its genuinly unreal and makes me so happy this podcast kept going, 10 years, i remember when you guys took that big break i was sad it was over then the comeback was awesome. thanks for keepin the podcast going for so long u 2, much has changed in the world but u guys are consistently one of the most enjoyable podcasts.
imagining Santa's workshop like Isengard with new elves growing like urukai, and presents being pumped out from workshops as they cut the ancient forest down is great.
Crendor's pause after Jesse explained the gag being that the kid's dad was Santa in the "I saw mommy kissing Santa" song almost made it seem as if that was the moment when Crendor first realized that Santa wasn't real.
Gonna be honest. I always took it as the mom banging santa behind the husband's back. I took it as the same vein of song as "Santa Baby". Never once considered it was the dad. lol
SO boys,-Sweden loves Donald Duck. He's their top selling comic book character, out doing superheroes, with a completely different cast of characters then the ones we know from Duck Tales. They didn't air that Christmas special one year and they country rioted. Apparently most of the world finds Donald (he's big in South America too) more relatable then Micky.
Top shelf Cox n Crendor with a refined style of the episodes of years past paired with the modern Jesse and Crendor for a delightful and pleasant good for the brain to shut off to provide laughter like back in the day. This is reminiscent of the episodes where you guys were talking about writing a series of comics and a young adult book series. The LA man and 80° torsoman as his sidekick are a new age Florida man story.
Small correction on the Dutch celebration, the children put a carrot in their shoes to give to the horse of sinterklaas, they get a small present or treat in return.
Weather Request for my hometown of Didsbury, Manchester, UK. Its a suburb of Manchester with a church (St. James Church) that was originally built in 1235, though the current building went through renovations and modifications in the 1600s and 1800s. For restaurants I recommend: The Didsbury Pub, Saints and Scholars The Khandoker (Indian) Zeugma (Turkish) Bella Vita (Italian) Neuve Tapas Bar (Spanish) Okitchen (Japanese/Korean)
you've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard the new fad taking middle earth by storm? thats right kids, get ready for saruman on a shelf! whether its baking cookies, or making an army of uruk hai, kids will LOVE the piercing gaze of sauron emanating from sarumans palantir! (burning gaze of sauron tree topper sold separately!)
weather request for my hometown of 8600 Silkeborg Denmark also known as Denmarks outdoor capital. Local eateries - Wok this way. - Jensens Bøfhus (Jensens Beefhouse) - Bones (what Danish people think a all american resturant looks like XD)
Hey Jesse and Crendor. Would you be able to cover my hometown of Xenia Ohio? It's nothing fancy, but has a restaurant with some of the best chicken wings.
Merry Yuletide! Here's my weather request for my hometown of Lycksele in Lapland, Sweden. We've got pizzerias, an ice -penis- pillar, a pointy O'Learys, and rockabillies hanging around with Evangelicals!
According to Wikipedia, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was written by 48 year old Tommie Conner and recorded in 1952 by a 13 year old Jimmy Boyd, and that there was a myth of the song being banned by the Roman Catholic Church for describing an adulterous encounter, with Boyd having to meet up with the Archdiocese of Boston to explain the joke to get it unbanned. (Of course no records of the ban nor meeting could be found...)
If you value your privacy, cash is the only way. Besides, cash is not the only item that's disgusting like that - everything is in a public setting. That dude with poopy fingers most likely touched like 30 things in 30 minutes, everything from door handles to counters, chairs, tables, etc. The secret is to always assume your hands are dirty once you touch anything in town and then you never use these dirty hands anywhere near your face or food without sanitizing/thoroughly washing them first. Unless you too want to have an itchy buttcrack.
Jesse & Crendor: If you want a great terrible movie that goes into Santa's origins, try Santa Claus: The Movie from 1986. It's got John Lithgow as the evil cigar-chomping toy company CEO trying to put Santa out of business. Very ridiculous movie and I'd love to hear your take on it.
TB singing Santa Baby must be the best christmas song ever.
its genuinly unreal and makes me so happy this podcast kept going, 10 years, i remember when you guys took that big break i was sad it was over then the comeback was awesome. thanks for keepin the podcast going for so long u 2, much has changed in the world but u guys are consistently one of the most enjoyable podcasts.
Oh my god, Crendor taking "mommy kissing Santa Claus" literally 😂
Uruk-Hai Santa elves spawning from candy puke needs to be an animation XD
imagining Santa's workshop like Isengard with new elves growing like urukai, and presents being pumped out from workshops as they cut the ancient forest down is great.
Yes, a Waxing Gibbous moon at 40:26.
Crendor's pause after Jesse explained the gag being that the kid's dad was Santa in the "I saw mommy kissing Santa" song almost made it seem as if that was the moment when Crendor first realized that Santa wasn't real.
