We Debated the 5 Worst Ways to Die Ft. Ian from Smosh • Top 5 Beatdown

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  • @watcher
    @watcher  Рік тому +209

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    • @soulmistin
      @soulmistin Рік тому +12

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    • @Zeruel132
      @Zeruel132 Рік тому +5

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    • @ICEV3N0M
      @ICEV3N0M Рік тому

      I wanna die turning ghost hunt by the ghost while Ryan is witnessing and freaking out and Shane would laugh next to him and holding him there and making him watch it :D

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 Рік тому

      Shane's list 🎉 I like zest

    • @kayanoelani9320
      @kayanoelani9320 Рік тому

      Strangled by my own child, though.. 🤷‍♀️

  • @mandimartin5521
    @mandimartin5521 Рік тому +3355

    I'm furious that Shane's #1 wasn't an avocado pit full of heroin.

    • @tklondon2818
      @tklondon2818 Рік тому +105

      Thank you!!! I was JUST thinking that Shane's list better contain "an avocado pit".

    • @beardiedragling9803
      @beardiedragling9803 Рік тому +2

      yeah me too

    • @ariadventures2289
      @ariadventures2289 Рік тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @alesmonggo2112
      @alesmonggo2112 Рік тому +101

      This is Shane's clone.....that's why he's not scared of avocados....he's scared another clone is coming for him

    • @kactus1889
      @kactus1889 Рік тому +9

      I was drinking my tea while reading this and it came out of my nose when I laughed 🥲😂

  • @briannagomez6034
    @briannagomez6034 Рік тому +4529

    Episode: *worst ways to die*
    Ian: “I’d love it if….”
    Ryan: “Ideally….”
    Shane: “Wouldn’t it be great if…”
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @what5475
      @what5475 Рік тому +291

      I was really confused watching this episode. They probably changed title.

    • @TheThem81
      @TheThem81 Рік тому +50

      Right. I’m 4 minutes in and quite confused.

    • @Kelly-uw1xr
      @Kelly-uw1xr Рік тому +172

      UA-cam probably didn’t allow “best way to die” as it could support self harm and so they changed

    • @dis8791
      @dis8791 Рік тому +111

      They introduce it as "top five ways to die" at the start, so yeah probably changed

    • @Rose-hh7mk
      @Rose-hh7mk Рік тому +49

      It's so funny to me that "dying of old age surrounded by loved ones" is apparently one of the worst ways to die haha

  • @yazminmercado5075
    @yazminmercado5075 Рік тому +6186

    This doesn’t seem like worst ways to die, it seems like favorite ways to die lmao

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo Рік тому +509

      I think it was titled wrong 🤣

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Рік тому +197

      I was calling it "Most Metal Ways to Die."

    • @Ddalgiichigo
      @Ddalgiichigo Рік тому +117

      I think Shane was doing the worst ways though 😂

    • @LadySKizo
      @LadySKizo Рік тому +70

      @@Ddalgiichigo but he wants all of them to happen to him lol

    • @fantastnicole
      @fantastnicole Рік тому +173

      It's kinda like they forgot mid- way what kind of they were supposed to be making Lol

  • @bunnyb1599
    @bunnyb1599 Рік тому +2571

    Shane: It's embarrassing to die, I don't want anybody to see me.
    Also Shane: I wanna get my neck snapped at the mall in front of everyone.

    • @Shesana
      @Shesana Рік тому +105

      I think the difference is that the old age one is his body failing him and the mall one is someone killing him in a dramatic way.

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому +39

      Also he said in unsolved (many times) that he would love his body to be left in the street to be pecked by vultures/dogs, or be thrown out the sky 💀

    • @EastmanEditing
      @EastmanEditing Рік тому +6

      @@dotdotdot...176 Also being "boated" would be people watching your body slowly be destroyed as you eventually die for entertainment...lol

  • @marmiteghost
    @marmiteghost Рік тому +3124

    *how this series started:* "no, this movie/cereal is better than this one!"
    *how this series is going:* shane describes being eaten alive by bugs in a shit filled boat sandwich

    • @CyberUK
      @CyberUK Рік тому +4

      😆

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Рік тому +31

      The sweet march of progress. Lol

    • @waywardmind
      @waywardmind Рік тому +25

      The natural, organic evolution of a series. 😆

    • @slicedfruitgirl
      @slicedfruitgirl Рік тому +5

      I had to skip through the boat talk 😅 I'm a little squeamish and I hate bugs

    • @OfficialSparklyPig
      @OfficialSparklyPig Рік тому

      If it were any other way, it wouldn't be S&R.

