vlog l cut my hair off, home time, etc olivia jade
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- Опубліковано 17 вер 2024
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i love how active you’ve been! your videos radiate such comfort! hope you’re doing well!
0:30 she's also a picker, grinner, lover, and a sinner
She plays her music in the sun.
She's a joker, she's a smoker, she's a midnight toker
gets her lovin' on the run, I hear.
0:22 Mission Control, we have identified the 🛸 *_MOTHER CHIP._* 🛸
Olivia is a *_CHIP_* off the ol' block.
Where Olivia's rowing career is concerned, that *_CHIP_* has sailed. ⛵
Rick Singer knows, _loose lips sink _*_CHIPS_*
_Friend _*_CHIP_* goals! 😍
After paying the court-ordered fines, Mossimo is a total *_CHIP-skate._*
0:12 A _bunch of bologna_ from Lori, again. I'm sensing a theme here.
Dude, that's salami.
@@_Ryan-M.. Well, that one went right _over your head._ Anyway, it's still treif.
@@Rob.B.aka.Body_Model I have no head, duh. Shomer Shabbos!
@@_Ryan-M.. Lol.
@@_Ryan-M.. Schnorrer Loughlin.
0:34 Shiksas making latke! Works for me.
Hashem yishmor.
Pyro Shields/Troy will post a recycled racist reply in 3...2...1...
Lori kept her guns! 0:12 Prison iron did a lady right.
Cue awkward *_Troy/Pyro Shields_* reply in 3...2...1
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Did you mean _prison irony?_
Those tacos 6:48 are _too cool for school._
How's collagen?
How should I know?
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whenever you post you make my weeeek, so calming and appreciate you and your content!! sending love to anyone reading this
Thanks!
Thank you.
Thanks. Right back at you.
Love received. Thanks so much!
Thank you!
Ngôi nhà mới của bạn thật đẹp. Anh luyện *Võ* giấu quả *Quất* ở đâu?
I'm wondering 🤔 how
Much money 💰 🤑
AUNT BECKY paid, too
Get her pass 6th grade. $$.
Aren't you the creepy little fella from Georgia aka *TROY* that everyone is warning me about? 🤔
@@PyroShields Aren't you the creepy _old_ fella?
Jesus!
😆@@PyroShields
Olivia shares snacks with *Christian Hollings* 0:22 , then hops on her bike 3:24 . This is the closest anyone has ever come to a *_RAD_* sequel!
It took ages to get into the shape seen in my profile pic. Copy/pasting from internet supplement ads takes longer than you think.
Typical *N* doesn't believe in hard work so he results in steaIing. Nothing new here.
@@PyroShields You don't believe in new material. As far as your replies go, nothing new there either.
@@PyroShields 🤣
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@@PyroShields JESUS!
5:13 I work at that Starbucks! That is so cool!
Pyro Shields will reply with an awkward "compensating for something" racist reply.
Like clockwork, Pyro Shields replies in 3...2...1...
The reports of the rainbow Troys' deletion are greatly exaggerated.
Pyro Shields, in a reply, please state what you "wannabe," and how you describe yourself.
Wannabe white. Dum N 🤣
Roger that.
Omg Olivia the haircut i like it
*Olivia Jade's redeeming qualities:*
*1.* She looks a bit like Lori Loughlin.
*2.* (silence).
*3.* (crickets chirping).
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Like CLOCKwork, *Pyro Shields/Troy* will now respond with his racist/your mom/personal info reply.
*Pyro Shields* replies in 3...2...1...
0:36 *_Taters_* gonna *_tate._*
0:04 Milo the Easter puppy. I love it.🐰🐶🐕
I'd give you my thoughts on the matter but, you know, I have no head.
My shrink says the reason I talk to myself because my mom entertains strange men.
I'm talking to Jesus!
@@Alexis_Woods._. Hey there.
"Do, or do not.
There is no Troy." _TroYoda._
Toyota?
My shrink says the reason I talk to myself because my mom entertains strange men.
Jesus Christ!
@@_Savannah.Pascoe._ Yes, that's me. What's up?
@@Body_Model 😆
Lori! 0:11 She looks beautiful and vibrant, as always!
Olivia was Mossimo's _fastest rowing _*_seed._*
Lori used the coupon code OLIVIAJADE for 20% off the intelligence of her first kid.
