this is a trick question. he doesn’t have any. this is actually their 11,000th time reshooting this commercial over a 20-year period and its all he’s ever known
I literally had this experience with Simple Mobile's call centers. I phoned inquiring about a certain plan setup and the woman I spoke to _repeatedly_ refused to tell me the price, telling me that she 'wasn't allowed' to tell me how much it cost until I agreed to buy it. After five minutes of trying to get her to tell me she or get my call transfered to someone else (which she also insisted she 'wasn't allowed' to do) she decided to pretend she couldn't hear me and hung up the call citing connection issues.
@@Wizards_with_GunsSalespeople get reprimanded for being “too honest” and killing deals, but then they’ll also get reprimanded for lying and fucking people over (only if the consumer complains though). Moral: don’t ever sell anything. Keep everything in your house, you can’t trust the government. Only drink lemon juice, the acidity kills government worms that get into your body and control your emotions.
I remember working as cold caller for shady home buyer business. I didn't even buy from people inside the country. I was very expressly instructed to never negotiate prices. So when people asked me for a quick price they were just as flabbergasted. Even if I lightly commented on what our baseline is I would get a warning, and a seller.
Just say you agree, and than ask for the price. Saying you agree is not legally binding. If they wont tell you the price until you give them payment info... ya, at that point don't agree because it will become a pain in the ass to get the money back.
The way Tyle from D Wireless was standing there saying "get him out of here I don't need him here" was Tim Robinson level shit. I honestly laughed so hard it hurt.
I think they are about 150k subscribers off from being offered the "crush an infant on film" exchange for fame. Let's all hope Tyle understands that his soul is worth more than a hat.
2k subscribers: hidden gem! 10k subscribers: hidden gem! 176k subscribers: hidden gem 500k subscribers: you guys sold out, the sketches are too political, I miss the days when you were a small channel with only 400k subs, stop grooming your fans etc.
for some reason youtube never recommends new vids from this channel to me, even thou i'm subscribed and i've liked every video. youtube really doesn't want me to watch this, maybe that's why this channel is so underrated.
D Wireless is so simple, I never leave the house without my phone. And now, thanks to all the sandbags I also got from D Wireless, I still have a house after this year's floods. Thanks D Wireless!
We really need to get these guys the audience they deserve, can we just take a mission to like as many of their videos as we can? If anyone deserves it, it's them
I love how they are smart enough to realize that UA-cam will play a Mint Mobile wireless ad for many people, right after their parody of Mint Mobile wireless ads.
One of the few channels I keep an eye on for new videos. This channel and The Why Files. Can someone explain to me why these guys don’t have more popularity? Their content is absolutely hilarious.
Y'know, come to think of it, it would be a lot more convenient to just have one phone that I hold in my hand than to keep the two in my bush. Would save me the trouble of having to go outside every time I needed to use or answer the phone. Plus, it's always a little confusing when I don't know which phone to use for which cases.
That sounds fair to me. I would buy a hat after all, so clearly I can afford D Wireless. And I know I have time to do it because clearly I can fit car rides into my life all the time.
Y'know recently I played the game "Wizard with a Gun," and I think the algorithm thought it i meant this channel. I'm not complaining, I've found a goldmine.
What do you think Tyle from D Wireless does in his free time?
Hat
I want unlimited phone
All he does is that. He’s been trying to make the one commercial for years, and has done nothing else but attempt this
this is a trick question. he doesn’t have any. this is actually their 11,000th time reshooting this commercial over a 20-year period and its all he’s ever known
He stalks Ryan Reynolds. Obviously.
this demonstrates why countries that adopt hat-based currencies often struggle
^^^Absolutely this! We should go back to a used panties-backed currency like Japan. 😫
team fortress 2?
Walking across the sitting room
@@tehalfgroove4774 I turn the television off
@@Iugeerlmao, was about to say it worked for Valve
Luckily the price of hats is regulated by the Fedoral Reserve.
