He was hungry. It's one of those bad days where you get your food, come back to work finding that you have no real good choice for fixing your food, and you have no time... I realize it's a joke but it resonates with people because there are those days
I mean, it certainly would be a unique experience, albeit for all the wrong reasons. I'd probably eat a burrito made like that just to understand the specifics of the suffering.
You seen how often people are getting out of that place? The Phantom Zone is literally like the second most broken out of containment area, next to Arkham.
I'm guessing it was like a practical joke someone was playing on the customers, or at least the rude ones. It would take more effort to do that and still fold it back up. Like, "this guy's being a Karen so I'm gonna make his food in a weird way to get back at him while keeping my job". I wouldn't blame them if that's why they made it like that.
@@reesespuffs8998 The Good Place, one of the characters swears a lot, but in the afterlife swears come out as euphemisms. So “f*ck” becomes “spork”, “f*cking” is “sporking”, “shit” is “spit”, etc.
at my school (public) there are bean burritos, and they are pretty good, but if you eat them normally, it is as hot as if you poured boiling hot water in a sauna and opened it as a swimming pool, and the only way you could eat it without burning your entire body catching on fire is eating it sideways
The more I think about this Burrito, the more I realize how hard it would be to make one like this. This has to be intentionally malicious. Whoever made this knew what they were doing and still decided to be a menace from guacamole to lettuce.
Depending on how it was I made, I have a theory as to how this Burrito came to be, the fillings were laid out in strips meant to be rolled with them being horizontal, while when this burrito was rolled they were vertical, essentially just making circles ings of filling instead of a passable burrito.
@@sentsnedd6723 my theory is that it was rolled up first and then the person stood the shell up and poured in the ingredients in order from a checklist on the wall or something
there was a guy in the comment section who wrote, "Great story that I enjoyed very much, Jack, you are very talented, but the unnecessary f bombs ruined it for me. If you stop cursing, I’ll follow you. Until then, not so much." jack dire responded with, "You have to be a very specific kind of person to think someone who writes jokes on the internet gives a fuck about how you want the jokes to be written."
I have discovered this 7 years into the future during the 3 third consecutive year of the pandemic and this is more accurate to the time we live in today than i have every felt anything could ever be. This mans words are my new life outlook. Thank you, strange offended burrito man. My life is now complete.
The first and last time I went to a Chipotle they folded my burrito into a ball and gave me spicy peppers when I asked for not spicy peppers.....wtf went through their brains
@@EvanBremer I didn't even have to watch the video the thumbnail already described the entire manuscript of the video but after seeing tis video was 8 fucking years old I decided to add to the collective of people who had seen this in the hopes that the original creator of the post would be reminded of this experience again and remember all the pain it caused him and to know so many people are laughing not with him, but at him. I have a chlamydia.
While most burritos are meant to be eaten with your hands, I will point out that “wet” burritos (burritos smothered in salsa and/or cheese on the outside, generally served at sit-down restaurants) are normally eaten with fork and knife-but you still eat a wet burrito FROM ONE END as God intended, you don’t disassemble it and scoop the fillings out like some kind of floppy pot pie!
After working at chipotle for 7 months, we didn't have wet burritos on the menu, but by God are chipotle customers determined to make burritos wetter than actual wet burritos. Absolute Fucking nightmare to roll too
It’s quite easy, though this illustration is definitely not totally accurate. You basically start on one side with one ingredient and put each ingredient next to eachother instead of on top of eachother.
I love how the swearing slowly starts up and gets more intense as it continues. I’ll personally pay like 20 bucks to get this guy a new burrito they deserve it.
@@Gandhi_Physique Cilantro tastes like the chemicals used for dislodging rusted sewer pipes. Apparently the perceived taste is genetic but last time I had it the taste lingered in my mouth for days on end even after brushing my tongue numerous times. Absolutely horrible plant.
@@0x1EGEN Yeah it is genetic. Tastes like soap or something to people like you. Really sucks though because cilantro is one of my favorite things put on foods so I wish y'all could taste it. I may be overselling it but I like it a lot personally.
The burrito gets eaten with a fork only when it's wet or smothered. Even then you don't want your ingredients to live in their own "separate but equal" tortilla zones.
Y'know, now that I am thinking about this whole burrito situation a bit more, I feel like the person that would be making the burrito would be doing it on purpose. It seems objectively easier to just make a burrito even by fucking accident then it is to put the ingredients in such a way that when the tortilla is folded they form layers.
