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  • @seebarino
    @seebarino 6 років тому +39198

    Two to the one from the one to the three
    My name is Connor
    You can count on me.
    I was lucky to find you at the fifth bar.
    It didn’t have a plan,
    Maybe it didn’t go far.
    Three to the one from the one to the three
    I can understand if you decide not to trust me
    They might join us and shift the balance of power
    *You want to infiltrate the CyberLife tower?*
    You’ve got to help me, lieutenant.
    I know the solution is in there.
    *You know where you can stick your instructions?*
    No, where?
    I don’t know...
    I don’t know.

    • @lucifer82666
      @lucifer82666 6 років тому +1344

      *I D U N N O*

    • @chilldogs5444
      @chilldogs5444 6 років тому +233

      HE

    • @ThatBoiCade
      @ThatBoiCade 6 років тому +685

      Where?
      ??
      I don't know...
      I don't know.
      ???
      ???
      ???
      ???
      ???

    • @Nova-vv8et
      @Nova-vv8et 6 років тому +154

      PastelPoofy Clouds Sorry lieutenant

    • @badadviceyoda2616
      @badadviceyoda2616 6 років тому +326

      And that mystery still plagues him to this day.
      Or it would, except the game is set in the future

  • @tk6010
    @tk6010 6 років тому +15044

    You became human in the wrong detroit.

  • @ohtrouxa5861
    @ohtrouxa5861 6 років тому +3969

    this is why my parents pay internet

    • @Funkoh
      @Funkoh 5 років тому +8

      Oh you mean a Vpn if youre in the EU

    • @explayer0202
      @explayer0202 5 років тому +8

      Sabia que era br

    • @ninguem2926
      @ninguem2926 10 місяців тому

      Meus cuzes

  • @RobertL_
    @RobertL_ 5 років тому +17561

    how did I just realize how soft Connor's voice is oh my goodness

    • @theghattlings8995
      @theghattlings8995 4 роки тому +1532

      Sylvii *28 STAB WOUNDS*

    • @itskate03
      @itskate03 4 роки тому +169

      The Ghattlings lmao

    • @lord__pasta
      @lord__pasta 4 роки тому +890

      I put on the game and it showed Connor's eyes and scared everyone in my house by yelling "MY GOD HIS EYES ARE SO SOFT! I LOVE HIS EYES!" And for the entire game, I was yelling at my sister about how soft his eyes are.

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 4 роки тому +294

      @@theghattlings8995 didn't want to leave him a chance, *HUH?*
      he was bleeding... _BAGGING YOU FOR MERCY-_

    • @cowsharkdefin6376
      @cowsharkdefin6376 4 роки тому +94

      Connor is a puppy dog.

  • @isalopes2007
    @isalopes2007 5 років тому +4516

    -You can count on me!
    **two seconds after**
    -I can understand if you decide not to trust me

    • @jumpplay5384
      @jumpplay5384 4 роки тому +27

      WHy iS THerE No rEpLy HerE-
      Shut up.

    • @YellowSabre
      @YellowSabre 4 роки тому +12

      @@jumpplay5384 I didn't say anything

    • @jumpplay5384
      @jumpplay5384 4 роки тому +7

      @@YellowSabre ikr

    • @peak-lofi
      @peak-lofi 3 роки тому +6

      It's from 2 different scenes and im pretty sure 2 different episodes

    • @marina.mandarina
      @marina.mandarina 3 роки тому +5

      it's from different episodes and different situations with different people

  • @procrastinatorqueen
    @procrastinatorqueen 6 років тому +6615

    Connor: Become a Meme

  • @Beau-Knight
    @Beau-Knight 6 років тому +8634

    "They might join us, and shift the balance of power"
    "You wanna infiltrate the CyberLife tower?"
    Best bit. Goes so well

  • @chokothedog
    @chokothedog 5 років тому +4630

    Can we appreciate the perfect music que at “no, where?” And Hank’s reaction

  • @ixine-ct1ty
    @ixine-ct1ty 6 років тому +1334

    MISSION FAILED
    Connor didn't know where he could stick his instruction in
    Amanda: i'm disappointed on you Connor

  • @CsubAzUrmedve
    @CsubAzUrmedve 6 років тому +5979

    Connor: "I like memes."

  • @SweetKilluaChan
    @SweetKilluaChan 6 років тому +1800

    *you infiltrated the wrong cyberlife tower*

    • @jade2003YT
      @jade2003YT 6 років тому +4

      Lol

    • @victormuntean4097
      @victormuntean4097 6 років тому +45

      *YoU wAnT tO InFiLtRaTe ThE cYbErLiFe ToWeR?*

    • @north4789
      @north4789 5 років тому +12

      i don't know... I d o n ' t k n o w ?

