We Are TERRIBLE Dads..

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  • @funladeoresanya2096
    @funladeoresanya2096 4 роки тому +1388

    This title hits different now

  • @thinknoodles
    @thinknoodles 5 років тому +3505

    WOOHOO!!! I WAS THE BEST DAD!!!! 🍜

  • @PnPproductionsandentertainment
    @PnPproductionsandentertainment 3 роки тому +103

    Dan: i am a terrible dad
    Asher: *chuckles* i'm in danger

  • @berrym7776
    @berrym7776 4 роки тому +178

    Me : "reads title "
    Also me : well now you have to be a real dad so let's hope your kid doesnt drink bleach

    • @sienna_xoxox
      @sienna_xoxox 3 роки тому

      Yes but im sure his kid wont

    • @berrym7776
      @berrym7776 3 роки тому +1

      @@sienna_xoxox it was a joke-

    • @sienna_xoxox
      @sienna_xoxox 3 роки тому

      @@berrym7776 ik

    • @reeserowe6785
      @reeserowe6785 3 роки тому +3

      I can just imagine his kid drinking the bleach 🤣 or is that just me??!! 👉👈

    • @InsaneMilkman
      @InsaneMilkman 3 роки тому

      wait you don't drink bleach
      This is a joke I do not drink bleach

  • @tsundokuowo7133
    @tsundokuowo7133 4 роки тому +1460

    Dan: I’m a Dad now!
    A year ago: *we are terrible dads*

  • @maddiecarney7577
    @maddiecarney7577 5 років тому +486

    *I remember when they played this... nostalgia...*

  • @nikkischeer
    @nikkischeer 3 роки тому +38

    Dan just talkin Thinknoodles comes by and yeets himself

    • @Kaijufan360
      @Kaijufan360 3 роки тому +1

      Who's your Daddy was DanTDM and Thinknoodles,s nostalgia game.

  • @kaythepgg3942
    @kaythepgg3942 4 роки тому +263

    "I don't want apples I want batteries" -Thinknoodles 2019

    • @-Liadoestuff
      @-Liadoestuff 3 роки тому

      OMG LOOOL

    • @Foggy-gunsmith1
      @Foggy-gunsmith1 3 роки тому

      lol

    • @herbertandspirit235
      @herbertandspirit235 3 роки тому +1

      Deep ✊🏻✊🏼✊🏽✊🏾✊🏿😂

    • @herbertandspirit235
      @herbertandspirit235 3 роки тому +1

      @@-Liadoestuff uhhh.. LOOOL means laugh out out out loud btw that sounds weird

    • @sienna_xoxox
      @sienna_xoxox 3 роки тому

      lolololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol

  • @frozty715
    @frozty715 5 років тому +75

    Im feeling nostalgic right now.
    All i need now is minecraft mod showcases with the dubstep intro. Not the press start intro. Im talking about his second one. The one he made in 2014.

  • @_Circe
    @_Circe 5 років тому +662

    “ I don’t want apples! I want batteries!”
    -Baby In 2019
    New year, new me.

  • @sarahrosello8206
    @sarahrosello8206 3 роки тому +20

    it is perfectly, coincidentally, this video was published 1 year before asher was born. epic.

  • @tockbird9929
    @tockbird9929 3 роки тому +21

    Dan’s child: *Chuckles. I’m in danger*

  • @bombcats9862
    @bombcats9862 5 років тому +1384

    I almost went to jail today....
    MONOPOLY IS INTENSE

  • @Owl_TheCat
    @Owl_TheCat 5 років тому +278

    "I don't want apples I want batteries!"
    -Justin 2019

  • @rommy8121
    @rommy8121 3 роки тому +28

    the title: we are terrible dads..
    Dan now: Literally a dad

  • @b4siL_1
    @b4siL_1 4 роки тому +4

    5:44 The monkey distroyed the table and the lamp

  • @infinitenebula2395
    @infinitenebula2395 5 років тому +508

    Dad: What type of fruit do you want to eat?
    Baby: *Batteries*

    • @0rlandostraphous3
      @0rlandostraphous3 4 роки тому +2

      Yea boy any one 2019/2020

    • @sylvestars
      @sylvestars 4 роки тому +1

      Mocha chan that’s part of the joke-

    • @adrianbataican
      @adrianbataican 4 роки тому

      @Mocha chan r/woooosh

    • @SMcG-tc8os
      @SMcG-tc8os 4 роки тому

      yummahh

    • @0m37
      @0m37 4 роки тому

      @Mocha chan it's part of da joke dummy

  • @ms.bobatotes3945
    @ms.bobatotes3945 4 роки тому +331

    Dan in 2019: **Let children Burn and drown**
    Dan in 2020: **a legit caring dad**

