Jetstream Sam has dementia

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  • @jetstreamsam8571
    @jetstreamsam8571 2 роки тому +5879

    I finallyyy got my nameee

  • @thebruh2019
    @thebruh2019 2 роки тому +3588

    When you remember something but you immediately forget it after a few seconds

  • @MxTeeee
    @MxTeeee 2 роки тому +1294

    Other characters: *finishes the exam*
    Jetstream Sam: *still trying to remember his name*

    • @jmsta.romana4660
      @jmsta.romana4660 2 роки тому +107

      He finished, but he just needs his name.

    • @pccc5431
      @pccc5431 8 місяців тому +36

      @@jmsta.romana4660 teacher be like "so who forgot to write their name on this test"

    • @emptyYouGiN
      @emptyYouGiN 2 місяці тому +12

      @@pccc5431
      "Memories broken
      The truth goes unspoken
      I've even forgotten my test"

    • @agorman1341
      @agorman1341 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@emptyYouGiN i don't know the Question or what is the Answer im Standing here holding my Peeeeeeennnnnnn

    • @N03M1S
      @N03M1S 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@agorman1341My quiet classroom
      My ID in the bathroom, dementia makes me go crazy

  • @SURVIVOR_Rsha
    @SURVIVOR_Rsha 2 роки тому +1304

    Sam: I forgot my name
    Auto subtitles: I forgot Monday

  • @Rubick_Nerbade
    @Rubick_Nerbade 2 роки тому +583

    Memories broken...
    I forgot lyrics

    • @Sucullentbutter
      @Sucullentbutter 2 роки тому +30

      The truth goes unspoken

    • @jmsta.romana4660
      @jmsta.romana4660 2 роки тому +21

      ​@@Sucullentbutter I've even forgotten my name!

    • @nullfilename2
      @nullfilename2 2 роки тому +19

      ​@@jmsta.romana4660 I don't know the season
      Or what is the reason
      I'm standing here holding my blaade

    • @jmsta.romana4660
      @jmsta.romana4660 2 роки тому +9

      @@nullfilename2 A desolate place (place)
      Without any trace (trace)
      It's only the cold wind I feel

    • @nullfilename2
      @nullfilename2 2 роки тому +11

      @@jmsta.romana4660 It's me I spite
      As I stand up and fight
      The only the I know for real
      There will be

  • @TheGlowingBeansGuy
    @TheGlowingBeansGuy 2 роки тому +68

    You know who else has dementia?
    You know who else has dementia?
    You know who else has dementia?

    • @megamens3006
      @megamens3006 8 місяців тому +3

      you know who else have dementia

    • @charlesdoe2872
      @charlesdoe2872 5 місяців тому +3

      You know who else has dementia?

    • @GhostHesh3456
      @GhostHesh3456 3 місяці тому +3

      You know who else has dementia?

    • @tarikchadili9696
      @tarikchadili9696 2 місяці тому +2

      You know who else has dementia?

    • @hooray2311
      @hooray2311 2 місяці тому +2

      You know who else has dementia?

  • @Rebelrose
    @Rebelrose 2 роки тому +345

    If the lyrics to each boss were 100% accurate

  • @Im-a-egg.
    @Im-a-egg. Рік тому +23

    "OH NO *MY NAME"* jetstream sam said calmly..

  • @joaquinskiyexperiences6036
    @joaquinskiyexperiences6036 2 роки тому +43

    Jetstream sam:
    Thick: ✅
    Cool: ✅
    Hot: ✅
    Skills: ✅
    *D e m e n t i a* : ✅

    • @Forsale379
      @Forsale379 2 роки тому +7

      Memories Broken:✅
      Truth Goes Unspoken:✅
      He even Forgot His Name:✅

  • @anticringepoliceraiden9684
    @anticringepoliceraiden9684 2 роки тому +224

    *I don’t know my name* said he happily

  • @Ranzord95
    @Ranzord95 2 роки тому +419

    "alright calm down, I just gotta check my ID card... where is my wallet? fuck, this suit doesn't have pockets?! wait, muramasa has an ID lock, maybe I can check in there... ah shit, it uses biometric data for that"

