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I don't think I'd be okay with my bro blowing my girls' cartridge 💀
If you aren't doing it, someone else will
That´s some wise words@@benitocamela174
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Idk man, sounds kinda controlling and possessive
@@benitocamela174
I'm sorry for what happened to you
If blowing the cartridge doesn't fix your girl then throw her in a rice sack for a day.
@Forrest Robles HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
No wait I'm still laughing hold on..
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHA
Well this is amazing lol
@Forrest Robles Bro what?
Or throw a rice sack at her, I heard that shuts em up pretty well too
Or just use a rubber to directly clean contacts XD
A literal “We have a Pedro Pascal at home” moment.
YESSSS
i thought it was only me who thought that
Glad Im not alone in being like ”hold on.. it cant be” 😂
who is pedro pascal
But taller. Bro is Pedro kPascal
Nice budget Pedro Pascal u got there
Lmao
He looks like declan rice
And budget amber herd
Hahaha fack me mate that's exactly what I thought
@@baileymoore7779sure, no homo
Instructions unclear: I'm now single
Did you try unplugging and then plugging her back in again, that always works with my model at home.
@@jeweltube2891 Instructions unclear: Now I'm getting called into HR.
@@jeweltube2891my model is old with a floppy disk 😅
@@jeweltube2891thx bro! This rlly helped 🤗
🤣🤣🤣
"Can you rub it?" 💀
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🫃
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Anything for the homies ♥
@@left.toe.9749💀💀💀
Gotta do it for the homies
Tall dude is Liam Neeson and Pedro Pascal’s love child.
Obvious facts
qui-gon djarin
"Y'see, _midi-chlorians_ are these little life forms that feed off the force energy in all things, and when enough of them are in your brain it create a equilibrium with energies and wavelengths. . . ."
Anakin: "You don't know how it works, do you?"
"I know _it works,_ shut up."
wkakakakak yess
HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Everytime my girlfriend asks me if i think shes fat I tell her of course i dont think you are fat, i know you are. Works like a charm.
What a Chad. But do you need to use the couch after?
Omg 🤣
It's a cheat code. My man
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂 that's dumb nice
Bro really just let another man blow his girls cartridge whilst watching
its not sexist if she actually plays with a guys emotions, thinks of her self as a queen and makes you waste all your money so she can leave you.
@@God-T i don't think you understood the joke
Some people get excited from that kinda thing.
😂😂😂
@@viniciuscristovao6031 Red pills are a bit damaged in the head, let the poor dude be
In hindsight, finding "I'm not crazy" written in blood on my bathroom mirror after a first date was a red flag.
The fuck? Are you good my guy ?
I found the same message, but written in bile. It was a green flag.
@TPRM1 and green means go. As in go for it dude, it's fine.
She sounds like my kinda lady. Do you know if she's single? Would it be too much trouble to give me her number?
@@inveteratecrusader4882 I did. I eventually had to wave a white flag.
By which I mean, I wrote “JUST LET ME DIE” in lymph.
Wish I had an Australian Pedro Pascal as a homie.
Australian?
Their just Europeans with identity crisis 🤣
He can protect you from both crocodiles and zombies alike
@midwestrebel241 we also have Indians, Iraqis, Chinese and many others here. We're a literal salad.
@@midwestrebel2 they're*
@@nightraven2975Wow. Y’all have all the shit people, we just have tons of Mexicans who either work hard quietly, or crazy violent cartel recruiters, hundreds of thousands but it’s okay right? :)
You don't fix crazy, you stay away from it.
We think crazy chicks are always hot, but thats cause we only go after the ones that are hot enough to balance out the crazy. There are infact crazy ugly people too, but they are avoided instinctively.
I wish more people would understand and bloody accept this fact. It’s not even funny, anymore
@@thisiswhatilike54 Simps will learn the hard way, another great advice that not many seem to understand is : never think with your dick
Lmao that's a very good way for crazy people to remain crazy. Y'all are just bad friends bruh
That what loser do
That moment when Pedro Pascal has to save you from an Angry Scarlett Johansen
Poor Justin brimber pond.