It’s true I googled it
Wow I hate this
@@asagoldsmith3328 you mispelled hat
Oh haha yea thank God for hat regulation 😂
Legend
The budget to hire a mysterious figure who is all seeing, but can't properly drop a sandbag, is amazing.
his salary is the price of a hat
@@jasonbernard5468$1000 an hour is amazing
@@jasonbernard5468what hat
No questions here
I was literally gonna comment, I love the concept of having a crew that is so ready to kill people no questions asked but is also absurdly bad at it
I'm gonna keep it real simple. There are two wolves inside me, and they're both the cost of a hat.
Are they collectively the price of a hat or is each one a separate hat?
@@TheCat_3One wolf, two wolf, red wolf, and all that for the price of a hat.
@@SethbotStar but how much is it
"And that hat, is gay."
@@TheCat_3 “Drop the sandbag”
“A phone in your hand, is worth two in your bush”
Words to live by
Set them to vibrate and you can have a good time.
But how much is your hand worth
@@RaneBoDascha hat
@@RaneBoDasch about a handful
@@emerybrown6145only a spoonful
I literally had this experience with Simple Mobile's call centers. I phoned inquiring about a certain plan setup and the woman I spoke to _repeatedly_ refused to tell me the price, telling me that she 'wasn't allowed' to tell me how much it cost until I agreed to buy it. After five minutes of trying to get her to tell me she or get my call transfered to someone else (which she also insisted she 'wasn't allowed' to do) she decided to pretend she couldn't hear me and hung up the call citing connection issues.
“I’m not allowed” is so funny
@@Wizards_with_GunsSalespeople get reprimanded for being “too honest” and killing deals, but then they’ll also get reprimanded for lying and fucking people over (only if the consumer complains though).
Moral: don’t ever sell anything. Keep everything in your house, you can’t trust the government. Only drink lemon juice, the acidity kills government worms that get into your body and control your emotions.
I’d like a phone plan please.
Okay, here’s a phone plan, does this one work for you?
Yeah, it sounds great, how much is it?
How much is what?
I remember working as cold caller for shady home buyer business. I didn't even buy from people inside the country. I was very expressly instructed to never negotiate prices. So when people asked me for a quick price they were just as flabbergasted. Even if I lightly commented on what our baseline is I would get a warning, and a seller.
Just say you agree, and than ask for the price. Saying you agree is not legally binding. If they wont tell you the price until you give them payment info... ya, at that point don't agree because it will become a pain in the ass to get the money back.
The way Tyle from D Wireless was standing there saying "get him out of here I don't need him here" was Tim Robinson level shit. I honestly laughed so hard it hurt.
Who is this Tin Robbieson person he sounds funny!
The experience of watching your videos is 90% sheer enjoyment and 10% frustration that UA-cam is still keeping this gem of a channel hidden.
I think they are about 150k subscribers off from being offered the "crush an infant on film" exchange for fame. Let's all hope Tyle understands that his soul is worth more than a hat.
2k subscribers: hidden gem!
10k subscribers: hidden gem!
176k subscribers: hidden gem
500k subscribers: you guys sold out, the sketches are too political, I miss the days when you were a small channel with only 400k subs, stop grooming your fans etc.
@tomegadrakon bro you're lame af
@@tomegadrakonthey are very underrated, subscriber wise and most importantly view wise.
They're climbing in subs pretty steady
The price of a hat? Man, I've been paying the price of three pairs of pants. Thanks!
Are we talking about pants from Menards® or from Duluth Trading Company®? Big difference, you should clarify.
Where did you get your pants? The toilet store?
3 pairs of shirts too
How much is that in beetles?
How much is that?
1:13 the music randomly coming back in for .733 seconds is my favorite part
I spit my drink out like a cartoon character and embarrassed myself
@@space_1073haha cartoon boy
The fact that the first ad I got was a Ryan Reynolds phone commercial is truly glorious.
If you watch UA-cam without an adblocker… why?
@@squidward47UA-cam forces people to disable them now.
This video is basically just attacking every cellular data service besides like mint mobile lol
@@squidward47Don’t those cost money?
@@Zanemob Nope, use ub lock, it's free and you get nearly 100% less ads.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who's sense of comedy is being real time changed by Tim Robinson.
he has ruined our humor
that show sucks i dont understand how anybody enjoys it
@@tblais1041"You sure about that?"
