14:00 no matter how much I would of liked to include my clips into the comps I made for the Goons or others to basically free promote my stuff, I never did or didn't even think about doing so because that is in itself is just scummy af 1000%. I rather have people enjoy my stuff by their choice and not force my content down their esophagus in a video that they chosen to specifically enjoy to see the Goons/their friends. Common mannerism
Topic: If a “Make a Wish” child’s wish was to meet Dooo/Mcnasty face to face before he possibly passes away, would Dooo/Mcnasty comply or reject his wish?
That frog conversation has to be one of my favourite moments from this podcast. Just Matt absolutely losing it while McNasty tries to get a word in lmao.
Fun fact: the pretzel is folded to represent the placing of one’s hands on their shoulders when they receive a blessing, and that pretzels were made by German monks and were given to children after they received a blessing.
I was listening to this podcast while driving home from work and I laughed so hard during the beginning that I braked too hard and got rear ended. 10/10
How do y'all drive or even walk around while listening to this podcast? All I can safely do is crochet. Even stitching was too dangerous as I hurt my fingies during an episode.😌
ummmmmm....? is that a sarcastic joke because if not ..... they do have merch but its not GOONS merch its their own channel merch ......there channel link are in the description ...... im sure that will lead u to their merch somehow
Ima just tell blarg right now, the only way hes never having kids is if he remains celibate, my mother was on birth control and my father used a condom and the condom broke and apparently the birth control was ass and here I came. So yea, that shit helps but its not a guarantee it seems.
My mother had an IUD (>99% effective) put in after my sister born . A few months later, she refused to believe the results of a pregnancy test. She went to the doctor and found out the IUD slipped out place. And here I am today.
45:33 well out here in southern Arizona I-19 is all in kilometers bc we have so much Mexican traffic going thru Tucson. I-19 goes straight to Nogales (boarder town) and then connects to I-10 which goes from East to west coast. So a lot of Mexican traffic and kilometers.
i think one of the funniest moments in any of your guys videos was the one where soup said “i’m a saint jude bitch”. i was laughing for like 10 mintues straight
Blarg and Soup should show their face; Dooo can show his lower body like he normally does on his Omegle videos: Mcnasty can keep a box on his head I guess
I have a cruel frog story. My father was a US Air Force aircraft crew chief for F-16s in Germany in the '80s, meaning he was like a mechanic guy. He was stationed at Ramstein Air Force Base, which had a creek running through it. They also had these big containers of liquid nitrogen or some freezing liquid. What they would do is they'd go to the creek, catch a frog, and put the frog in the liquid nitrogen and freeze it. Because some frogs i think can survive being frozen, the frogs would still be alive. Then, they'd go into the hanger and throw the frozen frogs onto the cement tarmac as hard as they could and the frogs would shatter like glass.
We used to have “frog nights” at my grandparents farm where we’d go around grabbing frogs and putting them in a bucket. Basically we had frog nights and frog buckets
Hey guys, I wanna thank you for always making me laugh. My girlfriend of 3 years that I planned to marry was killed in a car accident a few days ago and you cheer me up. Also, a topic: what is your idea of a perfect future? i.e. wife, kids, house, pets, whatever.
Next Podcast Topic: If there was an instance where one goon had to die to save the others,(including grizzy) who would each of you vote for to die and why?
10 topic ideas for the goons 1. If you were to be on the show naked and afraid, between the 4 of you who would you pick to partner with? (maybe Grizzy could be an option) 2. If you all were to have a 1v1 fistfight with each other who would win the most fights? 3. Rank these types of foods from worst to best: Chinses, Italian, Mexican, American, Greek? 4. What is your favorite instrument excluding the guitar? 5. Just before you die, you can ask god one question about the world and he will give you the true answer, what would you ask? 6. Would you consider purchasing the KFConsle? 7. If you had to choose between Rainbow Six Seige or CSGO, to be allowed to play one game for the rest of your life, and to never play the other game which would you choose? 8. Would you murder each other to get a free one-night stand with Madison Beer? 9. Would you rather be extremely allergic to your favorite food or forced to eat your least favorite food once a week? 10. Would you rather sweat milk or every time you fart you would shit a gallon of diarrhea?
5:30 I am german and I never eat pretzels with mustard. I always eat them with butter and everybody I know eats them also like that, but I think this is because I live in Bavaria. Everyone here eats pretzels like that I think, because that is like every bakery sells them as: either normal pretzels or they have just straigth up butter-pretzels in the storefront... Also I never heard of mustard pretzels until now
31:36 TRUE. This could be attributed to the fact that we as humans have to ability and level of consciousness to communicate and stand up for ourselves, while most animals/smaller creatures are unable to do so and are helpless in most cases.