I had to let my brain process for a good 2 seconds that it wasn't Pedro Pascal. As soon as he spoke, I was like "oh ok. Thank God. Pedro Pascal is not, in fact, in everything." 😂
Dude I literally thought it was Scarlett Johansson 😂
* Johansson
Gutteri comment
She was the embodiment of Twitter for a moment.
I went on Twitter once....once.
That place is an absolute cesspool of social engineering, people who need to get punched in the mouth, and mental illness.
And 😔 📙
@@jibzzztm bookface
she truly was LOL
Meaning?
This is pure gold
Funny
Lol
So it's Au
@Avery are you mad
Is the joke that gay men aren't affected by women's games?
Haven’t seen an N64 cartridge in YEARS 😂
Remember Atari 2600 games? As a kid 1984, we got a commador Vic 20, dad bought "submarine commander", cartridge game for it.... Kinda miss it.
N64? Really? 😂😂😂. Your too young. Try regular Nintendo my guy
What is Pedro Pascal doing here?
Blowing cartridges apparently
I was looking for this comment 🤣
I was looking for this comment 😂
you mean Jon Snow? maybe both..
Well Pascal is a highly sought-after actor that's cast everywhere these days
omg
today I've learned Pedro Pascal has a stand: White Snake
Bro became Enrico Pucci in real life
That stand so op imagine if it capable us to steal people experiences instead of stand and memory dude i could go work hundreds of career in my life
Well the whole fucking universe was destroyed so pucci don't exist anymore
Is he Pedro I can't recognise him
@@K0901M stupidass
The mandalorian just came in and blew that woman’s cartridge
He doesn't kook like The Mandalorian 😑
@@jefftraboulsy8631 he def does
I saw it too!
@@jefftraboulsy8631 have you seen Pedro Pascal? Yes he does. He also looks like Liam Neeson.
This is not the Mandalorian, this is Joel 💀
"Can you rub it" 💀☠️
woman are crazy if you don't blow their cartridges💀
Guys, if your girl is cleaning your disk, you owe it to her to blow her cartridge
W pfp
😂
Love is like a tornado
bruh💀
But the input of the cartridge is wrong.
if the disk comes out of the guy's ass crack.
Pedro Pascal casually asking for a disc rub 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I tho hes kit harrington
I legit thought he was Pedro Pascal for a full moment there, lol.
Scrolled until I found a pedro pascel comment lol
fapp fapp fapp fapp fapp fapp fapp... 🍆
Pedro Pascal with Jacob Elordi’s height
Sorry mate but my wife needs a factory reset😂😂😂
Sometimes its a software issue and you have to wait for a patch or a hardware issue and you might as well toss it and get a new one but definitely try the cartridge first
Format c:
If that doesn't work, throw her out and get a new one.
Fat32 or exFat?
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it that when she gets her cartridge taken out, she freezes up but when Aussie Pedro Pascal takes out his disc, he's conscious?
Most modern disc configurations buffer into RAM so it's not direct-read-from-disc. He had a minute before he would have stuttered and frozen.
RAM …
🟦…Along with the upgrade to disc was the use of RAM In the newer models,…
…this eliminated that problem…the cartridge based models had no RAM!
“CAN YOU RUB IT” FAMOUS LAST WORDS 💀💀💀
Bro please tell me the movie name
Agreed 💯💀😂
@@ShortsSpire Its not a movie bruh... Its a short skit
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Not sexist if you’re blowing her cartridge. It’s equality. She rubs your disk and you blow her cartridge. That’s a happy relationship
Make sure it happens one at the time, believe me
@@albodav9602 elaborate
what does it really means,69?
@@deandawiz Gladly
Blowing cartridges and cleaning disks mustn't occur at the same time for it is a gift, something to satisfy the other, and in doing so you would be losing concentration and technique ERGO do it one at the time.. she'll be happier than ever.
