I want to make a movie called Punjabi Smith, where an reknowned archaeologist from India comes to America, discovers the copy of the Constitution on display is a fake, so he goes on a crazy adventure across America where he kills like 50 people and then finds the Constitution and returns it where it belongs...in a museum in Delhi.
I'm trying to start a GoFundMe to financially back any Greeks who want to steal the facade of Parliament or Buckingham Palace, recovering of the Crown Jewels? That'll be widely supported and should self-fund. And Xi JinPing still hasn't gotten back to me on my idea for the PLA ransacking Windsor Castle....
@@DavidOfWhitehills That's actually true, never thought of it like that. Of course the Ark would probably not have wound up in the hands of "top men" in that warehouse if Indy hadn't given it to the USA. So the Ark would have remained lost in that Hole that they opened it in, instead of being lost in that warehouse. Winning!
I recall from the movies that pretty much the only actual time that Jones indicates a proper archeological mindset with respect to this sort of thing is limited entirely to the line "It belongs in a museum!". And then basically everything else he does with respect to field work is literally stealing artifacts to sell, usually to pay for his ability to go to other places to steal more artifacts.
I mean, it's not INACCURATE for the time period. In the time those movies are set in it hadn't really been that long since white people stopped stealing mummies to sell to EAT as fake medicine. People were still privately buying mummies and holding 'unwrapping parties' for their friends like 50 years before Dr Jones there got his PhD. His character is basically just a grave-robber but he was in good company.
An entirely legitimate indictment of Indian Jones. It makes me wonder, though. If folks can receive an honorary degree from a university, can Indiana receive an honorary _revocation_ of his PhD?
@@anna-flora999 Not exactly. Wakefield was struck off as a medical practitioner by the General Medical Council, the regulatory body for doctors. That's why he can no longer call himself Dr or practise medicine. But his medical degree was not revoked (and there is no mechanism for doing that as far as I know). Wakefield never had an academic doctorate. In the UK, medical training works differently from the US - in the UK you can start medical school straight out of high school, and the basic medical degree is the Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery. So although UK medical doctors are called Dr as a courtesy, most of them don't have academic doctorates, unless they went on to higher postgraduate study.
@@ClaudiaNW interesting But there are mechanisms to remove a proper doctorate. For example if a later investigation finds that you plagiarised other works. Happened to a politician in Germany years ago
@@TigruArdavi Yeahhh... Cause the brits totally invented firearms, cannons and gun powder and held all the patents so none of the dozens of backward medieval countries Britain colonized could copy them. Absolutely not because the Brits would sign treatys and trade agreements with local governments and then just attack nevertheless and other fun stuff. These ungrateful pieces of land should be happy they were forcefully overtaken and exploited!
I want to make a sequel called Javitos Joe and the Return of teh Lost Artifact. It would be about a youung javitos coming out of the jungle, sneaking into America, and stealing the gold idol back from the Smithsonian.
As an archaeologist, the amount of times I am forced to explain to people that I am not like Indiana Jones is amazing. "Remember, half of archaeology is done in the library," says the guy who's single-handedly plundered dozens of sites and I doubt has even submitted a single peer reviewed paper. No wonder his request for tenure was denied. 🤣
@@ianread7299 OK, but Nazis have made themselves available again, and apparently Hobby Lobby is looking for the Seventh Seal, or something, so you never know, you could get lucky.
What a CLASSIC example of understatement all the way through. Classic, clever and brilliant, Eleanor goes from strength to strength. Just like a great wine.
I took an intro to archeology class where my professor started with saying that most people's understanding of archeologists fit into one of three groups. The "hairy chin" archaeologist as depicted in the old movies where the lead archeologist had a pith helmet and a scruffy white beard and spent his time trying to read ancient text. The "hairy chest" archeologist, who Indiana Jones is the best example. And the "crack -pot" which would be what we see now with shows like Ancient Aliens.
As an archaeologist........... Yea...... I bet he keeps terrible field notes, and I have never seen him use a Munsell in any of the 3 movies (because there is no 4th).
Yeah from what I've heard different anthropologists/ archeologist have a love-hate relationship with the Indiana Jones Movie, because on one hand he inspired a lot of them to go into their fields, on the other hand once they were in their fields they realized his methods were trash.
She couldn’t study archaeology, because she was a woman. Did she at least get her degree in an anthropology? Anthropology at the time was a field of study that began to be heavily dominated by women, so if she hadn’t they would be a terrible university…but then again they are probably the same ones who taught Dr.Jones.
