@@IAmEverythang why not marijuana its safer better yet why isnt it legal in the us when alcohol is proven to cause way more damage and also why was kratom just outlawed a natural medince maybe cause the usa is a backwards nation with fake freedom an patriotism bulit off lies you're like north koreans
@@IAmEverythang why do americans think there the only people in the world that exist or matter why does america praise genocide an have gun laws that r proven to raise the murder rate yet the citizens of America defend these gun laws
The fact that she's probably more concerned over her red wine and property damage than the crocodile being inside the house just confirms that she is indeed a Florida woman.
*I WOULD HAVE PUT MORE SHOTGUN SHELLS IN THAT THING THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE... IF THE WATER IS ITS HOME, AND WE DONT BELONG THERE... THEN THE GATOR WILL PAY THE BRUTAL PRICE FOR BEING IN MINE* 🤷♂️👋👋👋
She sounds great, people in the comment section are admiring her and calling her a legend. I can’t help laughing though that the spilled wine was her complaint, not her life being in danger, the damage to her house, but it had to be good wine to complain that it was wasted 😆 I don’t think I can judge though cause that possibly would be my complaint too! 🤣
Now I get why we don't have gators in my town in northwestern Italy. At some point many, many centuries ago one messed up with one of our ancestor's bottles and they friggin erased the lizards... wrong move pal!
@@Ori0987 Imagine this reality..... I never said automatically. Shes lucky her or anybody she's living with wasnt attacked by the gator yet she's worried about the wine. Again..... Thats natures way of telling her she may need to take it easy.
Playing games on thr computer while a gator sits on the kitchen floor, that visual made me smirk. But glad this had a good ending, had he made his way into her room while she slept, could have been brutal.
Delroy Williams wow.. you do know that the Bible says drunkenness is a sin, not actual alcohol right? The reason why preachers preach 💯against it is because most people don’t know how to limit themselves, so it’s best not to have any at all in those cases.
She said that she went upstairs to play video games to calm down 😂. I think I would high tailed it up outta there if I saw that in my kitchen at 3:00AM. But that’s just me.
What made her so freaking funny is the fact that she is not trying to be funny.. She is so damn serious and actually pissed .. 😅😅😅. The whole interview was very hilarious. I like her
Scary to find a huge gator in your kitchen. I am glad that the lady did not get hurt and I am glad that the animal rescuers were able to remove the gator to safety.
The lady was so adorably natural and sincere she took all my attention. I choked when she went grumpy about her "good stuff" wine, she certainly knows by now what's important in life lol.
@@jp-sn6si Have you ever made Jesus your Lord and savior? Jesus offers you His Righteousness as a gift He will wash you completely Clean from ALL your sins and wants you to Come to him it says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." Meaning the punishment for our sins is Hell Because we are not obedient to God. But Jesus was completely obedient to God He went to the cross to die for us and now we do not trust in our obedience but His it says, “Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.” Gods wrath and Judgment went on Jesus Because He was carrying our sins so God treated Him like the worst sinner now God will Justly treat you like you have never sinned after you believe upon Him so when the blood of Jesus is over you God cannot treat you like a sinner! He never wants to but now He can Justly treat you like you never sinned Jesus was our sacrifice for our sins! Tell God you admit your a sinner and ask Him to wash you with His blood and receive His Gift of righteousness. Come out of darkness and into light! it’s your part to receive Jesus to believe upon Him. It says, “Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.” Don’t think it’s not wrong to sin -because He loves us.
When I hear such a story, I think living here, far north, where winter is hard and summer is short, indeed worths it as we have nothing more dangerous than bothersome mosquitos.
Yeah it's like she want someone else to go through with that. Why my car broke down!! Why I'd cant paid my bills but others can? Why someone got to attack me and not the other person down the street?? Omg 🤣😂..
