The Best of Sarge - A SLAP ON TITAN

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  • A compilation of all Sarge appearances in A SLAP ON TITAN.
    This video is for those who can't get enough of one of the fan favorite characters from the series.
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  • @sablebranwen2539
    @sablebranwen2539 2 роки тому +747

    "Every breath you take is a stunning endorsement of abortion."
    Zeke: Finally, someone who gets it!

    • @memeznfishing9916
      @memeznfishing9916 2 роки тому +67

      “The thought of you havin kids makes me sick”
      Zeke: how do you think I feel?

    • @georgeprchal3924
      @georgeprchal3924 Рік тому

      Oh great Eren Yeager's pussy father didn't seem content with only one cockspout for a son he felt the need to produce another! How does it feel being such a epidemic of failure that Eren is considered an upgrade by comparison?!
      Zeke: Too mean.

    • @MurkinMarshall
      @MurkinMarshall 11 місяців тому +5

      Ehhh this version has alot more screen time would be the only reason why though

  • @PJ_Wendigo
    @PJ_Wendigo 3 роки тому +1010

    Unpopular opinion: I actually prefer this version of Sarge over TeamFourStar's version because this one actually sounds like a drill sergeant

    • @wytildlool
      @wytildlool 3 роки тому +58

      Lol ur not the only one who likes this Sarge

    • @mino770
      @mino770 3 роки тому +72

      This sarge is way more funny.

    • @wytildlool
      @wytildlool 3 роки тому +12

      @@obscure_genesis wait hol up what was the original

    • @hawke1297
      @hawke1297 3 роки тому +3

      @@obscure_genesis give us the juice

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 3 роки тому +3

      @@hawke1297 What type of juice

  • @breezecasey4146
    @breezecasey4146 2 роки тому +437

    Best of Sarge: literally every scene he's in.

  • @bradyhoneycutt3564
    @bradyhoneycutt3564 2 роки тому +333

    “What verbally abusing women? I do that hourly.”
    Okay it’s official he is forever my favorite character of this series.

  • @trixta.
    @trixta. 3 роки тому +649

    I memorized Sarge's rant. I'm gonna say that rant if I'm a drill instructor.

  • @christianrivera1605
    @christianrivera1605 3 роки тому +296

    "STOP EATING THE POTATO GODDAMN IT!"

  • @shadowvladimir917
    @shadowvladimir917 3 роки тому +347

    This guy had fun doing his lines

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 3 роки тому +31

      How tf did he not break his cool.

    • @wytildlool
      @wytildlool 3 роки тому +18

      @@obscure_genesis probably has but it was cut

    • @kathryncanaguier2557
      @kathryncanaguier2557 2 роки тому +12

      its the same actor who played eren

    • @sablebranwen2539
      @sablebranwen2539 2 роки тому +6

      Yeah. I'm pretty sure everyone did. I'm certain I caught a laugh from Eren during the scene where he and Reiner get wrecked by Annie.

    • @memeznfishing9916
      @memeznfishing9916 2 роки тому +6

      Probably had to do at least 10+ takes just to do it with a straight face

  • @lillily4655
    @lillily4655 9 місяців тому +42

    If Sarge was an actual drill instructor I think he'd unironically be a very good one. Come up with the most creative, batshit insane off the walls insults. And if anybody laughs... they're dead 😆

  • @thatguy6229
    @thatguy6229 Рік тому +169

    It genuinely saddens me so much that this absolute masterpiece will never get finished, i watched it so fucking much, I've watched atleast 10 times in full... And i regret nothing

    • @HenrythePaleoGuy
      @HenrythePaleoGuy 7 місяців тому +5

      It would help if they made the episodes shorter and more concise. It is hard to cut things from AOT, but I'd rather have that than everything taking so long.

    • @Red_Samuri
      @Red_Samuri 6 місяців тому +1

      @@HenrythePaleoGuywait their not making a slap on titan anymore did they quit or something?

    • @HenrythePaleoGuy
      @HenrythePaleoGuy 6 місяців тому +4

      @@Red_Samuri No, there isn't an official statement out there. The team seems to be focussing on other stuff for the meantime, but there's no shot they could keep up this length of episodes unless they want to take a lifetime.

