Menopause Is A Sick Sick Joke. Heather Land

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  • Опубліковано 5 лют 2024
  • Menopause is a sick sick joke, or at least thats how Hether Land feels in this clip from her first ever Dry Bar comedy special. In this clip Heather talks about the symptoms of menopause and why they are the absolute worst. Whether you're someone who is experiencing menopause, or you're just someone looking for a good laugh, this clip from Heather Land is sure to have you laughing from start to finish.
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  • @FreemanPennington-je5tn
    @FreemanPennington-je5tn 4 місяці тому +78

    My wife started menopause at 45 which is early she's not hateful but she cries a lot and has all the other symptoms all we can do is comfort them the best that we can

    • @MargieM10
      @MargieM10 4 місяці тому +5

      Make sure she stays away from hormones. It gets better!

    • @MadJenno
      @MadJenno 4 місяці тому +3

      That’s not early that’s pretty normal .

    • @FreemanPennington-je5tn
      @FreemanPennington-je5tn 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MadJenno from what I've read menopause is usually between 50 and 55 years old to begin with

    • @FreemanPennington-je5tn
      @FreemanPennington-je5tn 4 місяці тому +3

      @@MargieM10 thanks for the info I'm just going to keep comforting her and doing all I can for her

    • @MargieM10
      @MargieM10 4 місяці тому +5

      @@FreemanPennington-je5tn I think the age range has really changed recently. I started around 47. Girls are starting puberty earlier so I'm sure it's related. Good luck to both of you!

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 4 місяці тому +35

    Yes!! Swing that wig off with pride! She so very skillfully walked that tightrope of making health issues funny without making it a sob fest or too dark of a pity party. Bravo!

  • @flamingpieherman9822
    @flamingpieherman9822 4 місяці тому +35

    I started perimenopause at 33. Had a baby at 36 and got thrown out until I was 40 and then restarted it... And since 54 (now almost 57) hard menopause.
    All I can tell everyone is too reduce your sugar. Reduce your carbs, increase your sea salt. Increase your intake of citrus and berries...
    My hot flashes have almost disappeared because of the increase in salt and the increase in citrus..
    menopause caused my blood pressure to go up from 124 over 78 to 170/106.. but when I got rid of the sugar and started taking the salt, it is now going back down to 134 over 85. You should have about 2000 to 3,000 mg of salt a day...

    • @MadJenno
      @MadJenno 4 місяці тому +2

      I was diagnosed with perimenopause at 33 also. X

    • @eugenianovillo4136
      @eugenianovillo4136 4 місяці тому

      Please don't give medical advice! Most people if they get 3 grams of salt per day will get kidney stones. There are no two identical bodies. Just let people know that they should consult with a doctor

  • @ORVONTON64
    @ORVONTON64 4 місяці тому +20

    Why even bother with the wig… she got a head to pull off the look… just roll with it girl!

  • @katelinnett9020
    @katelinnett9020 4 місяці тому +4

    Ten seconds in I noticed the wig, but just chalked it up to a medical issue...cancer, perhaps. And right away I found myself thinking how good it must feel to take it off when she gets home, and why bother with it at all? I was delighted when she finally whipped it off...she looks fabulous!!! Rock that buzz cut, baby!!!

  • @mztweety1374
    @mztweety1374 4 місяці тому +9

    Omg! I can’t fit my favorite work pants anymore. My memory is shot. The food cravings are ridiculous and I’m on my fourth neck fan! I’m going on a patch this week😂😂😂

  • @serenakoleno9338
    @serenakoleno9338 3 місяці тому +2

    Great show! Thanks for the laughs. Ditching the wig would mess with the joke. I hope you don't wear it all the time. I breezed through menopause but had nausea all day long first trimester of both pregnancies. It's like we get a break. 😂 Hopefully no woman suffers through painful periods, morning sickness all day long AND menopause 😂

  • @DebLavern
    @DebLavern 4 місяці тому +4

    I was so happy to see this video just to hear you say “I ain’t doing it”. LOL! I loved when you took that wig off. Menopause is tough but we women are stronger because of it.