    • @kapitansosnowiec8296
      @kapitansosnowiec8296 2 роки тому +33

      Bro forgot his own name because his blades was more important

    • @mr.normalguy69
      @mr.normalguy69 2 роки тому +23

      Dementia 💀

    • @MR_SM1LE_YT
      @MR_SM1LE_YT 2 роки тому +23

      That's sad that the only thing sam knows for real is that there will be BLOOD-SHED 😔

    • @florantlover5554
      @florantlover5554 Рік тому +5

      ​@@mr.normalguy69
      Did you there will be Blood?
      Blood?
      Blood?
      Blood?
      Blood?

    • @mr.normalguy69
      @mr.normalguy69 Рік тому +4

      @@florantlover5554 I forgor 💀

  • @Nobrain-Nokotan
    @Nobrain-Nokotan 2 роки тому +551

    Jestream sam: I am Jestream Sam
    After 1 minute
    Jestream sam: what is my name
    Oh no I forgot my name
    No! No! No!

  • @Matias_x22x
    @Matias_x22x 2 роки тому +94

    His face, his f*ckin face, im dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Make my day, Lmao.

  • @samjetstream9
    @samjetstream9 2 роки тому +151

    *it's just a burning memory subtly plays in the background

  • @blacklight683
    @blacklight683 Рік тому +14

    His memory's broken, his name goes unspoken, he even got dementia!!!

  • @MrValentineFunny
    @MrValentineFunny 3 місяці тому +4

    When we're getting old and dementia starts to kick in:

  • @Cent4rion
    @Cent4rion 2 місяці тому +4

    Rumours say that Jetstream Sam still doesn't remember what his name is.

  • @R4nD0mus3rNam3
    @R4nD0mus3rNam3 2 роки тому +42

    Now there is a pretty meme.
    Exquisite

  • @Isaac-i8d
    @Isaac-i8d 2 місяці тому +4

    Brazilian samurai who double jumps

  • @sekiko7183
    @sekiko7183 2 роки тому +34

    "WE'VE FORGOT HIS NAAAME!!!!"

    • @KingoftheOutback
      @KingoftheOutback 9 місяців тому +3

      He only know Fine dining and Swordplay...

  • @grassyoucantouch7016
    @grassyoucantouch7016 2 роки тому +120

    After that Sam went to the doctor and discovered he suffered from Altsheimmer. He never remembered who he was or what his purpose on the world was. He later moved in Arizona where he built a small hut he uses as a home. He started to harvest carrots since that was the only thing left for him to do. He still kept his high frequency red blade but used it only for cooking purposes and for chopping vegetables. Because of that he never went to join desperado and sun downer never found anyone to do the N'mani kidnapping operation with. After that he realised the whole thing with the organs from kids was fucked up so he quit being the leader of desperado. Later on he went to fulfill his childhood dream of becoming a sumo fighter. With him gone the whole organization was going to disappear sooner of later. Mistral predicted that and she left too. She went to Las Vegas and became the richest prostitute America has ever seen. She still kept her robots things and turned them into slaves she put to build a penthouse. Moonsoon also thought the whole thing wasn't going to end up well so he went and became a teacher at the university of quantum physics. He still remembers the old days when he used to tell his enemies about the memes. Now that the whole company was done for, Armstrong couldn't find any other group to help him so he abandoned his dream of changing America and started a body building youtube channel where he lifts wheights and does motivational videos. He died of consuming too many steroids that affected his heart. Raiden continued his life as a soldier and bodyguard until he retired and started to spend more time with his family in New Zeeland. Since then he never returned to the soldier job ever again. He also adopted a labrador retriever he named Steven.

  • @mettatonmettaton5620
    @mettatonmettaton5620 2 місяці тому +2

    " MEMORIES BROKEN, I EVEN FORGET MY NAME." that's me every single time

  • @trileocrafter7099
    @trileocrafter7099 Рік тому +6

    If you listen closely when he talks about him forgetting his name, you can still hear his theme.