    • @UrPPhard
      @UrPPhard 5 років тому +2

      F00l

  • @RahulSingh-zo7sm
    @RahulSingh-zo7sm 4 роки тому +11205

    "You know where you can stick those instructions"
    "No, where?"
    "WHERE?"
    *Pulls out the gun*
    *"WHERE? Lieutenant!"*

    • @Rockin_Robin_
      @Rockin_Robin_ 4 роки тому +677

      Chloe from the menu screen by like: "Well.... that escalated quickly didn't it"

    • @pantarded
      @pantarded 4 роки тому +403

      Fun Fact: when Connor becomes deviant, he actually shits his instructions out.

    • @eandvwiglegames1030
      @eandvwiglegames1030 4 роки тому +66

      Idk why but this comment reminded me of the “Turn your key, Sir” from Wargames (1983)

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels 4 роки тому +22

      @@pantarded woahhh :O

    • @justyoureverydayuser7733
      @justyoureverydayuser7733 4 роки тому +3

      @@eandvwiglegames1030 same

  • @suzannemelbourne1447
    @suzannemelbourne1447 6 років тому +3607

    *You wanna infiltrate the cyber life tower?*

  • @Dan-xx8fx
    @Dan-xx8fx 6 років тому +4922

    *n o , w h e r e ?*

  • @Justin_Joy
    @Justin_Joy 6 років тому +1616

    "Do you know where you can stick your instructions?"
    "No, where"
    Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em

  • @freyabentley7311
    @freyabentley7311 4 роки тому +891

    hank’s confused face after conner didn’t understand his insult gives me life, it makes the video even better lol

    • @-Panna-
      @-Panna- 4 роки тому +29

      I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought this. 😂 And the music is just perfectly timed through that whole scene.

    • @megamanblack4309
      @megamanblack4309 4 роки тому +10

      @@-Panna- You mean with the glass hitting the table at the exact same time as the bing?

    • @-Panna-
      @-Panna- 4 роки тому +23

      @@megamanblack4309 That, and when he turns his face up towards Connor. And Connor's "No. Where?" It's all just so perfectly in sync with the music, lol.

    • @YourNameHere
      @YourNameHere 2 роки тому

      SAIKI PFP

  • @noabinnendijk361
    @noabinnendijk361 5 років тому +3690

    I've watched this video so many times that when I re-watched the gameplay and Connor said "they might join us and shift the balance of power", I said Marcus' response a few seconds earlier than him.
    And my mom, sitting on the other couch and hearing Marcus repeat what I just said in the exact same way, just gave me a long hard look.

  • @saxclari14
    @saxclari14 6 років тому +2051

    "Really starting to piss me off with that *sick beat* Connor"

    • @netherlorde9912
      @netherlorde9912 6 років тому +151

      Sax Clari “Sorry, Lieutenant...”

    • @wolfdeadlock2060
      @wolfdeadlock2060 6 років тому +40

      "Really starting to piss me off with that *sick Connor* Beat"

    • @hutao1080
      @hutao1080 6 років тому +14

      I'm sorry...

    • @saxclari14
      @saxclari14 6 років тому +2

      Hahahaha I love yous all

    • @alexgerassimoff9886
      @alexgerassimoff9886 6 років тому +45

      *proceeds to try and immitate the sick beat*

  • @enolp
    @enolp 6 років тому +2526

    *TwEntY EIgHt StaB WoUNdS!*

    • @khaliah7754
      @khaliah7754 4 роки тому +116

      Didn't want to leave him a chance, *HUH*

    • @thebassist1080
      @thebassist1080 4 роки тому +79

      Did you feel anger? Hate?

    • @angusmacgyver2306
      @angusmacgyver2306 4 роки тому +18

      theBASSIST 3 OMG the fandom is alive!

    • @khaliah7754
      @khaliah7754 4 роки тому +26

      @@angusmacgyver2306 WE ARE ALIVE. WE ARE ALIVE.

    • @angusmacgyver2306
      @angusmacgyver2306 4 роки тому +12

      Khaliah Deya and we still love Connor, right?😂

  • @landonisia
    @landonisia 4 роки тому +967

    Kara: Becomes deviant saving Alice.
    Markus: Becomes deviant by pushing Leo.
    Connor: Becomes deviant by liking dogs.

    • @josephstalin7353
      @josephstalin7353 4 роки тому +82

      john wick is connor in another universe.

    • @rebeccahicks2392
      @rebeccahicks2392 4 роки тому +43

      @@artytalkstodragons The guy with the pigeons is probably the character I feel most sorry for out of the whole game.

    • @quartiermeisterf9875
      @quartiermeisterf9875 3 роки тому +4

      @@rebeccahicks2392 why?