I mean when he was in Egypt he was fighting nazi so it wasn't that bad. The real problem is how the German army found themselves in THE BRITISH protectorate of Egypt using weapons wich would only be developed a few years in the future (MP40)
@@hypnodance No he never got further than Egypt's border as he was pushed back by commonwealth troops in the battle El Al amine. Also the movie if I remember correct was swt just before ww2 but I'm not 100% on that.
And don't even get me started on when this Jones fella stumbled upon these ancient catacombs beneath Venice....which immediately burned down. Granted, he didn't set them on fire. Other people set them on fire because he went in there. The Italian government is still miffed about all of it.
Loved this! BTW, is it difficult to do an American accent? Because actors from the UK seem to do American accents far better than Americans can do any of the UK accents.
Here's my hypothesis: All Americans hear American accents on TV (/other audiovisual media). Southern English people hear mostly Southern English and American accents on TV. Regionally British people hear a combination of their own accents, Southern English and American accents on TV. Thus, the more "regional" the accent, the less it is heard in media, and the more that folks *with* that regional accent hear other accents in media. To me, it basically all seems to be about exposure. As a Scot, I hear less of my own accent in media than those of the "mainstream" media producers, eg the BBC in London and Hollywood in the US, so I'm used to sounds that don't match how I speak, which means that it's easy for me to slip into other accents. Most Americans are only used to hearing the sounds that they can make, so they never learn to make the sounds unique to other accents, and thus don't develop that skill passively. If any of that made sense?
@@clockworkkirlia7475 That does make sense. But professional American actors you would think go through some due diligence and coaching to sound correct. Maybe not. But you make a good point. It’s why the Dutch speak English so well and with an almost American accent.
I agree! The American accent most Brits seem to do is something between Northern Californian and Standard American English, with vowels that lack any regional color. To me, It really highlights how crass American vowels are, and I say that as an American! 🤣
Hollywood American accents arent that tough. Just neutralize all of your own regional speech inflections and, voila. Its alot tougher to inject inflections into your speech that are not native to you. And fwiw: it has little to do with how good an actor you are. Some ppl are better at altering their speech patterns than others. Which is why not everyone can do impersonations well
The first episode in which Kirk negotiated a situation with the locals (not counting _Miri_ because I refuse to) was _Errand of Mercy._ (Spoilers: The locals forced a peace treaty between the United Earth Federation and the Klingons.) Canonically he first negotiated with any locals shortly before he penned the Prime Directive. He made friends with a local chieftain who convinced him that non-spacefaring civilisations would not benefit from being contacted by technologically superior space aliens. (Kiru was proven right when a Klingon began selling weapons to a nearby village.) There was also _Return of the Archons_ in which Kirk talked a computer to death who had enslaved the planet's population. Kirk didn't really negotiate with the locals, he was just supposed to follow up a previous expedition. It still ended with him suggesting that the Federation would send specialists. That's usually how first contact with planet-bound civilisations ended. And _The Squire of Gothos_ could also hardly be described as negotiating with the locals. That boy had created the planet and wasn't really a local.
The best take down of Indiana Jones since the Big Ban Theory cast demonstrated that he had no agency in the unfolding of the events of the firs movie. It is amazing the amount of high level comedy Eleanor Morton can generate
That's Indy Jones for you. I provide comment and some explanation on his behalf (as his emotional counsellor). Since childhood, he'd always appreciated Nazi project management. So, of course naturally, he jumped at the opportunity to become involved in such scorched earth styled exploration. Further (another childhood hangover) he'd never been able to completely eliminate some confused memories he'd had since he was young, regarding 'backing performances'. He'd regularly listened to the Beach Boys and to The Supremes, and had loved them both. It's just that, after being given the opportunity to both play a role as excavator and set director many years later, he'd keep remembering the name of "The Wrecking Crew" who'd helped both groups out during studio session music recordings. The problem for Indy, is that since then, he'd formed the belief that an entire wrecking crew was required during production on sites such as the one you'd mentioned, to wreck the entire location. Sorry about that, I shouldn't have let him out of his cage.
Schliemann was bad at excavating, but he was not nearly as bad as Jones. The other archaeologists actually managed to salvage a lot from that dig. With Jones, only rubble remained.
I don't understand what makes Indiana Jones a good guy at all, beside the fact he punches Nazis. That's a pretty low bar...but beyond that bare minimum, he appears to be the same sort of grave robber the films often pit him against.