  • @theultimatejack3360
    @theultimatejack3360 2 роки тому +9

    “WE THREW OUT HIS NAME!!”

  • @sunderedowner5625
    @sunderedowner5625 2 роки тому +25

    Hey Armstrong Sam found monsoon's forbidden meme stash again

  • @itz-_-Azrael-_-
    @itz-_-Azrael-_- 2 роки тому +13

    I may be 29 years old with dementia but
    I forgot what I was gonna say.

  • @popslyme4280
    @popslyme4280 2 роки тому +5

    The amount of anger in his voice when he's shouting no is glorious.

  • @Gryphon1-1
    @Gryphon1-1 Рік тому +6

    He almost looks proud that he forgot his name. Too proud...

  • @abdullahirfan9991
    @abdullahirfan9991 2 роки тому +22

    Sam after finally remembering his name: *"standing here, I realize"*

  • @Kitsu-vk3of
    @Kitsu-vk3of 2 роки тому +11

    “What’s your naaaaaame!?” “Sam” “Why do you want this job?”

  • @xaviernowakowski5913
    @xaviernowakowski5913 7 місяців тому +5

    I used to think that the vocals in the music were sung by who is fighting you. I have no idea why I thought that but I did.

  • @ArdaCoffeeBean
    @ArdaCoffeeBean 2 роки тому +9

    Thank you for this masterpiece , lovely.

  • @aussiebullet
    @aussiebullet 2 роки тому +9

    Unfortunately, Sam got Jetstream Dementia

  • @Ray1645
    @Ray1645 2 роки тому +16

    He really forgor his name in presentation 💀

  • @thechairdevilvergil3141
    @thechairdevilvergil3141 2 роки тому +12

    Pov: video games made you forgor your name

  • @collinherrick8923
    @collinherrick8923 2 роки тому +1

    I might be 29 years old with dementia but I might be 29 years old with dementia

  • @magalisurkamp1735
    @magalisurkamp1735 7 місяців тому +3

    As a Brazilian we forget our name constantly

  • @carbonatedraspberry3807
    @carbonatedraspberry3807 Рік тому +1

    "The only thing I know for real is my naaaaaame"

  • @Dovll2381
    @Dovll2381 4 місяці тому +1

    The no no no got me roling on the floor 😂😂😂😂

  • @mr.normalguy69
    @mr.normalguy69 2 роки тому +8

    It's just a broken memory 💀

  • @goldenturtle5850
    @goldenturtle5850 7 місяців тому +8

    Rodrigues “Schizophrenia” Sam

  • @lorddrakkon9562
    @lorddrakkon9562 6 місяців тому +1

    College Memes, Son! They're remembered in response to your name!

  • @jackmcmorrow9397
    @jackmcmorrow9397 3 місяці тому +1

    Metal gear rising: Dementiance

  • @supernazeirx2117
    @supernazeirx2117 Рік тому +2

    legend say he still don't remember his name to this day

  • @Vrguy0971
    @Vrguy0971 2 місяці тому +1

    I’m the only one left…

  • @CosmicOkapi
    @CosmicOkapi 2 місяці тому +1

    Oh no! My naaaaaaaaaame!

  • @RaulSeriesCompany
    @RaulSeriesCompany 2 місяці тому +1

    Your name is Jetstream Sam, remember?

  • @LIAM_PCK0L
    @LIAM_PCK0L Рік тому +1

    this reminds of old tf2 vids where they combine lines to make new lines

  • @matrinezkevin11492
    @matrinezkevin11492 Рік тому +1

    I like to think this is what my dementia ridden dad goes through every morning lmao.

