Riley Mao: Still Unjackable
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- Опубліковано 29 лис 2021
- Excerpt from Hug Machine | TPW w/ @TheoVon 368
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Don't ever interview somebody like this and put it on UA-cam again please.... All that this did was piss me off
Hey do you have the password to the computer
When he finally bust, it's gonna be like in Scary Movie, when old boy bust and Anna Faris hit the ceiling.
@@you_beg_my_pardon why did it piss you off? Because he is a comedian and the kid knows he is being funny but truly has his back? Or did it just trigger you and make your feelings hurt?
I'm convinced Riley understands about 10% of what Theo is saying.
I'm convinced most of us understand about 10% of what Theo is saying.
0:00 You know its going to be a good episode when Riley gets absolutely grilled in the first 3 seconds 😂
@@nathankiley8206 Very few of his jokes fly over my head thankfully, makes it so much funnier 😂
Theo not so subtly called Riley a little virgin bitch and hes just like "Doing good" 😂 Do his parents still dictate what he sees on the Internet or something? He's so oblivious to everything
@@codysmith3084 he’s religious, some sort of Christianity or Catholicism..
Riley has to be the only person on earth that Theo can't break!!
Fucken eh
Dude is ice cold
He is of a different cut, impenetrable mind of faith, introvert, and nerd. He's like a magical beast to Theo.
I saw a smile but not a laugh
If his hormones can’t break him then comedians don’t have a chance.
Riley’s response is like when you choose all neutral answers in a Telltale game
😂🤣
These two are a perfect one man show. When Theo makes himself laugh and Riley is dead silent it’s somehow funnier than both of them laughing
That wouldn’t be a one man show 😂
That’s a two man show
This guy has the personality of a wall but the self control is something commendable
Specially with your name
Commendable...until he spontaneously combusts...🧨🚀💥
But the thing is it’s not even self control. There’s nothing to control. He’s just kind of asexual. He might even have a micro penis and extreme low testosterone. It is impossible for a completely normal sociable average man to not masturbate ever. Not once in his life.
@@LetsGoBirds it’s not impossible
He's an OAK.
Riley: *smiles/shows emotion*
Theo: "Rare to see him... Having a feeling"
☠☠☠☠☠
that was mean :(
Timestamp?
Call a spade a spade though jesus christ lmaooo
That part made me laugh so hard lmao I wish that was in this clip
"Probably sell you back to your own people, honestly. Praise God, brother"
Riley- "Thank you"
Brooooooooo 😂😂
I thought it was an act at first... But no, Riley was actually born without a sense of humor
I was about to say the same thing XD
He means the American people? Because Riley is wildly American and his entire family is, too.
Everyone else: *Having a laugh*
Alex Gomez: "Looks like its time for me to take things way too seriously..."
Would be funny if Riley was playing a character all along lmao
This guy maxed out his self-control points at the cost of his personality.
Damn that's the most accurate thing I heard here.
I’m pretty sure he’s just acting
@@Addaaxxx What makes you so sure of that?
@@Addaaxxx I don't think he is. I think he's spergy, combined with possible SA when he was younger
Lmaoo
Theo over here trying to sell Riley's purity to Elton John.
Fun fact...Elton john brings suitcase filled with super hero action figures with giant exposed Ds... on tour... so yah elton john is weird enough to buy riley half mil...
that's them dark arts
@@two-tone6524 same thought exactly bruh. Gang
I feel like there's a lot of truth behind this epstein hollyweirdo kind of idea.
A strong dog might lick the skin off your bones
"You could cry into a woman and she'd have twins"
Coming from literally anyone else, that statement would make no sense. But for theo, it both some how makes sense AND is funny.
That's what makes him so great 😂 the most insane things make so much sense 😂
@@skeletalsounds_ appropriate name you got there
@@skeletalsounds_ try saying this stuff to people in a regular setting trying to make them laugh
I honestly think it's just a solid joke in this case
It’s just a good joke and would make sense from anyone…
These two are the definition of the saying "When an unstoppable force meets an unjackable wall"
They do say that… In China I think
“You guys celebrate thanksgiving?”
“Yeah”
“Welcome brother”
Gotta love Theo lmaooo
Theo is like rileys therapist but secretly wants to be riley lol
this is so accurate lmao
LMAO this exactly.
He wants to be the “unbustable” 😂
Comedian secretly wants to be someone with no sense of humour? Doubt it
|I think deep in our hearths we all want to be like him. Imagine have his skills and actually be good in "karate".
@@20FreeWill I'm pretty sure he understands humour well if you fell for the bit lol. Him and Theo know what they're doing.
Riley mau to everything: it's ok
Theo Von: DAMMMNNN!!