  • @Artsy_Insomniac
    @Artsy_Insomniac Рік тому +2354

    Very surprised “choking on an avocado pit” or “being injected with a lethal substance” weren’t on Shane’s list. The man is unpredictable.

  • @PoopSquares
    @PoopSquares Рік тому +4248

    I was 99% sure that Ryan or Shane would have “Playing the piano at a benefit in LA and pooping my pants while everyone applauds” somewhere in their top 5

    • @BanaBerri
      @BanaBerri Рік тому +96

      that was certainly one of the first things I thought of

    • @Ruby-jb6en
      @Ruby-jb6en Рік тому +83

      Oh my god that would have been such a great callback!

    • @munginosal2135
      @munginosal2135 Рік тому +86

      At least we got a DB cooper one (skydiving)

    • @madhatter5241
      @madhatter5241 Рік тому +9

      my memory’s horrible, where is it from?

    • @Lefty_loosey
      @Lefty_loosey Рік тому +60

      @@madhatter5241 it’s from the unsolved episode “ the villa montezuma mansion”

  • @TheOwlQueen
    @TheOwlQueen Рік тому +994

    Shane reads every entry in his list like it's the first time he's seen it

    • @irenerichmond6725
      @irenerichmond6725 Рік тому +12

      This is so true and so funny 😂

    • @tiahere8499
      @tiahere8499 Рік тому +37

      its like a dad when you open the gift he got for you

    • @dotdotdot...176
      @dotdotdot...176 Рік тому +2

      This is so true, deserves more likes 😂

  • @mauracataldo1381
    @mauracataldo1381 Рік тому +3349

    Shane: we're three deeply religious guys
    also Shane: yeah the first time I went to church my nose started gushing blood

    • @Th_Ghst_Kds1183
      @Th_Ghst_Kds1183 Рік тому +168

      And for this reason, I DO believe that Shane is part demon and part human.

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Рік тому +91

      I had a sore throat, yet was forced to go to church with a friend's family. When I took communion I choked on the wafer and the grape juice. 😂
      When it came time for everyone to walk around and greet each, no one talked to me. 😂🤷
      This is why I became a supervillain.

    • @tylercoburn6833
      @tylercoburn6833 Рік тому +5

      i'm glad im the 666th like to this comment

    • @victor_spade
      @victor_spade Рік тому +13

      @@Th_Ghst_Kds1183 demon truther shaniacs are gonna LOVE this one- (including me)

    • @RealBradMiller
      @RealBradMiller Рік тому +5

      @@tylercoburn6833 Your Church of Satan certificate is in the mail. 🤗🥰

  • @Greg_Was_Taken
    @Greg_Was_Taken Рік тому +941

    The fact that Ian himself was disgusted when Shane described the medieval boat torture method really says it all

  • @ladyoriza9327
    @ladyoriza9327 Рік тому +909

    Oh now you gotta get Ask A Mortician for top 5 worst ways to be buried after the top 5 worst ways to die

    • @worlddictionary9954
      @worlddictionary9954 Рік тому +39

      Yes !!!!! she did a video on the worst ways to die too. i want this crossover so bad lol

    • @lilykep
      @lilykep Рік тому +32

      Ask A Mortician's story about the guy who fell into the manhole and steamed to death slowly over hours haunts my nightmares.

    • @callingallcryptids2661
      @callingallcryptids2661 Рік тому +19

      I’d LOVE to see Caitlin on this show

    • @KatStrega
      @KatStrega Рік тому +5

      THIS IS THE BEST IDEA

    • @clairvaux8459
      @clairvaux8459 Рік тому +6

      That would be the most unexpected youtube crossover for me lmao

  • @viiviviviiv
    @viiviviviiv Рік тому +314

    ryan: my best reference to being electrocuted is home alone.
    ryan: *tells a story about being personally electrocuted*

  • @sethharris813
    @sethharris813 Рік тому +1395

    I love how Shane started channeling the Professor while describing "boats."