@@tblais1041 bro you do gaming videos every saturday and sunday fr fr
the influence is clear and I love it
Most expensive hat ever sold, at auction, was at $2,114,284 and it was owned by Napoleon Bonaparte
I’d pay that much monthly for d wireless, after all they give me a phone in my hand and that’s worth two in my bush
@@Borealis109but which bush
This guy looks like he owns a professional pickle ball team.
Omg wizards with guns LIKED MY WORDS!!!!! This is the highest honor
if you read this guys just know. I’m your biggest fan, and I love you, (not in a gay way though)
Nah you have to give them a head to prove it@@DeckDeckWTF
It absolutely blows my mind how these guys aren’t more known! They always leave me in tears wanting more
Wanting more tears? You masochistic freak.
it blows my mind that people make this comment every time
@@gameclips5734It shouldn't. They're underrated for the quality of their content.
for some reason youtube never recommends new vids from this channel to me, even thou i'm subscribed and i've liked every video.
youtube really doesn't want me to watch this, maybe that's why this channel is so underrated.
@@miwoj if you're subscribed you don't need recommendations...
i almost choked to death at “drop a sandbag this time” lmao
i don't know where the confusion is coming from my bank always shows my checking account balance in hats
I had to go in to talk to my bank manager, but after the length of a car ride I'm finally all set
TF2 player?
"The length of a car ride" is the funniest possible metric you could have chosen lmao
Those mega corporations were driving me up the wall with those crazy 5 wig prices, thank you.
D Wireless is so simple, I never leave the house without my phone. And now, thanks to all the sandbags I also got from D Wireless, I still have a house after this year's floods. Thanks D Wireless!
All for the price of a hat.
A month.
For what's left of your life.
As a phone commercial without Ryqn Reynolds I can confirm this is accurate.
😐
you didnt even fucken spell Ryan right
ryqn ?
@@zivanara1781 Ryan. Its a typo.
@@ChristmasPterodactylt was literally impossible for us to figure that out on our own. Absolute shame, I’m glad that dude asked.
2:24 that scream with the mic cutting is the best
0:47 has anyone else noticed that his name is tyle
1:11 I like how the white void floor is dirty
We really need to get these guys the audience they deserve, can we just take a mission to like as many of their videos as we can?
If anyone deserves it, it's them
That’s super encouraging to hear!! Thank you for taking the time so comment this 🥰
I mean all that for the price of a hat seems pretty fair to me
well yeah but what if it's for the price of a military helmet
@@maxsnow9952It isn’t. It would never be a thousand dollars.
@@cadenceanubis1041 damn what about three military helmets sewn into a single miltary helmet
"wait, where's my Captain Jack Lego that was on my keys"
"keep that, I want that"
This proves that they know who captain jack is amazing
I like that because the text and music is added during the first section it implies that the full first section wasn't cut from the commercial
This gives off the same energy as I Think You Should Leave, pretty nifty.
i was just about to comment that
This was actually hilarious, definitely one of my favorite skits from you guys
Thank you sauce!!
"All that for the price of a hat"
yo is your pfp the tf2 logo with trans flag
@EdgieAlias you know I'm also kinda curious.
@EdgieAlias it's a flag I designed with the trans flag!
@sapphirebrougham9993 hmm interesting does the black part on the left signify anything or is it just a cool design choice?
@@DishonoredRat it just looked cool, the normal flag removes the pink and blue for just white and the contrast looks nice
The mic peaking was top tier
1:33 POWER STANCE!
Lmao
I love how they are smart enough to realize that UA-cam will play a Mint Mobile wireless ad for many people, right after their parody of Mint Mobile wireless ads.
when comedy breaches into horror, the engagement does seem to multiply, doesn't it.
It’s Saturday and i’m ready for my dose of WWG💯
I thought this couldn't get funnier. But the bloopers with the keys was perfect.
This quality of content deserves to be a show.
I appreciate that he kept it real simple
Its good to see that your finally exposing Frank’s real height in the thumbnail.