The frog story Mcnasty was talking about kind of reminds me of this, well, let's call it a situation that happened at an old summer camp of mine. During this Summer camp, back when I was like 16, or 17, there was this high-functioning autistic kid in this fishing class with my buddies and I, who'd chill, talk with us, and was a very nice kid (he'd say some pretty out there stuff on occasion though, like a maintenance van drove past the mess hall once and this dude looked at us went, "I know what happens in that van. A strange man puts stuff in people's poop chutes). Anyhow, one of my buddies had this frog on the end of his line, dead, that he was using as bait (I can't recall how he even got this frog), and he wasn't getting any bites so he reeled in his rod and sat it facing away from us on this bench we were sat on. So the one kid walks over to us, let's call him Erin, anyhow, Erin comes over, looks at the dead Frog, and goes, "I wanna stomp on it." My buddy, in the most nonchalant way, takes it off the hook, tosses it on the ground and goes, "Sure man." And Erin fullout stomped this little frog corpse into oblivion. But it gets worse. There were these younger kids that saw this, and started catching live frogs and having Erin stomp on them, while they were alive. It was fucking crazy. Like, I would just be sitting there waiting for something to pull my line, look over, and here are these kids walking over with frogs on their hooks. Actually, Erin looked at me once and was just like, "I want Justin to lose his frog-killing virginity," and I was just like, "nah man, imma just walk down to the other lake."
People reuploading clips really does help reach a wider audience. I saw the “sponsored by fire” clip in a vine compilation and died laughing so I looked y’all up and have been watching since
14:00 no matter how much I would of liked to include my clips into the comps I made for the Goons or others to basically free promote my stuff, I never did or didn't even think about doing so because that is in itself is just scummy af 1000%. I rather have people enjoy my stuff by their choice and not force my content down their esophagus in a video that they chosen to specifically enjoy to see the Goons/their friends. Common mannerism
True it’s very scummy
You deserve more love
@@jacobwynne8767 💙💙💙💙
Thank you for the comp videos and hope you're doing well with your new content!!
We love you
blarg absolutely dying at “huge frog fan” gives me life
Egg
Egg
@@Rryan8065 egg
@@xeno-xk4bd egg
@@Rryan8065 egg
blarg cackling over "big frog fan" is the greatest thing ive ever heard
Egg
@@mr.tortaz8199 some people suck
I don't think he's as funny as the others but he's a nice guy
I like ur Neko Atsume pfp of Billy 😄
Frog dude unfortunately overshadowed the fact that a Canadian got violent for the first time in history
I love how right when the podcast starts Dooo says "I still have my hand down my shaft" 😂
It took me way to long to read this
DOWNNN?
@@rivulose8362 YEAH THAT DISTURBED ME TOO
lmao fr, i was caught off guard
Egg
Next Podcast Topic: (directed at Dooo and McNasty) are you or have you ever been worried your IRL friends might leak your identity for clout?
This. They need to answer
Must answer
Wtf this isn't a must answer. If your friends are that scummy you should get new friends.
@@DertMcDerty How would you know they'd leak your ID for clout? Please humor me.
Wow, an actual good topic in the comments
topic: describe what your stereotypical fan looks like / does
@Brutality ! dont think they get that far in life
@@DnkyRL Well......I'm 47 with a career. That's kinda far in life.
@@killersopinion1829 did you mix plain milk with elmers glue, heard it has some effect
Egg
cheeseburger with mustard
Topic:
If a “Make a Wish” child’s wish was to meet Dooo/Mcnasty face to face before he possibly passes away, would Dooo/Mcnasty comply or reject his wish?
Egg
@@xeno-xk4bd spaghetti or meat
I mean, who are they gonna tell?
@@jacksonherman9630 egg
They answered this im a previous podcast
We need a new screen format for the podcast to show Soup's live Tetris gameplay.
Epic
What is soups streaming schedule ive never seen him put his link while streaming like blarg and Mcnasty
I seriously want to see Tetris gameplay overtop of the podcast
wheres the PETITION . 👁️👄👁️
@@Death_Trooper-177 if you're on Twitch, you'd get notifs only.
We don't need a Doo face reveal, we have mcnasty's descriptions
Shhhhhhhhh, let imaginations take its course
@@Fynn0Funn soft sour cream on a cracker ;) thank me later
@@euphemia8769 Plus soup said McNasty looks like Kevin from the office so thats how I imagine he looks
@@euphemia8769 mmmmmmm~
A mole rat?