  • @bedrockian
    @bedrockian 5 місяців тому +1

    The good old days where this was how you made people say something they didnt say

  • @R_Y_O_7
    @R_Y_O_7 3 місяці тому +1

    RIP his name😔

  • @hyejusleftlung
    @hyejusleftlung 2 роки тому +4

    when you think you forgot your keys but they’re in your pocket

  • @Gustavo26112
    @Gustavo26112 Рік тому +1

    Your name is samuel rodrigues, sam

  • @edgarabangan4694
    @edgarabangan4694 Рік тому +1

    Me after someone calls me someone that doesn't exist:

  • @kuronagiyurei
    @kuronagiyurei 2 роки тому +4

    Fun Fact: everyone knows his name, except Sam himself

  • @capofthink
    @capofthink Рік тому +1

    SAM, SAM, If You EVER FEEL BAD For Forgetting Your Name, Don't EVER Worry About It Because A Certain Japanese Yakuza Dude Decided To Erase His Own....

  • @Infectedplane4598
    @Infectedplane4598 5 місяців тому +1

    D. E. M. E. N. T. I. A

  • @_chipchilinka_4631
    @_chipchilinka_4631 2 місяці тому +2

    There aren't even letters in his words.

  • @EnesStarTR
    @EnesStarTR 5 місяців тому +1

    His name is... YASUO! (irony)

  • @ChronoJedi
    @ChronoJedi Рік тому +1

    this is too goofy... i cant

  • @danielchmielewski8568
    @danielchmielewski8568 3 години тому +1

    Oh no! Monday!

  • @уня
    @уня Рік тому +1

    What is my name...?
    Oh no, my name!!
    I 💀forgot💀 my name..
    I dont know my name!!
    NO NO NO NO!!!

  • @wilidenoob8799
    @wilidenoob8799 2 роки тому +7

    Recreation of me: Memories broken, The truth goes unspoken, Ive even forgotten my life!!!
    Wait,
    *casually dies*

  • @patrickrodgers1761
    @patrickrodgers1761 Рік тому

    Memories broken, the truth goes unspoken
    I've even forgotten my name
    I don't know the season or what is the reason
    I'm standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place (place)
    Without any trace (trace)
    It's only the cold wind I feel
    It's me that I spite as I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one (one) left (left)
    Will ride upon the dragon's back
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no, there will be blood (blood) shed (shed)
    It's the only thing I've ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering, "Have I gone insane?"
    To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height and never realizing why I fight

  • @American_psychopath_ran
    @American_psychopath_ran 7 місяців тому +1

    "what is Monday?
    oh, No! Monday!
    I forgot Monday.
    I don't know Monday....💀💀💀".

  • @tuanlam1203
    @tuanlam1203 2 місяці тому +1

    My name YAAAAA

  • @CastleMiser
    @CastleMiser 2 роки тому +4

    Memories broken
    Dementia unspoken
    I even forgotten my nameeeeee
    I don't know the season
    Or what is the reason
    Im lying here upon a bed
    A cold empty space
    I dont know the place
    Its only the cold breeze i feeeeeel
    Its me that I spite as i sit down in fright
    The only thing I know for real
    MEMORIES BRO-KEN
    I don't know who's my family
    THERE WILL BE STRAN-GERS
    Trying to keep me company
    Because i even forgotten who i am
    MEMORIES BRO-KEN
    I THINK MY NAME IS JETSTREAM SAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

    • @Ajdin_1103
      @Ajdin_1103 2 роки тому

      😭😭🤣🤣

    • @D-15_Anims
      @D-15_Anims 2 роки тому

      More like “The only think I don’t know for real”

  • @RelentlessSketchStudios
    @RelentlessSketchStudios Рік тому

    The only thing that Sam does not know for real.