    • @yokaibuster6754
      @yokaibuster6754 3 роки тому +49

      @@quartiermeisterf9875 Rupert didn’t do anything. He became deviant by seeing an android die. He was scared and fled. And even when he was a deviant, he just chilled with birds. He didn’t want to leave them and go to Jericho. The worst thing he has done is push Hank. When you catch him, he pleases with you to let him be free. Then he jumps off the building when Connor cuffs him

    • @punkfotze
      @punkfotze 3 роки тому +7

      @@yokaibuster6754 he just wanted to live

  • @PixelVarnox
    @PixelVarnox 6 років тому +3407

    [Jericho ^]

  • @danieneit6830
    @danieneit6830 6 років тому +617

    Connor saying, "no, where?" Will always be one of my favourite things. That mo cap is just perfect

  • @morganlemons1694
    @morganlemons1694 6 років тому +3899

    Everything can make this song the best thing ever

    • @_its_shu_
      @_its_shu_ 6 років тому +12

      you literally are everywhere. XD

    • @crystletear1224
      @crystletear1224 6 років тому +8

      Lemon daddy

    • @yeldak.8738
      @yeldak.8738 6 років тому +6

      Yay I finally found you at a place where there weren't already 100 people who already found you x3

    • @aqsem9073
      @aqsem9073 6 років тому +3

      Yep you're correct

    • @rainie7829
      @rainie7829 6 років тому +3

      Damn, I thought I lost you this time but here you are...

  • @DryCr1TiKaL1
    @DryCr1TiKaL1 5 років тому +3670

    Connor:you messed with the wrong machin-
    Markus:no u *taps Connor*
    Connor: *i am deviant*

    • @kaisathewolf5161
      @kaisathewolf5161 4 роки тому +289

      Connor: your a deviant!
      Markus: *pulls out uno reverse card* no u
      Connor: *I am deviant*

    • @dlcharkiedraws1617
      @dlcharkiedraws1617 4 роки тому +22

      *claps*

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 роки тому +3

      Depending on your connor path you can be a machine or not a deviant a living being

    • @satan69
      @satan69 4 роки тому

      yes

    • @lava_hd5670
      @lava_hd5670 3 роки тому +5

      Detroit become deviant

  • @OMercifulZadkiel
    @OMercifulZadkiel 6 років тому +3020

    Connor, the android sent by CyberLife: *exists*
    *BREAKING NEWS: Suicide rate drops to 0%*

    • @radmila_1111
      @radmila_1111 6 років тому +47

      黒い薔薇魔女 exсept Connor can commit suicide himself, so it’s not really 0% lol

    • @OMercifulZadkiel
      @OMercifulZadkiel 6 років тому +158

      1. It's a meme
      2. We don't talk about that here

    • @hypercell1016
      @hypercell1016 6 років тому +16

      But what about Hancc

    • @blanketfort
      @blanketfort 6 років тому +56

      hypercell101 sorry we dont talk about that here either

    • @hypercell1016
      @hypercell1016 6 років тому +8

      blanket fort Sorry.

  • @Kashimaro
    @Kashimaro 6 років тому +1232

    *Amanda distrust*

    • @ZigZagKangaroo
      @ZigZagKangaroo 6 років тому +56

      Kashimaro Clickclick seriously fuck Amanda. She was never a nice person to begin with

    • @spocklikegenre1524
      @spocklikegenre1524 6 років тому +14

      Amanda go down...

    • @infinite1546
      @infinite1546 6 років тому +4

      Amanda is a bitch pretty heartless one at that

    • @ZigZagKangaroo
      @ZigZagKangaroo 6 років тому +20

      Pepe's Kebabs I know but she's based on a real person.
      Not saying the program is her full personality but she's too closeminded and cold. Even when I didn't know yet that connor could become concious, I felt bad for him. Amanda having a passion about abusing a new living species and refusal to acknowledge his conciousness is kind of cruel.

    • @nou6990
      @nou6990 6 років тому +14

      You mean like
      *AMANDA* v
      BETRAYED

  • @CheeseCakePhantom
    @CheeseCakePhantom 6 років тому +1170

    My crops are watered and my skin is cleared
    Thank you

  • @jessicabailey2585
    @jessicabailey2585 5 років тому +552

    *"It didn't have a plan, maybe it didn't go far..."*

  • @Moth_ER
    @Moth_ER 6 років тому +399

    I love how well "They might join us and shift the balance of power" and "You want to infiltrate the CyberLife tower?" go together alongside the beat--

  • @X_rnas
    @X_rnas 6 років тому +1990

    Markus: I like memes.
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Public Opinion

  • @cheeriopuffs
    @cheeriopuffs 6 років тому +338

    I NEEDED A WINK

    • @merymcsusa
      @merymcsusa 5 років тому +33

      HIS WINK SAVED MY GRADES

  • @c1nnamodoll
    @c1nnamodoll 4 роки тому +372

    hank: y’know where you can stick your instructions?
    connor: no, where?
    hank:
    connor: [having an existential crisis] i don’t know.