    • @therealJamieJoy
      @therealJamieJoy Рік тому +6

      I still don't understand "Boats." We need a diagram.

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Рік тому

      @@therealJamieJoy I got you. Give this a watch. It's short and entertaining. The "boats" torture is known as scaphism and was practiced by the Persians. And holy crap were they top notch torturers.
      ua-cam.com/video/2IDQZXRM3WI/v-deo.html

    • @DJ-iu5bb
      @DJ-iu5bb Рік тому +11

      im pretty sure he missed out like dont Hornets also start getting attracted to you and start stinging you as well also you start throwing up Poop too I think

    • @shannonstibor6967
      @shannonstibor6967 Рік тому +13

      I just want some sort of boat merchandise with "but, uh, I love milk". And only those of us who have seen this episode know the reference 😆

    • @sethharris813
      @sethharris813 Рік тому

      @@DJ-iu5bb I hadn't heard about the fecal vomiting thing but it wouldn't surprise me. For sure on the hornets though.

  • @aerocarnie
    @aerocarnie Рік тому +871

    It's so strangely touching--in typical ghoulboy fashion--that Shane can't imagine Ryan being a bad father even in an alternate strangled-by-child universe. It's the kid who would have to be evil, not Ryan!

  • @raediation3016
    @raediation3016 Рік тому +670

    ryan saying he wanted to fall at terminal velocity into a crowded area made me mad because my number 1 worst way to die is being crushed by a falling body.

    • @6nomemory6
      @6nomemory6 Рік тому +13

      chances are slim to none as long as you're not standing close to the high building with someone who is about to unalive themselves (it did make the news)

    • @TheMedicatedArtist
      @TheMedicatedArtist Рік тому +8

      @@6nomemory6Basically, avoid urban areas or buildings taller than like, three stories.

    • @ZannaZatanna1
      @ZannaZatanna1 Рік тому +17

      *Ryan reading this and aiming straight for you next time he goes sky-diving*

  • @magnusaul
    @magnusaul Рік тому +444

    shane leaving ian speechless with the boat thing is so funny to me

  • @UncannySwan
    @UncannySwan Рік тому +1232

    Best part of this episode is Shane acting his heart out pretending to care about Raid lol

    • @ferisera
      @ferisera Рік тому +53

      I had to rewatch this and pay extra attention to the Raid ad. Shane got SO into the Sylvan Watchers.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 Рік тому +59

      Everyone who has to play out a Raid sponsor deserves an oscar

    • @ONKVP
      @ONKVP Рік тому +19

      I thought you were talking about the anti-cockroach spray....

    • @dylanmahaffey8920
      @dylanmahaffey8920 Рік тому +15

      I hope some day a girl can pretend to love me as much as Shane pretended to love Raid Shadow Legends.

    • @roguetheotter
      @roguetheotter Рік тому +1

      i had that thought lmao. honestly hilarious

  • @Scrofar
    @Scrofar Рік тому +862

    Ryan: I'm a sentimental guy, I would like to be surrounded by loved ones when I pass
    Shane: I want people to witness my neck breaking in front of the mall pretzels

  • @peanutbutter4741
    @peanutbutter4741 Рік тому +332

    "Mine is just things I've thought about a lot." THE SILENCE 😭

  • @ashwilkins5947
    @ashwilkins5947 Рік тому +176

    Ian being shocked and horrified by ‘Boats’ really proves that the Ghoul Boys (specifically Shane) knew who was coming in and prepped properly, because I was pretty convinced he would bring in the worst stuff.

  • @sdrawkcabemdaer5
    @sdrawkcabemdaer5 Рік тому +2101

    You know it's going to be a good episode when it starts with a content warning 😂

    • @CGZollars
      @CGZollars Рік тому +18

      It’s probably Shane’s fault they needed a content warning cause of his boat torture death rant lol

    • @SunnyBJ
      @SunnyBJ Рік тому +7

      Of course it's the episode with Ian in it 🤣

  • @beardiedragling9803
    @beardiedragling9803 Рік тому +289

    I love how Shane is always so suprised by reading his own list, like he didn't even know what he wrote

  • @woschaebedip
    @woschaebedip Рік тому +441

    Shane is the only one who did the assignment, the others are doing "BEST Ways to Die" and this bothers me more than it should

    • @therealJamieJoy
      @therealJamieJoy Рік тому +32

      Seriously, yes. Then Shane veered off into "Clones" and it seemed as if his list became "best."

