Logan Pauls Gender Reveal and Georges Tragic Love Life
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max missed the opportunity to make george take him to disney for him to grow his beard out...
i was thinking exactly the same thing
Super proud of Max for doing 50 days and building a habit. But, and I honestly hate to say this, George is right. Max, you did a great job but you didn’t complete the initial challenge/bet that would lead to the Disneyland trip. As much as i wanna see George propose, it wouldn’t be fair. Maybe do a new challenge? Idk
Max failed the podcast challenge but happy for him that he’s been able to incorporate the gym into his routine and is feeling good about himself! Well done Max
Max was actually spot on about George thinking what he has to say about his day is not important, he seems like a guy who would want to make sure someone is laughing and having fun first which is sweet but I think he could actually benefit from Max’s advice
not letting max’s Olivia Rodrigo reference “hurt people hurt people” go unnoticed
George seems like quite a private person deep down which is no prob(me too).But when he talks to Max seriously sometimes about dating challenges etc. it's really interesting to listen to.
It makes me so sad lmao. Glad he can have therapy on the pod
George, as a London girl who genuinely got back from my 12.5hr hospital shift this evening and ate fajitas for dinner… My dad’s whole side of the family lives in New Zealand, and I have a younger brother (3 actually). So I’m here and waiting…
Well George what are you waiting for?
maybe the 66 days were the friends we made along the way
Given max kind of did the challenge (in spirit), his reward should fit the same spirit. So a day trip to Alton towers (the half hearted Disney, like max half heartedly “completed” the challenge)
So, I think George's future wife is:
- at an evening pottery class with the girls (the ones where you can have a couple of classes of wine)
- exploring Portobello Road market (maybe getting one of those minimalist permanent bracelets)
- at a quiet brunch spot on a Sunday with her bestie/sister
- visiting book stores and charity shops in fancy parts of London
- part of a run club (she doesn't go every week, but tries to)
You're welcome 💁♀
I had visions of George fake proposing infront of the disneyland castle and then Andrew stepping in doing a real one. But it will never happen.
What are Callum’s credentials. You guys should interview him!
still shocked that max can actually drive fully convinced it's a simulator
Personally I love the just max and george episodes!!
oh george you melt me a little ngl.. if you’re interested in a blonde, 5’3, 22 year old who does not work in a hospital but would definitely cook fajitas on a monday night.. let me know lol
George growling “piglet” has to be the funniest thing I’ve heard all day😆😆
I love seeing which pokemon teddy Max will bring on the pod each week 🤗
The real challenge was the friends we made along the way
I’m a midwife and had fajitas yesterday…is this a sign
Everything that came out of Max's mouth this episode was spot on and truer words haven't been spoken. A king amongst his court. Slay king.
I’m not saying you should do the exact opposite of Disney and take Max to a football stadium and instead serve him divorce papers outside butttt it’s an idea
That’s hilarious and perfect
the whole conversation of george not asking enough questions just makes me think he might have a touch of the tism. its possible as well that perhaps hes coming across disinterested on dates and stuff from this but not picking up on the social cues that the girl is offended
That is...ridiculous.
oh my fucking god if I see “a touch of the tism” one more time i will rip my skin off
I agree. I always thought that’s. He’s always fiddling with stuff and seems uninterested when anyone but his friends are on
yes
Yes.
Max definitely failed but they should still go to Disney - as a punishment have max dress up as Donald Duck the whole day
He’d enjoy that
Genuinely think max would love that tbf
I lovedddd the therapy segment of this episode!! Max you absolutely hit the nail on the head with every word
George is right the number of nipples on a mammal is the same as median litter size (to the nearest power of two). That’s why humans only have two nipples because our median litter size is 1.
teckets still makes me giggle
Max did not complete the challenge. If he were on Fat Families, Steve Miller would be buying Max a one-way ticket to Fat Fighters for being slovenly on too many days 😋😂🤦🏻♂️ Genuinely, I'm proud that Max has done as much as he has, and has evidently lost weight, BUT the challenge was 66 consecutive days of at least 20 minutes of exercise, and that did NOT occur. So, Disneyland is out of the question, but you can still go somewhere together as a congrats for both working out a lot recently. Dno where though, Spearmint Rhino or Bob Bob Ricard, whichever you fancy 😂😂
i loved this episode with the deep talks its geniunely so nice to get a 3d view of you both xx
why was george singing oliver tree surprisingly good
I think max didn't unfortunately do the challenge BUT he absolutely still deserve the Disney land trip for what has he done
MAX DID NOT COMPLETE THE CHALLENGE
SHHHHHHHH
Best part of Sunday 🙏🙏
i really love the conversation about dating in this episode. made me so happy
next vid you two should oil up ‼👍
Agreed, especially George.
why was this episode lowkey emotional
George should take you to Disneyland but you should do an exercise after every item of food or drink you have
George, "cracking the code" is LOTS of drinks! Losing your inhibitions. Having FUN!
yall should get both your parents on the pod i can see that being a hilarious ep
His name wasn’t Marathon - that was where the battle took place. He ran from Marathon to Athens.