  • @RodeoPuffball
    @RodeoPuffball 6 років тому +3566

    Kamski the Father
    Markus the Son
    Connor the Holy Spirit

  • @magpie72
    @magpie72 6 років тому +1101

    this video is my new religion

  • @cookiepiees
    @cookiepiees  6 років тому +2583

    for those that were wondering, this video is based on the really old "you reposted in the wrong neighborhood" meme

    • @Big_papii
      @Big_papii 6 років тому +20

      kero I know buddy 😂👌🏼

    • @onesixtwo
      @onesixtwo 6 років тому +2

      I MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH! ;DDDDDDDD

    • @platinum7156
      @platinum7156 6 років тому +4

      kero I know I love that meme

    • @ssseaweed3800
      @ssseaweed3800 6 років тому +4

      No shet

    • @Leon-gu1cc
      @Leon-gu1cc 6 років тому +28

      kero Who doesn't know that meme, the hell?

  • @faesforest
    @faesforest 4 роки тому +669

    Every so often, this turns up in my recommended, and I click. Every. Time.

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 4 роки тому +24

      Hey I’m back. Thanks, UA-cam Algorithm.

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 4 роки тому +25

      Here again. YT knows what I want I guess.

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 4 роки тому +26

      Here again. The algorithm never quits.

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 4 роки тому +28

      Right on time.

    • @quartiermeisterf9875
      @quartiermeisterf9875 3 роки тому +10

      Still coming back to it?

  • @zia606
    @zia606 6 років тому +601

    This is the best “reposted in the wrong neighborhood” meme I’ve seen. The rhymes were on point bless your soul

  • @0stuff220
    @0stuff220 6 років тому +376

    Detroit: I Don't Know.

  • @NoName-we2zy
    @NoName-we2zy 6 років тому +500

    I love how all of this is perfectly synced with the music. Like the “No, where?” part, or even the beginning of the coin trick part (the rolling was so perfect i wanna cry).

    • @patient77899
      @patient77899 6 років тому +4

      NoName ༄ would you happen to know what the name of the song is? I would really appreciate it.

    • @amiseu.h6883
      @amiseu.h6883 5 років тому +5

      The song with no lyrics is Glue70 created by casin

    • @hwdwadwawddwadaw697
      @hwdwadwawddwadaw697 4 роки тому +1

      I love 0:16 so much

    • @watchdog2065
      @watchdog2065 4 роки тому

      I just love this. It’s so good I can’t believe I didn’t find this sooner

  • @_starryfern
    @_starryfern 4 роки тому +93

    The ending: Connor has a crisis trying to find out what Hank was trying to tell him

  • @MrPugg
    @MrPugg 6 років тому +1681

    Send this to jack

  • @firelinksshrine1695
    @firelinksshrine1695 6 років тому +344

    Best version of this song just because Connor is in it

    • @youssef2366
      @youssef2366 6 років тому

      Firelink's Shrine hi geo

    • @qwiznoes
      @qwiznoes 6 років тому

      This is the shit thast classifies this year as the future

    • @fairyfoxey9438
      @fairyfoxey9438 6 років тому

      Ikr connor makes everything better

  • @BobBob-sr6lw
    @BobBob-sr6lw 6 років тому +267

    The memes are becoming self aware

    • @Spark_Plug17
      @Spark_Plug17 6 років тому +7

      Bob Bob it's become deviant

    • @arandomguyyouwilllike9128
      @arandomguyyouwilllike9128 6 років тому +10

      syahrul mubarok no, it’s becoming memeviant

    • @resss9403
      @resss9403 6 років тому +9

      They're becoming human...
      Memes: Become Human.

    • @duck3892
      @duck3892 6 років тому +1

      Detroit:become meme

  • @husband-of-chinggis
    @husband-of-chinggis 4 роки тому +252

    i have watched this an unhealthy amount of times

    • @callmevamp6382
      @callmevamp6382 4 роки тому +9

      Thank gods I'm not alone..

    • @beuwolf638
      @beuwolf638 3 роки тому +5

      There's no unhealthy amount of time, it's always healthy

    • @talliestar3857
      @talliestar3857 3 роки тому +2

      i know you commented this a year ago but i love your account lol

    • @catboylover_ow8898
      @catboylover_ow8898 3 роки тому +2

      Uh same..