Elaborate discs please. I need to understand male problem. Female have problem of mood swing, is male problem anger?
Bro looks like the goodwill Pedro Pascal
Jajaja estaba buscando un comentario que dijera eso, se parece a Pedro pascal jaja
Perry Passau
Girl look like thrift shop Scarlet Johansson
Beat me to it
Dioggo Morgado (Son of God)
She's BEAUTIFUL!!!
Plot twist he doesn't know any of this because he's one of the last pure humans left.
Wanna best proof society is fucked up? I was called "suchoklates" (insult roughly meaning weak guy with flat chest) on camp so I replied to bitch who insulted me that I still have bigger boobs than her. Everybody around knew that I train at gym for years, but must limit intensity due to my health problems. Nobody reacted to her insulting me, but when I've replied people acted like I sung Vader "Helleluyah" in front of Pope in medieval on Easter.
They are going fast
PURE indeed
Haha scary af twist 😮
He doesn't know because he still uses floppy dicks... no, I mean disks.
Bro, I was cleaning my girlfriends cartridge today, and it had a spider living on it. I got to maintain her better
Was it a black widow?
@@achuris77 no it was a brown recluse
@@achuris77 i see what you did there
I got Black Mamba in mine. 😕
@TheConfederacy She was pretty venomous that day huh?
HE HAS PUCCI'S WHITE SNAKE ABILITY 😭
Thats freaking Jojo reference
@@vitoscaletta8238life itself is a jojo reference if u think about it
HOLY SHIT
Hippity hoppity your like counter has reached the cursed number… 69!! GIGIGIGI
"それは私のためだけに準備ができていました。空条承太郎、あなたは一歩遅れていました。"
Shit went from 0 to a 100 real quick
They ALL DO! Some just hide the evil thoughts better!
“that’s sexist” my brother in Christ you literally just watched it happen
And you wonder why you're having issues smh
Это не сексизм просто у тебя маленький мозг и ты оскорбился.
My sister in Satan, It's a *comedy* sketch 🤦♂️
He's talking about this (old) joke trope of men "rebooting" women when they don't like how they're acting. Slapping your girlfriend can shut her up, but that doesn't make it right 🤷♂️
I think it's time you had your disk cleaned 😅
@@suetnoyhan offended by what?
@@peterpiper5064 I know. I made a joke comment on a video of a comedy sketch. *whoosh*
Can't believe his friend would blow his gf's back out 😭
he's a true friend
ayo wtf
and in front of him. He's basically a modern day cuck lol
Wtf does that even mean?
Learn what friends do.this whole post us a parody. Disk cleaning is rimming.
“Can you rub it”?
😂
Why is that line so great.
Because it is
Its not gay, irs bromance
That only works until you get the blinking red light of death.
If Pedro Pascal and Liam Neeson had a child
Hahahahahahahahahaha amazing
More like Pedro pascal and Ashton kutcher
I was TOTALLY thinking that! lolol
Shoes....
It warped my fragile little mind. Optical illusions tell you hwat
“Hey guys, let’s confuse the girls”
*shits out a cd*
Feed her. She’s probably just hungry. But if all else fails… Ignore her until she can come back to you with some sanity.
Or just dip. Just...dip. exit.
Sounds like a living hell.😊
Usually one week
@@PurXion_777Their monthlys are unavoidable lol
Great, feed her when she thinks you’re calling her fat, got it
😂
I don't think most people that watched the video are old enough to get the joke
Had a girlfriend like that, she got with another guy I was so grateful bought him a crate of beer in gratitude
Usually it's everything the guy owns to separate, but you did it with a crate of beer. That's a bargain!
He's gonna need that alcohol.
You know you got a winner when the ex brings you a thank you gift
That is pretty funny, but I thought consenting adults could end unwanted relationships at any moment?
