"The Philippines" | Russell Peters - The Green Card Tour
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- Опубліковано 6 сер 2024
- Here's a story from my trip to the Philippines! From my 2011 special, "The Green Card Tour."
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"don't touch my pwet sir" the most accurate filipino accent.
What is a pwet
@@roshanthapa8487 literally means Butt or a**
Lol
Not even, who'd say that? I'm 27 years old I have never heard anyone say that when they're touch on that part.
@@roshanthapa8487 ass
Filipinos are some of the nicest people I've ever met
U haven't met enuf
Mike Litterst No we're not
Well based on my experience 100% of them were sweet and nice.
not if you're a Filipino too 🤣
Mike Litterst I hate to break it to you but they may be talking crap about you behind your back
As a Filipino who has never left my country, not once, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that his imitation is SPOT ON. My accent isn't even that thick and he can still do a better job at sounding like a Filipino with a thick accent than me. Shit blows my mind
His articulation of voices is brilliant. Even his normal native English is clean and very well delivered. Great control over his vocal cords.
that's a thorough analysis prof.
He's Canadian lol
Ohhh great you must be an indian then?
I cant imagine what kind of research russell had done..His exceptional intellect for making comedies is what exactly made him my most favorite comedian. Filipino here btw.
And you laugh when he asked arabs how many filipinos do they own?
@@carljundelacruz23 it's a joke..you shouldn't watch stand up if you're easily offended..mas malala pa nga mga racist na pinoy..
@@cuteakoya there is a fine line between insensitivity and stand up
Raze Erase wag kang OA ate..jusko mga peenoise super sensitive...ganyan po mga standup, wlang race ang ligtas..wag kayo manood kng easily offended kayo..
Jo Koy
He tried to mimmick some Filipino accent but it turned out he was mimmicking his own Indian accent.
This mark got triggered
Triggered what?😂
you're right hahahah
that makes it funny too he tried to mimick filipino accent but his own indian accent came out instead lol
Hahahaha glad you noticed that too 😂🙈
That “everybody sings to you” is so accurate, just realized that is how they talk in restaurants, hotels, etc 😂
The Indian accent sings... Like my PT.
The most spot on Filipino accent I've ever heard by a non-Filipino. Then again, he has the most spot on accents of most other ethnicities too! I love his Chinese accent!
His Chinese accent is very Southern China only.
@@happycook6737 I see. I'm curious what non-Souther China english sounds like. I'm always looking to hone my own impression skills.
He's making fun of cantonese accents specifically
I don’t think so. He still sounded Indian
90% of the comments are Filipinos saying they're Filipinos and they're not offended.
What bothers me is that I don't see nobody saying they're triggered....
2nd top comment is the one you're looking for
For one thing, the people who are getting offended are most likely not getting any likes on their comments so they sink to the bottom. Also, there is a pretty sizable dislike amount.
Helo sir madara were looking for you
Im triggered that these filipinos aren't triggered. Whats the fun in that
pinoys need much attentions thts why
The irony here is when he pokes fun at other countries i bet most Filipinos here laughed. But when he poked fun at our country, they all turn salty AF. Lol!
Learn to laugh at ourselves. Balat sibuyas yung iba dito.
Ganon talaga tayong mga pinoy mga ipokrito hahaha
He!s Canadian too
@Mujahi Deen actually 75% of his jokes target his indian ancestry. just so you know. also, he's a standup comedian with this kind of humor. if you can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.
Mujahi Deen get over yourself. You’re watching his video for free online. People pay to watch him perform live and aren’t as sensitive as you. If this is really so offensive for you to see don’t watch the video. You aren’t helping him out w your useless opinion
exactly. tbh I would pay to see Russell peters make fun of my country/culture would be hilarious
I'm Filipino, and honestly, I feel it's definitely closer to a stereotypical accent than an Indian one. Heck, the impression's pretty convincing. A lot more people talk like that lady who was saying "Oh my gad" than you realize.
The man roasted India even in the Philippines bit. Damn!
That’s not a roast when it’s 100% true !!! tbh he has been generous in all his shows ….india is beyond insane , like you have to be born in india and get raised in india to be eligible to drive in india.
@@akshpatel40 once you start living in any other country, you would experience genuine levels of insanity. Until then, grass would always be greener on the other side.