  • @FonchoVidal
    @FonchoVidal Рік тому +1

    Poor Sam forgot is Monday 😨

  • @Rafa_The_Omega
    @Rafa_The_Omega 2 роки тому +2

    This is What happens when a brazilian has alzhiemer

  • @Ranzord95
    @Ranzord95 2 роки тому

    cop from disco elysium 🤝 brazillian samurai from metal gear

  • @gabrielthales1424
    @gabrielthales1424 10 місяців тому +1

    Se colocasse a música invisible ficaria incrível 😂

  • @sencrowe680
    @sencrowe680 2 роки тому +2

    This video really demonstrates society like from the movie joker

  • @Wheelchair_Sam
    @Wheelchair_Sam 2 роки тому +3

    Underrated video

  • @Genesis2432
    @Genesis2432 4 місяці тому +1

    I'm on an exam:

  • @Sam_reativni
    @Sam_reativni Рік тому +1

    Oh no my NAMEEEE😢😢😢😢

  • @lashinigalleta1711
    @lashinigalleta1711 2 роки тому

    you can hear the depression on his voice when he realizes he has forgotten his name

  • @jediarcherbc709
    @jediarcherbc709 11 місяців тому

    A name is a meme, Sam... part of the DNA of your soul...

  • @RyoukaSuzuhana
    @RyoukaSuzuhana 2 роки тому +1

    He forgor 💀

  • @RoxanneClimber
    @RoxanneClimber Місяць тому

    MEMORIES BROKEN
    DEMENTIA'S UNTREATED

  • @ImPyroChad
    @ImPyroChad 2 роки тому +1

    When you isolate the vocals it sounds like Chad Kroeger from Nickelback

  • @richardrodriguez7246
    @richardrodriguez7246 3 місяці тому +2

    My grandma with alzheimer xD

  • @Domination_52
    @Domination_52 11 місяців тому

    Even in 2024, this video is still funny. 😂

  • @basekinkajou5103
    @basekinkajou5103 2 роки тому +1

    If only that cyborg suit had pockets so that if he forgets his name he can just look at his ID

    • @jmsta.romana4660
      @jmsta.romana4660 2 роки тому

      He has one on his thunder thighs storage, but if we were speaking for real it would be his right or left arm, left arm seems a bit unlikely as it isn't upgraded by cyborg enhancements.

  • @Poggers221
    @Poggers221 Місяць тому

    THERE WILL BE BLOOD-SHED!

  • @AbsoIutelyNoOne
    @AbsoIutelyNoOne 2 роки тому +1

    He forgor his naem💀

  • @deltasamurai4685
    @deltasamurai4685 3 місяці тому

    - Say my name...
    - I've even forgotten my naaaaame!

  • @clawsthelaw1690
    @clawsthelaw1690 2 роки тому

    This is the best thing I’ve seen all day

  • @emilioestelar
    @emilioestelar Рік тому +1

    Pomni be like:

  • @jking4854
    @jking4854 2 роки тому +2

    It would have been funny if the instrumental kept playing while he had an existencial crysis.

    • @Ajdin_1103
      @Ajdin_1103 2 роки тому

      Lol

    • @HackerMann203
      @HackerMann203 Рік тому

      Memories broken the truth goes unspoken I even forgotten my name
      ...
      (🎵 🎶)

  • @aoisky9
    @aoisky9 Рік тому

    I had no reason giggling that fucking hard at a meme like this

  • @KingoftheOutback
    @KingoftheOutback 2 роки тому +1

    He only knows fine dining and Swordplay...

  • @estouconfuso
    @estouconfuso 2 роки тому

    "JetStream" is glorious.

  • @JohnPaulSheridan
    @JohnPaulSheridan 4 місяці тому

    He has the colgate smile.

  • @josukehigashikata-jojolion8236
    @josukehigashikata-jojolion8236 Місяць тому

    Your brain at the last hour of your 9-5

  • @gd7151
    @gd7151 5 місяців тому

    Memories broken indeed

  • @K.S_708
    @K.S_708 2 роки тому

    *Everywhere at the end of time begins to play*

  • @Cody-l1o
    @Cody-l1o 10 місяців тому

    Certified Jetstream Sam moment

  • @AlmightyLoaf
    @AlmightyLoaf Рік тому

    Fine dining and breathing are the only things he'll ever know

  • @FairPlayClubChads
    @FairPlayClubChads 2 роки тому +1

    Well jetstream wont eber find his Pork Nnneeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmm