Strangers Trying to Sell You Stuff

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  • Опубліковано 22 кві 2018
  • I don't think I've ever converted to anything or bought something from someone knocking on my door.
    SomethingElseYt (Adam) ➤ / somethingelseyt
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 88 тис.

  • @zantoutt
    @zantoutt 6 років тому +14451

    Aren't we all strangers...

  • @ivey3393
    @ivey3393 6 років тому +26611

    "No kids!! Never accept candy from strangers!"
    *cough cough* Halloween *cough cough*

    • @ruchiktrivedi3059
      @ruchiktrivedi3059 6 років тому +332

      Ivey so true

    • @Thomasgermaine
      @Thomasgermaine 6 років тому +368

      I was your first like notice me senpai

    • @Zaire82
      @Zaire82 6 років тому +147

      "...and that's why I hate Halloween." I've only ever done it twice, once with strangers.

    • @winston9372
      @winston9372 5 років тому +56

      YASSSS

    • @zibbidy
      @zibbidy 5 років тому +49

      Woops, James.

  • @QuiLocutusPerProphetas
    @QuiLocutusPerProphetas 5 місяців тому +71

    James: "don't take candy from strangers"
    Me: "then what's Halloween?"

  • @zarcono4546
    @zarcono4546 Рік тому +137

    0:49 That transition is perfect

    • @probro12_
      @probro12_ 2 місяці тому +8

      BAHAHA HELP-😭

    • @nice-rt9tv
      @nice-rt9tv 5 днів тому +1

      THATS WHY IM A FURRY

  • @imealol
    @imealol 3 роки тому +8766

    Fun Fact: all your friends used to be strangers at some point

    • @akaripikachu3689
      @akaripikachu3689 3 роки тому +276

      That’s deep... Wow... Ima re-think my whole life now...

    • @chaizzubia7159
      @chaizzubia7159 3 роки тому +127

      I'm pretty sure we all know that- if not.. idk what to say

    • @ferdusawali5173
      @ferdusawali5173 3 роки тому +25

      Yes I ni

    • @Milkway_Studios
      @Milkway_Studios 3 роки тому +163

      Fun Fact: your parents used to be strangers at one point

    • @melisamoore3876
      @melisamoore3876 3 роки тому +26

      How did you know🙀

  • @thebeaglequeen2681
    @thebeaglequeen2681 4 роки тому +1308

    *James when he is 78*
    “Sorry my mums not home.”
    “..............”

  • @SecretSShorts
    @SecretSShorts Рік тому +32

    Parents: Don’t talk to strangers
    *First day of school when I get home*
    Parents: Did you make any friends?
    Me: No
    Parents: Why?
    Me: You told me not to talk to strangers

  • @emmav8637
    @emmav8637 5 місяців тому +32

    my dad would always invite Mormons in and show them his annotated book of Mormon and tell them they're wrong

    • @camilacastillo7855
      @camilacastillo7855 2 місяці тому +3

      Total Legend.
      But seriusly tho I hope that was a wake up call to atleast one of them that they are in a cult and should run for the damn hills, as hard as it is to lieave a religion, family and friends behin, you have to think of your savety and happines first

    • @No_True_Scotsman
      @No_True_Scotsman Місяць тому +2

      Did he just highlight the entire book?

    • @alguienrandom742
      @alguienrandom742 Місяць тому

      The prologue it's so funny

    • @user-np6op7jr4u
      @user-np6op7jr4u 22 дні тому

      @@camilacastillo7855what’s that ?

    • @camilacastillo7855
      @camilacastillo7855 22 дні тому

      @@user-np6op7jr4u
      What is what?
      No seriusly I can't read the tone of your question so I don't know what You mean by that

  • @4yezu
    @4yezu 3 роки тому +1935

    Mom: Dont Take mOney from strangers!!
    me: But its mr beast....

    • @rebeccareglos9500
      @rebeccareglos9500 3 роки тому +61

      Mr beast is not a stranger

    • @microsoftwindows1717
      @microsoftwindows1717 3 роки тому +19

      @@rebeccareglos9500 yes

    • @that1chad703
      @that1chad703 3 роки тому +15

      @@microsoftwindows1717 yes

    • @hannah_716
      @hannah_716 3 роки тому +16

      It was 69 likes dude sorry but I had to like 😂

    • @silverhawk732.
      @silverhawk732. 3 роки тому +14

      Mrbeast is the best.........and we all know him as an ideal......

