10 ways to boop protogen

It all started with discord DM and then it turns into a video.

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I love how the 8th Protogen got a moment to ponder what just happened, then decided "Yeah, Ill go with it." *falls dramatically*

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0:18 Is The Timestamp

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Jesus loves ya all and He wants you to turn to Him and repent, it’s your choice if you want to or not.

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Timing is on point.
It's actually funny.
Smooth animations.
Creative...
Bravo, my good sir!

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london

[@0_Pilots]

@@ጥንታዊቀይሰው Evoland 2 is a great game.

[@ጥንታዊቀይሰው]

@@0_Pilots agreed

[@NuckleChuts0]

0:07 “random crits are balanced!”

[@iforgotmydamnname6325]

**Tarkov loss theme**

[@GamingNoobpro-dp3iq]

@@iforgotmydamnname6325oh my god

[@clementp7860]

as a tf2 player who just got hit by a bottle from a flying scotish man with one eye going at 8000000 km per hour i dont agree

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Jesus loves ya all and He wants you to turn to Him and repent, it’s your choice if you want to or not.

[@Austisticguy023]

I love how as a furry this is still incredibly funny

[@doodlesyoru2108]

I gotta ask you something, what was the cheese slap thing?

[@Austisticguy023]

@@doodlesyoru2108 idk what that was. All I know is that you'd slap cheese on a protogen

[@doodlesyoru2108]

@@Austisticguy023 Slapping cheese like those anti-demon charms that shrinekeepers use 💀💀💀💀

[@Boredability]

This isn’t made to hate furries

[@Austisticguy023]

@Boredability I know.

[@santiagomoreno8640]

As someone that played after the flash for some years. That roleplaying one is 1000% relatable

[@shamusmoore]

bro fr, i used to play all the time

[@Toiyoki_]

You have to speak in quotes sir 🤓
But fr tho, that games kinda fun

[@SunheatherSomni]

I started playing it recently it’s really good

[@MostrandomM_toexisttoday]

Jesus loves ya all and He wants you to turn to Him and repent, it’s your choice if you want to or not.

[@wolfbanesons]

0:17 Indian series be like:

[@hamster6065]

True lol

[@AQSVKA]

HELP I TOUGHT OF THAT TOO 😭

[@VeryCoolChevalier]

Lmfao

[@lexishade3154]

Excuse me, *where can I watch a series that includes cyborg furries?*

[@wolfbanesons]

@@lexishade3154 r/woooosh

[@XenonARK]