I’ve had quite literally nothing to do for about 30 minutes, thank you goons
Egg
Meat
@@tylerwilson7385 spaghetti > meat
Is your profile picture from one of tuxbirds thumbnails
Yeah i found the video...it's called "Rainbow Six Siege's Troubling Truth" by Tuxbird
"frogs are friends, not food"
soup:
frog soup
frogschwitz
@@j_ziggg jew frogs and dog bacon
@@j_ziggg frog ashes
29:20 I've never heard blarg laugh that hard except maybe when he did the goose laugh
That frog conversation has to be one of my favourite moments from this podcast. Just Matt absolutely losing it while McNasty tries to get a word in lmao.
Blarg dying to he’s a fan of frogs is hilarious 😂 😂💀
Egg
Meat
@@Death_Trooper-177 spaghetti
and now he's a fan of frogs.. :D
Fun fact: the pretzel is folded to represent the placing of one’s hands on their shoulders when they receive a blessing, and that pretzels were made by German monks and were given to children after they received a blessing.
Dooo: Yh I wanna have a few kids
Every female within a 100 mile radius: *_[slowly opening legs]_*
I was listening to this podcast while driving home from work and I laughed so hard during the beginning that I braked too hard and got rear ended. 10/10
Guess you can say that this podcast was a banger!
*ba dum tss*
How do y'all drive or even walk around while listening to this podcast?
All I can safely do is crochet. Even stitching was too dangerous as I hurt my fingies during an episode.😌
@@sevvysweetsparkles6969 lmao
I already know blarg gonna love the hell out of his kids and teach em a bunch of stuff
The frog bucket was real
I’m shaking
Disappointed they didn't throw the frogs at the wall
As soon as mcnasty talked about the frog bucket I was laughing so hard I cried
Blarg: that's what 15 year old girls watch
Me a 15 year old girl: no no we dont
A girl? Watching the goons?
*such progressive times*
Kids watching the goons? Woah...oh no. Ok fine then (0_o)
@@shruthimaniyodath7755 atleast I'm not 12 😂
@@yoomama1092 :) heh ok
Uh yeah you deeeeefinitely doo
Flossing with Jesus should be a name of a metal album
New username
@@kingstonlabelle6954 wait 206 so 205 people have that user name 😂
@@phantomsamurai4400 no lol just random numbers
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@@xeno-xk4bd frog
This is the first episode that actually made me tear up, fucking hell.
In the words of Da Baby “LETS GOOO”
Less go*
Sheeeesh
les gooo*
Amen 🙏
In the words of Mario "Lets-a Go"
Dooo: I’m feeling a little more alpha
McNasty: I’m bout to ruin this whole mans career😎😂
This intro has to be the best one yet
Check out "Mcnasty's weirdest kink", definitely one for the books when it comes to intros
@@dr.roundbottom31 it definitely is 😂
The way soup says "excuse me?" At 29:20 just had me dying lol
Ikr lol
Hey dooo, i finally asked my piano teacher if I could learn Ascend with him and I’m officially learning ascend with an old guy
HUGE W
I'm gonna have a luscious night listening to the rest of this with that kind of Intro
Y’all need to make some merch, I would totally buy some
ummmmmm....? is that a sarcastic joke because if not ..... they do have merch but its not GOONS merch its their own channel merch ......there channel link are in the description ...... im sure that will lead u to their merch somehow
@@ohdangitsnix7404 I think he means goons merch
32:54 Dooo: OR WHITE! LMAO
"No kid likes them"
Me who grew up eating normal pretzels:
35:04 "Would you guys be there for me if I was going goose hunting?"
Topic: What is the craziest 4th of July Party you’ve had? Or Canada Day for Blarg.
Ima just tell blarg right now, the only way hes never having kids is if he remains celibate, my mother was on birth control and my father used a condom and the condom broke and apparently the birth control was ass and here I came. So yea, that shit helps but its not a guarantee it seems.
Damn bro you should be a middle school health teacher
Or he could get a vasectomy and his girlfriend can get her tubes tied
My mother had an IUD (>99% effective) put in after my sister born . A few months later, she refused to believe the results of a pregnancy test. She went to the doctor and found out the IUD slipped out place. And here I am today.
Why are there so many mistakes in the comments today? (no offense)
Abortion is also an option
Goons, please have Dooo play Huniepop. It will be great content for you guys.
Dooo should call the girls who are obsessed with him Doooupies.
*TOPIC:* What is your favorite cereal.
