Grand Theft Auto "Definitive" Edition is a Soulless Joke

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  • Опубліковано 21 гру 2024

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  • @HesNeon
    @HesNeon 3 роки тому +12552

    It’s all bugs, Sonny. None of the families would touch that shit

    • @andreiret13
      @andreiret13 3 роки тому +549

      Time's are changing. The gamers can't keep their backs turned while they're waiting for the next game.

    • @Damian_1989
      @Damian_1989 3 роки тому +478

      People will remember soon enough, that you can mod the originals to look better than this, it's *bad for business.*

    • @vagstam9127
      @vagstam9127 3 роки тому +344

      So we send GSG to do the dirty work for us and then cut us a nice quiet slice, OK? Who's our contact down there?

    • @clearspira
      @clearspira 3 роки тому +302

      Grove Street. Home. Or at least it was before Rockstar fucked everything up.

    • @pasha_0791
      @pasha_0791 3 роки тому +202

      @@vagstam9127 IGN, schmuck of a site. How are they gonna help?

  • @Spelonker
    @Spelonker 3 роки тому +4753

    The fact that a single NPC can have 3 different artstyle approaches on their body is fucking with my head. They'll have a cartoonish face, a semi-detailed but still stylised jacket with minor details, and a photoreal undershirt with visible stitching, all on top of a low poly model with a misaligned skeleton. And then, to top it off, some of those textures will have the deep shadows (eg; around the pockets) "painted" on, but without any sort of bump mapping so that the simulated world lighting will just hit everything with a flat sheen, making it look like one of those funny shirts with a tuxedo printed onto it. And THEN, sometimes things WILL have bump mapping, BUT the specular and reflectiveness settings are the same across what should be leather and what should be cotton.
    It's unbelievable that a company who made £1 billion in under 3 days could allow this to go on sale.

    • @JZStudiosonline
      @JZStudiosonline 3 роки тому +215

      Holy shit, that's bad. I just thought they looked like gumby fucking clay cartoons with down syndrome, but that's so much worse.

    • @Mankey619
      @Mankey619 3 роки тому +137

      Rockstar isn’t the same awesome third party company that it used to be back in the early 2000s. It’s just sad that they’re no longer making any original IP games that they use to make. Now looking and playing the definitive version of Sam Andreas just shows that Rockstar didn’t put any effort in these classic games. Seriously it makes the ps2 and Xbox version of those games look like a masterpiece in comparison.

    • @Mankey619
      @Mankey619 3 роки тому +21

      @KTV 4U indeed it does. It looks so fake and cheaply made rain effects.

    • @BanditRider86
      @BanditRider86 3 роки тому +6

      @KTV 4U ya so hard to play the game

    • @embodie_breaks7089
      @embodie_breaks7089 3 роки тому +3

      Amen.

  • @justhere9731
    @justhere9731 3 роки тому +3405

    “Licensing is a thing”
    So is the 6 billion dollars Rockstar made off of GTA V

    • @connordorman117
      @connordorman117 3 роки тому +91

      Fair point.

    • @julyxart_
      @julyxart_ 3 роки тому +286

      Very true.. there is no way they couldnt buy the licenses for all these old songs cmon
      They just wanted to save money

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 3 роки тому +247

      GTA without Billy Jean and cheat codes? Lol, it's even worse than I thought.

    • @dapaintbrush6965
      @dapaintbrush6965 3 роки тому +13

      @@julyxart_ or or the people who made the song could say we don't want you to have these songs anymore.

    • @dapaintbrush6965
      @dapaintbrush6965 3 роки тому +5

      @@Kronos0999 cheats codes are there

  • @kg_canuck
    @kg_canuck 3 роки тому +8734

    This looks like a pretty okay remake made in Unity by like two dudes.
    Edit: holy christ i get it, Unity is a good engine

    • @raymondjack4634
      @raymondjack4634 3 роки тому +936

      Easy easy, it was three dudes.

    • @dkrampage2933
      @dkrampage2933 3 роки тому +756

      Hey, don't be so hard on them... Those Unity developers put some hard work on their projects you shouldn't be insulting them.

    • @pi11sburydoeboy
      @pi11sburydoeboy 3 роки тому +117

      It's made in Unreal 4..

    • @m.tammekivi
      @m.tammekivi 3 роки тому +442

      @@pi11sburydoeboy
      Thanks for telling us..

    • @sebastiansochanski
      @sebastiansochanski 3 роки тому +250

      One of them blind the other deaf.

  • @firemarshal2629
    @firemarshal2629 3 роки тому +3329

    I despise the whole “music costs money” argument as if GTA online hasn’t made Take Two billions.

    • @MrSnaztastic
      @MrSnaztastic 3 роки тому +437

      @Spawn Yes, but we're talking about the most successful entertainment franchise in history. They can afford it. The only reason any track shouldn't be in here is if the original artists don't want their songs in anymore. Take 2 are just cheapskates all round.

    • @asdasdasd9320
      @asdasdasd9320 3 роки тому +26

      Yeah why would they spend that money on us
      They aint gonna give the cow the milk they farmed

    • @yungoldman2823
      @yungoldman2823 3 роки тому +76

      I get what youre saying but take two may as well have infinite money, the impact of shelling out a billion dollars for a soundtrack probably doesnt even register, but they dont care. They just wanted to cash in on this trend of remakes and re-releases in the laziest and lowest effort way possible

    • @cacomeat7385
      @cacomeat7385 3 роки тому +43

      @@MrSnaztastic i can understand a few things like Michael Jackson not making it, but so many of these cut songs should be more than affordable for this big of a company

    • @emil1989
      @emil1989 3 роки тому +38

      They worried bout their shareholders, not the fans.

  • @bannedinc.
    @bannedinc. 3 роки тому +2587

    Rockstar be pulling off a Blizzard with removing the original games over the "Remastered" edition of the games

    • @lunos9739
      @lunos9739 3 роки тому +108

      You could call it "a Blizzard" as much as you could call it "a From Software", or "a Bethesda", or "a Square Enix", to be fair.
      When the Dark Souls 1 Remaster came out, the PtD Edition was removed from stores. Same deal with the Skyrim Special Edition which replaced the Skyrim Legendary Edition, and Dragon Quest XI S which replaced the original port.

    • @bannedinc.
      @bannedinc. 3 роки тому +138

      @@lunos9739 at least those remasters were good, this issue with rockstar is Blizzards WARCRAFT 3:REFORGED all over again

    • @LTDLetsPlays
      @LTDLetsPlays 3 роки тому +52

      @@bannedinc. I wouldn’t call dark souls 1 remaster a good one

    • @KaiKrimson56
      @KaiKrimson56 3 роки тому +20

      @@lunos9739 At least with Skyrim, you can still play Special Edition without the Anniversary content, though your scripts on certain mods on PC will break if you let Steam do the Anniversary update.

    • @penonton4260
      @penonton4260 3 роки тому +10

      if they make a good remaster edition .
      fans will be happy .
      but when original is better than remaster edition ~

  • @dingus_doofus
    @dingus_doofus 3 роки тому +2047

    "Remake, remaster, or whatever the hell I'm supposed to call it."
    Regurgitation. That's a good name for it.

    • @अंबादासजाधव-स7ङ
      @अंबादासजाधव-स7ङ 3 роки тому +36

      *Dingus Doofus You Are A Good Man Sir.*

    • @dingus_doofus
      @dingus_doofus 3 роки тому +43

      @@अंबादासजाधव-स7ङ Thank you for the kind words, dear sir!
      Isn't it beautiful how hate for shoddy craftsmanship has the power to unite people across the globe?

    • @zolikoff
      @zolikoff 3 роки тому +2

      Refuse

    • @diminpalkatoyj4254
      @diminpalkatoyj4254 3 роки тому +6

      Remaster=same game for other platforms
      Ramake=same game but better made
      GTA san Andreas ramaster=💩

    • @rockerlalee
      @rockerlalee 3 роки тому +25

      "Demaster" is a thing now.

  • @tohruadachi6137
    @tohruadachi6137 2 роки тому +352

    The foggyness of the og gta 3 was an absolute mood. That needs to come back

    • @gillespriod5509
      @gillespriod5509 2 роки тому +21

      Just play the real one

    • @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy
      @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy 2 роки тому +8

      @@gillespriod5509yea? You got a code for it? They took it off the market babe

    • @Avolition617
      @Avolition617 2 роки тому +12

      @@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy Your best bet is either emulation or piracy and it's not hard to get either.

    • @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy
      @GrapefruitMcgilicuddy 2 роки тому +2

      @@Avolition617 I have all of them still

    • @inventionscreator8875
      @inventionscreator8875 Рік тому

      @@GrapefruitMcgilicuddy it means... It's now abandonware so you can legaly resort to piracy!!!

  • @andreibaciu7518
    @andreibaciu7518 3 роки тому +600

    "They keep the OG games down, helps the people forget"
    "Peoplearegonnaremembersoonenough, when they see the definitive edition"

  • @cman8995
    @cman8995 3 роки тому +1180

    I like how this "remaster" still has a heavily compressed audio from the base game.

    • @machina_spirit
      @machina_spirit 3 роки тому +145

      Yup, seems like they didnt even bother improving or updating the sfx especially the gun sounds from SA. I remember on the PS2 the guns sound god awful and from these clips seems like nothings changed of course

    • @UC559
      @UC559 3 роки тому +40

      true the original actually sounds better i noticed while gathering some gameplay for a video

    • @TheBlackSpastic
      @TheBlackSpastic 3 роки тому +23

      That's what made me not buy it originally. Those sounds would be rough even in the year the originals released.

    • @anthonyf616
      @anthonyf616 3 роки тому +10

      To be fair I keep thinking people would bitch if they were to change the sounds

    • @xXbrokenvoidXx
      @xXbrokenvoidXx 3 роки тому +30

      @@machina_spirit Yeah, even back in 2004 those gun sounds were awful. The pistol and SMGs especially. Insane that they didn't bother to change them.

  • @АлександрПушкин-я4щ
    @АлександрПушкин-я4щ 3 роки тому +2438

    "If you're playing on pc your only option now is play definitive edition"
    Not while I sail under the black flag

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 3 роки тому +230

      Oh yeah Captain Jack Sparrow time

    • @milosmevzelj5205
      @milosmevzelj5205 3 роки тому +237

      Long live to those under black flag

    • @MrKongosnake
      @MrKongosnake 3 роки тому +179

      I agree. Fortunately I have the originals on my steam library and I still can download and play them.