Protogen instruction manual
1. All charging of your protogen must be done with a USB-A adapter cord. If any other adapter is used your protogen could malfunction.
2. Keep any caffinated drink away from your protogen. When a protogen drinks caffeine they will experience what we at Protogen Labs call a 'Incident 1F-7' (Stop sending our staff questions on what 1F-7 means.)
3. Booping your proto. You may boop your protogen only 2-3 times at one moment. If you surpass this limit your protogen could get angry and might bite, depending on how angry you made your proto it might bite from the size of your ring finger to the palm of your hand.
We say this for the last time, Please boop responsibly. For the sake of your hand.
4. Do not treat your protogen poorly. If you do this there is a 78% chance of you being chained to the wall.
Do not do what Jefferson did when he was playing around with the newer models. DO NOT. He got chained for 30 days, the key was no where to be found. Luckily since it was inside our facility he got to eat and drink most of the days.
4¹. Treating your protogen. You may give your protogen a treat but limit to a 64GB Ram stick. 2 will be enough for your protogen for one day. (I do understand the basic knowledge of food. Thank you very much.²)
Contact our staff if any problem occurs that you may not know how to fix.
Protogen instruction manual Second Edition
1. Do not use your protogen as a toaster. If you do this you might be burned by your protogen. They do not like being used as their main purpose. (Do not ask our manufacturering team why we still build them with toaster slots.)
2. Stop. Giving. Your. Protogen. Coffee. We are tired of you people constantly having protogens running around like crazy. Stop making ³1F-7 incidents please.
3. Charging your protogen. With the newer models of protogen you aren't limited to just a USB-A adapter cable. You can now use USB-C adapter. (Any model that is not from generation 8 can not use a USB-C adapter.)
4. Booping your proto V2. You may boop your protogen gently, if you do not boop your protogen gently you could send a harmful message to your protogen. Boop your protogen like you would a cat, gentle so you don't scare it.
5. Treats. Keep any parts like motherboards, GPUs, batteries, (We aren't responsible for any electric shocks made from any batteries.) Or tools like screwdrivers, or nails. Your protogen might eat these, do not let them only allow 64GB of ram. If you are feeling generous you can give higher amounts of ram to your protogen, 256GB would be good.
Holding Crow⁴ at gun point and making a manual about him.
1. Crow only cares about one person. Yes, Crow doesn't like anyone else than his friend who is human unlike him. (Don't worry Crow hates me too)
2. Pain. Crow is a Trained Protogen Mercenary and carries a pistol and rifle wherever he goes. Don't mess with him unless you want to die.
3. Do not boop Crow. If you fail this order you will be shot through the head 35 times. Crow is too serious when it comes to booping him.
4. Caffeine. We're just going to leave this blank. *Crow when through a ⁵CT-71 scenario*
5. Don't post anything about Crow. Don't do what we are doing right now you will probably die a very quick death. Oh no I hear him now, DEFINITELY DONT DO WHAT I AM DOING.
How to properly 'dispose' your protogen.
1.
2.
3.
4.
5..
This file was Expunged by Protogen Labs Cheif of Staff Kathleen Miller.
Reason: You know these things are sentient right? They can read.
After message from author: Miller, I have access to your protogen's source code. Start running.⁶
Yall keep saying something about an SCP file. So ima just make a ACS example.
Item #: YX51⁷
Clearance Level 5: Top Secret (TC)
Containment Class: Keter?
Secondary Class: Apollyon
Disruption Class: Ekhi
Risk Class: Critical
Protogen Labs thanks you for 800 likes. As such, we will make another manual comment so that even more of you can comment. (I'm lazy so expect this in like 5 months)⁸
[Footnotes]
1. Yes, there are two step 4's.
2. I understand that protogens don't eat ram.
3. 1F-7 incidents are redacted events which require many Protogen Labs Response Teams to fully contain.
4. Agent Crow, Senior Security Divison Manager. 35 years working with Protogen Labs. Made by a third party company.
5. CT-71 incidents are a very destructive version of a 1F-7 incident. They occur more often in third party products.
6. Kathleen Miller was found dead 4 months after this file was posted.
7. Agent Crow's model number.
8. There was no second comment. I'm just that lazy.

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

Yes this started with a discord DM and then it becomes a video.
disclaimer: no protogen were fatally harmed and everyone had an ice cream after.

[@dhammano5275]

Rupture the skull

[@Brigadier_Blake]

Ice cream is always nice

[@Binglesquirk]

🍦🥶🥶🥶

[@nactoby]

"Fatally"
How bout the london one is he in garage waiting for fixing?

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

@@nactoby Nah he just got extra ram.

[@thatnnigga69420]

Immortal temptation
Takes over my mind, condemned
Falling weak on my knees
Summon the strength of mayhem
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Inherit the nightmare, surrounded by fate
Can't run away
Keep walking the line, between the light
Led astray
Through vacant halls I won't surrender
The truth revealed in eyes of ember
We fight through fire and ice forever
Two souls once lost, and now they remember
I am the storm that is approaching
Provoking black clouds in isolation
I am reclaimer of my name
Born in flames, I have been blessed
My family crest is a demon of death
Forsakened, I am awakened
A phoenix's ash in dark divine
Descending misery
Destiny chasing time
Disappear into the night
Lost shadows left behind
Obsession's pulling me
Fading, I've come to take what's mine
Lurking in the shadows under veil of night
Constellations of blood pirouette
Dancing through the graves of those who stand at my feet
Dreams of the black throne I keep on repeat
A derelict of dark, summoned from the ashes
The puppet master congregates all the masses
Pulling strings, twisting minds as blades hit
You want this power? Then come try and take it
Beyond the tree, fire burns
Secret love, bloodline yearns
Dark minds embrace, crimson joy
Does your dim heart heal or destroy?
Bury the light deep within
Cast aside, there's no coming home
We're burning chaos in the wind
Drifting in the ocean all alone

[@elawhite9500]

relatable☹

[@Homicidal_Gopro117]

"Red sun"

[@Wawawawowowo]

Thanks for the lyrics sir

[@Homicidal_Gopro117]

Just seen ur pfp I am 30 kilometers from ur location and approaching rapidly

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

“UA-cam I’m not a furry”
YT: *You can’t run from it for much longer*

[@TheSwordUser13]

My yt be like:

[@pixelgamelvr]

This feels more like ways to kill a protogen then to boop it.

