Why I Placed 1,000,000 Bamboo...

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  • Опубліковано 6 тра 2023
  • in this video i planted over 1,000,000 bambo on this server! and it was insane!
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    Like Parrot / ParrotX2 Lifesteal SMP Series where he broke bedrock or blew up 12.240 TNT. Not Technoblade / TommyInnit / or any other Dream SMP member. This is a new and original Minecraft idea like HermitCraft or LastLife with Grian and MumboJumbo. Survival is harder than Hardcore Minecraft because PVP is on. I escaped this Minecraft prison like Omziiscool but not Parrot or Clownpierce or Spoke with 100+ / 2,193 Bedrock and TNT. This stacked player stole my permanent hearts on the Lifesteal SMP
    Thanks for watching - CJL.. (credit to gismo for the thumbnail)
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  • @Seth_CR7
    @Seth_CR7 Рік тому +1532

    “I wonder who placed all this bamboo at spawn”
    Also CJL with bamboo all around his base and an entire bamboo farm

  • @KingMako30
    @KingMako30 Рік тому +1027

    Invisibility potions would've made this easier. Even if they spot you, they wouldn't see your name until you were slain and had it show up in chat.

    • @CJL
      @CJL  Рік тому +214

      I had glowing lol

    • @connorson3468
      @connorson3468 Рік тому +65

      Also they would see all ppl on the server on the server list soooo when CJL is alone with someone else they just need to look at the server list

    • @hassanrizwan6304
      @hassanrizwan6304 Рік тому +8

      @@connorson3468 yeah

    • @notnow7302
      @notnow7302 11 місяців тому +9

      @@amberwoodside3399 they would still see on tab who was it, he planted only when there was no one and someone would immediately know it's him if they were 1v1

    • @kylekataryn3454
      @kylekataryn3454 11 місяців тому +9

      @@CJL it's not a lie to say you're not the "bamboo bandit" because that's their name, not yours.

  • @Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter
    @Twist-The-Friendly-Hunter Рік тому +644

    Perfect way to throw them off...
    Say your base was hit by the bamboo bandit.
    And hit some others to sow the seeds of doubt.

    • @CJL
      @CJL  Рік тому +123

      This would have been really good lol

    • @krispalermo8133
      @krispalermo8133 9 місяців тому +1

      @@CJL I tried a water trap to kill monsters that didn't work out, but ...
      I had six buckets of water funnel into a center point and put a door in front of it facing off a cliff over water.
      Whoever opens the door is hit by a burst of water with some much pressure it knocks the person off the cliff into the water.
      The shock value was it kills the person that opens the door and blows their equipment all over the place floating on the sea below the cliff.
      a.) My thirty year old cousin, " Christ WTF ?! .. How that happen, lets try that again !"
      b.) My cousin sister, just a state of mild confusion.
      c.) My cousin's wife, .. she didn't find it too funny at the lest.
      So my cousin built a water tower above the safe house, and told his wife to use the back door. So she used the front door and flooded the main base, drowning, dying, respawning, and drowning again in repeated cycles till my cousin open and close the water pipe from the outside.
      Needless to say, his wife wasn't happy.
      2.) Find a working mine pit, tunnel in and up creating a mushroom. create six water fountains leading down a center shaft.
      When the miner returns to the pit to finish working, they remove the placement block and flood their location drowning.
      My cousin created a Neither Portal, so since I was new to the game and he was sleeping on the couch. I went through the portal dying a dozen times. But in one spot I manage to tunnel in and safeguard myself. I created the water trap and place a cube block of ore to bait him.
      When he removed the ore, he was water pushed straight out into a larva pit.
      b.) After he got BLOWN off the cliff with my prank, he looked at me and said, " OHH ! Soo, .. you been through the portal a few times ! "
      Larva traps are fun too.

  • @thermobarickitten1062
    @thermobarickitten1062 Рік тому +566

    Those pandas are gonna be REALLY happy...

  • @Mariwend
    @Mariwend Рік тому +87

    It makes it way harder to disguise yourself considering your constantly surrounded by a radiant light capable of piercing through solid objects.

  • @Stryph_
    @Stryph_ Рік тому +171

    I still have SO MUCH BAMBOO to clean up 💀

  • @nikrotar6980
    @nikrotar6980 Рік тому +64

    CJL 100% failed math bro planted 350k bamboo and said 750k left. No words man

  • @Willsion
    @Willsion Рік тому +341

    This video is a perfect combination of humour and story, AMAZING job cjl!

