This "Dirty Talking Tiktoker" is PAINFULLY Cringe

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  • @FilmCooper
    @FilmCooper  6 місяців тому +3720

    By the way, this is the last video I filmed before I cut my hair off. If you haven’t seen it’s on my instagram, BUT JUST KNOW I DIDNT ASK FOR IT!!! THIS IS NOT A LIFESTYLE CHANGE ON PURPOSE!! ITS A NEW ERA BUT ITS NOT FOR LONG!! IM GROWING IT AS FAST AS I CAN!!!

    • @lunaeifu
      @lunaeifu 6 місяців тому +456

      you are kenough

    • @bogbody
      @bogbody 6 місяців тому +442

      can we crowdfund some hair growth oil for you

    • @minusculegremlin
      @minusculegremlin 6 місяців тому +83

      WHY I RSPECT IT BUT WHY 😭

    • @davekaio5934
      @davekaio5934 6 місяців тому +168

      It's alright....kitten....

    • @annabelle067
      @annabelle067 6 місяців тому +79

      unsubcribing 😫

  • @rileyalexander4234
    @rileyalexander4234 6 місяців тому +5124

    im telling a trusted adult.

    • @000s.
      @000s. 5 місяців тому +89

      SO REAL.

    • @RachelRaeRae
      @RachelRaeRae 5 місяців тому +43

      fr 😭

    • @succulent212
      @succulent212 5 місяців тому +36

      omg side note but your so pretty/handsome like omg i love your hair!!

    • @Mpinkpixie
      @Mpinkpixie 5 місяців тому +7

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rileyalexander4234
      @rileyalexander4234 5 місяців тому

      @@succulent212 THANK YOUU

  • @CatMan_3
    @CatMan_3 6 місяців тому +2484

    “It’s not hurting anyone” ITS HURTING ME! ITS HURTING ME! IM IN ACTUAL PAIN RN

    • @monbub
      @monbub 5 місяців тому +53

      IM ON FIRE HELP

    • @000s.
      @000s. 5 місяців тому +46

      IM LITERALLY BEING RIPPED APART. LIMB BY LIMB.
      DISSECTED!!!

    • @hes_afrayed
      @hes_afrayed 5 місяців тому +25

      ON THE FLOOR, BLEEDING, IN PAIN FROM SHALLELUJAH

    • @Frxsty_fantasies
      @Frxsty_fantasies 4 місяці тому +14

      I'VE BEEN SKINNED AND ROLLED IN LEMON JUICE HELP

    • @MenInSkirts_official
      @MenInSkirts_official 4 місяці тому +9

      IT'S LAYING MY VEINS ON A TABLE AS I BLEED OUT

  • @pooferfloofer
    @pooferfloofer 5 місяців тому +683

    dance upon his whims???? *dance upon his whims???* ONE OVERSTEP AND I'LL BE DANCING UPON HIS GRAVE.

    • @k.amik.o
      @k.amik.o 4 місяці тому +20

      This comment is goddamn gold. 😂

    • @revaille._su
      @revaille._su 4 місяці тому +12

      I love this comment💀😭

    • @kirstenhaugen4151
      @kirstenhaugen4151 Місяць тому +5

      My brain replaced whims with grave every damn time he said it 🤣

  • @user-oq7jc3dv5c
    @user-oq7jc3dv5c 6 місяців тому +2112

    Im autistic and this prolonged eye contact from Shallelujah is so piercingly unnerving my fight or flight is kicking in and im a flightless bird

    • @0skullgutz
      @0skullgutz 5 місяців тому +18

      Realll

    • @FS-qk5uq
      @FS-qk5uq 5 місяців тому +30

      A person with autism not mentioning they're autistic: impossible

    • @izabotenno
      @izabotenno 5 місяців тому

      ⁠​⁠​⁠@@FS-qk5uqa sensitive little snowflake complaining about what someone says on the internet instead of just moving on: impossible

    • @petietheamazing7234
      @petietheamazing7234 5 місяців тому

      @@FS-qk5uqit’s almost like, and hear me out, autistic people generally have eye contact issues so it’s relevant

    • @ameeeelia
      @ameeeelia 5 місяців тому +57

      i’m not autistic and my fight or flight is still kicking in 💀💀

  • @GrrathWylde
    @GrrathWylde 6 місяців тому +3939

    I imagine this guy's target audience is people who unironically read colleen hoover books

    • @meghandann3284
      @meghandann3284 6 місяців тому +189

      Omg imagine how much yelling and shouting would come from Cooper reading one of those books

    • @GrrathWylde
      @GrrathWylde 6 місяців тому

      @@meghandann3284 i hope he does someday that would be so hilarious !!

    • @IvansBandagess
      @IvansBandagess 6 місяців тому +42

      So.. my mom?