[@yourcomradedodo]

Isn't that what's supposed to be done to those demonic creatures?

[@mmnd8158]

@@yourcomradedodo cry about it

[@КаналМишкиЯцыка]

@@yourcomradedodo yes

[@texancrab7713]

I was called a Nazi for killing a protogen in a game 💀 y'all protogens are overdramatic

[@bevear]

Protogens? More like Kill them selves.

[@BrandonBreakfast]

“If protogens are toasters, then where does the bread go?”

[@lexishade3154]

Sometimes the toaster slots are on their head, back, or chest
But if the slots aren't in those areas, the protogen might have suffered from- NEVERMIND JUST BOOP THE PROTOGEN IF THE SLOTS AREN'T IN THOSE LISTED AREAS

[@plateclean]

Maybe if they eat the bread they can toast it idk

[@PseudoLlama]

You can add the slots yourself with a weponized bandsaw. (Precautions below)

[@lexishade3154]

@@PseudoLlama I must have to clarify something in this information that youve given, yes, you can make the slots with a weaponized bandsaw HOWEVER;
make sure that you connect the toasting area to the slots and put the protogen in a coma, because you don't wanna hear a cyber dog scream in agony during this process.
Make sure that the of the slots aren't filled with flesh or blood, you might wanna put some metal filling on the fleshy interior because that is definitely not healthy for a proto to have internal bleeding while the toast comes out

[@decepticonsoundwave297]

...You can only toast bread with the female models

[@Foshoe]

0:17 literally every Indian soap opera ever

[@karinareboucasdeoliveira6152]

This guide made me acidentally give my protogen to the mechanic, at least 10 and 1 was usefull to make him feel better, thank you!

[@youaremysunshine827]

0:18 i loved this one lmao

[@ahmadaimanarif8417]

Top 10 of how to properly boop a protogen [not clickbait]
There's some good point about the video that become as a agreement about this

[@upscale9109]

The cheese was funny

[@keeganplayz1875]

Whenever someone boops my toaster, he sort of just stands there and takes for a few seconds before getting annoyed or angry.

[@juj9305]

cheese one would've been perfect le sergal.
I can imagine a Protogen throwing a piece of cheese at a Sergal after the sergal threw a USB stick or a toaster at a proto.

[@akuroxsq]

*”There was no protogens harmed in the making of this video.”*

[@defaultdance4727]

*There should have been.*

[@saltyermilk8995]

@@defaultdance4727
*we'll*
*be*
*right*
*back*

[@minitank157]

I was

[@BuddemsMorgan]

London boop is just
“Have you ever been stabbed before?”
“No?”
“Would you like to?”

[@mcfloatburbker]

0:05 just hit him a lot until the 8 second timer is over and he cant escape because of how slow he is now

[@baconatorisback3772]

*starts mashing A and D to negate the slowness effect*

[@lettuce329]

Number ten is my favorite, just because it’s the most clear way to signify what you are doing

[@dragondeeznuts6925]

Imagine the 4th way to boop a toaster, the toaster died like the family guy scene
Where he fall from the stairs

[@JaydenDoesGaming_831]

the overly dramatic one got me laughing so hard

[@marerrey9833]

I was playing Tarkov when I heard this one: 0:08
*It actually scared me...*

[@Charles_Foxtrot]

I merely booped two protogens officer!
"Sir, you did a hit and run on one and stabbed the other"

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

Stop commiting crimes, sir!
**Insert nerd gif**

[@mrcookie4308]

Thats what i do everyday

[@pigbank397]

yes,this is good...

[@help6961]

There's a 9 3 booper on the run! I repeat, there is a 9 3 booper running away!

[@whoisthisrawn]

Oi mate ya got yer loicense for stabbin?