  • @Reeon
    @Reeon Рік тому +55

    bro's the bamboo bandit 💀

  • @Dark_Vekx
    @Dark_Vekx Рік тому +202

    Honestly, I think the bamboo looks good. It adds life to the boring ass planes of nothingness

  • @kais-alr
    @kais-alr 11 місяців тому +12

    ngl they totally should have called you something like 'the bamboozler' because calling you a bandit implies you were stealing bamboo, when it was kinda the opposite, plus you bamboozled the entire server by creating the biggest mystery, and it sounds cooler

  • @Clip_It1
    @Clip_It1 Рік тому +105

    I can imagine your pain dealing with the lag from breaking a bunch of them down at once

  • @DemonWolfLov45
    @DemonWolfLov45 11 місяців тому +31

    The team that is trying to win this 'find the bamboo bandit' challenge: *attempting to guilt trip cjl*
    cjl: "I miss the part, where's that's my problem"

  • @peter-rg9jf
    @peter-rg9jf Рік тому +29

    If i were to do that, i would hide a few bamboo filled chests close to spawn, and some empty ones and one half full, then i would be able to claim that i found it on accident and stole some, i would also do something like a nether road taking them to a false hideout with a Farm

  • @InfamousJJ
    @InfamousJJ Рік тому +8

    bamboo bandit!!!

  • @affemitwaffe7407
    @affemitwaffe7407 Рік тому +21

    This video really inspired me im now trying to cover the entire minecraft world with bamboo

  • @Secret63333
    @Secret63333 Рік тому +11

    Rolled a 2 on persuasion, but they rolled a 1 on perception.

  • @robot_6183
    @robot_6183 Рік тому +8

    plant tons of mangrove trees around burnable wooden structures , they are hell to remove and take forever (in my experience)

  • @white_as_paper
    @white_as_paper Рік тому +37

    absolutely beautifully created and a legendary vid im new here and more minecraft youtubers like you should be blowing up to 3 mil subs

  • @OnlyASquid
    @OnlyASquid Рік тому +6

    Bros fr the bamboozler 😮

  • @artbannedone
    @artbannedone Рік тому +7

    “did you place any bamboo”
    “yeah…”
    me : not any but it’s ALOT

  • @azafreak
    @azafreak 11 місяців тому +3

    And then they met their greatest enemy,
    The letter R

  • @MINIVOID1063
    @MINIVOID1063 Рік тому +17

    Your a funny and very entertaining person. And you male high quality videos. Hope you go far lol. Well deserved

  • @theorangeoof926
    @theorangeoof926 6 місяців тому +1

    “So you’re saying that the Bamboo Bandit built a bamboo wall and farm in your base, blew your base and his farm up and then wrapped up and left?”
    “Wow, that’s based.”

  • @hamohaharemix13
    @hamohaharemix13 Рік тому +4

    As 1.20 is out by now that would be realllllly useful!

  • @WallysVoid
    @WallysVoid Рік тому +6

    You know, if you’re gonna lie, you should have admitted your house has bamboo, but tell them someone had been stealing it.

  • @LiterallyLukas
    @LiterallyLukas Рік тому +11

    Awesome video CJL!!!

  • @kagetani7705
    @kagetani7705 Рік тому +5

    i love his personality its just fun to watch.

  • @tessaelto1472
    @tessaelto1472 Рік тому +1

    Bro this cracked me up😭 so wholesome and randomly hilarious

  • @ChiffoiMC
    @ChiffoiMC Рік тому +14

    i loved the part where the bamboo bandit bamboozled all over the place

  • @PandaciteYT
    @PandaciteYT Рік тому +7

    Yessir, as a panda i encourage this content

  • @Gelo222
    @Gelo222 Рік тому +3

    i remember watching this guys streams when he hosted private games on hypixel

  • @winter7614
    @winter7614 Рік тому +2

    they have been bamboozled

  • @ArcadeOrca
    @ArcadeOrca Рік тому +2

    You're so funny! The editing is amazing too!! Keep it up 👍

  • @xhv8632
    @xhv8632 Рік тому +2

    This guy is the best !I dont know how he hasnt blown up?!