@@sykes2443 not quite that easy for anyone living arrangements property money all sorts of complications, friends who keeps which friends, relationship breakup in high school? Yer simple, no problem, as adults very difficult
Tip#1. BE WARNED. Women cycle from Angel to Evil every 2 weeks.
BE WARNED. you're a sexist every week.
Lol, angel to evil. You got that right, it's not angel to devil. It's succubus the first week and demon the second
When they love you, they're delightful.
When they don't,
they're spiteful.
You mean evil to evil
Every other day in my house
Never expected to get this kind of advice from Pedro Pascal
Was thinking the same thing 😄🤣
Same
He looked like kit harrington once ....
There is no fixing crazy
Pedro Pascal, still the galaxies best wingman..
He just had some other guy come in there, blow his girl’s cartridge, and then ask him to rub his disk. This guy’s a menace.
Lol
It's Pedro, so all good.
The weird thing is that he blowed her disk and thats sexist, if he let her rub his disk that's also somehow sexist lmao
Understandable that he let Pedro Pascal blow his girl's cartridge.
Lol I was just gonna say
Why no one talking about this skinny Aussie tall Pedro padcal
Doesn't look like PP
He is not Pedro Pascal
Dude looks like the son of pedro pascal and ashton kutcher
@@crgo1008 may be
She is so pretty 😭
As a man with experience, it is impossible to fix people.
Not impossible, just the hardest task in existence
That’s why you purchase another copy preferably one that’s not boot legged.
@@prismatic801 no impossible. Only those wanting to be fixed can be fixed
@@TheBlackShinigami sounds like it's time for communism🤣
@@prismatic801 It's always time for communism comrade.
It fills me with great anger that like 90% of my friends won't get this joke and that it's actually top level funny
Clean disk? Blow cartilages? What does he mean by that? Non native here who doesn't understand.
@@mustafasabah5471ot a 90s thing for us Americans lol trust me go to a retro store and you'll understand lol
Funny thing is the attention to detail. Because most games that had disks still could work once injected.
@@mustafasabah5471
Has more to do with when you grew up instead of where.
Unless where you grew up had no modern technology anyway.
chill man. I think you need your storage unit to be cleaned
Pedro Pascal's stand in fixes Amber Heard's stand in.
Nobody can fix that Twisted Harlot...
why would you compare a wholesome aussie like Nix to that psychopath?
@rickking228 that’s it bruva. No full name
@@Orcaluv26 with the character (not the actor) she was portraying in the skit, his comparison was apt. I'm happy for you though that you didn't understand the connection. I hope you never understand beyond the academic.
@@june012006 what's the name of the skit
Once he removed the cartridge his problems were totally over, bc she just shut down😂🎉 thats a win win for me, and no wasted breath(since by that point in the relationship you will have wasted tons)
Pedro Pascal really out here saving lives 🙏
Women first in bed them men.
This Is The Way
that isnt pedro pascal
@@TIannone thats the joke
@@TIannone 🤦🏻♂️
Can't fix crazy. Put a sticker on them and ship them to California.
If people only knew how true that is
Send them to bihar (indian ohio pro max)
We don’t want them 😂 too many here 😅
@@wicked_specialist7868 Can confirm.
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If he calls that sexist he deserves a girl like this.
My thoughts exactly.
Tuch grass
absolutely
I was waiting for him to turn into the crazy boyfriend
@@dixienormus6167 same
Not the Sega cartridge 💀
Correct it's not a Sega cartridge, it's a Nintendo 64.😊
@@JasonRayShute same shit different toilet
@@timothyhackett7372 Also correct. Either way no loading time, unlike the games today. That's probably why my ex was a bit slow. Sometimes a newer model is not always an upgrade.😊
@@JasonRayShute hahahaha yeah sounds about right
@timothyhackett7372 Nah mate 64 was the greatest gaming system ever made.
