How (NOT) To Play Breach

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  • Опубліковано 16 вер 2024
  • oh my god get some brain cells why do you idiots have to go and trash my favorite mode there's plenty of less mentally challenging modes to play like deathmatch since that's how you asinine brainlet neanderthals seem to like to play
    ok thx for watchin byeeeeeeeeeee
    #gaming #funny #forhonor #forhonorgameplay #forhonormemes #forhonormeme #forhonormemes #forhonormontage
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  • @bastiongobrrrrrrrrr5647
    @bastiongobrrrrrrrrr5647 3 місяці тому +102

    This is painful to witness how terrible breach teammates are

    • @amicxble9350
      @amicxble9350 3 дні тому

      Imagine being upset bc people wanna play the game how they want to play🤡🤡🤡🤡

    • @xxsoul_mastr10xx445
      @xxsoul_mastr10xx445 6 годин тому

      @@amicxble9350no but it’s like bad like really really bad people who play breach are brain dead

  • @dv5031
    @dv5031 2 місяці тому +34

    0:52 The Bots that replace teammates are either better than the person that left or actual mouth breathers

  • @SinnerBeta
    @SinnerBeta 3 місяці тому +48

    No clips of teammate dying to the guardian while the enemy team captures the ramparts and banner? Because I love when that happens.

  • @TeaRodriguez-g4i
    @TeaRodriguez-g4i Місяць тому +10

    I thought I was the only one who rolled off spawn , everything thought in this video is exactly how I feel solo que breach,
    I just had a moment where some guy pushed our ram off rip into the archers complaining.
    Told him he's being stupid for pushing the ram , and come help , he came over claiming zones with me I showed him that the banner spawns a 27:00. After they apologized and listened when I pinged stuff

  • @silvical
    @silvical 2 місяці тому +7

    8:50
    Honestly, a ballista shooting you while you're surrounded is probably the most surreal thing I've seen. 3 enemies on all sides, and they choose the one behind you. I've had bad shots on ballista when people are moving a lot, but that shot was downright diabolical and a crime on his targeting.

  • @alphastronghold715
    @alphastronghold715 7 днів тому +3

    Seriously, it’s not rocket science.
    Siege warfare 101: TAKE THE DAMN WALLS FIRST.

  • @T-Bone_SSteak
    @T-Bone_SSteak 8 днів тому +3

    Mothereffer just made the best breach guide in 2 minutes and 38 seconds

  • @DiK_NN
    @DiK_NN 7 днів тому +1

    The most infuriating part of this video for me that literally every thing here is relatable (except only for a heal zones moments)

  • @Bishop_Aceeus
    @Bishop_Aceeus 10 днів тому +3

    This is just a documentary on people who play breach with K/D in mind instead of playing. Thanks for recording this documentary for us

  • @ii-jm5wq
    @ii-jm5wq 3 місяці тому +10

    I'll list some of the terrible elements of this game. Even if you guard perfectly, you still get hit (except for attacks that can't be guarded), even if you successfully deflect perfectly, the deflect guard doesn't appear, if you dash attack while pressing the forward movement button, the enemy will successfully evade and go around behind you, if you press the lock indicator and attack at that moment, you will move away from the enemy and move back, directional input bugs, a system where going up and down a ladder multiple times activates the effects of evasion, hyper armor, and tackle (this is unnecessary), throwing combat techniques are very likely to miss depending on the step you are standing on, bots have a slight buff in attack range, evasion success time, and input reaction speed compared to players (I think this is due to PING 0), if you receive a strong attack during a counterattack, you will lean back even further, minion attacks are unavoidable, if you receive a minion attack at the moment of your finishing attack, you can quickly launch the next attack, and many other fatal bugs and lags remain unfixed. (There are many more than I just mentioned.)
    That's the game FOR HONOR.

    • @yollnahkriin6604
      @yollnahkriin6604 2 місяці тому +5

      Why did I never encounter almost any of these..? Bots having any buff in attack range or dodge timings is just wild to think about. All the guards and deflects work perfectly if you're under like 120 ping, etc.