    • @user-kd6vg1vi9u
      @user-kd6vg1vi9u Рік тому +123

      I think they were going for just 'top ways to die' or 'most spectacular ways to die' and the video got mistitled

    • @JMP-s2p
      @JMP-s2p Рік тому +64

      Ryan says the correct topic at the beginning of the video, it was apparently mistitled

    • @robinnn777
      @robinnn777 Рік тому +1

      seriously, i've barely started and i'm already annoyed lol

    • @danielledavis9335
      @danielledavis9335 Рік тому +2

      For real! Surrounded by your loved ones??? Oooh what a nightmarish way to die

  • @missalii4792
    @missalii4792 Рік тому +180

    You know who would be good for this: Ask a Mortician. She would even be able to tell us stories of what she has seen or learned in mortuary school

  • @NashtyNation
    @NashtyNation Рік тому +300

    See, the problem with Shane telling Ian about the Boats thing is that now Ian is going to find all the information possible on this and start talking about it in his day to day life, dooming all his friends.
    I love it.

  • @zzing8496
    @zzing8496 Рік тому +148

    Watching Shane make Ian cringe in horror when describing his boat death method was so satisfying... Ian finally got a taste of his own medicine lol

  • @Emma-yn9op
    @Emma-yn9op Рік тому +306

    Personally I like the idea of being the first person to discover a monster and it taking me out brutally quickly, but leaving behind my remains and some kind of clue that all is not what it seems, essentially starting the plot of a horror movie/monster-slaying show

    • @_Moe
      @_Moe Рік тому +10

      Okay this is the winner for me for sure. I'd love to die like this.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 Рік тому +4

      I'd like a meteor to bring about the second dino wipe out. Ever since I read how quick and brutal and not-hollywood it would be I've been fascinated.

    • @ThinlyCut90
      @ThinlyCut90 Рік тому +1

      Damn, that is a great way to die.

    • @Red_Ghost85
      @Red_Ghost85 Рік тому +1

      I had a similar idea to this one. Mine was being eaten by a rediscovered/reemerging Megaladon. Also, I’m both fascinated and terrified of sharks and the ocean.

  • @jessicalewis5406
    @jessicalewis5406 Рік тому +87

    I think Shane is the only one who fully understood the "worst" part of the assignment

  • @kidsmagginni1679
    @kidsmagginni1679 Рік тому +772

    This is the perfect video to do with Ian, he loves talking about bummers, perfect guest choice.

    • @bratprica6383
      @bratprica6383 Рік тому +85

      ''Another bummer, another bummer by Ian Hecox from Smosh.''

    • @Liv_buggy
      @Liv_buggy Рік тому +15

      @@bratprica6383 I was so hoping someone would comment this

    • @Scrofar
      @Scrofar Рік тому +16

      I'm even more impressed that Shane shocked Ian abouut the boats thing, Ian's definitely going to be talking about it to someone at the Smosh office lol

  • @xiumilk
    @xiumilk Рік тому +68

    i think it says so much that we're all like "they're definitely doing BEST ways to die" but there's like a 50/50 split on whether 1) shane didn't get the memo and is doing the worst or 2) shane IS doing his best ways to die. what an enigma this man is

    • @mekaylaowo1928
      @mekaylaowo1928 Рік тому +5

      i think he’s absolutely doing his best, he wants people to be horrified

  • @myfavoritedemons
    @myfavoritedemons Рік тому +290

    genuinely surprised that being cannibalized wasn’t on shane’s list

  • @briellebrubacher7093
    @briellebrubacher7093 Рік тому +47

    This has to be the most iconic old gen/new gen youtube collaboration ever; Shayne and Ryan talking about death with the dead-talk man himself, Ian Hecox.

