      Had me dying 😅😅😅

  • @jsphblw
    @jsphblw 6 років тому +1078

    “Leave a little room for the Holy Ghost” 😂😂😂😂

    • @saint6563
      @saint6563 3 роки тому

      Old Skoll!!
      Holy Ghost was changed to the Holy Spirit, to not scare kids, back in the 60's.
      Cause changing the Word of God is no biggie!
      hahaha hahaha hahaha hahaha

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 3 роки тому

      @@saint6563 It literally means the same thing. Lol

    • @saint6563
      @saint6563 3 роки тому

      @@joeydoherty368
      Do you have a comprehension problem?
      When was it stated it wasn't?
      Clearly, for those at are able to read & understand English, only pointed how it was changed.
      Never the ghost & the spirit weren't the same.
      Maybe you can get someone to explain this to you, your Mommy maybe?

    • @joeydoherty368
      @joeydoherty368 3 роки тому +1

      @@saint6563 Very funny. I was responding to how you said it was changing the “word of God.” That’s all.

  • @milehighprophet722
    @milehighprophet722 3 роки тому +162

    "Matt Prater, I pray to you brother!" As a hardcore Broncos fan, this is the best take on the Tebow era!

    • @vamsm
      @vamsm 3 роки тому +8

      The Broncos defense should have received as much credit as Prater, if not more so.

    • @jbuck217
      @jbuck217 3 роки тому +6

      @@vamsm Agreed...but the joke wouldn't have been as funny.

    • @NJGuy1973
      @NJGuy1973 3 роки тому +5

      @@vamsm Von Miller is the thirteenth apostle.

  • @12jswilson
    @12jswilson 5 років тому +284

    "You're only there in the 4th quarter???"
    "Uhh, yeah. Have you watched film of the first half?"

  • @NicolaiBolas
    @NicolaiBolas 5 років тому +147

    "You know who you should be thanking? Your kicker. Matt Prater I pray to you buddy!" What an amazing line!

  • @flyguyry1
    @flyguyry1 5 років тому +389

    "I dont need that. That was a medium joke at best" lmaoooo

    • @joshg87
      @joshg87 3 роки тому +6

      It took an insane amount of effort for Kenan not to lose it there. You can see it all over his face lol

  • @patskers1
    @patskers1 5 років тому +748

    If I’m the son of god, Tom Brady’s gotta be his nephew.

  • @luckypenny4329
    @luckypenny4329 9 років тому +1284

    He played both Jesus and Devil. I just love Jason Sudeikis!

    • @machi-full-of-coffee
      @machi-full-of-coffee 6 років тому +16

      SNL teaches us that Jesus and The Devil are the same person

    • @Glittergasm
      @Glittergasm 6 років тому +5

      Lucky Penny I was thinking about that too 😂

    • @greglaprade7507
      @greglaprade7507 6 років тому

      Sudekis IS talented. How do you feel about his Creator who gifted him that sense of humor?

    • @greglaprade7507
      @greglaprade7507 6 років тому +1

      That's what I thought...

    • @fekinuhhh3495
      @fekinuhhh3495 5 років тому +5

      Greg LaPrade calm down, Greg

  • @Lanearndt
    @Lanearndt 4 роки тому +206

    This has GOT to be one of the most consistently hilarious and well-written sketches of all time!

    • @PunkProfess0r
      @PunkProfess0r 3 роки тому +1

      I was going to say the same thing

    • @clurkroberts2650
      @clurkroberts2650 3 роки тому +7

      It’s very tightly written...from start to finish. Sudeikus performance and interaction with players is perfect.

    • @zachhaywood1564
      @zachhaywood1564 2 роки тому +1

      Jason Sudekis' deadpan performance is what really makes it though.

  • @jmsta2011
    @jmsta2011 8 років тому +394

    Taran's adoring look at 2:40 hilarious. I was just watching him all the way through, so good!

    • @Theomite
      @Theomite 5 років тому +24

      Taran had commitment, and that was one of the great attributes of this lineup.