Bro I work with lot Philippines nurses they sound exactly the same like him 😂
@@jjs7396 not really he made himself look like a clown ngl
Sabi nya mga katulong daw mga pilipina sa Saudi
"We have a system called 'create a lane' " 😂😂😂😂
Subject Delta tjurghdvjc
Inherent Emperor im indian and im not rapist.
I never realized that there was traffic that was much worse than ours.
When I visited Turkey, they had this concept too. Some of the back roads looked one way sized, but they were two-way roads.
Sometimes you just go over
I AM A FILIPINO, BORN AND RAISED HERE IN MANILA, AND I LOVE RUSSEL PETERS AND GABRIEL IGLESIAS. TWO OF MY FAVORITE FOREIGN STAND UP COMEDIANS. I WISH THEY WOULD GO HERE FOR THE NEXT TOUR.
WHY THE HELL ARE WE YELLING????
Ok
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
ISNT THIS HOW WE DO IT ON THE SHOWWWWW
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"If you an open space, take and go". I'm dead 😂😂😂
ive been in the phil for all my life and have never heard a filipino say "Oh my gut." or "Trapics", it's "Oh my gad" and "Trapic"
you have a point.
It's "trapic" or "trapik" when it's said in vernacular, it's the short and more casual form of the word "trapiko" which in english is "traffic"
Trapik came from Trapiko, Trapik is not an actual English word.
Nah, he was just trying to be like them. But Noooooo wayyy!! Our accent is sexy.
That's why we are offended, because the impersonation is nowhere near accurate, and the joke was not relatable. We were waiting for a burn on the level of Saudi/bomb one but what we got was this
OMG , im from India , been to middle east and Philippines , everything he says is so freaking TRUE !!
hisham mohamed it's sort of true but not really because Filipinos don't really stop at red light or stay in there lanes, and they don't stop at pedestrian crossings ether only some do.. and trust me I know I am a Filipino
Romel t
+Romel - like he said - you should come to india and see the traffic here..
yeah but u havent been to philippines and i am filipino and yeah indias traffic is properly worse because think about this they have 1.2 billion people and philippines have 103 million so obviously there would be big difference but my point is that filipino actually dont stop at red lights and do go in any lane and dont stop pedestrian crossings ether
Opcourse it is true! Do you tink wat he say is lie about haw we pilipinos speak!
Filipinos are nicest people on earth,,, i had some friends in US, who were filipinos!!
Love from newyork, by an Indian
thank you for your contribution to technology
from a Filipino in the PH
@sparta king so u have scanned all billion of indians on planet
@sparta king by what BBC, CNN AND ALJAJEERA
@sparta King,
Wowww that's great news for you so now your Mom can make some extra Bucks, isn't it?
HA Filipino moms are terrifying
I'm an American teen and a grew up and still live in saudi becajse of my parents jobs. Sooo fucking funny when he said "saudi guy you own a couppe of Filipinos" thats straight faaax
@Merkava India Most Saudis live in large houses in cities. The houses consist mostly of two to three floors, so housekeepers are often contracting from East Asia.
The Indian traffic joke killed me, did you hear all the Indian audience who “create a lane” were like “woooo” 😂
And in the years since Manila has taken over as the most densely populated city in the world
@@Lysdexichack as if Mumbai doesn't exist. Mumbai will always be the most populated and dirtiest city in the world
I need the full context behind the “create the lane” 😂
He pinned it. I'm a filipino and I love how he mimics the way we speak. Five star for you sir
I'm filipino and i don't find his jokes offensive. It's actually funny.
U should be offended
@@UserUser-tv7he I'm offended by your comment
@@mltvk8769 thats a start ! we making progress
@@UserUser-tv7he I'm getting more offended
philip1983 he’s is not , sound like stupid and accent is indian 5/6
I really love your humor. So much.... Specially when you put reality in a joke.
He somehow sounds like a Filipino however some words are pronounced incorrectly. Filipinos have a very rare accent and it's actually surprising how he imitated it even he has been in the Philippines just for a while. Anyways. Good comedy. I am a Filipino. I am not even triggered. He's kinda funny though specially the " Create the lane" system. It's hilarious 😂
Not triggered he just said to a guy in the audience who's from Saudi that they own a few Filipino back home. 'OWN FILIPINOS,' he said. Are that hungry for Internation acknowledgement and you did'nt even catch on that?
haha I'm a Filipino and the way he throws punchlines are true and funny, and the mimicking of the typical fil accent is spot on. Lol *two thumbs up*
"dont touch my pwet sir"
I love how he learned one word in tagalog and it is for ass.
when he said about india's traffic i instantly remember fluffy and his trip to india
I love Russell Peters, just as I love JoKoy. Their jokes are not offensive at all. Comedians always love to talk about things that are not obvious to the locals but are quite funny for tourists and magnifies it hundred times!