@@GriseWeisshark Have you ever made Jesus your Lord and savior? Jesus offers you His Righteousness as a gift He will wash you completely Clean from ALL your sins and wants you to Come to him it says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord." Meaning the punishment for our sins is Hell Because we are not obedient to God. But Jesus was completely obedient to God He went to the cross to die for us and now we do not trust in our obedience but His it says, “Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.” Gods wrath and Judgment went on Jesus Because He was carrying our sins so God treated Him like the worst sinner now God will Justly treat you like you have never sinned after you believe upon Him so when the blood of Jesus is over you God cannot treat you like a sinner! He never wants to but now He can Justly treat you like you never sinned Jesus was our sacrifice for our sins! Tell God you admit your a sinner and ask Him to wash you with His blood and receive His Gift of righteousness. Come out of darkness and into light! it’s your part to receive Jesus to believe upon Him. It says, “Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.” Don’t think it’s not wrong to sin -because He loves us.
Every state has their Man stories. Florida Man and Woman stories happen to be funnier because we're supposed to be relaxing here. Not dealing with bullshit. Also you just don't waste good alcohol lol
What I find incredible is the gator chose to take the wine and the fact, after all this, she sits about 5ft away from the water, with her back to the water for the interview!
"There's an alligator in the kitchen!" WOMAN: it doesn't matter" "Well .... it's tasting the bottles of wine!" WOMAN: "wtf!! ....let's call 911 right now!"
Fun thing about Gatorade: It actually is named for Gators. Scientists at University of Florida developed Gatorade to help their football team, the Gators, hydrated in the Florida heat. Second fun thing: Rival school Florida State University would go on to develop a similar beverage for their athletes, nicknamed the Seminoles, but it turns out "Seminole Fluid" wasn't a big seller.
@Somnus Waltz relax! Lmao who said anybody was unrelaxed?? I was unaware that emotions can be conveyed over the internet. How about you relax and not read so much into regular comments....and no not my first time seening a alligator but it was the first time I've seen such a dumb reply to a comment. 🤡
Here in Goa, India, my family members freak out whenever they see a large gecko on the wall - we have plenty of those here, and while not exactly cute, they're basically harmless creatures. So I showed this video to my family. They have now made peace with the geckos.
@@arfriedman4577 yeah, they are very cute! We have a large group in our garden - they seem pretty happy over there and not interested at all to sneak inside.The type we have are known to invade homes, but ours are quite settled in the garden, so I wonder if those lizards do it only if they have no other "normal" place to live due to human infrastructure.
Due to escaped or abandoned pets, it's likely that the same species of geckos you have in Goa are also in Florida, although there is also one species of gecko that is actually native to Florida.
I love this woman right here she is a straight up fearless woman. "After 55 years of nursing don't you think I've seen it all? Well apparently not" when she made that statement I tuned in quickly. "I went in my bedroom and started playing computer games to settle down". No I couldn't have done it if I would have ever witnessed something like that everybody on the block would hear me screaming and hollering and I would have ran out the house I couldn't just go in another room and play video games not me.
ok but she lives 50m from a stream which has gators so she knew she could face them one day (but not in her kitchen). People who are terrified of gators probably wouldn't live there.
If you have it contained and have escape route (door or window) can't see how you wouldn't be able to survive in there until 911 comes. Gators are strong but doors are their Achilles heel - this one even broken in via breaking window.
Only a Florida woman would play games on her computer while an alligator is in her kitchen
What was she supposed to do? Wrestle it?
yasss
sssniperwolf lmao
Shane Smith That’s even a more Florida story
I would love to hear what you would do lol
She’s was on Pogo
She needed that bottle of wine after having a gator in her house.
Definitely need a drink after that
@@IAmEverythang why not marijuana its safer better yet why isnt it legal in the us when alcohol is proven to cause way more damage and also why was kratom just outlawed a natural medince maybe cause the usa is a backwards nation with fake freedom an patriotism bulit off lies you're like north koreans
@@IAmEverythang why do americans think there the only people in the world that exist or matter why does america praise genocide an have gun laws that r proven to raise the murder rate yet the citizens of America defend these gun laws
wood wtf are you talking about, you apparently tagged the wrong person.
@@loyaltyabovealllawzco.lilw1232 you stupid guns are awesome wish they legal here
“Im mad he got my wine, the good stuff”
...I like this lady, she’s got her priorities in order
Chelsey Lin...I know right, gotta love her.
Straight right
Agreed
Lady: "I got that wine in the kitchen"
Gator: "Actually no"
Right
This woman is the type that will make you laugh without even trying 😭 I love her 🤭🩷
@population-_-420deez nutz
The fact that she's probably more concerned over her red wine and property damage than the crocodile being inside the house just confirms that she is indeed a Florida woman.