  • @moragosullivan5166
    @moragosullivan5166 5 років тому +52

    The white socks and Jesus sandles, just hilarious. X

  • @maximillion8442
    @maximillion8442 2 роки тому +12

    "You pray to me? I didn't know that"
    "Yeah, yeah, cuz I'm not in everyone's face about it" *looks meaningfully at Tebow*

  • @markreyes8291
    @markreyes8291 4 роки тому +73

    "I'm not in everyone's face about it." - ouch

  • @voteZDLR
    @voteZDLR 5 років тому +24

    Jason Sudeikis absolutely nailed this lol, which I am not surprised by he's a master at playing the kinds of roles he does

  • @beverlicollins9842
    @beverlicollins9842 5 років тому +63

    "I gotta catch this cloud" so cute!😂😂😂

  • @simohenrik1860
    @simohenrik1860 4 роки тому +20

    LOL broke out laughing with the "mormonism" line, dang, caught me by surprise!

  • @winterwoods7219
    @winterwoods7219 7 років тому +217

    "Nah he's doing his best, Dad bless him"😂😂😂

  • @PunkProfess0r
    @PunkProfess0r 3 роки тому +70

    The look on Tebows face after Jesus says “Mormonism - it’s all true, every word. K?” Priceless. This is absolutely the funniest and best work in SNL history. The humor and comedy is off the charts. Genius.

  • @reign.of.giselle
    @reign.of.giselle 5 років тому +111

    I love how jason has played both jesus & the devil. and I can't choose which performance was better.

    • @fran8926
      @fran8926 4 роки тому +6

      And Zeus

    • @burnedbysound9827
      @burnedbysound9827 4 роки тому

      makes ya think...

    • @Peppersfirst
      @Peppersfirst 3 роки тому +1

      Yep, Hollywood is influenced by fallen angels so they're pretty clever.

    • @glitterspray
      @glitterspray 3 роки тому +1

      @@fran8926 True! And he makes these characters similar in many ways while not making them lame carbon copies.
      He’s just really good at subverting our expectations.

    • @TheStompboxer
      @TheStompboxer 2 роки тому

      @@Peppersfirst Wrong coast champ.

  • @lthunder1112
    @lthunder1112 5 років тому +42

    This sketch was done in such good taste.

  • @calebstevens7487
    @calebstevens7487 3 роки тому +20

    “They never say Jesus made me drop the ball.”
    - George Carlin

  • @WhoIsTadhg
    @WhoIsTadhg 5 років тому +43

    Interesting to note that while Tebow no longer plays football, Matt Prater holds the record for the longest FG (64 yards) while he was with the Broncos

    • @tharinduweerasinghe9007
      @tharinduweerasinghe9007 3 роки тому +7

      Hello from the future, Justin Tucker broke this just last week

    • @Hollow0423
      @Hollow0423 2 роки тому +5

      @@tharinduweerasinghe9007 and in Detroit, not a place that has thinner air like Denver.

    • @tonymontecino9761
      @tonymontecino9761 2 роки тому

      How is that interesting?

    • @senororlando2
      @senororlando2 9 місяців тому

      @@tonymontecino9761 same team

  • @starpowerj
    @starpowerj 5 років тому +69

    Always knew that Jesus had a sense of humor when he made Tim Tebow a New York Met, just a few years later.

  • @GoLdenSkull92
    @GoLdenSkull92 5 років тому +31

    “Tim’s doing just best, dad bless him” 😂

  • @vmt88
    @vmt88 6 років тому +42

    "... Read the regular playbook too..."😂😂

    • @saveourrivers
      @saveourrivers Рік тому

      Satire always works better when it's close to the truth. Indeed, Tebow would have been more successful if he had spent more time practicing and yes, studying the playbook.

    • @ParodyKnaveBob
      @ParodyKnaveBob 10 місяців тому +1

      @@saveourrivers I don't follow sports at all, but I'll say "definitely!" to both you and @vmt88 in that there's even a straight-up Biblical Proverb (21.31) saying, "The horse [is] prepared against the day of battle: but safety [is] of the LORD." Trust in Him? Sure, of course. _You still need to do your own work, though,_ yeesh. (Not that some trivial sport needs God's intervention, obviously, as is the hilariously driven-home point of this satire. 👍)

  • @Anfubvinch
    @Anfubvinch 10 років тому +394

    Jason Sudeikis is fantastic, love him!

  • @petermoore3042
    @petermoore3042 3 роки тому +174

    "The Holy Bible is my playbook" sounds like a real thing over the top Christians say

    • @arbolmaldonado877
      @arbolmaldonado877 2 роки тому +3

      I deed My sister Say that 🙄 sorry god she is a Cowboys fan

    • @Tacofiend92
      @Tacofiend92 2 роки тому

      Facts

    • @esta7763
      @esta7763 Рік тому +1

      When I played football, I had a coach that said that. We lost a lot so I'm guessing he didn't read the playbook with football plays in it.