  • @MisterZalgo
    @MisterZalgo Рік тому +4

    Should there to be logs of cj placing several 100 thousand items during all the times the bandit struck

  • @GGE415
    @GGE415 6 місяців тому

    This is one of the least-destructive but = hilarious troll moves lol😂

  • @Captainukes
    @Captainukes Рік тому +2

    Love the way he gaslit everyone 😂

  • @error4life199
    @error4life199 Рік тому +3

    Dude, imagine the mod apotheosis was installed those bamboo would grow up to 30ish blocks high.

  • @Seth_CR7
    @Seth_CR7 Рік тому +6

    CJL is such a bad liar which I guess is a good thing but when Beary found him near sharkz I already had an entire story in my head that would make it look 100% like he was like innocent

    • @Chara_Dreemurr1
      @Chara_Dreemurr1 Рік тому

      He was wandering the server and saw a nametag. Was looking at it then saw it was sharkz. Then decided to leave. But beary logged on at that moment.

  • @papashoovi
    @papashoovi Рік тому +6

    next time you gotta plant 1 billion seeds over the server

  • @Georgetheone
    @Georgetheone Рік тому +3

    You should make a bamboo farm next time!

  • @Dajan456
    @Dajan456 11 місяців тому

    like how they meet up ingame to meet up in discord vc
    very immersive

  • @ClumsyToast
    @ClumsyToast Рік тому

    Hahah, I love this kind of stuff. Subscribed!!

  • @Saphintosh
    @Saphintosh 6 місяців тому

    "Say it again, Bart"
    "Bamboo"
    "YAYYYYYYY"

  • @iEdwin1000
    @iEdwin1000 11 місяців тому

    man this video was entertaining, great job man. what editor do you use?

  • @PLZBAN.N0AH
    @PLZBAN.N0AH 6 місяців тому

    Bamboo bandit lore goes crazyy

  • @-angelz
    @-angelz 11 місяців тому +1

    Love this video sm u deserve 500k subs

  • @irenewoods3666
    @irenewoods3666 6 місяців тому

    CJL: Boba collecting of the bamboo area … what am I saying

  • @FlamingBlueZack2
    @FlamingBlueZack2 Рік тому

    ... this guy is so convincing I subed as soon as he told me to lol

  • @TheMinecraftBlockHD
    @TheMinecraftBlockHD 9 місяців тому

    Awesome video man!

  • @ArtemIsABadName
    @ArtemIsABadName Рік тому +1

    6:45 Bamdit
    “aw maw gawd bruh, wha da hieell yo shut yo ass bro”

  • @rufavulpes
    @rufavulpes Рік тому +1

    ngl when i saw the thumbnail my first thought was "damn that backyard is overgrown" and the next moment was "WAIT THAt'S MINECRAFT!?"

  • @paramitayolandatantri6380
    @paramitayolandatantri6380 Рік тому

    AND CONGRATS U PLANTED ONE MILLION BAMBOOOOOO!!!!!!

  • @_.curiousbloos._2586
    @_.curiousbloos._2586 11 місяців тому

    *whole base surrounded by bamboo**
    **cjl: why are they getting suspicious of me?!**

  • @rosscelot8589
    @rosscelot8589 Рік тому +4

    You could say that the server got Bamboozled

  • @CashTheAmazing
    @CashTheAmazing 9 місяців тому

    i just love this guys voice its so amazing not to be rude but it makes it more funny im really sorry if it hurts or if ur insecure about it

  • @DylPicklee
    @DylPicklee Рік тому +1

    I WAS WAITING FOR THISSSS GG

  • @michealking6425
    @michealking6425 Рік тому +13

    Worst mystery on the server, there was so much evidence against you (playtime,bamboo home, bamboo farm, placed bamboo statistics). Then again, deductions are easier when you can see from both sides

  • @MeggaGiantMan
    @MeggaGiantMan 6 місяців тому

    "HOW DO THEY KNOW ITS ME??" *goes home and is surrounded by 100k bamboo*

  • @Deannawhite92
    @Deannawhite92 Рік тому +1

    Hello this is the first video I am watching of yours and I would like to know what time you get on the smp today so I can team up with you

  • @MisterZalgo
    @MisterZalgo Рік тому +1

    Lmao that’s like blowing up your meth lab but leaving all the equipment for the cops to find 5 yards away lol

  • @Zorzxy
    @Zorzxy Рік тому

    GOOD JOB KEEP MAKING CONTENT MIGHT BE FUTRE SPOKE!!!