Based
Floridians are separate species
*alligator
Br
Gamer Things.
She's mad cuz she lost her wine. She really knows her priorities.
nice copied comment
@@boogie2025 nice copied reply
@@2007ghettonissanaltima actually it isnt a "copied" reply. I just stated a fact this is a copied comment.
@@kcvtriple3 yes it is copied literally word for word from an older comment that this one
@@kcvtriple3 why u mad?
"angry about wasted wine"
"plays computer game to settle down"
what an absolute unit
Calling someone a unit 😂😂😂
☠️
*I WOULD HAVE PUT MORE SHOTGUN SHELLS IN THAT THING THAN YOU COULD IMAGINE... IF THE WATER IS ITS HOME, AND WE DONT BELONG THERE... THEN THE GATOR WILL PAY THE BRUTAL PRICE FOR BEING IN MINE* 🤷♂️👋👋👋
Floridians
She was playing The Adventures of Bayou Billy.😂
I worked with her at a nursing home, when I first got in the nursing field this is exactly her personality 😂🤣🤦🏿♀️ I swear!
😢😢😂
Omg glad someone can vouch that shes a whole ki 😂
She sounds great, people in the comment section are admiring her and calling her a legend. I can’t help laughing though that the spilled wine was her complaint, not her life being in danger, the damage to her house, but it had to be good wine to complain that it was wasted 😆 I don’t think I can judge though cause that possibly would be my complaint too! 🤣
She seems funny and charming.
😂😂😂
"i went on the computer and played games to settle down" my respect for her is through the roof
A true gamer
Mine too lol
Probably solitaire or minesweeper. I know because of my mom. She could play these games for hours, it helps her relax
She went and did a no-hit soulsborne run to calm down
@@jonathans4503 nahh man, she played Call of Duty to calm the nerves
"He got my red wine. *The good stuff* ."
"Are you mad about the wine?"
" *YES* "
😂😂 I love this woman. Her concern is in the right place.
It wasn’t cheap box wine!!! Lol
Now I get why we don't have gators in my town in northwestern Italy. At some point many, many centuries ago one messed up with one of our ancestor's bottles and they friggin erased the lizards... wrong move pal!
@Mario Sebastiani Don’t forget they probably ate the delicious pizza and pasta too 😭
@@chinadashauthority65 Not in my area... traditional dishes here are meat o vegetable based
*"the good stuff"* hahaha
Alligator: “Breaks into a woman’s house”
Lady: “So anyways I started gaming”
Another day in Florida.
Just an average day in Flawada
😂😂😂
Green Mamba Games LMFAO NOT THE BOOTS-
[PETA would like to know your location]
A whole Gator inside your house breaking all your good wine bottles and you want to play bingo online.
Anyone else feel like they need to be friends with her? I love her and I don't even know her! She is an absolute gem!! ❤️
This is the most Florida thing ever, Lady: Sees an alligator in her kitchen, Also lady: Goes to her computer to play some games
Wdym, shes a EPIC GAMER
Most Sims 4 thing ever
And the broken wine bottle pissed her off the most LOL
Bruh🤣🤣🤣
Yes...but don't forget the wine part! That was pretty cool. I was also relieved it wasn't blood n the floor.
The lady's got her priority's right, she just wanted some wine.
Lol, she doesn’t even seemed scared. It’s almost as if it happens all the time.
It's Florida.
She lost the bottle of wine what a tragedy 😂😂😂
I don't blame her, if there was ever a time she could use a drink that was it.
“Are you mad about the wine?”
“Y e s 😀💢”
It’s ridiculous question of course she’s mad
The good stuff😂
She probably could have used some of that wine to calm down after having a gator in her kitchen, but the selfish scaly bastard wasted it all 😂
I would be mad too
@@Sethmotley I dont like alcohol but I am only 15 that's why
This hits different after Gta 6 reveal
ABSOLUTELY!!)))