[@squaredanimator]

Despite not being a furry I find it annoying that they are given the crappy title of “weird and bad at everything other than being a furry”.
But I’m reality they are normal people that can also be good at things… like animating :)

[@agentulgrinreal]

You have a point

[@jerr4rd-4lways-d4-b3st]

You say that like it's unique to furries
And I still agree with you, but this isn't just furries, oh hell no it's just a spearhead compared to the whole thing.

[@internetlurker1850]

I don't like the way you said "like animating :)" but agree with everything else.

[@PseudoLlama]

We never said they were bad at everything, just too good in doing specific things.

[@je7945]

Yes bruh so many people are mean to us 😢

[@unknown_truth6770]

*0:30** Insert TF2 "critical hit" sound here*

[@Matrix80302]

Every anti furry's dreams be like:

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

also sorry for the low quality video lately my pc is bad and obs is dying lol

[@illustra1371]

no its not (for me) its actually cool

[@OnlineFox]

this guide was very helpful, thank you sir

[@FandomEnjoyer743]

You forgot the "blaster boop" and "rope beat down boop" (rope beat down is basically grabbing them with a rope and swinging them in the air smacking them down face forward) -Genocide

[@Tunasandwich793]

That's how you treat a furry

[@FandomEnjoyer743]

@@Tunasandwich793 mhm

[@Tunasandwich793]

@@FandomEnjoyer743 you get the joke, right

[@FandomEnjoyer743]

@@Tunasandwich793 yup

[@Tunasandwich793]

@@FandomEnjoyer743 what's the joke

[@galaxykinggamer5082]

I think that London boop was personal💀

[@jacktheripper3181]

me: there is another
11: *S E R I O U S P U N C H*

[@arcihungbycraneonfire]

Dont forget, the anomalous leg tap.
*Sniffling*
"Is anyone out there?"
"Hello?"
"Please lemme go..."
"Let me *Machine disconnecting* go..."
"I just wanna leave, please..."
*Hydraulic press machine whirring continued with bone breaking*
"AAAAAAAAAAAAEEEIIIUUU- *Fast and painful heavily breathing* HUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-" *Fast heavy breathing slowly turning into tears*
*Tearful and slow heavy breathing* "MMMMWHYYYYYYYNNOOOOUUUUuuuuu..." *Continued with loud painful sniffling*
*Sniffling*
"Aaahahaghh... *Slowly muffled by the floor breaking into dark viscous liquid* Aahahuagh... *Deeply muffled by the floor melting, cracking and falling down the aforementioned liquid* HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH-" *Ending with total silence*
*Slow deep demonic laugh*
*Floor cracking and melting but lightly*

[@peskyscout7498]

Feels like a FNAF reference idk why

[@cheetahmazing]

@@peskyscout7498 Its a scp reference but i understand why u might have thought that :)

[@peskyscout7498]

@@cheetahmazing oh so basically the screams from old man chamber when you contain him back ?

[@Chroma--]

femur breaker

[@cheetahmazing]

@@peskyscout7498 Yes

[@dip6363]

I'll go with london boop, seems so simple and helpful

[@darienjones537]

Ah yes, the good ol stab to the face does the job

[@khanyamcfadden3687]

Agreed

[@TallyMarkAB]

Ill go for a car boop

[@mrsun5076]

@@TallyMarkAB Recently a mangled body of a protogen was discovered. Witnesses report that vehicular assault is what killed the victim.

[@Mint-rs9]

11: The AA-12 originally designed known as Atchsson Assault Shotgun, is an automatic combat shotgun developed in 1972 by Maxwell Atchsson. The most prominent feature is reduced recoil. The current 2005 Version has been developed over 18 years since the patent it was sold to military police systems, Inc.
Action: API blowback
Barrel length: 457 mm
Cartridge: 12 Gauge
Designed: Original design: 1972; MPS design: 2005
Feed system: eight rounds in box magazine or 20 rounds in drum magazine
Manufacture: Maxwell Atchisson
Rate of fire: 300 rounds/min

[@panzerdivision6876]

Awesome

[@Boredability]

What about it?

[@mightybeans3599]

bad weapon, just use a musket

[@nonproductiveproduction]

im a force of nature bonk

[@SomeDudeCauseYes]

bro just use a normal shotgun, why the fuck people buy an automatic shotgun you wouldn't need to shoot the target 3 times anyways since the gun already shoots more than 30 bullets in one shot.