  • @Crickster5674
    @Crickster5674 2 роки тому +9

    Dan: we are terrible dads
    Asher: **visible confusion**

  • @hangeseyepatch9020
    @hangeseyepatch9020 3 роки тому +16

    yAh

  • @CarvingGalaxy
    @CarvingGalaxy 5 років тому +63

    1:09
    JUSTIN: oh, I thought that pooping noise was dan
    DAN: laughs uncomfortabley
    10 SECONDS LATER
    DAN FEEDING JUSTIN TO THE PARROT

  • @jameypeas_
    @jameypeas_ 5 років тому +42

    Dan: this place is.. safe.
    *he says whilst walking into a room with chairs everywhere upside down, the bin sideways with trash everywhere and paintings on the floor*
    Number One dad, Dan.

  • @nx1h3
    @nx1h3 4 роки тому +19

    Dan: Detached from u 5 metres
    2020: SoCiAl dIaTaNcInG

  • @nevaehlindsay9715
    @nevaehlindsay9715 2 роки тому +3

    Someone PLEASE turn this into an animation it would be the best thing ever

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +541

    *_We are TERRIBLE Dads_*
    *Peter Griffin:* Hold my beer

    • @landonhinson6294
      @landonhinson6294 5 років тому +3

      Friendship hahahahha

    • @jakethedog8561
      @jakethedog8561 5 років тому +2

      Hey I've seen you on a lot watchmojo videos

    • @chimri3411
      @chimri3411 5 років тому +2

      Friendship hHah lol

    • @endersteve1210
      @endersteve1210 5 років тому +4

      😂😂

    • @themotivatedprime6254
      @themotivatedprime6254 5 років тому +2

      Friendship Zeus god Of War games : adlest you can care for children I only care about my self I killed my child and I know he comes back but still I killed him

  • @Kawber
    @Kawber 5 років тому +67

    I missed this game

  • @genuinelynina
    @genuinelynina 4 роки тому +57

    Dan: why are we walking so slow!?
    Justin: OH cos he STABBED US
    James: HAHA LOL
    Me: this is normal

  • @corbyntheking9707
    @corbyntheking9707 2 роки тому +2

    Justin: the fire baby, because he set himself on fire twice now
    Dan: the everything baby, because he kills himself with everything.
    James: the newbie, because he is new to da game

  • @AHumanGiraffe
    @AHumanGiraffe 5 років тому +45

    Oh no, its the trio of dads. HIDE YOUR BABYS AND RUUUUUN

  • @darthmilhousevanhouton957
    @darthmilhousevanhouton957 5 років тому +58

    WHOS YOUR DADDYS BACK!featuring dantdm thinknoodles and thnxcya.

    • @Skelz2K
      @Skelz2K 5 років тому

      My Mom Said If I could Get 2.5k subs before February she won't delete my channel pls help me

    • @ninjacharliet9163
      @ninjacharliet9163 5 років тому +2

      TSM TheSaltyCreeper lying i think

    • @alfieturner7716
      @alfieturner7716 5 років тому +2

      yeah right

    • @sanj2408
      @sanj2408 5 років тому

      @@Skelz2K "Hello there" Do u no da wei? Coincidence I THINK NOT! TSM TheSaltyCreeper "Yes papa" telling lies? "No papa" yes u ar

  • @xsapphiresophiex4037
    @xsapphiresophiex4037 4 роки тому +30

    Dan 2019: I am a terrible dad
    Dan 2020: I'm a dad now!
    Asher: 0-0
    Also Asher: oH GoD-

  • @Fandom_Man
    @Fandom_Man 3 роки тому +4

    Dantdm 2019: Playing who’s your daddy
    Dantdm 2020: I’m a Dad now

  • @summer5198
    @summer5198 5 років тому +87

    I used to love watching you play this game.Thank you for being It back.

  • @mythdominus
    @mythdominus 5 років тому +24

    You 3 should make a joint channel

  • @levimendisco7640
    @levimendisco7640 2 роки тому +3

    Me before dan had his kid: *laughing so hard that im crying*
    Me now that dan has a kid: ``Dont. Kill. Asher.``

  • @vxrlie4698
    @vxrlie4698 4 роки тому +2

    Meanwhile Dan in the future (Now) : Had a kid

  • @pumpkin9514
    @pumpkin9514 5 років тому +75

    How did you die Kevin?
    *i ate 3 loads of parrot poop*

  • @jazzyjazzeroni
    @jazzyjazzeroni 5 років тому +462

    I think someone should make an animation on this video. Who else agrees?
    Edit: omg. Didn't know people would agree with my comment. Hope you all have a good rest of your day/night!