    • @mariatown95
      @mariatown95 2 місяці тому +1

      I think she looks better without the wig. I am so close to shaving mine. It is so freaking hot!

  • @yvettebennett6170
    @yvettebennett6170 4 місяці тому +5

    Talent! You can take this serious topic and make it so funny.
    You can rock it without the wig! 😊

  • @Silver_Stitcher
    @Silver_Stitcher 4 місяці тому +8

    Totally hilarious 😂 absolutely beautiful ❤🥰💐🦋

  • @akgirl9973
    @akgirl9973 4 місяці тому +10

    😂😂😂😂This hits so close to home 😂

  • @friend757
    @friend757 4 місяці тому +21

    Incredibly cute without the wig!

    • @hp1515
      @hp1515 4 місяці тому +1

      Right?!?

  • @christinalott2819
    @christinalott2819 19 днів тому

    I'm in perimenopause and I WISH my hair would finally thin. That's the one symptom I've been looking forward to. I've had thick, curly, frizzy hair my whole life. Of course, I have EVERY other perimenopause symptom, but my hair is now thicker, and longer, and curlier, and frizzier than ever. Seriously, you can have some of mine if you want!

  • @GaryParvis1776
    @GaryParvis1776 4 місяці тому +2

    Getting Fluffy!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @MjMurphy777
    @MjMurphy777 4 місяці тому +10

    Wow! You should ditch that wig! You’re fine without it.👍

  • @russellfamilyfunnyfarm
    @russellfamilyfunnyfarm 4 місяці тому +4

    Thank you for sharing! I'm 45 and within the last two months like 90% of my hair has fallen out. What little I still have left is mostly short,brittle gray ones. It's kind of devastating. I also have autoimmune problems, psoriasis, hypothyroidism, PCOS, fibroids, etc. Been debating getting a wig. No way could I rock a shaved head with all the psoriasis on it. I wish I could be 35 and healthy again...

    • @emaboo592
      @emaboo592 4 місяці тому +8

      I'm sure you've had tons of unsolicited advice, but you sound like you could use a sliver of hope. Look up Dr. Ken Berry, Dr Kiltz, Dr Shawn Baker, Dr Anthony Chaffee on UA-cam. There are many more, but they advocate the same thing, and I have never felt better in my entire adult life and never plan to go back to how I was living before! Food is medicine, and the proper human diet is powerful ❤️ best of luck to you!

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 Місяць тому +1

      *hug*

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 4 місяці тому +3

    Vitamin E every day helps the hot flashes big time!! I’m 48! I went 8 months without a menstrual period and after 12, you’re in menopause! Then nature said, “nope, just kidding!” And Ive have a “normal” cycle the past 3 months 😂😂😂

  • @mikejettusa
    @mikejettusa 4 місяці тому +6

    It's always impressive to me when someone makes something very very serious into an awesomely funny 😂🤣 bit. Great job 👏😂

  • @ConnieByham-tu7et
    @ConnieByham-tu7et 22 дні тому

    Real,And real funny. You look great without the wig.

  • @Watchtrain
    @Watchtrain 4 місяці тому +16

    You look lovely without the wig!!! Keep doing you gal and we will try and keep up.

  • @numa.k
    @numa.k 4 місяці тому +2

    Naaaaw, take that wig off! I love the cut and color of your real hair 😍😍😍!!!

  • @louiselincoln
    @louiselincoln 4 місяці тому +4

    Grue?! She looks like Katy Perry! Gorgeous lady. Keep it up Heather, I'm pre-menopausal and prepping myself for the road ahead. Good to be able to laugh. :D

  • @TheSuburban15
    @TheSuburban15 4 місяці тому +2

    I don't know. Smell it.
    😂

  • @debbieochoa8525
    @debbieochoa8525 4 місяці тому +6

    Hilarious 😂 beautiful lady. It will get better 🫂🙏💕🙋‍♀️

  • @whorn9295
    @whorn9295 4 місяці тому

    Very funny beautiful lady 😆💗🙏🙏🙏

  • @joesantos2455
    @joesantos2455 4 місяці тому +3

    She doesn't look bad without the Wig.