    • @sophisticatedseal4748
      @sophisticatedseal4748 2 місяці тому +3

      ​@@yollnahkriin6604 idk most of these seem like trivial issues

    • @Oilupimtherein5
      @Oilupimtherein5 27 днів тому

      W schizophrenia

    • @alphastronghold715
      @alphastronghold715 7 днів тому

      I almost never run into any of these. I never use this phrase because I think it’s stupid but legitimately: skill issue.

  • @AxeBearingVoyager
    @AxeBearingVoyager 3 місяці тому +22

    While I agree with all your complaints (I've seen plenty of this shit go on too) the worst thing by far is how tilted you're getting without realising that teammates are just blue-colored enemies and dealing with it

    • @TheSuperSpud
      @TheSuperSpud Місяць тому +2

      Also ngl gear perks are for nerds

  • @madlad7488
    @madlad7488 2 місяці тому +14

    I actually didn't know that players can move the ram, I thought it was just that you were there to kill the minions. Also, I hate how teamates will thirst guardian so hard while our points are either not moving or getting taken.

    • @lirioplaygames7984
      @lirioplaygames7984 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah they can move it, and speed up when minions are near by the ram with a heros

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@lirioplaygames7984Only when there aren't any enemy minions or heroes present.

  • @Smob64
    @Smob64 3 місяці тому +6

    If i may add something
    You should always as a defender use rally call on your minions when the ram is stopped
    Makes your guys poke faster
    And use arrow storm on the ram aswell it damages it like crazy like atleast short of half a cauldrons worth

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  3 місяці тому +5

      yes this is good too i just decided to leave feats out as everyone has different ones but yes please my children use your feats

  • @SharpGamingN
    @SharpGamingN 7 днів тому +1

    Dude I always run this game with my best friend and even the 2 of us can’t carry 2 brain dead teamates it’s impossibly hard

  • @sefkon6037
    @sefkon6037 2 місяці тому +7

    I capture the health areas for incase the enemies need to do a heal run they have to wait a couple of seconds and that's enough to get in there and deny it if your focused on minions. Goes for Attack and Defense

    • @KriUwO
      @KriUwO 2 місяці тому +2

      fr brah 🗿

    • @Dareword
      @Dareword 2 місяці тому +4

      so you waste time so they have to waste time? Congratulations, you have wasted the exact same time for both teams. The only difference being, the enemy went there to heal, while you, fully healed, could have gone somewhere else and actually contribute

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 28 днів тому +1

      ​@@DarewordSometimes it's enough to stop for a split second if you're running across a healing point anyway.
      Otherwise, it's kinda wasted time, yes.

    • @Dareword
      @Dareword 28 днів тому +3

      @@mark030a sometimes that split second is a matter of winning the game.
      and you are not really slowing the enemy down anyway

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a 28 днів тому +1

      @@Dareword I have to disagree on the slowing down part. A zone that takes even 1 second to conquer is 1 second of healing denied to an enemy, which in turn can save an entire Rampart in some cases.
      In the end, it really comes down to nitpicking. But if I'm on my way to the next Rampart, I might as well stop by for an idle second in case an enemy decided to run past me and instantly into the healing zone.
      This happens occasionally, especially when I'm playing Heroes without a roll catcher such as Conqueror. So I'd end up wasting time just TRYING to hit them, when I could wait for them to arrive at the Healing zone, see them realise it doesn't do jack shit because it's under our control and then promptly beat the ever living fuck out of that one poor guy that just wanted to heal a little.

  • @plasma3878
    @plasma3878 10 днів тому +4

    just to add little insult to injury 9/10 when I play pve on breach my teams do all the objectives and push the cart (the banner is usually a bit iffy because most cant decide whether to do that or the guardian) but the minute i get into pvp breach....it feels like lobotomies are back in fashion and that comes from someone who is shit at this game

  • @Nrrbiii
    @Nrrbiii Місяць тому +3

    Grapefruit? More like orange

  • @alexanderkarl1344
    @alexanderkarl1344 Місяць тому +5

    my favorite part about Breach is just how oblivious players are. Like you know how people talk about your 6th sense or whatever? I feel like Breach players have the opposite of that and they are actually less receptive to everything around them lmao.