Oh god if they answer this its gonna turn into a fight
Mcnasty is gonna judge soup for what he eats
Probably nails
@Im Errorz explosive flavour
45:33 well out here in southern Arizona I-19 is all in kilometers bc we have so much Mexican traffic going thru Tucson. I-19 goes straight to Nogales (boarder town) and then connects to I-10 which goes from East to west coast. So a lot of Mexican traffic and kilometers.
The fucking mayonnaise part almost killed me, Everything was going dark and all I could hear was my breath leaving me. Fucking amazing.
Love seeing the podcast every week! also this podcast is numero 1 in Bumpass, Denmark!
i think one of the funniest moments in any of your guys videos was the one where soup said “i’m a saint jude bitch”. i was laughing for like 10 mintues straight
Wow that's an old ass clip
I like how it took blarg 20 mins to talk about his cousin liking frogs.
Topic: Super trippy crazy or scary dreams you’ve guys had. Or times if you’ve been saved or have saved anyone by something or someone
51:53 "I DON'T LIKE MAYONNAISE"
Blarg and Soup should show their face; Dooo can show his lower body like he normally does on his Omegle videos: Mcnasty can keep a box on his head I guess
nah, he should just wear a box on his head
McNasty should just show his forehead like he does on Twitter xD
nostradamus here
I have a cruel frog story. My father was a US Air Force aircraft crew chief for F-16s in Germany in the '80s, meaning he was like a mechanic guy. He was stationed at Ramstein Air Force Base, which had a creek running through it. They also had these big containers of liquid nitrogen or some freezing liquid. What they would do is they'd go to the creek, catch a frog, and put the frog in the liquid nitrogen and freeze it. Because some frogs i think can survive being frozen, the frogs would still be alive. Then, they'd go into the hanger and throw the frozen frogs onto the cement tarmac as hard as they could and the frogs would shatter like glass.
I don’t think I can use this podcast for a school project
Yeah your teacher would probably beat you.
@@Ingeb91 I love when my teacher beats me
@@knownaasher1512 kinky
@@runnuponyoclique 😏
We used to have “frog nights” at my grandparents farm where we’d go around grabbing frogs and putting them in a bucket. Basically we had frog nights and frog buckets
Hey guys, I wanna thank you for always making me laugh. My girlfriend of 3 years that I planned to marry was killed in a car accident a few days ago and you cheer me up. Also, a topic: what is your idea of a perfect future? i.e. wife, kids, house, pets, whatever.
Hey I'm sorry about that man... How are you holding up? Are things better now? All the love and prayers for your healing man🖤
The goonz tictok is how i started watching all of thedoo’s, blarg’s and soup’s videos. Started watching in march
Next Podcast Topic:
If there was an instance where one goon had to die to save the others,(including grizzy) who would each of you vote for to die and why?
I agree with Blarg, with me it’s on sight with a child, i feel like punting every child I have ever seen
Topic: what is a unusually food combo that you like example: French fries dipped in milkshake
Soup’s impersonation of his mexican friend is on point 🤣
My doctor says the chemotherapy isn’t able to help my cancer do to me watching this content 😂
ok?
34:10 YOHO Peg the Poop Deck :D
Thank fuck you guys uploaded, bored at work and need something to listen to that can make me laugh. Haven't listened yet, but had to say it!
I feel you dude. Just the fact that there's a new episode makes my day better.
10 topic ideas for the goons
1. If you were to be on the show naked and afraid, between the 4 of you who would you pick to partner with? (maybe Grizzy could be an option)
2. If you all were to have a 1v1 fistfight with each other who would win the most fights?
3. Rank these types of foods from worst to best: Chinses, Italian, Mexican, American, Greek?
4. What is your favorite instrument excluding the guitar?
5. Just before you die, you can ask god one question about the world and he will give you the true answer, what would you ask?
6. Would you consider purchasing the KFConsle?
7. If you had to choose between Rainbow Six Seige or CSGO, to be allowed to play one game for the rest of your life, and to never play the other game which would you choose?
8. Would you murder each other to get a free one-night stand with Madison Beer?
9. Would you rather be extremely allergic to your favorite food or forced to eat your least favorite food once a week?
10. Would you rather sweat milk or every time you fart you would shit a gallon of diarrhea?
Lowkey wish we had soups Tetris in the background lmao
I concur
First few seconds and mcnasty is already singing. Great start lmao.
Frogs are friends, not food
The French: 👁👄👁
Was waiting for this
Lolz im dying you can give the goons podcast one word and they can make fun of it
Mcnasty was a second away from calling doo a cute supple Virgin😂
I wonder how many people are listening to this podcast at the same time as me .
