😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I dont wanna brag but when he said that I was wearing a whole Gucci outfit, like the flip flops, top, trousers, and hat I was confused as heck 🤯
The funniest thing is Craig didn’t make any valid points. He basically made a video of dumb excuses. “You don’t know me personally” yeah Craig, and I don’t think we want to.
I love how memelous (most of the time) dosent bring up stuff like people appearance, and insults the choices they make. It makes his arguments 10x more valid, and just overall is smarter than just “your hairline”
Crocs Vs. Yeezys: Crocs: Waterproof Named after a Cool Animal Don't Cost Much Comfortable to Wear Good Looking Yeezys: Not Waterproof Named After a Rapper Cost a Fortune Very Uncomfortable Very Bland Looking I think it's safe to say that Crocs are superior.
If one can land a plane on the girl’s forehead then one can land the entire solar system on Craig’s teeth Edit: Jesus, this is the most likes I even had, thank you!
Legit morgz isnt that bad hes a channrl for kids about 8 year olds i liked him when i was a kid hes cringey now but rabbeca zamolo has less hate legit hed not a bad guy hes a kids channel
*sends hundreds of people to bully a 13 year old on Instagram* *calls an actual 7 year old ugly over the Internet * * bully's children and threatens to assault them* But wait its okay guys... It was "taken out of context"
Memeulous: gives some complaints Most people:makes since CRAIG THE R/NOTNICEGUYS: OUT OF CONTEXT THATS A JOKE AND SARCASM ALSO WHAT TWITTER DMA THOSE R FAKE
WELL I MEAN I CALLED A 9 YEAR OLD ON THE STREET UGLY AND PUNCHED HIM AFTERWARDS BUT PEOPLE CMON STOP BEING STUPID AND TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT GODDAMIT EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET EXCEPT ME IS AN IDIOT FOR MAKING SUCH A FUSS
This comment might be true. But I still cant believe that when George finally met him in real life a month ago, alot has change even his immature behavior and unlikeable character. He really wants to be better and I wish his girl does the same. If he cant change her personality I would like him to break up with her
His girlfriend calls people ugly but she looks like she hasn't rendered in yet
Janet Murphy facts
Thank you 😌
Janet Murphy oooooooo
r/rareinsults
@@FreeFire-ow9vp just about to say that
Lmao his girlfriend looks like someone he would bully
Yeah, she does. Even her personality seems kinda shit. She looks annoying.
@@pspspspsps44 don't insult potatoes
@@milli5968 yeah maybe you are right
Every person he said was ugly was better looking than his girlfriend lol 😂
Her nose looks like the iceberg that sunk the titanic
Craig:My shoes cost more than your whole outfit
Bill gates: bro, my finger nail costs more than your existence
Beast literally lol
Haha mine too!
Leanardo da Vinci : my paintings cost more than your net worth
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I dont wanna brag but when he said that I was wearing a whole Gucci outfit, like the flip flops, top, trousers, and hat I was confused as heck 🤯
*toe nail
Craig: You don’t know me personally
Me: you didn’t know that 7 year old personally
Judge: So u hit a child
Craig: Once again been taken out of context
Lol
Craig is soo dumb that a rock is 99999999999millions time smarter than Craig
Lol fair point😂
69 likes
Lamo
he came at my hairline but then that parting in his hair looks like he’s parting the red sea
I can't get over commenting on someone's natural hairline when he's actively chosen to have that god-awful cut.
Nat Dismukes ahhHh
JungleINSECt Spikewall o
It is acc u
almi rakik yh mate it is
The wall street investor comment got me 😂
Why you not verified yet ?
Same
I thought you were a fake account until I clicked on the icon
Brian
True Geordie Hang on a sec
Where is your verification tick?
He’s flexing all of his stuff but he can’t flex that his parents love him
not gonna lie i just fucking lost it
Nice profile picture mate
Even foster parents love their children more than his parents love him
Uhhh have you ever kept up with the whole Craig and Memeulous thing?
@@droutlaw54 when I made this comment, I didn’t, but I do now.
The funniest thing is Craig didn’t make any valid points. He basically made a video of dumb excuses.
“You don’t know me personally” yeah Craig, and I don’t think we want to.
True
He is ze most stupi persone on Earth.
