Two to the one from the one to the three My name is Connor You can count on me. I was lucky to find you at the fifth bar. It didn’t have a plan, Maybe it didn’t go far. Three to the one from the one to the three I can understand if you decide not to trust me They might join us and shift the balance of power *You want to infiltrate the CyberLife tower?* You’ve got to help me, lieutenant. I know the solution is in there. *You know where you can stick your instructions?* No, where? I don’t know... I don’t know.
I put on the game and it showed Connor's eyes and scared everyone in my house by yelling "MY GOD HIS EYES ARE SO SOFT! I LOVE HIS EYES!" And for the entire game, I was yelling at my sister about how soft his eyes are.
@@megamanblack4309 That, and when he turns his face up towards Connor. And Connor's "No. Where?" It's all just so perfectly in sync with the music, lol.
I've watched this video so many times that when I re-watched the gameplay and Connor said "they might join us and shift the balance of power", I said Marcus' response a few seconds earlier than him. And my mom, sitting on the other couch and hearing Marcus repeat what I just said in the exact same way, just gave me a long hard look.
@@quartiermeisterf9875 Rupert didn’t do anything. He became deviant by seeing an android die. He was scared and fled. And even when he was a deviant, he just chilled with birds. He didn’t want to leave them and go to Jericho. The worst thing he has done is push Hank. When you catch him, he pleases with you to let him be free. Then he jumps off the building when Connor cuffs him
Pepe's Kebabs I know but she's based on a real person. Not saying the program is her full personality but she's too closeminded and cold. Even when I didn't know yet that connor could become concious, I felt bad for him. Amanda having a passion about abusing a new living species and refusal to acknowledge his conciousness is kind of cruel.
I love how all of this is perfectly synced with the music. Like the “No, where?” part, or even the beginning of the coin trick part (the rolling was so perfect i wanna cry).
How does it feel to know Bryan Dechart has officially seen this? EDIT: Woah, thanks for the heart and likes ya'll. For those of you asking, he watched it on a Crash Bandicoot stream, but was a one-and-done thing because he had played copyrighted music. So you'll likely never see a clip or evidence. Sorry... :/ EDIT II: SOMEONE BELOW FOUND IT YA'LL!
Roses are red; Thirium is blue. Where can I stick my instructions? I have no clue. Edit: This comment has absolutely exploded in popularity, so I feel like it must be said. I did not come up with this joke, I think a friend sent it to me on Discord.
You have a serious addiction. Ha just joking but seriously it's fine I feel the same way. :) Have a nice day now ma'am sorry to bother you and comment so late. :|
GuessWhoGames you have no idea. lines that contain numbers and that rhyme don't just show up on my doorstep. plus they have to actually fit the beat too
"and umm, I like dogs and evidence, and that old man over there, LOVE YOU HANK NO HOMO, and also if anyone knows a woman that goes by the name Amanda, be sure to -slit her throat- tell her to _frick_ off"
Someone has answered my prayers! I've been wanting someone to do this literally I was telling my cousin the other day!! Thank you so much I have been blessed!
![Detroit: Become Defective [YTP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/rggwKu2-Cy4/mqdefault.jpg)
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Two to the one from the one to the three
My name is Connor
You can count on me.
I was lucky to find you at the fifth bar.
It didn’t have a plan,
Maybe it didn’t go far.
Three to the one from the one to the three
I can understand if you decide not to trust me
They might join us and shift the balance of power
*You want to infiltrate the CyberLife tower?*
You’ve got to help me, lieutenant.
I know the solution is in there.
*You know where you can stick your instructions?*
No, where?
I don’t know...
I don’t know.
*I D U N N O*
HE
Where?
??
I don't know...
I don't know.
???
???
???
???
???
PastelPoofy Clouds Sorry lieutenant
And that mystery still plagues him to this day.
Or it would, except the game is set in the future
You became human in the wrong detroit.