I love how she was upset about her wine 😂
rockthevisualarts that’s honestly me 😂
Wine aunts
Haha same thoughts
who wouldn’t
Ikr
“After 55 years of nursing , dont u think ive seen it all?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao 😂
Bruh how old is she
@@Noob.master6969 55. Shes been nursing since she was born
@@Noob.master6969 most likely 80 plus or something most nurses are 30 when they start
Guinevere Baroque didn’t you read killz’s comment? She was nursing since the day she was born so 55
Old people are great. Instead of making themselves look like victims, they just joke around.
because they have decades of life experiences.
Only in FLAWDA
@Y'all need to wake up I wasn’t talking about people and no I meant FLAWDA I’m not a dumbass
Minus karens
@@NoirScaletta “Ya’ll need to wake up” wasn’t talking to you. They were talking to “MrPastige”.
Gator:I was thirsty,I just wanted some Gatorade!😂😂😂😂
She’s more pissed off than scared and it’s so funny 😂😂
ikr🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She's more worried about the wine than her life 😂
She piss off .Because she’s mad about red-wine broken 😂
its the wine
IKR 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This lady’s sense of humor is so refreshing 🤣
agreed
Lmfao she's pissed off not scared why did he pick my house and my wine lmao had me laughing I would have been scared
@@bridykes9986 she said she closed the door and went back to playing her computer games. 🤣
@@elmastar55 she's a boss! No doubt! lmao I leave the room and want to blow my house up over a spider on the wall 🤣🤣🤣
@Elma Star. The funniest thing Elma is that this lady is hilarious and doesn't even mean to be😂😂
The alligator is facing some serious charges
Yeah, In the state zoo penitentiary lol.. Facing wild life sentences lol..
What 6 years in jail
@@StephenGoodChannel haha!
imagine if he was In the pond one day and he sees someone slip a piece of paper in the lake and it’s just a huge charge
Alligator: Ha! I will be back on the street in 24 hours.
Animal control officer: We try to make it 12.
I love seeing those GTA VI comments.
"Imagine seeing this before your first cup of coffee"
Sir, we all know she was going to get a glass of that marvelous wine.
"The good stuff"
WOOHOOOOOOOO CHILEEEEEE I DONT BLAME HER I SNORT GILTER WHEN I WAKE UP HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHE👁✨👄✨👁
Maybe this was natures way of telling her shes an alcoholic and needs to stop
@@eliecervalencia3591 Imagine thinking drinking wine automatically makes you an alcoholic 🤡
@@Ori0987 Imagine this reality..... I never said automatically. Shes lucky her or anybody she's living with wasnt attacked by the gator yet she's worried about the wine. Again..... Thats natures way of telling her she may need to take it easy.
Played games to settle down. This woman is nothing short of an absolute legend
probably hopped on red dead to go kill a few gators at the swamps lol
She is brave. Lol
@@VNOMALII 😭
Her gamer levels are through the roof
Playing games on thr computer while a gator sits on the kitchen floor, that visual made me smirk. But glad this had a good ending, had he made his way into her room while she slept, could have been brutal.
A woman's day was ruined not because of an alligator, but her shattered wine 😂
Ashley Reinhardt whine is gross
@Delroy Williams Didn't Jesus made wine out of water or something?
Mizuki Hattori yea out of his blood bruh wine is stuff even Christians have
Imagine that wine is worth 1000 dollars
Delroy Williams wow.. you do know that the Bible says drunkenness is a sin, not actual alcohol right? The reason why preachers preach 💯against it is because most people don’t know how to limit themselves, so it’s best not to have any at all in those cases.
This makes me want to move to Florida.
Please don't Florida is full enough already
@Venom 1046
I was being sarcastic.
Florida is lame @@Venom-zi4ht
@@Venom-zi4ht bro thinks ron desantis is good
Yeah no thanks for me too lol@@myleswelnetz6700
“Are you mad about the wine?” “Yes😐” 😂😂😂
Boricua Mamii_Xx I died lmaooo😂😂😂. Literally my mom
Nathan Tarbox I won’t lie I would be upset too like damn😂it done broke my wine before I could get a drink😒
Boricua Mamii_Xx Hahah you would get along with my mom 😂
(Don’t worry that’s not a bad thing she’s pretty cool😂)
Nathan Tarbox 😂😊
Boricua Mamii_Xx
Prrrrr 🇵🇷 🇵🇷🇵🇷 hermosa
The alligator was arrested for breaking into the house and sent to jail for 20 years
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Must have had 1 percent blood in him
Also for spoiling the wine
But no it wasn't.