I heard it in his voice 😂
Str8 up Theo’s voice 🤣🤣💀
This video honestly displays Theo's social abilities pretty well. It's difficult to engage with someone who is as closed off and quiet as Riley, but Theo continues to ask him questions about his life and interests which makes Riley feel more comfortable and gives him an easy foundation to build off of in the conversation, it also makes him feel confident that Theo cares and is genuinely interested in what he's asking about and wants to know more about Riley's life.
Also it's hilarious how fascinated Theo is whith this doode's load, or lack thereof I guess 💀
Mate stop over thinking. This is a bit they are doing
I watched Riley's latest announcement video and he is 100% a normal person
@@Randellro111 What announcement video?
Dam son you’ll believe anything you see! U probly think zombies and vamps are real too huh? This guy is CLEARLY lying and putting on for the bit.
ua-cam.com/video/y_OXUe6fStA/v-deo.html
Theo loves this situation. Considering Rileys personality, Theos basically rifting with himself. No one does it better, no one
Bill burr
@@davidmumma2326 I can tell you what stuff bill is gonna talk about mostly though Theo goes into other worlds
@@cuchuloholic Haha true
sometimes theo will ask riley questions and it’s like he’s interrogating an alien🤣
I feel like every theo interview is like hes an alien interrogating a human.🤣🤣🤣🤣
Theo- “You could be a little Christmas ham for Elton John!”
Riley-“Yup” *shakes head*
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Good ol’ Oregon Boi 💀 💀
Did that ever happen tho
hahahahhahahahahahahahahha
@Good ol’ Oregon Boi sure thing buddy
@Good ol’ Oregon Boi cap
This guy can't be broken. He won't laugh. I'd be dying just talking to Theo. This guy has an amazing choice of words. Natural comedian.
Theo is low key helping Riley with his social skills. Good shit.
Theo: “You could cry into a woman…and she’d have twins”.
F**k that’s brilliant.
I don't get it
@@daoizm21 since he doesn’t masturbate he’s saying he’s full of semen and basically very fertile lol
@@panchovilla939 I read the comment without listening to the podcast. I got it afterwards. Lol
The way he goes over that joke as if its nothing shows his brilliance. Fucking legendary joke right there like nothing happened
“Riley Mao there smiling, rare to see him have a … feeling 😐” 😂😂😂
That's why he doesn't get boners.
I’m convinced that Riley is just secretly a comedian and that this is his gimmick😂
LLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Ain't no way boy.
Maybe true but I don’t even think he knows it
I genuinely think he’s funny the way he plays it so straight, I think he’s most likely coomed a bunch but doesn’t want to outwardly admit it on a public platform for whatever reason. People act like he’s some idiot that doesn’t get jokes but he’s obviously into comedy, Theo’s comedy to be exact, or he wouldn’t have this job
@@sourcesymbiosismetamorphis2228 Did you just asume my gender?😂
I died at “Riley mau is smiling over there. Rare to see him.. have a feeling.”
Same g
“Rare to see him have a feeling” 🤣
Poor kids laugh box is broken... gotta get that fixed Riley.
Theo is just so funny that Riley forgot to laugh
he looks sad
Riley must’ve met the couple with butts for faces
I have never felt such awkwardness and wholesomeness at the same time. I love when Theo and Riley have "deep" conversations.
I didnt know it was possible for two people to have this much chemistry without one of them talking
I hope Riley gets a girlfriend soon. One of us has to.
🤣 1 of 3 the odds increase 🤣
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For real
😂
Bet if he jetted he would ditch that ring real quick
It feels like Theo has really gotten better at riffing off Riley. Man is a wall but Theo has enough charisma to make them both come off as funny.
Who is Riley? I'm trying to get why Theo does these man crush jokes on him.
I feel like Theo and Riley are perfect for each other. They both create super awkward moments and it's hilarious.
“You gotta livestream it when you ‘live stream’” Theo is fucking BRILLIANT Jesus Christ
the devil ain't got shit on my guy Riley mao he undefeated
I love Riley lol, theo and Riley are like total opposites and their dynamic is great
for real
Really? I thought it was a terrible train wreck. The kid is super awkward and has zero personality. Unless this is a bit and it went over my head. It’s kind of hard to believe there’s someone truly this dull out there.
@@Bbknuckles That's who he is and Theo always tries to break him but he never can. That's the fun of it
@@Bbknuckles he’s still young, he has time to change and grow. I was similar a few years ago. I think because his responses are so predictable it’s comedic
@@Bbknuckles it’s sort of his thing. makes it funny in a non funny way
Theo is the funniest person alive and possibly ever. How is someone that funny off script. 10 out of 10 theo. Keep it lit.