You see, if 1930s girls had been aloud to do archaeology, then we'd have mapped out sites, and cataloguing of finds and published journals sharing discoveries. A guy can think, 'If I swing on that priceless ancient statue, it would tip over and bust a hole in the wall. Then I could escape and break everything outside as well." Which is funnier?
I want to make a movie called Punjabi Smith, where an reknowned archaeologist from India comes to America, discovers the copy of the Constitution on display is a fake, so he goes on a crazy adventure across America where he kills like 50 people and then finds the Constitution and returns it where it belongs...in a museum in Delhi.
I would seriously watch that movie. It sounds fantastic.
You could hire Nicolas Cage, he's also good at destroying things and he is intimately familiar with American foundational political documents.
Pleeeeaaase make that movie I need everyone to see it
Okay, Mr. Watiti, we need you to find funding for this one.
I'm trying to start a GoFundMe to financially back any Greeks who want to steal the facade of Parliament or Buckingham Palace, recovering of the Crown Jewels? That'll be widely supported and should self-fund. And Xi JinPing still hasn't gotten back to me on my idea for the PLA ransacking Windsor Castle....
I really loved this. Jones was something of a menace to historical preservation
Yes ha was. And he had nothing to do with the endings of the films!
"Something of a menace" is like saying the Atomic Bomb dropped on Nagasaki was a "bit hot."
On the other hand, he saved the world from the Nazis three times, and from some ancient Indian god once... so there's that
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Must be really hard to lift those dinosaur bones.
Luckily the Ark of the Covenant site was self cleaning.
Fun fact: the story would have had the same ending whether Indiana Jones stuck his oar in or not.
@@DavidOfWhitehills So said Amy Fairafowler
@@DavidOfWhitehills That's actually true, never thought of it like that.
Of course the Ark would probably not have wound up in the hands of "top men" in that warehouse if Indy hadn't given it to the USA. So the Ark would have remained lost in that Hole that they opened it in, instead of being lost in that warehouse. Winning!
@@DavidOfWhitehills The Gestapo follow Indiana to Marion's bar, if he had not not gone why would they have ever gone.
I recall from the movies that pretty much the only actual time that Jones indicates a proper archeological mindset with respect to this sort of thing is limited entirely to the line "It belongs in a museum!". And then basically everything else he does with respect to field work is literally stealing artifacts to sell, usually to pay for his ability to go to other places to steal more artifacts.
I suggest you try make an action movie about archeological fieldwork.
It's a M-O-V-I-E.
I mean, it's not INACCURATE for the time period. In the time those movies are set in it hadn't really been that long since white people stopped stealing mummies to sell to EAT as fake medicine. People were still privately buying mummies and holding 'unwrapping parties' for their friends like 50 years before Dr Jones there got his PhD. His character is basically just a grave-robber but he was in good company.
Marcus it's a joke, she's making a joke... why you taking it so seriously.
Tbf, archaeologists I know doubly hate that line.
An entirely legitimate indictment of Indian Jones. It makes me wonder, though.
If folks can receive an honorary degree from a university, can Indiana receive an honorary _revocation_ of his PhD?
Wakefield lost his doctor title, so, yeah that's a thing
@@anna-flora999 Good point. But would Indiana Jones have the undying support of Kenny McCarthy?
@@anna-flora999 Not exactly. Wakefield was struck off as a medical practitioner by the General Medical Council, the regulatory body for doctors. That's why he can no longer call himself Dr or practise medicine. But his medical degree was not revoked (and there is no mechanism for doing that as far as I know).
Wakefield never had an academic doctorate. In the UK, medical training works differently from the US - in the UK you can start medical school straight out of high school, and the basic medical degree is the Bachelor of Medicine and Bachelor of Surgery. So although UK medical doctors are called Dr as a courtesy, most of them don't have academic doctorates, unless they went on to higher postgraduate study.
@@ClaudiaNW interesting
But there are mechanisms to remove a proper doctorate. For example if a later investigation finds that you plagiarised other works. Happened to a politician in Germany years ago
Bill Cosby certainly did. "Uh, Cos? Yeah. We gave you a meaningless title 20 years ago. We're taking it back."
Jones: “It belongs in a museum!”
The British: ‘We agree . . . ours.’
What seems British, but isn't?
The contents of the British national museum.
@@Scarlett.Granger 😂
@@Scarlett.Granger yep, because gun beats spear 🤣
@@TigruArdavi Yeahhh... Cause the brits totally invented firearms, cannons and gun powder and held all the patents so none of the dozens of backward medieval countries Britain colonized could copy them.