@@lucaslindgren3237 r/woosh
That lady is a *TRUE* gamer.
LMAO 🤣
and also a TRUE Florida woman
she probably played solitaire
@just some guy tired of life Ash Catchum
She playin games with her life
The gator has the nerve to have an attitude over having to leave, as if he's paying the mortgage!🤣😆🤣😆
😂
"The GOOD STUFF!" 🤣 Mary was pissed.
😂😂😂
I feel her pain lol
Booze is not cheap.
And not off the wine.
She isn't even scared, she's just mad about the wine🤣😂😂.
Lmao
Wdym? 😤😤 It's just an average day in Florida 👌👌
The good stuff!
She said that she went upstairs to play video games to calm down 😂. I think I would high tailed it up outta there if I saw that in my kitchen at 3:00AM. But that’s just me.
This is too funny!!! 💀
What made her so freaking funny is the fact that she is not trying to be funny.. She is so damn serious and actually pissed .. 😅😅😅. The whole interview was very hilarious. I like her
“I’ve been a nurse for 52 years, don’t you think I’ve seen everything?”
Does she mean bags of piss and 💩? Why does she think she’s Steve Irwin? RIP 😓
She IS very likable.
@@Baba_Yaga_123 I mean, she IS a nurse in *Florida*
She just wants a drink 🍷
Ikr 😁 totally my type of girl👍😘
Scary to find a huge gator in your kitchen. I am glad that the lady did not get hurt and I am glad that the animal rescuers were able to remove the gator to safety.
“I went on the computer and played games to settle down”
That’s a cool old lady!
69 likes, make a wish!
@@GodittoC I wish That Thanos was smart enough to make more resources instead of Kill half of all life
@@noodle3151 your wish was granted!
@@GodittoC Yay
@@GodittoC That`s very kind of you!
...So, can I also have--...
Gator breaks in
Woman: starts playing computer games
That right there is what I call an ALPHA move
what a chad
The biggest chad
GAMER MOMENT
Demon Joker lol
PRO GAMER MOMENT
The lady was so adorably natural and sincere she took all my attention. I choked when she went grumpy about her "good stuff" wine, she certainly knows by now what's important in life lol.
Shes actually adorable
she knows she's being funny, that's her humor.
@@jp-sn6si Have you ever made Jesus your Lord and savior? Jesus offers you His Righteousness as a gift He will wash you completely Clean from ALL your sins and wants you to Come to him it says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord."
Meaning the punishment for our sins is Hell Because we are not obedient to God. But Jesus was completely obedient to God He went to the cross to die for us and now we do not trust in our obedience but His it says, “Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.” Gods wrath and Judgment went on Jesus Because He was carrying our sins so God treated Him like the worst sinner now God will Justly treat you like you have never sinned after you believe upon Him so when the blood of Jesus is over you God cannot treat you like a sinner! He never wants to but now He can Justly treat you like you never sinned Jesus was our sacrifice for our sins!
Tell God you admit your a sinner and ask Him to wash you with His blood and receive His Gift of righteousness. Come out of darkness and into light!
it’s your part to receive Jesus to believe upon Him. It says,
“Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.”
Don’t think it’s not wrong to sin
-because He loves us.
"Honey I'm Home" 🥰 "Where's my drink?" 😱😂😂😂
“ I don’t why he want my red wine but he got my red wine, *THE GOOD STUFF* ”
I DIED WHEN SHE SAID THIS 😭😭
Miss Ma'am DOES NOT drink cheap wine that is for sure!
@@Keys7 yup HAHAHAHA
@@Keys7 Well, now she does. The good stuff is gone.
I died when she said the gator skipped like 5 homes and went straight to hers
def a taurus women 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
She probably manifested it by saying “see u later alligator” too many times.
LMAO
Ethereal de pokum 🤣
😄😄😄😄
😭😭😭
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
I love how she doesn’t explain how scary it was. She just complains about how it destroyed her red wine and broken her window on a door
Alligators over there are like dogs. So much so that they are treated like dogs
No thats so stupid, who idea was it to put glass on doors in the first fuckin place? And right beside a river with alligators in it. So stupid.
adamd664 I hope you’re joking..