  • @Furby36
    @Furby36 Місяць тому +2

    Bro, the amount of times I’ve seen some idiot try and solo the guardian, only to get caught by the enemy and lose the buff to their whole team is staggering

  • @pinecone6689
    @pinecone6689 2 місяці тому +3

    Tried to solo que in breach and after the 1st door was knocked my whole team left

  • @wesbenarnold1980
    @wesbenarnold1980 8 днів тому +1

    Objectives are too complex apparently 😂

  • @Dopplegangervr
    @Dopplegangervr 10 днів тому +1

    I still have no idea how to play breach

  • @jaydenbingham-mp9ri
    @jaydenbingham-mp9ri 10 днів тому +1

    Literally had a match where all the enemy team who had high reps but they all sat at the zones battling my teammates while me and my brother just moved the ram along and they didn’t do shit to the ram and that led to us having 21 lives and we sweeped the commander.

  • @dabossxp6930
    @dabossxp6930 2 місяці тому +4

    Me who doesn’t care but just want to play the game:🗿

  • @TheRussianLair.
    @TheRussianLair. 2 місяці тому +1

    Underrated channel, +1 sub gained

  • @JustCobaltVA
    @JustCobaltVA 2 місяці тому +1

    Lemme sub, this was funny and engaging:)

  • @SolomonSynn
    @SolomonSynn 2 місяці тому +2

    Nice edits, good video. Subbing.

  • @Aussie_Jackal
    @Aussie_Jackal 10 днів тому +1

    MEANWHILE OCEANIC PLAYERS CAN'T FIND A PVP MATCH OF BREACH

  • @Arch-Luster
    @Arch-Luster 3 місяці тому +35

    I'll admit it the clips you showed had a lot of people doing stupit things that should have been made clear (and were made clear.) But maibe you could tone the agression down a notch. I hate to say it my self... but it's just a game.

    • @hunt_u_dude3348
      @hunt_u_dude3348 3 місяці тому +9

      Just a game but this video lowkey needs more traction bc people don’t know “how” to play

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  3 місяці тому +26

      If I wasn’t angry it wouldn’t be funny

    • @FEARTAT3R-rx9dl
      @FEARTAT3R-rx9dl 3 місяці тому +7

      He got angry for the funny

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  3 місяці тому +10

      @@FEARTAT3R-rx9dl this guy gets it

    • @hoodini.k8070
      @hoodini.k8070 3 місяці тому

      Fuck it who cares if he’s aggressive so cry in your little safe place corner with your bottle games been out for 8 years

  • @kompborb9229
    @kompborb9229 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks for reminding me why I stopped playing this game

  • @BlicedSread
    @BlicedSread 3 місяці тому +1

    Great video on what not to do.
    4:52
    And for the love of fucking God, Thor, and Hentai throw the side lights ffs
    he would be dead

  • @demon-with47
    @demon-with47 2 місяці тому +1

    I feel this guy's pain😢

  • @gianluigifrendo1331
    @gianluigifrendo1331 2 місяці тому +1

    We all share the same pain

  • @darksamurai7575
    @darksamurai7575 2 місяці тому +1

    Nice content 😁🤙

  • @lirioplaygames7984
    @lirioplaygames7984 2 місяці тому +1

    The guy who killed you with the ballista did it on purpose, it's not possible otherwise 😂

  • @Slayer17704
    @Slayer17704 Місяць тому +1

    Hey grapefruit would love to play this game with you sometime hit me up man

  • @TheGreatBig
    @TheGreatBig 2 місяці тому +2

    I just ran into you in a Dominion match - was the Warden that probs looked good but played like DS and somehow still went 15-something (Ganking really is a godsend) and I didn't get to really tell you before you left the lobby post-match; just wanted to say this was very entertaining. Keep up the good work, and GG.

  • @d0nny602
    @d0nny602 2 місяці тому +1

    I like dis

  • @arcangel1749
    @arcangel1749 6 днів тому

    hey bro, feel free to add me on pc/steam, I know how to play breach, and the randoms have 1 collective braincell, I cant take it anymore

  • @charlescollins9117
    @charlescollins9117 2 місяці тому +1

    do you think he knew he was clowning a bot orrrrrr

  • @CulltureShock
    @CulltureShock 3 місяці тому +1

    10:38 Um actually, you didnt say what to do with the thing, after taking the thing 🤓👆

  • @Nillador
    @Nillador 2 місяці тому +1

    Lol

  • @corvoattano5203
    @corvoattano5203 Місяць тому +3

    why u so mad bro

  • @jameshendrick7849
    @jameshendrick7849 2 місяці тому +1

    lol all this time seething over your teammates and complaining about them, when you could be in VOIP communicating with them 😂

  • @yollnahkriin6604
    @yollnahkriin6604 2 місяці тому +1

    Tbf game picks teammates based on your own skill. Teammates in my games usually are sane enough to gank.