This pissed me off so fucking much
"He ran from Athens to.. somewhere.." had me cracking up.
Thank you ..I was itching
id like to see the disney land content but max failed on the third day so
Max barely did 50 days of the 60 day challenge he did not complete it !
is it just me or did max's mic sound really quiet today? loved the pod anyways 👌🏾
George your future wife is currently sat on her sofa eating a bacon and sausage sandwich and not leaving the house because she has crippling social anxiety xoxo
george looks so realistic… i could reach out and touch him…
Favourite part of my Sunday tbh x
I feel like George is struggling deep down I really feel for him
37:43 "What's my future wife doing right now" - Probably Show and Tell or learning to tell the time 😂
Watching this while eating tuna🥲
watching this made me realise why i'm still single, it's bc im literally the same as george, i'm acting the same way he described lol
@1.08 “Elena Gilbert doppeltganger” - the reference is for a series called “The vampire diaries”, the character Elena had a doppelgänger who pretended to be Elena and mess with people and the guys that fancied Elena.
Max definitely did not complete the 60 day challenge
You look really healthy and trim Max - that's the important thing ( sorry boring comment but just had to say) love to you both - hope you smash the tour! Break legs and all that Jazz 😎😚✌
why is max not wearing shirt
just clocked the picture of max on the board…….
0:00 the sharpay warmup 😂😂
not a maths professor or anything but last time i chekced 50 != 66, sorry max
max 100% completed the challenge.
I think max did really well , its so much harder for some people to start a routine then others
i'm proud of max but i can't say he actually completed the challenge fully lol
Max completed it! Disney time guys
i hate to admit that a straight man is right but i fear in this circumstance george is right i’m sorry max xx
Max literally gaslighting George the whole fitness challenge 😂
Take max to Disney but as a forfeit as not completing the challenge, George must make him do the scariest ride
6kg is a lot of weight to loose , that’s really impressive in that short space of time ! And this has been one of the funniest episodes you’ve done ! So much random nonsense, I love it !
i don’t think max completed the challenge 💔
Could George’s future wife currently be at home trying to research new episodes of her history podcast?👀😂
you should get arthur tv in as lawyer in regards to the 66 day challenge
max didnt complete the challenge but he still deserves the trip to disney bc hes literally just a girl 🤧
max i love u but theres no way ur going to disney there's no universe where that counts as a completed challenge, love u tho xx
no max, you did not complete the challenge but it would be nice if u lot could still go disney
Damn think i’m george’s future wife I work in a hospital and am training to be a midwife, max said delivering babies that’s me✅ wholesome, spends the weekends in and hate going out in london would rather be at bingo, bowling or cinema ✅ has family who live abroad in europe ✅ and wants to be closer to my dads side that live in europe ✅ however don’t have a younger brother have younger sisters and one of them watches your videos. Think you’ve found your bride, see you at the london show on the 18th :)
I agree with the cubic inch thing because having some width is way better than a skinny one
55:60 babe if you don't mind let me have a go with the water polo guy x
Me and my auntie watching this as George literally describes her as his future wife 🙈
“wHeRe ThE hElL iS eVeRyBoDy GeOrge”
Amazing you finished 50 days but I'm afraid I'm not on your side Max
20 year old, 5'3 girl that works in the hospital and is studying child nursing right here 😅
Max definitely completed the challenge
hi bbgs
Sheep don’t have enough nipples for their babies. So if a sheep has three lambs, then farmers put one of the lambs with another sheep that’s only had one offspring, to play it off as their own. Otherwise they have to be bottle fed.
As much as I wanted to see that reward, Max failed that challenge ages ago and he knows it :(
Max you didn't complete the challenge :( proud of you tho
Max definitely failed the challenge and George shouldn’t have to propose to him in front of the castle. BUT he should take max to Disney because that’s content
I would love to see Disney land but maybe make max do a punishment
MAX WON THE CHALLENGE
George is right. Max lost. Sorry Max!
Sorry max, but George is right.
MAX DID GREAT ITS DISNEYLAND TIME
Max is the WINNER TAKE HIM TO DISNEY LAND ❤️❤️🎉🎉🎉
Max completed the challenge 100%
Have George open an ONLYFANS with nudes for a month while Max wear a beard 🧔🏼 for a month
32:09 - 32:17 Clip that fruitiness 😂🤌🏻🤦🏻♂️
Max I love you but you 100% failed as much as I’d love to see the proposal
useless hotline?????? More like useful hotline this week
Max failed, sorry.
yes love the eps with just you two! I also live for Max’s little “whaaat?”
P.s good luck with the first show tomorrow!! 🫶
George take max to Disney land now.
He failed so he should take George to Disney land no the other way around
he completed it
Max failed the challenge horribly after 3 days and should be embarrassed he is still going on about it.