    • @cynderhazelworth4467
      @cynderhazelworth4467 6 місяців тому +74

      Or the booktok ladies who primarily only read ACOTAR (and nothing else)

    • @evascreativecorner
      @evascreativecorner 6 місяців тому +47

      ​@@IvansBandagessyour mom reads Colleen hoover? 😭

  • @stellafaye6861
    @stellafaye6861 6 місяців тому +3650

    genuinely never felt more like a lesbian than when that man talks

    • @helloitsme-ns2zt
      @helloitsme-ns2zt 6 місяців тому

      ?

    • @pineapplepapercrafts
      @pineapplepapercrafts 6 місяців тому +152

      I'm not a lesbian. But he makes me wonder 😅

    • @soyeons-veggies
      @soyeons-veggies 6 місяців тому +166

      The way my entire being rejects this man reaffirms my lesbianism in a way I never thought possible

    • @teathesilkwing7616
      @teathesilkwing7616 6 місяців тому +64

      I’m a dude and yet I agree

    • @purriouscat
      @purriouscat 6 місяців тому +84

      I was a lesbian but I went asexual just to be sure.

  • @jnicole510
    @jnicole510 6 місяців тому +453

    50% of Cooper's videos are him making fun of someone and the other 50% is him apologizing because he feels bed for making fun of people

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 5 місяців тому +34

      It's an energy that I wholly and completely relate to, if im honest

    • @Tofugirl361
      @Tofugirl361 Місяць тому +6

      Mood though

    • @madnessends2477
      @madnessends2477 Місяць тому +2

      What a slimy hypocrite then

    • @sooah9014
      @sooah9014 27 днів тому +6

      ​@@madnessends2477 womp to the fkn womp

    • @compulsivenamechanger
      @compulsivenamechanger 19 днів тому +1

      @@madnessends2477womp

  • @fluffyjello142
    @fluffyjello142 5 місяців тому +283

    "Whimper. I'll be a good boy" STEVE. NO.

    • @apollothe_sungod
      @apollothe_sungod Місяць тому +10

      STEVE PUT THE PHONE DOWN

    • @HelenJustetsOrTheNormalGirl
      @HelenJustetsOrTheNormalGirl Місяць тому +6

      STEVE RIDE TO THE MOUNTAINS.

    • @NoirRose21
      @NoirRose21 19 днів тому +4

      STEVE, GO AND SMELL THE ROSES AND TOUCH GRASS!!!!

    • @Cheetahgirl_Studios
      @Cheetahgirl_Studios 3 дні тому

      STEVE PLEASE GO ROLL IN GRASS AND TALK TO YOUR WIFE AND STOP LISTENING TO THE BOOTLEG GENSHIN IMPACT VOICE ACTOR.

  • @quontl
    @quontl 6 місяців тому +3624

    "What's up weirdos 😏😉✨️"
    LMAOO CAUGHT ME SO OFF GAURD 😭😭

  • @annaheartsss
    @annaheartsss 6 місяців тому +4017

    OKAY BUT THE OIL PAINTING GRANDMA AESTHETIC IS HIGHKEY SLAYINNNGGGGG

    • @sammypicker
      @sammypicker 6 місяців тому +18

      YESSS

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 6 місяців тому +90

      Is there anything hotter than a man who is secure enough in his masculinity to wear a granny sweater? Plus the color looks so good on him. ❤

    • @annaheartsss
      @annaheartsss 6 місяців тому

      @@phaedrapage4217 RIGHTT I WANT HIS FASHION SENSE😔😔

    • @leebubbles
      @leebubbles 6 місяців тому +29

      I love his lil grandma fits so much plus the cute necklaces hehe

    • @bwitchy
      @bwitchy 6 місяців тому +9

      He's the cool meemaw 😂

  • @aeroai
    @aeroai 6 місяців тому +114

    The naruto shirt in the "kitten" clip is sending me
    off a cliff

  • @mimimi4589
    @mimimi4589 6 місяців тому +164

    16:07 i was smoking while watching, inhaling right when he said "whimper: with that stupid expression and it caught me off guard SO HARD I STARTED CHOCKING LAUGHING SOME DEMONIC SOUND CAME OUT OF LUNGS AND MY THROAT STILL HURTS

  • @minecrafbees
    @minecrafbees 6 місяців тому +1330

    i applaud him for doing everything those anime boy asmrtists do but WHILE SHOWING his face. digital footprint gonna go crazy but he is a SOLDIER

    • @000s.
      @000s. 5 місяців тому +130

      NO BC THE *CONFIDENCE* IS CRAZY.

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 5 місяців тому +103

      You know what? Fair point. It may be cringe or not everyone’s taste, but he’s got confidence for sure, no shade on him for that.