  • @ConnieByham-tu7et
    @ConnieByham-tu7et 22 дні тому

    But still you look good with the wig, you are so good, love you.

  • @chocolatefrenzieya
    @chocolatefrenzieya 4 місяці тому

    This could be me haha! Funny cuz it's true...

  • @terfalicious
    @terfalicious 4 місяці тому +3

    Real, and real funny!

  • @GAMINGOBRIEN69
    @GAMINGOBRIEN69 4 місяці тому

    I really didn't notice that was a wig

  • @SongOfSongsOneTwelve
    @SongOfSongsOneTwelve 4 місяці тому

    7:59 😅😂

  • @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328
    @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 4 місяці тому

    Perimenopause at 38 😮‍💨😮‍💨 it's rough

  • @FigaroHey
    @FigaroHey 4 місяці тому +1

    I had NO menopause symptoms apart from a TINY unrepeated blip in my thyroid. I think it's from no meat and minimal dairy products or eggs for the past 25 years. No ingestion of animal or synthetic hormones? No idea, just a guess.

  • @lyndseyaston2983
    @lyndseyaston2983 4 місяці тому +1

    Great honest humour!

  • @johnanthonycafe2993
    @johnanthonycafe2993 3 місяці тому +1

    Brutally honest - she looked more attractive with the short hair at the end.

  • @aliciatrottier3724
    @aliciatrottier3724 3 місяці тому

    GRU! LMAO

  • @matokaknox971
    @matokaknox971 4 місяці тому

    She actually looks better without the wig. She's gorgeous.

  • @lioness3963
    @lioness3963 4 місяці тому +1

    You are funny and gorgeous ..Beautiful without the wig

  • @remyllebeau77
    @remyllebeau77 4 місяці тому +1

    Doctors can really mess you up. I wish more people would try Carnivore.

  • @muskanrathoure1529
    @muskanrathoure1529 3 місяці тому

    Menopausal sleep disturbances were taking a toll on my well-being. Since incorporating Eve Plus Capsules from Planet Ayurveda, my sleep quality has improved, and I wake up feeling refreshed.

  • @UnforgivenTrucker
    @UnforgivenTrucker 4 місяці тому

    Im just glad that I stopped seeing her with that Snapchat filter saying "I'm not going to do it." or whatever her hook was.

  • @user-zq5wp5mk4v
    @user-zq5wp5mk4v 4 місяці тому +2

    She's FUNNY. and not Once did she talk about Periods or her "Va-jay"

    • @ayliun
      @ayliun 2 місяці тому +1

      Shows you exactly who’s putting these people in the spotlight

  • @TieraOwens
    @TieraOwens 4 місяці тому

    😂😂🤣🤣😂

  • @TheRedGameboy
    @TheRedGameboy 4 місяці тому

    I was expecting her to tell a joke about having a scarf over her head and ppl asking her what stage of cancer she's in.

  • @nancyzehr3679
    @nancyzehr3679 4 місяці тому +9

    what a pretty lady! amd those pants...!

  • @johnraymond1520
    @johnraymond1520 3 місяці тому +1

    You're funny as all get out

  • @sarahsarah2534
    @sarahsarah2534 4 місяці тому +2

    She clearly got her jabs.

  • @Frejborg
    @Frejborg 4 місяці тому +10

    Was this comedy, or a therapy session?

    • @bubzilla6137
      @bubzilla6137 4 місяці тому +7

      For some folks, probably a little bit of both! Lol! 🤣😂 Seriously, comedy is often also therapy... 🙂🙂🙂

    • @jesseforce9933
      @jesseforce9933 4 місяці тому

      That's why a lot of new female comedians are not funny. (Most of them cover if they want kids/friends are getting married, going to therapy, and sleeping around)
      Nobody wants to hear your nihilistic dildo self-therapy session on stage.
      The female comedians on Comedy Central Presents 20 years ago where miles ahead of where the female comedians are now.

    • @mztweety1374
      @mztweety1374 4 місяці тому +2

      Both. We are not alone.