Absolutely not because the Brits would sign treatys and trade agreements with local governments and then just attack nevertheless and other fun stuff.
These ungrateful pieces of land should be happy they were forcefully overtaken and exploited!
Lost it at thigh bone torch. 😂
At least he didnt use a skull.
Even an outright hooligan like Dr Jones, has some standards.
I want to make a sequel called Javitos Joe and the Return of teh Lost Artifact. It would be about a youung javitos coming out of the jungle, sneaking into America, and stealing the gold idol back from the Smithsonian.
Except Belloq was the one that got the idol, remember? And we don’t know what he did with it. We just know Jones never got it back to America
Bellow died. So you just KNOW Jones broke into his abandoned room in Cairo, and stole it back.
@@Wednesdaywoe1975 This happened when?
Trying to fish some rubbish out of the harbour here, the harbourmaster said "don't fall in and drown. If you do, I get drowned in paperwork."
As an archaeologist this video was straight up cathartic.
Love it. It also seams really accurate, especially the part about the paperwork^^
"The paperwork alone..." (long pause). Perfect. 😄
As an archaeologist, the amount of times I am forced to explain to people that I am not like Indiana Jones is amazing. "Remember, half of archaeology is done in the library," says the guy who's single-handedly plundered dozens of sites and I doubt has even submitted a single peer reviewed paper. No wonder his request for tenure was denied. 🤣
Do you have the hat and the whip though?
Nope! Nor do you get to punch any Nazis lol.
Wait I sensed the mention of libraries
@@ianread7299 OK, but Nazis have made themselves available again, and apparently Hobby Lobby is looking for the Seventh Seal, or something, so you never know, you could get lucky.
@@ianread7299 I'm sure if you tried hard enough you could!
This channel is brilliant! I need a Tsarina Alexandra reads her hate mail episode someday .
You are pure gold, every sketch just on point, and I absolutely love how intelligent your material is.
You, Ms. Morton, are the brightest bulb to have been lighted in quite some time. You give me hope.
"...not a good look." Epic line. :)
Not just because the Nazis were bad, but because their "science" was remarkably sloppy to say the least!
Very accurate!
On another note, Indiana Jones’ next movie set in Scotland has him searching for the legendary lost sheep on the moor!
He chose "Baaaaaadly".
@@darrenrobinson9041 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh, to have Sean Connery still alive for "Indiana Jones and the Search For the Lost Scottish Sheep"
As a huge Indiana Jones fan, & archeology/history buff. This is so awesome & true. Lol
Keep up the amazing videos!
Reminds me of the same criticisms of Lara Croft and Nathan Drake (Tomb Raider and Uncharted games, respectively)
Drake doesn't claim to be an archaeologist though and has no formal training. Academic rigor shouldn't be expected from him
Drake has the benefit of being a thief
What a CLASSIC example of understatement all the way through. Classic, clever and brilliant, Eleanor goes from strength to strength. Just like a great wine.
But not to worry, everything is being taken care of by: "Top Men". Another good one Eleanor.
I took an intro to archeology class where my professor started with saying that most people's understanding of archeologists fit into one of three groups. The "hairy chin" archaeologist as depicted in the old movies where the lead archeologist had a pith helmet and a scruffy white beard and spent his time trying to read ancient text. The "hairy chest" archeologist, who Indiana Jones is the best example. And the "crack -pot" which would be what we see now with shows like Ancient Aliens.
As an archaeologist........... Yea...... I bet he keeps terrible field notes, and I have never seen him use a Munsell in any of the 3 movies (because there is no 4th).
At first I was convinced you should have ended with the paperwork joke, but then you proved me wrong.
"Anyone up for that". Great stuff.
Yeah from what I've heard different anthropologists/ archeologist have a love-hate relationship with the Indiana Jones Movie, because on one hand he inspired a lot of them to go into their fields, on the other hand once they were in their fields they realized his methods were trash.
Clever stuff you have quite an eclectic repertoire!
As an anthropologist, I love this. My pet peeve is Indiana Jones.
Right up my alley, wonderful. Thank you for sharing!
So, Jones… not a role model? This was really excellent. Loved the ending.
A thoroughly deserved roast
My goodness what a clever person you are Eleonor!
You are a Scottish Treasure!!
🤣🤣🤣
But didn't Indy lose the statue to the other guy shortly after getting out of the temple?
Do you mean Belloqs? Or Doc Oc?
@@Wednesdaywoe1975 Doc Oc tried to steal it but ran afoul of an ingenious trap that stabbed him in the everywhere.