Gucci Gangtan Oh wow so dank
Lol
The actual game plot lol
You became deviant in the wrong android
You became Detroit in the wrong human
this is why my parents pay internet
Oh you mean a Vpn if youre in the EU
Sabia que era br
Meus cuzes
how did I just realize how soft Connor's voice is oh my goodness
Sylvii *28 STAB WOUNDS*
The Ghattlings lmao
I put on the game and it showed Connor's eyes and scared everyone in my house by yelling "MY GOD HIS EYES ARE SO SOFT! I LOVE HIS EYES!" And for the entire game, I was yelling at my sister about how soft his eyes are.
@@theghattlings8995 didn't want to leave him a chance, *HUH?*
he was bleeding... _BAGGING YOU FOR MERCY-_
Connor is a puppy dog.
-You can count on me!
**two seconds after**
-I can understand if you decide not to trust me
WHy iS THerE No rEpLy HerE-
Shut up.
@@jumpplay5384 I didn't say anything
@@YellowSabre ikr
It's from 2 different scenes and im pretty sure 2 different episodes
it's from different episodes and different situations with different people
Connor: Become a Meme
I destroyed the 69.
the best kind of meme
Its the 666th comment AHAHAHA
Detroit: become meme
Im the cyberlife send by android
"They might join us, and shift the balance of power"
"You wanna infiltrate the CyberLife tower?"
Best bit. Goes so well
LifeSucks34 agreed
Markus's voice is so good the way he questioned him
LifeSucks34 I think that is what we call beautiful
Love Marcus
It's just so satisfyingly smooth
Can we appreciate the perfect music que at “no, where?” And Hank’s reaction
That was great-
Can't like its at 420
And the “you wanna infiltrate the cyberlife tower”
@@ella_425 soon its at 666
@@quartiermeisterf9875 now I can't like!
MISSION FAILED
Connor didn't know where he could stick his instruction in
Amanda: i'm disappointed on you Connor
Amanda: 🔻
🔻
🔻
Amanda (Betrayed)
AMANDA: B I T C H
🔻
🔻
🔻
🔻
🔻
🔻
🔻
🔻
Amanda:🔻
🔻
🔻
🔻
In*
Connor: "I like memes."
Csúb - Az Űrmedve *Amanda Distrust*
Szia csűb, mi történt ma az űrmedvék világában?
Julilla Roboz
Csak a szokásos nyugodtság.
ezt örömmel hallom. További jót, űrmedve barátom!
w ha t ' s y o u r m e m e s n a m e?
*you infiltrated the wrong cyberlife tower*
Lol
*YoU wAnT tO InFiLtRaTe ThE cYbErLiFe ToWeR?*
i don't know... I d o n ' t k n o w ?
F00l
"You know where you can stick those instructions"
"No, where?"
"WHERE?"
*Pulls out the gun*
*"WHERE? Lieutenant!"*
Chloe from the menu screen by like: "Well.... that escalated quickly didn't it"
Fun Fact: when Connor becomes deviant, he actually shits his instructions out.
Idk why but this comment reminded me of the “Turn your key, Sir” from Wargames (1983)
@@pantarded woahhh :O
@@eandvwiglegames1030 same
*You wanna infiltrate the cyber life tower?*
YUP *jumps out window*
Yes I do.
why does this seem like a invite to his bedroom?
HOW DID HE GET THE ANDROIDS OUT????
Yes :D
*n o , w h e r e ?*
Lady Potato I don't know...
*I D O N ' T K N O W.*
THIS GIRL SIEJCI
*???*
@@DariusGOLaru Connor: no
Lady Potato HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
"Do you know where you can stick your instructions?"
"No, where"
Ladies and gentlemen, we got 'em
gureto daze
Good grief
i personally don't know what's hank talking about too
*Baby i'm yours kicks in*
@@hasanbasri5692 "stick it up your arse"
hank’s confused face after conner didn’t understand his insult gives me life, it makes the video even better lol
I'm so glad I'm not the only one that thought this. 😂 And the music is just perfectly timed through that whole scene.
@@-Panna- You mean with the glass hitting the table at the exact same time as the bing?
@@megamanblack4309 That, and when he turns his face up towards Connor. And Connor's "No. Where?" It's all just so perfectly in sync with the music, lol.