  • @sang-hoshim6758
    @sang-hoshim6758 3 роки тому +8162

    i just love how the dentist comes out of the kidnappers car

  • @sarahloachamin
    @sarahloachamin 5 місяців тому +17

    0:20 😂😂 Last sentence is relatable

  • @animationmusicals
    @animationmusicals 9 місяців тому +7

    I'd probably make a great door-to-door salesman.
    Because I'm an extrovert and a theatre kid so...
    I like talking to people

  • @fuzzybear240
    @fuzzybear240 4 роки тому +9158

    Person: Dont talk to strangers!
    Me: Isn't that how you make friends?

  • @TimTeemo
    @TimTeemo 6 років тому +5507

    "This message is brought to you by The Dentists of America Association. Remember to not consume any chocolate or sugary substances from this point on, as we are secretly keeping your teeth hostage within your mouth. That's correct, we are very small and hiding in a bunker within your teeth. From now on the only sugar substances you are allowed to consume are those which are in a circular shape and have an 'M' imprinted on them. During production of this broadcast we were unsure how long this message should be, as it will only be on screen for a brief period of time; this has led us to believe you have somehow miraculously paused your entertainment in order to figure out if 'The Dentists of America Association' is real. We can confirm this, we are very real and very cool. Do you know what else is cool? Flossing. Remember to floss. Oh, you just wanted to see if there is something funny written in this long paragraph? ... (shoot I'm gonna have to think of one off the spot) umm... what's a dentist's favorite movie? Plaque to the Future!... definitely didn't find that one off Google. Don't you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth? They'll ask, 'So how was school?' and you'd respond with, EIDASWKYRASDEEADGHK SFD'
    That's right. I paused the video to copy this whole paragraph for you guys that only 2% of people read. I have a broken wrist so I had to use one hand. You're welcome for my pain and suffering.

  • @Rykersgaming2
    @Rykersgaming2 8 місяців тому +13

    Oddsoneout is amazing all of us should appreciate what he makes for us

  • @MalachiTooson-Fisher-li9ic
    @MalachiTooson-Fisher-li9ic 9 місяців тому +10

    Your vids are amazing, keep up the good work!

  • @xomq_shaylax5820
    @xomq_shaylax5820 3 роки тому +2782

    "Don't take candy from strangers!!-"
    Halloween: *hey how are ya*

  • @perlapervan
    @perlapervan 4 роки тому +3166

    Guy in the car: Ya gotta understand. Money, it’s just an object.
    James: Then why do you want it

    • @kailong4294
      @kailong4294 4 роки тому +62

      I know I watched the video

    • @darlenesantillan9076
      @darlenesantillan9076 4 роки тому +23

      Lol why does he need the money if he said "money, it's just an object" crazy guy

    • @knifeghst
      @knifeghst 4 роки тому +5

      I did have a smoker vibe

    • @knifeghst
      @knifeghst 4 роки тому +3

      To him

    • @teresaharris1228
      @teresaharris1228 4 роки тому +5

      2009 cats: cross my heart and hope to fly I don't need another owner
      2019 cats: stay away from me! *HISSING*

  • @Haminationsfan_1
    @Haminationsfan_1 9 місяців тому +5

    Every time I'm in the car sometimes there are these homeless women on the street that offer lemons, tissues or flowers for money

  • @Kacey-jw3pu
    @Kacey-jw3pu 9 місяців тому +2

    "Make sure to like that smashed button" I'm dead😂😂😂😂

  • @unevenalyssa
    @unevenalyssa 4 роки тому +764

    *"Don't you hate it when a dentist tries to start a conversation with you while they have their fingers in your mouth?"*
    Yes, all the time. Idk why they do that

    • @Phoenixtears222
      @Phoenixtears222 4 роки тому +20

      Ikr. You can't even respond, so theres just an aquward moment of scilence.

    • @gummy_sloth
      @gummy_sloth 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah

    • @chifgaming6612
      @chifgaming6612 4 роки тому +9

      I suppose im not the only person who read that huge paragraph-

    • @Phoenixtears222
      @Phoenixtears222 4 роки тому +3

      @@chifgaming6612 what huge paragraph?

    • @tehbasicles781
      @tehbasicles781 4 роки тому +5

      ikr boi its so dumb, and u cant even respond

  • @SonicMaster-bo2xy
    @SonicMaster-bo2xy 3 роки тому +1130

    “Don’t take candy from strangers!”
    Trick or treaters: *im just gonna ignore that.*

  • @ReannenJ
    @ReannenJ 7 місяців тому +2

    Your hilarious! love this explanation

  • @GOLDENGC
    @GOLDENGC 11 місяців тому +2

    "Wear your stay hydrated ?" I have to wear my drink shirt?? AWESOME!🤣🤣

  • @grizzlyplayzgamez160
    @grizzlyplayzgamez160 4 роки тому +8090

    1990s: DONT get in a car with strangers
    2019:Uber

    • @sharosenina988
      @sharosenina988 4 роки тому +16

      Grizzly Playz Gamez omg so trueeee!!