    • @chell2545
      @chell2545 3 роки тому +2

      I need this video to make my day complete. The more I watch it, the more satisfaction I feel😳

  • @littleluke2005
    @littleluke2005 6 років тому +720

    I *NEED* a 1 year version. Please

  • @skylerlarssondoesstuffowo1100
    @skylerlarssondoesstuffowo1100 5 років тому +289

    Why is connor the most precious ever

  • @fiddelstix888
    @fiddelstix888 6 років тому +896

    i never knew i needed this until now
    edit: woaaaahh 900+ likes thaaaankk

  • @Adethamyr
    @Adethamyr 4 роки тому +100

    *You wanna infiltrate the CyberLife tower?*
    0:20
    I don't know why but I love this line

  • @lumanianilin1198
    @lumanianilin1198 6 років тому +836

    Omg, this is the best Connor meme I've seen so far! 10/10, would be sent by Cyberlife again.

    • @LisaNarozhnykh
      @LisaNarozhnykh 6 років тому +1

      Lumania Nilin 11/10, would take and never give back from and to CyberLife again and hide with in an old shed in the middle of Australia

    • @DelusionalDunmer
      @DelusionalDunmer 6 років тому +1

      Connor's hard knock life is my favorite Connor meme made by this person. Actually that one is my favorite ever!

    • @sammym2511
      @sammym2511 6 років тому +1

      *I A M T H E A N D R O I D S E N T B Y C Y B E R L I F E*

    • @connorfromcyberlife2825
      @connorfromcyberlife2825 6 років тому

      Lumania Nilin thank you, this information will be sent to the cyberlife tower

  • @ittybittyrampagingcommittee
    @ittybittyrampagingcommittee 6 років тому +2034

    How does it feel to know Bryan Dechart has officially seen this?
    EDIT: Woah, thanks for the heart and likes ya'll. For those of you asking, he watched it on a Crash Bandicoot stream, but was a one-and-done thing because he had played copyrighted music. So you'll likely never see a clip or evidence. Sorry... :/
    EDIT II: SOMEONE BELOW FOUND IT YA'LL!

    • @katiemartinez8598
      @katiemartinez8598 6 років тому +70

      bored-asf HE DID????? AND WHEN????

    • @professionalcoochiesniffer1700
      @professionalcoochiesniffer1700 6 років тому +39

      WAIT WHEN

    • @hi-jm9eb
      @hi-jm9eb 6 років тому +42

      RunMeOverGentlyWithALawnMower Please He saw this on one of his Crash Bandicoot Streams, but the streams are unavailable.

    • @cookiepiees
      @cookiepiees  6 років тому +110

      i'm a little late but it's honestly so cool yet surreal?? i'm so glad he liked it though!

    • @ittybittyrampagingcommittee
      @ittybittyrampagingcommittee 6 років тому +32

      Oh yeah, that's wild. To think Bryan Dechart himself actually saw your dead meme lmao

  • @abbyoremmabelliveau6391
    @abbyoremmabelliveau6391 6 років тому +42

    “No, where?” bUT HE LOOKS GENUINELY PUZZLED XD

  • @Lin-rw5gh
    @Lin-rw5gh 5 років тому +264

    Plot twist: Connor still don't know where to stick those introductions

    • @2foru516
      @2foru516 4 роки тому +15

      Plot twist: He knew that since the beginning

    • @nian5829
      @nian5829 3 роки тому +1

      @@2foru516 a twist in a twist! 👏🏻😂

  • @jojobear2319
    @jojobear2319 6 років тому +110

    Connor is a glorious, precious cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs

    • @ellie4970
      @ellie4970 6 років тому +7

      jojobear2319 let’s pray that no one will tell him where to stick his instructions.

    • @qwiznoes
      @qwiznoes 6 років тому +1

      Exactly, if he protects Hank we will protect him-

    • @fairyfoxey9438
      @fairyfoxey9438 6 років тому

      jojobear2319 yesss!

    • @dearfauxpas
      @dearfauxpas 6 років тому

      The only exception to the all costs thing is Hank's life.

  • @DIYDamian
    @DIYDamian 6 років тому +53

    To this day, Connor never discovered where his instructions could be stuck.

    • @bigcatwithkitkat1937
      @bigcatwithkitkat1937 6 років тому +1

      DIYDamian ever since then, he travelled on a mission to figure out.

  • @rowiian
    @rowiian 6 років тому +34

    The timing of "No.... where?" was so damn satisfying

  • @0nobrainerin076
    @0nobrainerin076 4 роки тому +33

    0:21 " you want to infiltrate the cyberlife tower?" really did fit in lmao

  • @fanficgirl9557
    @fanficgirl9557 6 років тому +743

    Why is connor is damn hot and a angel

    • @RobertL_
      @RobertL_ 5 років тому +103

      because he's Connor, the Android sent by CyberLife. also because he awesome

    • @sayzquote
      @sayzquote 4 роки тому +3

      @ScottishRevanite They play dbh twd spiderman and other games

    • @wassy797
      @wassy797 4 роки тому +39

      bryan dechart is too hot damn it

    • @bats2038
      @bats2038 4 роки тому +2

      𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱.

