Irrational Fear | ASMR | Yandere Hanji Zoë x Listener
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- Опубліковано 12 вер 2024
- When a new disease surfaces in the Survey Corps population, Hanji takes it upon herself to make sure you’re safe.
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Hanji: What were ya talking about
Me: Commander Eyebrows and how he needs to shave those things
They’re literally caterpillars you can’t prove me wrong
And the fact that the world secrets are in there
@@Shadowrealmholder not just the world the entire universe 😬
@@frost_bite8372 it like the entire solar system
@I took a nap about what kind of caterpillars do you have where you are? ; - ;
“Do you have a fear of needles”
*laughs in my unnecessary fear of needles*
Do you fear the needle or what’s inside of it? Is it the gun or the bullet? The snake or it’s fangs? The darkness or what’s inside of it?
@@coffeecartoons5345 The second answer on all of them
@@coffeecartoons5345the needle
WE NEED YANDERE QUEEN HISTORIA
AND I SWEAR TO YOU THAT YOU SHALL HAVE HER ONCE I GET CAUGHT UP ON REQUESTS
Insomniac Productions THANK YOU MUCH APPRECIATED
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSSS
LOUD NOISES!
Ah I see you’re still growing this Aot yandere universe. I like your work
Me when I hear needle:*awkwardly walks away* baby I'm not even here I'm a hallucination
Same here bro 😔✋
Just a mirage.
Baby I'm not even here💅
I’m gonna just switch universes 😃
Frrr but for Hange tho😍😍 I'll let it slide
*Sees needle*
My unneeded fear of needles: *nah bitxh we out* ✌😗
get that bread get that head than leave peace out 😃💅🏼
Lol I love needles for some reason-
@@taesxl
AAAHHHHH *screams*
I'll seriously die if i see one help me
THIS HAS NO RIGHT BEING THIS GREAT OMG
Hanji = "Let me get the syringe ready"
Me = (having straight anxiety) oh shit,oh shit,oh shit.......Help me!!!
Same here LOL
Same
"Anxiety of syringe" Squad
AHHH help me why r we all here
Ikik to get through our fear of needles but idk shall i watch it i don't wanna faint
/eternal scream
A virus, huh. I think she means Covid-19 (Coronavirus).
Based on the other videos I've seen, I think it's a virus that turns everyone into yandere's owo
Hange: I can’t have her take you away from me
me: This is where i become a gold medalist at running for the olympics
Lol
I love the aot yandere videos they give you happiness that someone cares about you so much but fear because they might love you too much keep going I love it
Also should have yandere mikasa get involved some how that would be awesome
Hange: Do you have a fear of needles?
Me: No. *cries in I’ve been poked with needles a lot*
Insomniac productions.
Thank you for doing a yandere Hange video.
She more awesome and crazier than ever.
"Hange is hot" 😂😂 oh mah gad that name is amazing
HANGE, BEST WAIFU
Culture detected!
@@youreverydayanimefan6859 Trueeee
I like how it took me my third listen of this to realise that she sedates the listener at the end to stop them from mixing with others and getting the disease. I just thought she took too much blood, but she was actually putting them to sleep. How yandere..
While im watching this i think about Corona Virus 2019
2019?
Sumayya it was found in 2019. That’s why it’s call COVID-19
@@ruby7684 ohh I didn't know that you taught me something today.. xD
@@MELANIEMARTINEZSLAYSSSSS I KEEP SEEING YOU WHAT THE FU-
Last time a needle got stuck in me I was with my dad and sleep deprived bc the plan was to be so tired I wouldn’t register it, but instead I was super hyper. So when she stuck it in I screamed “Oh she’s killed me” and didn’t realize until we left the clinic entirely that the people in the waiting room could hear and I made them all nervous. I just thought their skin was naturally that pale but I should’ve probably guessed myself when their wide eyes followed me out the door.
I'm gonna' do that the next time I get a shot, and scare the living s**t out a' people.
Draco malfoy?
Harry Potter?
Anyone remember that scene?
Hange all you had to do was ask, I would have gladly gone away with you XD Lovely as always Insomniac!
Also
"Do you have a fear of needles?"
*Laughs in diabetic*
*Laughs in the ability to space out and not feel anything*
@@shototodoroki5357 wrong universe Shoto
@@cool9229 I know
Laughs in dissociation
Hanji: do you have a fear of needles
Me: laughs because I’m a type 1 diabetic🤪😂🥲
"There's a new virus going around"
*me noticing this was posted last year*
*also me in 2021*
Me: yeah no sh!t it's something called Covid-19, it's killed about half of the world's population and its still bloody going around everywhere and its been happening for a Year HANJI!
This really, _really_ didn't age well...
And that is a factual statement
I don't think any video with a slight topic of a virus ages well.
