This is nothing compared to that elementary school teacher who dipped his manhood into cookies he baked for some kids. (While also feeding a girl spoonfuls of his manhood) I might add...😕
As much as I love the "Florida man" meme, those sort of things never really happen down here. I've lived in Florida my whole life and have never seen anything like in the memes on the news.
*When I saw the notification* Man arrested for dipping his manhood is customers salsa? How does that even work? *5 seconds of thinking* Ohhhhhhhh...................
This is nothing compared to that elementary school teacher who dipped his manhood into cookies he baked for them. (While also feeding a girl spoonfuls of his manhood) I might add...😕
Anybody else remember that scene in Night School where Kevin Hart put his hairs in the dinner, so he didn't have to pay for it and gets the waiter fired?
"Oh balls, we need more salsa!" "It would seem they didn't shave these tomatoes before making the salsa." "You'd have to be nuts not to like this salsa!" "Did he double-dip those chips?" "Why yes, we sell salsa by the sack!" And finally, "Yes sir, our salsa is gland made from scratch!" That's all I could come up with for now.
This is honestly why I haven't ordered through a delivery service like this. There's no cameras watching people with your food and I've heard a story like this of a woman drinking people's drinks. A tamper proof bag would be ideal, but not just staples (because they can just be undone then restabled). I'm talking food lids taped on, stapled and labeled tamper proof tape over the bag and instructions to take a picture of your order when you get it with the app.
I do doordash on the weekends and almost every place I go to pickup orders from they always have page sealed with these long stickers over the bag so customers can tell the company if they find out it may have been tampered with.
I used to work in the food service industry this type of thing happens more than you'd think. You drop some food on the floor and pick it up who will ever know? This type of thing is widespread in the us but the masses are ignorant to it.
where i work i like seeing the people who come in for to go orders look through the back. i also staple the order ticket to the bag because idk it just makes it easier to know whats in it and who it goes to.
i would of sued the balls off of that dude and the company he's working for.i dont care how many gift cards they'd offer to rectify the situation, a couple hundred thousand in damages should be enough to make them screen their applicants.
Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history Me an intellectual: Optimus talking about a guy who looks like Vsauce featuring Cyrus in the comments.
Remember Vsauce? This is him now. Feel old yet?
He looks like him when I saw the title I was like wait vsauce is that you for a second
This is like my comment but mine is worse
Now hes called Tsauce
It actually looks exactly like him
@@dillondelaney4347 And he looked close to Mundane Matt as well.
Imagine tryna enjoy some nachos and you get this dude as your delivery guy
I would spawn god
Who eats nachos with salsa ??
Find a couple of pubes in your nachos
White cheese nachos
@@tylerh5979A lot of people.
I've never heard of someone wanting salsa with their meatballs
Pfp fits resl well
Your profile picture makes this comment so much better lol.
The song......*the song*
who told you could use my real name?
Pfp looks like my reaction
Number 15 Burger King nut sauce
The last thing u want in your salsa is someone’s nut sack
Number 3 Del Loco nut dip
Yaboiteddy 69 *someone’s nut hairs
With a special edition nut pepper it's not nut hairs
Oh that makes sense when they say “you want some of our special sauce, it’s a secret recipe”
(☭ ͜ʖ ☭)
Never heard anybody say that. I speak only to people who know how to speak English
U everywhere man
want some of or special *VSAUCE*
Nice pfp
Hey vsauce Michael here “does putting balls in salsa make it taste better, lets find out!!
Or does it?
Is this how Vsauce is made?
I'd eat his ball salsa
@@revolvingworld2676 please cease vital functions
@@milkbeforecereal7064Emergency, User death imminent! [BEEEEEEEEE-]
I see you have great tastes in video games
Mr Neddlemouse: The legendary Sanic Master name ?
TanTheMan _ Soongebob squarpants the movie game
Mr Neddlemouse: The legendary Sanic Master best ever
I see hes a man of cultures
Agreed
every day, we stray further from god
Every day we stray closer to god because these stories are slowly killing us all inside.
This is nothing compared to that elementary school teacher who dipped his manhood into cookies he baked for some kids. (While also feeding a girl spoonfuls of his manhood) I might add...😕
@@bi0hazard921 dear God WHY THE **** WOULD HE DO THAT!!!
