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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024

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  • @curtisnelsoncrazy_gamer_1086
    @curtisnelsoncrazy_gamer_1086 4 роки тому +221

    So let me get this straight
    Annie is a cat
    Eren is a titan
    Armin is a bunny and a vampire
    And Hanji and levi are also vampires

    • @hanjizoe1
      @hanjizoe1 4 роки тому +20

      Yes you're correct

    • @staringtitan2497
      @staringtitan2497 3 роки тому +20

      and i'm an idiot

    • @hanjizoe1
      @hanjizoe1 3 роки тому +14

      @@staringtitan2497 no you're a beautiful titan

    • @staringtitan2497
      @staringtitan2497 3 роки тому +10

      @@hanjizoe1 since sawney and beane died you can use me to experiment i won't eat you

    • @hanjizoe1
      @hanjizoe1 3 роки тому +12

      @@staringtitan2497 yes i won't do hurtful experiments on you my new titan

  • @sorellehattori2466
    @sorellehattori2466 3 роки тому +71

    Hanji: I need bloo-
    Me: YES
    SAY LESS 🧎🏻‍♀️

  • @bibosagsgaming2335
    @bibosagsgaming2335 4 роки тому +105

    Hange: can i dri-
    Me: Go ahead, drink my blood

    • @-LifewithV247-
      @-LifewithV247- 3 роки тому +7

      Like yes hanji idgaf drain me✋

    • @sparkling_space
      @sparkling_space 2 роки тому

      Yea go ahead and just drink all of it I’ll be fine

  • @user-ut6ok4vz7q
    @user-ut6ok4vz7q 4 роки тому +177

    "I can't afford to die yet"
    Same honestly

    • @LeviAckerman-ys3fk
      @LeviAckerman-ys3fk 3 роки тому +6

      .-.

    • @ehe1447
      @ehe1447 3 роки тому +5

      HANJI AND LEVI damn I am in the presence of 2 gods

    • @LeviAckerman-ys3fk
      @LeviAckerman-ys3fk 3 роки тому +3

      @Serenity Drumhellerwhy not?

    • @lstcause6948
      @lstcause6948 3 роки тому +2

      Captain Levi well I guess you're just checking on her ey

    • @raccoonn1
      @raccoonn1 3 роки тому +4

      I- you never saw me here k 😃

  • @eyeballpaul714
    @eyeballpaul714 4 роки тому +117

    If we're talking classic movie monsters, I could totally see Hanji in a Jekyll & Hyde scenario. That "science experiment gone wrong" stuff is totally up her alley.

  • @Unkn0wnSw4g
    @Unkn0wnSw4g 3 роки тому +31

    Me: *trying to convince myself I’m straight*
    Hange plus some other anime characters: *just exists*
    Me: F r i c k

  • @sherminesaw3213
    @sherminesaw3213 4 роки тому +84

    Hanji : So you found a series that keeps you up all night . What it is?
    Me : Wattpad - and i oop-😐🤭

    • @sun.blxxm__3296
      @sun.blxxm__3296 3 роки тому +3

      Yes. I was reading Wattpad all night once and I had to go to school the next day lmao

    • @wolfsbergarts727
      @wolfsbergarts727 3 роки тому +2

      Brooo I joined in 2014 and haven’t gone back since, but I wanna write an AOT AU fanfic

    • @OnlyFun-xd5tl
      @OnlyFun-xd5tl 3 роки тому +2

      Yep Me As A Writer I approve . Hanje The Man is Telling the Truth 👌

    • @weebsimp1019
      @weebsimp1019 3 роки тому +2

      I thought of twilight instantly

  • @gigii.77867
    @gigii.77867 4 роки тому +55

    Omg vampire hanji??
    You spoil us too much

  • @teeth6209
    @teeth6209 3 роки тому +14

    Hanji: you found a new series?
    Me: Twilight

  • @ivycentral8694
    @ivycentral8694 3 роки тому +38

    "what's the series about"
    me: *Goes on an entire rant on supernatural*
    "didn't know you were into vampires and other creatures"
    *HOLY SHIT*

    • @Bluryg83
      @Bluryg83 3 роки тому +3

      Ngl I said stalking and killing lol

    • @justaweeb8411
      @justaweeb8411 3 роки тому

      @@Bluryg83 what means ngl?

    • @Bluryg83
      @Bluryg83 3 роки тому

      @@justaweeb8411 it means "not going to lie "

  • @hinaspence8813
    @hinaspence8813 3 роки тому +39

    hange in 2sec of the vid: *breaths*
    me: and suddenly I'm ✨gay✨

    • @justaweeb8411
      @justaweeb8411 3 роки тому +2

      Same⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄-⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

  • @todorokisfavouriteobject9109
    @todorokisfavouriteobject9109 3 роки тому +14

    *”The library?”*
    *Me* : Wait-that hell actually exists?! And I went there?!