  • @moiranewman6714
    @moiranewman6714 Рік тому +162

    ryan instinctively knowing that gemini shane isn’t who he seems simply because he believes in ghosts is so 💀

  • @17cryptic17
    @17cryptic17 Рік тому +34

    First of all, Ian is the perfect guest for this lmoa
    Secondly Ryan talking about dying naturally surrounded by loved ones and he says "I am... D.B... Cooper." That fucking got me lmao

  • @Fuchswinter
    @Fuchswinter Рік тому +205

    Why do I feel like these lists were each done on completely different premises?😂

    • @NataliaLidia_06
      @NataliaLidia_06 Рік тому +1

      I feel like this isn't top anything, it's just ways to die lmao
      Edit: typo

  • @AgeOfSynn
    @AgeOfSynn Рік тому +31

    I can't believe more people aren't bringing up Shane doing a perfect recreation of the Marv scream at 8:34.

  • @megantholin8705
    @megantholin8705 Рік тому +97

    I’ll never remember the day when I was working at the county shelter giving the quarantine dogs their meds and another tech all nonchalantly said “oh, those are the two dogs that ate their owner”. Two cute as hell tiny chihuahuas.

    • @6nomemory6
      @6nomemory6 Рік тому +13

      it's always the damn chihuahuas

    • @medea__witchhh
      @medea__witchhh Рік тому +3

      NOO WHATTT

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Рік тому +20

      ok but was the owner dead first tho? if so understandable

  • @BryerArtStudios
    @BryerArtStudios Рік тому +54

    I love how this turned into their ideal ways to die lmfao

  • @emilymorgan1994
    @emilymorgan1994 Рік тому +413

    this is the BEST episode Ian could've possibly been on👏🏼

  • @chestersnap
    @chestersnap Рік тому +38

    Ian's "did it cure your depression" was such a good question. Love the subtle dig at electrotherapy. I know it works for some people but it was way overused to the point of being abusive more than anything

    • @boybutch
      @boybutch Рік тому +2

      it’s not actual electrocutions. it’s way different, u don’t feel any pain. and i’ve met more people it’s help than it hasn’t, plus how it is a abusive? i’m talking about modern day, not what they used to do. i’m genuinely curious if there’s a way it has been abusive (again, in current times) that i’m just not aware of.

  • @mariharrison1332
    @mariharrison1332 Рік тому +71

    Shane's absolutely CHAOTIC vocal inflections during the ads always kills me lol

  • @heleno-b1567
    @heleno-b1567 Рік тому +11

    My aunt actually did die skydiving - her chute got tangled with someone else and they both unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your perspective) died on impact - and honestly what Ryan said about coming to terms with it in that brief moment before impact - around 15-30 seconds from memory for her - is a nice thought.

  • @ImNotCrazy829
    @ImNotCrazy829 Рік тому +89

    5. Explosion. I mean come on, it's a classic. The spectacle, the pizzazz, the drama. So many ways it could have occurred. Was it a bomb? Was it an accident? Was I targeted? The stories that spectators would be able to tell.
    4. Guillotine/beheading. What a unique experience. There's been experiments done to show that the head is still aware to some extent after removal. Would I be able to see the parts of my body I've never seen without a mirror or camera?
    3. Spontaneous human combustion. Another unique experience. The mystery of it all. Leaving behind nothing but ashes alongside a foot or an arm that was untouched by the flames. People questioning if anyone was behind it, or how it happened in the first place.
    2. Volcanic eruption. I'm talking Vesuvius, I'm talking Pompeii. To be surrounded by my friends or family as we accept our impending deaths. To be entombed in a lover's embrace. To be uncovered thousands of years later by a future civilization.
    1. Apocalypse. We get to live in an incredible time seeing things humanity has never seen: the internet, space travel, etc. I would love to be alive to see humanity's definitive last moment. Doesn't matter if it's an asteroid or a solar flare or something we did to ourselves. To die at the finale of the human race would be the ultimate way to die.

    • @medea__witchhh
      @medea__witchhh Рік тому +6

      based list

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Рік тому +3

      absolutely heartbroken that falling into a volcano was not on anyone’s list

    • @Amazinglexi3
      @Amazinglexi3 Рік тому +1

      Love your list! I also have spontaneous combustion on mine

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Рік тому

      @@sunsun5005 try living in islands country that one of it's volcano almost made the earth's 2nd ice age.