[@lawwwgiccc]

THE TARKOV DEATH AUDIO ON THE CRITICAL HIT I CANT

[@TheKanté_Fan]

London Boop got me💀

[@Lukas_bertioguense986]

Soviet Union?

[@AveyNCS]

I usually get booped with the first one, which is literally expected in my case
and ngl eigth one is really dramatic

[@aauX.X]

I think Buck Bew gave the green protogen a *CHEESE TOUCH*
Also the London boop was pretty much accurate

[@Dude-nu5be]

A-10 Ground Combat and Weapons Manual
1. Guns! Press a trigger(keep in mind this is a game manual)which will make the Gau-8 go
BRRRRRTTT
2. Anti-Ground. lock onto an ememy with your AGM-65 Maverick Anti-Ground Missile. simply go into "Camera" mode and maybe look for the target than press than Fire and watch from a far or close.

[@TheFurryMemelord]

0:18 When you wanna boop a protogen but you’re Indian

[@thaaSufle]

step 1: become a fan of furries and furry art
step 2: discord
result: reccomended
edit: wtf was I thinking writing this..

[@Zenithious]

hey wai-
AAAAH

[@BuckBewENOfficial]

london greeting

[@mingoliplays2365]

*continuous car booping here*

[@shorkisah]

lol

[@FluffiAxolotl]

I've been using bap and car boop for ages now! Totally works on other species too!

[@XenonARK]

W- what 'other species'...

[@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224]

@@XenonARK do not question please you do not want to meet the same fate as i did *i repeat do not question Scp-8219*

[@XenonARK]

@@TigerWithAnChristmasHat1224 My cat is wondering what I'm doing.

[@xenonxan184]

it works on everything apart from gta trees wtf are they made of

[@FluffiAxolotl]

True

[@Faded-Pictures]

I am a bap user myself, and i definetly reccomend using bap over boop because it allows the protogen to trust you quicker and form a bond. (i am not responsible for any consequences that include: death.)

[@bleba7738]

It is best to use the second type of boop from the video. Thanks to this, you do not have to establish communication.

[@THEMACHIAAAA]

You already know were going London style bois

[@perplexical]

‘i sw3ar m8 im g0nna b00p y0ur h3ad 1n w1th a k1tch3n knif3 ye’
-london protogen

[@bagelproductions3364]

As someone whose friend is a protogen, they said it's 100✓ accurate

[@ጥንታዊቀይሰው]

Your friend Have protogen? Strange, You're a Bagel

[@megaaggron9778]

@@ጥንታዊቀይሰው some protogens are computers or game consoles

[@ጥንታዊቀይሰው]

@@megaaggron9778 doesn't that mean they're furry?

[@megaaggron9778]

@@ጥንታዊቀይሰው it’s a fookin furry species so yea

[@ጥንታዊቀይሰው]

@@megaaggron9778 Can I Burn them with edgy meme

[@Moedent.Rodent]

How to "truly" boop a protogen
step one: Grab the nearest 9mm. glock 19
step two: Load and prime it
step three: Aim glock at protogen's nose as accurately as possible
step four: Add pressure to trigger and wait for the "reaction"

[@JharedPH]

"Boom"
Use a German Stag Grenade to "boop" that thing

[@joannebrownwood4816]

Everyone pay respect to the progens in this video by 1 like=flowers to the progens
Comment= a dove
All= 100 doves

[@alyssongabriel5116]

Thanks to the step 2, i can know boop my protogen with my *"very sharp knife"*

[@CosmicallyAccurateBacon]

how to smack protogen
1: furry bin
2: one punch man
ez pz

[@tinypanzer]

Cloaker boop: jump and drop kick them and say random crap about them to make them feel sad while in police custody

[@loona7183]

"Ok the first one is nice 👍"
**When I saw the punch one**
"What the fu-"

[@NAPALM_Co]

"London Boop"
You Called The British Crunchy Snacks "Chips"

[@jws300]

Wow, you’ve improved.

[@microman4life962]

"booping" with a car is actually kills le protogen

[@postaldude4923]

I prefer the petition boop, where you throw a petition at the protogen, then force them to sign the petition or they get shot.