    • @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes
      @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes 5 місяців тому

      @minecraftbees
      Bro same

  • @Jailedsugarcookie3
    @Jailedsugarcookie3 6 місяців тому +2294

    Copper just literally breathing into the mic already has me rolling lmao 😭

    • @Sloppy_Drunk127
      @Sloppy_Drunk127 6 місяців тому +20

      Same the Ad i was watching right before was pretty calm i went to another tab and went back to the video it was a jumpscare

    • @ezraxelle
      @ezraxelle 6 місяців тому +79

      “Copper” 😭😭

    • @Jailedsugarcookie3
      @Jailedsugarcookie3 6 місяців тому +31

      @@ezraxelle his new nickname lmao

  • @parakodraws
    @parakodraws 2 місяці тому +37

    i have misophonia and couldn’t watch this with sound on because of that guy’s voice, but i still enjoyed it with auto-captions nonetheless, thank you very much cooper :)

    • @AngryGremlin346
      @AngryGremlin346 26 днів тому +4

      PARAKO 😭 I love your art and channel sm

  • @monbub
    @monbub 5 місяців тому +54

    no because his voice is nice for voice acting but I HATE HOW HE SHOWS HIS FACE STOOOPP 😭😭😱
    I cant even make eye contact with the screen without physically cringing into a different dimension

  • @SteampunkPirates
    @SteampunkPirates 6 місяців тому +2063

    I'm pretty sure the problem is that "Book Boyfriends" and all the audacious things they do or say only work so well because the readers are superimposing Perfect Execution of facial expression, body language, vocal tone and cadence, and physical prowess on top with their imaginations. If real men want to mimic these fictional men and get away with it without being cringe then they need Perfect Execution of all of those things. And, listen... Hardly anyone can without being an Oscar Award winning actor.

    • @TheQueenOfSheba
      @TheQueenOfSheba 6 місяців тому +100

      Or Astarion from BG3… but he’s also animated so 😂

    • @AmbassadorKat
      @AmbassadorKat 6 місяців тому +104

      This is the best explanation of why this is so uncomfortable

    • @sauleiwanderapfelstrudel
      @sauleiwanderapfelstrudel 6 місяців тому +85

      yeah just the voice is OK, but him STARING AT ME??? fight or flight more activated

    • @soralee4268
      @soralee4268 6 місяців тому +12

      NO BUT WHY DID I THINK OF HIM TOO?!@@TheQueenOfSheba

    • @joemamacaprisun
      @joemamacaprisun 6 місяців тому +23

      stop my name is cadence and i was sitting here trying to figure out what i did because i forgot it was a word 😭

  • @Musicanna14
    @Musicanna14 6 місяців тому +297

    The "kitten" made me physically retch I caaaannnnn't 🤢😭

  • @neonoires
    @neonoires 6 місяців тому +41

    “Whimper. I’ll be a good boy.”

  • @allisoncastle
    @allisoncastle 5 місяців тому +28

    Ive never been so turned off in my life

  • @JayySmoothiee
    @JayySmoothiee 6 місяців тому +606

    "Whimper. I'll be a good boy." meanwhile is probably married with 2 kids (O_O)

    • @hollyroseXOX
      @hollyroseXOX 6 місяців тому +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @_KiTtIe.KaTt_
      @_KiTtIe.KaTt_ 6 місяців тому +8

      Literally me

    • @Kermit_yes
      @Kermit_yes 6 місяців тому +21

      His wife finds that comment:”honey! We need to have a little talk..”

  • @ioanaiulianadumitru9455
    @ioanaiulianadumitru9455 6 місяців тому +1035

    I fully love Cooper's energy. You just know he is one distraction away from slipping into a deranged side rant on an irrelevant topic. It is absolutely amazing.

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 6 місяців тому +18

      Big ADHD vibes off Coop

    • @barbararab6390
      @barbararab6390 6 місяців тому +11

      Hes the ceo of ADHD. And I love him for it

  • @Dhjhvo
    @Dhjhvo 6 місяців тому +32

    Watching cooper suffer trying to be nice and non judgemental when then immediately insulting him after💀 lmaoo

  • @KarlyNicole
    @KarlyNicole 5 місяців тому +17

    The slurping of the mouth is triggering my misophonia.. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @st4rluna
      @st4rluna 3 місяці тому

      This is so real except I dont have misophonia

  • @MackBartsoff-uo7vn
    @MackBartsoff-uo7vn 6 місяців тому +934

    I just realized we haven’t seen a “I needed the milk mom I needed the energy” reference in like forever

    • @JeniJustJeni
      @JeniJustJeni 6 місяців тому +28

      I'm hoping for a second season

    • @MackBartsoff-uo7vn
      @MackBartsoff-uo7vn 6 місяців тому +3

      Me to🤞

    • @Galaxyfoxx2008
      @Galaxyfoxx2008 6 місяців тому +3

      I just rewatched that lollll

    • @pennykettle
      @pennykettle 6 місяців тому +2

      the way it’s my comfort series lol (specifically cooper reacting to it)