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 11 місяців тому +1

      And they have.

    • @powerpoint3990
      @powerpoint3990 8 місяців тому

      ​@esta7763 Maybe alot of Non-believer Athiest were players

  • @williamasarch828
    @williamasarch828 3 роки тому +18

    “Who do you play next? The Patriots” oh shit 😂

  • @Havvyer
    @Havvyer 4 роки тому +24

    "Mormonism - all true, every single word" -- feels like I wanna share this video with the people at my ward... haha

  • @Cometoterm
    @Cometoterm 9 років тому +441

    dad bless him!

  • @rickrose5377
    @rickrose5377 6 років тому +18

    Sudeikis is a Savior I could embrace!
    "Hey, Tim, take it down a notch, okay bro'?"

  • @estrada4940
    @estrada4940 2 роки тому +9

    Jesus wearing socks is too much for me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @VestingKnight10
    @VestingKnight10 6 років тому +46

    Jason seems like he's a cool dad who would go skateboarding with you on a mid Sunday instead of going to church

  • @MostlyElectrolytes
    @MostlyElectrolytes 6 років тому +21

    This is one of the funniest skits I can remember.

    • @HillBilly_King1881
      @HillBilly_King1881 5 років тому

      Your sick if yah think that’s funny real sick

    • @dbBALLiN
      @dbBALLiN 5 років тому

      brandon smith wtf is wrong with you he was just expressing his thoughts on a comment isn’t that what comments are for without some sorry ass loser talks shit because his life is shit

  • @Criszcrosscut
    @Criszcrosscut 8 років тому +322

    This Jesus clearly needs his own skit!

  • @Zeppolino100
    @Zeppolino100 4 роки тому +3

    I would bet dollars to donuts that the #1 fan of this skit is none other than Tim Tebow himself!!!

  • @atiashaunbaker3792
    @atiashaunbaker3792 3 роки тому +6

    " Tim's doing his best Dad bless em " 😂😂😂🤣😂😂..

  • @dabroncobabe7441
    @dabroncobabe7441 6 років тому +57

    I KNEW Belichick was related to Satan!!

  • @DimJongUn
    @DimJongUn 5 років тому +11

    The acting in this skit was so good.

  • @M.g_marcum
    @M.g_marcum 5 років тому +29

    1:53 "dad bless him"

  • @justinsittner2008
    @justinsittner2008 2 роки тому +2

    There's something else you should probably do, stretch! LMFAO, Sudekis is comedy gold!

  • @Jesse-qr5bw
    @Jesse-qr5bw 4 роки тому +31

    7 years later I'm still laughing 😂

  • @Lidz2193
    @Lidz2193 3 роки тому +10

    This is an all time classic.😂

  • @Doors067
    @Doors067 6 років тому +4

    tims helping us win "lol thats cute" hindsight shows the greatness of this sketch

  • @waitwhat6882
    @waitwhat6882 4 роки тому +36

    “That’s because I’m not in everyone’s face about it!” Lol. Truth.

  • @nappyheadedjosh6578
    @nappyheadedjosh6578 7 років тому +170

    Man remember when Tim Tebow was relevant, feels like forever ago

    • @GSonDunn
      @GSonDunn 6 років тому +3

      Miss it

    • @MiamiWill3
      @MiamiWill3 6 років тому +4

      cactusjaq XFL lmaoooo

    • @MagnificoGiganticus
      @MagnificoGiganticus 6 років тому +6

      I don't remember him ever being relevant.