@@sparemint2194 mission burritos are californian, burritos as a thing are from the north of mexico, do you think mexicans wouldnt have the common sense of just folding food in a tortilla or something? idiot
Yes best rant this happens to me every time so i just dont go there anymore and they look at you like you the bad guy ahh and how much did they charge you BC THEY ALLWAYS OVER CHARGE AND FOR WHAT GIVING ME ALL RICE
In the case of the forks, I’ve eaten a lot of burritos with a fork, but that was purely because the burrito I had was simply too messy to pick up with my hands or had sauce covering it.
@@user-lq1tp4yw3e Why the fuck would they be different sizes? The tortilla is what determines the size, so unless you always buy smaller tortilla when you make enchiladas, and bigger tortilla when you make burritos, they should both be the same size.
Alright, just so this doesn’t escalate out of control I’d like to clarify that it was indeed a burrito that I am talking about. Enchiladas generally use a rolled up tortilla to hold its contents. What I was eating was completely wrapped up on both ends making it a burrito. Hope that clears things up.
I am watching this on August 17th, 2022, and I couldn't feel more complete. This video very much gives off storytime animator vibes and I love it. I hope you're doing well man, you deserve so many more subscribers
I like the idea that you have to literally unhinge your jaw and slowly eat the food with the accuracy and method of a hydraulic press in order to get a bite with every flavor without eating the entire thing instantly Also, imagine you take a bite of your burrito and it's either entirely guacamole or lettuce and cheese.
Funniest part for me is that a burrito like the one shown is impossible to make on accident. You'd have to really put in the effort to make each part layered and not have them mixed when rolling it all up.
4:51 Hey used car dealers in the American Southeast and Midwest, the budget Maverick 88 was a neat gimmick at first, but I already own baby's first bird gun. At this point a set of tools that I wouldn't be too upset about if they're stolen would be a nice alternative.
I found this 8 years after it was posted and it’s timelessly Relatable. Also this reminds me, Speaking of Burritos, i Have my own mini Rant. What knuckle dragging Chucklef$&k at the taco bell corporate office thought it was a good idea to discontinue the 7 layer burrito?! That was one of their like Basic menu items that I essentially treated as a Side Salad to the Smaller Beefy 5 Layer burrito. I know that sounds gluttonous but to be fair, those 2 together is around the same amount of food as a Burrito from Chipotle Or Moe’s Southwest. Them together felt like a complete meal and was what I ordered every time I went to Taco Bell, individually the 7 layer is kinda bland and the 5 layer is too greasy, the 2 complemented eachother perfectly like Fast Food Burrito Yin and Yang, and by Discontinuing one the Entire menu is thrown out of wack because from what I can Tell the 7 Layer was one of the Healthiest thing they had (By Default). From now On I’m sticking with Chipotle.
@@potatoperson1860 oh. That’s still Flaming BS but a little more Understandable… then again I don’t even know if they still sell the Cinnamon Twisty things
"People eat burritos with forks!?" My man. My grandma is an example of these people. I love her, but she is an example of the fact that there are people who eat everything with cutlery. Yes, even fries, yes, even pizza, yes, even sushi, yes, even her slice of bread with something on it, yes, even her grilled cheese. Everything. She eats everything with cutlery, no exceptions... Wait never mind. I think the one exception is if it's not a proper meal. If there's like... A party with some crackers that have stuff on them, of there's a bowl of chips or she's having a cookie with her coffee. She eats those with her hands. I think that is because there is no cutlery at the moment, but yeah... Assuming it's a meal, she eats everything with cutlery, no exceptions.
What must have happened was the guy laid all the ingredients out on the tortilla, but rolled the burrito the wrong way so all the ingredients sat next to eachother rather than being rolled on top of eachother.
I'm guessing the employee, for some reason, added the ingredients in their own little sections for each one, and then, somehow, rolled the burrito the wrong way.
Today I was eating a burrito for dinner in the entire time I had a line “ a burrito that had been shot in the gut it was bleeding your ineptitude” stuck in my head and I just want to say thanks for that truly eye opening experience my life will never be the same I have been forever changed Edit: as a bean and cheese supremest I don’t have to deal with this problem lol
I don’t even like burritos but looking at that sour cream layer makes me want to wretch and it makes me feel bad for people who have had a proper burrito had to bite into TH A T
I know the worker messed up, but dude, after you realized it was like this from a few bites you could’ve unfolded it, mixed it up, and eaten it normally
I love how throughout the entire rant he implies that despite how horrible it was he still ate the whole thing.