I respect the people of Philippine!
They are wonderful
Love from Saudi
Thank you. Much respect to you and your people.
Wow how relieving to hear!
Nasser Alharbi they are cool!
Michael Ramirez I like them very kind
SAUUdi
“In India we have a system called “create a lane”. If you see an open space, take it and go” 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
In some parts ...yes it is true but for that u need to be fuckin pro rider to escape from cops
I've seen lots of Russel's videos, but I never seen this much offended people commenting on his video before
Philippino don't have sense of humor....
His accents are absolutely perfect. So hilarious
Philippines: Oh the traffic sucks!
India: Hold my lane
lol what lane? 😂
@@Mad9977 That's the point
In Scambodia it's like India. You got cows shitting in the median in the major streets. You got truckloads of people packed like sardines. You got towers of shit on motorcycles and trucks about to fall at the slightest breeze. I call the street the river of death.
Akshay Prashant Create a lane
Take it and go
I laughed at the part how they sing to you when talking. Thank you sirrrr. That's exactly how it sounds. My wife is a Pinay and we are going to Manila for Christmas and New Years. Woooo Hoooo!
👍
Its nice to listen to old hits every now and then. classic! saw it for the like gazillionth time
I love this bombay pa 5/6 sir. Funny and on open lane jokes? Made my day! ᥬ😂᭄
Indian traffic described perfectly "open space take it and go". 😂😂
@@Divan000 are kahna kya chahte ho bhai??
It's funny but Most Filipinos don't pronounce "God" as "Gut", they say it "Gad". We don't exchange T's for D's. Mostly B and V.
But you did exchanged an “O" for “A" right ?
Sunny yeah youre right. And f and p.
True...it's the German speaking people who pronounce d with t...no dialect in phil. do that.
No wonder hes indian
You definitely add S’s though lol
I’m Filipino. His Pinoy accent is so spot on! He’s basically doing a Luzonian accent.
For those complaining about his filipino accent just remember not everyone can do perfect accents of all nations. And for those who complain about him poking fun at other people's countries you will notice it pokes fun at Indians as well.
True. I’m Filipino and I agree. Although at first I didn’t know if it’s going to be offensive so I had to watch the whole thing to be able to judge it and I’m glad I did. It was was funny. HAHAHA!
About the accent thingy, I think he got the diction right but the intonation was a little bit Indian. It’s understandable especially when he switches from both accents.
Watch Gabriel Iglesias doing indian accent
The amount of "I'm not offended" comments is offending.
There wasn't much for us Filipinos to relate to the joke aside from the mention of Manila and traffic. I guess we are offended because we were expecting a joke that would burn us, but what we got was one that wasn't tailor fit for us, unlike the Saudi with the bomb jokes.
It's all over my face and chest.
@@eviLscented naw Filipinos just get butt hurt and can’t take jokes 😂
@@blameks9136 well i guess thats one way to put it
I'm Filipino and I'm not offended by this. Come on people, you're watching comedy then you should expect to see some comedy. Just relax.
and second, you mean "Fillibino" ;)
Natuwa Kang pinag tawanan???
@@dolevwajsbrot6356 we don't usually use the "B" thing, we're not an arab.
@@rojiecastillo5140 he's a comedian, chill..yan tayo e, racist mga pinoy pro pikon
but at least he need to respect the country, even tho he's a comedian
the Filipino accent actually sounds pretty legit
No it dont
@@mongoloidkongloid5489 in denial k Lang 🙄
@Merkava India it doesn't
Nope
Some parts hindi... Yung "don't touch my pwet sir" is accurate tbh... But the "the oh my gut" is really wrong. We have d and t in our language. We can't get it wrong... P and F or B and V siguro..
😂😂😂😂 I always love when he goes Indian on stage 😂😂😂 it’s too hilarious… his whole way of speaking to his authenticity 😂
He tried to mimick filipino accent but sounds like an indian accent 😂
His "Hello Sir" stuff sounds exactly like a Filipino though.
true
It sounds mix
True. It sounded more Indian.😂😂😂
Indian accent
Lol that "create your lane" system works really well in Sri Lanka too😂😂
Haha its true. I'm from India.. The 'create a lane' is real😂
The traffic's pretty much the same.