  • @AncientBells
    @AncientBells 4 місяці тому +5

    Men get womenopause..

  • @cherylcovier4878
    @cherylcovier4878 4 місяці тому

    I think you are prettier without the wig.

  • @nillehessy
    @nillehessy 3 місяці тому

    i know
    i would recommend eatting all the thing u like with the right cholesterol
    cholesterol = oestrogene for woman and testosterone for man
    so not what doctors will say to u and been saying for last 50 years and got paid for it to say
    saluut and God bless

  • @user-zq5wp5mk4v
    @user-zq5wp5mk4v 4 місяці тому

    Ok . . .
    so NOW can everyone please SHUTUP about that whole "weaker vessel" thang

  • @1in7-Twist
    @1in7-Twist 4 місяці тому +2

    Wow this was depressing...

  • @kaamranmohammad1584
    @kaamranmohammad1584 4 місяці тому

    Young girls with beautiful hair would like to look pretty with their youthful hair.. I was wondering what happens to them the moment she notices the first strand of grey! It happened to me as a guy as I was growing up out of my younger years.
    The wisdom of the 'hijab' in all major religions is profound I feel..

    • @maurizioalbera
      @maurizioalbera 4 місяці тому +1

      Yup. Profound as a toxic dump.

    • @becominghero9754
      @becominghero9754 Місяць тому +1

      Forcing anyone into it is evil. You know about the girls recently killed in Iran, right? If someone wants to, fine. But let's be careful what we're advocating here.
      And for the record, I celebrated my first strand of grey, as a woman. It meant I'd actually lived, and wasn't a nobody anymore without expertise or knowledge.

  • @mountainjeff
    @mountainjeff 4 місяці тому

    This is comedy?

  • @ryanhultman7712
    @ryanhultman7712 4 місяці тому +1

    Seeing as you want to be the man of the house you can never be my woman but you're pretty darn funny.

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 4 місяці тому

      Why not? I'm sure you would be a good "woman of the house".

  • @jeffw7862
    @jeffw7862 4 місяці тому +1

    My wife experienced menopause and became a complete CVNT

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 4 місяці тому +4

      Don't blame menopause when the cause was probably living with you.

    • @jeffw7862
      @jeffw7862 4 місяці тому

      @@grumpyoldguy-oc4zl says a menopausal cvnt

  • @virginiaportela9758
    @virginiaportela9758 4 місяці тому +2

    When I heard the first "Yall" I knew I couldn't go further: no laugh will erase the allergy to teenagers on their forties.

    • @fakenamerton2568
      @fakenamerton2568 4 місяці тому +6

      Yall is also a regional dialect word regardless of age.

    • @GenXfrom75
      @GenXfrom75 4 місяці тому +6

      That makes no sense. Southerners of ALL ages say “y’all.” 🙄

    • @GenXfrom75
      @GenXfrom75 4 місяці тому +4

      @@fakenamerton2568thank you! I say y’all at least 20 times a day! 😂

    • @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl
      @grumpyoldguy-oc4zl 4 місяці тому +3

      M0r0n

    • @marysummer08
      @marysummer08 4 місяці тому +5

      It’s a southern dialect, please educate yourself

  • @glorbojibbins2485
    @glorbojibbins2485 4 місяці тому +3

    Thought that was a man

  • @sigor2011
    @sigor2011 4 місяці тому +1

    I dont care

  • @SUPER_WOLFMOON
    @SUPER_WOLFMOON 4 місяці тому

    Spider veins, another fun part of being an old woman. I worked at a summer school and we had to go on a swimming field trip. More than one child asked, "What is that? on my legs." Then another child said, "That looks like Groot." I said, "Oh, yeah, I can transform into a tree." These 5 year olds looked at me like I was magical the rest of the summer! Meanwhile I am reminded everyday I look at my legs, and I don't feel very magical. ❤️‍🩹 Kidding, it's like every other day.

  • @MediaLieDetector
    @MediaLieDetector 4 місяці тому +1

    She isn’t helping the women can be funny effort.