    • @loveinstars
      @loveinstars 4 місяці тому

      WHAT IS IT FROM THE ONLY THING I CAN FIND ONLINE IS ABOUT BREAST FEEDING

  • @OfficialMrR3A
    @OfficialMrR3A 6 місяців тому +1746

    Babe wake up, film cooper posted

  • @Paisy-daisy
    @Paisy-daisy 4 місяці тому +20

    I'm visibly trying not to look at him, but you can feel the unwavering stare even through the screen. 😭

  • @gordonramslay9955
    @gordonramslay9955 6 місяців тому +45

    We need to discuss the “will you dance upon my winds” because what is that 😭😭😭

    • @gwennorthcutt421
      @gwennorthcutt421 5 місяців тому +12

      its "whims". which is still a dumb line (should be AT his whims, not on) but not As dumb

  • @spider-blood
    @spider-blood 6 місяців тому +204

    "but for me less "ah 😩" and more "ah😨"." -Cooper, 2024

  • @kara.mochii
    @kara.mochii 6 місяців тому +689

    18:30 “God is it possible to sin not once and still be in hell? Because why am I here?” Is my new favorite quote and I’m totally stealing it thx u Cooper 😘

    • @icu3869
      @icu3869 6 місяців тому +23

      You know, Jesus died for our sins, so we better sin A LOT, so he didn’t die in vain.

    • @frostyturkey3591
      @frostyturkey3591 6 місяців тому

      @@icu3869This is a solid point.

  • @inferiorinferno8859
    @inferiorinferno8859 6 місяців тому +45

    The worst thing about this is, that I feel like I recognize this voice... From the Pornhub erotic audio section that I swear to god is mostly filled with people who sound cringe, the ones with a sexy voice with great line delivery are so few. If it's the same dude, then I don't consider him as part of that few and giving that voice a face only made it worse for me.

    • @JasminMiettunen
      @JasminMiettunen 5 місяців тому

      There’s a pornhub erotic audio section? Huh, TIL I guess

    • @Anngrl69
      @Anngrl69 Місяць тому +4

      That’s FeelGoodFilth on the hub and he has started showing his face and actually straight up videos with other actors. Honestly not the content I started watching him for but good for him for taking the opportunity to build what seems like a fun career for himself

  • @MariaOderso
    @MariaOderso 6 місяців тому +15

    "I am not the wicked witch of the west and you are not a bucket of water, young man!" is such a bad ass line to reject a cringy creep. I'm definitely gonna use that one^^

  • @IDKWHATROPUTHERE
    @IDKWHATROPUTHERE 6 місяців тому +504

    “But for me less” “ah😫” and more “ah😰””.”
    -cooper 2024.
    Edit thanks for all the likes

    • @montymints
      @montymints 6 місяців тому +9

      In the immortal words of Kennie JD: make me wanna sew that shit up

    • @anyone1111
      @anyone1111 6 місяців тому +2

      @@montymintsyess lmao she’s so friggin funny

    • @SpriteHallows
      @SpriteHallows 5 місяців тому +1

      i can't. it took me out so hard.

  • @t0adstoolll
    @t0adstoolll 6 місяців тому +601

    Watching this with headphones was... an experience. Every single time that guy talked I got a physical shiver down my spine. In the worst way.

    • @V1sual3y3z
      @V1sual3y3z 6 місяців тому +65

      i had a mini meltdown and had to take my headphones off. the biggest ick

    • @phaedrapage4217
      @phaedrapage4217 6 місяців тому +63

      How you were able to find your skin after it crawled clean off

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 6 місяців тому

      Felt my balls shrivel and I don’t even have any.

    • @t0adstoolll
      @t0adstoolll 6 місяців тому +26

      @@phaedrapage4217 it was actually quite a fun and needed break in between hearing that man’s voice

    • @luckypunk72
      @luckypunk72 6 місяців тому +15

      i took mine off, i couldn't stand it 😭

  • @lilkoala
    @lilkoala 5 місяців тому +8

    “I dont like it. I CANT.”
    “But steve does” 😂😂😂

  • @Cosmic_Elijah
    @Cosmic_Elijah 2 місяці тому +5

    the random amazing edit outta nowhere is wild😭17:15

  • @PrincessNiq
    @PrincessNiq 6 місяців тому +373

    Watching this while jogging on a treadmill. This video perfectly triggers my flight response, so thank you for aiding in my workout. This guy scares me 😭😭 I’ve been jogging for 40 minutes now

  • @trainrexx
    @trainrexx 6 місяців тому +495

    "Sorry, headphone warning!"
    You said that way too late ☹️

    • @thehousespouse
      @thehousespouse 6 місяців тому +1

      Time stamp?