Us
Same
Boop
Friendly neighborhood frogcast
Please new podcast I’m dying
I saw the frog in the thumbnail and got beyond terrified
Has blarg ever sung? Like we hear the other three all the time and blarg’ll sometimes joke about with them but I’ve never heard him properly sing...
I'm replying to keep tabs. Gotta know.
Same.
5:30 I am german and I never eat pretzels with mustard. I always eat them with butter and everybody I know eats them also like that, but I think this is because I live in Bavaria. Everyone here eats pretzels like that I think, because that is like every bakery sells them as: either normal pretzels or they have just straigth up butter-pretzels in the storefront...
Also I never heard of mustard pretzels until now
Counting the days till the misfits guest star on this podcast 🤙
26:55 gave me a ptsd flashback to sitting in a teachers room and everything was green and covered in frogs, she loved aything frog decor
Kids necessarily aren’t bad, it just depends on who raises them, how they’re raised and the environment they grow up in.
Spaghetti or meat??
Egg
True
Meatghetti or Spag?
31:36 TRUE.
This could be attributed to the fact that we as humans have to ability and level of consciousness to communicate and stand up for ourselves, while most animals/smaller creatures are unable to do so and are helpless in most cases.
Topic: If you could be the writer of any copyrighted song ever made, which would you choose?
They're gonna choose Kevin McLeod
BLARG HAD THE BEST FRENCH TEACHER EVER WTF WE STAN ETIENNE
Question: if you could go back in your childhood and change anything about yourself or any decision you made, What would it be and why.
soup calling rye chips brown peices. lol yall make ma day just that much better.
the mcnasty x dooo fanfic is growing after this video also question Would you ever allow someone to play games with you
Whenever I think of frogs, I think of the frog pool
Topic: For each of the Goons Members, what happened when they were the angriest you have seen them, and why were they mad?
Is it me or does McNasty always say something just for TheDooo to counter it , almost every podcast😂😂
when is the NEXT FUCKIN EPISODE !!!
Whoa whoa whoa mcnasty is feeling up doo?
Question would you ever consider doing the podcast live On UA-cam and take questions from the chat?
The frog story Mcnasty was talking about kind of reminds me of this, well, let's call it a situation that happened at an old summer camp of mine.
During this Summer camp, back when I was like 16, or 17, there was this high-functioning autistic kid in this fishing class with my buddies and I, who'd chill, talk with us, and was a very nice kid (he'd say some pretty out there stuff on occasion though, like a maintenance van drove past the mess hall once and this dude looked at us went, "I know what happens in that van. A strange man puts stuff in people's poop chutes).
Anyhow, one of my buddies had this frog on the end of his line, dead, that he was using as bait (I can't recall how he even got this frog), and he wasn't getting any bites so he reeled in his rod and sat it facing away from us on this bench we were sat on. So the one kid walks over to us, let's call him Erin, anyhow, Erin comes over, looks at the dead Frog, and goes, "I wanna stomp on it."
My buddy, in the most nonchalant way, takes it off the hook, tosses it on the ground and goes, "Sure man."
And Erin fullout stomped this little frog corpse into oblivion.
But it gets worse.
There were these younger kids that saw this, and started catching live frogs and having Erin stomp on them, while they were alive. It was fucking crazy.
Like, I would just be sitting there waiting for something to pull my line, look over, and here are these kids walking over with frogs on their hooks.
Actually, Erin looked at me once and was just like, "I want Justin to lose his frog-killing virginity," and I was just like, "nah man, imma just walk down to the other lake."
You guys need to use the Franken Tuz's intro for the podcast from now on
You kinda predicted something
@@spacevlynx3225 Yeah, ikr xD
About time frog was used in the title😂😂
Surprised it took so long
Ham sandwich
TheDooo: I still have my hand on my shaft. 🤣
Topic: whats your guys worst restauraunt experiences
Pretzel sticks using nutella as a dip is the way to go
NUT
Topic: Would you guys ever try other games other than siege and COD ex: dead by daylight, GTA V, gmod, etc.?
I really needed this
Which of the goons houses do you like and hate the most
People reuploading clips really does help reach a wider audience. I saw the “sponsored by fire” clip in a vine compilation and died laughing so I looked y’all up and have been watching since
Topic: Have any of you been in fights at school or witnessed any particularly bad ones?
The most screwed up thing I did as a kid, I got a small thermos like cup, put sewing pins in it, put a frog in, then shook the shit out of it. Regret.
Frogs are condoms
Best gummy bear prank...take 5 or 6 of the lil nitro gummy bears and toss into a bag of regular gummy bears and wait for the games to begin