AI Trump: I am a Criminal

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  • Опубліковано 29 тра 2024
  • Trump is now officially a criminal. A convicted felon. A scumbag. A sleazeball. A piece of criminal excrement. Let him tell you about it...

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  • @summit7051
    @summit7051 Місяць тому +1388

    At least he finally won the people's vote! All twelve of them!

  • @arizonabeaver3760
    @arizonabeaver3760 Місяць тому +673

    He can't vote, but he can run for POTUS. WTF!?

    • @juanrivera7863
      @juanrivera7863 Місяць тому +31

      Living in a crazy world !

    • @Jay-ate-a-bug
      @Jay-ate-a-bug Місяць тому +26

      Not every State allows convicted Felons to Vote, but many do.

    • @printingforparties6467
      @printingforparties6467 Місяць тому

      A convicted felon can not work in the White House... But he can still run for president and become president. I dont get it.

    • @johnn.2017
      @johnn.2017 Місяць тому

      Just wait until he's elected and if they lock him up, he'll be running the show from a jail cell like a real gangsta! It's gonna be surreal lol

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 Місяць тому

      Yep. America is a f***ed up country.

  • @brianwhite1189
    @brianwhite1189 Місяць тому +106

    He finally won a popular vote.

  • @MASCOTTMAU
    @MASCOTTMAU Місяць тому +62

    "...and also, Never forget, i'm a Sexual Abuser".

    • @bobh.9996
      @bobh.9996 16 днів тому +1

      making things up...such hate.

  • @appleejack
    @appleejack Місяць тому +837

    Remove the convicted felon and sex offender from the ballot.

    • @t-rozbenouameur5304
      @t-rozbenouameur5304 Місяць тому +38

      Really kinda strange that this isn't an option. Confused

    • @sharonolsen6579
      @sharonolsen6579 Місяць тому

      how can this country ALLOW A CONVICTED FELON to even run for president !!!

    • @coldspring624
      @coldspring624 Місяць тому

      Agreed Biden must be removed

    • @CAdufraine
      @CAdufraine Місяць тому

      Hes got my vote. People should wake up and realize why they are going after him so hard. Freedom of speech is at risk. The Biden Administration have weaponized the media, Federal and state agencies and social media to silence republicans and paint Trump as this giant target. Im just letting people know to really do some research on everything. There are court cases backing what ive said you can watch on youtube. Jack Dorsey and Mark Zuc have already admitted to it on the record, then recently the House of Represenatives put out the Censorship Indusrtial Complex that sources evidence to support how Biden controlled Media companies and made unlawful demands for them to silence people they disagree with,, regardless of the truth. Call me a crazy person and blow this message off thats fine, or if your curious then just do a little research.

    • @roymcgaw7431
      @roymcgaw7431 Місяць тому +37

      Really kind of strange that almost half the country will still vote for him. Shouldn’t be necessary to remove him from the ballot when his actions should have prevented him from ever receiving the Republican nomination.

  • @laurenalexander4438
    @laurenalexander4438 Місяць тому +485

    The former president is about to be someone's First Lady. 🙄😼

    • @steveparish9210
      @steveparish9210 Місяць тому +24

      😂😂😂

    • @franken-pattern
      @franken-pattern Місяць тому +18

      😂😂😂❤😂😂😂

    • @Coyoteyiphowl
      @Coyoteyiphowl Місяць тому +15

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @greenbeans575
      @greenbeans575 Місяць тому

      He's a pervert so he'll enjoy being the first lady. He smells so bad tho; who will step up to play?

    • @smcdonald9991
      @smcdonald9991 Місяць тому +34

      The jail needs a new name: Reeker's Island

  • @texaswunderkind
    @texaswunderkind Місяць тому +11

    He's been a criminal his whole life. His money and army of lawyers just kept him out of prison.

  • @MikeBrown-dk7or
    @MikeBrown-dk7or Місяць тому +15

    The felon is still driving around in an armored motorcade like some Eastern potentate. He hasn't been hosed down, deloused and butt searched for contraband and he is unlikely to ever be. Any small amount of normal indignity for a convict even one night in jail would make a lot of people feel better.

  • @mytruecrimelibrary
    @mytruecrimelibrary Місяць тому +367

    The jury just Made Accountability Great Again ❤

    • @tgs1766
      @tgs1766 Місяць тому +8

      Love this! 🤣🤣🤣👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @paulsimmons5726
      @paulsimmons5726 Місяць тому +7

      Nailed it! 🇺🇸

    • @user-tb5nr7cn9o
      @user-tb5nr7cn9o Місяць тому +7

      That's the Maga i would vote for!