  • @dashurii7460
    @dashurii7460 4 роки тому +35

    WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREECHED WHEN I SAW THIS-

  • @mayuichikawa7752
    @mayuichikawa7752 4 роки тому +46

    I will say this once and only once.
    Hanji-Stan is my Wafiu

  • @mckenziehaase8420
    @mckenziehaase8420 3 роки тому +8

    Hange: can I drink your blood
    Me: TAKE IT ALL

  • @Jellysfrickingstuff
    @Jellysfrickingstuff 3 роки тому +8

    9:00
    Me on the outside: this is scary hanji be gentle!
    Me on the inside: *puppet monkey with side eye, looking left and right nervously gif here*

  • @loaf4957
    @loaf4957 3 роки тому +16

    when she started to drink our blood I thought she would stop and say in a low voice
    '' Why is it spicey.......''

    • @leozorbz
      @leozorbz 2 роки тому +5

      NO PLEASE- 💀🤚

  • @Astro-fang
    @Astro-fang 2 роки тому +3

    She's so sweet^^ and she cares about us

  • @thedogueofsparta9479
    @thedogueofsparta9479 3 роки тому +21

    Hanji is nice at the heart but by god is she the insane waifu we need

  • @lstcause6948
    @lstcause6948 3 роки тому +13

    Hanji : I need to drink your blood
    Me: I'm fine with that go ahead 😐😑😐😑nothing to loose anyways

  • @ashe69
    @ashe69 3 роки тому +6

    Hange: Im a Vampire Me: No wonder why ur so attractive!

  • @Ash-mk7sc
    @Ash-mk7sc 3 роки тому +6

    Hanji: can i drink your blood?
    me: fuck yeah drink everything Hottie😫☝️

    • @Ash-mk7sc
      @Ash-mk7sc 3 роки тому +2

      okok but what kinda shit i wrote here? well ig idk but i kinda blushed hard when she licked our neck :]

  • @fanboi4313
    @fanboi4313 4 роки тому +10

    Anything for you hanji 🛐🛐🛐🛐

  • @jorjeechan6981
    @jorjeechan6981 2 роки тому +4

    ‘What was it about’
    Me: *Explaining the enemy series lore*
    ‘I didn’t know you liked things about vampires’
    Me: ‘well I mean… Paul did eat someone, that count?’

  • @averagejojoenthusiast4640
    @averagejojoenthusiast4640 3 роки тому +6

    I died reading this, but my brain went WOOOOOOO

  • @ladyserena1989
    @ladyserena1989 2 роки тому +6

    “ …-if I like your neck”
    *screams in lesbian*

  • @abadgyal
    @abadgyal 4 роки тому +26

    You are making my day better and thank you for this you really make a good work and this is admirable ❤❤
    Also ymir...😝😝 can't wait !!!!
    Thank you so much 😘😘

  • @cyrus_minev3169
    @cyrus_minev3169 3 роки тому +6

    Well it’s about a kid who goes through time, it’s very interesting an-
    “Vampires?”
    Umm yeah sure we’ll go with that 😂

  • @jasmijnvanderwacht264
    @jasmijnvanderwacht264 4 роки тому +8

    I love this,
    Hopefully you gonna make an part 2.
    🖤🧛🏻‍♀️

  • @ctrlmia1873
    @ctrlmia1873 3 роки тому +3

    OMG BYE I SAW THIS WAS POSTED ON MY BIRTHDAY I-😩

  • @_Rere._.
    @_Rere._. 3 роки тому +18

    Okay but like I would let hanji drink my blood any day-
    Also I’m totally not obsessed with 3 shows based on vampires-

  • @virgootaku6954
    @virgootaku6954 4 роки тому +6

    I’m happy I was on yt

  • @smiley-4532
    @smiley-4532 3 роки тому +2

    THIS IS SO AMAZING

  • @neohelios4776
    @neohelios4776 3 роки тому +2

    More likely she won’t starve to death but she might go crazy and drain someone.