Michael Knox *Evil*
I agree
Florida man: finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary
Still no match for the Composite Florida Man.
Me no understand
As much as I love the "Florida man" meme, those sort of things never really happen down here. I've lived in Florida my whole life and have never seen anything like in the memes on the news.
Tennessee is on the path to becoming a meme like Florida.
Just Some Guy without a Mustache can you tell me what anime your profile pic is from?
He was just T-bagging
Phantom Mask yes.
dude the background gameplay just hit me in the nostalgia
Has to be a man from florida
ya
If it’s not, I will go batshit
@@highground7923 it's Tennessee
@Franklin Delano Roosevelt FFFFFUUUUUCCC
Facts
*When I saw the notification*
Man arrested for dipping his manhood is customers salsa? How does that even work?
*5 seconds of thinking*
Ohhhhhhhh...................
This is nothing compared to that elementary school teacher who dipped his manhood into cookies he baked for them. (While also feeding a girl spoonfuls of his manhood) I might add...😕
Bi0hazard Wym? spoonfuls of manhood?
@@sheriffaboubakar9720 if you don't get it, then don't worry about it.
God bless Florida.
Wth? Why?
IM DYING
Special sauce? Vsauce? Coincidence?
I think NOT!
I changed the comment so the replies make no sense
Where are your fingers?
@@ahzhd423 *magbe the answer is e different than you think!*
Hey, VSalsa!
Michael is every where
i hate you why did you do this to me i wanna know what you said
Vsauce... Why did you do this?
Surprised this didn't happen in florida.
Surprised that people are so unoriginal and make the exact same comment that’s a few comments down...
@@erictheboringone5292 I didnt see other people comment this lol
Sinister • probably because Wyoming doesn’t exist. 🤔
@@Tropicalfire r/woooosh
Imperial City Guard how is that a whooosh
1 Florida crime is not common
2 well that's it
3 I SAID THAT'S IT
Possessed Potatoe Bird breaking news: Florida man claims florida crime is uncommon!
@@blakjack6359 breaking new Florida man claims that Florida crime is common
@EntAsAlways what's random about it and what do you mean "what"
EntAsAlways it’s not random or funny it’s cringey but relevant
@@blakjack6359 agreed
he really "Dropped the Ball" on that on huehuehueheuheuheuheueheueh
Has this man lost his Marbles
No he lost his balls lol
Has this man dipped his meats?
@@Sir_Catnip that's one spicy meatball 😂
Nah, they're just covered in chip sauce.
I probably ruined eating chips for everyone here just now, didn't I??
@@ceecee6521 I'm sorry, CHIP SAUCE?
I thought this was vsauce for a second...
"Why is their mayonnaise in my salsa?!"
Spongebob video game gameplay
OH boy the nostalgia flows through me.
Anybody else remember that scene in Night School where Kevin Hart put his hairs in the dinner, so he didn't have to pay for it and gets the waiter fired?
Yep
Hey, Vsauce Michael here.
And today I'll be giving customers salsa with my own recipe.
LOL 😂😂😂
“Dipping the left and the right ball” 😂😂😂😂😂
Michael has officialy gone crazy . (Vsauce)
That is insanely reckless and dangerous. Those people could have had a nut allergy.
Or a STD
The one dislike is from him.
When i clicked on the video the first ad that popped up was a food delivery company and it was showcasing sauces
Uh...I was gonna eat that.
"Ok, i made sure I made the Salsa extra spicy"
Why does he look like Michael from Vsauce in the thumbnail?
5:20 "I'm ready, depression."
"Oh balls, we need more salsa!"
"It would seem they didn't shave these tomatoes before making the salsa."
"You'd have to be nuts not to like this salsa!"
"Did he double-dip those chips?"
"Why yes, we sell salsa by the sack!"
And finally,
"Yes sir, our salsa is gland made from scratch!"
That's all I could come up with for now.
Cop: What's your name?
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here"
Florida Man: *reads article*
Finally! A worthy opponent! Our fight will be legendary!!!