    • @ravioliravioli5218
      @ravioliravioli5218 4 роки тому +19

      @@wassy797 *Amelia Blaire wants to know your location*

  • @sebz349
    @sebz349 6 років тому +189

    I'll show this to Hank and see what he thinks about this,

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 6 років тому +10

      What did he think

    • @sebz349
      @sebz349 6 років тому +24

      The king Of flames He only listened to the song. He didn't care about the other things going on in the video.

    • @depressedcarrot9070
      @depressedcarrot9070 6 років тому +21

      Connor The Android don't you lie you fucking android!

    • @fordalels
      @fordalels 6 років тому +8

      Where can you stick your instructions?
      Because I don’t know.

    • @dashi7137
      @dashi7137 6 років тому +9

      I'm also very interested to know this information. Assuming I'm going to work with future detectives.

  • @unus-annus
    @unus-annus 6 років тому +259

    Hanks look at 0:31 kills me

    • @houtarouoreki5208
      @houtarouoreki5208 6 років тому +17

      The noise as well.

    • @Milesfr264
      @Milesfr264 5 років тому +9

      Why does this timestamp link me to 0:26 ??

    • @Milesfr264
      @Milesfr264 5 років тому

      I agree

    • @unus-annus
      @unus-annus 5 років тому

      @@Milesfr264 UA-cam does that sometimess

    • @unus-annus
      @unus-annus 5 років тому

      @@houtarouoreki5208 yeah

  • @denverbeek
    @denverbeek 4 роки тому +2637

    Roses are red;
    Thirium is blue.
    Where can I stick my instructions?
    I have no clue.
    Edit: This comment has absolutely exploded in popularity, so I feel like it must be said. I did not come up with this joke, I think a friend sent it to me on Discord.

    • @sakefuiv9458
      @sakefuiv9458 3 роки тому +8

      Ordis?
      What are you doing here?

    • @birbman5186
      @birbman5186 3 роки тому +5

      So this is what Ordis does in the ship while we are doing missions?

    • @denverbeek
      @denverbeek 3 роки тому +10

      @@birbman5186 Yes, operator. I search the archives for the dankest memes!

    • @Raycherry348
      @Raycherry348 3 роки тому +1

      ya wanna know the answer?

    • @farahso5402
      @farahso5402 3 роки тому +1

      Where can I stick my instructions? In my butthole :D

  • @triplea-zeno4061
    @triplea-zeno4061 6 років тому +74

    0:32 the little *pling* im wheezing

  • @Bayocand
    @Bayocand 6 років тому +188

    0:31 Hank reaction is so priceless 😁

    • @qwiznoes
      @qwiznoes 6 років тому +7

      Bayocand just take that one thing and put boi right by hank and you have a glorious meme

    • @goldenapple3952
      @goldenapple3952 6 років тому +1

      Bayocand *BOI*

  • @g0ffm0thh
    @g0ffm0thh 6 років тому +65

    When I wake up in the morning and feel unmotivated, I will remember this exists.

  • @cowssy9540
    @cowssy9540 4 роки тому +50

    *Hank is just joking*
    Connor: * location download *

  • @toldya4654
    @toldya4654 6 років тому +399

    0:34 me in math class

  • @hutao1080
    @hutao1080 6 років тому +370

    I still don't understand. Where do I stick my instructions?

    • @cookiepiees
      @cookiepiees  6 років тому +113

      you'll figure it out someday, connor. don't worry

    • @temmietem7011
      @temmietem7011 6 років тому +69

      Poor Connor, you have such a hard knock life.

    • @Become_Ethereal
      @Become_Ethereal 6 років тому +48

      You will understand when you grow up

    • @urmomkatherine9483
      @urmomkatherine9483 6 років тому +39

      You start to piss me off with that instructions, Connor

    • @ara_chne
      @ara_chne 6 років тому +18

      Don't worry, you will figure it out someday Connor. We believe in you.

  • @table3310
    @table3310 6 років тому +1132

    Lol this fan base isn’t even the game itself, it’s literally just Connor.
    *Just Connor*

    • @Kai_Mercer
      @Kai_Mercer 6 років тому +128

      PotatoChipGamer *JUST CONNOR*

    • @table3310
      @table3310 6 років тому +74

      The king Of flames
      Just *Monika*

    • @table3310
      @table3310 6 років тому +15

      EmmyIsYoGirl OMG IM DEAD

    • @table3310
      @table3310 6 років тому +11

      Kaylee케일리 mmmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @moonfeathertheshiny5942
      @moonfeathertheshiny5942 6 років тому +11

      PotatoChipGamer
      okay but
      I'm on the DBH Amino
      a Doki AU is a thing on there

  • @unde4d_corp5e
    @unde4d_corp5e 5 років тому +25

    Legend has it that RK800, serial number of #313 248 317-51(Name: Connor), is still trying to figure out where to stick his instructions.