    • @inansillum1892
      @inansillum1892 4 роки тому +11

      Lol what is happening to the earth we know.. 😂

    • @icantchangemyprofilepictur6731
      @icantchangemyprofilepictur6731 4 роки тому +17

      Taxies are basicaly the oppitse of a kiddnapping Lol

    • @bodilbodil8881
      @bodilbodil8881 4 роки тому +8

      red_ red
      안녕하세요, Don’t be so mean to them. They didn’t say or do anything wrong, so don’t spread any bad vibes.

    • @gladysblnc
      @gladysblnc 4 роки тому +2

      well thats there JOB

  • @kokkili920
    @kokkili920 5 років тому +535

    "Hey kids do you want some candy?"
    Kids:no :(
    "HOW about free wifi" :)

    • @jthemegaviru8681
      @jthemegaviru8681 5 років тому +14

      What's the wifi password

    • @jaylix6991
      @jaylix6991 5 років тому +14

      wifi password is ilikekids

    • @cattilou
      @cattilou 5 років тому +17

      NO KIDS! NEVER ACCEPT WIFI FROM STRANGERS! DONT YOU KNOW DOING THAT CAN CAUSE VIRUSES?

    • @valerfox2155
      @valerfox2155 5 років тому +2

      😛 That's just wrong 😛

    • @user-re1sg1ix8z
      @user-re1sg1ix8z 5 років тому +5

      I got my own hotspot

  • @ZadiesLIVE
    @ZadiesLIVE 23 дні тому

    TheOdd1sOut, Your videos always make me happy, so I subscribed!

  • @Mr..BlueSky
    @Mr..BlueSky 3 роки тому +365

    James: “Good thing I am not a sale’sman.”
    Also James: “ New Merch everyone”

    • @lejioh641
      @lejioh641 3 роки тому +4

      Stick Roll ua-cam.com/video/Tt7bzxurJ1I/v-deo.html

    • @Dav-zd7gv
      @Dav-zd7gv 3 роки тому +4

      @@lejioh641 i ain’t clickin that

    • @driftcg5291
      @driftcg5291 3 роки тому +3

      yep atleast im not a sales man

    • @Mr..BlueSky
      @Mr..BlueSky 3 роки тому +2

      @@lejioh641 I fell for it

  • @manan7513
    @manan7513 6 років тому +5714

    We know JAmEs WorKed aT SSssooOoOUUuuBWAYY

    • @TamsmitSam
      @TamsmitSam 6 років тому +34

      Manan Patel we also know he's a furry

    • @carl6577
      @carl6577 6 років тому +3

      Manan Patel p

    • @originalscore
      @originalscore 6 років тому +4

      subwoy

    • @fifthhokage4576
      @fifthhokage4576 6 років тому +5

      Manan Patel I’m just like u posted this comment and it’s like 400 likes I’m just like Merry crrstler

    • @originalscore
      @originalscore 6 років тому +1

      Manan Patel 8

  • @user-sy9xe5db3j
    @user-sy9xe5db3j 9 місяців тому +1

    This man is good at vids

  • @okseas5140
    @okseas5140 8 місяців тому +2

    If we’re not allowed to talk to strangers,how are we supposed to make friends?😂❤😂❤

    • @eggroll9766
      @eggroll9766 8 місяців тому

      Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..

  • @user-tu7ym6nx8t
    @user-tu7ym6nx8t 4 роки тому +801

    All your friends had to be strangers at one point

  • @hurijakuljancic1204
    @hurijakuljancic1204 4 роки тому +706

    “Luckily I’m not a salesman”
    -wears a buy my merch shirt-

    • @sweetsugarhoneycandy5458
      @sweetsugarhoneycandy5458 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ecopetrol2008 Idk

    • @zaimaanas
      @zaimaanas 4 роки тому +8

      @@Ecopetrol2008 that has nothing to do with this comment, stop asking people, you are literally advertising your channel which is ridiculous, please stop it

    • @dragongeta0368
      @dragongeta0368 4 роки тому +1

      @@zaimaanas And you're being rude without reason, pls stop it

    • @zaimaanas
      @zaimaanas 4 роки тому +5

      @@dragongeta0368 how am I being rude they are advertising their channel on a comment that has nothing do with that I wasn't being rude I was being honest