I'm from Sri Lanka and i totally agree with you on this.. it so true..
So true!
Im filipino and I've been in Colombo twice, your traffic jam is just rookie compare to Manilas rush hour.😆
The "oh. mai. gut." part is hilarious!! That's exactly how a Filipina says oh my god. Hahaha
No. No it isnt.
@@samiehlsiapco9417 yes it is.
It would be "oh mai gahd". Haha
"Create a lane and go"... all Indians can relate to this, see the joy on everyone's face in the audience :D
Well it's not offensive. It's also not accurate. But the worst part is the joke doesn't land because that's not a Filipino accent.
the first part was pretty awkward because his impersonation didn't sound filipino
lmao im filipino and i can hear the filipino accent a little bit so don't be butthurt
it doesn't sound much like filipino accent but it's still funny af
@Luis San Jose massive cringe
@Luis San Jose hahahaha di nmn yata yan filipino e
this man most of the time ends up trolling india..and i love it..and I'm an Indian..👍👍
I'm a Filipino, Good Job Bro you got the northern and central Filipino Accent, Very Funny.
Pare Peter you are great!
He is funny! So sensitive of the pinoys in here! Haha
what the hell is that??
hahaha daming Butthurt mga Over Acting yung iba kaya nga Stand Up Comedy hahahaha
Lance Meme ppl call pinoys dogs bcoz they get angry very soon
ladyofaugust pivots means a Filipino
FireCrystal same
that saudi guy actually said 2 im done lol
Well yeah , maids in the arabian gulf countries come mostly from the Philippines...they're more caring.
doc 1997 looks indian to me
Super man lol! hahahahahah which world do you live in ? you bird brained. Super man really? Bollywood shit! ahahahhah worst
Super man over seas filipino workers! stupid ass. can't you understand the phrase itself? 😂 there are filipino maids out there who works their ass off everyday to providr for their family. not everyone's fortunate. But most of the nurses doctors and a lot of professionals out there stupidass. just like all countries, not everyone's fortunate. I will not argue with a spoiled kid 🤦🏽♂️
@@YakuzaClan where are you from?
not sure how long ived known Mr.Russel from his vids(guess not that long ) since ived only seen this now LOL!!
His Filipino accent is spot on.
Hahahaha. Love that "create your lane" system.
well , thats 100% true ,there is no empty space on our roads.
im Filipino and I found this funny
JuzUrGero
utot mo
yousef nusf sininghot mo?
Joseph Agudelo ha ha ha!!!
im funny and i found this Filipino
JuzUrGero
I LOVE his ‘take it and go’..
This is funny, it sounds like he's mimicking his own accent (Indian). But the intonation that we're like singing while talking, it's accurate.
Haha this guy is too funny😀😀😀.#proudFilipina
Nathalie An
Nathalie Ann Antao niiice
Stunning stand up comedian Russel Peters is.He brought memories together.lol.
"Create your own lane". Also walking right up to cars to cross lanes. Did that here in Canada and People thought what a crazy Chinese, way back in the days or in Parking Lots lol. When we know, we know! Funniest memories, you're a perfect fix for need a good mood day. Thank You!
Hope to run into again one day. Saw you years ago! Cheers!
_I wasn’t offended when he pulls out a filipino accent, I was now wheezing_
Filipinos are super energetic like they always joke around and i personally love their accent
If you see an open space, take it and go..... :D
Thanks for the video ❤️🎉🙏🏻👍🏻💐🎊
I have great respect for the Filipinos that I have met here in Canada on the coast of BC, top people.
lol im a filipino but it looks like my fellow filipino cant take some jokes.. quite sensitive..
I hear you. There are a lot more of them when I was younger growing up in the Philippines.
99% of them cant take a joke been living amongst them for these past 2 years
Filipinos get offended when you talk about them, but they love to talk shit about others.
They're hypocrites. And I'm Filipino btw.
Den V. You're an idiot, everybody gets butt hurt if you talk bad about them. Especially if you are stereotyping them and generalizing them.
try in southern philippines talk a joke about them.
I am a Filipino, born and raise in the Middle East in Oman, then in Qatar with my Filipinos mom & dad, and tbh, I discover additionally about my culture because of him. Yes I'm a bit sensitive to his jokes but everything how he speak it's 'almost' true. I love messing around about discovering my culture and mahal na mahal kayong lahat mga Pinoy sa buong mundo X3
Spot on with the sir lines.