  • @fantasticsodapop9018
    @fantasticsodapop9018 6 років тому +28

    To this day, Connor still doesn't know what to do with those instructions

  • @ktoasty4097
    @ktoasty4097 6 років тому +165

    This needs to be longer. Comedic gold.

    • @MostLikelySam
      @MostLikelySam 6 років тому

      Rockefeller Berd ua-cam.com/video/BYcCYGNHOVg/v-deo.html thank me later

    • @ktoasty4097
      @ktoasty4097 6 років тому

      thanks

    • @MostLikelySam
      @MostLikelySam 6 років тому

      @@ktoasty4097 you are kinda late for that

  • @pikachupandastar
    @pikachupandastar 6 років тому +276

    BRYAN DECHART REACTED TO THIS ON HIS STREAM. HE AND AMELIA LOVED IT

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 6 років тому +1

      Lol which one?

    • @elsieombao9280
      @elsieombao9280 6 років тому +2

      please send the link 😂

    • @shakhta
      @shakhta 6 років тому +1

      OHHHH GAAAAWD I NEED TO SEE

    • @orgnazwa7651
      @orgnazwa7651 5 років тому +2

      MEEEE TOO

    • @for3stspirit
      @for3stspirit 5 років тому +7

      *_WHAT BLOODY STREAM YOU STILL HAVEN'T RESPONDED AND IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS_*

  • @clementine_habibi1234
    @clementine_habibi1234 3 роки тому +23

    *Legend says conner still doesn't know where to put his instructions*

    • @lucandaa_a
      @lucandaa_a 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, I've heard that legend too

  • @DelusionalDunmer
    @DelusionalDunmer 6 років тому +483

    I'm so glad you made another video of Connor with such high quality!

  • @soggyoreos6234
    @soggyoreos6234 6 років тому +391

    is this bad I literally can't stop watching this I'm not even kidding.

    • @joshualeahy2162
      @joshualeahy2162 6 років тому +3

      You have a serious addiction. Ha just joking but seriously it's fine I feel the same way. :) Have a nice day now ma'am sorry to bother you and comment so late. :|

    • @mikki3655
      @mikki3655 6 років тому

      Sammme..... It's SO ADDICTING 😆

    • @spoodergwen
      @spoodergwen 6 років тому +2

      This song is my Red ice.

    • @jasonlee6662
      @jasonlee6662 6 років тому

      Hannah same XD

    • @tastyedits8419
      @tastyedits8419 6 років тому +2

      Why would you nt want to watch this?? I've been braking the replay button all day

  • @charliejordan5499
    @charliejordan5499 6 років тому +592

    This is great and we all know u had to go through a shit ton of work to make this. So thank u

    • @GuessWhoGames
      @GuessWhoGames 6 років тому +3

      Well, really it's just cutting up footage to a song. Right?

    • @cookiepiees
      @cookiepiees  6 років тому +20

      GuessWhoGames you have no idea. lines that contain numbers and that rhyme don't just show up on my doorstep. plus they have to actually fit the beat too

    • @charliejordan5499
      @charliejordan5499 6 років тому +5

      kero making the rhyming too. I was super impressed tbh.

    • @cookiepiees
      @cookiepiees  6 років тому +7

      Charlie Jordan thanks dude!! i'm glad you understand

    • @SuperPatriotFan
      @SuperPatriotFan 6 років тому +1

      Still I am impressed I love it man, it trully is a work of art.

  • @MrHumannnn
    @MrHumannnn 3 роки тому +23

    Hank: You know where you can stick your instructions?
    Connor: No, where?
    Hank: _doesn't tell him_
    Connor: _confused for the rest of his existence_

  • @intro6086
    @intro6086 6 років тому +655

    Why did you make this video?
    0:33

    • @pissman6
      @pissman6 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry wanted to like but it was at 169 and I couldn't mess that up

    • @intro6086
      @intro6086 4 роки тому +2

      @@pissman6 don't worry about it, I would do the same in your shoes hehe

    • @intro6086
      @intro6086 4 роки тому

      @@epn143 you thought I'd break your mind, but I broke UA-cam instead.

  • @xshdwhunterx
    @xshdwhunterx 6 років тому +92

    "I don't know where I can stick my instructions"
    AMANDA \/
    Neutral

  • @cjanderson1952
    @cjanderson1952 6 років тому +77

    Doctor: You have 41 seconds left to live
    Me: *watches this video*

  • @uwumarii
    @uwumarii 4 роки тому +38

    It gets more funnier the more you watch it

  • @sillygalinc
    @sillygalinc 6 років тому +212

    *what a soft boi*

  • @saf7876
    @saf7876 6 років тому +111

    This is a masterpiece, I hope future generations see this... Bless your heart.