He was hungry. It's one of those bad days where you get your food, come back to work finding that you have no real good choice for fixing your food, and you have no time...
I realize it's a joke but it resonates with people because there are those days
I can understand, I've spent my last few bucks before a check on takeout, if they mess it up still beats going hungry.
I mean, it certainly would be a unique experience, albeit for all the wrong reasons. I'd probably eat a burrito made like that just to understand the specifics of the suffering.
i mean how else would you know the ingredients?
Why would you not eat the entire thing
Anyone who makes and defends that kind of “burrito” deserves an eternity in the Phantom Zone.
You seen how often people are getting out of that place? The Phantom Zone is literally like the second most broken out of containment area, next to Arkham.
I'm guessing it was like a practical joke someone was playing on the customers, or at least the rude ones. It would take more effort to do that and still fold it back up. Like, "this guy's being a Karen so I'm gonna make his food in a weird way to get back at him while keeping my job". I wouldn't blame them if that's why they made it like that.
They should be put in the shadow realm because they obviously already lost their fucking minds
@@untitled-gv3qp It also may not even be a true story at all.
yes, correction, correct, correctly, yeah, yea, ye, mhm, ikr.
I love how he builds anger, releases it, then recalibrates each time he has a new point lol
I’m impressed he was able to make zones. Whenever I roll up burritos all the ingredients get mixed together anyways
do you mean to tell me you've attempted to commit this sort of degenerate act before
That's some talent by itself.
He does it for a living
Still a dumb way to do it
8 years later and I still feel bad for this guy.
He fucked up a simple burrito though
same :(
We all got recommended this at the same time huh ?
@@kriswell. yeah I guess so
@@kriswell. yeah i did
The rage is beautiful, makes me shed a tear every time.
In laughter yes. I still feel sorry for this guy because you know there has to be at least one of these kinds of people out there.
@@OmegaXMastersame 💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This has the same energy as Sam O’ nella academy’s “an open letter to Swiss miss” and I love it.
SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
_INSTAHNT PESS_
*Cat jumps out the window shitting itself*
SWISS MISS INSTANT PISS
niko :)
“I’m not a pelican”
That’s exactly what a pelican would say
"Humans can't usually dislocate their jaws" bold of him to assume that
"IS THIS JAMBA JUICE?!"
The people that work.at that place are horrible and i herd its a employment opportunities of hell
Junky Jelly
This sentence genuinely made me cackle omg 3:55
“Who’s brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and pop rocks that yours has” is an underrated line
OH BOY NOW I'M IN THE F***ING CHEESOPHERE
I need the script... I GOT AN IDEA
" Now I am in the SPORKING CHEESOSPHERE!!"
XD
@@Ramsey276one I don't get it.
@@reesespuffs8998 Spork
I heard that somewhere
And I will work on that script...
XD
@@reesespuffs8998 The Good Place, one of the characters swears a lot, but in the afterlife swears come out as euphemisms. So “f*ck” becomes “spork”, “f*cking” is “sporking”, “shit” is “spit”, etc.
"People eat burritos....with forks?"
Wait till this guy hears about burrito bowls.
He didn't order a burrito bowl, He ordered a Burrito.
But…sometimes ya gotta eat a burrito with a fork.
This was not one of those times but they do happen.
The fact that such burrito-construction-segregationists even exist is mindblowing.
at my school (public) there are bean burritos, and they are pretty good, but if you eat them normally, it is as hot as if you poured boiling hot water in a sauna and opened it as a swimming pool, and the only way you could eat it without burning your entire body catching on fire is eating it sideways
Bruh.... just let it cool down. Your not supposed to eat things while there scolding hot.... use your common sense bud.
@@Normaldude444 You realize they probably have like... Around 30 minutes for lunch?
@@AuxTOC they prolly dont take mf hour to cool down, they take at most 6-7 minutes
@@nightshadow2794 Have you ever tested how long it takes for burritos to cool tf down, cuz its like curry: It takes HOURS.
@@Techischannel I swear if you put a pot of curry into the middle of Antartica it will melt Antarctica
The more I think about this Burrito, the more I realize how hard it would be to make one like this. This has to be intentionally malicious. Whoever made this knew what they were doing and still decided to be a menace from guacamole to lettuce.