    • @rudyh721
      @rudyh721 Місяць тому +1

      It bases skill on KDA, so even if you suck at objectives and you play selfishly/braindead it’ll classify you as the same skill as the guy anti-ganking in the objective

  • @skitterleaf814
    @skitterleaf814 Місяць тому +4

    Hey don’t you talk dirty about Hitokiri 😡

  • @user-qt4jg1ff3r
    @user-qt4jg1ff3r 2 місяці тому +1

    Orochi is just better bro☠️

  • @fangalien7245
    @fangalien7245 3 місяці тому +2

    How are you always dead

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  3 місяці тому +3

      I’m not, it’s just the best time to fully realize your teammates’ stupidity

    • @SetSubarashii
      @SetSubarashii 3 місяці тому +2

      @@Grapefruittf2 lol because the teammates are why you're losing most fights. Take accountability, I know you can't do it all but fuck blaming all ur teammates won't make u better.

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  3 місяці тому +5

      @@SetSubarashii oh brother

    • @bastiongobrrrrrrrrr5647
      @bastiongobrrrrrrrrr5647 3 місяці тому +2

      If you need a teammate who has brain cells hmu

    • @TheJason011
      @TheJason011 3 місяці тому

      @@SetSubarashiiI agree he is very an bad breach player and need to better get at game 😂😂😂😂😂😂 keep mad boy

  • @dantemunoz3135
    @dantemunoz3135 2 місяці тому

    I play hirokiri and i always carry obj on breach fym

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  2 місяці тому +1

      @@dantemunoz3135 the exception only proves the rule my boy

    • @rudyh721
      @rudyh721 Місяць тому +2

      “I always carry obj” he means the healing zone

  • @revan9253
    @revan9253 Місяць тому +1

    0:58 bro that a bot 😭
    Btw this is old ass footage

  • @lucasgroen5519
    @lucasgroen5519 2 місяці тому +3

    you must be the least fun guy to play with, i bet you also act like this against your friends while playing..

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  2 місяці тому +6

      I’m the most fun guy when playing with your mom

    • @Mr.Skeleton-El
      @Mr.Skeleton-El 13 днів тому +2

      Of course he has the r6 pfp

    • @smellme6313
      @smellme6313 11 днів тому

      @lucasgroen5519 You’re the idiot that camps guardian.

  • @HateIncarnate
    @HateIncarnate Місяць тому +1

    People don't even know how to play dom 😒

  • @juiceboxbzrk
    @juiceboxbzrk 2 місяці тому +1

    Still crying about hito? Sad

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  2 місяці тому +1

      found the hito main

    • @8xvi837
      @8xvi837 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Grapefruittf2lol seethe more

  • @belthizar9431
    @belthizar9431 Місяць тому +2

    This guy is the type of person that tries way to hard to win and then the word “fun” is an unknowable concept. Make a mistake and they bully you or insult you the whole game.

    • @Grapefruittf2
      @Grapefruittf2  Місяць тому +1

      @@belthizar9431 ua-cam.com/video/yuDi2_GqoxU/v-deo.htmlsi=Lf8mV8v3gJNtFEZa just for u

    • @belthizar9431
      @belthizar9431 Місяць тому +2

      @@Grapefruittf2 sorry man you just appeared in my feed first video I’ve ever seen of you. No clue who you even are, didn’t know it was suppose to be a joke video. Want to play breach and yell at me sometime hit me up. I love the attention.

  • @Mick-vo8gw
    @Mick-vo8gw 29 днів тому +1

    Gosh i've been raging over bad teammates in breach games for so long and YES your video depicts exactly what they do and how i react 😂 i feel sometimes people are just braindead and i'm not even that good at the game it's just common sense 🧍

  • @helloiamcatbug.5702
    @helloiamcatbug.5702 6 днів тому +1

    20+ level hero die after 2 minute start match, Hehe classic PVE noobs.