Dustin No? Why tf would you put glass on a door beside alligator infested waters?
adamd664 ever heard of a sliding glass door.
When I hear such a story, I think living here, far north, where winter is hard and summer is short, indeed worths it as we have nothing more dangerous than bothersome mosquitos.
Except for the bears, and the moose, and the wolves of course...
@@Thetarget1 you are very lucky if you see one of these guys at least once per life
@@Thetarget1And the blizzards.
"Why did he come into my condo out of all the condos..." Lmfaoooooooo Something I would've said
Probably cause he wanted her red wine.
Yeah it's like she want someone else to go through with that. Why my car broke down!! Why I'd cant paid my bills but others can? Why someone got to attack me and not the other person down the street?? Omg 🤣😂..
@@gabrielhughes8221 she said the first 4 houses it went past were empty listen
@@MystiCalBEING89 I'd know what she said. You didn't understand my comment?
@@gabrielhughes8221 then why say what u said
So many laughs here: Her gaming in bedroom, the question why he picked her house, the red wine….. The Internet never fails
Never!! 😂😂😂. Real life is more entertaining and bizarre than anything you'll find on Netflix. That woman been through life. She was barely shook lol.
@@mrsx7944 Great sense of humour.
Undefeated
Truly a Florida person.
@@GriseWeisshark Have you ever made Jesus your Lord and savior? Jesus offers you His Righteousness as a gift He will wash you completely Clean from ALL your sins and wants you to Come to him it says, “For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord."
Meaning the punishment for our sins is Hell Because we are not obedient to God. But Jesus was completely obedient to God He went to the cross to die for us and now we do not trust in our obedience but His it says, “Yet now he has reconciled you to himself through the death of Christ in his physical body. As a result, he has brought you into his own presence, and you are holy and blameless as you stand before him without a single fault.” Gods wrath and Judgment went on Jesus Because He was carrying our sins so God treated Him like the worst sinner now God will Justly treat you like you have never sinned after you believe upon Him so when the blood of Jesus is over you God cannot treat you like a sinner! He never wants to but now He can Justly treat you like you never sinned Jesus was our sacrifice for our sins!
Tell God you admit your a sinner and ask Him to wash you with His blood and receive His Gift of righteousness. Come out of darkness and into light!
it’s your part to receive Jesus to believe upon Him. It says,
“Jesus answered and said unto them, This is the work of God, that ye believe on him whom he hath sent.”
Don’t think it’s not wrong to sin
-because He loves us.
Not an Alligator. It was her husband. That's how he turned when he is hungry. After she gave him a Snicker bar he went back to human.
A R 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏾
A R 😂😂😂😂😂!!!!!
A R 😂
Lmao
typical florida man
Need more women like her. Settling down at a game from stress or work.
I guess she was wearing a CROCS inside the kitchen
Nice pun! With those the alligator didn’t say “what are those?!” and concluded she was one of them by the badass behavior
-..-
Uhhhhhh....... just no man.......
😂
DUDE HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA OMGGGGGG OMG HAHAHAHAHAH CROCS CROCS!!!
That gator needs to start making better life choices!
😂😂🤣
It's his fault that he is a dangerous animal. It's not like y'all didn't build houses where his ancestors used to live for centuries.
Fr 💯💯
He needs to be rehabilitated
@@williambernardbrown So people aren’t supposed to develop land and build houses? That kitchen doesn’t look like his swamp.
I will NEVER move to Florida. The stories are already enough.
Trust me I live in Florida and these cases are extremely rare lol
@@Chris-xz7mw ive been to florida a bunch and love it. Just wouldnt move there.
@Master Of puppets good one "puppet master" 🤣
Every state has their Man stories. Florida Man and Woman stories happen to be funnier because we're supposed to be relaxing here. Not dealing with bullshit. Also you just don't waste good alcohol lol
I'm moving there not scared just aware n I need a home on a hill or something but I am moving down there I love it I visit every year
She’s got a great attitude. Roll with the punches of life.
“911 what’s your emergency?”
“Yes there’s an alligator in my kitchen....it stole my red wine”
Yup sounds like Florida
“It took my wine!”