    • @Tony-yd1vx
      @Tony-yd1vx 29 днів тому +2

      MAGA MAN

    • @bobh.9996
      @bobh.9996 16 днів тому

      A made up, political hit job attempt by a psychopath named Bragg and backed by a globalist, socialist, demented mannequin named BIDEN.

  • @MotownGuitarJoe
    @MotownGuitarJoe Місяць тому +413

    CONVICTED FELON TRUMP!!
    🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
    👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

    • @Louis-ml7sj
      @Louis-ml7sj Місяць тому +8

      Was gonna like you post but its at 45. Convict 45

    • @Beenanpeecloud
      @Beenanpeecloud Місяць тому

      Sadly, he'll still win and turn our country into a fascist dictatorship

    • @turtle-frogs
      @turtle-frogs Місяць тому +1

      Abc Australian employees at it again.😂😂

    • @turtle-frogs
      @turtle-frogs Місяць тому +1

      Abc Australia 😂

    • @bigoldgrizzly
      @bigoldgrizzly Місяць тому +3

      I can't stop singing ! ;

  • @godblessthelessfortunate3175
    @godblessthelessfortunate3175 Місяць тому +10

    He can't even get a job at a McDonalds now, but he still has a chance to become president - sickening

  • @jackwebb5917
    @jackwebb5917 Місяць тому +255

    This was a GREAT day! Cheeto is what we always knew he was, but now he’s an OFFICIAL convicted felon!

    • @MikeBrown-dk7or
      @MikeBrown-dk7or Місяць тому +6

      yeh but the felon is still driving around in an armored motorcade like some Eastern potentate. He hasn't been hosed down, deloused and butt searched for contraband and he is unlikely to ever be. Any small amount of normal indignity for a convict even one night in jail would make a lot of people feel better.

    • @jackwebb5917
      @jackwebb5917 Місяць тому +5

      @@MikeBrown-dk7or
      I know what you mean. But it’s not over yet

    • @MustafarRecRoom
      @MustafarRecRoom Місяць тому +2

      @@MikeBrown-dk7or Agreed....unfortunately I don't think the Orange Menace will face any consequences. I really hope that I am wrong...

    • @sheldondillon
      @sheldondillon Місяць тому

      @@MikeBrown-dk7or Come on, you know that "SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN" and he's never going to see a cell, ever. He's going to continue with all his disgusting nonsense. I know, TAKE AWAY HIS AUDIENCE, AND HE WILL SHRIVEL UP LIKE A DEAD SPIDER.

    • @deezer-vj1ei
      @deezer-vj1ei Місяць тому

      @@MustafarRecRoom Consequences for what? I'll wait...

  • @baronghede2365
    @baronghede2365 Місяць тому +271

    I'm glad he's been held accountable for once, Blessed Be.

    • @alexacharney
      @alexacharney Місяць тому +9

      Yes, Blessed Be.

    • @KMc-cw3qt
      @KMc-cw3qt Місяць тому +4

      🤘

    • @lbowsk
      @lbowsk Місяць тому +2

      He hasn't yet.

    • @KMc-cw3qt
      @KMc-cw3qt Місяць тому +9

      @@lbowsk guilty is guilty.

    • @lbowsk
      @lbowsk Місяць тому +6

      @@KMc-cw3qt I get it. But unless he does jail time, this will amount to nothing but an entry on his sordid resume.

  • @dwill123
    @dwill123 Місяць тому +287

    Let's 'Make America Great Again', lock him up (and throw away the key).

    • @user-hx1jd2pu6d
      @user-hx1jd2pu6d Місяць тому +13

      MAGA= my ass got arrested.

    • @JohnWilliams-ij4gj
      @JohnWilliams-ij4gj Місяць тому +2

      👏👏👏👏👏🙏🙏🙏🙏👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

    • @DonFonzarelli-uq9yx
      @DonFonzarelli-uq9yx Місяць тому

      Yep. Lock him up in the oval office and throw away the key.

  • @catherineaiello7136
    @catherineaiello7136 Місяць тому +9

    I love that Time cover. Perfect!

  • @yeahdude7
    @yeahdude7 Місяць тому +12

    First perfect score of his life - guilty on all 34 counts.

  • @Atodaso
    @Atodaso Місяць тому +125

    It's crazy that a felon -cannot vote- or own a gun, but can be president and commander in chief of the US Military... Am I stupid, or does that sound ass-backwards?

    • @TheLordOfNothing
      @TheLordOfNothing Місяць тому +23

      Nobody ever thought it would happen!

    • @amylazarow41
      @amylazarow41 Місяць тому +25

      You're not stupid!! Makes no sense!

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Місяць тому +21

      It IS bass-akwards

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Місяць тому

      Anything totally absurd as that; can only originate in America!

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Місяць тому

      So many jobs he wouldn't be able to get but sure let him run for president. Why should a felon get nuclear codes?

  • @tgorski52
    @tgorski52 Місяць тому +325

    Bogus image--Trump will never have his nose in a book.

    • @deannamarinucci9864
      @deannamarinucci9864 Місяць тому +20

      It's a picture book.

    • @worldline7147
      @worldline7147 Місяць тому +17

      Well, he did enjoy the one book that he's actually read some portion of - "Mein Kampf".

    • @jonathanj-g-yyelle6144
      @jonathanj-g-yyelle6144 Місяць тому +3

      @@worldline7147 The portion was the back cover!

    • @nancystanton955
      @nancystanton955 Місяць тому +6

      Unless it is Mein Kampf.

    • @nevillewran4083
      @nevillewran4083 Місяць тому +8

      He'll write a book about his time inside, "The Art Of The Kneel".

  • @wallochdm1
    @wallochdm1 Місяць тому +85

    Grease it up, Donny!!

    • @marklchapman2785
      @marklchapman2785 Місяць тому

      Lol

    • @user-zx7ws7np4o
      @user-zx7ws7np4o Місяць тому +6

      He definitely don’t need to grease it up. All the Big Mac sauce guarantees easy entry for Juan his 6’6” flamboyant cellmate

    • @myrtleborodziuk7163
      @myrtleborodziuk7163 Місяць тому

      ​@@user-zx7ws7np4ono big macs there Lol 💙🍔🍕🌭🍿🍦🥤

    • @adinocc2042
      @adinocc2042 Місяць тому +1

      No Vaseline.

    • @wallochdm1
      @wallochdm1 Місяць тому +1

      @@adinocc2042 How about tossing in some sand?

  • @smcdonald9991
    @smcdonald9991 Місяць тому +181

    Sentence him to 200 hours of community service. Peeling potatoes in a soup kitchen and picking up trash along the highway.

    • @danielgloverpiano7693
      @danielgloverpiano7693 Місяць тому +28

      Making license plates with cellmate Rudy.

    • @mungodegrijalva822
      @mungodegrijalva822 Місяць тому +9

      How about we just settle for forcing him to change his own wet fart soiled diaper every time he farts. Probably, that could run up to a dozen times a time.

    • @i8bal
      @i8bal Місяць тому +8

      The orange suit will complement his hair.

    • @gregpendrey6711
      @gregpendrey6711 Місяць тому +5

      He can be forced to wear the jumpsuit and wear the ankle bracelet and get that weave out. And learn to clean himself. Drug and anger management. Require drug testing. Clean public toilets in the subway. I could go on. Never engage an infant narc for Prez. It's what's wrong with us.

    • @NeilWood-sd3ko
      @NeilWood-sd3ko Місяць тому

      If you tell him to pick up trash along the highway he'll think you're talking about prostitutes and he'll volunteer for that straight away.

  • @CanadianRaven13
    @CanadianRaven13 Місяць тому +258

    Finally facing consequences after 77 years of being a pos. lol

    • @greystone2594
      @greystone2594 Місяць тому

      What does 'pos' mean? - Persecuted Orange Saint ?

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 Місяць тому +9

      @@greystone2594 Are you MAGA?

    • @irongoatrocky2343
      @irongoatrocky2343 Місяць тому +1

      @@greystone2594the answer your questio is...... POS = Piece of Something you flush down the toilet after you sit on it and do your business!

    • @greystone2594
      @greystone2594 Місяць тому +5

      @@lifeiswonderful22 NO. Just sarcastic, trying to be funny.

    • @lifeiswonderful22
      @lifeiswonderful22 Місяць тому +4

      @@greystone2594 Lol! Cool, we're on the same page. Sorry for insulting you.

  • @cegammons
    @cegammons Місяць тому +247

    lock him up

    • @CaminoAir
      @CaminoAir Місяць тому

      I'm Irish. I honestly don't think Trump will be jailed. For one thing.....I believe the judge will realise actually sentencing Trump to a jail term would incite too much trouble within America, especially before the November election. For another, the general sentencing guidelines for a first criminal conviction for someone of Trump's age and for the nature of this specific set of his crimes, would be expected to err on the less severe side. I'm very glad (obviously) that he has been found guilty of all 34 charges. I sincerely hope this dangerous imbecile continues to be convicted of every single charge he is blatantly guilty of (using his very own words as evidence of his guilt).

    • @turtle-frogs
      @turtle-frogs Місяць тому

      And Paul Barry. 😂

    • @DonFonzarelli-uq9yx
      @DonFonzarelli-uq9yx Місяць тому +1

      Lock him up.....in the white house

  • @PariahQuail
    @PariahQuail Місяць тому +35

    The moment he pronounced recidivist correctly I knew it had to be AI

  • @joshs4594
    @joshs4594 Місяць тому +7

    All twelve jurors should be awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom. 🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅🏅

    • @antoniahamilton3201
      @antoniahamilton3201 Місяць тому +1

      Not to mention Stormy Daniels.

    • @joshs4594
      @joshs4594 Місяць тому

      @@antoniahamilton3201 Imagine that. A porn star getting the medal of freedom. That's about as "freedom" as it gets. 😆 Seriously though, she should be commended. 👍

  • @amylazarow41
    @amylazarow41 Місяць тому +138

    Love everything about this!! Guilty on 34 felony counts!! Heck YES!! I love the bald booking pic!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @flubalubaful
      @flubalubaful Місяць тому +4

      Did not take long either, they obviously found it very easy with all the evidence they saw.

  • @Ganiscol
    @Ganiscol Місяць тому +5

    I have been waiting years for this wonderful moment in our time!

  • @w.w.sakbeh571
    @w.w.sakbeh571 Місяць тому +6

    And American tax payers have to continue paying for all of his prerogatives as a former president, as well as his family’s prerogatives, even though he’s now a convicted felon?

  • @BlondieSL
    @BlondieSL Місяць тому +60

    ROFL
    Well done, Jabari!
    Clearly, you didn't just put this together today.
    You obvious anticipated the results and prepared this earlier.
    So very well done and anticipated!
    Let's welcome,
    *Felon tRump!*

  • @drumtwo4seven
    @drumtwo4seven Місяць тому +171

    *MICHEAL COHEN MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN* 🤣🤣🤣
    *THERE YOU GO **-MAGA-** AND FDT !*
    *...F D T !* 🤣

  • @James-cz5hf
    @James-cz5hf Місяць тому +6

    He sounds to coherent and sane. The real Trump.is far more nuts.

  • @tawonswanson7427
    @tawonswanson7427 Місяць тому +5

    This is the only time you will ever hear him tell the truth!

  • @justy7966
    @justy7966 Місяць тому +58

    Amen

  • @suesswein_music
    @suesswein_music Місяць тому +77

    I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner

    • @greenbeans575
      @greenbeans575 Місяць тому

      I'm a cheater, I'm a loser, I'm a fugger and I'm a sinner. I grab 'em by the pouzzy 2! 😂

    • @canuckprogressive.3435
      @canuckprogressive.3435 Місяць тому +6

      He'll get his lovin' on the run.

    • @greenbeans575
      @greenbeans575 Місяць тому +6

      @@canuckprogressive.3435 he's a midnight stroker. 🤣

    • @donjohnstone3707
      @donjohnstone3707 Місяць тому +1

      Truth is, he's just a crooked asshole.

    • @jamesarnette1394
      @jamesarnette1394 Місяць тому +2

      Call him Maurice because he speaks of the pompitus of love.

  • @shudderbug
    @shudderbug Місяць тому +7

    Who knew that it would take A I before Donald Trump could ever tell the truth 😊

  • @marinrealestatephotography
    @marinrealestatephotography Місяць тому +5

    Orange on Orange: My favorite color scheme.

  • @GlenB1963
    @GlenB1963 Місяць тому +65

    Best wishes to you all from Brisbane Queensland Australia 🇦🇺 ❤️ 🇺🇸👍👏🤣

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison Місяць тому

      I think this is good and may inspire the world.
      Just something to show fake populists and well connected political criminals are not completely immune.

    • @antoniahamilton3201
      @antoniahamilton3201 Місяць тому +1

      Thanks for taking the time to extend yourself.