    • @tbarnes4403
      @tbarnes4403 Рік тому

      Love this XD

  • @icimsn
    @icimsn Рік тому +16

    putting ian on this particular episode is perfect. only thing better would be like "top five biggest natural disasters ever" or "top five reasons your plane will crash"

  • @wiets90
    @wiets90 Рік тому +190

    Choosing Ian 'The King of Bummers' Hecox for this episode is just perfect

  • @gilly_axolotl
    @gilly_axolotl Рік тому +17

    Can't wait for Ian to inform the rest of the Smosh crew about the boat torturing at the most inopportune time now

  • @musicismylife1881
    @musicismylife1881 Рік тому +88

    20:30 Shane's face after Ryan talks about his own seed LMAOOO

  • @calliope720
    @calliope720 Рік тому +12

    The different vibes in each list are so confusing that I can only guess that the prompt was just a vague "how would you want to die" and it ended up being a split between "I want to die in the best way possible" and "I want to die in the gnarliest but most memorable way possible"

  • @normalstories8540
    @normalstories8540 Рік тому +210

    Of course Ian would join this episode

    • @TheRandomSandwiches
      @TheRandomSandwiches Рік тому

      @I'll say when it's time It's a spam link, I guess, but it's not a damn food video for once. The video they linked is about feeding cats.

  • @kitcat2264
    @kitcat2264 Рік тому +37

    shane's #5 following up ryan's is the funniest thing ever it was so wholesome then BOOM neck snap iconic

  • @QilleWolf
    @QilleWolf Рік тому +319

    For a second I thought Ryan’s number one pick was gonna turn into a pregnancy announcement 😂

    • @jasminvalerie
      @jasminvalerie Рік тому +36

      Ok the amount of times he brought up family and kids, I was totally expecting a pregnancy announcement 😂😂

    • @sunsun5005
      @sunsun5005 Рік тому

      I had this moment but with the lower thirds bio

  • @reloreo2899
    @reloreo2899 Рік тому +33

    Shane's medieval 2 boats, milk and honey torture one is going to haunt my thoughts for a while. I physically recoiled while he was describing it.

    • @professionalvampire1
      @professionalvampire1 4 місяці тому

      According to an ancient Greek historian, a man named Mithradates, who was sentenced to the boats, suffered for 17 days before finally dying. He said that for the last 3 days the man's face was completely covered by wasps.

  • @RillaGorilla420
    @RillaGorilla420 Рік тому +41

    Ryan: “What makes you interested in dying?”
    Me: “Life”

    • @nurlindafsihotang49
      @nurlindafsihotang49 Рік тому

      Hear hear! (With gLass of straight whisky...needed to be drunk lest i'll stab someone)

  • @kgoofy3297
    @kgoofy3297 Рік тому +13

    Love the callback to Ryan not knowing humans can clone things in 2017, one of the iconic Ryan moments I think

  • @Miranda50709
    @Miranda50709 Рік тому +126

    Why do I get the impression Ian thought it was 'the best ways to die'? He sounds so excited about some of these.

    • @plontulublalulu
      @plontulublalulu Рік тому +24

      It is "top 5 ways to die" which can interpreted a number of ways

    • @therealJamieJoy
      @therealJamieJoy Рік тому +4

      They all do!! Except "Boats" which I don't actually understand and am hoping for a diagram.

    • @worlddictionary9954
      @worlddictionary9954 Рік тому +4

      ask a mortician did a video on this called worst way to die, she even drew a diagram

  • @jessw391
    @jessw391 Рік тому +39

    Shane acting out all the scenarios is making me crack up🤣🤣

  • @spectershadow05
    @spectershadow05 Рік тому +18

    once on space mountain the guy in front of me lost his hat to the wind and i caught it in the dark soley on touch
    i returned it to him at the end of the ride
    one of the greatest moments i'll never live up to

  • @Andrew-ez9gm
    @Andrew-ez9gm Рік тому +11

    I thought there was a deeper irony in 'rescue dogs' - like you'd gotten lost and they use the dogs to find you...only when they DO find you, the dogs eat you instead.

  • @jordanpruitt5497
    @jordanpruitt5497 Рік тому +73

    the guests this season have been so superior

  • @roguetheotter
    @roguetheotter Рік тому +8

    "i think it would be lovely if we all got incinerated together" is such a shane quote and im so very here for it.

  • @sydneywilliamss14
    @sydneywilliamss14 Рік тому +57

    Ian really does know how to bring down the mood, especially with the ravages of time. love him

  • @hyvnglvrd
    @hyvnglvrd Рік тому +11

    never thought id see ian so shocked by a type of death he chooses not to ask anymore questions. gg shane

  • @BunchaNothin
    @BunchaNothin Рік тому +87

    I'm so confused for the logic of many of these choices. Some are honestly the worst way to die, others are reasonable or good ways.