    • @AntonioKH2
      @AntonioKH2 3 роки тому +33

      @@IsM1ku
      G2A is bad, I hear they sell stolen keys, I didn't trust people who said it and thought they were just unlucky, I bought Rage and Titan quest: Inmortal throne and both games were taken out of my library because their keys were bought with stolen credit cards probadly, in G2A I don't trust, since then I tell everyone the same thing.

    • @steveguy3
      @steveguy3 3 роки тому +46

      @@AntonioKH2 You're right, g2a is a shit show. Stolen keys, people not getting their games cause the keys are already used etc

  • @patrickiamonfire965
    @patrickiamonfire965 2 роки тому +176

    This studio ( not rockstar ) of literal 10 people were expected to remaster three games in 6 months. Seriously that’s a crime. No one can do that. Rockstar parent company really did it for the cash grab. It was a easy cash grab. Exploiting nostalgia. The og devs are quitting because of this. They have no power. They can watch but with no say.

    • @nightwolf9375
      @nightwolf9375 2 роки тому +16

      yeah, honestly they should've actually gotten R* Dundee to lead this remaster like they were boasting about in a few articles instead of pushing everything onto this small-time studio.

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 Рік тому +5

      I still don't know why they didn't do something like release one remastered game every 12-18 months rather than rushing to cobble together three massive failures, they'd of made way more money if these were actually good remasters...

    • @KC-pz4md
      @KC-pz4md Рік тому

      Jesus Christ cheer up ya miserable bastards 😂 they did a good job imo, better than you could've done I don't see you lot trying to remaster these games, I'm just happy to play these games again with enhanced graphics sure it wasn't perfect but what game is? There's always something people will complain about 😂

    • @NetSraC1306
      @NetSraC1306 Рік тому +2

      Agree. Grove Street Games did an awful job but it was on Rockstar as a publisher to hit the brakes and not release that pile of shit we have now.
      Now that Grove Street Games is pulled from the remaster, we can't expect any more updates for these games.

  • @troglodjeeta
    @troglodjeeta 3 роки тому +534

    I just want to point out that the rain effect is literally the "basic" rain effect that you can make on Unreal Engine 4.

    • @Holesale00
      @Holesale00 3 роки тому +226

      they hired a mobile dev and got mobile dev results.

    • @Litevaar
      @Litevaar 3 роки тому +207

      Its not even a rain effect, it's the default content example for particles with collision that comes with the engine, they just scaled it up on every dimension and attached it to the the root of the player camera so it follows you around. It's pathetic because it looks like it rotates with the camera so they were too lazy to even separate the rotation when they attached it to the camera.
      Not even joking, this is the same half assed attempt at rain I made when I had like 2 weeks of experience with the engine. Like this is alarmingly amateurish for a company with this kind of money,

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 3 роки тому +13

      @@Holesale00 this

    • @Xraiser911
      @Xraiser911 3 роки тому +41

      @@Litevaar this is actually hilarious.

    • @troglodjeeta
      @troglodjeeta 3 роки тому +41

      @@Litevaar YES! I mean, I worked with Unity for a few weeks as well! It's the same shit I've done. It was around 2014 so I really don't remember much about it. But yes. That's exactly what you said.

  • @SynthLizard8
    @SynthLizard8 3 роки тому +815

    The definitive edition is exactly why people don't like the look of those off-hand projects of "Old game X in Unreal" because it has all these pseudo-realistic effects over cartoony aesthetics and they just clash in a surreal way and destroys what made it's appearance iconic.

    • @shark_byte_clips
      @shark_byte_clips 3 роки тому +14

      Well said!

    • @TheAsylumCat
      @TheAsylumCat 3 роки тому +50

      It honestly does look like one of those unity asset flip games. Cheap plastic against decent lighting or over done lighting and bad use of particle effects.

    • @vumeme2.071
      @vumeme2.071 3 роки тому +7

      Cyberpunk 1992 HD edition

    • @audiovisual51
      @audiovisual51 3 роки тому +1

      HIRE THIS MAN

    • @vumeme2.071
      @vumeme2.071 3 роки тому +1

      Me before playing games i change controls to all gta 4 controls to make it easier

  • @Ckoz2829
    @Ckoz2829 3 роки тому +908

    This whole game looks like a unity asset flip.

    • @pnutz_2
      @pnutz_2 3 роки тому +68

      except somehow in unreal
      those grass textures look like default ones you'll get tossed in when getting the SDK ffs

    • @mattclarke169
      @mattclarke169 3 роки тому +13

      @@pnutz_2 I mean, even at that, I would have expected it to look better than this! It's like they couldn't decide between high fidelity graphics and the style of the original, so it just comes out looking like a mess.

    • @gaminggoof1542
      @gaminggoof1542 3 роки тому +8

      Stop being so nice

    • @ileutur6863
      @ileutur6863 3 роки тому +13

      I saw the gameplay footage before I knew it was an official release, I genuinely thought it was one of those cringy mods where someone just makes everything wet and reflective

    • @neutralnarration1463
      @neutralnarration1463 3 роки тому

      it does

  • @zigfaust
    @zigfaust 3 роки тому +344

    In my head, GTA never looked "Realistic" untill 4.
    I always viewed it like an MTV cartoon in the style of something like Aeon Flux and thought China Town Wars really capitalized on that aesthetic.
    It seems the "Definitive" edition tried to make these toony chars look realistic like the newer games and it failed hard.
    Clearly the AI was turned to "realism" and not "stylized" lmfao.

    • @LaDeXi
      @LaDeXi Рік тому +15

      In my opinion the originals were going for realistic look and remasters cartoonish.

    • @low-polyhexagonalrat
      @low-polyhexagonalrat Рік тому +2

      Ay finally someone else gives ups to Chinatown Wars, that game went way harder than it had any right to lol

    • @zigfaust
      @zigfaust Рік тому +1

      @@low-polyhexagonalrat It's no joke my third fav game in the series and Huang Lee is my favorite protag, mainly due to him being an artist.

  • @AlanYatesable
    @AlanYatesable 3 роки тому +389

    the moment I saw that they used the wrong logo for a radio station in the radio wheel I knew this was going to be bad. It's such a simple thing to fix and I noticed it 30 seconds into GTA3 yet they couldn't be bothered. Really shows the amount of care that went into this. I'm glad I still own copies of the originals on multiple platforms.

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh 3 роки тому +494

    "It's not a bug, it's a feature" taken to the extreme.

    • @paperclip6377
      @paperclip6377 3 роки тому +4

      Yooo cheng teoh is here

    • @handsomedio5916
      @handsomedio5916 3 роки тому +4

      Also Rockstar stans excuse.

    • @koniczka2000
      @koniczka2000 3 роки тому +1

      Ruined exactly 300 likes. Sorry not sorry

    • @TheBreakingBenny
      @TheBreakingBenny 3 роки тому +1

      @@handsomedio5916 I wonder how large that death toll would be if they just slumped over dead right now…

    • @thebestfan389
      @thebestfan389 6 днів тому

      Hello

  • @Miraak22
    @Miraak22 3 роки тому +751

    When you showed the menu for all the games using the same sound effects, i think a part of my soul died at that moment.

    • @MrPrajitura
      @MrPrajitura 3 роки тому +55

      IKR? I mean, I heard about it in a couple of other videos, but actually seeing/hearing it....man, they butchered this series....

    • @andreasparnamets9150
      @andreasparnamets9150 2 роки тому +15

      @@MrPrajitura atleast its fixed

    • @tmpmisterix1479
      @tmpmisterix1479 2 роки тому +26

      @@andreasparnamets9150 that they had to release an update to fix something so simple as menu sound effects show how fuck up things are

  • @labenvenci1584
    @labenvenci1584 Рік тому +13

    Funniest part is that Grove Street Games is the same company that made the XBox 360 port of San Andreas, which was a technical mess and used a version of the IOS port.
    This still used it too, still having assets in the files for Mobile buttons.

  • @FelipeFritschF2
    @FelipeFritschF2 3 роки тому +180

    The reason they removed it from the Rockstar launcher is actually because some modders figured out the games are literally just the Renderware originals running on top of Unreal, plus these *adjustments*. The same code, same leftovers, same archives, even the disabled Hot Coffee code, it's all there. You have the very same old bugs and glitches, not a single one corrected, with new ones added by this porting process. Most of the actual porting was clearly done with automatic tools, like they literally just applied some AI upscale filter on most textures, you can find artifacts and everything. Except it was all left unprotected so Grove Street Games accidentally handed them the source code for all three games. It's a disaster.

    • @SzymonParys
      @SzymonParys 3 роки тому +11

      i believe the reason they took it down is the leaked mission script and developer tools on the switch version

    • @bitelaserkhalif
      @bitelaserkhalif 3 роки тому +4

      Looking at glitch compilations, even day 1 (2000 era) glitches still remain

    • @crazybunny1134
      @crazybunny1134 3 роки тому +3

      As far as i remenber it isnt the first time that happens, i remenber reading about some modders that found clearly usable tags in the Mobile ports

  • @Jo-Wilbe-Dina
    @Jo-Wilbe-Dina 3 роки тому +678

    "Ey Rockstar, what made you flip out like that man? Was it GTA V or what?"
    *"I got caught up in the Money, the Power..."*
    -Rockstar Games

    • @nlrenzo9432
      @nlrenzo9432 3 роки тому +74

      Everyone gonna remember my name! Rocksta..!
      *dies*

    • @sdfxd3859
      @sdfxd3859 3 роки тому +35

      @@nlrenzo9432 oh damn...... what a waste

    • @UnknownPerson-2004
      @UnknownPerson-2004 3 роки тому +25

      @@sdfxd3859 Take-Two: "Rockstar Games, my man!"

    • @notyourdaddude1957
      @notyourdaddude1957 3 роки тому +35

      @@UnknownPerson-2004 Take-Two is literally Tenpenny and Rockstar is Big Smoke.

    • @uncappedsmile6416
      @uncappedsmile6416 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

  • @nathane5287
    @nathane5287 3 роки тому +258

    The artstyle looks like a studio that's made mobile games, even botched up making a mobile game.

    • @paperluigi6132
      @paperluigi6132 3 роки тому +7

      Funnily enough, the studio responsible for the DE Trilogy previously made the mobile port of San Andreas.

    • @MichaelJ44
      @MichaelJ44 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly! The graphics look like mobile graphics. Puts me off completely. Feel like I’m playing on an Android or Ipad

    • @Unapologeticweeb
      @Unapologeticweeb 3 роки тому

      Well....that's exactly what happened this is a mobile port

    • @JLG629
      @JLG629 3 роки тому

      @@paperluigi6132 That version is better than the definitive one. And that says a lot.