  • @lilianalozoya2918
    @lilianalozoya2918 4 роки тому +5

    Yayayayayyayayay i love her so much

  • @averagejojoenthusiast4640
    @averagejojoenthusiast4640 3 роки тому +4

    oh god I'm talking too much this has changed me, my, my, what a pain

  • @paulinapaulina596
    @paulinapaulina596 4 роки тому +8

    HANJI HANJI HANJI ❤❤❤

    • @justaweeb8411
      @justaweeb8411 3 роки тому

      I thought it's Hange and not Hanji?🤔〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

    • @paulinapaulina596
      @paulinapaulina596 3 роки тому +1

      @@justaweeb8411 now I think that too but I also think that both forms are actually correct because in my opinion Hange sounds the same as Hanji and especially english speakers could get confused

    • @justaweeb8411
      @justaweeb8411 3 роки тому

      @@paulinapaulina596 thx a lot. ༼ つ ◕‿◕ ༽つ( ꈍᴗꈍ)

  • @mrkrimsonj114
    @mrkrimsonj114 Рік тому

    I'd love to see a sequel to this with a sleep aid ending

  • @leahprince559
    @leahprince559 4 роки тому +7

    yes take my blood please

  • @unknownunknown3503
    @unknownunknown3503 3 роки тому +4

    What's stopping hanji from establishing multobe sources of blood and taking a little bit from each person and if you establish enuf the person will only feel drousy

  • @emperorgoose5982
    @emperorgoose5982 4 роки тому +33

    Anyone wanna read the Shrek script with me ?

  • @zweetmassacre
    @zweetmassacre 4 роки тому +6

    haNGE BAMOIRENSJNSJS IM NOT READY

  • @OnlyFun-xd5tl
    @OnlyFun-xd5tl 3 роки тому +2

    Me after Hearing , Hanje asked me for Blood ,
    Me : 👀⚡⚡⚡🎊😶

  • @woonve_
    @woonve_ 4 роки тому +4

    MYYYYYYYYYYY HEAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

  • @imverytired769
    @imverytired769 4 роки тому +18

    Please do more mikasa!

  • @soya-kun4515
    @soya-kun4515 4 роки тому +29

    Imagine being first ehehe

  • @FlaglerAmerica
    @FlaglerAmerica 4 роки тому +7

    A afford to die for....

  • @justasentientmclarenp1879
    @justasentientmclarenp1879 4 роки тому +5

    Nice

  • @xion13t28
    @xion13t28 4 роки тому +3

    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

  • @averagejojoenthusiast4640
    @averagejojoenthusiast4640 3 роки тому +7

    sigh.. what went wrong in my life?

  • @suchahangesimp4141
    @suchahangesimp4141 3 роки тому

    Don't know why but I come here every night

  • @itookanapabout4480
    @itookanapabout4480 3 роки тому +2

    I got shots today so don’t take it from my arm-

    • @motherofdemonmonkeys7467
      @motherofdemonmonkeys7467 3 роки тому +1

      Good job
      Why did I say that?...HaHa
      I
      I
      I
      V
      That you didn't die before it stuck in your skin..

  • @pauloackerman2003
    @pauloackerman2003 4 роки тому +7

    Like 😊

  • @cryptidcreater1147
    @cryptidcreater1147 4 роки тому +3

    I am a cripteds freak

  • @laerlokre
    @laerlokre 3 роки тому +3

    HEYHEYEHEYEHYEHEHEHE HANGE ILYSM [lipbite] [debby_ryan]

  • @sun.blxxm__3296
    @sun.blxxm__3296 4 роки тому +11

    Anyone else here in 2022?

    • @hanjizoe1
      @hanjizoe1 4 роки тому +5

      TIME TRAVELER

    • @bibosagsgaming2335
      @bibosagsgaming2335 4 роки тому +5

      Anyone else here in 845 the fall of shiganshina?

    • @hanjizoe1
      @hanjizoe1 4 роки тому +4

      @@bibosagsgaming2335 for me it's the Year 850 and Eren is 19 and I'm in my 30's

    • @bibosagsgaming2335
      @bibosagsgaming2335 4 роки тому +1

      @@hanjizoe1 :O, but u...died :(

    • @bibosagsgaming2335
      @bibosagsgaming2335 4 роки тому +1

      @@hanjizoe1 u died, because u sacrificed...your life

  • @Yeagerist6686
    @Yeagerist6686 9 місяців тому

    Me: This is a Great and Creative Idea
    SPOILER ALERT
    The Creator of Aot: They are just Humans with an injection in there neck, Bye Bye Theories.

  • @velvetsky7284
    @velvetsky7284 3 роки тому +3

    O nie dziwna loszka

  • @kaleaustin
    @kaleaustin Рік тому

    You know that I am an Titan😂😂

  • @bisharp1211
    @bisharp1211 3 роки тому +2

    Hanji stay away from me

  • @averagejojoenthusiast4640
    @averagejojoenthusiast4640 3 роки тому +3

    please send help I heard an asmr

  • @averagejojoenthusiast4640
    @averagejojoenthusiast4640 3 роки тому

    HELP ME PLEASE