  • @KaDClair
    @KaDClair Місяць тому +39

    Ah hahahaha I absolutely love this! Well done, Jabari👌

  • @Jay-ate-a-bug
    @Jay-ate-a-bug Місяць тому +6

    Yeah... Things we will never hear DJT say. Well done AI.

  • @buenosaires5
    @buenosaires5 Місяць тому +22

    Will the diapers be orange too? Do they supply more than one a day? Hope it’s more than that cause Don is really full of crap!

  • @Reubenhubert
    @Reubenhubert Місяць тому +14

    He can get his MAGAts to put money in his canteen account so he can buy ramen noodles and Honey Buns.

  • @22martinez1
    @22martinez1 Місяць тому +97

    YES, YEESSSS!😀😀. We still gotta vote blue this November.

  • @grahamdeere3104
    @grahamdeere3104 Місяць тому +4

    No man is above the law and no man is below it: nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it.
    Theodore Roosevelt

  • @JeffisWinning
    @JeffisWinning Місяць тому +3

    Well, he finally got 100% of the vote.

  • @sildan1988
    @sildan1988 Місяць тому +49

    Just when I started to loose confidence in the justice system. Thank you.

    • @scrambler69-xk3kv
      @scrambler69-xk3kv Місяць тому +1

      Yes but will he face any music? That is the question.

  • @FFXIgwyn
    @FFXIgwyn Місяць тому +160

    Arrest Mike Flynn next 🇺🇲

    • @dw3403
      @dw3403 Місяць тому +31

      Stave Bannon also.

    • @darrendanger6853
      @darrendanger6853 Місяць тому +24

      @@dw3403 and finish up with Roger Stone

    • @flubalubaful
      @flubalubaful Місяць тому

      Bad built Bush body marge took an active role in the inssurection, she took the leaders of the inssurection for a tour of the capitol building the day before, to plan it and make them aware of the layout of the building. She must be locked up for the max any got, 20 something years no chance of parol. Then the rest of the politicians punished for giving aid. About 17 or so of them that did it clearly, possibly more that hid there activity.

    • @turtle-frogs
      @turtle-frogs Місяць тому +1

      Dark Joe. 😂

    • @a.larson2777
      @a.larson2777 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@turtle-frogsFor what?

  • @irongoatrocky2343
    @irongoatrocky2343 Місяць тому +4

    *Today is an Important Day for Accountability and the Rule of Law!"* ................Micheal Cohen

  • @timetryp422
    @timetryp422 27 днів тому +5

    Lock Aileen Cannon up with him.

  • @philippecoulonges4439
    @philippecoulonges4439 Місяць тому +133

    He did it ! Now America is GREAT AGAIN !

  • @elizabethmead2852
    @elizabethmead2852 Місяць тому +13

    Soon to be an inmate? Promise? Thanks, guilty orange guy.

  • @petersteen4014
    @petersteen4014 Місяць тому +2

    That sour chrome-dome pic' at the end just tears me up - as paper, not eyeballs; a great shoutout to all that is glorious

  • @jamesz1003
    @jamesz1003 Місяць тому +96

    guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty, guilty,

    • @Brad-99
      @Brad-99 Місяць тому +4

      Excuse me did say guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty,guilty, guilty....... hahahaha

    • @user-zx7ws7np4o
      @user-zx7ws7np4o Місяць тому +3

      @@Brad-99 guilty. You still missed one. It was 34 guiltys lol

    • @user-nh5xy8rt7q
      @user-nh5xy8rt7q 29 днів тому

      @@user-zx7ws7np4oone for the verdict 🧑‍⚖️👮🏽

  • @geraldbrown2875
    @geraldbrown2875 Місяць тому +3

    These AI Trump videos are gold! 😂

  • @atticussfinch9001
    @atticussfinch9001 Місяць тому +14

    Hoooooooorayyyyyy! ❤️🤍💙🇺🇸

  • @user-wj1jl9wm4c
    @user-wj1jl9wm4c Місяць тому +14

    I'm a smooth criminal!

    • @user-wj1jl9wm4c
      @user-wj1jl9wm4c Місяць тому +2

      I am The Teflon Don so I'm definately a smooth criminal⚠️🔨👮‍♂️🏛👍

    • @jamesarnette1394
      @jamesarnette1394 Місяць тому +3

      Annie are you okay, are you okay annie??