    • @KashTheGamerYT
      @KashTheGamerYT 5 років тому +8

      I mean...
      I’m an animator and maybe I could....

    • @jazzyjazzeroni
      @jazzyjazzeroni 5 років тому +6

      @@KashTheGamerYT I'm not trying to force anybody. I just thought it would be interesting to see an animation of this. That's all. 🤗

    • @szandranovak4809
      @szandranovak4809 5 років тому +9

      Imagine the odds1out coming here :) Oh yeah :D

    • @ginahenne5432
      @ginahenne5432 5 років тому +2

      i agree with you this was funny

    • @onkle4717
      @onkle4717 5 років тому +1

      No u

  • @-peachy-tea-games-8465
    @-peachy-tea-games-8465 4 роки тому +3

    Well done Justin for hitting 1 mil 💝

  • @LiamFoy-df6fw
    @LiamFoy-df6fw 5 місяців тому +3

    Now that it's 2024 i can finally say that the blue hair dan was last seen in this video and has been gone for 4 years

  • @jewelianperez5491
    @jewelianperez5491 5 років тому +47

    Who else is super happy that they are playing Who's Your Daddy, after about 2 years?

  • @entdoesstuff
    @entdoesstuff 5 років тому +47

    Congratulations in a funny voice
    Dantdm - 2019

  • @milliehealey3164
    @milliehealey3164 4 роки тому +1

    Bring who's your daddy back this year,its been years since you played it,if you bring it back,I will be happy

  • @creator_coco
    @creator_coco 2 роки тому +1

    3:02
    Dan at that moment is the *REAL,* success kid.
    PS. dan's laughs are so wholesome omg

  • @thegreens8445
    @thegreens8445 5 років тому +426

    Who's with dan since 2012?
    I discovered him 2012

  • @ginjapie2680
    @ginjapie2680 4 роки тому +362

    Now thinking about it...
    Dan is having a baby
    Well let's hope Jemma takes care of him and keeps Dan away

  • @stronggoose5056
    @stronggoose5056 3 роки тому +2

    **seeing bad dads fills you with determination**

  • @gamerstheater1187
    @gamerstheater1187 3 роки тому +2

    IF this happened to me my mother would be upset that I never went to school

  • @majorballs8030
    @majorballs8030 5 років тому +95

    I always watch Dan play this game on his old videos, waiting for him to create another Who's Your Daddy video and he has finally done it! When did the good times go? Dan is always the best at this game and I watch him all the time.

  • @LolLol-eq2cp
    @LolLol-eq2cp 5 років тому +192

    Who was here when Dan made his Minecraft vampire vid

  • @cherryalt
    @cherryalt 3 роки тому

    this remindeds me of when me and my sister would watch one of your videos during lunchtime and be feed the same chicken nuggets from Costco for three years. Your channel was the only one i was allowed to watch, I would say 'the good old days' but homeschooling was anything but that. But your videos made it barrable. Thank u for existing!

  • @cjsausage
    @cjsausage 3 роки тому +1

    Dan is best bc he litterally has a child and will be the most amazing dad.

  • @RGBplays
    @RGBplays 5 років тому +13

    I feel old now since I used to watch Dan do this a while ago.

  • @sirbertyt
    @sirbertyt 5 років тому +241

    Babies in 2019
    “NO NO NO NO NO I DONT WANT APPLES I WANT BATTERIES”

    • @Mythrical
      @Mythrical 5 років тому +2

      LOL THATS FOR THE GAME NOT YOU

    • @Branano13
      @Branano13 5 років тому +3

      You would have to have stomach full of 🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋🔋

    • @sirbertyt
      @sirbertyt 5 років тому +1

      By the way here the time is 4:25

    • @chrisblackwell1178
      @chrisblackwell1178 5 років тому +1

      Richie Sherman THEY ARE EOBOTS NOW THE APPLES KILL AND BATTERIES PEER THEM genius

    • @anothermiller9146
      @anothermiller9146 5 років тому +1

      this is also babies in 2020 NO NO NO NO NO I WANT PARROT POOP
      dad: BUT THATS NOT HEATHY FOR YOU
      BABY: WELL THE PARROT EATS HEATHY AND HE GIVES IT TOO ME
      ME: OHHHHHHHH YOU GOT BURNED DAD
      DAD: OH UM OK
      what poor baby

  • @mr.stikbotanimations9635
    @mr.stikbotanimations9635 4 роки тому +5

    8:56 the laugh of an insane person.