  • @dogboyified
    @dogboyified 6 років тому +182

    connors hard knock life, now this ? i cherish you. thank you for your work. this fandom is thriving

  • @1nkSp1ll
    @1nkSp1ll 3 роки тому +12

    It's been, like, three years and yet Connor still doesn't know where to stick his instructions.

  • @ClairDeSoleilV1
    @ClairDeSoleilV1 6 років тому +235

    Connor stop being a cute cinnamon roll, you're gonna kill me ;////;

    • @cherrykissfilms
      @cherrykissfilms 4 роки тому +1

      I think I actually burst a blood vessel containing my excitement when I watched this

    • @ihatehumans487
      @ihatehumans487 Рік тому

      Give him

  • @candycannibal9320
    @candycannibal9320 5 років тому +66

    I think I’m at the right store thank you.

  • @eggtaru8320
    @eggtaru8320 6 років тому +101

    "I dont know"
    Me in class

  • @vcsabequem2192
    @vcsabequem2192 4 роки тому +39

    “My name is Connor, you can count on me”
    AAAAAA SO CUTE

    • @naireporter3110
      @naireporter3110 3 роки тому +3

      His the cutest everything in the universe I can't

  • @beer1654
    @beer1654 5 років тому +125

    aaaaa he's so soft and quiet GO GET EM' SWEETY! *shoves connor onto stage* "i'm the android sent by cyberlife"

    • @judyelkadi
      @judyelkadi 5 років тому +22

      "and umm, I like dogs and evidence, and that old man over there, LOVE YOU HANK NO HOMO, and also if anyone knows a woman that goes by the name Amanda, be sure to -slit her throat- tell her to _frick_ off"

    • @cecethequietlizard8706
      @cecethequietlizard8706 3 роки тому +5

      **loud cheering and applause**

  • @eldritchgoddess4434
    @eldritchgoddess4434 6 років тому +549

    Someone has answered my prayers! I've been wanting someone to do this literally I was telling my cousin the other day!! Thank you so much I have been blessed!

    • @Melody-fk2yg
      @Melody-fk2yg 6 років тому

      Jiangshi * No, it was a coincidence.

    • @caramel7050
      @caramel7050 6 років тому +2

      ^ lmao someone had to do it sooner or later considering how much of a meme this song is and how detroit has exploded in popularity

  • @EggCr0issant
    @EggCr0issant 5 років тому +82

    *yOu wAnNa iNFiLtRaTe tHe cYbErLifE tOweRrrRrR??*

  • @michellebeaulieu8118
    @michellebeaulieu8118 3 роки тому +9

    I’m crying from the the question marks lmao “I don’t know....???? I don’t know...????” 🤣

  • @luiza2597
    @luiza2597 6 років тому +243

    "bringing back a dead meme just like bringing back a dead connor'
    *Stop.*

  • @yourparasite
    @yourparasite 6 років тому +350

    OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD LMAO

  • @sheenosan
    @sheenosan 6 років тому +181

    My name is Cyberlife. Im the Connor sent by Android.

    • @flamiingoouo1644
      @flamiingoouo1644 6 років тому +10

      DemoniXCroSS deviant warning

    • @smile_hoya6132
      @smile_hoya6132 6 років тому +19

      DemoniXCroSS My name is Android. I'm the Cyberlife sent by Connor

    • @IWantSand
      @IWantSand 6 років тому +2

      Wait

    • @flamiingoouo1644
      @flamiingoouo1644 6 років тому +1

      IWantSand I can’t wait

    • @connor5625
      @connor5625 6 років тому +11

      Unfortunately my predecessor was destroyed, but it’s memory was transferred and I was sent to replace it. This should not affect the investigation.

  • @tangented
    @tangented 4 роки тому +40

    y’know what im not mad that this is on my recommended

  • @speedpaintnasla4335
    @speedpaintnasla4335 6 років тому +108

    Connor should become a rapper

  • @monsters691
    @monsters691 6 років тому +623

    0:00-0:42 is the best part

  • @aninipaniniii
    @aninipaniniii 6 років тому +88

    Connor is a great singer tho
    10/10 would buy his album

    • @hutao1080
      @hutao1080 6 років тому +25

      I am not programmed to sing but I appreciate your compliment.

    • @quanghuyngo1689
      @quanghuyngo1689 6 років тому +1

      Ha ha

    • @quanghuyngo1689
      @quanghuyngo1689 6 років тому +1

      RK900 was never born

    • @connor5625
      @connor5625 6 років тому +5

      Unfortunately, my predecessor was destroyed, but it’s memories were transferred and I was sent to replace it.
      This should not affect my new mixtape.

  • @mants1279
    @mants1279 3 роки тому +16

    "Do you know where you can shove your instructions?"
    "No. Where?"
    "Nevermind..."
    Always makes me laugh.