That Pedro pascal from Walmart is a genius 😂
Okay I'm not alone to see ^^
If I had known beforehand that women work like a SNES, my life would have been very different
Dang if only my ex asked me to blow her cartridge her pins would’ve ended up corroding faster lol
The one in the video is a n64 tho
Am I demonstrating how old I am when I point out that it wasn't the SNES that had the problems with dust in the cartridge, but the original NES?
24 year old here.
I can't confirm this is fully the case as I haven't had an SNES, but I still need to get a new cart reader for my NES.
@@ethanmeatzie6179 As someone who got the original NES when it was a new product, then got the SNES when it was new, I can speak from years of experience that SNES was basically fine as far as cartridge issues goes; I don't think I ever had to blow into one, and I don't think anyone else would've had to unless for whatever reason they were in a very dusty area.
NES on the other hand would routinely have dust issues, to the point that when I was a kid, I had a routine ritualized to try and purge the system of dust so that it wouldn't glitch out, and even then it was a crapshoot, because sometimes the game would boot fine and look okay when you're starting the game, then like 10-15 minutes into playing you start noticing glitches creep into the screen like a cancer until it crashed.
And this is why Pucci’s ability is useful 😂😂😂
So let me get this straight, he is perfectly okay with his friend blowing his girlfriend's cartridge?... Okay 😂
He likes to watch..
The Mandalorian can do whatever he wants.. Except rub his own disk
@@wanderingbufoonLMAO it's funnier cuz it's not even the guy Pedro 💀😂
@@wanderingbufoonthis is the way
It worked though so it's okay
Just say “hey beautiful”, avoid that mess, but man a cartridge reset would be solid 😂
people often say things differently
But if you just say "you look pretty TODAY" then it implies she doesn't look pretty every day or at least not enough to mention. But if you just say "even more than usual" or just even just leave out saying today, then there's no implication. Not defending the jump to conclusion, but the reasoning is technically logical
@@izmizzle But it does not mean that you should get angry.🙄
@@izmizzle bruh there's nothing wrong with saying you look pretty today, it doesn't automatically imply that they don't look pretty every day, idk why people gotta take offense to everything🤦🏻♀️
if she gets hostile to a compliment she ain't the one to keep it a 100
how to fix a crazy gf:
Leave her .
☕️🗿
Yeah bro:))))
couldn't agree more
@@chubbymcphattzit’s pretty easy actually
@@chubbymcphattz NO 🗿
Can you rub it is a wild statement
So... He has never had his disk cleaned? Maybe why he has memory problems. Also, good friends clean their friends disk.
Gay.
@@HistoryNerd8765 that is the joke yes. But not really since it is two friends and it isn't gay when two best buds clean each other disks.
@@JacobSantosDevoh yeah my friend cleans my disk all the time. It’s really scratched. He usually has to smear peanut butter on it first to get it to work properly. Luckily now I just give him my hard drive and we’re good to go. There’s nothing gay about it, even though we both have male ports.
@@moowaffels Nah, you're just being gay with your best bud. Ain't no shame dude .
@@JacobSantosDev I like how you snapped back to reality while also doubling down on the joke. Well done
Bro really used Whitesnake on her💀
Lol
Pale snake!!!!!
And then on himself as well😂
Serious comment: Girls who actually act like this have extreme self-esteem issues. They could genuinely benefit from therapy. Damaged people lash out at others and it's culturally "normal" for women to be emotionally expressive, even when it's abusive, so it ends up like this.
If you come across a friend, lover or person like this, just understand that they're not your job to fix and that they probably need help. You don't get that insecure as to make everything a big fight where they are the victim unless someone hurt you and took away your confidence and personhood.
Guys can get this too, but it's not culturally acceptable for males to emotionally express, so they might go for another method. Damaged people who aren't aware that they are as such tend to spread more damage, because abuse begets more abuse.
That said, don't stay with someone who is like this even if the reason they are is depressing and hurts your heart. The best you can do is acknowledge that they are a person who has value and that they have some things to work through and you hope that they work on themselves. Whether they do or not or can even realize it isn't up to you nor your responsibility. You can become toxic yourself just to survive around them, just as they became so to survive whatever they went through. It's not a good idea to stay.