SAIKI PFP
I've watched this video so many times that when I re-watched the gameplay and Connor said "they might join us and shift the balance of power", I said Marcus' response a few seconds earlier than him.
And my mom, sitting on the other couch and hearing Marcus repeat what I just said in the exact same way, just gave me a long hard look.
Lmao
XD
666 likes...
I won't ruin it lmao
Oop-
Now this is fecking hilarious
"Really starting to piss me off with that *sick beat* Connor"
Sax Clari “Sorry, Lieutenant...”
"Really starting to piss me off with that *sick Connor* Beat"
I'm sorry...
Hahahaha I love yous all
*proceeds to try and immitate the sick beat*
*TwEntY EIgHt StaB WoUNdS!*
Didn't want to leave him a chance, *HUH*
Did you feel anger? Hate?
theBASSIST 3 OMG the fandom is alive!
@@angusmacgyver2306 WE ARE ALIVE. WE ARE ALIVE.
Khaliah Deya and we still love Connor, right?😂
Kara: Becomes deviant saving Alice.
Markus: Becomes deviant by pushing Leo.
Connor: Becomes deviant by liking dogs.
john wick is connor in another universe.
@@artytalkstodragons The guy with the pigeons is probably the character I feel most sorry for out of the whole game.
@@rebeccahicks2392 why?
@@quartiermeisterf9875 Rupert didn’t do anything. He became deviant by seeing an android die. He was scared and fled. And even when he was a deviant, he just chilled with birds. He didn’t want to leave them and go to Jericho. The worst thing he has done is push Hank. When you catch him, he pleases with you to let him be free. Then he jumps off the building when Connor cuffs him
@@yokaibuster6754 he just wanted to live
[Jericho ^]
I swear to god, I just laughed my ass off to this
[Amanda v]
Lol omg you god
(leader)
I just don't get it.
Connor saying, "no, where?" Will always be one of my favourite things. That mo cap is just perfect
Imao ikr
Everything can make this song the best thing ever
you literally are everywhere. XD
Lemon daddy
Yay I finally found you at a place where there weren't already 100 people who already found you x3
Yep you're correct
Damn, I thought I lost you this time but here you are...
Connor:you messed with the wrong machin-
Markus:no u *taps Connor*
Connor: *i am deviant*
Connor: your a deviant!
Markus: *pulls out uno reverse card* no u
Connor: *I am deviant*
*claps*
Depending on your connor path you can be a machine or not a deviant a living being
yes
Detroit become deviant
Connor, the android sent by CyberLife: *exists*
*BREAKING NEWS: Suicide rate drops to 0%*
黒い薔薇魔女 exсept Connor can commit suicide himself, so it’s not really 0% lol
1. It's a meme
2. We don't talk about that here
But what about Hancc
hypercell101 sorry we dont talk about that here either
blanket fort Sorry.
*Amanda distrust*
Kashimaro Clickclick seriously fuck Amanda. She was never a nice person to begin with
Amanda go down...
Amanda is a bitch pretty heartless one at that
Pepe's Kebabs I know but she's based on a real person.
Not saying the program is her full personality but she's too closeminded and cold. Even when I didn't know yet that connor could become concious, I felt bad for him. Amanda having a passion about abusing a new living species and refusal to acknowledge his conciousness is kind of cruel.
You mean like
*AMANDA* v
BETRAYED
My crops are watered and my skin is cleared
Thank you
Nox my crops are cleared and my skin is watered
Nox my crops are cleared and my skin is watered
Horse Face Mcgee ggfhc ui ny j
Horse Face Mcgee My clear are crops and my water is skin
My is are crops watered skin my and cleared
You thank
*"It didn't have a plan, maybe it didn't go far..."*
that was my favorite part
Okay reading this without context makes it a life quote
@@justacommenterno.7700 bahaha that's perfect tho
I love how well "They might join us and shift the balance of power" and "You want to infiltrate the CyberLife tower?" go together alongside the beat--
it really does XD
Markus: I like memes.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Public Opinion
TRUE FACTUAL INFORMATION RIGHT HERE.