    • @uni8514
      @uni8514 Рік тому +20

      P sure it got mistitled and is just “top ways to die”

    • @emilybaker3703
      @emilybaker3703 Рік тому

      Yeah I was feeling confused too, was scrolling the comments to see if anyone felt the same way.

  • @jaws8621
    @jaws8621 Рік тому +8

    Is Shane the only one who got that it was supposed to be worst ways to die... Then just improvise it like these are his preferred ways of dying? I'm impressed.

  • @taprobanna
    @taprobanna Рік тому +41

    Kinda surprised Ryan didn't include "getting torn apart by trees" since in the St. Olga Puppet History episode he said it would've been a cool way to go

    • @kuroinokitsune
      @kuroinokitsune Рік тому

      Also can be (and was) done with horses by the way

    • @taprobanna
      @taprobanna Рік тому +2

      @@kuroinokitsune I would have expected Shane to pick that instead of boats lmao

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi Рік тому +12

    The image of a blood covered Shane asking for a magnet showing Ryan's grisly death is so funny to me and idk why

  • @AshleWilkerson
    @AshleWilkerson Рік тому +98

    FUN FACT: when you fall at a fast enough speed, hitting water is the same as hitting concrete.

    • @tybronx2446
      @tybronx2446 Рік тому +11

      Imagine a pool with just kids having a good time and then something smashes into the water at mach speed and the water immediately turns into a red flood like the elevator scene from The Shinning 🤣

    • @insertclevername07
      @insertclevername07 Рік тому +6

      I believe Mythbusters tested it and found that even at terminal velocity, there is a difference-- but you're very dead either way.

  • @alexeifiore8573
    @alexeifiore8573 Рік тому +10

    As a long time fan of smosh, I really shouldn't expected anything else from ian putting that as his number 5 right out the gate, but somehow I did.

  • @brookeb4563
    @brookeb4563 Рік тому +32

    the fact that there's a content warning at the beginning of the episode and the fact that Ian Hecox is the guest makes a lot of sense

  • @hollyward1838
    @hollyward1838 Рік тому +14

    Shane’s boat one made me think of that puppet history episode where the propeller sings about chopping people up. That one both traumatized me and made me laugh my ass off

  • @allie6758
    @allie6758 Рік тому +33

    I had to recheck the title wasn’t best ways to die after I saw a few of their answers they seemed too happy about them 😂

  • @lillykeim6741
    @lillykeim6741 Рік тому +24

    Oh my gods. They got sponsored by raid AND collared with smosh. They finally did it. They have become too powerful.
    Also, is Ryan’s necklace an ancient Egyptian talisman-

  • @electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt
    @electriccc.glypphh.arttttttttt Рік тому +55

    never thought this would be a top 5 beatdown ep but im here for it, it’s also the perfect one for ian to be on

  • @raychaelgiesbrecht4570
    @raychaelgiesbrecht4570 Рік тому +10

    When Ian said rescue dogs I thought for sure he meant dogs that are coming to rescue you (like search and rescue) and the dog just said “nah not this one”

  • @Travel_with_Gigi
    @Travel_with_Gigi Рік тому +21

    Love when Shane started listing dead people and couldn't make anymore than Bob ross and Betty white. Truly those are the only ones that matter

  • @camloch
    @camloch Рік тому +8

    God, that boat torture fact is definitely going to make an appearance on Smosh as a random depressing factoid

  • @peachy-frog
    @peachy-frog Рік тому +53

    Ian was the perfect guest! LETSGO BUMMER KING!!!

  • @EmilyB48
    @EmilyB48 Рік тому +1

    5. Individual theme park accident
    4. Being frozen in ice and then rediscovered in 1000s of years
    3. Eating something I’m allergic to that is also delicious
    2. Fighting off an evil person and biting their ear off Mike-Tyson style
    1. Bridge to Teribithia style

  • @pythonkatie1985
    @pythonkatie1985 Рік тому +24

    I'm actually shocked that Ian didn't know about that boat torture method.