    • @myomayo
      @myomayo 6 місяців тому +6

      @@thehousespousein the beginning after he talks close to the mic

    • @helenfaith1508
      @helenfaith1508 6 місяців тому +12

      @@thehousespousethe first 10 seconds 😭😭

    • @Oliviaandtrina
      @Oliviaandtrina 6 місяців тому +1

      Lmfao, that's the joke.

  • @Familliarsurroundings
    @Familliarsurroundings 6 місяців тому +9

    As a 16 year old girl, this man made me contemplate never speaking to a man in a romantic sence ever again. His cringe was too much. Why would you make us watch this, cooper

  • @adeerinasuit
    @adeerinasuit Місяць тому +3

    16:50
    mr baggins a second aragorn has hit the towers

  • @leoniemelodie7
    @leoniemelodie7 6 місяців тому +449

    "You'll be putty in my hands" UGH 😫 "No matter what... *sighs*" EURGH 😩😣
    "Because you like giving me..." .*gulp* 🤢 "THE CONTROL," ÜEURGHH 😨😰 "isn't that right..." HHGH 😓😣 *"Kitten?"* FUUÜEUGGH 🤮🤮🤮🤮

    • @bellaswans
      @bellaswans 6 місяців тому +5

      HELPP

    • @ryu246
      @ryu246 5 місяців тому +1

      lmfaoo

    • @monroerobbins7551
      @monroerobbins7551 5 місяців тому +10

      Yeah, it feels like he’s reading a script, but he was that one drama kid who got WAY into it

    • @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes
      @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes 5 місяців тому

      @leoniemelodie7
      "What would you do if we met at the red light? *licks lips seductively while staring into the camera intensely with his baby hazel eyes* and I honked my horn at you...."

    • @sturns.
      @sturns. 4 місяці тому

      LMFAOOOO

  • @damseydiou
    @damseydiou 6 місяців тому +330

    > open video
    > *inhaling microphone* whats up weir-
    > closes video

  • @jilliansholt
    @jilliansholt 6 місяців тому +7

    I’ve never cringed so many times consistently in my life.

  • @user-jo4xn8si2j
    @user-jo4xn8si2j 5 місяців тому +7

    why are we not commenting on how good that impression was here 17:41

  • @Kawamura2
    @Kawamura2 6 місяців тому +523

    I mean, he doesn't have a bad voice, he could do voice overs, or possibly voice acting, but oh my CHRIST not what he's doing!

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 2 місяці тому +3

      Leviathan cross pfp is badass makes me think of brimstone in binding of isaac

  • @redroserabbit5558
    @redroserabbit5558 6 місяців тому +423

    COOPER ACTING OUT THE EMOJIS HAS ME ROLLING LMAO

    • @Ilovebirdgag
      @Ilovebirdgag 6 місяців тому +5

      I couldn't look it was all too much lol

  • @seonghwasgirl
    @seonghwasgirl 6 місяців тому +7

    I had to stop the video cause I was in physical pain and I realized I was just 7 minuntes into it lol, this was a horrible experience thank you Cooper

  • @Soderbell
    @Soderbell 6 місяців тому +11

    12:08 Why would you put us through this torture Coop? Why??? I love your videos but this level of cringe is EXTREMELY PAINFUL 😫 I’m in distress

  • @Anrd0meda
    @Anrd0meda 6 місяців тому +327

    I will always hate the internet for sexualising the nickname kitten
    My dad calls me that
    Always has
    But now I'm reminded of this sort of cursed content everytime he says it

    • @Kitthecatgod
      @Kitthecatgod 5 місяців тому +47

      So true I’m trans and picked the name kit based on kitten cuz my friend used to call me that as a nickname and like I rlly enjoy cats but kitten is just kinda wild now

    • @gwennorthcutt421
      @gwennorthcutt421 5 місяців тому +68

      my condolences. this is how i feel about "daddy" as a petname. gross! who wants to be remidned of their father!?

    • @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes
      @Suck_em_acrylic_of-toes 5 місяців тому +1

      @Anrd0meda
      Awww he calls you kitten? Why is it so cute ?😭😭😭

    • @-Vixieeee
      @-Vixieeee 4 місяці тому

      ​@@gwennorthcutt421daddy kink.. apparently

    • @420Khatz
      @420Khatz Місяць тому +1

      @@gwennorthcutt421sometimes people grow up without a dad or any paternal figures in their lives, and they meet an experienced guy who fills not only the role of a boyfriend, but a father figure as well. sounds weird sure- but it's not incestuous like I'm thinking of my dad when I call him daddy.

  • @twistedreamsyt
    @twistedreamsyt 6 місяців тому +635

    can we actually take the time to appreciate how nice his wall is

  • @doinnurmom
    @doinnurmom 3 місяці тому +4

    It makes it SO MUCH WORSE that he's looking into the camera like I had to cover his face while I watched this 😭😭

  • @mewoisbest8851
    @mewoisbest8851 6 місяців тому +10

    God wait till someone tells him about boyfriend asmr videos it’s essentially the same thing but 10x worse 😭

  • @cracktheblunt
    @cracktheblunt 6 місяців тому +185

    Bro people are so much lonelier than I thought. This is the worst thing you’ve ever put us through.

