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  • @DJ_Hozer
    @DJ_Hozer Місяць тому +110

    He's at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green

    • @alastairfraser8177
      @alastairfraser8177 Місяць тому +4

      Lol 😂

    • @Patpat907
      @Patpat907 Місяць тому +3

      Damn😂😂😂

    • @Mani-g2g7c
      @Mani-g2g7c Місяць тому +1

      Bruuuuh 😂😂😂😂

    • @Makavely-w4y
      @Makavely-w4y Місяць тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @bebop4874
      @bebop4874 Місяць тому +2

      Or at an intersection with flashing yellow lights that he thought were about to turn red. So he’s actually still waiting for the light to turn red lol

  • @vladimpaler9274
    @vladimpaler9274 Місяць тому +74

    His eyes are so creepy weird, definitely going through a midlife crisis AGAIN 😂🤣

  • @matttom78
    @matttom78 Місяць тому +37

    He sounds like he should be explaining all the different dishes you can make from shrimp

  • @TheFinalBoss25
    @TheFinalBoss25 Місяць тому +106

    How could this man say he was getting an academic scholarship to go to college when he can’t even articulate what he wants to say?

    • @mahayanaconfidential6452
      @mahayanaconfidential6452 Місяць тому +21

      Because college isn't for smart people anymore

    • @Wade-1
      @Wade-1 Місяць тому

      Affirmative action still in place at colleges.

    • @BlarkMCGark
      @BlarkMCGark Місяць тому

      They'll give a scholarship to any mayate , they get every hand out imaginable.

    • @cheeseburger8842
      @cheeseburger8842 Місяць тому +4

      He probably was smart at one point in his life but then all the steroids he was taking and junk he was eating destroyed him.

    • @elevatedgame3016
      @elevatedgame3016 Місяць тому +4

      Because hes the omega from the walking dead ✌🏽

  • @ms1535
    @ms1535 Місяць тому +44

    He used the school book named: “How To Speak English Gooder”

    • @user-wb7nv9ht1g
      @user-wb7nv9ht1g Місяць тому +2

      Doba gor some wrong also. The learnt part, Kali was actually correct

    • @Warriorpoet79
      @Warriorpoet79 Місяць тому +1

      Hahahahah!!

    • @Terracecasualx5
      @Terracecasualx5 Місяць тому +1

      @ms1535 you have killed me with that😂😂😂😂

    • @zigzzagz5732
      @zigzzagz5732 Місяць тому

      Dubs said Wes claimed to be shot caller for the coomies? I'm sure I misheard it or something.
      What's this coomies or whatever cliq he's talking about.
      I'm not from Cali or even the US so excuse my ignorance of the lingo.

    • @ms1535
      @ms1535 29 днів тому +1

      I’m just as confused as you are. Listening to them lowers my IQ…

  • @hovsepgasamanian4710
    @hovsepgasamanian4710 Місяць тому +13

    Bro i died at 5:18 when you suddenly stopped and said Are you mad dogging me?😂

    • @followtheleader_k9431
      @followtheleader_k9431 Місяць тому

      Omg 5:18 😂

    • @ceddy666
      @ceddy666 Місяць тому

      I was dying lmao…

    • @lexuslowlife3055
      @lexuslowlife3055 Місяць тому

      🤣 Facts

    • @lonewolf4727
      @lonewolf4727 Місяць тому

      😂😂

    • @ScottBarsley
      @ScottBarsley 19 днів тому

      Kali muscle 💪 you have received plentiful rewards for really not doing anything special you should be happy with what you have achieved because honestly you don't come across that intelligent 🤓

  • @Mani-g2g7c
    @Mani-g2g7c Місяць тому +17

    Fb demonetized him because he was misinforming the public with bulls*** health information😂😂😂..kali is a clown

    • @GenXerReacts
      @GenXerReacts Місяць тому +2

      But it's always a complete mystery to these fools. Like these social media groups never send you e-mails telling you WHY you've been demonetized, or they never send you warning e-mails telling you to fix your shit!

    • @Mani-g2g7c
      @Mani-g2g7c Місяць тому

      @GenXerReacts lol real talk lmao..I remember when this idiot first came out he wasnt saying this stuff he saying now

  • @ericu9397
    @ericu9397 Місяць тому +23

    Chuck Basher rubbing his last two brain cells together trying to be coherent is low-key hilarious.

    • @ericu9397
      @ericu9397 Місяць тому +3

      My first like from Dubs!!! Hell yeah Big Dog!! 😎

  • @thatoneaquarius8807
    @thatoneaquarius8807 Місяць тому +39

    "Do your eyes even fuckin work?!" 😅😅😅 i cackled!!