    • @androidoficeandfire9667
      @androidoficeandfire9667 5 місяців тому +6

      I was there from 10 years ago now I was checking everyday for season 2 sadly they haven’t made an episode in years, I hope one day they finish it, they predicting Armin and Annie’s relationship before the manga did it just more fuckedup

    • @kyriss12
      @kyriss12 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah for awhile they had such a pace going it looked like they might be done before the actual series.
      Then season 2 dropped and tomandre slowed way down

  • @Someone-vk6vh
    @Someone-vk6vh 3 роки тому +368

    sarge needs to be voiced by Samuel l Jackson

    • @obscure_genesis
      @obscure_genesis 3 роки тому +26

      Holy shit

    • @kirbytheotaku737
      @kirbytheotaku737 3 роки тому +21

      I can see him having a roll like this

    • @sarawithnoh9449
      @sarawithnoh9449 3 роки тому +3

      ONG HE DOES

    • @bigpapa7827
      @bigpapa7827 3 роки тому +6

      If only he was voiced by Gunnery Sergeant hartman.

    • @ElHadjBrahim
      @ElHadjBrahim 2 роки тому +5

      Well. I mean Sam l Jackson voiced ONE anime character before. A character from "Afro Samurai". BUT yeah. He would've been perfect as Sarge. lol

  • @ConnorRK-wd7rx
    @ConnorRK-wd7rx 4 роки тому +193

    This cured my depression

  • @mastertech5181
    @mastertech5181 4 роки тому +278

    One word:
    Brilliant

    • @jat4651
      @jat4651 4 роки тому +21

      Sweet mother of god go outside you fucking spoon!

    • @abadon6013
      @abadon6013 3 роки тому +6

      @@jat4651 YES SIR

    • @cutlery2283
      @cutlery2283 3 роки тому +5

      Two words: Munchkin sodomy

  • @adamdaman6784
    @adamdaman6784 2 роки тому +111

    Spoilers
    RIP sarge, you’ll be missed

  • @robertdona8076
    @robertdona8076 Рік тому +71

    Sarge is so powerful he can travel to 'the Paths' whenever he wants.

  • @Barkbatosu
    @Barkbatosu 11 місяців тому +36

    His abuse of Eren not being able to wear a belt is god tier

  • @Blizzard0fOz93
    @Blizzard0fOz93 3 роки тому +128

    Seriously, every scene with Armin, the looks on the faces of everyone else is what really sells it. It’s almost like the animators originally intended for this version of him to be made. Sarge is even scared of him, you know?

  • @barnowl2655
    @barnowl2655 Рік тому +49

    Sometimes when I feel mad, I turn this on, try my best to lipsync everything Shadis says, and put all the anger and hatred into the words I speak. I feel a little better afterwards.

  • @emoon6618
    @emoon6618 3 роки тому +145

    This is easily the best character in this entire series

  • @jacobgaming3124
    @jacobgaming3124 3 роки тому +107

    If i become an army trainer I'll use these exact words.

  • @Mike-vz6xg
    @Mike-vz6xg 3 роки тому +115

    An anime with a MC that does nothing but scream pure insanity at everyone please😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @sayalikulkarni858
      @sayalikulkarni858 3 роки тому +6

      So... Anime Deadpool?

    • @Philip7710
      @Philip7710 3 роки тому +8

      @@sayalikulkarni858 nah deadpool just does meta jokes i want somebody like sarge

    • @aeterna1172
      @aeterna1172 3 роки тому +3

      so... attack on titan?

  • @chibichan9586
    @chibichan9586 3 роки тому +48

    6:59 *How the fuck did you not know how to buckle a belt*
    “Eren Jaegar’s a Dumbass!
    “Yeah he is”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @pinoyjona
    @pinoyjona 3 роки тому +83

    I miss my old ROTC instructor all of the sudden

    • @jemiahtorres422
      @jemiahtorres422 2 місяці тому

      Same here

    • @lazuruswolf6668
      @lazuruswolf6668 2 місяці тому

      Watching this and seeing your comment makes me miss my old wood shop teacher.
      ….. The sarge really reminds me of him.

  • @dekuvisuals9847
    @dekuvisuals9847 3 роки тому +61

    Imma need this man's whole transcript.

  • @rishit74
    @rishit74 3 роки тому +151

    "Cadet, What is your name?"
    "Sasha , sir"
    "Sasha, That sounds like a wh*res name"
    Dayummm, How did I not get this earlier.....

  • @Aspis_1-0
    @Aspis_1-0 Рік тому +43

    "I don't go because I'm sick you fvxking spoon, I just like laughing at children in wheelchairs."
    Now THAT sent me and I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @MatthewBanks100
    @MatthewBanks100 Місяць тому +3

    It's like a beautiful unholy combination of Billy Bob Thorton and R. Lee Ernie

  • @lonewolf9578
    @lonewolf9578 2 роки тому +43

    Imagine how good his lines will be if they ever get to season 3 and 4

  • @andremead6192
    @andremead6192 2 роки тому +21

    "I don't go to the hospital because I'm sick you fukin spoon! I just like laughing at people in wheelchairs!"

  • @saesnaughtyprincess
    @saesnaughtyprincess 3 роки тому +34

    This is the motivation I need in life.

  • @imdogwater1163
    @imdogwater1163 3 роки тому +67

    This part had me dead 4:04

    • @chibichan9586
      @chibichan9586 3 роки тому +1

      Ikr!!! “Sweet mother of god, you dumb bitch” 😂😂😂

    • @wishvk
      @wishvk 3 роки тому +1

      me replying to my old comment now i have a different account

    • @matthewmarshall1508
      @matthewmarshall1508 2 роки тому +1

      Sameeeeee XD

    • @girthquake2390
      @girthquake2390 Місяць тому

      "SWEET MOTHER OF GOD, YOU DUMB BITCH!" 😂

  • @fictionschmiction4478
    @fictionschmiction4478 9 днів тому +1

    It's been 5 years, 5 YEARS since the last episode. I don't know if we'll ever get more Sarge, but he's still amazing. 😂

    • @Vick_Squeeze
      @Vick_Squeeze 3 дні тому

      I shudder to think what the later seasons would look like, the material would be insane

  • @sirknightmonday9286
    @sirknightmonday9286 10 днів тому +1

    “I don’t go cause I’m sick your fucking SPOON, I just like laughing at children in wheelchairs” I am using that 😂

  • @gamepower3896
    @gamepower3896 4 місяці тому +4

    Sasha: *eats potato*
    Seargent: "HOLY SWEET MOTHER OF GOD-"

  • @bexlaw3127
    @bexlaw3127 Рік тому +18

    If I ever get the chance I'm using the insult "You fucking spoon" 😂
    Don't know how it'll happen but I'm keeping an ear open

  • @iamalien6215
    @iamalien6215 4 місяці тому +3

    If this series ever comes back we need to hear Sarge's disappointment again

  • @randomkidal9428
    @randomkidal9428 3 роки тому +37

    “And I have been around with a lot of shit sack like pile.”

  • @englishmuffin7
    @englishmuffin7 3 роки тому +70

    The last few words towards writers and everything really got me, I'm one myself and I was tempted to do some shit like breaking the 4th wall thanks Sarge for setting me straight
    Edit: Forgot, lol

  • @samwortham2385
    @samwortham2385 2 роки тому +26

    SOMETIMES I BEAT HIM JUST TO LISTEN TO HIM CRY!

    • @kaiapather5295
      @kaiapather5295 2 роки тому +2

      Where's your God now you freckled fuck where's your God now

  • @StonewallTitlow
    @StonewallTitlow 2 роки тому +18

    Shadis really took on the Drill Sergeant vibe in this.

  • @georgeprchal3924
    @georgeprchal3924 Рік тому +8

    Shadis: "Bethold: A fucking tree not worth mentioning!"

  • @kathymarch3653
    @kathymarch3653 Рік тому +6

    I really miss you guys and this team. I don't know why it stopped, but just know that if it ever comes back you have a very loyal army of viewers and supporters to come back to. I think I speak for all of us when I say your team was the best to ever do this show, and even as far back as winning the Tenkaichi Ironman Budokai Abridgathon with your Star Trek Effort, you solidified your strength amongst the abridged community. We miss you all and even if this doesn't get continued we all appreciate what you brought to the table.

  • @Tooinsecuretousemyrealname
    @Tooinsecuretousemyrealname Рік тому +6

    I like how “the best of Sarge” is all of him

  • @abigailkikel8806
    @abigailkikel8806 2 місяці тому +1

    I can describe Sarge in three words: hotheaded, relatable, and got a good sense of humor 😅😅

  • @richardauthement3105
    @richardauthement3105 3 роки тому +27

    the more i watch this the more i hear sgt hartman from full metal jacket.

  • @biscutelizabeth4764
    @biscutelizabeth4764 2 роки тому +11

    5:10 is amazing

  • @ImagineGarydos
    @ImagineGarydos 3 місяці тому

    This is still a total gem. Thank you, everyone who was involved in this project.

  • @chiron3719
    @chiron3719 3 роки тому +14

    This is what my teacher said to me when I started my English course.

  • @TurtleMythic1251
    @TurtleMythic1251 3 роки тому +25

    This is amazing.

  • @stockingssweets
    @stockingssweets 3 роки тому +32

    10:59
    Me to the gacha kids

    • @rishit74
      @rishit74 3 роки тому +4

      More like 9:39

  • @Morgan.419
    @Morgan.419 3 роки тому +12

    If you listen to this in 2x it’s even better 😭

  • @theelusivesbeve8021
    @theelusivesbeve8021 2 роки тому +6

    Sarge is my favorite character and i miss him he is the most important character in here

  • @andrewtricker2842
    @andrewtricker2842 2 місяці тому +1

    Abridged version like this is the only way I could convince my then military brother to watch anime with me

  • @hakim599
    @hakim599 Рік тому +5

    I get most of my creative insults from this one clip

  • @user-qs6tt3ip2z
    @user-qs6tt3ip2z 2 місяці тому +3

    9:02 substitute teacher notes:

  • @mattsherman4964
    @mattsherman4964 2 роки тому +13

    7:24 had me dead 😂

  • @alechome8021
    @alechome8021 Рік тому +9

    5:53 I like how we don’t know exactly who’s growling at who, but it works either way.

  • @Blizzard0fOz93
    @Blizzard0fOz93 2 роки тому +8

    5 people didn't bash their heads against the Walls enough to receive a Prophetic Vision....

  • @antoinemenzies970
    @antoinemenzies970 10 місяців тому +9

    I needed this to fuckstart my soul

  • @harrysmart5201
    @harrysmart5201 3 роки тому +24

    If tomandre ever carries on with this and we get to season 3, we might get to know about munchkin sodomy in his flashback

  • @antssr_9106
    @antssr_9106 Рік тому +5

    I love this series

  • @gogetathestrongestfusion
    @gogetathestrongestfusion 3 роки тому +9

    The Sargent has so many damm lines it’s amazing

  • @ImagineGarydos
    @ImagineGarydos Рік тому +5

    I listened to this while I went to Pound Town.

  • @AlistairFinch713
    @AlistairFinch713 7 днів тому

    i catch strays with every single thing he says and it makes me laugh so hard

  • @mattgerrish908
    @mattgerrish908 Рік тому +8

    8:10
    That took me right out. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Nintendogames321
    @Nintendogames321 Рік тому +1

    These never gets olld

  • @vcasxsnk
    @vcasxsnk 11 місяців тому

    single handedly the greatest scene in aot that never happened

  • @ShootBlueHelmets
    @ShootBlueHelmets Рік тому +1

    The best thing on the net.

  • @logochi5036
    @logochi5036 Рік тому +3

    It's his character analysis list lining up with my feelings about and the exact number of cousins I have that ended me

  • @fictionschmiction4478
    @fictionschmiction4478 10 місяців тому +3

    Best character in the whole show. 😂

  • @backwardsangels
    @backwardsangels 3 роки тому +4

    Dude called someone a spoon and I'm dying

  • @erikcaro246
    @erikcaro246 4 місяці тому +1

    2:42 HEADBUTT!

  • @PedloProductions
    @PedloProductions 3 роки тому +5

    Just noticed the horse noise when he called Jean lmao

    • @abigailkikel8806
      @abigailkikel8806 2 місяці тому

      My guy is always roasted, I swear 😭😭😭

  • @machinedragonnero7740
    @machinedragonnero7740 3 роки тому +4

    Twords the end of it all... He's not wrong...

  • @quinnjackson9033
    @quinnjackson9033 2 роки тому +4

    Lmao I snorted with laughter

  • @tobysowers4668
    @tobysowers4668 2 роки тому +6

    Okay guys we need a stand-alone side story of sarge by tomandre like seriously this could make some money.

  • @ryanarment5393
    @ryanarment5393 6 місяців тому

    Sent this to a buddy who was going to be an RDC in great lakes for the navy.

  • @rimurutempest1643
    @rimurutempest1643 10 місяців тому +4

    Do you know why my eye are so sunky in

  • @Broooooooo547
    @Broooooooo547 Рік тому +3

    classic Keith w

  • @Danjor369
    @Danjor369 Рік тому

    Bro the random guy saying “the legends real” 💀

  • @cyberdarkturtle6971
    @cyberdarkturtle6971 8 місяців тому +4

    How? How was he able to record thia without cracking up?

  • @kaiapather5295
    @kaiapather5295 2 роки тому +5

    Poor pile

  • @diobrando6245
    @diobrando6245 3 місяці тому +1

    13:45 here I am in THE PATH

  • @PoyohKirby-kx1yu
    @PoyohKirby-kx1yu 4 місяці тому +2

    SPOILERS (final season part 2)
    Imagine Sarge and Magath's conversation together before they died

  • @belac0662
    @belac0662 3 роки тому +5

    You can all thank me we are now on 69 comments

  • @moro2485
    @moro2485 7 місяців тому +1

    If only the series didn't get cancelled. Imagine asot season 4 Abridged.

    • @reintempest2552
      @reintempest2552 6 місяців тому +3

      Omg, we could’ve gotten Theo as a mirror to Shadis when they were going over the warrior candidates backgrounds 😂

    • @moro2485
      @moro2485 6 місяців тому +3

      @@reintempest2552 and imagine the Abridged version of erens talk with Armin and Mikasa.

  • @ciarablunt2767
    @ciarablunt2767 2 роки тому +1

    I'm so done!! What with the Sargent and nuggets

  • @lazy.mf.in.bed.playing.game79
    @lazy.mf.in.bed.playing.game79 Рік тому +1

    1:20-124 got my
    ass😭

  • @tokoykey1033
    @tokoykey1033 3 роки тому +2

    No sir

  • @greenthunder1000
    @greenthunder1000 7 місяців тому +2

    7:26

  • @Propain4eva
    @Propain4eva 6 місяців тому

    6:19 😭

  • @matthewmarshall1508
    @matthewmarshall1508 2 роки тому +4

    8:15 backround music song name please 😭🙏😭

  • @matthewmarshall1508
    @matthewmarshall1508 2 роки тому +1

    8:30 backround music please 😭😭😭

  • @didosauce6008
    @didosauce6008 3 роки тому +9

    What’s a word that means super offensive, but also super funny?

  • @valleyrangergaming
    @valleyrangergaming 3 роки тому +2

    Someone needs to send this to an actual di

  • @turnage_michael
    @turnage_michael Рік тому +1

    11:38

  • @tokoykey1033
    @tokoykey1033 3 роки тому +5

    autoerotique asphyxiation

  • @jensenyuki7252
    @jensenyuki7252 3 місяці тому

    14:09😂😂😂😂

  • @rimurutempest1643
    @rimurutempest1643 10 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @trava4156
    @trava4156 5 місяців тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Daichifan1
    @Daichifan1 3 роки тому +1

    10:46 anyone know what they're saying? Never been able to catch it 😂