Depending on how it was I made, I have a theory as to how this Burrito came to be, the fillings were laid out in strips meant to be rolled with them being horizontal, while when this burrito was rolled they were vertical, essentially just making circles
ings of filling instead of a passable burrito.
"A menace from guacamole to lettuce." Is a quote and a half.
@Guido Mista
5-1=?
@@sentsnedd6723 my theory is that it was rolled up first and then the person stood the shell up and poured in the ingredients in order from a checklist on the wall or something
Once you've gone down the path of the horizontal burrito, there is no return.
there was a guy in the comment section who wrote,
"Great story that I enjoyed very much, Jack, you are very talented, but the unnecessary f bombs ruined it for me. If you stop cursing, I’ll follow you. Until then, not so much."
jack dire responded with,
"You have to be a very specific kind of person to think someone who writes jokes on the internet gives a fuck about how you want the jokes to be written."
r/murderedbywords
Burn baby, BURN
🤣JESUS FUCK, They're just F bombs. Sounds like something my mother would maybe do, lol
@@2boysyou2be of course lol
@setsers1 this is a 3 year old comment, why the fuck re you responding
I have discovered this 7 years into the future during the 3 third consecutive year of the pandemic and this is more accurate to the time we live in today than i have every felt anything could ever be.
This mans words are my new life outlook. Thank you, strange offended burrito man. My life is now complete.
And I am happy to give voice to these angry words for you!
@@EvanBremer hello Sir, I am dumbfounded that there are people who still comments on their old videos. How are you able to do it?
The first and last time I went to a Chipotle they folded my burrito into a ball and gave me spicy peppers when I asked for not spicy peppers.....wtf went through their brains
@@whoisanarnb he gets blessed by the algorithm 🤷♂️
@@EvanBremer I didn't even have to watch the video the thumbnail already described the entire manuscript of the video but after seeing tis video was 8 fucking years old I decided to add to the collective of people who had seen this in the hopes that the original creator of the post would be reminded of this experience again and remember all the pain it caused him and to know so many people are laughing not with him, but at him. I have a chlamydia.
3 simple solutions:
Smash it like a soda can so it is even
Eat it vertically (IDK how you would do that)
Re-assemble it from scratch
He would probably do the first one
Didnt he explicitly day he didnt want to do the last 2?
How's he gonna reassemble it when he's already bitten a hole out of it, you fucking moron?
Basically- diy smoothie, Corn on the cob style, or do the job you paid someone to do.
Burrito puzzle :)
How will the first method make it even? That doesn't make sense. It's too long
POV: Riddler goes to Chipotle
While most burritos are meant to be eaten with your hands, I will point out that “wet” burritos (burritos smothered in salsa and/or cheese on the outside, generally served at sit-down restaurants) are normally eaten with fork and knife-but you still eat a wet burrito FROM ONE END as God intended, you don’t disassemble it and scoop the fillings out like some kind of floppy pot pie!
After working at chipotle for 7 months, we didn't have wet burritos on the menu, but by God are chipotle customers determined to make burritos wetter than actual wet burritos. Absolute Fucking nightmare to roll too
@@cyanidenightshade Stfu and give me the five salsa pours and extra pound of guacamole I paid for /s
“As God intended” 💀
Maybe not, but now I want to make a burrito with chicken pot pie ingredients.
@@cyanidenightshade Qdoba gang
I can feel the pain and suffering within this
How do you even do that? I'm impressed that whomever made it managed to make it look like a core sample.
get a can.
place tortilla.
then insert ingredients. tada layered stuff
@@JS-rv3et
I'll do you one better: Skip the can.
@@vicenteisaaclopezvaldez2450 r/woosh?
you need the can to get the burrito to come out "properly".
ie in the way that has been described.
It’s quite easy, though this illustration is definitely not totally accurate. You basically start on one side with one ingredient and put each ingredient next to eachother instead of on top of eachother.
the molten sour cream core😂😂
GOD I remember this post, never fails to be hilarious and this voice acting version really pulls through with how I read it in my head
I love how the swearing slowly starts up and gets more intense as it continues.
I’ll personally pay like 20 bucks to get this guy a new burrito they deserve it.
He*
@@mediaconglomerate4897 ok
@@mediaconglomerate4897 ok
Well a burrito where I’m at would be like 10-13 bucks.
Imagine taking one big bite of burrito and it’s nothing but sour cream 😭 💀
not as bad as nothing but cilantro
@@sunkeeper8009 Nah, cilantro is gooooood. Sour cream is horrible alone.