  • @ccid007
    @ccid007 4 роки тому +1

    Little did Dan know he gon have a son one year on from this vid

  • @msmace3998
    @msmace3998 5 років тому +78

    YES!!! Finally another who’s your daddy video!!!

  • @dhevxgaming5100
    @dhevxgaming5100 4 роки тому +122

    Who knew that this person would be a dad today

  • @SupanaPanda-ee2uu
    @SupanaPanda-ee2uu Місяць тому +1

    Not anymore, Dan, not anymore..

  • @tesqage
    @tesqage 2 роки тому +1

    Asher: *chuckles* im in danger

  • @racheltdm8699
    @racheltdm8699 5 років тому +45

    FINALY ONE OF MY FAVOURITE SERIES!!!!❤ I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE...A DAY !!

    • @Skelz2K
      @Skelz2K 5 років тому +1

      My Dad Said If I could Get 2.5k subs before February he won't delete my channel pls help me

  • @supersanicspeed2919
    @supersanicspeed2919 5 років тому +151

    DanTDM Thinknoodles and Thxcya. Hmmmmmm next is jemma

  • @TakaTheTherian
    @TakaTheTherian 2 місяці тому +1

    Thank you Dan you make everything better! I just got rejected today and I’m feeling better after watching some of your vids! Again thank you!

  • @SANS..671
    @SANS..671 5 місяців тому +2

    This hits different in 2024

  • @apersonwhocan8291
    @apersonwhocan8291 4 роки тому +80

    2018:
    DANTDM: good thing I’ll never have kids
    2019:
    DANTDM: life is just keep changing for me

  • @robloxboi3108
    @robloxboi3108 4 роки тому +65

    “So I’m downstairs eating poop right now”
    -dan 2019

  • @your_dad1231
    @your_dad1231 3 роки тому +1

    1 year passes and little does he know

  • @NuhUhBitch777
    @NuhUhBitch777 Рік тому +1

    It’s a good thing he played this game, now he knows what NOT to do when taking care of Asher. Don’t let him eat batteries, don’t let him eat glass, don’t let him eat poop, and don’t let him near gasoline.

  • @icecool73
    @icecool73 5 років тому +74

    I am a big fan I have been going through your old videos, I have just seen the video on where you lost Peggy, I know this is not a great time but it was about two years ago the same time I lost my dog J. I know how hard it is to lose a dog. If you ever see this know the I will always watch your vids. I have always wanted to go to one of your concerts but I am a Australian and we live too far away from where you do the concerts. Remember, we will always remember Peggy and she will not be forgotten.

  • @emsasianfilipinostore4529
    @emsasianfilipinostore4529 5 років тому +328

    This is why you can't have kids
    You ate batteries

  • @ToronkoTheOG
    @ToronkoTheOG Рік тому +1

    I can’t be the only one surprised that this video came out 4 years ago already

  • @jacobarias5057
    @jacobarias5057 3 роки тому +1

    2:10 is when dan is called kevin by justin

  • @lovenature5006
    @lovenature5006 5 років тому +53

    How knew Dan since 2014? I know I did :D

  • @kaseymacey7892
    @kaseymacey7892 5 років тому +32

    I WAS WAITING SO FLIPPING LONG FOR THIS!!!!!!

  • @BillyMcCown
    @BillyMcCown 4 роки тому +1

    The baby's Christmas gift is death R.I.P.

  • @echopan3274
    @echopan3274 Рік тому +1

    Dan in this game : TERRIBLE DAD
    Dan when he has an actual kid : BEST DAD

  • @abby_argue8
    @abby_argue8 5 років тому +6

    I just realized that the way the dad holds the baby when he picks him up is the way you would hold a baby if you were doing CPR on him!! 😂😂 Poor Dad is trying to bring the poop back up to save his son!

  • @devilmc8941
    @devilmc8941 5 років тому +36

    Kid:I’m hungry can I have a snack?
    Dad:sure you can have an apple.
    Kid:I think I’ll have some batteries

  • @pumpkinpiecookieanpompon4597
    @pumpkinpiecookieanpompon4597 2 роки тому +1

    'Its not over. It just happened again' -Dr. Seuss

  • @NoobUserOMG
    @NoobUserOMG 4 роки тому +1

    Nobody:
    Justin:is it follow you?

