hahahaha this is too real. I know I shouldn't be laughing at this but when Alyssa says "girl tears, cryin all over again" i just lose it thinking of a young justin johnson trying to get the courage to get behind the wheel lolol
"I got to first period and then, full-scale diarrhea." That had me dying...you know you're nervous as all hell about something when you end up getting the runs because of it! And having that happen at school of all places...geez!
As someone who drives a stick-shift, I completely relate. My grandma was the one to teach me. All I really remember from that was the first day she had me drive around in town. I killed the engine for the millionth time at a stop sign and there were cars behind me. I was flipping out, asking her to just switch me spots and she told me, "suck it up and drive!" Somehow, I managed to go without killing the engine all the way to her house. Bless the occasional tough lovin's of a grandma.
I didn't what kind of car she was takin' bout, but I caught the stick kind and rolling back. I says, well how old is she. Had they not invented automatic yet?
So funny Alyssa too skeered to get out of the car cuz the guy who caused the wreck cursed her out, but then mama and meemaw show up and they done "slayed him...cursed him all kind of 25 different ways"
Believe me darling ,, you are therapy for ALL OF US :)) I'm so freaking depressed I get on here & just type Alyssa Edwards into search & off I go .. & you make me smile & laugh even when I really don't think I can or will. I love you girl💋🙌❤️
GIRL. the same thing happened to me. Incline. Stop sign. Roll back. I used to make my sister pull the e brake until I could start going so I wouldn't roll back.
The way she tells stories is just everything tbh.
yaaas
"Mom please take me to school, I'm not dealing w this right now, I didn't sleep that well, I'm gonna be late to first period"
GIRL I HOLLERED
Every single word that comes out of her mouth becomes a mantra to me. #LoveThisQueen
me too I liveeeeee for Alexa
pimpindymepiece .....dont you mean Alyssa?
hahahaha this is too real. I know I shouldn't be laughing at this but when Alyssa says "girl tears, cryin all over again" i just lose it thinking of a young justin johnson trying to get the courage to get behind the wheel lolol
"I got to first period and then, full-scale diarrhea." That had me dying...you know you're nervous as all hell about something when you end up getting the runs because of it! And having that happen at school of all places...geez!
"This is like therapy." Well every one of your videos is like therapy to me. I learn something about life in almost every video. Thank you!
RIGHT?? That’s how I feel too. She’s so wise!
As someone who drives a stick-shift, I completely relate. My grandma was the one to teach me. All I really remember from that was the first day she had me drive around in town. I killed the engine for the millionth time at a stop sign and there were cars behind me. I was flipping out, asking her to just switch me spots and she told me, "suck it up and drive!" Somehow, I managed to go without killing the engine all the way to her house. Bless the occasional tough lovin's of a grandma.
I absolutely love listening to Alyssa telling her stories !! I really hope they keep Alyssa secrets up and going !!
Shes too fucking much everything she says is so damn funny
"...I went to my classes, I passed my classes..." :-D
These series have really made me see alyssa differently and i love it! She is so hilarious i was cracking up at this story.
Alyssa is the last queen I would've imagined drove a stick shift RX-7.
I didn't what kind of car she was takin' bout, but I caught the stick kind and rolling back.
I says, well how old is she. Had they not invented automatic yet?
RIP Alyssa's mom :(
So funny Alyssa too skeered to get out of the car cuz the guy who caused the wreck cursed her out, but then mama and meemaw show up and they done "slayed him...cursed him all kind of 25 different ways"
Alyssa calms my sad gay soul when I'm surrounded w nothing but homophobia
Anna con ♥️
This is so southern lmao
"I get to first period-full scale diarrhea." omg miss alyssa you give me life. x
what a beautiful human being.
this story is so me.....#anxiety
Believe me darling ,, you are therapy for ALL OF US :)) I'm so freaking depressed I get on here & just type Alyssa Edwards into search & off I go .. & you make me smile & laugh even when I really don't think I can or will. I love you girl💋🙌❤️
Uploaded in 2014. 14 dislikes. That just proves how awesome Alyssa Edwards is.
AT THE END HE SAYS HAVE YOU EVER DRIVEN IN LA LOOOOOL THIS WAS ENTERTAINTING
This is the only reason I'm subscribed to WOWPresents :D.
"I went to my classes, I passed my classes, I took my test, I passed the test, HERE'S THE MONKEY WRENCH!!!"...just yes!
best Alyssa's Secret EVER!!!