Neon nose agreed 100%
He made himself look like a nine years old
Ifkr
Calls 3 different people ugly, runs over a kid, calls fans stupid
*Craig: Taken out of context*
Lol
Stolen comment?
The old keemstar defense
You legit stole my comment
@@xd4isy ..it's just a comment
He’s calling those girls ugly but they look better than his girlfriend
Ooooooooooo
And that’s a fact
Not even aloe vera can fix that burn🔥
Exactly what i thought
OOOOOOOOOH
Ngl he's hairline is wonkyer then a curly wurly chocolate bar
No hes a paintbrush
Lmao
Wtf
Lmao yes
but not in a good way
“I don’t flex”... 5 min later: LoOk aT My GucCi!!!1
You know those things that girls do on their cheeks, that’s what his hairline looks like
Snakepliskin 7
this made me commit laugh
Thank you
your profile pic is giofilms but edited
R/Woooooooosh
@@xylerts I knew it!
Imagine making fun of kids and teenagers when you're literally a human *brush*
Every comment is he looks like a human brush which is true
@Facts and Figures probs the name “craig”
Picasso wouldnt even use him
@[ SKELLY ] R/rare insults
@@LatteWiiU i know
I know I'm late but, Craig shouldn't be talking smack to that girl when his forehead look's like an Easter Island Moai Statue.
His girlfriend called another girl a pig but then what is she
Puppet his head looks like an egg with a cut up piece of cardboard resting on top
Bedrock exactly. She even made a pig noise
@@gall9had I think she was calling Craig a pig because he definitely looks like one
Puppet 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
I love how memelous (most of the time) dosent bring up stuff like people appearance, and insults the choices they make. It makes his arguments 10x more valid, and just overall is smarter than just “your hairline”
I clicked on this video thinking it was like a 12 year old kid who responded but then I realised it was an adult
Misleading hair
he acts 12
@Peyton Eakin he acts like a spoiled 8 year old.
Timea Sweeney same
Same
Dude he is 2/5
Stop sending him hate remember he’s helping the birds that are living in his hair
Dorhor Nor oof
Goood one
I agree
😂
Oooooooffffff
Craig: punches an old lady, beats up his old primary school principal, spits on the priest at church...
Craig: taken out of context
No no no "It was a joke"
On days like this morons like him should be dunked on
Craig: *stomps on 10 puppies*
Craig *YOu'RE tAKiNG iT OuT Of COnTExT!!!*
it's just a prank bro.
Don't forget!
Craig: Also pisses in water tower.
Genuinely peak youtube, will never be the same
*Bully_hunter57* *joined the game*
A Counter-Terrorist name the bully
Who would win tho, bullyhunter57 or thelegend27?
It's 77 not 57 DUMBASS
Ha did you see that awesome back stab
Me: he is standing still
A Counter-Terrorist a
I legit wheezed when he was on about that girls hairline,. Seriously bro, you used to look like a muffin but now you look like a mushroom cloud OMG
WHEEZY WHEEZY WHEEZY WHEEZY
cgbvf lyrgjh this reply made my week lol
Wheezy or yeezy?
Ryaquaza 1
I was trying hard not to laugh
Ryaquaza 1 you're called rayquaza but your profile pic is giratina
Memeulous has earned so much more of my respect now, for calling out awful people like this and exposing them for what they do, keep it up m8
same here
And since he's British it makes it 20 times better lol
Ur a sket
tdwcars on godddd🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Ye i subbed cuzza this
Dislikes were from Craig’s sub bots
He’s not a dickhead anymore
@@sccopdelip758 he always will be
@@sccopdelip758 what’s his youtube channel
@@floralxslothss ryan franklin
@@arcietekd6041 people can change man. He hasn't flexed sinse and he's even made a recent video with memeoulous. This was about 3 years ago now.
Craig: "My shoes cost more than your whole outfit."
Nudists:
You have opened eyes human
200 iq
Made me laugh for 5 mins streaght
Wait I'm confused. Do you mean his shoes cost nothing?
@@lrdboodan straight-
Judge: so you hit a child
Crag: that’s out of context
Lol
Oh that's Crag.
I think that Craig would say the same thing.
(Funny comment though.)