2:20 i cant stop laughing at his tantrum
They did call it off, that microwave fall because it’s wireless!!
This sketch is more truthful than a 1&1 ad in germany (1&1 is an internet provider)
Just complete improv with those ads
The amount of keys dropped onto his head is uncountable, 7 actually.
Love how his name is missing an R
I love this channel so much, makes me want to start creating so I can work with you one day
"NOOOOOOOO-" beautiful. Masterful performance.
You guys are going to get me fired. Stop making me send this to my engineering staff.
One of the few channels I keep an eye on for new videos. This channel and The Why Files.
Can someone explain to me why these guys don’t have more popularity? Their content is absolutely hilarious.
Might be because they have the word "guns" in their name. It wouldn't surprise me if the algorithm was unfavorable to them just because of that.
Yeah, WizardsWithNuns not good for calm yew nism.
@@musicingflowing piss on me, beat me
He reminds me of Tim Robbins with a fake smile of Alan Resnick
I love that i got a Ryan Reynolds cell phone commercial directly after this.
You forgot the part where unlimited always has a limit.
Oh my god the bastards shrunk big microwave for when your cold @3:03
I’m selling my hat right now so I can sign up for this
wtf guys? i told you NEVER to tell ANYONE about the phone in my bush
Love that he’s called Tyle, it’s like the opposite of Kyler
Honestly surprised The Mexico Brothers haven’t invested in this yet
“Keep that i want that”😂😂😂😂
I just wish when I try to get away from Verizon by signing up with a third party, they wouldn't get bought up by Verizon 6 months later.
So glad to see the Microwave got some more use.
Lol at the sideways stare, are they just in an endless ad void?
I want to see this as an actual commercial.
no joke i used to watch smosh but these guys are to funny i cant enjoy them anymore
Y'know, come to think of it, it would be a lot more convenient to just have one phone that I hold in my hand than to keep the two in my bush. Would save me the trouble of having to go outside every time I needed to use or answer the phone. Plus, it's always a little confusing when I don't know which phone to use for which cases.
i love how most of this would work as a mint mobile commercial
Alternate dimension Danny and Kurtis collab as fire as always 🔥💯
I got a cell phone ad with Ryan Reynolds in it before the video started 😭
I think we can say "We all want The D", D Wireless.
This seem pretty fair tbh
I’m paranoid, I have a little captain Jack Sparrow Lego fig on my keys
I love the intense look he gave after saying car ride expecting a reaction
😒”drop a sandbag this time”
This also oddly works as a weird Dr. Suess parody
I freaking lost it when the knife completely misses him
I love having two phones in my bush. 😌
Love the death note turn at the end
Favorite skit of yours so far!
Bro its a hat, you're good. Dude deserves a sandbag at least
I am crying, this is hilarious 🤣 You guys really just keep getting better and better. I love it, dont stop guys!
TYLE: the length of a name
It's crazy that I had no idea something like this existed on youtube
Top quality, yall never gonna run out of material.
I just discovered your channel today Saturday, July 1, 2023. I just subscribed. 😊❤
This is my favourite ad on Corncob TV
The price of a bag of meat would be more relatable. Not everyone wears hats.
Vast majority do wear a bag of meat
😊
The only reason Reynolds’s isn’t killed is because everybody LOVES him too much
The fact that I almost actually thought this was an ad at the very start.
This might be my favorite video of yours so far, I busted up and all over
Haha yes thank you, not my favorite but still top 80% of all your skits so definitely loved it!
This has the same energy as Tim Robinson cable tv skit
I’m getting Pizza Time Pizza vibes
I can't get a decent phone plan for less than a hat and a half
That sounds fair to me. I would buy a hat after all, so clearly I can afford D Wireless. And I know I have time to do it because clearly I can fit car rides into my life all the time.
Y'know recently I played the game "Wizard with a Gun," and I think the algorithm thought it i meant this channel. I'm not complaining, I've found a goldmine.
I now know about hat prices, and good wireless phone service
When you get a Mint Mobile ad directly before the video.😂
I love y’all videos