  • @asternshelf2459
    @asternshelf2459 3 роки тому +153

    We started this remaster saying, "I can't wait."
    Then ended saying, "Fuck this game."

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 3 роки тому +1

      @ImYourPapi perfect XD

    • @friendlyfire2374
      @friendlyfire2374 2 роки тому +3

      Not me!!!! I flipped rockstar off and never played It knowing It was going to be a disaster. Not saying I’m better than anyone I’m just one of the people that got tired of being handed garbage from lazy ass devs.

    • @shotgunnedzahee4780
      @shotgunnedzahee4780 2 роки тому

      It should be, fuck the devs

    • @grassblockproduction6032
      @grassblockproduction6032 Рік тому

      @imyourpapi1445 good trailer? what about that misty part?

  • @atomato5989
    @atomato5989 3 роки тому +1253

    They used AI to finish up most of the models. That’s why they look so soulless, because you were right. They literally just didn’t care.
    I’m terrified to see what they’ll do to RDR1 now.

    • @Moolassy
      @Moolassy 3 роки тому +187

      Yep they were just grabbing the bag from rockstar. Modders will forever have more soul than the actual developers

    • @gamingcasually9748
      @gamingcasually9748 3 роки тому +97

      I’m actually playing RDR1 on XBSX, and I think it really doesn’t need a remaster at all specially remasters like this that deletes contents and mess up most things

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому +6

      @@Moolassy finally someone who isn’t a man-child towards Fallout Frontier

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому +16

      People who bought the trilogy: I DEMAND REVENGE!!!!!!!
      People who still believe that “violence in video games makes people violent”: join us, and you will have your revenge
      People who bought the trilogy: deal
      *The entire video game industry collapses because some of the gaming community couldn’t control their anger*

    • @kizoaoy7423
      @kizoaoy7423 3 роки тому +49

      A RDR1 remaster should only be graphics update from the RDR1 original graphics to the RDR2 since both games uses a version of the same RAGE engine.
      Anything else is just asking for trouble

  • @Albert-lj5jb
    @Albert-lj5jb 3 роки тому +176

    The state they released these games in is EXACTLY what Rockstar thinks of their fanbase. If they really had any respect for their fans then there would've been some serious quality control instead of out sourcing the entire thing and calling it a day.

    • @callmehanson9466
      @callmehanson9466 3 роки тому +9

      With how much GTA V and RDR2 made for Rockstar, they can't say they didn't have the means to hire a better team or even license the old songs. Modders usually fix a broken game within 24 hours or improve a game dramatically in a few weeks, so companies don't bother putting in the effort.

  • @doltBmB
    @doltBmB 3 роки тому +191

    There's this trend now of mistaking low polycounts and low texture resolutions for being cartoony. GTA had a realistic sense to it, and the character models were more like caricatures than cartoons.

    • @lolmanyeah1
      @lolmanyeah1 3 роки тому +13

      A caricature is a picture, description, or imitation of a person in which certain striking characteristics are exaggerated in order to create a comic or grotesque effect.

    • @lolmanyeah1
      @lolmanyeah1 3 роки тому +5

      A cartoon is a caricature.

    • @namansoood
      @namansoood 3 роки тому +5

      You just contradicted yourself

    • @lolmanyeah1
      @lolmanyeah1 3 роки тому

      @@piotrgrzelak2613 A cartoon is a type of illustration that is typically drawn, sometimes animated, in an unrealistic or semi-realistic style. The specific meaning has evolved over time, but the modern usage usually refers to either: an image or series of images intended for satire, caricature, or humor

    • @lolmanyeah1
      @lolmanyeah1 3 роки тому

      @@piotrgrzelak2613 A caricature is a rendered image showing the features of its subject in a simplified or exaggerated way through sketching, pencil strokes, or through other artistic drawings (compare to: cartoon). Caricatures can be insulting or complimentary and can serve a political purpose or be drawn solely for entertainment. Caricatures of politicians are commonly used in editorial cartoons, while caricatures of movie stars are often found in entertainment magazines.

  • @FR4M3Sharma
    @FR4M3Sharma Рік тому +7

    Remember people, don't give Cockstar and TrashTwo more money, either pirate their games or find old copies.

  • @almightytallestred
    @almightytallestred 3 роки тому +208

    "How are we gonna make the rain look?"
    "Well... do you remember that static noise on analog TVs when you put in a blank VHS tape?"

    • @pepeedge5601
      @pepeedge5601 3 роки тому +15

      The fact that someone gave it an OK is mind-boggling.
      It doesn't just look like dogshit, it hinders gameplay because you can't see shit.

    • @almightytallestred
      @almightytallestred 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah, it's kinda unbelievable someone saw this and said _"Yes. Looks good. I approve of this."_ The rain drops (or rather lines) look like they are almost solid white. Like it went from 95% see-through to 5% see-through. It's just way too visible, making it irritating as hell and a pain to navigate through.

    • @DaP84
      @DaP84 3 роки тому +1

      It's just a simple animated .gif with transparent backgroung rofl

    • @DaP84
      @DaP84 3 роки тому

      @@avae5343 you might have, but you must have stopped half way through or used too much automation, and no quality controll/testing and bug fixing. Is it strange that people complain about such a broken product?

    • @DaP84
      @DaP84 3 роки тому

      @@avae5343 yeah, I totally understand and agree. The critique should absolutely be aimed at them! Sry you have to take so much crap!

  • @moon-vf3uj
    @moon-vf3uj 3 роки тому +204

    The biggest thing for me was how they sent their lawyers after people who were modding the original games that are ~20 years old by this point. Reforged screwed up a whole bunch of things, but not even Blizzard stooped that low.

    • @Marcelelias11
      @Marcelelias11 3 роки тому +32

      Rockstar seems to have been doing anything they can to kill their fanbase

    • @bobmarley-ml7wn
      @bobmarley-ml7wn 3 роки тому +19

      I mean blizzard basically turned all of the mods into their property which is equally bad.

    • @heat1235
      @heat1235 3 роки тому +1

      @@g2jxGhF5G8z1gL7S good thing there are still indie titles that are good.

    • @hei7846
      @hei7846 3 роки тому +1

      @@heat1235 Also a non indie game - Tetris Effect was amazing. Or just look at the BOTW devs making such a beautiful game

    • @Deadsea_1993
      @Deadsea_1993 3 роки тому +4

      @@Marcelelias11 . They did a wonderful job cause they lost a 20 year fan with me. I refunded this garbage and went back to the OG Xbox versions and the Vita versions. I love that Xbox backwards compatibility

  • @TheBerzekerC
    @TheBerzekerC 3 роки тому +476

    Rockstar: There, now that we de-listed the originals they will only play the definitive edition
    **Pirates of the caribean ost intensifies**

    • @SolarisKane
      @SolarisKane 3 роки тому +13

      This is what goes through my head:
      ua-cam.com/video/i8ju_10NkGY/v-deo.html

    • @ubertechie7374
      @ubertechie7374 3 роки тому +18

      Hats off to a Pirates of the Caribbean OST fan. We repping.

    • @_zeppeh
      @_zeppeh 3 роки тому +3

      I‘m just smiling

    • @jvg7498
      @jvg7498 3 роки тому +18

      Aren't pirates the only ones able to play right now? Considering they pulled the official version from the launcher...

    • @reduxg3889
      @reduxg3889 3 роки тому +9

      @@jvg7498 Yes I am currently playing the disastrous Definitive edition through pirating.

  • @unblessedcoffee1457
    @unblessedcoffee1457 2 роки тому +65

    Honestly, Vice City was my childhood. Especially on PS2 it was such a precious part of my childhood (yes I was about 12 lol). Seeing this remaster is like a knife through my heart. Honestly, I think this remaster might be the thing that finally turns me off gaming. If this is what we have been reduced to, whats the point?
    A comment someone else makes is so true: GTA Online has made them billions, but they can't afford the licences for the old radio stations?

    • @HonkeyKong54
      @HonkeyKong54 2 роки тому +1

      You should try the og xbox versions if you ever get a chance. They had this awesome feature where you can have your own radio station with your own music. It was awesome at the time. So fn annoying that xbox users are stuck with these garbage versions or that garbage mobile port of San andres that they replaced the og xbox version with.

    • @unfortunately_fortunate2000
      @unfortunately_fortunate2000 Рік тому +1

      like any other industry: greed will be the death of it.
      these games came out just before corporations realized just how profitable video games are, since that realization it has been a crap shoot as to if you're going to get a worthwhile game or not.
      I find this remaster trend gaming's version of Hollywood remaking old classics into huge disappointments, it also signals that a lot of the film and development studios are creatively bankrupted due to the current over-supply in both forms of media.

    • @JackyBandicoot
      @JackyBandicoot Рік тому

      tbf vice city is the best one out of the three. i had nothing to complain about 🤷🏼‍♀️ doesn't feel much different to the original except for smoother gameplay. but i had not much to complain about the others as well, just a few songs i was missing but that doesn't really take away from the gameplay fun for me. sorry but people need to understand that it will never be as charming as the first time you play through a game, especially if it's such a long time ago. ppl just set their expectations to high imo..

    • @AbdelAziz-vs3qd
      @AbdelAziz-vs3qd 4 місяці тому

      @@unfortunately_fortunate2000 yeah sure, in 2025 everyone will buy gtaVI like good puppy and they will make billions.

    • @Superfoodcookie
      @Superfoodcookie 2 місяці тому

      ​@JackyBandicoot subjective. Majority of people love san andreas as the best. Even sold way more than vice. Both great regardless but even the memes online all centred around CJ. Prob the most popular and well known rockstar main character. And not surprised.

  • @VexAcer
    @VexAcer 3 роки тому +654

    I love the point you made about aesthetics vs. tech spec graphics.
    Older games can still look appealing even now due to their art direction & aesthetics even if they're dated tech wise.

    • @robotman5105
      @robotman5105 3 роки тому +18

      The Zelda Windwaker, Twilight Princess and Skyward Sword are probably some good examples of preserving aesthetics in a remaster imo

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 3 роки тому +7

      Which is hilarious because the OG games weren't very pretty.

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 3 роки тому +10

      In the past: you make do with that you have, even if it werent top notch graphics, you made it work just good.
      Today: You are just trying to slap the most realistic textures, you dont care about if it fits or not, if it looks realistic. Even if you could have made a better game if it was more stylized...