    • @dragongeta0368
      @dragongeta0368 4 роки тому +1

      @@zaimaanas How do you think channels grow up? and not just channels, but companies and other things, that's right, by advertising, yes, I know that the comment has nothing to do with advertising or whatever, but think about this, ads about beauty and cosmetics appear in videos about videogames, yes, it happens, does that have to do with videogames?, no, it doesn't, but it doesn't matter, if you are SO annoyed by it nonetheless, you can just ignore it.
      The only reason you have to get mad at this type of comments is when said channel, has more than 1m of subscribers because at that point is being greedy

  • @drexcitement9579
    @drexcitement9579 5 днів тому +1

    “Walmart {ASDA} is where I make friends.”
    -SomethingelseYT

  • @Beanieboyyyy
    @Beanieboyyyy 14 днів тому

    8:43 “like that smash button” had me on the floor!!

  • @kharon9699
    @kharon9699 4 роки тому +477

    “like that smash button”
    -adam

  • @manrajbahia867
    @manrajbahia867 4 роки тому +631

    “Yes I need a water filter”
    “oOh SoRRy yOU dOnT NeED ThEN”

  • @Cyberstar_gamez89
    @Cyberstar_gamez89 9 місяців тому +1

    If you shouldn’t talks to strangers then how do you make friends?😂

    • @Imfailingmath
      @Imfailingmath 9 місяців тому

      By "strangers" parents usually mean adults not kids your age

  • @GuyWithAnAntiFearList
    @GuyWithAnAntiFearList 9 місяців тому +1

    Let’s get him To 20mil guys

  • @milkytrees3285
    @milkytrees3285 5 років тому +429

    8:42 *LIKE THAT SMASH BUTTON* lol

    • @bo0mz215
      @bo0mz215 5 років тому +3

      Milky Trees smash the like button

    • @jerseygrl9189
      @jerseygrl9189 5 років тому +2

      adam hamwi LIKe DaT SMasH ButtONN

    • @Mason_Hardin
      @Mason_Hardin 5 років тому +1

      #likethatsmashbutton

    • @peak4boo568
      @peak4boo568 5 років тому +1

      Milky Trees lol

    • @NettyRat
      @NettyRat 5 років тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @japishbhola7470
    @japishbhola7470 6 років тому +818

    *Dentist:* *”how was school?”*
    *Everyone:* *”EHEJSGGDXHHHDJS”*

    • @AsttroKnot
      @AsttroKnot 6 років тому +11

      Japish Bhola hmm....wonder where you got that 🤔😂

    • @user-xr2mb4cm1d
      @user-xr2mb4cm1d 6 років тому

      Japish Bhola who was In the live strema

    • @ckormos11
      @ckormos11 6 років тому +4

      That's what every adult says to a kid to start a conversation..... I hate it when they say that. Lol

    • @roxasfox8718
      @roxasfox8718 6 років тому +1

      You read it too?

    • @flipquake9123
      @flipquake9123 6 років тому +1

      Japish Bhola u saw it

  • @adambitner4690
    @adambitner4690 4 дні тому

    I’m literally a door to door salesman (pest control) and I used to be a Mormon missionary and here are my tips to people on how to get rid of us:
    1. Don’t answer the door. This just the easiest solution because sure some of us will try to knock and it could be an annoying 5 minutes, most of us will just move on after a bit. Especially cause as a door to door salesman I’m taught to look busy while on the door step, so you could probably take a peek and see I’m out there without having to open the door and I’d be none the wiser.
    2. Don’t just say “I’m not interested” or something along those lines. Because my job, as a sales person, is to make uninterested people interested, so by saying that you’re just wasting our time, especially because I hear 100s of people say this everyday I tend to try to respond and keep the sale going. Remember a salespersons job is to turn a “no” into a “yes”, so you just saying “no” isn’t really gonna deter them. Instead I’d encourage you to be friendly and creative in your responses, something like “you’re working hard man, you need water?” Come out give them water, and then do number 3
    3. Confidently close the door. This works really well in conjunction with number 2 because one you’re able to derail the situation from the salesperson trying to sell you, plus you leave them feeling satisfied cause they atleast got something. But as a salesperson if you stay out and talk with me, then Imma just keep on trying to sell you, so just close the door. Embrace the 2 seconds of awkwardness with someone you’ll never see again and turn around, go inside, and just shut the door. It doesn’t need to be a slam, but if you close the door than 99.999% of us are just gonna move on to the next house. And if they do re-knock your door this is when you just need to hit them with a “no thank you” and shut the door. The key is confidence, cause Imma try to keep you out there as long as possible, so just full send.
    4. Remember that sales people are people too. Like if you are seriously inconvenienced by me knocking on your door, then I’m sorry like that’s not my intention at all. At the same time though, my reason for trying to sell you whatever I have, is probably just as good (if not better) than your reason for not wanting to buy. Very few of us actually enjoy knocking doors, it’s a hard job with tons of rude Karen’s, plus you usually are far from home when you go knocking, and me knocking on your door is way more scary than you having to open your door. So the more you can do to make it a positive experience for me, the more Imma want to return the favor. Of course you don’t have to buy from every person that ever knocks on your door, but you taking the time to actually hear me out is usually gonna be a way more pleasant experience for both of us because then we don’t need to go through this fight of “I’m not interested” vs. “I’m still gonna try to sell you anyways”. Besides the worst that can happen if you hear me out is I take up 10 minutes of your time (max) and you don’t see the benefit of what I’m selling for the price I’m able to offer and you don’t buy.
    These are my tips and tricks on dealing with us sales people, if you have questions feel free to ask and I’d love to help y’all out.