  • @Nancy-487
    @Nancy-487 Місяць тому +212

    The incompetence and corruption of this government are becoming increasingly ridiculous. I feel for people with disabilities who don't get the help they deserve. Thank you Andrea Sheryl Fox for keeping us financially informed! No matter how bad the economy gets, I still have over $200,000 trading last month deserved🚀

    • @ahmedbangura9910
      @ahmedbangura9910 Місяць тому

      Wow that's huge, how do you make that much monthly? I'm 37 and have been looking for ways to be successful, please how??

    • @Nancy-487
      @Nancy-487 Місяць тому

      Thanks to Andrea Sheryl Fox.

    • @Nancy-487
      @Nancy-487 Місяць тому

      She's a licensed broker here in the states

    • @Garcia891
      @Garcia891 Місяць тому

      YES! That's exactly her name (Andrea Sheryl Fox) I watched her interview on CNN News and so many people recommended highly about her and her trading skills.❤️

    • @Philip474
      @Philip474 Місяць тому +6

      I googled about her and yes, she's won my heart. She just gained herself a new client

  • @Ij-jan
    @Ij-jan Місяць тому +19

    Love it

  • @MissRed92837
    @MissRed92837 Місяць тому +111

    Guliani for Trumps prison wife and Lindsey for Trumps prison girlfriend!

    • @dand3975
      @dand3975 Місяць тому +4

      Add Merrick Garland and Sloppy Steve Bannon to that list too.

    • @robertbeining141
      @robertbeining141 Місяць тому +6

      and McConnell for their pet turtle

    • @DocRockTheDj
      @DocRockTheDj Місяць тому

      ​@@dand3975did you mean Bill Barr? Merrick is the current AG who appointed Jack Smith to go after Trump

    • @Northingmuch
      @Northingmuch Місяць тому +1

      Guys. Stop. This is the worst fanfic imaginable.

  • @blautens
    @blautens Місяць тому

    Damn it, Jabari! I've been waiting for this! I couldn't even eat my dinner until you uploaded.

  • @L4uR3Nification
    @L4uR3Nification Місяць тому +81

    Let's gooooooooooooooo🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @no_limit_rdr
    @no_limit_rdr Місяць тому +59

    Justice has finally been served showing everyone that no one is above the law!! 🎉🎉🎉

    • @marquitamarina1486
      @marquitamarina1486 Місяць тому +5

      there is no justice until he serves time

    • @stone5015
      @stone5015 Місяць тому +2

      No, no, no, not yet .... 34 felonies, and counting .... more to come.

    • @larrybee7713
      @larrybee7713 Місяць тому +1

      TRUTH

  • @Afura33
    @Afura33 Місяць тому +2

    Donvict for prison 2024.

  • @-Dal
    @-Dal Місяць тому +2

    This court is Adjourned!

  • @stevenc6705
    @stevenc6705 Місяць тому +113

    Trump is selling jail grade honey buns and Cheetos on commissary day.

    • @greenbeans575
      @greenbeans575 Місяць тому +2

      U have a good sense of humor 🤣

    • @whooley8782
      @whooley8782 Місяць тому +3

      He will be the honey bun.............🤪

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 Місяць тому

      sex crimes are not funny

    • @danieldickson8591
      @danieldickson8591 Місяць тому +2

      If he sells them, I guarantee he'll try to brand them.

    • @user-zx7ws7np4o
      @user-zx7ws7np4o Місяць тому +2

      He’s selling just the wrappers. He ate the honey buns and crushed up the Cheetos to use for makeup

  • @TheStormtrooper00
    @TheStormtrooper00 Місяць тому +27

    All that and still a presidential candidate?

    • @Slo-ryde
      @Slo-ryde Місяць тому +7

      Only in the USA

    • @Itried20takennames
      @Itried20takennames Місяць тому

      That does make sense, actually. The founding fathers likely thought the voting process would weed out a true criminal or anyone grossly unfit for office, and that they did not need to specify that the candidate should be alive, not in a longterm coma, not a serial killer, etc. Not like many Americans are going to vote for an unqualified, adulterous, dumb, bankrupt grifter and liar who only cares about himself….right?
      And if a conviction did disqualify people, that could be abused, as in Russia. Putin often deals with anyone trying to run against him by just having them arrested and convicted, or otherwise saying “so sorry, you don’t qualify to be a candidate.” Look how hard Trump tried to falsely say that Obama was not born in the US…MAGA cronies would happily plant drugs in peoples cars, etc. to remove political rivals.