    • @leedowling1448
      @leedowling1448 Місяць тому +2

      it gets funnier every time you replay it, its great

    • @10maquina562
      @10maquina562 Місяць тому +2

      Dawg I said the same thing 😂

    • @SpaceCrumbs
      @SpaceCrumbs Місяць тому +2

      💀💀💀

    • @JerryJohnson-m2v
      @JerryJohnson-m2v Місяць тому +2

      Yep I screamed 🤣🤣🤣

    • @two7five_
      @two7five_ Місяць тому +1

      I get what u mean that shit cracked me up 😂😂😂

  • @jmkklk2010
    @jmkklk2010 Місяць тому +15

    You put a T on that word, Big Dawg?
    I died! Bahahahaha

  • @Junkdrunk247
    @Junkdrunk247 Місяць тому +25

    Kali muscle's "Rocky Balboa" impersonation is spot on 👌👍😂

    • @timothyharvey302
      @timothyharvey302 Місяць тому +7

      Rocky got smarter over the movies. This dope...not so much

    • @Junkdrunk247
      @Junkdrunk247 Місяць тому +1

      @timothyharvey302 🤣🤣🤣 LEGIT POINT

    • @elevatedgame3016
      @elevatedgame3016 Місяць тому +4

      @@timothyharvey302 😂😂😂 And Stallone was acting . Kali is a dummy trying to play smart lol

    • @PHATT_TV
      @PHATT_TV Місяць тому +2

      This Man’s vocabulary is impeccabable 😂

  • @SOC-ir6im
    @SOC-ir6im Місяць тому +15

    Dude got a set of Husky eyes transplanted. Sweet bro ✌🏼

  • @brandongarcia3409
    @brandongarcia3409 Місяць тому +4

    He sounds like that one lady who was running for president 😄😂😂😂😂🤣

  • @Benalihustle
    @Benalihustle Місяць тому +9

    “Can’t depend on social media like that” but “I want to teach you social media”

  • @NathanielMarkarian
    @NathanielMarkarian Місяць тому +13

    I can only imagine how much better Miles life has become. I can feel the relief from the distance.

  • @birdmanhero
    @birdmanhero Місяць тому +34

    My IQ has dropped listening to this man (Kali) try to speak basic English.

    • @josephgee2515
      @josephgee2515 Місяць тому +3

      I know someone who was Born & Raised in America who only speaks Spanglish. He doesnt speak Perfect English OR Perfect Spanish. In fact, his Spanish is knowing a few words and never ever speaking a full conversational sentence.
      And he loves to give critque to others about being "Mexican". 😂

    • @birdmanhero
      @birdmanhero Місяць тому +4

      @josephgee2515 I meant Kali not Dubss lmao my bad

    • @josephgee2515
      @josephgee2515 Місяць тому +2

      @@birdmanhero 👌👌

  • @twilightparanormalresearch186
    @twilightparanormalresearch186 Місяць тому +1

    His lasts two braincells are fighting over a crack rock

  • @TimB_023
    @TimB_023 Місяць тому +11

    He actually did rack up enough views to acquire sustainable wealth but instead of investing in a property for his family, he decided to ride around in a McLaren calling everybody else broke “bots”.

    • @donvee2000
      @donvee2000 Місяць тому

      And I bet he paid a lot of money for those 3 million subs...no way he gets only 15k views per video with that many subs.

  • @The-Gate-House-Grognard
    @The-Gate-House-Grognard Місяць тому +15

    That awkward moment when kali is the smart one in a group

  • @Terracecasualx5
    @Terracecasualx5 Місяць тому +3

    Is Big girl going through a hair transplant like Bradley ‘I’m 260’ Martin 😂

  • @mechanicgray
    @mechanicgray Місяць тому

    The whole parking part got me dying 😂😂😂😂😂😂. He's just done driving. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Dewitt-b8n
    @Dewitt-b8n Місяць тому +15

    Basically hes going Broke

  • @niknewland9783
    @niknewland9783 Місяць тому +3

    Dude im crying , ur impersonations are spot on😂😂😂

  • @seH2i
    @seH2i Місяць тому +6

    Thank you, I needed a good chuckle right now.
    Keep crushin it amigo.