  • @gracetaylor4966
    @gracetaylor4966 Рік тому +1

    When you said I'm a UA-camr so I'm not going to heaven is so funny you still got me laughing.

  • @izzy5680
    @izzy5680 6 років тому +138

    Man:Hey kids want some candy?
    Kids:No, my mom told me not to take candy from ugly people

  • @squimbol
    @squimbol 6 років тому +462

    Did anyone else pause and read at 0:18? That's the only thing I've read all year

  • @Locho1
    @Locho1 9 місяців тому

    lol love the ending

  • @P_stelz.
    @P_stelz. 5 місяців тому +3

    “Wear your stay hydrated”

  • @saranshgautam6551
    @saranshgautam6551 6 років тому +136

    8:42 "Like that smash button"......
    Yes, I listen to the whole end card as I don't have a life.

  • @kobetiu8628
    @kobetiu8628 4 роки тому +240

    6:21 "Do you guys like rap music?" *pulls out rick astley album*

  • @miacatherinepunsalan7765
    @miacatherinepunsalan7765 29 днів тому +1

    Mom: Don't talk to strangers!
    Me: Isn't that how we make friends?

  • @deneansmith7870
    @deneansmith7870 Рік тому +7

    im a jehovah witnesse and so is my family

    • @killerpker22
      @killerpker22 29 днів тому

      Isnt it forbidden for you to watch his videos?

  • @TJAnimates
    @TJAnimates 5 років тому +816

    “Do YoU HaVE a WaTEr FiLtEr?”
    “Yes I do,but it broke🙃”
    “Yeah they do that”

    • @SamarahandYusuf
      @SamarahandYusuf 5 років тому +4

      lol

    • @bo0mz215
      @bo0mz215 5 років тому +3

      Do you HaVe A wAtEr FiLlEr?

    • @thatonedude4125
      @thatonedude4125 5 років тому +3

      *GOES UP TO THE BOWSER DOOR* Are you interested in PrInCeSsEs?!?!?

    • @jadaking9133
      @jadaking9133 5 років тому +2

      *D O Y O U H A V E A W A T E R F I L T E R?*

    • @enzoboss9404
      @enzoboss9404 5 років тому +1

      Was this supposed to be funny

  • @potato.qween.1627
    @potato.qween.1627 4 роки тому +277

    The internet has a lot of strangers..and I'm one of them
    --james

  • @colleenhaley3757
    @colleenhaley3757 7 місяців тому +1

    i love your videos and your nexfix show.

  • @Z3r3na202
    @Z3r3na202 9 місяців тому +1

    james: im a youtuber so im not going to heaven
    me: boy what the hell!?

  • @SultanSketches
    @SultanSketches 6 років тому +14572

    If I was shooed away once at a door I'd probably never speak to anyone in my entire life ever.
    I'm not the best at handling rejection..

  • @jezz1217
    @jezz1217 6 років тому +82

    "Are you one of my cousins?"
    Literally what I say to anyone my family invites over , it's usually true though since I'm mexican.

  • @Satan-zg2mn
    @Satan-zg2mn 9 місяців тому

    OMG YGO REFERENCE U MADE MY DAY TYSM

  • @UrFavoriteBingoFan
    @UrFavoriteBingoFan 10 місяців тому

    Bro, i was tryna sleep and had on subtitles 💀 now i cant fall asleep from laughing

  • @Cantoonsanimations
    @Cantoonsanimations 6 років тому +226

    the coloring on this video is out of this world!!