  • @it.is.behind.you.
    @it.is.behind.you. 6 місяців тому +156

    Cooper lowkey went through the 5 stages of grief in this video. 😭

  • @bunnie5394
    @bunnie5394 6 місяців тому +4

    watching this with earbuds in was the worst decision i could have made today

  • @amandawhitlow8018
    @amandawhitlow8018 6 місяців тому +6

    First, I 100% agree with you! Second, I FREAKIN LOVE THE DECOR IN THE ROOM YOU FILM IN!!!! The use of mirrors, different shaped frames, the lamps… chef’s kiss. Sorry, I had to compliment your style. I’ve been watching a long time, just wanted to say that 🤷🏻‍♀️

  • @Lookatthesevideos
    @Lookatthesevideos 6 місяців тому +395

    When you said you liked Kiki's Delivery Service, I knew in my BONES that you felt the same rage inside you when the granddaughter didn't appreciate her grandmother sending a LOVINGLY BAKED CASSEROLE

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 6 місяців тому +32

      KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE APPRECIATION

    • @ambersmith2612
      @ambersmith2612 6 місяців тому +34

      If MY grandma sent me a casserole I’d cry hysterically on the floor from appreciation

    • @JosiahTheRoach
      @JosiahTheRoach 6 місяців тому +22

      FR THAT CASSEROLE WAS FULL OF HEART AND SOUL AND SHE DIDNT INSTANTLY BE LIKE "OMG AMAZING WONDERFUL"

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 6 місяців тому +21

      Nah fr, all my homies hate the granddaughter from Kiki's Delivery Service

    • @tymothyyoung1530
      @tymothyyoung1530 5 місяців тому +6

      I'd love someone to send me a casserole, or bake as they are called in the UK. I'm American so I name things using a mix of US and UK names. But anyway ya I'd be sooooo happy. As long as it had enough spice/flavors, so if it was my own grandma who still ate like she was living on war rations in the 90s I'd be thankful but probably give mist to my 2 girls who like planer foods. Where as me and my other 2 kids would want to added some extra pepper at the very least. But that woman was like a mother to me, so her food may have been plain but I loved what she gave me. I stayed away from the offer of cold baked bean and beetroot sandwiches 🥪 omg where she got that from 😢. And I looked in a huge pot on the hob one day after school, and that was it, I've never gone near ox tail soup 🍲. She was boiling a full ox tail in a pot 😮. And eeewwww the smell.
      So sorry to go on, I have a serious rambling problem. So thanks for reading.
      All to say I'd be super pleased to get anything cooked, or baked and sent to me for my family. I'm the one who cooks homemade food and baking it would be amazing to have someone send something homemade for me. I always find the little things so thoughtful. ❤❤❤

  • @sleepyote
    @sleepyote 6 місяців тому +239

    He did NOT just pull the fucking "kitten" 🤢

  • @RinneAmagisDefenseAttorney
    @RinneAmagisDefenseAttorney 6 місяців тому +9

    15:48 I LOVE KIKIS DELIVERY SERVICE SOSJKSHDIHDID

    • @penny_kanin
      @penny_kanin 4 місяці тому +2

      SAME ITS SO GOOD, ONE OF MY COMFORT MOVIES

    • @reneemachuca3026
      @reneemachuca3026 2 місяці тому +1

      I HAVE A JIJI BACKPACK

  • @alisalong3610
    @alisalong3610 6 місяців тому +6

    Is he on a watch list?????? Someone check his backyard

  • @IsisChandler3x3
    @IsisChandler3x3 6 місяців тому +177

    AMSR + random sexual comments = fame and followers. It's a sad, scary world, boys and girls.

  • @blumiilk2617
    @blumiilk2617 6 місяців тому +174

    12 year old me had fallen to things like this dude and it forever haunts my soul, especially when some of them turned out to be pedophiles and stuff like that. I was very dumb back then.

    • @cynister7384
      @cynister7384 6 місяців тому +21

      Kids can be really dumb, I was an Onision fan when I was 12. 😭

    • @eveandaedrul
      @eveandaedrul 6 місяців тому +10

      Hello fellow ex cryaotic fan

    • @sploomfussy
      @sploomfussy 6 місяців тому +59

      you weren't dumb at all, you were a kid and it makes sense you didn't catch onto the red flags. dont beat yourself up over that

    • @Username0467
      @Username0467 6 місяців тому

      All kids are dumb! That's partly why they can't consent; their brain simply hasn't developed enough nor do they have enough life experience.