Gonna be honest. I always took it as the mom banging santa behind the husband's back. I took it as the same vein of song as "Santa Baby". Never once considered it was the dad. lol
Timestamps
Start: 0:43
Traffic: 38:03
Weather: 39:00 (Davao City, Philippines)
Sports: 45:02
Fact(s) of the day: 46:18
Big news story: 50:45
SO boys,-Sweden loves Donald Duck. He's their top selling comic book character, out doing superheroes, with a completely different cast of characters then the ones we know from Duck Tales. They didn't air that Christmas special one year and they country rioted. Apparently most of the world finds Donald (he's big in South America too) more relatable then Micky.
The Italian witch is just a tipsy wine aunt lolol
Top shelf Cox n Crendor with a refined style of the episodes of years past paired with the modern Jesse and Crendor for a delightful and pleasant good for the brain to shut off to provide laughter like back in the day. This is reminiscent of the episodes where you guys were talking about writing a series of comics and a young adult book series.
The LA man and 80° torsoman as his sidekick are a new age Florida man story.
I absolutely must see an animated version of the Elf segment!
Small correction on the Dutch celebration, the children put a carrot in their shoes to give to the horse of sinterklaas, they get a small present or treat in return.
Merry Cren-Cox everyone!
Crenny Coxmas to you too
Merry Christmas to the CnC fanbase 🎉
Yes Crendor...that's the goof
Weather Request for my hometown of Didsbury, Manchester, UK.
Its a suburb of Manchester with a church (St. James Church) that was originally built in 1235, though the current building went through renovations and modifications in the 1600s and 1800s.
For restaurants I recommend:
The Didsbury Pub,
Saints and Scholars
The Khandoker (Indian)
Zeugma (Turkish)
Bella Vita (Italian)
Neuve Tapas Bar (Spanish)
Okitchen (Japanese/Korean)
I randomly heard this old Christmas song it was about Santa getting stuck in a girls chimney when he came . It just sounded so wrong.
Aww, the Disney Christmas Collection. My family has that CD, too. XD
You should do Principality of Sealand for weather... I'll let you figure the rest out 😂
Santa can just be old... look at Papa Smurf vs. all the other Smurfs
Missed opportunity for Skibideer
Click on 38:00 to come back to for me. Or click to skip the Netflix spoiler about two minutes before.
you've heard of elf on a shelf, but have you heard the new fad taking middle earth by storm? thats right kids, get ready for saruman on a shelf! whether its baking cookies, or making an army of uruk hai, kids will LOVE the piercing gaze of sauron emanating from sarumans palantir! (burning gaze of sauron tree topper sold separately!)
weather request for my hometown of 8600 Silkeborg Denmark also known as Denmarks outdoor capital.
Local eateries
- Wok this way.
- Jensens Bøfhus (Jensens Beefhouse)
- Bones (what Danish people think a all american resturant looks like XD)
Stephen Colbert had a good version of krimpus I his holiday video this year .
Burger guy doing the Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal lean.
Your mother's Playlist being disney from the sound of it might be a subtle hint that she wants grandchildren... or not, I really don't know 😂
I wonder if that burrito joint Jesse was talking about sold tortas. I can see someone high (maybe stupid) acting thinking of those as burgers.
I think that new lord of the rings thing was SPECIFICALLY about young Gandalf, but everybody got mad about it.....
Can't wait to watch this while grinding sum pokeymanz
Hey Jesse and Crendor. Would you be able to cover my hometown of Xenia Ohio? It's nothing fancy, but has a restaurant with some of the best chicken wings.
Merry Yuletide! Here's my weather request for my hometown of Lycksele in Lapland, Sweden. We've got pizzerias, an ice -penis- pillar, a pointy O'Learys, and rockabillies hanging around with Evangelicals!
I have a weather request for Timisoara, Romania since it's my fiancée's home country and she still lives there at the moment
Weather request: Seal Rock, Oregon
According to Wikipedia, "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" was written by 48 year old Tommie Conner and recorded in 1952 by a 13 year old Jimmy Boyd, and that there was a myth of the song being banned by the Roman Catholic Church for describing an adulterous encounter, with Boyd having to meet up with the Archdiocese of Boston to explain the joke to get it unbanned. (Of course no records of the ban nor meeting could be found...)
dont piss us canadians off jesse and crendor you will regret it
Jesse finds out cash is disgusting...one of the many reasons I've not used it in 20+ years :D
If you value your privacy, cash is the only way. Besides, cash is not the only item that's disgusting like that - everything is in a public setting. That dude with poopy fingers most likely touched like 30 things in 30 minutes, everything from door handles to counters, chairs, tables, etc. The secret is to always assume your hands are dirty once you touch anything in town and then you never use these dirty hands anywhere near your face or food without sanitizing/thoroughly washing them first. Unless you too want to have an itchy buttcrack.
Jesse & Crendor: If you want a great terrible movie that goes into Santa's origins, try Santa Claus: The Movie from 1986. It's got John Lithgow as the evil cigar-chomping toy company CEO trying to put Santa out of business. Very ridiculous movie and I'd love to hear your take on it.
Woh
No icelandic yule lads? 😂
Chi is not pronounced with the English ch sound. It’s more like a breathy k sound.