  • @bigbootymanman
    @bigbootymanman 3 роки тому +668

    6:21 if you pause on the “rap” CD’s it shows they are actually Kidz Bop, Britney Spears and Rick Astley
    Ah yes, my favourite rap song, Never Gonna Give You Up

    • @savannaht5585
      @savannaht5585 3 роки тому +32

      u just been rickrolled by an odd1sout video

    • @yahyaashraf8124
      @yahyaashraf8124 3 роки тому +4

      OK DIO HOW IS THE SUN AND YOUR ZA WORLDO

    • @bigbootymanman
      @bigbootymanman 3 роки тому

      @@yahyaashraf8124 It’s great

    • @Tubbeh
      @Tubbeh 3 роки тому +1

      Yare Yare Daze!

    • @avafarrell6840
      @avafarrell6840 3 роки тому +2

      @@savannaht5585 ua-cam.com/video/raTkZqz680Y/v-deo.html

  • @rip_lunch_and_cousins
    @rip_lunch_and_cousins 9 місяців тому

    This is the best 🤣🤣

  • @nuggiex
    @nuggiex 9 місяців тому

    LIKE THE SMASH BUTTON KILLED ME 😭😭😭

  • @h.a.a.r.p.
    @h.a.a.r.p. 3 роки тому +1083

    "Don't take candy from strangers"
    Halloween: SuP

    • @shwrequest7078
      @shwrequest7078 3 роки тому +9

      This comment already exists btw but I’m not mad...😃

    • @melindaguo8628
      @melindaguo8628 3 роки тому +23

      Covid: yea... *no*

    • @imnobody4423
      @imnobody4423 3 роки тому +12

      Oh... I remember when I took a candy gum I ate it then just felt really sick I threw up blood

    • @h.a.a.r.p.
      @h.a.a.r.p. 3 роки тому +3

      @@imnobody4423 omgggggg, but like one time I ate a sourpatch on halloween and I couldn't open my mouth

    • @dryflowersbouquet
      @dryflowersbouquet 3 роки тому +5

      @@imnobody4423 you are somebody, and its scary af

  • @Dreamtox111
    @Dreamtox111 Рік тому +1059

    As an ex door-to-door salesman people like your grandma were ACTUAL lifesavers. You spend most of your day getting yelled at, so when you get a gentle old lady that lets you sit in the AC with ice water and a conversation- it made the difference. I would always make the best sales and be able to pay rent after those gals. 💕

    • @michellerees9540
      @michellerees9540 Рік тому +6

      yah that's true

    • @they.call.me.cami.
      @they.call.me.cami. Рік тому +18

      Grandparents are so kind! (Most of the time)

    • @ruchi103
      @ruchi103 Рік тому +3

      Wow 😮😳😮

    • @alzapua.m
      @alzapua.m Рік тому +9

      Hopefully not making the best sales _to_ those gals.

    • @AvaWorld123
      @AvaWorld123 Рік тому +3

      My friend said her grandma was a karen 🤣

  • @timmytschudi7622
    @timmytschudi7622 8 місяців тому

    “ im a UA-camr so I’m not going to heaven “
    Lol 😂

    • @eggroll9766
      @eggroll9766 8 місяців тому

      Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..❤❤❤

  • @jasperfromming6633
    @jasperfromming6633 5 місяців тому +2

    In Germany the local military sometimes knocks on your door and asks for money for cleaning up the soldiers graves created in war.

  • @360headscope3
    @360headscope3 4 роки тому +1340

    2000: DONT GET IN CARS WITH STRANGERS
    2020: Uber

    • @dicegamez8216
      @dicegamez8216 4 роки тому +23

      uber driver is here early 5 minutes early*
      5 minutes later*
      phone: buzzing/notification
      also phone: your uber driver has just arrived

    • @Lobo.98
      @Lobo.98 4 роки тому +3

      2020 yeah they do that

    • @justsmile211
      @justsmile211 4 роки тому +4

      Taxi

    • @user-hp3nv4io8d
      @user-hp3nv4io8d 4 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @memelolrekt
      @memelolrekt 4 роки тому +3

      thats not 2020 tho

  • @majesticsnowleopard
    @majesticsnowleopard 6 років тому +211

    3:58
    IT SUCC

  • @bac_on098
    @bac_on098 9 місяців тому

    In the intro, he's teaching a lesson, but in the wrong way

  • @Generalexquisitedragon
    @Generalexquisitedragon 9 місяців тому +1

    Who wants some candy? Hop in my creepy white van

  • @IHaveDepression193
    @IHaveDepression193 8 місяців тому

    James: “Don’t take candy from strangers.”
    Child me who has already got into the van:🧍🏼‍♀