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I'd give you my thoughts on this vlog but, you know, I have *no head.*
My shrink says the reason I talk to myself because my mom entertains strange men.
@@Body_Model 🤣
@@Body_Model Jesus!
In a predictable fashion, Pyro Shields will reply with his unimaginative racist reply. See for yourself, he's lacking in the brains dept.
Wannabe white. Dum N 🤣
👆Truly predictable.👆 Yawn.🥱
@@PyroShields 😆
@@PyroShields LMAO. You still _suck._
Santa Barbara looks beautiful. I will definitely try to visit.
3:16 Why is your nose red?
Why do *N* smell? 🤔
@@PyroShields Your upper lip and behind both stink.
@@Thomas_Qs_Torso What's the difference, it's the same smell.
@@PyroShields Wow, self-analingus. You are _truly flexible._
@@PyroShields 😆
Olivia is beautiful and her personality is very relaxed.
I feed and care for chickens, it's my job.
So, you're a chicken tender?
Why do *N* eat so much chicken? 🤔
@@PyroShields You didn't get the joke. Not surprised.
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JESUS!!
1% _cut my hair off,_ 1% _home time,_ 98% *_etc olivia jade._* That's her brand.
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Wow you look so much like your beautiful Mama especially w the hair cut. Very nice Olivia.
Can someone please call my mom to pick me up at CVS?
Call Rick Singer.
@@xmuta Too expensive. I think Uber would be less than $500k.
Sure, your mom asked if you remembered her cat food and 2 gallons of bourbon.
@@Scott_Killins..__ Why do Georgian N drink bourbon? 🤔
@@PyroShields Did you at least remember the cat food?
can we do this type of video every week and can't wait for your makeup brand release :)!!!
I wish you filmed your haircut as that was a huge transformation 😭😭 love the vid! Missed watching your GRWM makeup in the mornings 💜
Tacos, a bowl of avocados, and a handful of _Seed._* Better light *_two_* candles! ))💨 😮
Pyro Shields will not post his recycled *_racist_* reply, for the 100th time. Like a broken record, very predictable. ))💨☁ 😮
Wannabe white. Dum N 🤣
@@PyroShields You said that already.
@@PyroShields You lost. You were humiliated and are now too timid to post another awkward comment.
There has got to be more than you just looking at yourself
With my body I can't stop looking at myself either.
There’s rowing.
@@Body_Model Well, that makes one of us.
Nope, there is nothing more. That's her brand.
There is plenty more to life, but Olivia *doesn't know how to do anything else.*
Somebody is stoned
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Wine-Olivia
Dude, I _have_ to be stoned to watch this garbage.
Dude, I have to be stoned when my mom is in the next room entertaining a client.
@@Body_Model Trust me, when you're there, the client has to be stoned before he enters the room.
Awesome vlog Olivia see you in next one love you zoo
Olivia, how do you like my sweet abs? I find them awesome.
My mom's Tuesday boyfriend has nice abs. He's always around my house with his shirt off.
@@Body_Model and, clearly, you're totally into him. 🧩Another piece of the puzzle falls into place. 🧩
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@@Body_Model 😆
4:27 Olivia finally talks candidly about the Varsity Blues college _candle._
She will now apologize for the college _sandal._
@@Scott_Killins..__ About time. She should apologize for those low-grade *Prada* knockoffs. Pee-yew.
Let's see what predictable CLOCKwork Pyro Shields/Troy has to say.
She'll post an awkward *_N,_* personal info, ur mom reply in 3...2...1...
Yeah, she wishes she'd attended a Crew race 🏁 🙄
And learn what side to row 🚣♂️ from.
On her bike, Olivia looks just like the star of the movie *_R A D!_*
My abs and Olivia's rowing skills are _equally substantiated._
My shrink says the reason I talk to myself because my mom entertains strange men.
@@Body_Model You don't get the jokes, do you?
@@Body_Model Forget the shrink, spend that money on an English tutor.
@@Body_Model 🤣
@@Body_Model 😆
Where’s the rowing videos?
0:06 _Proverbs_ 31:6
If you are not smart enough to pass third-grade *_spelling,_* reply with the one letter of the alphabet you _do_ remember.