SharpenLimited true
lol
Connor: i am a dead meme now.
>>>
I like dogs.
I NEEDED A WINK
HIS WINK SAVED MY GRADES
hank: y’know where you can stick your instructions?
connor: no, where?
hank:
connor: [having an existential crisis] i don’t know.
Kamski the Father
Markus the Son
Connor the Holy Spirit
Kara's just an angel :')
Kara the Virgin Mary
Connor is the god of this game
Hank the Father 😡😡
Amanda is satan
this video is my new religion
S a m e
this video is now my life
Connorism
@@uhmcool7999 sign me up
Same I do a ritual everyday while this song is playing
for those that were wondering, this video is based on the really old "you reposted in the wrong neighborhood" meme
kero I know buddy 😂👌🏼
I MAKES ME LAUGH SO MUCH! ;DDDDDDDD
kero I know I love that meme
No shet
kero Who doesn't know that meme, the hell?
Every so often, this turns up in my recommended, and I click. Every. Time.
Hey I’m back. Thanks, UA-cam Algorithm.
Here again. YT knows what I want I guess.
Here again. The algorithm never quits.
Right on time.
Still coming back to it?
This is the best “reposted in the wrong neighborhood” meme I’ve seen. The rhymes were on point bless your soul
Detroit: I Don't Know.
The name of the sequel!! XD
0 Stuff Detroit: Become Clueless
detroit: become confusion
I love how all of this is perfectly synced with the music. Like the “No, where?” part, or even the beginning of the coin trick part (the rolling was so perfect i wanna cry).
NoName ༄ would you happen to know what the name of the song is? I would really appreciate it.
The song with no lyrics is Glue70 created by casin
I love 0:16 so much
I just love this. It’s so good I can’t believe I didn’t find this sooner
The ending: Connor has a crisis trying to find out what Hank was trying to tell him
Send this to jack
MrPugg please
Please do lol
PLEASE YESSS
ON IT *copys link and shares to jack on tweeter*
Jack?
Best version of this song just because Connor is in it
Firelink's Shrine hi geo
This is the shit thast classifies this year as the future
Ikr connor makes everything better
The memes are becoming self aware
Bob Bob it's become deviant
syahrul mubarok no, it’s becoming memeviant
They're becoming human...
Memes: Become Human.
Detroit:become meme
i have watched this an unhealthy amount of times
Thank gods I'm not alone..
There's no unhealthy amount of time, it's always healthy
i know you commented this a year ago but i love your account lol
Uh same..
I need this video to make my day complete. The more I watch it, the more satisfaction I feel😳
I *NEED* a 1 year version. Please
XD
Yea, it takes too long to press the replay button.
666 likes lol
Why is connor the most precious ever
i never knew i needed this until now
edit: woaaaahh 900+ likes thaaaankk
same
XD
Coffienator the Neeb same
Same fam XD
OMG ME T00
*You wanna infiltrate the CyberLife tower?*
0:20
I don't know why but I love this line
Omg, this is the best Connor meme I've seen so far! 10/10, would be sent by Cyberlife again.
Lumania Nilin 11/10, would take and never give back from and to CyberLife again and hide with in an old shed in the middle of Australia
Connor's hard knock life is my favorite Connor meme made by this person. Actually that one is my favorite ever!
*I A M T H E A N D R O I D S E N T B Y C Y B E R L I F E*
Lumania Nilin thank you, this information will be sent to the cyberlife tower
How does it feel to know Bryan Dechart has officially seen this?
EDIT: Woah, thanks for the heart and likes ya'll. For those of you asking, he watched it on a Crash Bandicoot stream, but was a one-and-done thing because he had played copyrighted music. So you'll likely never see a clip or evidence. Sorry... :/
EDIT II: SOMEONE BELOW FOUND IT YA'LL!
bored-asf HE DID????? AND WHEN????
WAIT WHEN
RunMeOverGentlyWithALawnMower Please He saw this on one of his Crash Bandicoot Streams, but the streams are unavailable.
i'm a little late but it's honestly so cool yet surreal?? i'm so glad he liked it though!