I’m not gonna correct you CSU’s she deserves that name
I mean, he would not even have a defense to help him
Facts
He calls people ugly, he looks like a make up brush.
Lol ikr😂😂😂
rIGHT
Very true
Isaac Thebattler6 LoL, I’ll bring it to ya*yeets le mop boi at them*
Lesbian paintbrush looking ass
He is the physical embodiment of what a year 8 roadman humour is
I'm in Year 8 and I don't even like his humour, that just shows how awful he is
@@maxcoleman11037are you a roadman though?
God I HATE roadmen
His girlfriend should not be calling other people pigs when she looks like one
Good boy
I thought she was miss piggy for a second
Truth
Oh that’s a girl I thought it was a pig
Gwed Ben mate
Craig: “My shoes are more than your whole outfit”
Bill gates: *”Hmmmmm...”*
*villager noises*
Bill gates dog earns more than craig
A literal piece a dirt would get more money then Craig
@@encerdardner no a literal atom would get more money
Craig: my shoes are more than your outfit
Iron man (tony stark): my suits more than your life
Memeulous *breathes*
Craig: YoU tOok ThAt OuT oF CoNtExT
lmao
He's changed now
@@theoni7479 yo wsup
He looks like the kid from the Transylvania movie
Omgf this is 2 years ago. The kid changed
Memulous: “I will be calling him craig so he won’t get any attention.”
Cr1tikal: “Imma ignore that and say his real channel name”
What is it?
Just bought a pair of crocs for 2.99 of a Chinese market.
Crocs crocs crocs crocs crocs crocs
imaboss 333 oml 😂
you are superior to us humans
Crocs Vs. Yeezys:
Crocs:
Waterproof
Named after a Cool Animal
Don't Cost Much
Comfortable to Wear
Good Looking
Yeezys:
Not Waterproof
Named After a Rapper
Cost a Fortune
Very Uncomfortable
Very Bland Looking
I think it's safe to say that Crocs are superior.
Best comment ever!😂
imaboss 333 Comment of the year
Bullying girls for their appearances but his girlfriend looks like a character from wallace and gromit
Ikr
R/rareinsults
Lmao
She look like Sid the sloth when he discovered razors
@@vickyfinnemore511 r/foundthemobileuser
If he has so much money, why does he not go and “treat himself” to a better hairdresser.
😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😥😥
Ikr
*OH SHIT*
Exactly
GrandpaSuga And a better dentist, those teeth need help
Absolute classic of a video. Always return once in a while
You know it’s bad when memeulous defends morgz
Yup couldn’t have said it better myself
Facts
Gallo true dat
😂😂 Ahah
Spiting strate fax
If one can land a plane on the girl’s forehead then one can land the entire solar system on Craig’s teeth
Edit: Jesus, this is the most likes I even had, thank you!
The hole observable universe
Has he gotten better sorry I dont wanna waste my time to check
Dont rost paintbruches ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
True
Legend!
She’s calling morgz ugly but she is literally impersonating morgz’s girlfriend
Tbh Craig gf is kinda ugly
ie mand nvm she fugly
ιnғernυѕ yeah
The only person that woman has the right to call ugly is Craig.
@@robobitch5564 really*
“99% of the population don’t shove their possessions or wealth in other peoples faces.”
Ricegum: hold my beer
I dont get this joke. Ricegum isnt part of the 99%.
How to talk to a girl
Wrong: hi!
Correct: YOuR hAIr lInE
Us girls got edges but oKaY
Weird flex but ok
The people Craig thinks that are his "True Fans" are probably some people who forgot their UA-cam password
Yepppp
>_
Lol
Ye so they can't unsub
blb020109 Thanks detective
RIP Craig
SXVXN my duuuudde
Ik
Wow sxvxn watches memelous
SXVXN Yooo u pro
My man SXVXN
he makes fun of other people's hairline when he is a literal toothbrush with two front teeth capable of puncturing fort knox
could mop the floor with his hair.