    • @VexAcer
      @VexAcer 3 роки тому +2

      @@drifter402 Well sorta. The originals weren't ever the best looking games, even at the time.
      But the games did still carry a bit of atmosphere with their coloring and effects, especially on the PS2. SA on PS2 has a certain bit of soul that's missing in the other versions with its color usage and heat haze.

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 3 роки тому +1

      @@VexAcer well of course. It's not a complaint they were open world games running on PS2.

  • @seraslain962
    @seraslain962 3 роки тому +1119

    That "cars exploding much sooner" thing sounds like a Frames Per Second issue. The old games would have calculated time in frames, so when say 200 frames pass from the moment a vehicle ignites it explodes. at 20 fps this would take 10 seconds. At 60? A bit over three seconds. No idea what the actual numbers are, but I hope that helps!

    • @uberbosst
      @uberbosst 3 роки тому +169

      they could have reconfigured the frames, its not even a hard thing to do, but im sure they didnt even touch the code

    • @utsavbasu1048
      @utsavbasu1048 3 роки тому +38

      It's a good theory

    • @roddangerson2046
      @roddangerson2046 3 роки тому +7

      Good point

    • @guguigugu
      @guguigugu 3 роки тому +17

      @@uberbosst there are mods that have fixed that, actually

    • @drifter402
      @drifter402 3 роки тому

      Didn't something happen with their bad PC updates

  • @Alexifeu
    @Alexifeu 3 роки тому +451

    "Something newer, isn't necessarily better"
    That will be stuck in my head until I die.

    • @azazelleblack
      @azazelleblack 3 роки тому +21

      "Old does not mean 'dead'
      new does not mean 'best'
      yours does not mean 'mine'
      kill does not mean 'die'"

    • @koniczka2000
      @koniczka2000 3 роки тому

      As it should be.

    • @ShodaiGojira-xn3xk
      @ShodaiGojira-xn3xk 3 роки тому +7

      GTA 3 a game from 2001 Yes 2001! Is still better than its "Improved" version from 2021 its a difference of 20 years! Rockstar shoukd know War Drum Studios AKA Grove Street Games did horrible on the 10th Anniversary and they messed up again for the Definitive Edition! Mafia 1 Definitive Edition did a whole remake instead of looking like a HD Mod for GTA

    • @mackenziek8383
      @mackenziek8383 3 роки тому

      so will your comma splice

    • @jmz2144
      @jmz2144 3 роки тому

      Adapt or be left behind

  • @SCPKing1835
    @SCPKing1835 3 роки тому +15

    5:36 that reverb fart sound effect tho

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 2 роки тому

      The echo effect is what made that moment

  • @Gambit2483
    @Gambit2483 3 роки тому +400

    I still have the Original Physical copies with ALL the music.
    Physical forever.

    • @jakewolf079
      @jakewolf079 3 роки тому +12

      hell yeah!

    • @nickyblue4866
      @nickyblue4866 3 роки тому +6

      Nice

    • @AlphaYellow
      @AlphaYellow 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah man, that version rocks

    • @splinterborn
      @splinterborn 3 роки тому +16

      old games yes, new games dont even come complete and functional on disc anymore.

    • @gasolineandwine
      @gasolineandwine 3 роки тому +24

      From now on, just pirate it.

  • @gamesandstuff7966
    @gamesandstuff7966 3 роки тому +152

    It's amazing how many times Rockstar has re-release this series and it's literally worse every time

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah, I can understand stuff like not being able to relicense certain songs, but I'd expect a "definitive edition" to find some other songs to replace them with, as opposed to just a void where content used to be.

    • @bigpoppapump430
      @bigpoppapump430 3 місяці тому

      @@IsmailofeRegimebruh they’re billionaires they can get songs buddy lol wtf, bootlicker

  • @chilldragon4752
    @chilldragon4752 3 роки тому +128

    I feel like rockstar just handed this project off to an advertisement they found on craigslist that said "We remaster any game for $50!!!"

    • @kizoaoy7423
      @kizoaoy7423 3 роки тому +21

      They handed this project off to the studio who also made the disastrous GTA SA "remastered" ports several years ago.

    • @smurgerburger
      @smurgerburger 3 роки тому +3

      @@kizoaoy7423 bruh

    • @Holesale00
      @Holesale00 3 роки тому +5

      @@kizoaoy7423 instead of having one of the main studios work on it they farmed it out to some trash tier mobile game developer? and they got trash tier results, this was just a cash grab through and through.

    • @nikosp3156
      @nikosp3156 3 роки тому +2

      Or just dump their sourcecode in a "We-Remaster-Your-Games" vending machine...$1 bills only accepted!

    • @DJGodaryD86
      @DJGodaryD86 3 роки тому +2

      @@Holesale00 Hate to break it to you but RSG doesn't have key developers for a long time now. They source out independent cheap talent. The updates in Online are just flipped asssets that a programmer slaps together in one day. It is far evident when GTA5 was released how incosistent everything was. Lets mention one example, the models. You have one model that looks like it came out from a PS2 game, another next to it that looks like its from a PS3 era and some are even too much detailed to even be in any game let alone in an outdated mess like the Rage engine is, or wahtever the F they call it nowadays. It's like playing a sandbox messed up map in Garry's Mod using halfbaked content built by five year olds and not an actual coherent game.

  • @assmannewzealand
    @assmannewzealand 2 роки тому +14

    The originals where they mirrored the floor to give the reflection effect was ground breaking

  • @DevineInnovations
    @DevineInnovations 3 роки тому +1355

    This just goes to show that more modern, technically impressive and/or detailed graphics doesn't necessarily mean better.

    • @zoltanz288
      @zoltanz288 3 роки тому +58

      in fact it rarely does.

    • @fryzvova
      @fryzvova 3 роки тому +57

      Because graphics are only addiction to story, gameplay and atmosphere. Not a single game became classic and widely loved by a public just because it's graphics. And also even modern ultra-detalized, ray-traced, super-puper graphics 10 years later will became obsolete crap comparing to that technical level of graphics that will be contemporary in future.

    • @117Ender
      @117Ender 3 роки тому +26

      back in my day i called ppl who cared about grahics as grahics whores, cause story, game play etc matter most

    • @louie9373
      @louie9373 3 роки тому +8

      How many times do we need to say gameplay over graphics? It's why people still play tic tac toe. If you want graphics you watch a movie.

    • @badascan8910
      @badascan8910 3 роки тому +5

      I'm enjoying San andreas, probably cause it's free on gamepass and I didn't have to pay for it. The controls more than make up for the bugs. I can finally beat the low rider race without rage quitting.

  • @jarotheboar8398
    @jarotheboar8398 3 роки тому +231

    You know what's worse?
    The people who made the mobile GTA games, literally ported the mobile game to the consoles and pc, and have the audacity to charge it full price... it gets worse, the director doesn't care at all, neither does Take two
    I'm not surprised, and I knew it was trash because they didn't show gameplay

    • @DickiMonster
      @DickiMonster 3 роки тому +5

      monopoly

    • @BravoRox
      @BravoRox 3 роки тому +4

      The game never looked good to begin with

    • @mexicanpanda510
      @mexicanpanda510 3 роки тому +2

      Idk why but I had a feeling this wasn’t gonna live up to the hype and I didn’t even have that info having the Mobile game and charge it as a console game, that’s fucked up either way you look at it

    • @grimmkiller2161
      @grimmkiller2161 3 роки тому

      I know right? Its scummy behavior.

  • @datmanydocris
    @datmanydocris 3 роки тому +469

    This whole tactic of coming out with a “remastered edition” of an old game that’s either barely an upgrade from the original or even a downgrade from the original, selling it at full price and then delisting the original so you’re forced to pay for the new full price “remaster” is getting disappointingly common. It’s just nothing but pure greed from the developers designed to cash in on old IPs by putting in almost no effort.
    GTA Definitive, Dark Souls prepare to die edition, Kingdoms of Amalur: Rereckoining... I’m getting sick of it.

    • @SausageFingers420
      @SausageFingers420 3 роки тому +43

      Lazy Cash Grab: Definitive Remastered HD Re-Grabbed Edition

    • @jackbarnes4048
      @jackbarnes4048 3 роки тому +1

      100%

    • @JonnyHorseman
      @JonnyHorseman 3 роки тому +38

      I'm tired of it too.
      You go to any youtube video of any old game and you will see people say stupid things like "wow this game deserves a remaster" or "the devs should remake this game" and other things.
      It's like they're begging for the devs to feed them poison intentionally.

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 3 роки тому +5

      I'm sure the developers have no fault in this, this is clearly R* business side. I'd be pissed too if I was a developer of the OG games, and knew that your game is going to be replaced by an inferior version of it.

    • @speshalkmf9273
      @speshalkmf9273 3 роки тому +13

      Yes it's disgusting. And the fact they're sueing modders for.their hard effort and love for the game.. for this lazy slop they couldn't be bothered with... It's absolutely disgusting,

  • @williamvieira9807
    @williamvieira9807 3 роки тому +54

    This just shows how desperate they got when Mafia got it's "definitive edition".
    That's exactly why the developers of Mafia chose to do it from scratch, rather than this sort of "remaster" they did with GTA. They knew that it would be impossible to recreate the original Mafia using the orignal assets, that it would not just be broken, but actually not viable commercially.
    Shameful is the word I'd use to describe this thing they did here.
    It would had been much more fair to the fans to just had the game fixed work perfect on modern Windows.

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 2 роки тому +2

      The irony is that 2K Games and Hangar 13, the people behind those remasters,are also under Take Two, the same parent company of Rockstar

    • @rocioquiroz11
      @rocioquiroz11 Рік тому +1

      Yeah but that Mafia 2 Definitive Edition sucked, I hope they eventually give it a proper release because it's my favorite.

    • @WBenzSEL
      @WBenzSEL 11 місяців тому

      Mafia Definitive Edition is the gaming equivalent of a Singer Porsche 911. This is the gaming equivalent of a v6 mustang with a fart cannon.

  • @twitchylance117
    @twitchylance117 3 роки тому +343

    CJ: "Things have changed around here!"
    "How'd it get so bad?
    Big Smoke: "Straight back into the game, right dog?"
    "Was it this bad before you left?"

    • @YeOldeKamikaze
      @YeOldeKamikaze 3 роки тому +29

      GTA Players: Ain't this families turf?
      Rockstar: Yeah, game mods families turf, we don't roll with them no more.

    • @diodamke1007
      @diodamke1007 3 роки тому +4

      Grove Street... home.
      At least it was before Rockstar fucked everythang up.