Oh yeah, that's wild. To think Bryan Dechart himself actually saw your dead meme lmao
“No, where?” bUT HE LOOKS GENUINELY PUZZLED XD
Plot twist: Connor still don't know where to stick those introductions
Plot twist: He knew that since the beginning
@@2foru516 a twist in a twist! 👏🏻😂
Connor is a glorious, precious cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs
jojobear2319 let’s pray that no one will tell him where to stick his instructions.
Exactly, if he protects Hank we will protect him-
jojobear2319 yesss!
The only exception to the all costs thing is Hank's life.
To this day, Connor never discovered where his instructions could be stuck.
DIYDamian ever since then, he travelled on a mission to figure out.
The timing of "No.... where?" was so damn satisfying
0:21 " you want to infiltrate the cyberlife tower?" really did fit in lmao
Why is connor is damn hot and a angel
because he's Connor, the Android sent by CyberLife. also because he awesome
@ScottishRevanite They play dbh twd spiderman and other games
bryan dechart is too hot damn it
𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘬 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱.
@@wassy797 *Amelia Blaire wants to know your location*
I'll show this to Hank and see what he thinks about this,
What did he think
The king Of flames He only listened to the song. He didn't care about the other things going on in the video.
Connor The Android don't you lie you fucking android!
Where can you stick your instructions?
Because I don’t know.
I'm also very interested to know this information. Assuming I'm going to work with future detectives.
Hanks look at 0:31 kills me
The noise as well.
Why does this timestamp link me to 0:26 ??
I agree
@@Milesfr264 UA-cam does that sometimess
@@houtarouoreki5208 yeah
Roses are red;
Thirium is blue.
Where can I stick my instructions?
I have no clue.
Edit: This comment has absolutely exploded in popularity, so I feel like it must be said. I did not come up with this joke, I think a friend sent it to me on Discord.
Ordis?
What are you doing here?
So this is what Ordis does in the ship while we are doing missions?
@@birbman5186 Yes, operator. I search the archives for the dankest memes!
ya wanna know the answer?
Where can I stick my instructions? In my butthole :D
0:32 the little *pling* im wheezing
0:31 Hank reaction is so priceless 😁
Bayocand just take that one thing and put boi right by hank and you have a glorious meme
Bayocand *BOI*
When I wake up in the morning and feel unmotivated, I will remember this exists.
*Hank is just joking*
Connor: * location download *
0:34 me in math class
@@yumurtake6927 Türkçe bildiğinden emin misin Sayın Koca Beyinli?
0:34 me when i need to solve something
Same
Sameeeee
Me too
I still don't understand. Where do I stick my instructions?
you'll figure it out someday, connor. don't worry
Poor Connor, you have such a hard knock life.
You will understand when you grow up
You start to piss me off with that instructions, Connor
Don't worry, you will figure it out someday Connor. We believe in you.
Lol this fan base isn’t even the game itself, it’s literally just Connor.
*Just Connor*
PotatoChipGamer *JUST CONNOR*
The king Of flames
Just *Monika*
EmmyIsYoGirl OMG IM DEAD
Kaylee케일리 mmmm ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
PotatoChipGamer
okay but
I'm on the DBH Amino
a Doki AU is a thing on there
Legend has it that RK800, serial number of #313 248 317-51(Name: Connor), is still trying to figure out where to stick his instructions.
To this day, Connor still doesn't know what to do with those instructions
This needs to be longer. Comedic gold.
Rockefeller Berd ua-cam.com/video/BYcCYGNHOVg/v-deo.html thank me later
thanks
@@ktoasty4097 you are kinda late for that
BRYAN DECHART REACTED TO THIS ON HIS STREAM. HE AND AMELIA LOVED IT
Lol which one?
please send the link 😂
OHHHH GAAAAWD I NEED TO SEE
MEEEE TOO
*_WHAT BLOODY STREAM YOU STILL HAVEN'T RESPONDED AND IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS_*
*Legend says conner still doesn't know where to put his instructions*
Yeah, I've heard that legend too
I'm so glad you made another video of Connor with such high quality!
is this bad I literally can't stop watching this I'm not even kidding.