  • @swaggywaggy3811
    @swaggywaggy3811 Місяць тому +6

    Joe Biden talks better than kali. 🤣

    • @Liam-o6g2s
      @Liam-o6g2s 26 днів тому

      Wow just think he was in charge of one of the richest and powerful country in the world he couldn't run a fucking tap lol

  • @Samantha360
    @Samantha360 Місяць тому +3

    Listening to kali is physically painful

  • @LABallin247
    @LABallin247 Місяць тому +7

    "The beard of a homless wino" 😂😂😂

  • @lawrenceboyer3617
    @lawrenceboyer3617 Місяць тому +2

    When Dubess stopped out of nowhere and was like “you mad doggin me”, I literally almost spit the food out of my mouth laughing

  • @unicornrydah4486
    @unicornrydah4486 Місяць тому +6

    "do you're eyes even f***ing work" 😂😂😂

  • @pillarsandpathways
    @pillarsandpathways Місяць тому +2

    Kali has no idea that he is hilarious. When he is trying to be serious is the best. He cant use common words or form complete sentences while simultaneously contradicting himself. SO FUNNY!

  • @kurthardie4835
    @kurthardie4835 Місяць тому +8

    "do your eyes even fucking work?" Lmao to funny

  • @jonathanmorales1645
    @jonathanmorales1645 Місяць тому +5

    Lmao his impersonation of kali is on point

  • @AV_1611joint-heir_Timotheus
    @AV_1611joint-heir_Timotheus Місяць тому +15

    He's not healthy or wealthy how is he going to help others get Healthy and Wealthy

    • @Liam-o6g2s
      @Liam-o6g2s 26 днів тому

      Doesn't work like that funny enough as I reckon you already new that the way you wrote the message it was half a sentence and half a question lol

  • @bkrpb3DDa4G3kzELoQGt
    @bkrpb3DDa4G3kzELoQGt Місяць тому +17

    PEG TWATSON is mass-deleting ALL negative comments on his UA-cam videos. He must be working 24/7 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SOC-ir6im
    @SOC-ir6im Місяць тому +3

    When you said ‘do those eyes even fn work’ that’s closest I came to spitting my food out in long ass time 😂😂😂

  • @EmDavid25
    @EmDavid25 Місяць тому +3

    I never know what Kali Muscle is talking about. Aside from his constant topic jumping, it just takes him so long to articulate anything that I forget what he said to begin with. Then I realize none of it makes sense anyway and I feel cheated.

  • @raypratt-bw9ib
    @raypratt-bw9ib Місяць тому +6

    So this dude says he cant use social media like that anymore,then in the following statements goes on to say he basically uses 8 different SOCIAL MEDIA platforms and basically makes ALL his money thru SM still?!?!Dude htf do u contradict yourself that hard in damn near the same breath??lmfao,WOW these dudes man?!lol

  • @balloonknot3028
    @balloonknot3028 Місяць тому +3

    His eyes look like my Rottweilers eyes when he got Cataracts.

  • @Cleatus546
    @Cleatus546 Місяць тому +8

    It's always interesting to watch Big Wes' boy trying to speak.

  • @johnjaco5544
    @johnjaco5544 Місяць тому +5

    He learnt alot.😂😂😂😂😂

  • @primitivebluegoo3642
    @primitivebluegoo3642 Місяць тому +1

    Just found your channel. Really loving it. Keep it up

  • @JayBeezy31
    @JayBeezy31 Місяць тому +3

    Dude Is 100 percent ILLITERATE. No shame either. If I was SPEAKING AS A PROFESSION , I would Proofread my stuff…. Lurnt??? SAD MAN JUST. SAD😢

  • @SixtyEightnOyouOne
    @SixtyEightnOyouOne Місяць тому +7

    Listening to him makes ME mentally slow

  • @LIFTLEGIONCOM
    @LIFTLEGIONCOM Місяць тому

    BRO!!! When you said “Do your eyes even fuckin work!!” I spit my fuckin coffee out!!

  • @bzd1983
    @bzd1983 Місяць тому +2

    Hes driving blind running over cats and squirrels.

  • @KingJamie2229
    @KingJamie2229 Місяць тому

    😮 My man said why don't you learn every aspect of blowing your nose😂😂 killed me

  • @madd_mase
    @madd_mase 27 днів тому

    “Do your eyes even work!” That just made me burst out laugh at my job like a weirdo

  • @bkrpb3DDa4G3kzELoQGt
    @bkrpb3DDa4G3kzELoQGt Місяць тому +5

    Peg Twatson says “macros” are key. Yes, you gotta get your JUICE macros right 🤣🤣🤣

  • @johnjaco5544
    @johnjaco5544 Місяць тому

    I love The Cheech and Chong Tuck and roll Upholstery In this guy's car ,,,,,sharp😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johnnyrockit913
    @johnnyrockit913 Місяць тому

    5:21 “Do your eyes even fucking work?” Yo when I tell ya’ll, I HOWLED 😂😂😂

  • @Lovetheducks
    @Lovetheducks Місяць тому +13

    I will say this cat seems the least harmless of the 3. He seems more of a follower and if would have surrounded himself with better people he might not be a horrible dude.