Nail on head, man, well said.
happy to ear that or sorry that happened idk
TRUE TALK. yeah, if they cray, don't stay. unless they are in therapy and legit working on themselves, just walk.
I don't think my partner ever told me I looked nice.
Even when I tried really hard to look nice
uh... Im starting to rethink about myself
I'd mess with her self-esteem just coz I find it funny to exploit peoples weaknesses
He broke physics In several different languages
This is so deep. Most will miss it
@witzemacher ask the 93
EAT IT!!
I don't get it.. It was pretty straight forward.
Kinda like that cartridge
His mate is fucking her because the boyfriend doesn’t give her the satisfaction she needs or hasn’t had sex with her in a while, ‘blowing her cartridge’ is used here as a metaphor for blowing out her back. Her face, symbolising pleasure, then she feels relaxed, thus treating her boyfriend better as she is satisfied. If you wanna go further, the sudden noise and hand placement of the friend behind her could also imply him slapping her ass. I could be wrong
In my grandparents' era, things were fixed by hitting them till they worked properly
Awww sheeit!
Jail will be nice place for you
There is nothing that birch whip can't fix.
When the picture rolls and when you go up to adjust it it stops before you can do anything. Then you sit back down and it immediatly rolls again.
Can confirm.
Gen Z is going to be like “what’s a cartridge?”
Gen z werent born in 2010 or something lol
Pls tell
gen z knows what cartridges are
Thats Gen A which started in 2013 to 2025
@@MJT-DA According to your source. Gen Z still didn't end according to the original ranges. And none of them were old enough to remember cartridges
Just play that kitty like a harmonica every once in a while and you can avoid that senario entirely. :)
You don’t fix a crazy gf … she fixes you to crazy.
You can fix them and put them in their place
@@NikoBellaKhouf2 good luck Merlin
@@jonathankabasele985 she can either get with the program or gtfo anything else won’t end well for them
All the N64 memories came back 😂
wait no ones cleaning out there cartridges or disks? no wonder people are going crazy all the times🤣
Thats a super nintendo cartridge but same thing I never had to blow in the 64 cartridges or the snes but that damn original nintendo when I was little, that was a whole thing people around my age would do in the 80s and younger people could miss the reference. Could. But my kids are in their late teens now though they got to play everything growing up if they wanted to and lots of young people still know what a rotary phone is so..lol idk. 😂
@mattiemcmicker4360 I had to look at that again. That's a N64 cartridge. I still play it to this day even the NES. Since I got a top loader I don't have to blow it to much.
@@mattiemcmicker4360 I thought it was a super ni tendo cartridge too, but he is right. That's an n64 cart. 😂
N64? ...youngster
It was extremely painful to watch that N64 cartridge be abused like that
Same
I'd be all up in that slot in a hot second
Whatchu talking about? I always blow them out with compressed air and punch them into the 64 to get them to work
@@jesse3430 use iso alcohol to clean or risk damaging pins
That was an SNES Cartridge
I came for actual advice... you leave them, that's how you fix it.
How to fix crazy gf : Dont make crazy girls youre gf. The end :)
That certainly reduces the pool of suitable partners.
no ones ever gonna love me then.... oh well, guess it's just me and my kitty's on my yacht. we're not all crazy, but finding the sane ones are hard. we're hiding from those crazy b-itchez too
They’re all crazy. It’s just the level you can tolerate
Trust me when i say they've all cray cray in head
Crazy is beautiful and there is no point fixing it.
Love the craziness or don't love, such is my wisdom.
How to fix a crazy GF? You don’t. You leave
If she lets you leave…
@@TheMrDarius hahaha sad... mine had even upgraded to wifey.exe... only formatting is the solution
@@raytvmy DMT?
@@TheMrDarius if she doesn't you go to court for restraining order and to PD for licence to have gun for self defense purposes due to your exgf harassing and stalking you.