"You gotta live stream when you live stream" has to be one of the greatest off the dome comedy lines of all time 1:58
Hahaha "Riley Mau there...rare to see him....have a..feeling"
He seems like he would have been a good character on the office lmao. #maogang
Facts
IMAGINE being trapped on a date with Riley 😂 if he barely reacts to Theo then picture the stoneface his date would be lookin at
She probably thought he was a serial killer 😂
Exactly what I was thinkin😂
He probably said 3 sentences the whole time, sweat through his nice shirt and creamed his slacks in the parking lot when she pulled in.
All short answers, no follow up
@@jordanmercier3616 😂😂😂
Riley is a mysterious treasure. I think he just might have more confidence than any of us. Maybe the magic of this chemistry is the combination of the highly confident introvert and the highly skilled and confident extrovert. Praise God I think that's it.
Finally someone that gets the incredible humor in their relationship.
Pretty sure he’s just slightly autistic lmao he’s not a movie character
Theo: "i'll sell ya back to your own country to be honest witchya, praise God... good to see ya today man."
Riley: Thank you
😆
Where else are you gonna get stuff like this ? Seriously, consistently the funniest shit I hear on a weekly basis.
It's like when Norm would do all those OJ jokes then say "OJs a good man.." 😂😂😂
This was one of the funniest interactions in the world of comedy. I still don't understand how Theo can be wholesome and criminal at the same time. So damn hilarious
I fucking died when he said that dude 😂😂
And earlier "we could sell you to Elton John, you could be a little Christmas ham" xD
If a rock had a personality....
Can’t be a rock bruh… always soft never hard
Riley is the perfect example of a reserved introvert playing to their strengths and thriving at life. Only respect for this guy.
Lmao playing to their strengths and thriving? A manikin would be more entertaining than Riley. He literally provides nothing to the conversation and is only there because it's funny when Theo asks him about very uncomfortable things and it ends up being Theo just waffling
@@gnar7003 bro youve completely misunderstood what he meant😂
@@Jason-k-Jones Nope I understood, Riley is not playing to any strengths
@@gnar7003he is though. We are watching it because he is a great foil the Theo. And he does a good job producing the show.
@@gnar7003that’s why he’s the producer on one of the best podcasts in the world and you’re a salty neckbeard
"You gotta livestream that man, you gotta livestream that livestream" - an eternal quote that will stand the test of time.
"RILEY SMILIN OVER THERE... rare to see him have a feeling.." LOLOL! 6:27
I lost it when he said that haha
@@routex1 same 😂
Riley is a legend. It's fkn awesome to see Riley's and Theo's bits and convos. They have such weird chemistry 😂
Poor Riley 😂 If he is this awkward with Theo I can only imagine how awkward he would be on a date.
I love the dynamic between Theo and Riley "The Unbustable" Mao. Thanks for continuing to bring him on the podcast Theo! Such a unique character
This dynamic is so fucking hilarious
best part of this podcast was when Theo told him to google something and Riley was like yeah then 10 seconds later he asks Theo if he knows that password. the video is even funnier because he's just chillin in a chair with the computer off.
Timestamp?
@@JulesTheBum ua-cam.com/video/0kPPH3t2u0Q/v-deo.html
What the fuck lmaoooo
That was classic
@@JulesTheBum idk man i just listen to these podcasts when im at work and i remember him asking to google something just rewatch it or something it's not in this video.
Its actually really rare someone like Riley is still existing in todays climate. I commend him for staying true to what he believes in. I also commend theo giving him a hard time lol. Either way GANG GANG!
Ye I really struggle with that shit honestly hard to believe this guy is honest
How do you prove he's telling the truth?
He says he doesn't even get boners. There is something very wrong if you never have erections.
Asian people are more prone too having low testosterone, guessing he has a insanely low libido
pretty impressive how theo can keep the conversation going and as well as it went while talking to a wall
The interaction between Riley and Theo is priceless!! Too funny!!
we needa protect riley at all costs.
Get that guy in a bubble ASAP
Yeah, from women like you
( or if it's not you then the women like in your pfp)
He doesn't need our protection he has the army of god on his side
He lies to himself and he believes it. The world needs protection from exactly that kind of sicko.
Sit on my fave
Theo: “Rare to see him have a feeling”
I really appreciate Theo for helping the asian community.
His baseball team loss , what are you talking about
"It's nice to see him have a feeling" LOL
Riley is who Theo wants to be
Riley makes it look easy yet impossible for Theo
Riley represents Theo’s shadow.
@@hueydao8637 he’s that little Jinming cricket, that conscience hitter to Theo’s Pinocchio, every time he takes a bump or shoots a jet that nose grows….
What ?
The dynamic between these two is priceless man I could listen to hours of this
This is funny af.It's too early to be laughing like this.Props to Riley for being a good sport.The Elton John joke made me damn near spit my coffee out.Theo is a nut 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Riley Mao for president... he's literally unbreakable, the definition of calm, cool, collected, and perfectly comfortable with himself and aware of where he wants to grow. I love people like Riley. They make the best friends, husbands, and Dads. You never have to question them. Once he commits, he's with you for life. I wish I was like Riley, life would be better.