Eppy425 True Dat
Lol
Yes
He is a flexing mop
True dat
He's like that one kid that lies that his dad is a famous person in 3rd grade
Alex L. And at the same SAME time he acts like that one kid in 5th grade that think he’s proper hard cuz he shoplifted a fuckin candy bar
And at the same same SAME time the 19yr old chanting Yeezy...
mY daD OWNs MiCrosoFt
"My dad owns Microsoft"
Craig:she's ugly me:she has a better haircut then you
*Craig’s hairline puts Pennywise’s hairline to shame like damn looking like one of those old troll dolls with the hair that goes straight up*
Connor is a THICC SNACC of an android oh shit 😂😂
He stole the rest of pennywises hair
Connor is a THICC SNACC of an android cool name
I JUST SAW UR USERNAME AND ILY
I miss this era of youtube so much
True
we can all be nostalgic together 😢
Yea fr so nostalgic
Who was this UA-camrv
@@Sam-rg8jx Ryan Franklin
I cannot stop imagining his head as an egg with mold radiating out of it
Wait so its not an moldy egg!?!??
Michał przybył siema
Deformed annoying orange
"It's just a joke"
*calling a 13 year old "butters" and calling a little girl "it" is a joke*
It's like when people call Dan Schneider a pedophile
Heyyy just sayin but ye 1:59
you may think is a joke but is not,hes real with that he doesn't care he try to make it look like a joke,be smart ravioli
@@mrdying r/woooosh
Ravioli senpai shut up why would a adult bully a kid he only what sub
craig: *kills someone*
everyone: awful
craig: you guys just take it out of context
ReaL FaNs: aYy IS CoOL mATe
Craig: it was just like a joke
Oop
his "real fans" *oh its ok we know its just a joke*
CykeMC łół
Craig's videos makes morgz feel like Einstein compared to him
Spoiler, his "girlfriend" is actually his cousin.
Is this Alabama all of a sudden?!?
(Edit: HOLY CRAP! I didn't think it get this much likes! :D!
*country music starts*
No he edited her in, Why would anyone like him?
XD
Can't say I'm surprised
Is that broccoli actually speaking!? Veggie Tales is real!!
Todd The Triumphant why dosnt this comment have more likes
OML, YOU’RE RIGHT!!
bravo my good sir bravo
More of a carrot.
super kami guru, agree 👌
Compared to Craig, Morgz is a saint...
Same first name dude
Harrison Bennett lmao
True
Noxillious agree
Morgz content may be abysmal but at least he's not really a bad person who rubs his possessions in people's faces
Nah!! I look at this blokes hairline and I hear "Welcome to Mcdonalds, how can I help you" 😂😂😂😂😂
If you took his hair, dyed it blue and switched it with the Club Penguin surfing game, there wouldn't be a difference
Jordan The One yes
Jordan The One hahhahahahahhahahahhaha
True
:3
One slight giveaway... the waves are blue
true
Wait his hair isn’t actually the club penguin waves?????
You’re joking right, they are definitely the waves
This dude looks like if caillou was a feather duster
zippy lol
That is hilarious
His theme “ im just a kid who’s acting 4, each day me parents use me to dust some more”
lmaoo
Lmfao
Sure he can afford Gucci items and alot of expensive things but you know what he can't afford?
*common sense*
VE1NSYT and a good hairline
And a life
@@gregheffleyyes2095 whoa are you the ReAl greg heffley???? Its an honor
@@nardostuf who knows? I might be a thot
@@gregheffleyyes2095 still an honor
“Just get in the bin.”
The most important quote to explain this response.
“Craig” makes me like Morgz.
*That’s an achievement*
Like honestly, if this man can make people like morgz than that's impressive
neglected potato ;-; wow so tru
He failed successfully
Legit morgz isnt that bad hes a channrl for kids about 8 year olds i liked him when i was a kid hes cringey now but rabbeca zamolo has less hate legit hed not a bad guy hes a kids channel
At least morgz doesn’t call people stupid
Craig: “My shoes cost more than your whole outfit”
Jeff Bezos: “That’s cute”
Lmao
Probably don’t care bout his shoes cuz I look better in my whole outfit than him being in a pair of shoes that probs cost his whole bank account.-.
PizzaEli yeah but Jeff bezos’s suit coat costs well over 20 grand 😭
"One of my shoes costs more then both of yours and your outfit" lmao
Bruh..... Roasted
0:52 he says “I’m not gonna lie” 3 times within 6 seconds
Lol
I'm not ganna lie
You're right
Lol
Oh my God, you killed him!!!