You have a serious addiction. Ha just joking but seriously it's fine I feel the same way. :) Have a nice day now ma'am sorry to bother you and comment so late. :|
Sammme..... It's SO ADDICTING 😆
This song is my Red ice.
Hannah same XD
Why would you nt want to watch this?? I've been braking the replay button all day
This is great and we all know u had to go through a shit ton of work to make this. So thank u
Well, really it's just cutting up footage to a song. Right?
GuessWhoGames you have no idea. lines that contain numbers and that rhyme don't just show up on my doorstep. plus they have to actually fit the beat too
kero making the rhyming too. I was super impressed tbh.
Charlie Jordan thanks dude!! i'm glad you understand
Still I am impressed I love it man, it trully is a work of art.
Hank: You know where you can stick your instructions?
Connor: No, where?
Hank: _doesn't tell him_
Connor: _confused for the rest of his existence_
Why did you make this video?
0:33
Sorry wanted to like but it was at 169 and I couldn't mess that up
@@pissman6 don't worry about it, I would do the same in your shoes hehe
@@epn143 you thought I'd break your mind, but I broke UA-cam instead.
"I don't know where I can stick my instructions"
AMANDA \/
Neutral
Doctor: You have 41 seconds left to live
Me: *watches this video*
69th like nIcE
It gets more funnier the more you watch it
*what a soft boi*
This is a masterpiece, I hope future generations see this... Bless your heart.
connors hard knock life, now this ? i cherish you. thank you for your work. this fandom is thriving
It's been, like, three years and yet Connor still doesn't know where to stick his instructions.
Connor stop being a cute cinnamon roll, you're gonna kill me ;////;
I think I actually burst a blood vessel containing my excitement when I watched this
Give him
I think I’m at the right store thank you.
"I dont know"
Me in class
“My name is Connor, you can count on me”
AAAAAA SO CUTE
His the cutest everything in the universe I can't
aaaaa he's so soft and quiet GO GET EM' SWEETY! *shoves connor onto stage* "i'm the android sent by cyberlife"
"and umm, I like dogs and evidence, and that old man over there, LOVE YOU HANK NO HOMO, and also if anyone knows a woman that goes by the name Amanda, be sure to -slit her throat- tell her to _frick_ off"
**loud cheering and applause**
Someone has answered my prayers! I've been wanting someone to do this literally I was telling my cousin the other day!! Thank you so much I have been blessed!
Jiangshi * No, it was a coincidence.
^ lmao someone had to do it sooner or later considering how much of a meme this song is and how detroit has exploded in popularity
*yOu wAnNa iNFiLtRaTe tHe cYbErLifE tOweRrrRrR??*
I’m crying from the the question marks lmao “I don’t know....???? I don’t know...????” 🤣
"bringing back a dead meme just like bringing back a dead connor'
*Stop.*
Shut the hell up and enjoy the got damn meme
*no*
OH MY GOD THIS IS SO GOOD LMAO
My name is Cyberlife. Im the Connor sent by Android.
DemoniXCroSS deviant warning
DemoniXCroSS My name is Android. I'm the Cyberlife sent by Connor
Wait
IWantSand I can’t wait
Unfortunately my predecessor was destroyed, but it’s memory was transferred and I was sent to replace it. This should not affect the investigation.
y’know what im not mad that this is on my recommended
Connor should become a rapper
0:00-0:42 is the best part
Yes i agree.
Damn straight
Big facts
Definitely. 100/100 would watch again.
I agree fake Sans
Connor is a great singer tho
10/10 would buy his album
I am not programmed to sing but I appreciate your compliment.
Ha ha
RK900 was never born
Unfortunately, my predecessor was destroyed, but it’s memories were transferred and I was sent to replace it.
This should not affect my new mixtape.
"Do you know where you can shove your instructions?"
"No. Where?"
"Nevermind..."
Always makes me laugh.