    • @eggroll9766
      @eggroll9766 8 місяців тому

      Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..Jesus Is the way the Truth and the life the first and the last who ever confess that Jesus Is lord will be saved ❤️ Jesus loves you God is Good ..❤❤❤

  • @marielle7725
    @marielle7725 4 роки тому +215

    "Like that smash button"
    Me: ??
    "Wear your..... StAy HyDrAtEd"

  • @milllyyyyy
    @milllyyyyy 6 років тому +2882

    *I used to say "STWANGERR DWANGERRR" a lot in 2nd grade.*

    • @aileenrubio56
      @aileenrubio56 6 років тому +4

      Milly Plays I say that now

    • @sagiepuff
      @sagiepuff 6 років тому +18

      Milly Plays in second grade I said “Stanger Danger” because I could actually talk properly lol

    • @poppyhoward1306
      @poppyhoward1306 6 років тому +2

      Milly Plays SAME

    • @BL4Z3D
      @BL4Z3D 6 років тому +4

      Your my insporation

    • @halfwayhappy3139
      @halfwayhappy3139 6 років тому +1

      Milly Plays same

  • @Kuralesov228
    @Kuralesov228 10 місяців тому +1

    0:12
    I love Jame's priorities ☺

  • @user-sy9xe5db3j
    @user-sy9xe5db3j 9 місяців тому

    And he’s right about strangers

  • @mrrainbrow423
    @mrrainbrow423 3 роки тому +3424

    James: "Don't take candy from strangers."
    Me who paid for the candy: *invisible confusion*

    • @warmstorm9540
      @warmstorm9540 3 роки тому +79

      Candy Salesman: *Ding dong.*
      Me: *Opens door.*
      Me: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH CANDY!

    • @rivstarlightt
      @rivstarlightt 3 роки тому +12

      Lol

    • @gamerbros546
      @gamerbros546 3 роки тому +34

      You actually are buying the candy from strangers because you can get them at pharmacys and stuff

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 роки тому +5

      @@gamerbros546 yes

    • @ygotsvlog3762
      @ygotsvlog3762 3 роки тому +9

      Oh boy how the tables have turned

  • @Wixhael
    @Wixhael 6 років тому +662

    "I'm a UA-camr, so I'm not going to heaven."
    I hear that, man.

    • @marcostrejo3796
      @marcostrejo3796 6 років тому +1

      Ultra Nerd : Am I going to heaven? 😓

    • @xp8343
      @xp8343 6 років тому +18

      MTGaming Entertainment Only a select few go to heaven. 144,000 to be exact

    • @Blob_07
      @Blob_07 6 років тому

      Ultra Nerd YES HE WILL

    • @Blueteam-to2mz
      @Blueteam-to2mz 6 років тому

      Ultra Nerd Yeah, that's offensive.

    • @makk09mao
      @makk09mao 6 років тому

      Xavier Parker no that’s WAAAAY to much, more like 10,000

  • @hyi81
    @hyi81 6 місяців тому

    Omg I love ur vids they are so good and funny pls don't stop!

  • @Xberry_blueX
    @Xberry_blueX 7 місяців тому

    Strangers are just friends you haven't met

  • @Howesenberg
    @Howesenberg 6 років тому +264

    Well someone just lost their Sooubway sponsorship

  • @starspawn507
    @starspawn507 6 років тому +196

    What you do is you keep a bowl of candy next to your door, and when a person arrives, you give them some candy and tell them you love their costumes. Then you close the door.

    • @alpacawithouthat987
      @alpacawithouthat987 6 років тому +2

      Theren Stormwind That’s a good one😂

    • @katrinepetersen2566
      @katrinepetersen2566 6 років тому

      Theren Stormwind It's easier if You Can be cofused as just some old senile lady.

  • @TheNoobFN
    @TheNoobFN Місяць тому

    "LIKE THAT SMASH BUTTON AND WEAR YOUR STAY HYDRATED"
    i will live by this quote, thanks adam

  • @nickolasmerino7863
    @nickolasmerino7863 Рік тому +4

    But but then what Halloween

  • @_fishywishy_6597
    @_fishywishy_6597 4 роки тому +591

    “ never accept candy from strangers! “
    Halloween : “ *I ‘M BACK BABY* “

  • @ee-ly4jb
    @ee-ly4jb 6 років тому +131

    This happened to me (the white van) but with ice cream. Except they actually sold ice cream.