  • @llawliet7163
    @llawliet7163 Рік тому

    ive definitely never seen this exact video multiple times before

  • @Felawnie
    @Felawnie 11 місяців тому

    I am crying with laughter. The interrogation!!!!! Did we-did we check our sources? dfshjgdfshgjdfsghjdgh!!!!!!!!!!

  • @ocorrupted
    @ocorrupted Рік тому +1

    WAKE UP! CJL JUST POSTED 🎉

  • @craystars1506
    @craystars1506 Рік тому +1

    i started to watch the video an started laughing every 15 seconds because of the funniest randomness

  • @fossilbones
    @fossilbones Рік тому

    i love your accent and all of the cuts XD

  • @MrOrmanley
    @MrOrmanley 10 місяців тому

    Bamboo Bandit is pretty cool, but how about; *THE BAMBOOZLER?!*

  • @BeruTheMonarch
    @BeruTheMonarch 9 місяців тому

    video was great! Earned my sub:)

  • @24k_kevy
    @24k_kevy Рік тому +2

    bamboo bandit💀💀

  • @CamoEye
    @CamoEye Рік тому +1

    The great comeback!

  • @rguess
    @rguess 11 місяців тому

    "How does he speculate it's me," maybe it's the base surrounded in bamboo.

  • @Lind37
    @Lind37 Рік тому +1

    This was AMAZING

  • @rayyanalikamran6214
    @rayyanalikamran6214 11 місяців тому

    nice man

  • @user-fg2cm1fw8p
    @user-fg2cm1fw8p 9 місяців тому

    you should've done a bamboo planter, and had someone light the bamboo on fire.

  • @ItsTakend
    @ItsTakend Рік тому

    the bamboo bandit got his base

  • @princekhatri88
    @princekhatri88 Рік тому +1

    Bro will you try to grow some in real life too btw love your videos.

  • @Petscopgamer
    @Petscopgamer Рік тому +2

    do you know you could put a sign up that says it was the bamboo bandit after your house got destroyed and show it to your friends be like what the heck boom nobody suspicious of you

  • @catalyst999
    @catalyst999 Рік тому +2

    love your vids bro

  • @blakedmc1989RaveHD
    @blakedmc1989RaveHD Рік тому +1

    bamboo for me means more sticks to trade with villagers and still have enough sticks for other things

  • @voidzilla7282
    @voidzilla7282 Рік тому

    You sparked a fire in me to start annoying my friends with bamboo now

  • @RasplinYT
    @RasplinYT Рік тому

    This was funny

  • @paultbb3498
    @paultbb3498 11 місяців тому

    amazing video

  • @KessokuBassist
    @KessokuBassist Рік тому +1

    Eientei gonna appear in the bamboo

  • @AAHumann_
    @AAHumann_ Рік тому

    you really bamboozled them

  • @expchan
    @expchan Рік тому +4

    bro just placed some bamboo💀

  • @levirodgers4087
    @levirodgers4087 Рік тому

    You could say you Bamboozled them hahaha ah okay I'm gonna go now.

  • @JIMNITHONG
    @JIMNITHONG 10 місяців тому +1

    I'M GONNA TRY THIS ON MY MINECRAFT SERVER

  • @only1bladetitan
    @only1bladetitan 10 місяців тому

    They should’ve named him the “Bamboozler”

  • @ginnyvore2329
    @ginnyvore2329 Рік тому

    I have done this. In two days I covered the entire spawn in bamboo and spruce trees

  • @aidenchapman
    @aidenchapman Рік тому

    Unless you did shulkers off camera that can't be 1m bamboo because if each was 12 high you would need 48.22 shulkers full of stacks of bamboo

  • @carr__
    @carr__ Рік тому

    why does your voice calm me down so much

  • @marvelmaniac143
    @marvelmaniac143 11 місяців тому +2

    he sounds like mikey little brother from dhar mann all grown up

  • @collinkim9839
    @collinkim9839 10 місяців тому

    shouldve called him the bamboozler

  • @LGFC1818
    @LGFC1818 Рік тому +2

    You rote 1,000,000 but you sed 100,000 bamboos

  • @Chloe22369
    @Chloe22369 Рік тому

    The Bamboozler

  • @blakemclelland6481
    @blakemclelland6481 10 місяців тому

    should have named him the bamboozler

  • @pkxma
    @pkxma Рік тому +2

    "dey bwoke the bambwoo"

  • @rxsegarden_
    @rxsegarden_ Рік тому

    I've been subbed since 72k and I'm so glad I've stayed