I’m going to be honest here, Craig’s mum probably dropped him off the thrift store and got his style there
he was born in a used clothes bin
Memeulous-
-British
-Smart
-Great at playing video games in his videos
-Proves his point
I'm in
FelixBoyx scratch smart
yes
*sends hundreds of people to bully a 13 year old on Instagram*
*calls an actual 7 year old ugly over the Internet *
* bully's children and threatens to assault them*
But wait its okay guys...
It was "taken out of context"
*Shot a guy in the head with a shotgun*
*Raped a underaged girl*
*Beat an old lady*
Dont worry guys, it just out of context
Ran over a 2 year old child robbed a bank and murdered a 90 year old it's ok guys it was taken out of context
Idk why but i got super mad at this xD
Yeah , yeh know Hitler? Everything he did was "taken out of context"
The fact the he had to make video to get back at a 9 year old who call him ugly is insane
no one:
craig: IT WAS JUST A JOKE YOU’VE TOOK IT OUT OF CONTEXT!!!
FloppyRabbit exactly 😂
Memeulous: gives some complaints
Most people:makes since
CRAIG THE R/NOTNICEGUYS: OUT OF CONTEXT THATS A JOKE AND SARCASM ALSO WHAT TWITTER DMA THOSE R FAKE
WELL I MEAN I CALLED A 9 YEAR OLD ON THE STREET UGLY AND PUNCHED HIM AFTERWARDS BUT PEOPLE CMON STOP BEING STUPID AND TAKING THINGS OUT OF CONTEXT GODDAMIT EVERYONE ON THIS PLANET EXCEPT ME IS AN IDIOT FOR MAKING SUCH A FUSS
very original
Nostalgia
Him and his horse looking girl genuinely think theyre gucci models
Manter rt h
clearly it doesn't matter with those yeezys of his
Oof
Looool
Gonna be this guy... Genuinely* they’re*
Why does Craig look like he’s in prison?
Hayel Serflisher because he's probably at least 4 guys bottem
because he is
Maybe he is. Shane Dawson has a new conspiracy theory to explore...
lol he does (please ignore my 1st name)
Cuz he spun someone's jaw cuz he's a hard bloke
His girlfriend looks like she says 'bruh' 47 times a day
BrUh
That is very accurate
You're not wrong
Bruh
She looks like an overweight prosy on smack
This is still an iconic memeulous video to this day
Memeulous vs Craig
Boxing Match
SPONSORED BY
YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY
kidsfootballnews WAAAAALLLLLMAAAAAARRRRTTTT
Thats actually fucking funny
My shoes cost more than your entire outfit.
*_YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY_*
Yes yes yes and so more yes!
LOL
Mate he looks like a makeup brush
0 Sold
Rafaela XD YES SO YES 😂!!!
Morphie who!?
don't offend my makeup brushes like that thanks
Rafaela I exploded your like button
I didn’t know rabbit toothed, paintbrush headed elves existed. Thanks memeulous, you taught me something new
*the more you know*
Damn
Omg I dare you to comment this on one of his vid
The learning channel
Anastasia Edits what’s his channel
this guys forehead: *I CAN DOCK AN ENTIRE SHIP*
damn
ohhhhh
Can fuckin land a space ship on that forehead
Wrong
*AN ENTIRE CITY*
@@Rei_IsJustHere wrong
an entire planet
Poor guy can’t afford a decent trim but flexes yeezys 😂
😂🤣
Thelma Andrews 🤣
😂😂
He looks like Pesci from jojo
help me sir no, even Pesci looks better
Memeulous has proof that Craig told people to call a kid ugly
Craig:Taken out of context
Everyone: GET A LIFE AND A HAIRCUT
Samuel Playz AMD STRAIGHTEN YOUR TEETH
HELL YEA
Samuel Playz out*
Like soldier from tf2 once said: GET A HAIRCUT HIPPIE
Lol 😂
The "yeezy yeezy yeezy yeezy" part makes me wanna have a panic attack
This aint it Chief YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY🤙 lmao that makes me qWeeZy QWeEZy QWeEZY qwEeZy
Nah makes me think of killing me self
Literally every 7 yr old now: YeEzE yEZe YeeZey 🔥
Re-watch that part again looks like Jake Paul's f****** deformed clone
I almost had a seizure watching it
This mans getting more and more creative with the background games. Surprised when I saw Mirrors edge.