    • @jakrispy3005
      @jakrispy3005 5 років тому +2

      Steven Soco she? What are you fucking Arianna Grande

    • @ryanpurplenintendoeater9869
      @ryanpurplenintendoeater9869 5 років тому

      @Steven Soco gods a women now is that why were getting the me too movement😂

  • @lukeclover3420
    @lukeclover3420 4 роки тому +18

    Hands down one of the best SNL Sports sketches

  • @BrysontheeTV
    @BrysontheeTV 5 років тому +8

    Lol Tim's doing his best, Dad bless him. 😂

  • @jordankendall2705
    @jordankendall2705 7 років тому +45

    Tim's doing his best dad bless him 😂

  • @alionzdirection8263
    @alionzdirection8263 6 років тому +4

    "Leave some room for the holy ghost" LOLLLL

  • @-C.S.R
    @-C.S.R 4 роки тому +30

    Jesus was unfortunately unavailable that Sunday and couldn’t get to Tim’s call.
    The Denver Broncos lost to the New England Patriots *41-23*

    • @yokikokudou
      @yokikokudou 3 роки тому +2

      Tom Brady, "that God's Nephew"... that's a tall order for Jesus!!!
      🤣😆🤪😜😂
      I'll forgive Jesus!!!

    • @saint6563
      @saint6563 3 роки тому +2

      The Devil wins again!

    • @SophiaAphrodite
      @SophiaAphrodite 3 місяці тому

      It was 45-10. Tebow was 9-26 126 yards and sacked 5 times

  • @MrZashiratori
    @MrZashiratori 5 років тому +4

    *LOVING the Big Lebowski reference omg!!!*

  • @cj20080
    @cj20080 Рік тому +1

    Jesus got so tired of having to bail the Broncos out in the fourth quarter that he just sent Peyton Manning to take care of things.

  • @Kingrob30
    @Kingrob30 6 років тому +22

    That's a medium joke at best

  • @Ironeagle21
    @Ironeagle21 11 місяців тому

    "They'll be coming at you both ways" that line had my dying laughing! I miss this SNL!

  • @adamdelong11
    @adamdelong11 5 років тому +36

    Underrated skit!! Love this one. Cried laughing to it when I first seen it live 😂😂

  • @DimJongUn
    @DimJongUn 5 років тому +13

    Taran Killam might be one of the best actors on SNL ever..and Chris Parnell

  • @chrisangieperez4524
    @chrisangieperez4524 5 років тому +11

    Best Jesus impression ever 😂💯

  • @jmcddrum6681
    @jmcddrum6681 Місяць тому

    SO many great subtle lines!!!

  • @DjSquirrel33
    @DjSquirrel33 5 років тому +4

    "Dad bless him" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thenumetalsoldier
    @thenumetalsoldier 3 роки тому +2

    i just unlocked a memory that i haven't thought of in years

  • @anonymousmammal1741
    @anonymousmammal1741 5 років тому +13

    Spoiler alert: The Broncos would loss 23 - 41 to the Pats that next week, and 14 - 40 to the Bills the following one.

    • @-C.S.R
      @-C.S.R 5 років тому +3

      A.A. Stormbower
      Jesus did say he was going to be busy!

    • @rivotrich7
      @rivotrich7 4 роки тому

      So Did Jesus quit the team for those?

    • @brettwalkup1666
      @brettwalkup1666 4 роки тому

      @@-C.S.R He came back for the playoffs after a 3 game losing streak to end the regular season

  • @michaelscot4816
    @michaelscot4816 Рік тому +1

    Jesus Lasso?! 😂💜

  • @hr6334
    @hr6334 4 роки тому +3

    Jason is a fantastic Jesus 😂

  • @derrickgraham9276
    @derrickgraham9276 3 роки тому +3

    I guess this skit will be making a comeback, haha!

  • @sir_rubben3478
    @sir_rubben3478 5 років тому +3

    “Dad bless em”😂😂

  • @johnfowler1627
    @johnfowler1627 4 роки тому +4

    Highly underrated skit.

  • @charleshessproductions
    @charleshessproductions 4 роки тому +4

    Historically great sketch.

  • @josecmunozromero
    @josecmunozromero 3 роки тому +1

    The kicker part 😂😂

  • @chickena-mirror1620
    @chickena-mirror1620 2 роки тому +5

    "The holy bible is my playbook"
    Why did I laugh so hard at this 😭🤣

  • @Lady_Vengeance
    @Lady_Vengeance 6 років тому +24

    Man I didn’t appreciate Sudeikis until he was gone

  • @jessifer23f
    @jessifer23f Рік тому +1

    Sudeikis portrayed played both the Devil and JC. He's a deity. lul

  • @maxtrenkle3830
    @maxtrenkle3830 6 років тому +8

    what's funny is that the Broncos started losing after this skit

  • @ItBePatYo
    @ItBePatYo 3 роки тому +1

    I honestly haven't laughed this hard due to a SNL sketch in a long time.