@@Gandhi_Physique Cilantro tastes like the chemicals used for dislodging rusted sewer pipes. Apparently the perceived taste is genetic but last time I had it the taste lingered in my mouth for days on end even after brushing my tongue numerous times. Absolutely horrible plant.
@@0x1EGEN Yeah it is genetic. Tastes like soap or something to people like you. Really sucks though because cilantro is one of my favorite things put on foods so I wish y'all could taste it. I may be overselling it but I like it a lot personally.
I've yet to bite into a Burrito and get a mouth full of Guacamole but thinking about it makes me gag... At least Sour Cream is edible...-ish
The Papa's Burritoria customer after 7 year old me serves them
Do you mean "Tacoria"?
@@AwesomeYena …It’s an burrito rant
@@YourNormalProgram I'm pretty sure they have burritos in that game
The taco game has burritos in it, and there isn’t a Papa’s game where you just make burritos.
@@Termina_ Cry about it
I literally just got recommended this. This man’s love for burritos is very passionate.
Yea
More like the hate for this particular burrito
Same.
You have to deliberately do this, the guy that made that "burrito" did it on purpose.
gotta give credit, the dude was really passionate about his distaste for getting a bad burrito.
( bites into burrito) Goes back in and slaps worker with said burrito
The burrito gets eaten with a fork only when it's wet or smothered. Even then you don't want your ingredients to live in their own "separate but equal" tortilla zones.
Cilantro Cavern
Empire of Sour Cream
Lettuce Country
Bean Swamp
Rice Mines
Cheesosphere
Salsa Pocket
So, where we droppin boys?
lets drop at Meat Malefic
@@palerider2143 wish I could heart replies in my own comment
@@jonesbaxterdam How about Tortilla Fortilla
@@palerider2143 it just keeps getting better!!
How about we drop on the fucking stain who made this, we drop a fucking uppercut
I imagine devouring this burrito is the closest one can communicate the taste of the nine circles of hell.
Cilantro alone would be the worse, don’t get me wrong, I like Cilantro as much as the next guy, but there's a reason why it's used as a garnish.
Each zone you see in the burrito is a layer of hell itself. A list can be made from best to worst tasting.
I’ll make one soon.
This is a hidden gem. RIP burrito maker, he couldn’t have recovered from this.
Y'know, now that I am thinking about this whole burrito situation a bit more, I feel like the person that would be making the burrito would be doing it on purpose. It seems objectively easier to just make a burrito even by fucking accident then it is to put the ingredients in such a way that when the tortilla is folded they form layers.
That's what I was thinking up until the Jamba juice line, at which point I could only focus on trying to breathe
I like this version, it's not censored
i don't like how he yells things when i read it i read it in a more angered yet disappointed and disapproving
like superior voice not FULL SEND
This is one of the best things I’ve ever heard.
Your not mugman! *pulls out finger gun* what did yiu do with mugman imposter?!
*pulls out two finger guns. Wouldn’t you like to know?
@@andhispalmugman6314 *pulls out 2 more finger guns* so were going to play that game huh?
@@bobrock6438 wait, what
@@MintyMoron64 did i studder?
A whole layer of cilantro would taste like burnt plastic to me
Absolutely do not regret stumbling onto this gem
Can we petition Ryan Reynolds to recite this please?
Come to think of it, that rant kinda-sorta sounds like something Deadpool would say.
You might be able to get him to do it on Cameo
Update, I checked, he does not appear to be on there.
Bot comment
@@TheAweman49 Dammit. Really?
Fast food workers deserve to be paid more, however this one specific person who made this burrito, deserves to be banned from earth
What if he did it intentionally because the customer was actually being an @$$
@@etherealgamer6479 then the worker is funny
this was a whole emotional journey and i loved every second of it
This video popped up randomly, never heard of or seen this uploader.
But I’m so happy you appeared in my newsfeed 😭😭🤣🤣
He sounds like riddler from Batman Arkham knight💀
15 years ago, I shared this on Tumblr, and now all these years later it still makes me laugh until I cry
That's why we all hope McDonald's dont make MEXICAN burritos
Was this burrito made in McDonald's
@@2boysyou2be Probably Chipotle
Whats with the emphasis on Mexican? As opposed to what? Japanese burrito? Burritos are mexican dude.