    • @snakeswithhats1913
      @snakeswithhats1913 6 місяців тому

      @@sploomfussyI hope the red flags ur talking about is actual signs and events where a person engaged inappropriately with a minor and not just the fact that they make fetish content

  • @solong_abigail
    @solong_abigail 5 місяців тому +3

    I physically recoiled, I turned into a rolly polly when I heard Not Very Holy’s voice

  • @s_k_y_13_43_4O
    @s_k_y_13_43_4O 5 місяців тому +3

    this just reminds me of the time a random 17 year old added me on snap, we talked for about 30 minutes just snapping back and forth, then all of a sudden, he snapped with the text "do you ever get gassy" and he got blocked bc what kind of question😭

  • @not_taro
    @not_taro 6 місяців тому +355

    BRO THE NAIL POLISH LOOKS GREAT ON YOU BBG ‼️‼️

  • @smallfrie15
    @smallfrie15 6 місяців тому +110

    bro literally says kitten like a discord mod that's such an ick, a whole red flag

  • @Vampgurl202
    @Vampgurl202 6 місяців тому +4

    His voice is like The Click's sexy voice, but Click is so much more charming

  • @yoavry
    @yoavry 6 місяців тому +3

    Okay so like the tea is I love like spicy voice narrations but I LITERALLY CANNOT. I REPEAT CANNOT. SEE WHO’S TALKING it makes me feel gross idk why but I’m like nope. Like the fantasy is gone and I’m like uncomfortable. I need a faceless voice

  • @floppybanana8939
    @floppybanana8939 6 місяців тому +85

    Why is he choking his microphone to death in every clip?? Also the mic feedback kept making me cringe the most 😭

    • @mst3kharris
      @mst3kharris 6 місяців тому +7

      I keep wanting him to back off the mic because the breathing is so loud and distracting. I’m like, “Sir, stop wheezing in my ear.”

  • @UR_Fav333
    @UR_Fav333 6 місяців тому +368

    Dude ur content is like a cure for depression

  • @Kitthecatgod
    @Kitthecatgod 5 місяців тому +8

    7:48 He looks so horrified and that’s exactly how I feel

  • @danischi4080
    @danischi4080 5 місяців тому +2

    As someone who doesn’t even like the normal dirty talk, I am SO uncomfortable.

  • @paranoidashes8261
    @paranoidashes8261 6 місяців тому +115

    cooper having a whole breakdown over this is so so real

  • @amelied69
    @amelied69 6 місяців тому +407

    omg these are like the boyfriend ASMR’s! cooper should react to those, that’d be interesting 😭

    • @juliannapena2208
      @juliannapena2208 6 місяців тому +43

      i think that would break him lolol😭😭😭

    • @hesthearcher
      @hesthearcher 6 місяців тому +36

      Nah those uber audios
      DAAARLINGGGG

    • @amelied69
      @amelied69 6 місяців тому +10

      @@hesthearcherBAHA PLEASE i want him to that so bad now 😭

    • @myomayo
      @myomayo 6 місяців тому +5

      @@hesthearcherUBER? why do the asmr vids have so much variety-

    • @luvv.kk916
      @luvv.kk916 6 місяців тому +16

      @@myomayonoo iss like fake boyfriend audios to play when u got a creepy uber driver

  • @0utsid3rs_stan
    @0utsid3rs_stan 21 годину тому +1

    OKAY BUT WHEN HE WHISPERED IN THE MIC AT THE BEGINNING I THREW MY PHONE I GOT SO SCARED

  • @Phantom_lord1983
    @Phantom_lord1983 6 місяців тому +11

    0:01 HELP

  • @I_lov3_Xiao
    @I_lov3_Xiao 6 місяців тому +108

    The way he blew a kiss at 3:36 made me physically gag😭

  • @AmbassadorKat
    @AmbassadorKat 6 місяців тому +59

    I have no idea how ppl can do stuff like this with a straight face. I’m no prude but I can barely even dirty talk when I’m with a partner it just feels so silly lol

    • @yaya3403
      @yaya3403 6 місяців тому +8

      OMG SAME. i thought this was like a weak point of my personality but it makes me cringe when i try 🤣 one worded things are fine but more than that?? i feel like turning inside out. i don't get how people do this to HUGE audiences

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak 5 місяців тому +2

      There ARE ways to do it that are actually hot, it's just that it almost always involves saying things that would get you banned from twitch, as well.