Yes the customs bit doesn't fit. I'm begiining to think she's just pretending.
I love you so much. I wish you'd show outtakes. I bet you broke a few times doing that American accent
Very interesting angle on Jones and his clumsy archaeology. Never crossed my mind. Funny stuff EL.
She couldn’t study archaeology, because she was a woman. Did she at least get her degree in an anthropology? Anthropology at the time was a field of study that began to be heavily dominated by women, so if she hadn’t they would be a terrible university…but then again they are probably the same ones who taught Dr.Jones.
Yeah, that struck me as questionable.
one of your best outtings, well done lassy
I grew up on those movies and they're a comfort watch for me now as a 20 year old and to say that this video is pure art would be an understatement
I mean when he was in Egypt he was fighting nazi so it wasn't that bad. The real problem is how the German army found themselves in THE BRITISH protectorate of Egypt using weapons wich would only be developed a few years in the future (MP40)
Thumbs up.
Geek!
Hello, fellow German army nerd. 🙄
@@DonnaBarrHerself greeting nerd
@@baileygregory9192 Geek heil? (As in “Ski heil” - Hurray for skiing.”)
@@hypnodance No he never got further than Egypt's border as he was pushed back by commonwealth troops in the battle El Al amine. Also the movie if I remember correct was swt just before ww2 but I'm not 100% on that.
Your American accent is remarkably good and interesting to hear when your regular accent creeps back in
So funny your video clips.....great laughs watching/+facial expressions are priceless.
Thank you
And don't even get me started on when this Jones fella stumbled upon these ancient catacombs beneath Venice....which immediately burned down. Granted, he didn't set them on fire. Other people set them on fire because he went in there. The Italian government is still miffed about all of it.
Just found your channel and comedy and you have been straight shooting milk through my nostrils since ground zero! UM thank you!
Mentioning how bad we fucked it all up was the perfect setup for all of this. Brilliant! 🤣
So professional. I would volunteer. Right away.
Your humour is right up my alley!
That was hilarious, didn't ever think about it that way even though it's so obvious now 🤣
Freaking GENIUS!
OMG I love this woman!!!
You have the admiration of my heart! Thank you for making me laugh so much Lady Eleanor! 🤯🤠🥳
Great stuff- She’s addressed all the points I always thought about after watching an Indiana Jones movie. Good job!
Engagement for the engagement god!
as a kid, the indiana jones movies were pretty cool, but this is how i felt after watching it as a grownup 😂
"Not a good look." Ba-da - - BOOM. Nicely done. You're really funny.
You are killer. Damn funny as Fu@#!! Going to Subscribe and catch all of ya skits
I thought you could only do a Scot and French accent. Well done, you!
At least she is not ragging on Craig. I take it personally sometimes.
Your American accent is getting to be almost perfect.
This has got to be one of your best ones🥰... so true ! 🤣🤣🤣
Loved this! BTW, is it difficult to do an American accent? Because actors from the UK seem to do American accents far better than Americans can do any of the UK accents.
Here's my hypothesis:
All Americans hear American accents on TV (/other audiovisual media). Southern English people hear mostly Southern English and American accents on TV. Regionally British people hear a combination of their own accents, Southern English and American accents on TV. Thus, the more "regional" the accent, the less it is heard in media, and the more that folks *with* that regional accent hear other accents in media.
To me, it basically all seems to be about exposure. As a Scot, I hear less of my own accent in media than those of the "mainstream" media producers, eg the BBC in London and Hollywood in the US, so I'm used to sounds that don't match how I speak, which means that it's easy for me to slip into other accents. Most Americans are only used to hearing the sounds that they can make, so they never learn to make the sounds unique to other accents, and thus don't develop that skill passively.
If any of that made sense?
@@clockworkkirlia7475 That does make sense. But professional American actors you would think go through some due diligence and coaching to sound correct. Maybe not. But you make a good point. It’s why the Dutch speak English so well and with an almost American accent.
I agree! The American accent most Brits seem to do is something between Northern Californian and Standard American English, with vowels that lack any regional color. To me, It really highlights how crass American vowels are, and I say that as an American! 🤣
Hollywood American accents arent that tough. Just neutralize all of your own regional speech inflections and, voila.
Its alot tougher to inject inflections into your speech that are not native to you.
And fwiw: it has little to do with how good an actor you are. Some ppl are better at altering their speech patterns than others. Which is why not everyone can do impersonations well
Love it Eleanor, .Great stuff hey!