    • @scrambler69-xk3kv
      @scrambler69-xk3kv Місяць тому +2

      I just do not see how. He should you would think be disqualified. Of course, he has Cannon and the SCOTUS running defense for him.

    • @user-nh5xy8rt7q
      @user-nh5xy8rt7q 29 днів тому +1

      There are still 5 month to go
      Any can happen

  • @rasmur1
    @rasmur1 Місяць тому +1

    Sweetest little felon,
    Everybody knows.
    Don't know what to call him,
    But he's mighty like a rose.

  • @jasonriddle7041
    @jasonriddle7041 29 днів тому +1

    _"I'm a gangster sleazeball,"_ cracks me up every time!

  • @cprtrain
    @cprtrain Місяць тому +166

    Well done. LOCK HIM UP.

  • @mikedaveggie9955
    @mikedaveggie9955 Місяць тому +20

    Awesome! 😂

  • @joevokey1340
    @joevokey1340 Місяць тому +2

    Don’t hold your breath on him ever going to jail for this… Appeals later this year will drag this on and on. He’ll get paroled at worst, if his appeal fails.

    • @scotth6814
      @scotth6814 Місяць тому

      Hmmm, if he get elected President, I wonder if he can pardon himself?

  • @johnhopkins6260
    @johnhopkins6260 Місяць тому +1

    ...until the meals slid under his cell door stops disappearing.

  • @Brad-99
    @Brad-99 Місяць тому +22

    They got' em boys !!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @karencrofts1724
    @karencrofts1724 Місяць тому +87

    ...I am the BEST criminal...the BEST criminal there ever was...there are NO criminals as good as me..

    • @claudiasanders8372
      @claudiasanders8372 Місяць тому +4

      You know it, I know it and everybody knows it.

    • @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec
      @MichaelSorensen-bl3ec Місяць тому +5

      Nobody has ever seen anything like it. The most unanimously guilty criminal ever. I speak a language nobody has ever heard before. I'm really bigly good at crime. And golf, I've won more championships than Tiger Woods, and have cheated on my wives more times than he did too.

    • @markmac2206
      @markmac2206 Місяць тому +6

      The big strong jury came up to me with tears in their eyes and said sir you're guilty.

    • @PeterGriffin_3238
      @PeterGriffin_3238 Місяць тому +2

      People are saying trump is the best criminal of all times!

    • @honouryourvomit
      @honouryourvomit Місяць тому

      you are the quintessential criminal.... overt yet subliminal. harder than rhodium , stronger than dirt . the criminal's criminal

  • @macforme
    @macforme 28 днів тому

    WOW.... this is awesome ....just found this on June 5 so that is the day I will circle on my calendar that I agreed with everything Trump said in this video. Thx J.J.!!! 👍😎

  • @cowarddonnie-ji5yz
    @cowarddonnie-ji5yz Місяць тому +1

    There were men, big men, big huge bigly men. They came behind me, tears in their eyes. They said "Sir, you just dropped your soap".

  • @user-kq9qd6tw4f
    @user-kq9qd6tw4f Місяць тому +19

    ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @thatrogersmith
    @thatrogersmith Місяць тому +36

    Love this! 😂🤣😂

  • @flatearthisahoax4030
    @flatearthisahoax4030 Місяць тому +1

    Lol, at least Jeff Dahmer was honest about his mistakes and even wanted capital punishment for himself.

  • @sammi723
    @sammi723 Місяць тому

    This is the best one I’ve seen. It’s gonna make him so effing pissed cus it’s in his own voice. (Well AI voice) and a great commercial idea to show all over the world.

  • @franken-pattern
    @franken-pattern Місяць тому +14

    🎉🎉🎉🎉Thank you, Jabari, for your BEST EPISODE YET !! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @GodWeenSatan
    @GodWeenSatan Місяць тому +74

    The Flatulent Felon

  • @ejm999
    @ejm999 Місяць тому +1

    I'm a perp, I'm gangster sleazeball, I'm a law breaking reprobate, I'm a low-life villain worst than any street criminal. Not even Jeffrey Dahmer was convicted of as of many felonies as me. I'm a goon with a rap sheet a mile fucking long!
    I laughed so hard on this video that my stomach was hurting! Great job Jabari!! 🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣

  • @victorialawhon2251
    @victorialawhon2251 Місяць тому

    I was waiting for this! Thank you!!!