“You’re mad about the wine??😀”
“YES😟”
PLS-
I'm surprised she didn't wrestle the damn thing for her wine lol
@@kendallbedford2523 That would've been thrilling to see tbh /j
is that a ganyu pfp 😟
@@stephisthebestfr stan ganyu 😕
Lmfao she did not hesitate with that “YES” when asked about the wine. Same gurl
And it’s the good stuff too 🐊 🍷
"Imagine seeing this before your first cup of coffee"🔥😂😂😂😂😂
This woman is hilarious...
“ I went and played games to calm down”.
“ yes I care about my wine”
“ why he choose my condo the first 4 are empty”
Wtf are you a broke record
Wtf are you a broke record
Wtf are you a broke record
Wtf are you a broke record
Wtf are you a broke record
She has a great sense of humor, very personable lady.
When was she joking. I thought she was legit serious
@@ertfgghhhh maybe about the red wine
Aligator:
_Shows up in kitchen_
Woman:
*_starts epicly gaming_*
🤣
What I find incredible is the gator chose to take the wine and the fact, after all this, she sits about 5ft away from the water, with her back to the water for the interview!
🤣
"Are you mad about the wine?"
"Yes!"
😂😂
Im afraid to be eaten by that dinosaur 🦕🦕
"The good stuff =_="
When they was pulling him out he looked like a drunk dude refusing to leave the bar at closing time 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Love? Your southern typing accent. Closing time.
He got drunk...🐊
That wine was the bomb
@Fragfanatic Was, not was.
“Why did he pick my condo out of all the other condos?” You said it yourself, Mary.... Big fella was looking for love ❤️
She had the red wine out (the good stuff) he’s thinking she’s ready for a date 🤣
Your likes are 111 angel numbers ... pay attention to that
He sensed the late night creep cue.
Leaked gta 6 story mission
😂😂😂😂😂
😅😅😅😅
Just another day in the life of Florida Woman
I was searching a comment about something saying about florida women
I was looking for this comment! 😂👌
After seeing that in your kitchen, you don’t need the damn coffee.
Why she don’t need it ??
He he he he
No kidding 😂😂😂
@@Plutowrd adrenaline
Alligator: “you’re single, I’m single,.. let’s mingle” lol
Lmao you stupid
Petronela Mogakane 😂
rrrwarrr
🤭🤭🤣🤣
Luis X I’m glad you did lol
Woman: See you later alligator.
Alligator: Well, it's later.
😂
"There's an alligator in the kitchen!"
WOMAN: it doesn't matter"
"Well .... it's tasting the bottles of wine!"
WOMAN: "wtf!! ....let's call 911 right now!"
🤣🤣🤣🤪
😂
She is mad about the wine 😂🤣
Totally understood 😂😂
Hell I would b to 🍷
That's a Yes!
@Marisela Cantu Lol
I thought it was literally blood but it's just spilled wine
reporter: "are you mad about the wine?"
Mary: "yes!!!"
Mary is my spirit animal ❤️
The thing I like best is that the thing she seemed to be the most pissed about was the gator drinking her best wine!😂
she wonders why it enters her house, I'm here wondering why the fk would i live near lake full of alligators LOL
seriously
It’s Florida, There’s alligators literally everywhere you go
@@feds8774 damn
Exactly
lol
Are you mad about wine?
half angry face : "YES"
Like she would beat up the alligator whi spoiles her wine😂
“WhY dId It HaVe To PiCk mY CoNdO oUt Of AlL tHe OtHeR cOnDoS”
XD
He knew she had the good wine.
I mean it’s a valid question in this sense. It literally went past 4 other condos to get to hers....
Could have been real tragic if they had a lot of staying over and people sleeping in the living room.
Well she said all of them are empty so...
This women has reached badass legendary status, an honour that is not easily bestowed on just anyone.
“I don’t know why he got my red wine but he got my red wine ,the good stuff “ 😂
I love how he said "the most Florida story of THE WEEK" like this happens on weekly basis.
WHat's crazy is that this probably happens on a weekly basis
Hahaa lol
Her red wine WTF 😂
Why would anyone buy a condo in Florida on the water with a low lying window in the first place? smh
Gators got to wined down too! lol 🍷🐊
That breakup must of been bad. It needed a few drinks lol
The anguish in her voice when discussing the wine is just priceless
"The first four, nobody's living in them." She needs to host a show.