That’s so true .. Indians create their own lane 😂😂 first time western ppl get a heart attack on roads
I love this as a Canadian-Filipino. From the accents to the traffic, everything was so on point.
Ann Nonato p
I'm a filipino and the way you speak english w/filipino accent is 100% filipino accent hahahha. I like indians i remember when i was a child the BOMBAY (what we called to some indians in our country but sometimes they're from other part of any south asian country or indian lookalike country hahaha ) they lend us money always thankyou for that hahaha
Ultimate Pica Why some kabayans have to put "I'm a Filipino" in the beginning of their sentence? Imagine if someone from the US tells you "I'm American by the way" It sounds awkward right?
Brew Maiso Bcuz they wanna tell the world that they're filipino, and they're proud of it, btw I'm filipino.
One Spidey Boi Hahahaha! 😂😂😂
arman Picana 5 6😂😂😂😂😂
He's saying that so u wud know that what he is saying is legit because he IS a filipino. Imagine me a non american saying americans are this and that and im Chinese or something.
I am filipino and this is so impressive and hilarious
I love him, he is very funny😂😂😂😂😂
I'm a Filipino and this is really funny. Keep it up!
I was waiting for him to say the secret word " Hello Dear" 😂
Hello love is the secret haha
"pa mine"
A really kind comedian...one of a kind...
I've waited for this Moment. 🤣
but indian accent is more funnier than Filipino.
Hahahhah ur right,
I AGREE!
Why do people care about the way people speak??
@@water7767 like hell it normal,ever heard north indian speaks english?????
@lynnie helmsh you got to throw us, South indians under the bus, right
Most of the well educated guys awesome accent
He's funny alright, but he's filipino accent sounds more like indian.
😂
@Infinite Being I can smell you from here 🤔
It's Indian Accent..
i'm a filipino but i don't speak like that.
It's true even me I don't speak like that
This was hilarious 😂
as a filipino we don't sound like that sometimes we sound like in hood 😂
Pretty funny but also... 10 years ago, the traffic in the Philippines used to be worse!! You could literally make your own lane and drive even if the light was red if you saw an opening. I remember being in one car and being able to legit high five my friend in the other car beside me...that's how close you get to cars. Craaaazy!
Jo koy is the best mimicer of the Filipino accent
Especially when he mimics his mom
"Trapik not the Trofics! And God not Gut! Are you Deap?"
Luiz Antonio, Of course he is living with her Filipino mom his entire life.
Take it and go...damn this never gets old!
Omg!!! This guy is really genius!Very true! Create own line
I don't know why these filipinos don't think his filipino accent was right. It was SPOT ON! I work with so many filipinos and they speak just like that.
It was only in the beggining that his accent was indian but the rest were filipino accent.
Im a Filipino and i found this hilarious and the way he mimic our accent is funny af.
You have to be ready to be roasted if you go to his show.
raye xo 😂
raye xo I would have asked for my money back, after all you made him make some money when the audience laughed. 😂
I'm Spanish without the lisp accent. He didn't roast me. :-)
He should also be prepared to be roasted when he comes to our country
roasted by words, and literally roasted by coals
Frank Pichardo it's all set up, planned out from before the show and that's how he placed his people in audience, it is obvious, in my opinion
I am from BaguioCity, CAR Philippines, we habe a different accent when we speak English....
When I was a kid we do not ask "how are you?" as "kumusta?" but "howdy padner?"
I’m liking this guy. “Take it and go”.
Take it and GO! :D
mic drop... hehehe
:))))))))))))
funny?
"Take it and go" is actually RP's signature jokes , if you're not a fan you wouldnt understand
lol :/ He is my fav. comedian... If I couldn't understand his signature then Why I had to write here :)
Jokoy is the best comedian and impersonator.
I agree with U...
true 💓
No he’s not
No, he's not. One of the best, yes. As an impersonator, Trever Noah is more better.
@@elcucuy15 yes, he is.😂
Nice one Russell
As a Filipino born and raised in Toronto, Russ did a spot on Filipino accent
I didn't even notice he was mocking our accent, cause clearly few Filipinos may speak that way but generally most of us Filipinos have good diction or accent and can speak english pretty well. At first, I honestly thought he was just changing his voice to emphasize the other persons point of view.
As Egyptian live in saudi Arabia
I love Filipino people
They are so nice
nah dude it depends on every person who are you with.
I'm filipino! I died at "create-a-lane" 🤣 we also have that system in the Philippines!
This is great 👍