    • @BVonBuescher
      @BVonBuescher Місяць тому

      He was a total pos when he was swol and solo

    • @johnniewasr5740
      @johnniewasr5740 Місяць тому

      He seems like a pretty fkn terrible human being to me.

    • @okimitchell1043
      @okimitchell1043 Місяць тому

      Mfker lied for years about being natty when anybody with a brain knew he wasn't. Selling that bs hyphy mud . He's a sharmutta😂

  • @CapoJay-v9c
    @CapoJay-v9c Місяць тому

    Snow,eco,standard(normal) and sport mode on my '15 qx60. Dubs ur a national treasure with the sun bit being one of the best reaction yet!!

  • @MrTcortina
    @MrTcortina Місяць тому +1

    This the funniest thing I’ve seen all day bro. Great job

  • @drewwhy5541
    @drewwhy5541 Місяць тому +4

    The beard of a homeless drunk.😂😂😂

  • @berniemac4422
    @berniemac4422 Місяць тому +5

    He Learnt Dubs….
    Cmon man,,,,
    I think he was mad Doggin ‘ you G,
    He Learnt…..

  • @SWP805
    @SWP805 Місяць тому

    Happy New Year Dubs. I hope you keep prospering on you tube and in your personal life🙏🏽

  • @SWOLSKI4LIFE
    @SWOLSKI4LIFE Місяць тому

    Dubbs., YOU MAKE MY DAY EVERY VIDEO!!! Your funny as hell!!! Keep it up your gonna do real good on you tube!!!

  • @jasonlloyd3335
    @jasonlloyd3335 Місяць тому +4

    Kali has the most obvious bought subs on UA-cam.

  • @Hereforhiphop
    @Hereforhiphop Місяць тому

    I love seeing these videos everyday. Your reactions kill me 😂👌🏻

  • @Irishmike202
    @Irishmike202 Місяць тому +6

    Did ya say " homeless whino " ?
    I smoked alot of chemicals in the past 50yrs, but this man talkin killed more brain cells then me partinin...dammm

  • @jonathancisneros7150
    @jonathancisneros7150 Місяць тому +2

    Kali chuck can always tell big boy to crash on his couch on the living room 😂

  • @Oakland_Everything
    @Oakland_Everything Місяць тому +6

    "Are you mad dog'n me?"😂😂

    • @RobFinn-f3w
      @RobFinn-f3w Місяць тому +3

      HE WAS SAD DOGING HIM🤣🤣🤣

    • @Oakland_Everything
      @Oakland_Everything Місяць тому +1

      @RobFinn-f3w 🤣🤣

    • @timothyharvey302
      @timothyharvey302 Місяць тому +1

      These guys stoke my need to rage out. Never done a steroid aside Prednisone. Just lots of Scott's and Viking grandparents.

  • @denzilabrahams4321
    @denzilabrahams4321 Місяць тому +3

    For sure part two can't get enough of these videos.

  • @jameswalsh3499
    @jameswalsh3499 Місяць тому

    So happy UA-cam put me on to your channel!

  • @MichaelMarquez-z1z
    @MichaelMarquez-z1z Місяць тому +7

    Kali musle is the half pint 40 proof version of Switowski from the longest yard..

  • @exorcist2000
    @exorcist2000 Місяць тому +1

    LMFAO !!! 💯💯💯💯🤣🤣🤣 "where the f@#$ did this guy just park???? '..

  • @Coe_PhD
    @Coe_PhD Місяць тому +3

    hahahahaha, solid impersonation. crackin' me up.

  • @muriloninja
    @muriloninja Місяць тому +3

    "I can't rely on social media" - Sells programs on how to get rich on social media! lol

  • @gtojay9607
    @gtojay9607 Місяць тому +3

    Kali-No Muscle= KALI-no-Beard😅

  • @Still_four
    @Still_four Місяць тому +1

    "Do your eyes even fu#% work"?😅😅😅😂....funny

  • @theworldofwoo8320
    @theworldofwoo8320 Місяць тому +3

    Lmao these fools are broke. Now they have to downgrade and they'll try to play it off as being humble and going back to their roots or some bs.