Genius, and beautifully delivered
Fortune and glory, kid. Fortune and glory.
As an anthropology major, yes
Hilarious content. Thanks!
We need a movie about the Indiana Jones Cleanup Team!
Next up: The team following starship Enterprise to clean up after Captain Kirk negotiated a situation with the locals
The first episode in which Kirk negotiated a situation with the locals (not counting _Miri_ because I refuse to) was _Errand of Mercy._ (Spoilers: The locals forced a peace treaty between the United Earth Federation and the Klingons.)
Canonically he first negotiated with any locals shortly before he penned the Prime Directive. He made friends with a local chieftain who convinced him that non-spacefaring civilisations would not benefit from being contacted by technologically superior space aliens. (Kiru was proven right when a Klingon began selling weapons to a nearby village.)
There was also _Return of the Archons_ in which Kirk talked a computer to death who had enslaved the planet's population. Kirk didn't really negotiate with the locals, he was just supposed to follow up a previous expedition. It still ended with him suggesting that the Federation would send specialists. That's usually how first contact with planet-bound civilisations ended.
And _The Squire of Gothos_ could also hardly be described as negotiating with the locals. That boy had created the planet and wasn't really a local.
Superhero clean up crew: the untold story
Is there a God of cleaning up after yourself ?.
@@RickW-HGWT *Patron Saint of cleaning, you mean? There probably is, look it up
Brilliant! Keep up the excellent work.
Great accent
Thank you
The best take down of Indiana Jones since the Big Ban Theory cast demonstrated that he had no agency in the unfolding of the events of the firs movie. It is amazing the amount of high level comedy Eleanor Morton can generate
That's Indy Jones for you. I provide comment and some explanation on his behalf (as his emotional counsellor). Since childhood, he'd always appreciated Nazi project management. So, of course naturally, he jumped at the opportunity to become involved in such scorched earth styled exploration. Further (another childhood hangover) he'd never been able to completely eliminate some confused memories he'd had since he was young, regarding 'backing performances'. He'd regularly listened to the Beach Boys and to The Supremes, and had loved them both. It's just that, after being given the opportunity to both play a role as excavator and set director many years later, he'd keep remembering the name of "The Wrecking Crew" who'd helped both groups out during studio session music recordings. The problem for Indy, is that since then, he'd formed the belief that an entire wrecking crew was required during production on sites such as the one you'd mentioned, to wreck the entire location. Sorry about that, I shouldn't have let him out of his cage.
Not to mention his infatuation with the Beastie Boys.
The red lipstick you have on here is so beautiful!!
You are very talented!
do you know in the liverpool world museum , in the egyptian curators offices, there is a room called the death room
See: Schliemann, Troy, bulldozer.
Schliemann was bad at excavating, but he was not nearly as bad as Jones. The other archaeologists actually managed to salvage a lot from that dig.
With Jones, only rubble remained.
@@davidwuhrer6704 You have a valid point.
And here was me wondering what life was all about and this girl turns up, explains it all and wham! all sorted, Way to go..................
Brilliant once again 😂😂😂
I just realised that Indiana Jones was an archeologist........
LMFAO OMG This is amazingly great!!!!
Just needed to say something about his father.
I would watch this
We need Indian Jones time team 🤣
WOW! great accent! I just watched a lode of these , great vib
your seriously very awesome
Love the American accent :)
Superb!
....and a wonderful American accent to boot!!!
Now this is good!
Sidenote: I love the makeup 💄 🤩
I thought there might’ve been a reference to the pool of nazi juice they found next to the ark of the covenant.
Soooooo much fun!
Nailed the American accent... 9/10
Do one for Lara Croft XD
I don't understand what makes Indiana Jones a good guy at all, beside the fact he punches Nazis. That's a pretty low bar...but beyond that bare minimum, he appears to be the same sort of grave robber the films often pit him against.
He's on the side of the empire, I guess
It would appear that there are a lot more Nazis for him to punch these days.
To be fair, that seemed to be kindof the point of the first movie. Not sure about the rest of them though
Yeah, so, good luck getting anything done without us Jones'.
You see, if 1930s girls had been aloud to do archaeology, then we'd have mapped out sites, and cataloguing of finds and published journals sharing discoveries. A guy can think, 'If I swing on that priceless ancient statue, it would tip over and bust a hole in the wall. Then I could escape and break everything outside as well." Which is funnier?
@David McKenzie
You forget about Tomb Raider.
She is quite good at making pristine temples she find crash to the ground into a rubble.
Girls can too!
Hahahahaha love it!!!