"Full-scale diarrhea," i never knew that i needed to hear those words from alyssa until now.
Best one yet!!! Never stop please!!
I needed to watch this today! If Alyssa Edwards can do it, so can I!!!
I look forward to these videos so much!
You can tell I am always checking for this. 9 hours after they post and I am here loving every second.
I'd love to see this show start to become more of a talk show. She deserves some celebrity interviews.
She gives me so much life!
this is the best, I laughed so hard hahaha, love you
Alyssa is fabulous.
Fucking love it.
Best one yet!!! DYING!!!
"Mother I got in a Wreck!" Haha Xo's
OMG I live for alyssa! The neighbor part OMG I died!!!!!!
I don't know why but I find Alyssa so adorable in this video LOLz especially the end : "this is like therapy" XD
alyssa please tell more stories! your stories are so funny and engaging. this is now my 2nd fav episode after the airplane/airport episode :)
I love me some Alyssa Edwards! The best!!!
Alyssa Edwards is my spirit animal.
I wish this was on everyday!
"In the state of Texas....." This girl is a riot!
she had me hanging onto every word lol
Girl .. I had the same thing happen to me that story made me cry I'm laughing so hard
I love her soooo much ❤
i love when she talks about being a teen in texas lmao
I love everything that comes out of Alyssa's mouth. So damn entertaining.
oh I loved it loved it loved it!!!!
Loved Alyssa from day 1 outta the womb girl yes girl
If she was this funny on drag race she would have won but I still love her
I'm struggling with driving too :(
Loved hearing this story! :)
This is one of the purest human beings there ever was ❤
oh my god, i'm laughing so fucking hard!
Alyssa Edwards is my therapy. Amen to you.
Fav performer ever!!
I love the way she says RX-7!!!!!!!
Good ol' gay teenage Justin gives me life. She just wanted to go to school and pass her classes. What a wholesome boy
I’m learning how to drive and it is so hard lmao I can relate to this so much thanks for this Alyssa 💕💕💕
Thank you Alyssa, now I love mondays!
I love you Alyssa...sending you some Honduran love gurl
I LIVE FOR HERRRRR!!!!!!
I love this queen so much.
Lol if I ever get the chance to be on RPDR I'm so doing Alyssa Edwards for the snatch game xD
does anyone else keep rewatching these till a new one comes out cause i do
Her beautiful season 5 runway outfit! ❤
This is like therapy lol love you gurl
BEST EPISODE EVER
yall should bring her mom on and do an episode together that'd be hilarious
She is hilarious! Make more videos ^-^
lolol the thumbnail looks like Alyssa drives a bus
Full scale diarrhea!! LMFAO!! I'm dead and Alyssa resurrects me with her stories.
That was me when I first started driving!!!
I love Alyssa !
Miss Alyssa... do you also go by Misty Day, because you stay givin' me ALL types of life!!! Yes mama
love from Toronto
I love her outfit
GIRL. the same thing happened to me. Incline. Stop sign. Roll back. I used to make my sister pull the e brake until I could start going so I wouldn't roll back.
Omfg this is fucking hilarious. Love your stories Alyssa LMAO!!!
I LOVE her raspy, feminine voice lol
love this!
Alyssa I just hate driving. I got my Pilot's license years before I got my Driver's license so I feel your pain!
Love Alyssa.
Loves it!
I just love her! Why don't you have a FB fan page?
facebook.com/groups/311452022560881/
Oh yes girl!!!
I would LOOOVE to see Alyssa's mom and grandma cuss a man out!!! lol
honestly driving in the DFW area is a nightmare, our highways were rated one of the deadliest places to drive... 😬
This is so funny!
I know the feeling of the hill omg I learned to drive a stick shift in California every stop sign there is on a dam hill FUCK!!! Lol
I got my license at 17 because I lived by myself not even 2 miles from my old house and was told I didn't have a bus on my route anymore.
I gots more love than words
this bitch is the best storyteller omg lmfao
she the only girl in this world who begged mother and neighbor to take her to school lol
Holy crap! Every queen I hung out with in the 90s drove a Mazda RX7. LOL
lollll that's awesome
I need a martini after that story. JAYZUS
Alyssa is the black woman I hope to be one day, lol
Dammmmmmn she had a RX7? Most people commenting probably aren’t car enthusiasts that’s a rare JDM car now go Alyssa yass
Wait!! I want to know if she has driven in LA?