@@_Emily.Jane123__ N
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Sweet yellow bike, bro. Olivia has found the most efficient way to _pedal her lies._
Oy gevalt! can you *not* with the puns?
She got her bike from a _wheeler dealer_ named Lori.
Like her bike, Olivia's crashed career was a _chain reaction._
Due to her wine addiction, Olivia can't _handle bars._
If Olivia has too much of the Seed synbiotics, she's going to leave _skid marks._
*Pyro Shields,* how does your *_parole officer_* describe his _challenging_ work with you?
Teaching a N not to steaI.
@@PyroShields Pyro Shields will delete his reply in 3...2...1...
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Oouu the blush 🫣🫣🫣 neeeeed it liv
*_New hair!_* Olivia always was a huge fan of the *_shortcut._*
Great, now we have to explain the pun to *_Pyro Shields/Troy._* Next up, he'll be begging for an explanation. 🙄
Why are you such a crazy troll-don’t you have anything more productive to do with your life? It just seems so….sad.
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Your short hair looks so beautiful! And I know how it feels when you get your hair cut, especially if you know you truly need it but you know it’s gonna take a while for your hair to grow longer again…..My hair used to be so long, and then I had to get it cut, I personally hate short hair on myself (I think I look ugly with short hair) but on other people it looks beautiful.
Olivia is a HUUUGE fan of *_shortcuts._*
I work for City of Montecito. The city does not officially recognize Olivia Jade as a self-supporting adult.
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USC is so lucky to have you.
Getting old! I think she’s doing great! You go to college to make a living right?
@@PastleLif3 I'm just troIIing with my SL account 🤣
@@PastleLif3 - I go for the parties and rowing.
@@PastleLif3 Incorrect. College is for rowing, partying, and fun. Whoever heard of attending college to *accomplish* anything?
We don’t do that; not on *THIS* channel!!
JESUS!!
would you please share your shampoo you are using? or your favorite shampoos! thank you!! ❤
I love you and Natasha collab vlogs
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You"re beautiful Olivia! Keep shining!
How many 😳 rowing 🚣♀️
🏁 racing 🏁 trophies 🏆 did
Mommy 👩 👩 buy for you and your sister .👍
@@judsonwessbecher3861 Whatever floats her boat 😉
Please acknowledge your and your parents' involvement in the college scams, Olivia.
I do acknowledge that my mom likes to entertain strange men when I am in school.
@@Body_Model That's your dad, bro.
@@Body_Model That's your dad, bro.
@@Body_Model That's your dad, bro.
@@Brooke_Burke.s_Feet_2 *N* have more than one dad duh.
Looooove the bronzer, blush, and highlighter!! Please do share the links!
Hey Jennifer
Omg! I clicked so fast. New notification gang. The haircut is cute sis.
Amazing vlog Olivia!
SERIOUSLY? Do you know the G in morning is silent? It’s not pronounced with a K at the end.
is jake = jacob elordi????
Report is he broke it off a few months ago. He has been “ dating around”.
When Olivia moved, Jacob threw a going away party. He didn't invite her.
My mom throws a party every time I am in school. Neighbors say they see strange men entering my home.
@@Body_Model The neighbors see *_you_* pull up and close their shades, oof. You are *not* easy on the eyes, ouch.
@@Body_Model 😆
I loved your Patagonia jacket and cool mint green glasses! I didn't really listen to the talking parts.
11:13 The *bigger* the hoop...
Love your make up look!!! ❤
This was so fun to watch!!
ahhh this upload made me smile 🥺
The hair and everything came together nice!
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Hi, Troy's head! Have you got any *_full fat_* greek yogurt?
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😆 "Came together _nice [sic]"_ Dude, open your third grade English book . Check out the page about _adverbs._ 😁
Olivia should apologize for her college _sandals._ Those Prada knock-offs were hideous!
Predictable and prejudiced Pyro Shields will post a racist reply in 3...2...1...
Oh, please respond with the animal you think is better looking than you thanks.
Monkey
@@PyroShields Monkey see, monkey D0rk.
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@@PyroShields You deleted your reply AGAIN! Anyway, wanna spoon?
SKIN GOALS 👑✨
UR HAIR LOOKS SO GOOD OMGGGG
Olivia is a HUUUGE fan of the *_shortcut._*
Keep up the momentum. Great content!