I feel like it aged perfectly 😂💀
@@Jellysfrickingstuff lmao i forgot this comment even existed
lmao yeah
Hanji: are you ok
Me: scared of needles. I'm going to die
Oh my goodness, i feel really scared right now, although i thought when I first met Hanji Zoe to get a "check-up", i knew that something was wrong, and something was off/not right as well, but I thought it was going to like just get a check-up and then be on my way, except not really, since during the video, I went to visit Hanji Zoe to have a check-up, but when she notice how pale I was from looking at my condition that I am in, and then when she told me to have a seat, so I took a seat, and I have gotten a shot, "except I wished if it was a butterfly-needle, since that is what I'm most comfortable with it". Anyway she starts to talk about that I was spending much time with Mikasa and Sasha too, and I try to answer her questions, but I felt nervous and uncomfortable, and also I felt confused after what she was talking about to herself, but then she gave me a normal check-up, but after she promised to give me no more shots, and she apologized for what she is about to do to me, and she gave me something that makes my my muscles feel numbs and I felt strange that I try to stand up, but I feel weak and end up sitting back down on the bed,, and she told me about Mikasa, that she was trying to talked me away from Hanji Zoe, and I try to explain to Hanji Zoe, but instead I started feeling sleepy and Hanji Zoe told me to lay down, and I end up laying down and weakly said Hanji Zoe, as she told me that the "type of syringe she gave me is inside my body/b.l.o.o.d-streams and then Hanji Zoe told me that I'm going to be quarantine and keep me "safe" and not be able to see Mikasa again, but after I passed out, Hanji Zoe told me that once I'm awake and behave, she would not give me "no more shots, I promised" which i soon realized that Hanji Zoe has now become a yandere, and I feel like that I might not be so "safe" with Hanji Zoe, when she is in yander mode right now, but I like it so far, keep up the good work, and I hope you have a good morning/afternoon/evening too, and also I hope you have a good day as well, and also thanks for recommending me the video too.
Also I'm sorry, if it's a bit too much, please forgive me, and hope we could still be friends too.
me reading this and hearing the star wars theme in my head
@@himikotoga8031 ok?
@@crosby6685 that was actually quite funny
Is that what you felt when watching video?
@user-qp1th4qm3k well I just wanted to show my reaction to the video, but I'm really sorry 😔, please forgive me, if my comments is not so good, since I really try my best after all, but again I'm really sorry,
Please do more hanji stuff
Fun fact- in real life i hate shots/needles
Never enugh yandere goodness
My biggest fear is needles so yea I'm trembling at the thought of needing this crap
"Do you have a fear of needles?"
*smiles in getting a needle through me everyday*
Turn on the captions and at 14:15. I died laughing. 🤣🤣🤣
Thank you for showing me this. Btw awesome Name!
Eren turn into a Aoron i see
😭😂😂😂
LMAO ME KISS ASS
LOL "KISS-ASS" AND "AORON"
Me over here following the breathing in and out because it always relaxes me
I frickin love Hanji but those green fluids and the needle is legit scaring me 😂
ANNNNNNNNNNNNND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD I HATE NEEDLES SO MUCH LIKE I CANT EVEN EXPRESS OMG THERE SO SCARY! 😔 (Yes I do have Trypanophobia and Aichmophobia) so when I heard needles I was like hell no
You’re videos are awesome as always great work! Also I’ve noticed there is a real lack of Spider- Gwen asmr and for some reason I feel like you have a cool voice for her, something to try possibly? That would be so cool
I’m unfamiliar with Spider- Gwen. Could you tell me a bit about her?
Her: do you have any allergies to any medication
Me: yes 1 that I know of
Her: none that you know of
Me: what did I just say 👁👄👁
Hanji: *shows needle* You scared of this?
Me:…NIGERUNDAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
When Hanji Asked us about Needles ,
Me : Oh I am scared me ? Nah 👌👌 . Legends do not fears Needles
Then when the needle is 3 cm away from your skin you scream..
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
But seriously same me to..............oof that's sad for me.................
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I have a very large and I mean VERY large fear of needles
I'm the devil titan *jumps out of window*
I need a part 2
My anxiety for the shot part was out of control!
honestly I would have volenteeraly let her kidnapp me
It’s like “ oh u wanna kidnap me?, here all just tie my self up so it’s easier on ur end “
@@Dazai_Husband FR LMAO..
Corona 3x virus
But she is kinda bit scary
Can you please do yandere petra ral because I have seen no one do that yet thx
Definitely! Any gender preference for the listener or is gender neutral all right?
@@InsomniacProductions835 female of course
@@kelvinMidulOfficial gender neutral.
Could you do hanji x yandere listener like there her assistant and start to get really overprotective and she asks about it and all that drama. It's all right if not 😁
part 2 please!!!!
I saw a yandere Hanji audio and my bi kicked in TwT
Baby Bi bi bi bi bi bi bi
Me coughing up my lungs: no no I'm fine
I love this lady so much jeezys
Alright I gotta ask: Is it bad to love any yandere at all?
I would have reflexed kicked Hanji by now when it gets to the second needle
The fact that I got shots today already
I’ll pass on more
(I had to get hpv, flu, and tetanus)
corona virus 😋
You seem happy...
Everyone in the comments: CoRoNa
Me: Is there some kind of virus going around and turning characters into yandere's? ~w~
YANDERE HANGE ZOE SUPREMACY
when they mentioned needles I thought of Mr. Yeager 😶
Fun fact: every seven years all your cells would have died so you a completely different person but your genes stay the same
Quite odd if you ask me
Me think this is fine 13 minutes in wtf is going on
all hail yandere Hange
all hail yandere Hange
all hail yandere Hange
all hail yandere Hange
all hail yandere Hange
all hail yandere Hange
all hail yandere Hange
all hail yandere Hange
Me cursor
Kamehameha universal
Me equihoque esa tecnica es del ssj 10
Sorry, but what is written on the cover was seen in green font?
Is it weird how when she said breath in and out I actually did it?
First
Crap beat me to it
I came in place 122 🥲
Bro this is the shit
I have a suggestion
Yandere hitch x listener
Talk about irrational fear of syringes. Amirite? 😐
Hehe
man this did NOT age well
Oh yeah covid 26