    • @CursedCaptainGaming
      @CursedCaptainGaming 2 місяці тому

      Exactly

  • @JustAyedan
    @JustAyedan 6 місяців тому +6

    I was going to say, “because you watched it dubbed,” but he already knew people would bring that up, and had a counterpoint prepared 💀

  • @Yus3fl0rwr
    @Yus3fl0rwr 5 місяців тому +2

    Seeing this made me the human embodiment of ”screaming crying throwing up”

  • @Igetnobitches
    @Igetnobitches 6 місяців тому +205

    Shallelujah used cringe!
    It was super effective!
    Cooper "fainted"

  • @CuteLewaczka
    @CuteLewaczka 6 місяців тому +13

    1:26 same Cooper, S A M E 💀

  • @LaceFace138
    @LaceFace138 5 місяців тому +3

    I never wanna hear the word kitten again 😂

  • @hypercube8792
    @hypercube8792 6 місяців тому +34

    I’m going through it with you Cooper. I feel simultaneously “you do you” and “god please stop bringing this into the world.”

  • @lovelyxjimout917
    @lovelyxjimout917 6 місяців тому +48

    "I'M NOT THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST, AND YOU'RE NOT A BUCKET OF WATER YOUNG MAN!!" - Cooper, 2024

  • @clodab7021
    @clodab7021 6 місяців тому +2

    Cooper, I love you, 😚 but I'm gonna need you to apologise for making me aware of this guy! because now I have a new sleep paralysis demon 😭🤮

  • @SpecialInterestShow
    @SpecialInterestShow 6 місяців тому +7

    Hey Cooper, have you heard about the Dad That Abandoned His Kid For Breakdancing? That shit was WILD

  • @lilyyy_bean
    @lilyyy_bean 6 місяців тому +55

    As someone who watched a lot of boyfriend audios in middle and high school, his voice and delivery so cringe it makes me roll my eyes. It’s so forced and I can hear his hesitancy and how hard he’s trying to be ‘hot’. Also the face ruins it like omg 13:14 exactly lmao

  • @kitsterangel
    @kitsterangel 6 місяців тому +39

    You definitely nailed it with the anime voice thing, that's exactly what it's giving 😭 I agree it's harmless and get that bag and whatnot but at what cost, dude....

  • @UnusualKasper
    @UnusualKasper 4 дні тому +1

    COOPER, please never make those emoji sounds ever again. I am severely traumatized after hearing that

  • @willowleigh1786
    @willowleigh1786 5 місяців тому +3

    Im so uncomfortable. 😢.. that man is doing too much. Someone stop him. 😬

  • @annaheartsss
    @annaheartsss 6 місяців тому +112

    THE OUTFIT IS SLAYING COOOPPP!!! 💕💕💕

    • @Roseyx.x
      @Roseyx.x 6 місяців тому +7

      It always does🤭

    • @OfficialMrR3A
      @OfficialMrR3A 6 місяців тому

      It’s a normal outfit bro

    • @annaheartsss
      @annaheartsss 6 місяців тому +9

      @@OfficialMrR3A well i think it’s cute- i don’t understand what’s wrong with expressing that?

    • @beetosbeef
      @beetosbeef 6 місяців тому +3

      @@OfficialMrR3A what normal outfit is a cute lil grandma sweater

    • @annaheartsss
      @annaheartsss 6 місяців тому +1

      @@beetosbeef facts💖💖💖

  • @BloodyB0dy
    @BloodyB0dy 6 місяців тому +77

    Omg my Dino nuggets are finished right on time

    • @Roseyx.x
      @Roseyx.x 6 місяців тому +14

      I hope you enjoy them :)

    • @vheosk
      @vheosk 6 місяців тому +7

      You should share some of those Dino nuggies 🤭

    • @kailanerman5090
      @kailanerman5090 6 місяців тому +4

      dino nuggest are FIRE 🔥

    • @juiceboxfromthevoid
      @juiceboxfromthevoid 6 місяців тому +4

      Hope you enjoyed them!!

    • @Cr3atur3_ofth3_night
      @Cr3atur3_ofth3_night 6 місяців тому +4

      Same literally same omg

  • @QuillNeutral-bh1iv
    @QuillNeutral-bh1iv 6 місяців тому +2

    I JUST NOTICED THE HUMMINGBIRD WITH BLEEDING HEARTS SHIRT!! amazing!! I love Ruby throated hummingbirds!

  • @UNKN0WN_LIFE
    @UNKN0WN_LIFE 6 місяців тому +3

    nah cuz "wimper. i'll be a good boy" is crazy 💀💀💀💀

  • @-Sephie-
    @-Sephie- 6 місяців тому +36

    Not his soul trying to leave his body at the cringe at about 14:11 😂😭

  • @Liability_
    @Liability_ 6 місяців тому +341

    Cooper laughing after a joke makes it 10x funnier
    Idk why

    • @hitomithecat
      @hitomithecat 6 місяців тому +15

      He has a contagious laugh 😭

  • @Stella-wb9uf
    @Stella-wb9uf 2 місяці тому +1

    I literally flinched when I heard the intro I was like “HELP ME I NEED AN ADULT-“

  • @KiwiBird-
    @KiwiBird- 4 місяці тому +1

    When you played the first full clip of his video, it took everything in me to not click off this video 😭😭