    • @Osio1000_5
      @Osio1000_5 3 роки тому +1

      I got caught up in the money...the power. I don't give a shit. - Rockstar

  • @TheMrFancyKiwi
    @TheMrFancyKiwi 3 роки тому +143

    If they gave this treatment to this three huge masterpieces makes you wonder what their smaller, less popular games will get.

    • @Red_Beard2798
      @Red_Beard2798 3 роки тому +26

      Hopefully nothing. It's pretty apparent that this was a total quick-cash grab; re-release our most popular games with a few new "enhancements" and throw a modern price tag on it and call it a day. They've probably forgotten about Bully, Red Dead Revolver, the Midnight Club series, etc so they won't be touched and shouldn't be touched if this is the quality we can expect from R⭐️ from now on

    • @mgmx2099
      @mgmx2099 3 роки тому +3

      Don't care what the other titles will get. I'm pre-passing on them shits.

    • @Dregomz02
      @Dregomz02 3 роки тому +1

      They get canned like Bully 2

    • @channel45853
      @channel45853 3 роки тому +1

      Ignored by fans

    • @bitelaserkhalif
      @bitelaserkhalif 3 роки тому

      At this point I don't want new Midnight Club or Bully series. It'll be shitfest for sure from Cockstar
      Or even GTA 6

  • @shaider1982
    @shaider1982 3 роки тому +141

    They got rid of Vice City's orignal selection screen?! That selection screen was cool: it looked like something from a 1980's music video. The background changed when a different menu was selected.

  • @Mazgid
    @Mazgid 3 роки тому +20

    14:28 - dear GmanLives, thank you very much for sublime everything that I wanted to say about GTA3's Liberty City and it's atmosphere. For me it always was a criminal capital, that lives last days before 911, it capitalises everything about crime right before it, and its foggy cold atmosphere was making game unique, and, as you said, make you want to take 2 showers.
    Yet feels like nobody loves it today, everyone is blinded of 80s vhs nostalgia and seeing in Vice city something, that it have not

    • @goshkakoshka2902
      @goshkakoshka2902 2 роки тому

      Agreed. To me, GTA 3 was always a 90's game, and it had that atmosphere of cynicism and edginess before corporations started capitalizing on it in the actual 00's. It was also very noir. Sure, it was set in 2001, but it didn't represent the 2000's. GTA SA, by comparison, for a game set in 1992, was very 2000's. Kinda sad, really.
      And let's not forget that GTA 3 was supposedly set in autumn, so the foggy, cold feeling makes sense too.
      And yes, the 80's nostalgia is nauseating these days.

  • @jackd6881
    @jackd6881 3 роки тому +166

    They actually didn't even use new textures for most of the games, they instead AI upscaled alot of the old textures leading to tons of uneven texturing and misspelled signs.

    • @mado-wh4jv
      @mado-wh4jv 3 роки тому +5

      I'm still can't get how a computer could misplace a high resolution hot dog over a simple pizza.

    • @jackd6881
      @jackd6881 3 роки тому +29

      @@mado-wh4jv somebody mixed up a texture name and since these games had zero bug testing\QA nobody checked.

    • @Tay20
      @Tay20 3 роки тому

      I’m tired of life 😒

    • @americangangsterlock1550
      @americangangsterlock1550 3 роки тому +2

      this is the type of stuff that makes me feel like these people know the end is near.. Obvious cash grab! They know the economy is tanked.

    • @mrs.sandman.9166
      @mrs.sandman.9166 3 роки тому +6

      @@Tay20 it’s just gta.
      You aight?

  • @tcrowley
    @tcrowley 3 роки тому +385

    "Minimum Viable Product"
    The goal in AAA is maximizing profit. Making a decent game is an afterthought, if that.

    • @johnx140
      @johnx140 3 роки тому +33

      The problem is not maximizing profit. Is that we accept games that are NOT decent. Dont give them money, see how fast they actually try to make a good game.

    • @lilwyvern4
      @lilwyvern4 3 роки тому +29

      @@johnx140 The even bigger problem is that most people don't care as much as we do and they don't want to care. To them, it really is as deep as "I want the thing, so I get the thing."

    • @Pllayer064
      @Pllayer064 3 роки тому +8

      Reject modernity, return to indie.

    • @DissTrackTed
      @DissTrackTed 3 роки тому +7

      @@johnx140 Humans are retarded… it will never happen.

    • @KopperNeoman
      @KopperNeoman 3 роки тому +9

      Maximising profit and making good games used to be synonymous. Then the mobile games attacked.

  • @silverhand9965
    @silverhand9965 3 роки тому +67

    The rain effect is genuinely fucking cursed.
    It's painfully obvious that it's just an overlay, and as you said so well,you literally can't see shit when it rains

  • @drgabi18
    @drgabi18 3 роки тому +3

    I keep loving the segments where you turn the game volume back up to some sarcastic character dialogue in contrary to what you're saying, laughed throughout the entire video

  • @WhiteJarrah
    @WhiteJarrah 3 роки тому +118

    Jeez, that raining night gameplay is just impossible to discern.

    • @zerrierslizer1
      @zerrierslizer1 3 роки тому +7

      i dont have epilepsy, but i damn near had a stroke from trying to see what was what in that fucking Bukake of a rainstorm!

    • @cucuawe465
      @cucuawe465 3 роки тому +1

      @@zerrierslizer1 ain't gay enough to play that shit

  • @DeeDee-pw9pm
    @DeeDee-pw9pm 3 роки тому +590

    Rockstar is just showing us how little they care for their own franchise, and how much more they love money.

    • @kur5ula
      @kur5ula 3 роки тому +29

      Gta Online is a good example too

    • @Doober117
      @Doober117 3 роки тому +10

      little care for the franchise? I mean why would they? these games are +15 years old, they have nothing to prove to anyone other than making people buy the game TWICE after almost 2 decade. think about it, what harm are they going to experience? a bunch of crybabies complaining that the remaster isn't good? they're old games, what do you expect. they already postponed gta 6, why would they create more work for themselves and invest time and resources on remaking three old games??? you do realize they didn't need to do this LMAO because at the end of the day everyone will still buy GTA 6, regardless of how the trilogy was received, which is what they care most about. it's business stop crying lol

    • @michaelj450
      @michaelj450 3 роки тому +53

      @@Doober117 Because if you truly care about your product you’re gonna make sure it’s playable or fills all the boxes that you need to make it successful. This is a very half assed remaster of three old games, I think those that came in with high expectations shouldn’t have because at the end of the day these are older games, but Rockstar could have definitely put in more effort and polished them up way better than they did. So basically you’re saying they didn’t have to dedicate a lot of resources on this project because they have GTA 6 coming on the way, you do realize that it’s been almost a decade since they released a Grand Theft Auto game? They couldn’t have done a better job than this? They might as well have not even dropped this if I’m going off of your point. Basically dollars speak over quality that’s what you’re saying, and that’s a bad business model because you gotta remember that these were the games that put Rockstar on the map. I don’t like this new age ‘hopefully they fix x,y, and z in a patch’ why is shit broken to begin with?

    • @Doober117
      @Doober117 3 роки тому +2

      @@michaelj450 you’re 100% correct they’re taking almost 10 years to come out with the next gta installment so why would they burden themselves with extra work??? Again you realize that they cashed out on this trilogy cause dopes like you actually bought the game, so you honestly think they’re sweating cause you nerds are complaining about it??? Nah man cause like I said in my previous comment, you’ll still buy gta6 when it comes out and that’s what they’re aiming for. And it’s most definitely not a bad business model if they sold you basically the same game and cashed out. Business 101 my guy. Stop crying about it and move on. You’ll be paying them for gta 6 in no time LMAO

    • @michaelj450
      @michaelj450 3 роки тому +24

      @@Doober117 I ain’t buy the definitive trilogy, jokes aint on me at all. Played San Andreas through Xbox Game Pass, like how you assumed I did though. Jokes on Rockstar themselves for dishing out a half assed product. Business 101, if a product isn’t good, your consumers probably ain’t gonna come back and wanna purchase from you again. Sometimes franchises or companies get too popular for their own good, might be the case here. Fuck you mean burden themselves with extra work they put the extra work on themselves so they better make sure they can handle that pressure. They made the choice to drop this so why not go all in? How you gonna drop a product and be like well we have other projects we are working on so that’s why this came out like shit, that’s HORRIBLE business. Feel bad for anyone who would have to work with or under you.

  • @AspirationHD
    @AspirationHD 3 роки тому +81

    Rockstar should have hired the mod community to make these remasters, not shut them down. This is embarrassing.

    • @dkrampage2933
      @dkrampage2933 3 роки тому +9

      Funny thing is that It would actually be cheaper too, all the work is already done, they are probably fans so they will be happy to work with you and you just need to give them the same money you did to the idiots who had to buy some U4 licenses, "make" the models and assets for said Engine

    • @RegBeta
      @RegBeta 3 роки тому +4

      It's weird I read that comment in Ryder's voice.

    • @AspirationHD
      @AspirationHD 3 роки тому

      ​@@dkrampage2933 Exactly. Great points.

    • @AspirationHD
      @AspirationHD 3 роки тому

      @@RegBeta Hehe I didn't mean to.

    • @txcrix9236
      @txcrix9236 3 роки тому +2

      @RegBeta haha right?
      Me looking at the Definitive Edition in my library: It's embarrassing to be seen wit you!

  • @snarkado
    @snarkado 3 роки тому +9

    Getting some random studio that does Android/iOS game ports to remaster GTA 3, VC & SA was a real galaxy brain move by Rockstar.

  • @mokaza40
    @mokaza40 3 роки тому +177

    This looks like an emulator and a modder tried to "smooth" the polygons

    • @brianaguila6925
      @brianaguila6925 3 роки тому +3

      The ones responsible for these definitive editions were really lazy.

    • @erfanthered9801
      @erfanthered9801 3 роки тому +22

      Don't muddle the names of the Modders they can and HAVE made mods that look infinitely better than this

    • @fatesDeath
      @fatesDeath 3 роки тому

      @@erfanthered9801 dont deny there is alot of shitty mods though....

    • @slyseal2091
      @slyseal2091 3 роки тому +2

      @@fatesDeath there's a lot of third rate engineers in the world too, doesn't stop planes from being a cool thing.

    • @fatesDeath
      @fatesDeath 3 роки тому

      @@slyseal2091 true, but there are shitty planes out there though...