Craig: makes fun of someone's hairline
He looks like he's wearing a wig
pull his wig off, badabing badaboom, you get the funny
Memeulous probably wanted to say that but didn’t want to stoop to his level
It's not a wig, it's a bush
yeah that
OK so this is a new comment so I'm Gonna say it on this comment, I'm pretty sure he does unfunny tiktok memes now.
Craig: gets charged for harassing and threatening a minor
His defense: this is all being taken out of context
Love the user
True
Or that it’s just a joke
We could land an eagle in Craig’s hair
Its alwready there
Dot View dam I’m late
We could nest an eagle in there
more than a eagle put "CRAIG" uin water we could dock a yacht on his forehead lol
We can land a spacecraft on his hair
coming back to this video just to hear the og memeulous tone of voice 🥰
He calls people ugly while he looks like a guy who as only 50% of his hair.
He looks like morgz but American and a big forehead
spymaster360 David Velasquez lmaoo.
r/rareinsults
He’s a mushroom
@@sthisisahumanboidavidvelaz2326 im pretty sure he's British 😆
"My shoes cost more than your outfit yeah, YEEZY YEEZY YEEZY" - Mahatma Gandhi
Lmaooo
Indeed
"Crispy as f*ck and it looks like Gandhi's flip-flops" - Gordon Ramsay
what? - some russian
Gandhi.
his girlfriend looks like the Patrick adaption of caveman
This comment might be true. But I still cant believe that when George finally met him in real life a month ago, alot has change even his immature behavior and unlikeable character. He really wants to be better and I wish his girl does the same. If he cant change her personality I would like him to break up with her
@@layccyy7945 didn't they already break up?
@@layccyy7945 really? where'd they meet?
Ela Ela main channel vid
Bruh, he looks like a frickin ro-gangster out of da hood.
love how this came back onto my recommended, still a great video
Roast him some more please,he deserves it.
Edit:Also 1:31? We could land 2 on his ego if you ask me.
sid24 he is not roasting him though that's the point
DAT BOI It's worth it,remember The flat earth community attack?😂😂
sid24 it's not roasting it's exposing
sid24 that was gold😂 and he got like 1.5M views i think on one
He needs a jawspin
I love how much memeulous cares about these kids.
420 likes
Same!
Is this offensive or is it funny I am confusion (not tryin to be rude)
I don’t get how it can be offensive but ok
He a nonce
He needs video ideas
We need to call BullyHunters on him
Lol
yes
Agreed
Jacob Wollman you called i've got the 6th tank division moving in on him now
Lol
He doesn’t know but he’s giving actual good UA-camrs content
😂 LOL
Imagine your hair looking like a loaf of bread from Warburtons
Oh god.
Lmao 😂
Lmfao 😂😂
lmao
So ture
To be honest, Craig is genuinely a bad person
Ritzkrieg The Wolf Yes, yes he is.
From what I see he's not a bad person, he's terrible. Someone should break his nose.
Drew Gagneaux And spin his jaw lol
Yes,all is so true!
@@drewgagneaux5193 neck*
I mistook his head as a mushroom.
Lullaby toad from mario init
BAHAHA
Lullaby well both are toxic
No you didn't it actually is a mushroom.
I think the mushroom is called the death cap and just like the mushroom by the time you see him you are already dying of toxicness
I live your videos man ❤
This is 5 years old mate
No one:
Not a single human on Earth:
Not even your parents:
Craig: *You just took it out of context*
Hey fellow epic gd gamer
Craig: (films himself murdering 70,000 people)
Craig: *Taken out of context.*
Bruhhh😂💀💀
love it when he calls the other girls ugly but his gilfriend genuinely looks like a troll
miaa yeh...ikr
miaa okay I really agree
U literally criticise him for doing one thing whilst simultaneously doing that thing as well. You’re just as cringy
Troll is a compliment in my oppinion
Angela Megroff lmao i didn't criticise him for doing it i just implied that it makes him a bit of a hypocrite for doing so.
I love how this man made fun of a girl’s hairline when his hair looks like the entire pacific ocean