@@_Troy__-. period
been waiting for this! love your new haircut looks good on you, love you🤍
The short hair is so cute ❤
Olivia, you seem to know how to take care of yourself very well.
I'm obsessed with the male physique, it's kind of _my thing._
Your profile pic is _not_ broadcasting the identity you think it is.
My shrink says the reason I talk to myself because my mom entertains strange men.
@@_Troy__-. Why do *N* women entertain strangers?
*Answer* The dad left when the woman had a *N* baby 🤣🤣
@@PyroShields Answering your own questions again, I see. Call your shrink and demand she returns your money.
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It’s the guac as a garnish for me hahahaha
Finally Olivianna I’ve been waiting for you to post 😢
The hair is gorgeous 🎉
Love the blush omg 🥰😍 let us know when you can talk about it! Awesome video Olivia keep it up :)
some rowing this week
I noticed on every video you place this same comment followed by a comment placed with your *TROY* account. Do you think Olivia will not realize both accounts belong to the same Ioser from McDonough, Georgia? 🤔
Troy in 3...2...1....
@@PyroShields It's _not a _*_prediction_* if you _edit_ your reply *A F T E R the F A C T!* 😆OMG, you're hilarious.😅 Plus, *I* invented the countdown joke. Dear lord, talk about *recycled* humor. 🤣
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If anyone is on McDonald's WiFi, hit me up! 😆 I'm the shirtless dude eating a Filet-O-Fish.👌
I love your haircut ❤❤
You look a little skeletal 😮 not a good look 5 pounds would look healthier ❤
_Fake rowing_ causes muscular atrophy. The more you know. 🌠🌈🌟
She doesn't even weigh 5 pounds? Egad man!
@@Tone.Luy__.when you’re too thin it sends the message you aren’t mentally ok 👍
@@Accomandoc Word. Too obsessed with her appearance. Sacrificing her health for an image.
@@Scott_Killins..__ definitely
You look stunning with that hair, it actually makes you look more younger 👌🏻
Awesome. Maybe if she continues to cut it, she’ll look younger and younger until she eventually turns back into a fetus and can’t do these vlogs anymore. 🤞🏻
@@musicandtheatregirl So, no change in her maturity? Roger that.
More younger-er?
which color of the charlotte tilbury contour wand do you use? btw love the hair!
I can’t imagine a worse life than being her. That’s gotta suck so bad.
What would _Pyro Shields/Troy_ say?
Let's find out:
What really sucks I have to talk to myself on a makeup vlog channel because no one pays attention to me.
@@Body_Model 😄Ha ha ha ha, you are truly predictable. 😆 You've got a *fulfilling Saturday* planned, it seems.
Let's hear more from the unimaginative _Troy/Pyro Shields:_
The money helps alleviate her sorrow. It's nice to have a *huge* pile of cash to cushion your fall when you totally fuck up.
The highlight!!!
I want the cream highlighter please drop:)!
the short hair suits you soooo well omg
Olivia is a huge fan of *_shortcuts._*
Olivia you seem to know how to take care of yourself very well
You and Kaia could be sisters. Except youre better looking and I like your energy more. Kisses to Milo❤❤
Kaia is a successful self supporting human who appears to be kind. Olivia is not even close. Olivia would die to be Kaia .
@@Busybee801 please stop. I just stated my taste. We all Have a taste. Let me not break ur bubbles for you.
@@Fraulein_el when you write a comment expect a reply. This is how this works. I stated mine. That is pretty obvious.
@@Busybee801 okay Zuckerberg
love your vlogs sooooo much🥰
yesss, i absolutely want this blush & this highlight.
I love when your mom's in your vids! She was my Queen way before she was anyone's Aunt Becky! ♥
you moved to montecito??? that’s amazing
hair looks gorg! would be amazing even shorter too 😍
4:57 Those glasses make you look smart.
The same way your profile pic makes you look _ripped._
@@Scott_Killins..__ LMFAO
Buy some fake glasses to appear brainy and start lying about your rowing career. Your future is bright as f*ck.
Like rowing smart 🧠 🧠.
@@judsonwessbecher3861 Those glasses are Olivia's _scull_ accessory.