  • @MansFried
    @MansFried 3 роки тому +93

    “The only thing definitive about this edition, is that it definitively made me wanna get my money back” 😂😂😂

  • @danesite
    @danesite 3 роки тому +195

    "Soulless" hits the nail on the head. It is all soulless.

  • @sanny8716
    @sanny8716 3 роки тому +8

    "So in essence, if you wanna play these three from this point on, on a PC, your only option is gonna be..."
    Me: "pirating"
    GmanLives: "this definitive edition"
    Me: "oh... I mean... yeah... this version and definitely not anything illegal... haha"

  • @gurkiratsingh8747
    @gurkiratsingh8747 3 роки тому +182

    I think you really hit the nail on the head. "The girl has got makeup, she looks good somewhat from outside but has lost her soul completely." Also they ain't never remastering Manhunt, you can bet with me on that.

    • @LedZedd
      @LedZedd 3 роки тому +13

      Such a shame too. Amazing couple of games.

    • @DarkcydeoftheRakai
      @DarkcydeoftheRakai 3 роки тому

      They did remastered it (using that term loosely) on PS4 but that's about it

    • @DriverEd01
      @DriverEd01 3 роки тому +2

      Same with Midnight Club (for the better or for the worse)
      As much as I'd like to see them make a new Midnight Club game,I'm terrified of how it's gonna end. And with that "Remaster" of these GTA titles,I'm terrified of how it would be *IF* they consider remastering the older Midnight Club titles.

  • @bardanmalla193
    @bardanmalla193 3 роки тому +368

    Finally a proper criticism about this game . Who understands what is the problem then hating on everything the game has .
    Great job aussie mate

    • @Loregasmo
      @Loregasmo 3 роки тому +6

      Every reviewer is currently bashing it, so it’s not like this channel is the only one. Far from it, actually.

    • @bardanmalla193
      @bardanmalla193 3 роки тому +4

      @@Loregasmo I know but he is not complaining every single thing that doesn't even matter or atleast knows the difference between remake and remastered

    • @Syphonpsx
      @Syphonpsx 3 роки тому +3

      The game is trash in every way.

    • @EmpanadaDeCaca
      @EmpanadaDeCaca 3 роки тому +2

      Hating on everything this game has is fine and correct because everything this game has is shit

    • @bardanmalla193
      @bardanmalla193 3 роки тому

      @@EmpanadaDeCaca the gameplay is near unchanged, all though its lazy af , broken , glitchy and shit . That won't make the game any better then it is now for the people who actually want to play and enjoy it . Proper criticism is needed then complaining about the game not being like mafia 1 remake or the graphics not being equal to rdr2

  • @Jspotstudieos
    @Jspotstudieos 3 роки тому +168

    I cant get over how much more opened up Tommy's eyes are. It's the dimension where tommy snorted up all the coke. Not lost it

    • @ASCUMM011
      @ASCUMM011 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MrRAGE-md5rj
      @MrRAGE-md5rj 2 роки тому

      20 keys of coke will do that to you.

  • @AgentB7
    @AgentB7 3 роки тому +7

    Thanks, that is much better than the other reviews I’ve seen. Also, watching the reviews made me go through the hoops and loops of installing the OG San Andreas 1.0 and deciding to do it with the community fixes. And to never uninstall the Steam Vice City.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 2 роки тому

      Same as me, my previous San Andreas playthrough i'm used Enchanced SA mod that i being recommended on Steam

  • @Fidozo15
    @Fidozo15 3 роки тому +103

    Let me advocate for the poor modders who got sued by Take Two and Rockstat Games. Their mods would've had *less* bugs than this mess. And they release them for free, most of the times...

    • @kailomonkey
      @kailomonkey 3 роки тому +2

      Totally agree. I don't PC so haven't played any, but I've seen plenty in action over the years.

    • @the8thark
      @the8thark 3 роки тому

      Well that was more about the modders getting sued for unlocking porn scenes already present in the game. Just making them accessible to the player.
      That caused the games to have their ratings move to AO from M which pissed off Rockstar and lots of suing happened. The end result is Rockstar paid out $20 million, removed the "spilt coffee" and refuse to ever mention it's previous existence pretending that it never happened at all.

    • @nezunish-898
      @nezunish-898 3 роки тому

      @@the8thark lmao , in the "definitive version" they still havent removed the pron scene code since they that lazy...

  • @DudiReviews
    @DudiReviews 3 роки тому +125

    How to definitively ruin not one but three games

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 3 роки тому +13

      Me having PTSD from the Silent Hill hd collection.

    • @venomfuryx3250
      @venomfuryx3250 3 роки тому +1

      @Itch-HeSay true

    • @uria3679
      @uria3679 3 роки тому +1

      People who bought the trilogy: I DEMAND REVENGE!!!!!!!
      People who still believe that “violence in video games makes people violent”: join us, and you will have your revenge
      People who bought the trilogy: deal
      *The entire video game industry collapses because some of the gaming community couldn’t control their anger and thought hurting people would solve their problems with a game*

    • @kizoaoy7423
      @kizoaoy7423 3 роки тому +7

      @@uria3679 injecting marijuanas made me commit war crimes in a small island in the west indies

  • @DerultimativeOzzy
    @DerultimativeOzzy 3 роки тому +40

    Worst of all is all the the behind the scenes drama that came with this "definitive" collection.
    News about how Rockstar and Take Two publisher were demanding certain modders from taking their mods offline to the original games being no longer sold on official markets.
    So not only are they releasing a bad product, they're burning bridges with a community that made their games even more awesome.

  • @stefangreen3770
    @stefangreen3770 2 роки тому +6

    When you say that San Andreas "try to do too many things at once" In my opinion that’s what made the game fun to me because of the variety, The first GTA game I played was also three then Vice City and I would get bored after a couple hours

  • @AvalancheReviews
    @AvalancheReviews 3 роки тому +1301

    I've really been enjoying this whole disaster. Also, look at you throwing in some upscaled ps1 footage.

    • @Gggmanlives
      @Gggmanlives  3 роки тому +209

      Any excuse to show off 5X footage, bro!

    • @hieunguyenrileygekko
      @hieunguyenrileygekko 3 роки тому +26

      im having a lot of fun too, especially for a product i havent bought and maybe wont buy

    • @Speed4Runs
      @Speed4Runs 3 роки тому +6

      @@SolidRaiden2655 ok, no. I mean, this does look terrible, but HD Collection was THE disaster, it will never have a rival

    • @horacegentleman3296
      @horacegentleman3296 3 роки тому +6

      @OneFortyFour I like this guy he has his head on straight.

    • @MrFreefonix420
      @MrFreefonix420 3 роки тому

      Tell em avalanche lol

  • @Sizifus
    @Sizifus 3 роки тому +89

    Rockstar: "Lookin' for somethin' special? I got what you need!"
    Gives DE and takes away the originals
    Rockstar: "Thanks for the money sucka!"

  • @paragonrobbie9270
    @paragonrobbie9270 3 роки тому +30

    You hit the nail on the head when you said it was like those "________ in ultra modern graphics 4k HD 60fps" videos. All sense of art style was sacrificed at the altar of lens flares and overly reflective surfaces.

    • @SockyNoob
      @SockyNoob 3 роки тому +1

      I was thinking the same fucking thing holy shit

  • @bullettime8760
    @bullettime8760 3 роки тому +14

    I find it funny (in a bad way) how Rockstar name it a "trilogy" as if GTA3, Vice City, and San Andreas are games with interconnected storyline and not a seperate games with their own environment, atmosphere, and gameplay

    • @qwertpoiuy430
      @qwertpoiuy430 3 роки тому +3

      They where the trilogy of 3D games for the ps2.
      It was released like this for ps2 sold as a bundle

    • @crystallinehearts8805
      @crystallinehearts8805 2 роки тому +1

      they do have an interconnected storyline

    • @crystallinehearts8805
      @crystallinehearts8805 2 роки тому

      @@olivercharles2930 do research

    • @crystallinehearts8805
      @crystallinehearts8805 2 роки тому

      @@olivercharles2930 did you miss Rosenberg and Salvatore in SA? Or the fact that CJ worked for Joey Leone? What about LCS and VCS? Claude in SA was literally before him and Catalina went to Liberty City. Everyone knows the 3D universe is a thing. Why is this even being talked about?

    • @cameroredrocket8768
      @cameroredrocket8768 2 роки тому

      @@olivercharles2930 their stories being connected IS the reason those games are classified under a "universe".

  • @avtomatkalashnikova1947
    @avtomatkalashnikova1947 3 роки тому +274

    When the Definitive Edition was first announced, when I heard Grove Street Games, formerly War Drum Studios, was going to develop this version, I was both hopeful and worried about what was going to happen.
    I expected it to be a disaster considering the San Andreas mobile ports, but I also hoped it would be done justice, a chance for Grove Street to redeem themselves over the SA ports.
    And turns out, as I feared, they managed to screw up. At this point I think we should expect Grove Street not to touch anything that's GTA anymore.

    • @Joshua_N-A
      @Joshua_N-A 3 роки тому +22

      Not even a rebrand could save that company.

    • @MsMRkv
      @MsMRkv 3 роки тому +56

      Well to be fair, there were only 20 people in charge of the remasters. Rockstar didn't give a sh*t and only gave them a small budget.
      Honestly Rockstar deserves all the hate they're getting with the remasters and GTA V for the ps5. They've become the same lazy, corporate f*cks they used to criticize in their older games.

    • @IskenderCaglarM41B441
      @IskenderCaglarM41B441 3 роки тому +28

      @@MsMRkv You either die as a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

    • @MondySpartan
      @MondySpartan 3 роки тому +1

      Maybe it could have been better if Rockstar Dundee actually developed it per the rumours.

    • @fryzvova
      @fryzvova 3 роки тому +1

      @@MsMRkv I believe that Take Two Interactive are the ones who are in charge for this shit show.

  • @ACameronUK
    @ACameronUK 3 роки тому +116

    Remember when Bluepoint remade Shadow of the Colossus? Improving every single aspect of the game while taking the utmost care to retain the character and greatness of the original PS2 game…this is the opposite of that ☺️

    • @MrStimpson38
      @MrStimpson38 3 роки тому +21

      Bluepoint is on a streak when it comes to remakes. They're definitely a company to keep an eye on.

    • @Wintd1
      @Wintd1 3 роки тому +12

      They also did the remasters for the Uncharted trilogy too, which were all really good.