  • @SWP805
    @SWP805 Місяць тому

    What's crackin hometown figured I'd put a face to my comments. Hope you have a great new years and I changed my handle. Trying to be more positive and live in gratitude🙏🏽

  • @JerryJohnson-m2v
    @JerryJohnson-m2v Місяць тому

    Your MF impression of this dude is spot on! Lmfao 🤣🤣🤣

  • @whocares4464
    @whocares4464 Місяць тому +7

    Haven't watched this yet but it's going to be wild once all these guys are pissed at one another! I see someone going to jail over this whole bs money grab they are doing

  • @AwesomeGuy772
    @AwesomeGuy772 Місяць тому

    Khali takes cars for a test drive, records the video, then returns after😆😂

  • @kendramiddletonwilliams
    @kendramiddletonwilliams Місяць тому

    This is the epitome of two brain cells fighting for third place. 😂😂😂😂

  • @jasonh8909
    @jasonh8909 Місяць тому +4

    “Maybe i need his program” 😅😂

    • @johnjaco5544
      @johnjaco5544 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaimethegr8896
    @jaimethegr8896 Місяць тому

    Your voice impersonation of Coli-flor mus-culo is hilarious bro. Haha

  • @Makavely-w4y
    @Makavely-w4y Місяць тому

    Funny shit. I’m waiting for the part 2 😂

  • @chrissychavez7201
    @chrissychavez7201 Місяць тому

    Hello
    New subscriber here. Came from Jesse on fire 🔥. Just a Latina here ✌🏻

  • @jeromeluna7495
    @jeromeluna7495 Місяць тому +4

    Heck yeah Whats up Dubs great video Monday Videos r cool..

  • @brutallyhonest8854
    @brutallyhonest8854 Місяць тому +1

    Put an end to those fake ass blue contact lens 🤣🤣🤣

  • @garyrevilla8553
    @garyrevilla8553 Місяць тому +1

    Your imitation is spot on 😂

  • @Patpat907
    @Patpat907 Місяць тому +1

    Your Breakdowns Dubess is the Illest 😂

  • @weezofbaby3847
    @weezofbaby3847 Місяць тому

    The 3 shotcallers unite 😭😂🤣 i am dead 😂😂😂

  • @roytrenneman2200
    @roytrenneman2200 Місяць тому +3

    Mate, your reactions to these clown's is always hilarious! 😂

  • @Savage_187
    @Savage_187 Місяць тому +3

    3 hours in and right at 8k views salute to dubs

  • @uncededterritory
    @uncededterritory Місяць тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 "are you f mad dogging me"

  • @laykee9274
    @laykee9274 Місяць тому +1

    You’re funny def subbing

    • @dubess
      @dubess  Місяць тому +1

      Thank you

  • @thesteveo1975
    @thesteveo1975 Місяць тому +1

    Who tf gonna take financial advice from someone who gleefully admits how he's gone broke multiple times, but learned from his mistakes?!
    I can only assume, he decided to continue making learned mistakes, to ensure consistency in going broke 🤷🏻‍♂️
    Sounds great!

  • @kenstephens7366
    @kenstephens7366 Місяць тому +3

    Ole kali been sippin the Wes Watson coolaid to much n lil miles said oh heck no I ain’t workin for free . Miles bailed out the plane on the way down , kali is like I can stop this and miles is like there one parachute I got it I’m out . SMART Kali is like Wes Watson will catch us both . Bahahahaha. Gonna be a epic crash Kali

  • @Erok_level-up
    @Erok_level-up Місяць тому +1

    No mames bro shot caller unite 😮😂😂😂😂

  • @David-cg9pb
    @David-cg9pb Місяць тому +1

    Have a Happy and Healthy New Years Dubs

  • @fpstina
    @fpstina Місяць тому +1

    he has white walker eyes, straight from game of thrones...

  • @Geaux318
    @Geaux318 Місяць тому +1

    I used to follow Kali but he started saying and selling ANYTHING for a buck. He went away from helping to being a pseudo scammer

  • @callithowitis2479
    @callithowitis2479 Місяць тому

    That "I wonder what Jake doin right now"? Was spot on 😅

  • @Hereforhiphop
    @Hereforhiphop Місяць тому +1

    Those stupid game of thrones, night king eyes 😂 how can anyone take this Mann seriously…..ever.

  • @isacvalencia6118
    @isacvalencia6118 Місяць тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 learnt alot 😂😂😂

  • @madydiallo8922
    @madydiallo8922 Місяць тому

    wtf is going on with his eyes 😂😂😂😂 I can’t stop laughing frrl

  • @chenzog6657
    @chenzog6657 Місяць тому +2

    Kali doesn’t look right with those eyes😂