    • @SamRabbitx
      @SamRabbitx Рік тому +3

      You know he's gonna research the hell out of it later.

  • @cscha101
    @cscha101 Рік тому +13

    Why is this my favorite episode? The moment the boats came out, I couldn’t stop smiling 😂😂

  • @siiri8902
    @siiri8902 Рік тому +23

    I've been watching so much Smosh content lately and the Watcher boys are long time favs, this collab came at a perfect time! What a good topic choice for an Ian appearance too lmao

    • @kalyguti24
      @kalyguti24 Рік тому

      Right! I have as well this is exciting

  • @Menagerie_OS
    @Menagerie_OS Рік тому +2

    11:17 nah its just ryan landing on the chicago bean. right in the center. except instead of exploding, you just hear a loud "PING"

  • @kleppers3636
    @kleppers3636 Рік тому +51

    Of course Ian’s on the episode with a content warning LOL

  • @parkchimchimstolemyheart
    @parkchimchimstolemyheart Рік тому +1

    Shane keeps adding to the lore that he's an immortal demon that decided to hang out and terrorise ghosts with all the choices he makes

  • @louisatrey5725
    @louisatrey5725 Рік тому +25

    I feel like no one is giving Shane's brilliant instinctual Daniel Day Lewis impression at 05:50 nearly the hype it deserves.

    • @heatweve
      @heatweve Рік тому +3

      oh my god you're right i didn't notice

  • @d25102
    @d25102 Рік тому +2

    20:18 choosing the name damien for the bit is super funny

  • @Alismeee
    @Alismeee Рік тому +21

    It feels so weird to see your favorite youtuber when you were 7 and your current favorite youtuber in the same video, its kinda like when your ex and your new significant other are in the same room together.😭

  • @exhaustedeloise
    @exhaustedeloise Рік тому +6

    i thought ian’s ‘pack of rescue dogs’ meant that he was stranded on a mountain or something and a pack of search and rescue dogs were looking for him, found him, and then ate him lmao

  • @SLAYJENSEN
    @SLAYJENSEN Рік тому +35

    I’m so ready for this video lmao 😭😭 I can’t be the only one who would love to see more Watcher/Smosh collabs lmao

  • @tristancreed
    @tristancreed Рік тому +1

    The buses we have near my work place have this one unintentional feature wherein when you touch the metallic parts before getting off, you'll feel a sudden numbing shock. 😂

  • @FinneganTheCaptain
    @FinneganTheCaptain Рік тому +19

    Yeah the Bummer King!!! Ian is the best choice for this episode. He is amazing at sharing all the bummers of the world.

  • @geordieghoulette7142
    @geordieghoulette7142 11 місяців тому +1

    There was a case in the UK a few years ago where a frozen stowaway fell from underneath a plane, into someone's back garden. Apparently they exploded on impact. Pretty grim

  • @adv4287
    @adv4287 Рік тому +18

    I’m so glad they keep talking about that space scene in magic school bus it scarred me too and no one ever talks about it 😂😂😂I feel validated

  • @cif.2016
    @cif.2016 Рік тому +3

    I was trapped on space mountain for a solid 2 hours as a kid, and we were at a horrible angle mid-drop. I remember being small enough to be able to wiggle around in my seat which made my mom think I might fall.

  • @yourneighborlypsycho
    @yourneighborlypsycho Рік тому +26

    shocker that Ryan didn't put being eaten by a bear smh

  • @slimjimmy5159
    @slimjimmy5159 Рік тому +2

    1. Saltwater crocodile
    2. Lightning
    3. Assassinated
    4. Tied up and thrown in a river (never found)
    5. Sky diving accident
    I made this before watching the video

  • @SableyeCJ
    @SableyeCJ Рік тому +43

    Anyone remember Shane talking about how he didn’t want to get squished to death…probably my favorite idea, that’s definitely be one of my top five to watch happen

  • @clairvaux8459
    @clairvaux8459 Рік тому +6

    One time, I did a google research about medieval torture tactics (idk, I write), so thanks Shane for reviving that particular memory 😩 Suppressed for years but all for naught

  • @ambernicholson6307
    @ambernicholson6307 Рік тому +7

    I feel like this episode was made for me specifically and can’t believe no one had sent through a wood chipper feet first. Fast, crazy painful way to go but what a gory spectacle. Bits everywhere.