  • @LadyVoldemort
    @LadyVoldemort 5 років тому +7

    2:15
    When he wanted to choke Jesus, LoLoLoL

  • @lboskeezi1
    @lboskeezi1 4 роки тому +1

    "Not a command just a request" lol

  • @ekremgokhan5070
    @ekremgokhan5070 7 років тому +21

    That's not a command .....just a request .... geest sketch..... sportsmen are incredible

  • @marvelousjoe5819
    @marvelousjoe5819 3 роки тому +1

    Jason is just so good in almost any role he's into. Come on, he's JESUS! 😂😂😂

  • @ChristianNelsonn
    @ChristianNelsonn 8 років тому +48

    Jesus wears socks with sandals.

    • @MaximGolovlev
      @MaximGolovlev 5 років тому +4

      give the guy a little credit, at least it's not a crocs

  • @camdenlikes6724
    @camdenlikes6724 5 років тому +2

    “Dad bless him...” 😂😂😂

  • @lukeGGlee
    @lukeGGlee 6 років тому +3

    I think Kevin galifianakis should play a jesus like this is his sandal attire. It'd be hilarious

  • @captaincrunch5749
    @captaincrunch5749 4 роки тому +2

    Jesus needs hemp socks next time. “I’m forgiven.”

  • @Driftwoodbaby
    @Driftwoodbaby 2 роки тому +3

    this sketch is borderline perfect- deserves bigger watch numbers! Taran's performance is perfect!

  • @heluce174
    @heluce174 3 роки тому +1

    I love that Jason Sudeikis plays Jesus exactly the same way he played Satan.

  • @vivaso80
    @vivaso80 8 років тому +376

    Mormonism, that's all true haha!

    • @coosoorlog
      @coosoorlog 6 років тому +21

      didn't see that one coming

    • @Meshuga63
      @Meshuga63 6 років тому +8

      Yeah, but which time?

    • @xkellanxxx
      @xkellanxxx 6 років тому +7

      Every single word

    • @schex86
      @schex86 6 років тому +12

      yeah its true

    • @schex86
      @schex86 6 років тому +16

      @Jay Caldwell please demonstrate as you said, otherwise I'll assume you to be a not so special kind of idiot

  • @Rwtheking
    @Rwtheking 2 роки тому +1

    I love how Sudeikis plays both the devil and Jesus lmao

  • @mariejhonson7621
    @mariejhonson7621 5 років тому +7

    I gotta catch this cloud😂😂😂

  • @bukangliwayway2366
    @bukangliwayway2366 5 років тому +1

    how charming tebow looked at jesus...
    love it..

  • @reverseturtle9005
    @reverseturtle9005 6 років тому +15

    As a Christian I think this is hilarious. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aboutkimmy
    @aboutkimmy 4 роки тому +1

    I love that Jason played both jesus and devil lol.

  • @PlayaflyJoe27
    @PlayaflyJoe27 5 років тому +6

    Jesus was actually Kenan's complexion in real life.

    • @brendan9868
      @brendan9868 5 років тому +1

      playaflyJOE27 no he wasn’t he would’ve middle eastern looking

    • @PlayaflyJoe27
      @PlayaflyJoe27 5 років тому

      Brendan Adams 😂😂😂😂😂 yeah ok

    • @brendan9868
      @brendan9868 5 років тому +1

      playaflyJOE27 he was born in the Levant during the time of the Roman Empire, the majority ethnicity there at the time was not black. It’s not even close to any black majority area

    • @PlayaflyJoe27
      @PlayaflyJoe27 5 років тому

      Brendan Adams 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ok 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mikaellams6797
    @mikaellams6797 5 років тому +1

    I love this cool Jesus 🙌

  • @N_B_123
    @N_B_123 7 років тому +12

    One of the best skits of all time

  • @richardcasados
    @richardcasados 4 роки тому +1

    Jesus must have completely given up on the Broncos lol.

  • @m.c.martin
    @m.c.martin 5 років тому +6

    Hello 2019 Recommendation Squad

  • @shawnadmire5309
    @shawnadmire5309 3 роки тому

    The socks with the sandals is killing me

  • @wtfjohn6116
    @wtfjohn6116 5 років тому +2

    Tim’s doing his best dad bless him

  • @David_Jr
    @David_Jr 5 років тому +1

    "Dad bless him," best line ever.