[@raigiscool]

WTF THE OVERLY DRAMATIC ONE IS SOOOOOO FUNNY & CUTE

[@dalpilcher5254]

I was expecting a "FUS RO DAH!" But this is good.

[@urediteakazbou4385]

BRO, the London book animation actually scared me.

[@SimpleSoldierOfficial]

Me: *boops the photogen 50 times at the same time*
Photogen: *bluescreens*

[@suggestaname331]

"photogenic"

[@SimpleSoldierOfficial]

@@suggestaname331 bruh autocorrect made me do dat lol

[@NuckOHead]

0:17 Indian soap drama

[@Mysinginggavin]

Number six is going to be throwing a rock

[@v1ncewithbadlyeditedfedora861]

my personal favorite
the london boop

[@ArbitrarilyVideoGames]

0:35 Car booping? more like hit and running

[@whosthisguyanyway]

As a Brit, the London one is accurate

[@ji17O]

London Boop has to be my favorite, didnt expect such a fast escalation.

[@C0RR0DEGAM1NG]

11: the plug method: you stick a plug in a random spot in the protogen's body

[@LarensCliff]

This is the most amazing thing I’ve seen all day.

[@bru188]

roleplaying is super inaccurate, he should have said, "I would wear my jacket roughly, Preparing for an event.", "I would run to the Protogen in a rush, Then i would firmly put my hand up, Ready to do something, Then i would point my finger at the nose, then i would place it there, gently."

[@equisde2355]

Like down🙄😢👎👎👎👎

[@The_Mojave_Legend]

10 ways to make protogens tell me WHERE TF THE REST OF THEM ARE SO THAT I CAN SEND A NAPALM STRIKE AT THAT LOCATION

[@Roshu9]

I like the zoo enclosure one

[@ValveAnnouncements]

as a furry TOLERATOR, who kinda dislikes the ideas but also doesnt mind furries existing, this is genuinely funny if you get passed the cringe.

[@azaki3810]

Star platinum booping.

[@Trouble-andmake-itdouble]

Funny little secular manslaughter

[@pamonitasqueijin5366]

the dramatic one is just a moyai scene reference

[@robertmravunac5765]

Warning doom guy has entered the facility and he has a dam chainsaw

[@Drago-rk1kp]

Smack cheese on a protogen. Your now it’s friend

[@callmespecialcheese3972]

0:11 why would you throw me like a trash bag D:

[@ZavorDorset]

because you are I guess

[@DanielaMuñoz-v5w]

0:18 SO DRAMATIC v;

[@DanielaMuñoz-v5w]

xD

[@catlover828]

Indian movies be like:

[@mudpigyj915]

The critical sound gives me immense pain

[@undulato]

When loose 1 mil rubles

[@Macky_studios]

you should have put at the start
DONT TRY THIS AT HOME YOUR PROTO MAY SMACK U

[@TheManWithSteelBalls]

How to critical punch:
Number one: Move your left or right arm back like an L
NUMBER TWO: PUSH YOUR FIST INTO THEIR HELMET FAST AS YOU CAN

[@Pizzalapie]

@a furry i think it’s either way

[@thereal21roads]

Random Crits exist for some reason-

[@susamogus1956]

or just pray to rngjesus to get a random crit,that works too

[@veronicabelmonte2708]

Jotaro Barrage

[@minitank157]

Why just why

[@joseaguilar7519]

the London Boop is pretty true

[@-daveydonker-2302]

london boop stabs- I mean hits different.

[@asileth4576]

0:07 💀Dead in action (Head, Eyes)

[@XitKitz]

the dramatic one mad eme alugh so hard

[@Kitty_Catyumyum]

I liked the car booping 😭

[@Espeon-qg1ml]

No protogen was harmed in the making of the video

[@YourAverageFurryInstilledGamer]

No one:
Anime scenes when the protagonist tries to drink: 0:17

[@BlazeKing31152]

7 Is my favorite, it's where furrys belong in my opinion lol..

[@KaceOrSomething]

Please note, booping protogens is highly illegal, some of them are nuclear and will have a meltdown apon touch, thank you

[@shots-o-shorts]

#5 us the best way to go, especially with a chainsaw

[@davefoundout]

"10 ways to boop protogen"
*reloads shotgun*