    • @garibaldibritann1240
      @garibaldibritann1240 3 роки тому +13

      They also making a great MGS 2 & 3 HD remaster too! Fuck, don't forget the Demon Souls Remake

    • @swapnilgohil7280
      @swapnilgohil7280 3 роки тому +3

      Kept the gameplay same too...

    • @stealthbrawler
      @stealthbrawler 3 роки тому +4

      @@MrStimpson38 I'm pretty sure that because bluepoint garnered such good faith with the companies it worked with that they're being made into a full on studio by Sony that will work on their own games now. I may be mis-remembering, but I'm sure that's the case.

  • @jackdaniel3135
    @jackdaniel3135 3 роки тому +173

    Oh my god. Your analogy to Half Life: Source PERFECTLY sums up what’s going on here! This is a modern HL:S, an instance of “yeah we can port everything directly and polish it, but should we?”

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 3 роки тому +15

      This isn't even a case of porting to a new, better engine. Unless handled properly, the Unreal engine only serves to provide the bare minimum in regards to functionality. Clearly, rockstar saw this project on paper, and thought to themselves that this was a great idea. Clearly, it's proven itself to not be.

    • @DoctorDeath147
      @DoctorDeath147 3 роки тому +26

      And the biggest difference is that Valve allowed modders to make a better version while Rockstar sued the modders who could do better. Scummy Rockstar

    • @myfellowsonicfans7131
      @myfellowsonicfans7131 3 роки тому +3

      RedMatter yeah facts, they literally just like ran the old games source code thru a script so it could compile as an Unreal game. Bam instant unreal engine tier graphics, no more work required (and obvious no more work done)
      Games a lazy broken mess.

    • @koniczka2000
      @koniczka2000 3 роки тому

      Exact 69th like

    • @decriper1097
      @decriper1097 3 роки тому

      at least valve didnt remove the original half life

  • @lillordakira9752
    @lillordakira9752 Рік тому +5

    Vice City could've added back the dialogue with Haitian-Cuban gang war.

  • @Gurman360
    @Gurman360 3 роки тому +85

    Those menu sounds from all three games were so unique and nostalgic for me. I can't believe they would change it to be all the same.

  • @AAKVII
    @AAKVII 3 роки тому +148

    Wait til Expanded and enhanced drops. This will really be the icing on the cake.

    • @fuzzeden6602
      @fuzzeden6602 3 роки тому +10

      completely forgot about expanded and enhanced because of the GTA 3D trilogy remaster, can't wait to see how much it flops

    • @derekhofstetler3998
      @derekhofstetler3998 3 роки тому

      I feel like it's just me who enjoys the game so far. (Only played GTA3 till now)

    • @NeedSomeVisine
      @NeedSomeVisine 3 роки тому

      please dont get on my ass but what are you talking about?

    • @fuzzeden6602
      @fuzzeden6602 3 роки тому

      @@NeedSomeVisine GTA 5 expanded and enhanced, basically "remastering the graphics" but from the looks of it and from what little effort that has been put into the GTA 3d trilogy remaster, it's gonna be shit

    • @Kronos0999
      @Kronos0999 3 роки тому

      @d R That's not how it works, we need to make money

  • @ZlatkoTheGod
    @ZlatkoTheGod 3 роки тому +168

    Ironically, Rockstar themselves summarized the "definitive" edition best:
    "I poke my head out of the gutter for one freaking second and fate shovels SHIT, in my face."

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 3 роки тому +19

      @Ar S What are you gonna do?

    • @TESGAMEchannel
      @TESGAMEchannel 3 роки тому +14

      @@ZlatkoTheGod I'll drop by your office tomorrow so we can start sorting this mess out.

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 3 роки тому +7

      @@TESGAMEchannel >Rosenberg walking to his office unskippable cutscene*
      >Car door opening and closing
      *Billy Jean is not my lover (Michael Jackson noises)*

    • @TESGAMEchannel
      @TESGAMEchannel 3 роки тому +8

      @@ZlatkoTheGod Players proceed to take a ride down the streets of Vice, all the while jamming out to the radio. Before long, the song gets cut off. The radio host warns of a storm shortly going to swoop down on the city and the bridges being closed on that account. By the time the song resumes, the players are pulling up to the Ocean View hotel.

    • @ZlatkoTheGod
      @ZlatkoTheGod 3 роки тому +4

      @@TESGAMEchannel Hello Sonny.

  • @deralbtraumritter8573
    @deralbtraumritter8573 2 роки тому +3

    It's like Ubisoft and their games:
    They'll release :
    Standard Edition
    Deluxe Edition
    Ultimate Edition
    But include stuff ONLY AVAILABLE in the Deluxe Edition...even though using the word "Ultimate" implies it contains the "Ultimate Compilation of Content".
    Then again, Ubisoft is famous for releasing an Ultimate Edition, then a year later Re-release another Ultimate Edition for full price (and have a sale on the old ULT ED a week before they release the new ULT ED. Like with what they did with Ghost Recon Breakpoint).

  • @simple-commentator-not-rea7345
    @simple-commentator-not-rea7345 3 роки тому +26

    This UA-camr called "Welcome to the 80's" not only did he managed to perfectly overhaul the visuals for the Vice City cutscenes, he also adapted the 80's visual style. HE should have been in charge of remastering these games

  • @Neckromorph
    @Neckromorph 3 роки тому +88

    Soulless is a good description. I've been trying to think of ways to describe how I feel the remasters look. The textures are just way too "polished" and "clean". They make the game look very simplistic, bland and a bit creepy. I feel so bad for anyone playing these games for the first time with the Definitive Edition. Truly a downgrade.

  • @nickzakrath7080
    @nickzakrath7080 3 роки тому +48

    Crowcbat's going to have a field day.

  • @vezyot4714
    @vezyot4714 3 роки тому +8

    Definitely with you on the rain. That DAMNED rain! I planned on playing the series in order but it didn't really matter too much story-wise so went with Vice City, which is also my personal favourite other than IV (Serbian Immigrant in New York?! YES!) But although there are many setbacks from the originals and having loved GTA since the first release and still own all the original copies, even that questionable "remaster" of SA for 360, PS3 and PC, was also terrible. The planes would randomly disappear when flying overhead which was one thing I loved about the original SA was all the cool NPC things going on... CJ's sisters head being a completely different colour than her body.
    Bought the Definitive on my XBOX One and so far definitely noticed small things that piss me off right off the bat, especially cars blowing up has screwed up so many missions, and again THE RAIN! But all in all, as much as there are many negative things about it, being as old as they were as mentioned, at least there was an effort in general. Lazy? Yeah, but an effort nonetheless and it is nice to be able to play them on a more modern console and still have yet to be deterred from my childhood favourite series of games other than Sly Cooper.
    Being said, thank you for all your effort in making this video and I am with ya! Just hope it hasn't killed your love for them too much. GTA V on the other hand ruined mine with missing the deadline to swap my character from PS3 to XB1 and they wouldn't help so I stopped playing since I lost a year of progress of consistent playing and went with RDR2 and loved it more. Lol
    Cheers to many more good vids, man! Cheers!

  • @Supercon57
    @Supercon57 3 роки тому +106

    The PS2 versions are the definitive versions
    No cut songs, no patched missions
    As intended

    • @yenkocamaro6965
      @yenkocamaro6965 3 роки тому +4

      Og Xbox versions run a little better too, why remaster something that was already perfect?

    • @princegroove
      @princegroove 3 роки тому +2

      Facts.

    • @zydian_
      @zydian_ 3 роки тому +2

      + filters that arent in a single other version (especially vc). This also counts for Bully (and a multitude of other multiplatform games).

    • @princegroove
      @princegroove 3 роки тому

      @@yenkocamaro6965 PlayStation 2 was the console that everyone played on, so as usual Xbox was a joke.

    • @Supercon57
      @Supercon57 3 роки тому +1

      @@yenkocamaro6965 IMO the Xbox versions were a bit gimmicky
      The GTA3 Xbox versions had those high res hands that were... interesting
      But the Xbox versions were definitely better than the anniversary editions or the "definitive" editions

  • @Keepontakingit
    @Keepontakingit 3 роки тому +233

    Sad situation all around. This trilogy is iconic and deserves so much more

    • @edgarp66
      @edgarp66 3 роки тому +25

      Agree. This was a lazy nostalgia cash grab.

    • @Mankey619
      @Mankey619 3 роки тому +2

      They could’ve taken their time into making this trilogy and given it a proper graphical enhancement here and there but nope Rockstar is just went to the lazy route and didn’t bother spending enough time and effort into making this an amazing looking definitive version we’ve promised to get. The only good definitive edition I can think of is the Halo Master Chief collection and also Mafia the definitive edition.

    • @lizardqueen6041
      @lizardqueen6041 3 роки тому +3

      It's like Silent Hill HD Remaster all over again...

    • @dazitmane8905
      @dazitmane8905 3 роки тому +1

      @@edgarp66 all remakes/remasters are cheap cash grabs.

    • @edgarp66
      @edgarp66 3 роки тому

      @@dazitmane8905 i wouldnt say that.. remakes like RE or demons souls actually are better

  • @rickykeim2005
    @rickykeim2005 3 роки тому +194

    these Games are so Iconic they really should have just rebuilt them completely. we could have played these games with the shooting controls from the newer games. Rockstar makes so much money every year this just comes off as extremely lazy and the fact that they Butchered the Vice City Soundtrack makes me sad too as I used to spend hours just driving around listening to it.

    • @gagejohnathan9641
      @gagejohnathan9641 3 роки тому +12

      Or just.
      Y'know
      Released the definitive edition as a texture and model pack.

    • @sejtanskifazoni5752
      @sejtanskifazoni5752 3 роки тому +4

      Thats why its called Remaster not Remake

    • @jlong908
      @jlong908 3 роки тому +2

      Nah I think they are too arcady for something like the RAGE engine. I would have preferred straight up ports of the Xbox Versions with the modern gameplay enhancements of this current remaster.
      Some of the voice actors are dead and the original quality audio just won't fit if it was completely rebuilt.

    • @AhmadWahelsa
      @AhmadWahelsa 3 роки тому +8

      @@sejtanskifazoni5752 Then why the $60 pricetag? Bethesda and CDPR offers next gen upgrade for free to those who owns it, even Mafia DE is cheaper which is $40, Know your products, don't be a cow to a company, and company should treat their customers as a KING, not the other way around.

    • @channel45853
      @channel45853 3 роки тому +1

      @@AhmadWahelsa no, he ain't shilling. Just informing. Remakes and remasters are different things. Remasters are taking a game and building on top of it. Remakes are rebuilding the same game from Scratch with newer hardware and innovations to the game.