“Yeah Imma just stick my junk in some random person’s sauce. That sounds like a good idea”
Surprised this didn’t take place in Florida
“Man dips his manhood in someone’s dipping salsa” *clicks* Spongebob gameplay starts to play
I’m so freaking happy you play this game
This is honestly why I haven't ordered through a delivery service like this. There's no cameras watching people with your food and I've heard a story like this of a woman drinking people's drinks. A tamper proof bag would be ideal, but not just staples (because they can just be undone then restabled).
I'm talking food lids taped on, stapled and labeled tamper proof tape over the bag and instructions to take a picture of your order when you get it with the app.
Nicee, I'm loving the classic games! Really brings back memories
Why this guy looking like Michael from Vsause over here
*Vsauce, Michael here*
oh my god, you're gameplay footage is getting better and better. thank you for playing these games
Flordia man?
Did he move to Tennessee?
Probably man
He looks like if Vsauce was in a Netflix show.
Hey Vsauce Michael here
Gotta love optimus casually playing a spongebob game as he is describing a man putting his testicles in salsa.
Nostalgia just kicked me in the nuts
I do doordash on the weekends and almost every place I go to pickup orders from they always have page sealed with these long stickers over the bag so customers can tell the company if they find out it may have been tampered with.
The ultimate tea bag
“W- wh- what? Someone dip a ball”
I thought most people dont tip. I usually dont tip when ordering from uber eats/doordash. Hopefully I dont get a guy like this
It says not to but he was using a different delivery service
_gives an 89 cents tip_
*commits a felony*
Vsauce Michael here
HONEY why is there nut in my salsa
Isnt that ironic i got a postmate ad lol
I did too
Imagine spongebob but the secret formula is mr. krabs dips his testies in one of the ingredients
If you don’t want extra nuts than tip like a decent person
“If you give an 89 cent tip, you’ll get the 89 inch tip.”
-Optimus, 2019
Epic Rap Battle of Manliness taken too far.
The guy looks like Vsauce lol
Optimus is good
I remember when you only has 10k subs... you grew up so fast making such good content like this.
Ah delicious!
5:15
I'm Ready... Depression
No balls... you won’t play Minecraft
brooo I used to play this spongebob game on the OG xbox omg . you brought back so many memories 😭 dope video though keep up the good work
SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom
is the better game. Heretic.
"ThAt'S wHy My SaLsA tAsTeS wEiRd"
Me: *re reads title just to make sure my eye sights correct*
“Hey! Vsauce, Michael here, I’m in prison right now, or am I? Well first we have to look deep inside my situation to understand what’s going on”
For once it isn’t a Florida man
Eugene:
*dips nuts in salsa*
*GOD HAS LEFT THE SERVER*
The loading screen for the gameplay said "I'm ready.... depression"
5:16
Looks like V-*SAUCE* really let him self go...
Him: I did not do it.
Camera: Are you for real.
Vsauce, Michael here, today we'll dip my "Manhood" in some salsa... Or will I? *vsauce theme starts*
You always have the best background gameplay it brings back ps2 memories keep it up man😂👍
How are you playing all these games fam? You got my whole childhood in your last few videos
My childhood hero
Me: Clicks in video
Also Me: Looks at title. "You serious?"
"I'm ready... depression" will always be the best load screen
I used to work in the food service industry this type of thing happens more than you'd think. You drop some food on the floor and pick it up who will ever know? This type of thing is widespread in the us but the masses are ignorant to it.
where i work i like seeing the people who come in for to go orders look through the back. i also staple the order ticket to the bag because idk it just makes it easier to know whats in it and who it goes to.
i would of sued the balls off of that dude and the company he's working for.i dont care how many gift cards they'd offer to rectify the situation, a couple hundred thousand in damages should be enough to make them screen their applicants.
_florida man_
Wait Tennessee???
Optimus gotta be the most cultured epic gamer on UA-cam
Nobody:
Customer: mmm this salsa taste really good kids try this salsa
“Excuse me, waiter, I asked for no salt “
Man the news keeps getting weirder, and the gameplay gets better!
My boi Optimus is low key trying to be birdman.
Florida man: "Is it possible to learn this power?"
Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover in history
Me an intellectual: Optimus talking about a guy who looks like Vsauce featuring Cyrus in the comments.
Straight up knew everyone would be making vsauce comparisons before even looking lol
Man why do you always make the best gameplay