@@ericktellez7632 burritos originated from California
@@sparemint2194 mission burritos are californian, burritos as a thing are from the north of mexico, do you think mexicans wouldnt have the common sense of just folding food in a tortilla or something? idiot
He sounds like pm seymour...
AND I LOVE IT.
Hell yea
Man rolls “worst burrito ever,” asked to leave Chipotle
Eating a burrito and this masterpiece came to mind like a wonderful repressed memory.
That's why you gotta go to Panchero's, man. They mix it all up before wrapping.
Why does he sound like the 'Toss Me My Keys' guy when he yells...
If someone handed me a burrito with fork THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION 10 SECONDS LATER!
Free hat
Sounds like something I'd pay some keys for.
@@theoverpreparerlamenters3r436 How about 70.4 ref?
I see the algorithm fairies have struck again and found an old classic.
love how everyone's wringing out however much poetic talent they have to its fullest potential just to diss this burrito.
The pettiness in this rant is beautiful
I bet this man is a whole demon in his shower arguments, but when auguring with someone irl he'll curl up into a pitiful ball of dispair.
I'm so glad this was recommended to me. Every single aspect of this is original and perfect
Yes best rant this happens to me every time so i just dont go there anymore and they look at you like you the bad guy ahh and how much did they charge you BC THEY ALLWAYS OVER CHARGE AND FOR WHAT GIVING ME ALL RICE
@NLE CHOPPA I hope you mean they didn't serve you a burrito in a fucking bowl.
@@asnailwithpizza9724 naw you just buy burrito guts in a bowl
Truly one of the most valuable videos and future capsule
“Willing myself through an EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM, just to END UP IN F***ING LETTUCE COUNTRY”
Was not expecting that, genuinely made me do a spit take
What sociopath makes a burrito like that? That right there is a crime against food.
In the case of the forks, I’ve eaten a lot of burritos with a fork, but that was purely because the burrito I had was simply too messy to pick up with my hands or had sauce covering it.
Bruh that might have been an enchilada.
@@samual_not_samuel what fucking enchilada is as big as a burrito???
@@user-lq1tp4yw3e Why the fuck would they be different sizes? The tortilla is what determines the size, so unless you always buy smaller tortilla when you make enchiladas, and bigger tortilla when you make burritos, they should both be the same size.
Alright, just so this doesn’t escalate out of control I’d like to clarify that it was indeed a burrito that I am talking about. Enchiladas generally use a rolled up tortilla to hold its contents. What I was eating was completely wrapped up on both ends making it a burrito. Hope that clears things up.
you know that burritos and enchiladas use different tortillas right?
Whenever I feel sad I come back and watch this, I love it.
I just got recommended this for the first time and this is peak UA-cam. This is what I needed this week! 😂🤣😂🤣
this is how i feel right now.
all of the sour cream was on one side
I am watching this on August 17th, 2022, and I couldn't feel more complete. This video very much gives off storytime animator vibes and I love it. I hope you're doing well man, you deserve so many more subscribers
Trur
*True!!
I like the idea that you have to literally unhinge your jaw and slowly eat the food with the accuracy and method of a hydraulic press in order to get a bite with every flavor without eating the entire thing instantly
Also, imagine you take a bite of your burrito and it's either entirely guacamole or lettuce and cheese.
I still feel a deep and unyielding rage on behalf of this man when I think of the burrito injustice he suffered.
Nearly 10 years later and Bettina Levy optimised this by about 40 seconds lol
I'm writing a college essay on this video. This was my first thought when they said I could use any speech. I'm glad you exist
This man's rage is so intense that I don't think a video like this is going to accurately cover just how fucking mad he really is xD
I want to see someone make this burrito, but also I don’t as well
Funniest part for me is that a burrito like the one shown is impossible to make on accident. You'd have to really put in the effort to make each part layered and not have them mixed when rolling it all up.
that sour cream middle must've been traumatizing
I love how this just shows up 8 years after it's uploaded lmao
If he talked to me this way before I made him a burrito, I'd have made it that way on purpose.
The original is by Jack Dire and the picture is aswell.
Watch this in x2 speed. He sounds like the riddler from Batman: Arkham Knight.
Okay so i'm not the only one who thinks this sounds like an unhinged riddlerant.