  • @alr
    @alr 5 років тому +83

    No Dan you are Awesome :D

  • @hello-rn8xp
    @hello-rn8xp 5 років тому +63

    Life is a pencil
    Dan is a highlighter
    Life draws the world
    Dan makes it brighter
    thank you can for everything you showed me many games that gave me friend i never knew Minecraft until I started to watch you and you bring a smile to my face every day especially on the most hardest days

    • @danielnaylor7632
      @danielnaylor7632 5 років тому +1

      Love the comment da cupcakedonkey

    • @marcuslegs
      @marcuslegs 5 років тому +3

      Daniel Naylor He copied and pasted it

    • @jeymsianna7969
      @jeymsianna7969 5 років тому

      U copied this from popularmmos!

    • @listless4204
      @listless4204 5 років тому

      wait what life draws itself ????

    • @joeybutbaldy
      @joeybutbaldy 5 років тому +1

      But I thought it was
      Pat is a pen
      Jen is a highlighter
      Pat drew his world
      Jen made it brighter
      From popularmmos
      Also life just doesn't fit

  • @evanhernandez5378
    @evanhernandez5378 3 роки тому +1

    6:12 rip

  • @bryansbookcorner5437
    @bryansbookcorner5437 3 роки тому +1

    Yep

  • @cynthia7564
    @cynthia7564 5 років тому +152

    James: no one goes out the front door.
    James: uh where is your brother?
    Dan: he he he...
    Justin: I do not know but that laugh means trouble!

  • @User-cj6rn
    @User-cj6rn 4 роки тому +83

    Dan in January 2019: Im a terrible dad.
    Dan in January 2020: I'm a real dad!

  • @TheSCP_Foundation
    @TheSCP_Foundation Рік тому +1

    While watching this i got a ad saying: stop calling your dad, do it yourself. Use dremel.

  • @jacobarias5057
    @jacobarias5057 3 роки тому +2

    and at 6:31 james and daniel/kevin idk yet called justin MICHEAL!!!

  • @damianzain8808
    @damianzain8808 5 років тому +117

    Does anybody remember moretdm the dantdm's other channel dantdm if you're reading this can you please make more

    • @ian_dawn
      @ian_dawn 5 років тому

      i DO I TRY TO REMEMBER HIM AND I WANT TOMODACHI LIFE

    • @damianzain8808
      @damianzain8808 5 років тому

      @@ian_dawn what do you mean

    • @ian_dawn
      @ian_dawn 5 років тому

      i WANT HIM TO DO MORETDM AND i want him to play more tomodachi life

    • @slyglow
      @slyglow 5 років тому

      Wasn’t his channel about pokimone

    • @minhtran6932
      @minhtran6932 5 років тому

      Yepp

  • @endoblade1079
    @endoblade1079 5 років тому +21

    James: the front door remanis closeed
    Dan: ha ha ha ha ha

  • @ZeldraOfficial
    @ZeldraOfficial 7 місяців тому +1

    0:31, the subscribe button lights up

  • @akaclipz5333
    @akaclipz5333 3 роки тому +1

    Oh thought that was chocklet

  • @stargoodgame
    @stargoodgame 5 років тому +23

    Rip Babies

  • @KyleDomingoVA
    @KyleDomingoVA 5 років тому +42

    Wait your name is... KEVIN?
    SOMEBODY CALLED YOU KEVIN!?

  • @pont9560
    @pont9560 3 роки тому +1

    in 2:15 i heard james or noodles said to dan
    "How did you die 'Kevin?"
    and after dan said how he died...
    quite sus

  • @Hugh_Jassman
    @Hugh_Jassman Рік тому +1

    The Daddy that kills people came from llamas with hats because they said Carl that kills people

  • @alexninja1012
    @alexninja1012 5 років тому +166

    "The Room of Great Achievement" is full of poop.
    Inspiring.

  • @shelbysims682
    @shelbysims682 5 років тому +29

    Yay I love you playing who's your daddy

  • @Corbin_Waite
    @Corbin_Waite 4 роки тому +1

    Called him Kevin

  • @voidboyz6859
    @voidboyz6859 4 роки тому +3

    He says he’s a terrible dad
    I wonder what’s gonna happen to asha

    • @careyptog
      @careyptog 4 роки тому

      OllieBollie hmmm,m I think Asher will survive an insane life