OK maybe a little more exciting but you get what I mean
Gaaaang baby
Riley Mao is a brick wall of abstinence
Good comment. Thee absolute best.
Theo- "Welcome brother"...😂😂😂
Theo is amazing here, how he gets so much humor from absolutely nothing is just great.
The stark and compete difference in personalities is what makes this gold!
“Rare to see him have a feeling”😂
Theo struck gold with this guy. He is like a character out of The Office.
Powerful message 🙏Thanks for sharing
I love theos von energyy!!
The dynamic between these 2 is comedically genius
Watching these with Riley seems like Theo’s in Olympic level training for comedians. Riley is the anti-heckler and Theo is working through the headaches and boredom trying to riff his way to victory. I’m not sure many comedians could take this for more than a minute before tapping out. 😂
We need to get Riley Reid with Riley Mao. This needs to happen.
fuck yea
ngl I’d watch it
the human paper bag
I swear Riley is a comedic genius who is trolling us all
Riley: *is alive*
Theo: You got pubic hair? I can definitely sell you on the market
I just love when these guys have these talks.
Much love Riley!
I feel for the guy. Very admirable that he doesn’t choke his chicken but as far as getting ghosted after the date.. welp the guy has the personality of a loaf of bread.. he prob just answered all of her questions with “yes” or “no” and he obviously doesn’t have the best sense of humor since Theo astonishingly can’t break him.
Since he's so quiet and only ever says 1 or 2 words he comes off as having no self confidence, it might not be true but its just the way society sees people like that. Girls have absolutely no interest in a man with no self confidence
@@travisbickle0526 No lies detected 💯
@@travisbickle0526 for something to be special, you just have to believe it’s special
Love the Riley clips
I love this back and forth between them. Riley must stay forever
Love and Blessings Jah Know!
This is the classic case of a kid who has been over protected. I respect his openness and his effort. He'll get what he's looking for no doubt. But the discomfort he must have experienced throughout his like IS a tragedy.
Nah man he's ascended to another plane. We're just NPCs in Riley's world.
@@apollom-1990 what in the hell does this have to do with Riley being a sheltered kid? Lmao. Also if you can't beat his ass, I'd probably cut that shit out.. also bad karma man, it'll come back around and you'll get cheated on down the road
@@apollom-1990 you're not "winning" dawg. You're literally sharing a hole with another man.
@@apollom-1990 I'd go ahead and move on from that. Sounds like a sticky situation
@@apollom-1990 okay, well just stop doing that and find your own girl. If she'll cheat with you, she'll cheat on you. Given enough time and opportunity those chicks always do.
Uncle Theo on fire 🔥 love these interactions
Their dynamic is amazing. Hang in there Riley
God Bless Riley Mau I'M UPSTAIRS!!!!!!!
Worth it to avoid jealousy and to be the right guy for the girl you will find. You are right in your actions. Believe it or not people are jealous because they are soiled feeling and can't go back. I worked in clubs for 25 years. I know soil. Keep it up.
Lol
I usually soil my pants when I think about Betsy Ross and her front heaters.
Damn I know you've seen some degenerate shit at those damn clubs. You know the other day I saw a clip of an unfortunate fellow who was courting a female for 6 months until he finally got some action. Then he found out she cheated on him and it took the other guy 1 night at the bar and 3 shots for her to open up. Brutal, poor fellow will probably never love again that's a massive hit to the ego.
Theo is just the sweetest ❤️❤️
Jesus this kid hasn’t busted his whole life, I can’t last more than a couple days.
For real. After the third day I start waking up at 3am in a cold sweat.
@@scrambie hahahahaha i hear ya, brother.
Lol Riley Mao is lying to himself and Jesus. He's busted he just can't admit it because HE HAS SINNNED! He's got the lives of a million babies on his hands and bed sheets and he just can't take the wrath of the Lord!
@@jordanmercier3616 you are literally projecting your own BS that you know is BS. Wired church kid joke that is trapped in dogma. Get a divorce bro
Yes sir Theo God certainly loves us!!🙏
I admire Riley for being "unjackable," and I love the word. I'm also unjackable now (4½ years as of today), and it's definitely worth the sacrifice. Semen retention is the greatest! I love it, and I highly recommend it.
Riley is gonna live forever. He can definitely read minds. Powerful Riley mao
This guy is unreal. Theo is legendary
"I'll get a VPN on this browser" line killed me LOL
Please send Riley to guest on tiger belly…..His life will never be the same
Keep carrying the torch 🔥
Riley is that chill and loyal friend everyone needs. The unjackable!
Hope Riley is doing good !
Praise God🙏
Too fucking funny. The chemistry is off the charts.