  • @pangtundure
    @pangtundure 11 місяців тому +2

    First thing I did was download
    1.Rain Fix
    2.Draw Distance Fix
    3.Sound fix for each gane corresponding to their og counterpart
    4.Font pack
    5. Road Texture for 3 and VC
    6. Xbox Pack for 3 texture
    7. High res Texture for SA
    8. Color fix for Radio icons and Map 🗺️ legends to match the art 🎨 style of the games
    9. The Environment effective fix for 3 like Greenish 🍏 and gritty , colorful Poppy 🩷 for VC, weather for SA and the iconic Orange 🍊 haze
    10. COMPLETELY FORGOT the Appropriate Water 🌊💦 Texture for each Fukin game

  • @prossnip42
    @prossnip42 3 роки тому +82

    You know, at first i wanted to say that this looks like a graphical mod you'd find on the Nexus or Moddb but that would be an insult to actual GTA graphical mods that are there and completely free

    • @yttriusk
      @yttriusk 3 роки тому

      was that a reference to pyro's video on PyroLive

  • @cheeki3reeki893
    @cheeki3reeki893 3 роки тому +351

    1.0 without removed songs and with silentpatch is still the best option. Now compare Mafia and Mafia: DE to eg GTA SA and GTA SA: DE.

    • @Indochicyon
      @Indochicyon 3 роки тому +4

      Optional: add the SkyGfx graphics mod for that PS2 ambience.

    • @kizoaoy7423
      @kizoaoy7423 3 роки тому +2

      @@beegdawg While War Drum Studio's made this disaster, Rockstar or Take Two's greedy asses who should've announced a delay to early 2022

    • @beegyoshi6525
      @beegyoshi6525 3 роки тому +6

      You can even add ragdoll physics to GTA SA(which works really well) , as well as autosave.

    • @johnkittz
      @johnkittz 3 роки тому +2

      Look at mafia 2 de and mafia 3 de. Stop nitpicking mafia de. It was a complete remake of one game. These are 3 full gta games you want remade which would take at the least 5 - 7 years especially if you want a finished product.

    • @maxim196
      @maxim196 3 роки тому +1

      Plus Skygfx for PS2 atmosphere graphics

  • @ddjsoyenby
    @ddjsoyenby 3 роки тому +588

    this looks like something you'd make in unity or unreal 4 for practice.

    • @Sus3214
      @Sus3214 3 роки тому +32

      it is made in unreal 4 😂

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 3 роки тому +37

      @@Sus3214 they ported the models, fucked them up in some cases, removed stuff and ctrl+c/v the code, then paid some things in the store and shipped it. I think there wasnt even a single QA tester and if yes, then god they did an awful job

    • @danielmiller3596
      @danielmiller3596 3 роки тому

      If you planned on keeping your day job…😒😒

    • @zolikoff
      @zolikoff 3 роки тому +3

      Aw shit you just gave away their trade secret!

    • @DACatface
      @DACatface 3 роки тому +3

      @@RaskaTheFurry I saw someone on LinkedIn sharing a screenshot of their name in the QA section of the credits, so they definitely had a few at least.
      but QA can't fix anything, they will just list issues for Devs to work on .

  • @roxashenry8315
    @roxashenry8315 3 роки тому +2

    14:54 "the sky is blue, the grass is green and I eat three square meals if you know what I mean"

  • @MJPamuru20
    @MJPamuru20 3 роки тому +869

    That Batman quote about “Living long enough to see yourself become the villain” seems so apt for Rockstar right now! From 2001 to 2018 they were the greatest developers to ever make video games, seeing rockstar’s logo on a game was like a guaranteed seal of top quality content. It’s a real shame to see what they’ve become!

    • @AvoidFearless
      @AvoidFearless 3 роки тому +35

      Could not agree more, me and my brothers used to love every game they created until now with this and how many times they’re re-releasing GTAV…

    • @husseinmujtaba6457
      @husseinmujtaba6457 3 роки тому +80

      I swear buddy rockstar were like the Quentin Tarantino of gaming, now they are going on the same line as Ubisoft and EA

    • @randomhiphop5055
      @randomhiphop5055 3 роки тому +44

      They started ruining gta V before 2018. RDR2 was cool but I already was getting tired of them by then

    • @MJPamuru20
      @MJPamuru20 3 роки тому +59

      @@randomhiphop5055 true but, no denying RDR2 was an incredible technical achievement, that’s why I went as far as 2018 but, yes, definitely start ruining GTA V before 2018

    • @Jasonvoorhees57469
      @Jasonvoorhees57469 3 роки тому +37

      Rockstar became the villain after GTA online became a huge cash cow.

  • @kindainteresting8653
    @kindainteresting8653 3 роки тому +104

    There is just no visual consistency with this remaster.
    The old versions objectively had worse technology but still look better because the models, graphics, textures and lighting all complimented each other.
    With this remaster, we have realistic, modern lighting mixed in with cartoony models that look like they came out of a PS2 game (because they did).

    • @Djou-Karl
      @Djou-Karl 3 роки тому +2

      They probably had worse technology back in the day but it sure felt like it was used to its fullest. This feels like the team was spread way too thin to work on three separate games.

    • @TrialRagnarok66
      @TrialRagnarok66 3 роки тому

      Sadly, that's what crap companies think a remaster is, just slapping the latest light engine and upping the textures from 512p to 720p. That's why I hate the remastered Mass Effect Trilogy. Yeah, they fixed some stuff but the original lighting the game had was to create atmosphere, now that the new engine uses regular lighting to make it looks more like real light, they messed up their style horribly.

    • @Wintd1
      @Wintd1 3 роки тому

      @@TrialRagnarok66 At least in the case of the remastered Mass Effect trilogy you can still buy the original three games on digital storefronts for PC if you wanted to, and EA wasn't depraved enough to illegalize mods for them either.

  • @TheRealDan0il
    @TheRealDan0il 3 роки тому +99

    I knew this """definitive""" edition was gonna suck from the moment they showed it off. The worst thing about being a pessimist is being right all the time.

    • @yankoelgueta1116
      @yankoelgueta1116 3 роки тому +19

      You mean a realist, i saw this shit coming cus Rockstar sucks so much nowdays and they're lazy idiots

    • @vrapbrap
      @vrapbrap 3 роки тому +1

      It do be like that. I already set my expectations super low. With GTA3 I expected nothing. Take one of the most boring games of all time and shine it a bit, it's still boring, shocker. I still had a tiny, tiiiiiny spark of hope for san andreas, but once it was revealed to be a giant pile of shit. I felt no disappointment as I my pessimistic ways of thinking never allow me to get truly let down.
      It's fun to see how these games will never get even a half decent "remaster" or a good, functioning way to play them on modern hardware in all their glory, without issues. I hope that in 200 years, these games become completely unplayable, relics lost to time.

    • @captaincrunch6011
      @captaincrunch6011 3 роки тому +3

      @@vrapbrap Emulation.
      You do realize Emulation exists? How do you think all the people playing Super Mario 64 in it's full glory are doing? Getting a Nintendo 64 nowadays is impossible, let alone get a cartridge of Super Mario 64
      So people emulate all of the golden age games to enjoy them, from any system or game
      Is this piracy? Yes. It's piracy.
      Do I give a fuck? No. I don't give a flying fuck because I'm not gonna hunt down a Super Mario 64.

    • @SynphamyMusic
      @SynphamyMusic 3 роки тому

      @@captaincrunch6011 I don't think it's that difficult to get your hands on an N64... It's a lot harder to find an N64 controller in good condition without a creeky sticky analogue though.

    • @captaincrunch6011
      @captaincrunch6011 3 роки тому +1

      @@SynphamyMusic Trueeeeeeeeee
      And yeah you are very right! If you live in the USA I think you won't have THAT much trouble finding an N64 BUT if your me and your from the middle east GOOD LUCK FINDING AN N64
      this is probably due to how no one ever bought an N64 when it released in the middle east and was hugely destroyed by the PS market, even the Xbox didn't stand a chance here :(
      Don't get me wrong, PS2 and PS3 Took 50% of my childhood lol (rest 50% is from PC Games, most ones coming from Valve and Minecraft) but it sucks in the future now knowing how impossible it is to get your hands on one without spending A LOT of cash.

  • @tauhedushsalam3877
    @tauhedushsalam3877 2 роки тому +1

    I am a Unreal Engine game developer (previously a Rockstar North developer) and it sickens me just looking at these simple mistakes such as clipping, collision box issues, character mesh colliding, texture overlapping etc. The fact is that 90% of these issues can be solved by just regenerating the collision mesh by just a simple click on the Regenerate button in the Unreal Project viewer, Making some changes to clipping objects by changing the XYZ cords in the level editor etc.

  • @trapez77
    @trapez77 3 роки тому +56

    I miss Claude having that cold look of indifference from the ps2 version

  • @ZeFluffyKnight
    @ZeFluffyKnight 3 роки тому +90

    Mods make a better definitive edition, this is just depressing.

  • @the_merc9918
    @the_merc9918 3 роки тому +61

    Imagine being a company so big with such docile customers, that whatever crap you put on the market, they buy anyway. They’ve created such a consumerist culture that people spend not only what they afford, but also what they don’t afford.

    • @tommyvercetti2566
      @tommyvercetti2566 3 роки тому +2

      It's $60. If you can't afford that it's because you mismanage your finances terribly.

    • @gray3157
      @gray3157 3 роки тому

      Apple Inc xD

    • @tommyvercetti2566
      @tommyvercetti2566 3 роки тому +1

      @d R I grew up in poverty. Your assumption is incorrect. I don't piss money away drinking it or buying fast food, but when I see something that will entertain me for a long period of time I weigh it out and make a decision to buy it. 3 games at $20 each that I'll put at least 10 hours into is not a bad entertainment investment. $60 dollars is not that hard to come by when you have no time limit.

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 3 роки тому +1

      "Imagine being a company so big with such docile customers, that whatever crap you put on the market, they buy anyway."
      you mean Apple, right ?
      ( and yes, they do often use the argument, that im too poor... I have money, i can buy it right now from the get go... but im not stupid )

    • @RaskaTheFurry
      @RaskaTheFurry 3 роки тому +5

      @@tommyvercetti2566 or you can just download the OG version and have more fun as its less broken and has the feeling that it intended to have instead of generic feeling they all have.

  • @GrandTonka
    @GrandTonka 2 роки тому +2

    17:12 I've never in my life thought i'd be seeing a puddle of "blood" looking like chunks of red leather