I cackled
She was funny as hell
Wow the guy looks just like Adam Sandler 😂
The good stuff!
Carlos Gonzalez lol iconic
Carlos Gonzalez lol
Im dead at her facials when she said that lmaoo
That's where I lost it lol
The animal was thirsty and was looking for a GATORADE.... 😆
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh jeez
🏆🏆🏆🤣🤣🤣
I'll take it lol
good one
Fun thing about Gatorade: It actually is named for Gators. Scientists at University of Florida developed Gatorade to help their football team, the Gators, hydrated in the Florida heat.
Second fun thing: Rival school Florida State University would go on to develop a similar beverage for their athletes, nicknamed the Seminoles, but it turns out "Seminole Fluid" wasn't a big seller.
Lady when she is close to dying:
Lady when the alligator steps on her wine: *TRIGGERED*
No,
When close to dying: plays games on computer
When steps on whine: *TRIGGERED*
Alcoholic alligator, Now you have seen everything
😂 I’ve never felt more understood, this lady was mad about the wine not scared about the gator
Priorities
Florida's an interesting place
It's florida dude, a floridaman microwaved a microwave what do you expect
alligator: puts dents in walls breaks glass and eats a cat.
her: “my wine bru”
The thumbnail is scary enough, looks like something out of a horror movie.
@Somnus Waltz relax! Lmao who said anybody was unrelaxed?? I was unaware that emotions can be conveyed over the internet. How about you relax and not read so much into regular comments....and no not my first time seening a alligator but it was the first time I've seen such a dumb reply to a comment. 🤡
I thought the thumbnail was photoshopped. I clicked on the video just to be sure...NOPE, DEFINITELY REAL. Haha
Well that's Florida for you.
Are you mad about the wine? "YES!"
Here in Goa, India, my family members freak out whenever they see a large gecko on the wall - we have plenty of those here, and while not exactly cute, they're basically harmless creatures.
So I showed this video to my family. They have now made peace with the geckos.
Gecko wont do a thing, besides they eats worms and mosquitos.
Aren't geckos cute looking?
@@arfriedman4577 yeah, they are very cute! We have a large group in our garden - they seem pretty happy over there and not interested at all to sneak inside.The type we have are known to invade homes, but ours are quite settled in the garden, so I wonder if those lizards do it only if they have no other "normal" place to live due to human infrastructure.
@@elifrost7890 thank you for your lovely information.
Due to escaped or abandoned pets, it's likely that the same species of geckos you have in Goa are also in Florida, although there is also one species of gecko that is actually native to Florida.
I love this woman right here she is a straight up fearless woman. "After 55 years of nursing don't you think I've seen it all? Well apparently not" when she made that statement I tuned in quickly. "I went in my bedroom and started playing computer games to settle down". No I couldn't have done it if I would have ever witnessed something like that everybody on the block would hear me screaming and hollering and I would have ran out the house I couldn't just go in another room and play video games not me.
I could actually xd
I would pull up an ASMR video and fall asleep on the spot
ok but she lives 50m from a stream which has gators so she knew she could face them one day (but not in her kitchen). People who are terrified of gators probably wouldn't live there.
Lol same
If you have it contained and have escape route (door or window) can't see how you wouldn't be able to survive in there until 911 comes. Gators are strong but doors are their Achilles heel - this one even broken in via breaking window.
I laugh when she said "Why he'd pick my condo, out of all other condos"🤣💀
69 likes, make a wish!
My parents told me every dog we gave away went to.s big farm too, kudos to all you kind farmers with unlimited room for animals to take in
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"The GOOD STUFF!"
He's not a cheap drunk Mary.
Maybe he is…..
"I don't know why he wanted my red wine, but he got my red wine. The GOOD stuff!"
Are you mad about the wine ?
@@lillianlozada8400
Yes!! You just know she wanted to say hell yes.😅🌼
Alligator in the kitchen: *FEAR ME*
Women in the other room: *yawns and plays games on her computer as if it's a normal day on Florida*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:34 THE CROCODILE SHAPED HOLE HAHAHA😂😂😂