This post never gets old lol
4:51 Hey used car dealers in the American Southeast and Midwest, the budget Maverick 88 was a neat gimmick at first, but I already own baby's first bird gun. At this point a set of tools that I wouldn't be too upset about if they're stolen would be a nice alternative.
imagine getting to the sour cream section 😭
I can't even fathom how someone could make a burrito like that
I found this 8 years after it was posted and it’s timelessly Relatable. Also this reminds me, Speaking of Burritos, i Have my own mini Rant. What knuckle dragging Chucklef$&k at the taco bell corporate office thought it was a good idea to discontinue the 7 layer burrito?! That was one of their like Basic menu items that I essentially treated as a Side Salad to the Smaller Beefy 5 Layer burrito. I know that sounds gluttonous but to be fair, those 2 together is around the same amount of food as a Burrito from Chipotle Or Moe’s Southwest.
Them together felt like a complete meal and was what I ordered every time I went to Taco Bell, individually the 7 layer is kinda bland and the 5 layer is too greasy, the 2 complemented eachother perfectly like Fast Food Burrito Yin and Yang, and by Discontinuing one the Entire menu is thrown out of wack because from what I can Tell the 7 Layer was one of the Healthiest thing they had (By Default). From now On I’m sticking with Chipotle.
also i was always told that the little cinnamon things are only served at breakfast... LIKE DO THEY WANT MY MONEY OR NOT?
@@potatoperson1860 Wait WHAT?!
Do you mean the Cinnabon balls or the old cinnamon twist things?
@@willku9000 the balls
@@potatoperson1860 oh. That’s still Flaming BS but a little more Understandable… then again I don’t even know if they still sell the Cinnamon Twisty things
The beefy cheese and rice was my go to on the dollar menu. Some still have it, but it's nearly 3 bucks now.
UA-cam: recommends this to me 8 years later
The biggest crime here is all that FUCKING sour cream 🤣🤣
I've watched this so many times and it never EVER gets old
this is a piece of history
No this is sparta
@@warpedmine9682 no this is patrick
I see u everywhereeeee
"People eat burritos with forks!?"
My man. My grandma is an example of these people. I love her, but she is an example of the fact that there are people who eat everything with cutlery. Yes, even fries, yes, even pizza, yes, even sushi, yes, even her slice of bread with something on it, yes, even her grilled cheese. Everything. She eats everything with cutlery, no exceptions...
Wait never mind. I think the one exception is if it's not a proper meal. If there's like... A party with some crackers that have stuff on them, of there's a bowl of chips or she's having a cookie with her coffee. She eats those with her hands. I think that is because there is no cutlery at the moment, but yeah... Assuming it's a meal, she eats everything with cutlery, no exceptions.
Sushi with a fork and knife...
I'm sorry but your grandma has to die, that way nobody has to ever see the 1880's all over again
@@Bixen_Bings what do you mean? Also, she's very sweet
@@mikethegoo I mean that sometimes it's best to leave the past in the past
@@Bixen_Bings I know, but I'm not ready to lose her yet
I just ate my first burrito while having this in the background, made the experience magical.
What must have happened was the guy laid all the ingredients out on the tortilla, but rolled the burrito the wrong way so all the ingredients sat next to eachother rather than being rolled on top of eachother.
how is it even physically possible to structure a burrito like this?
💎spite💎
I'm guessing the employee, for some reason, added the ingredients in their own little sections for each one, and then, somehow, rolled the burrito the wrong way.
Why did this get recommended 8 years later
That is honestly a very good question.
Today I was eating a burrito for dinner in the entire time I had a line “ a burrito that had been shot in the gut it was bleeding your ineptitude” stuck in my head and I just want to say thanks for that truly eye opening experience my life will never be the same I have been forever changed
Edit: as a bean and cheese supremest I don’t have to deal with this problem lol
this video is still so fantastic
I don’t even like burritos but looking at that sour cream layer makes me want to wretch and it makes me feel bad for people who have had a proper burrito had to bite into TH A T
I don't even know how you would make a burrito like this, this is kinda impressive tbh.
I barely ever make burritos, and when i do it's 100% length wise, i even agree with everything he says, but i STILL feel insulted either ways.
why?!
I know the worker messed up, but dude, after you realized it was like this from a few bites you could’ve unfolded it, mixed it up, and eaten it normally
He explicitly established and debunked this point in the video
This has the same energy as the woman who wrote that amazon review for Haribo sugar free gummies, minus the trolling. This guy is genuinely angry 🤣
Why is there so much sour cream though? Like imagine biting into that and getting an entire ocean of cream in your mouth