@@Petaurista13 that’s a whole lot of work and time most people aren’t willing to spend or invest. If someone who let you leave a relationship, you think they will let you leave to do those things or better yet leave the house at all? If you do leave the house she will be right there with you 😂
Can confirm 100% that I get kinda crazy if my husband goes too long without blowing my back out... I mean my cartridge. 😌
Good luck
Your sisters will hate you admitting it 😂
lmao.
💀💀💀💀💀
Cringe.
How to fix a girlfriend in 2023:
Don't have one.
Problem solved 😂😂😂😂
Rosy Palm will always be there for you, right?
Then I’m lonely
@@JM-db8ezget money buy bitches. No one loves anyone anymore.
@@Tanknuggets217 Then get a boyfriend, problem solved.
@@JubulusPrime then be single, this also work
I've never thought that I could see the grey area between Pedro Pascal and Liam Neeson
yeah it's pretty wild lol
Pedro pascal and Daniel stern ( robber from home alone )
I wouldn't even put it back in right away, just leave her paused for a bit and enjoy the quietness.
Yeah only the quietness of course
@@Njordin2010 Yes only for the quietness
Bro's edging her cartridge
Have your way with her. She would never know
If only we could our hands on the Click remote
Dude that is funny. Talk about a stepford wives moment
Never involve yourself with a crazy.
Or a vegan
What if i am also crazy 😢 doesn't that equal it out
Lies again? Crazy Horse Paris Pregnant Fat
@@adrianglavas3325 probably not you as long as your a normal human being. He is talking about VEGAN Vegans.( the ppl who do dumb stuff like protesting at a steakhouse to say eating meat is wrong.)
I mean... It does teach you a lot.
Your next 'healthy relationship' will be more enjoyable ^^'
My girlfriend asked me that question once. I said "nope, so enjoy today".
“Clubbing produces virtuous wives” - Chinese proverb.
🤨
My favourite proverb. Thank you online stranger for making my dreadful day a bit better.
Clubbing as in partying?
What club?golf club?basketball club?
As a Chinese, I can confirm the authenticity
Jokes aside, I don't think there's such a thing? I mean nobody in the motherland really follows our old virtues so 🤷♂️
Should have known the N64 was prepping me for the day i had to talk to girls.
*Black Mirror writers writing this down for their next episode*
"Babe, not everything is a JoJo reference."
The video: [WHITE SNAKE]
My thoughts 1:1
Imagine Jotaro ejecting his disk out of his ass
Good grief...💀
- "That seems kind of sexist"
- "But am I right?"
- "But you're right"
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
They would never write that.
@@dodec8449 it's a part of "A haunted house 2" when the black guy said "see that's some racist s***"
You got me in the first half, Not gonna lie.
Instructions unclear: cartridge broke and now I need to buy a shovel.
If only it were that simple 🤣🤣
It is that simple just blow their cartridge and give them flowers and chocolates here and there.
Lowkey is though
@@cozmonauts932 low key not though
@@fenyx2558 I mean the short put it in pretty certain terms.
@@patrickdunning6886 wtf that never worked then theyre entitled more without any limits
"Don't you think I'm pretty everyday?!"
"No."
I think I accidentally cartridge tilted my girlfriend into the 5th dimension. 😅
Always great when the Mandalorian fixes your problems
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed pedro
JOJO part 6 be like:
DISC!
WHITE SNAKE?!
This is my Kingdom Come 🫴🫴
Lol
This took an unexpected turn!
It did not
@@wildman7220 it really did tho
If only it was that simple
Only the 90's dudes will understand the cartridge thing.
I am 19 and still understand it
What is/are dudes?
@@sascha_1204 ur exception, not rule
@@sascha_1204 you're smart. Something rare for dudes at your age nowadays.
@@DanteSparda66VI he made it sound like a rule tho
What’s worse is when you realize another guy blew into her cartridge 😮💨
because you didn't do it yourself🤣🤣🤣