  • @sistervazquez-tv1um
    @sistervazquez-tv1um 7 місяців тому

    I don’t know why, but I can’t fall sleep to your videos😢

  • @ajscout594
    @ajscout594 10 місяців тому +1

    First 20 seconds: pure humor and enjoyment.

  • @Stinear35
    @Stinear35 6 років тому +287

    Salesman:WOULD YOU LIKE SOME MERCH
    Guy:Who's merch?
    Salesman: James's Merch
    Guy:Keep The Change

    • @gigabowser2031
      @gigabowser2031 6 років тому +3

      wrong use of 's twice

    • @thesnakednake
      @thesnakednake 6 років тому +2

      Namos0613
      The first was incorrect, but the second is acceptable usage

    • @Jacrepid2
      @Jacrepid2 6 років тому

      It's James' not James's

    • @pkmntrainermark8881
      @pkmntrainermark8881 6 років тому

      Ash-Greninja
      No, it's one James, not more than one Jame.

  • @kaustubh_kp
    @kaustubh_kp 6 років тому +273

    8:48 ware your stay hydrated.

  • @mattsilva21
    @mattsilva21 8 місяців тому

    The best years of the odd ones out

  • @Imagine14369
    @Imagine14369 9 місяців тому

    "Don't accept candy from strangers"
    Halloween: 👁 👄 👁

  • @mulanmoana9134
    @mulanmoana9134 5 років тому +192

    “My moms not home”-James says
    “OMG,I say that too”-my mind says
    “But one day that won’t work”-James says
    “Wait...it won’t ....oh dang he’s right”-my mind

    • @irene3435
      @irene3435 5 років тому

      That is why I get a bat whenever somebody knocks the door

    • @gojicrusader5113
      @gojicrusader5113 5 років тому +1

      Spotit Ity lol you grab a bat? Yea ummm I grab are huge frikin kitchen knife

    • @irene3435
      @irene3435 5 років тому

      @@gojicrusader5113 if I don't have a bat , I FORCE MY TABLET TO SACRAFICE ITSELF SO ITS A WEAPON

    • @gojicrusader5113
      @gojicrusader5113 5 років тому

      Spotit Ity get a bucket of water by the door if it’s someone bad be like “here have this” and if they take it *throw bucket of water*

    • @irene3435
      @irene3435 5 років тому

      You are a wizard Mr Wing din

  • @gamingkit5184
    @gamingkit5184 3 роки тому +520

    Stranger Danger!
    But here we all are.....
    Talking to strangers.....

    • @cesarwell7480
      @cesarwell7480 3 роки тому +10

      Internets rhymes with kidnappers I know it doesn’t sound like it but it does

    • @cringeworthy8273
      @cringeworthy8273 3 роки тому +3

      Hello stranger!

    • @yomama3665
      @yomama3665 3 роки тому +6

      Hi there! :D

    • @nurmandwi
      @nurmandwi 3 роки тому +3

      I just want to say why the thumbnail and the title change 🤔

    • @lolbitismylife2227
      @lolbitismylife2227 3 роки тому +1

      Hai strangers

  • @anhonestlook
    @anhonestlook Рік тому +2

    How are we supposed to make friends then 😂

  • @user-xt9tq6xs8i
    @user-xt9tq6xs8i 6 місяців тому +1

    Old James was so unhinged

  • @chiharumisaki1565
    @chiharumisaki1565 3 роки тому +3911

    I like how they say don’t trust strangers when parents are sending you to school with a bunch of strangers and all your friends used to be strangers at some point.

    • @bonkeys3615
      @bonkeys3615 3 роки тому +60

      1st of all some random children at school are safe, and the teachers have a legal teaching degree so there is like a 99.99999999% chance school is safe.

    • @vspiastri
      @vspiastri 3 роки тому +107

      @@bonkeys3615 no thats a lie school is not safe

    • @stxrrywinter8181
      @stxrrywinter8181 3 роки тому +49

      @@vspiastri that is so relatable it hurts

    • @vspiastri
      @vspiastri 3 роки тому +27

      @@stxrrywinter8181 a guy broke his leg at my school 🏫 😳

    • @Idk-bd3vd
      @Idk-bd3vd 3 роки тому +10

      Same with your Teacher on the first few minutes XD

  • @scarlett2811
    @scarlett2811 3 роки тому +2021

    " make sure to wear your stay hydrated "
    *words of true wisdom*

  • @Theperkyparsnip_12
    @Theperkyparsnip_12 Місяць тому

    4:18 Hello! Do you have time for….to be bapti- *add plays*
    BAHAHAHAHA