  • @paulsteven4551
    @paulsteven4551 Місяць тому +18

    He is going to flee the country

    • @AprilSun-yk3yj
      @AprilSun-yk3yj Місяць тому

      i'm sure he is being watched.

    • @mariehernandez5878
      @mariehernandez5878 Місяць тому +1

      Maybe straight to Scotland. He is about as loved there as he is in New York.

    • @mikedx2706
      @mikedx2706 Місяць тому +4

      Will Putin offer Trump asylum?

    • @Jay-ate-a-bug
      @Jay-ate-a-bug Місяць тому

      Trump and Giuliani made a bunker somewhere in the Everglades. They are going to be Roomies for the foreseeable future... at least until the money runs out.

    • @MacUser2-il2cx
      @MacUser2-il2cx Місяць тому +1

      Some psychic said he was gonna run away to Saudi Arabia, but i dunno.

  • @Iwishiwasanoscarmeyerweiner
    @Iwishiwasanoscarmeyerweiner Місяць тому +19

    Never fight uphill, me bois.

  • @randybarraclough4941
    @randybarraclough4941 Місяць тому

    Thanks again, Jabari! I love your segments!

  • @chrisi2166
    @chrisi2166 Місяць тому +1

    The judge should send him to prison. One month for every guilty case. 34 month.

  • @jerryodonovan8624
    @jerryodonovan8624 Місяць тому +9

    Jabari for President!

  • @catwrangler7907
    @catwrangler7907 Місяць тому +61

    Guilty😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @myrtleborodziuk7163
    @myrtleborodziuk7163 Місяць тому +2

    There are no tanning beds in the slammer no orange makeup

  • @DiederikAms
    @DiederikAms Місяць тому +1

    The video we have all been waiting for. Finally out. 💙

  • @Jemasonj
    @Jemasonj Місяць тому +30

    At least he already started looking for a prison husband 😂

  • @thespecialist3608
    @thespecialist3608 Місяць тому +18

    Someone was so upset they tried to equate this to the OJ and Rittenhouse trials. The denial and coping is absolutely unreal.

    • @mikedx2706
      @mikedx2706 Місяць тому

      Thank God Trump couldn't hire the late Johnnie Cochran to defend him. I can just hear Johnnie telling the jury: "His cock ain't worth shit, so you must acquit!"

    • @Mikewee777
      @Mikewee777 Місяць тому

      Trump compared himself to Mother Theresa . Satire is dead .

    • @Itried20takennames
      @Itried20takennames Місяць тому

      I was on Fox after the news came out and Fox reporters literally could not think up lies as to why this was great for Trump fast enough, and were running “be right back” stock footage at times.

    • @thespecialist3608
      @thespecialist3608 Місяць тому

      @@Itried20takennames Damn, I hope to see footage of that!

  • @TommyTippy598
    @TommyTippy598 Місяць тому +1

    Somewhere in a jail cell Michael Avenotti is taking credit for this. Stormy Daniels & Michael Cohen are truly American heroes!!

  • @Erik-Vadee-Veechee
    @Erik-Vadee-Veechee Місяць тому +2

    More felony convictions then Jeffrey Dahmur! 😂 That's painful

  • @tatteredquilt
    @tatteredquilt Місяць тому +53

    Facing consequences for the first time in his life.... Well done, jury. Well done.

    • @fitnesssoup7553
      @fitnesssoup7553 Місяць тому

      He's been given everything, never been told "no" or held accountable for anything. Well done jury indeed!

  • @MDMARaver
    @MDMARaver Місяць тому +1

    A big fckin' THANK YOU from Germany!!! 🍾🍾🍾

  • @czechpirc3212
    @czechpirc3212 Місяць тому +1

    That last photo man...well done good sir...well done

  • @BaconTomatoCheese
    @BaconTomatoCheese Місяць тому +5

    Nicely done, Jabari! Keep it coming…

  • @jonr1122
    @jonr1122 Місяць тому +17

    I don't think they allow pets in prison, so he will have to take that cat off his head.

    • @mariehernandez5878
      @mariehernandez5878 Місяць тому +2

      Oh, you made me laugh😂

    • @nevillewran4083
      @nevillewran4083 Місяць тому

      Trump will be on somebody's leash, and when they command "fetch my slippers, bitch", he'll go running off obediently.

  • @bagwelltheodore2166
    @bagwelltheodore2166 29 днів тому +2

    He cannot survive 4 year in prison.