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  • Опубліковано 12 тра 2022
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  • @VinesauceJoel
    @VinesauceJoel  2 роки тому +4223

    Reuploaded due to me forgetting to blur out a funny plastic sausage hot dog, sorry!

  • @frankuraku5622
    @frankuraku5622 2 роки тому +3858

    "800 suck/min" Literally every Joel streams

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 2 роки тому +1466

    The transformers literally pulled a "How tall are you?" "Yogurt."

  • @Scrufus
    @Scrufus 2 роки тому +2635

    Can't believe wish was so popular they made bootlegs into a real thing

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +8

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear scru

    • @Roebloz
      @Roebloz 2 роки тому +28

      @@AxxLAfriku What

    • @lightblues4329
      @lightblues4329 2 роки тому +9

      @@Roebloz its a bot, dont question it

    • @bitchasshoe8719
      @bitchasshoe8719 2 роки тому +6

      @@AxxLAfriku life is pain
      I hate

    • @swaggaming2564
      @swaggaming2564 2 роки тому +9

      @@lightblues4329 axxl isnt a bot, he just leaves ridiculous and frankly hilarious comments on random videos to try and boost his channel

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy 2 роки тому +1326

    Wish is like if the Monkey's Paw was an Ecommerce site.

    • @Mini-z1994
      @Mini-z1994 2 роки тому +30

      Pretty much yeah, the only time i used wish was for 4 motors too a Quadcopter the original Hubsan x4, which is still without motors, was like 5 $ with the shipping.
      3 out of 4 motors were terrible when i tested them on a 18650 i had soldered wires too from a random dead laptop battery i had cracked open before tossing the plastic shell from it.
      Which is the voltage the motors should handle, one even burnt the wires because it was just shorting internally after like 5 seconds of running awfully before stopping & the 18650 wasn't even charged up, it put out like 3.6v while fully charged it's 4.2...
      The one good motor was a different rpm then the original motors so the Quadcopter just instantly flipped with the new motor in place of the original one despite calibrations & stuff because the gyro couldn't manage running with it & the original motors, refunded that & never bought anything from the website again, bankcard expired the same year in 2017 so probably lucked out there too.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @Nova-vk5qb
      @Nova-vk5qb 2 роки тому +11

      I dunno I got a fucking toothpick crossbow for 4 dollars and its amazing

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 2 роки тому +9

      Be careful what you… WISH… for!

  • @thelemonlimebronyofficial8070
    @thelemonlimebronyofficial8070 Рік тому +206

    Joel mistaking a Bluetooth speaker for a giant fleshlight fucking kills me every time

  • @Puffie40
    @Puffie40 2 роки тому +541

    Fun fact about the jewelry - if it stains your skin green, it is because it contains copper. It's a telltale sign that the jewelry is fake, and does not contain gold.

    • @muselibarnless
      @muselibarnless 2 роки тому +10

      oh no

    • @dragonx01
      @dragonx01 Рік тому +9

      @@muselibarnless why ur a note pad

    • @kingofworms831
      @kingofworms831 Рік тому +12

      Knowing that people are going into abandoned homes to steal the copper pipes, I’d count this an absolute win

    • @StarGloomy0
      @StarGloomy0 Рік тому +8

      grinchifier

    • @syos1979
      @syos1979 Рік тому +13

      Wow who would've known a $2 ring would be fake

  • @MonsieurBro
    @MonsieurBro 2 роки тому +914

    Did some quick math on the super sucker autoblow thing. 800 succs per minute translates into 13 and a third sucks per SECOND. That thing takes the meat right off the bone

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 2 роки тому +168

      *meat tenderizer*

    • @smolbroccoli6743
      @smolbroccoli6743 2 роки тому +44

      Willy nilly

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 Рік тому +18

      what bone

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 Рік тому +83

      And heats up to like 42 C- your sausage is baked and fleshless

    • @MonsieurBro
      @MonsieurBro Рік тому +65

      @@masterzoroark6664 It's a new twist on the old classic "beat it and eat it" technique: your little paisano gets mashed and cooked into perfectly browned ground meat, ready to put into a tortilla for a post-nut recovery meal

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 2 роки тому +301

    I'd buy a chocolate bitcoin, it'd be worth more than the actual thing

  • @penguinman2233
    @penguinman2233 2 роки тому +559

    *I goddamn lost it at the Spamton “I miss my wife” shirt.*

    • @Lucas-Omega
      @Lucas-Omega 2 роки тому +67

      “I miss my wife a lot Kris, I’ll be back”

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lucas-Omega *Spamton then goes on to piss on the moon.*

    • @VigilanteAgumon
      @VigilanteAgumon 2 роки тому +42

      "But my aim is getting better!"

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 2 роки тому +31

      @@VigilanteAgumon “You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.”

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 2 роки тому +16

      *“IF IT’S NOT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, IT’S PROBABLY”*

  • @SGTsiete
    @SGTsiete 2 роки тому +734

    "Do you also enjoy... Flesh?"
    I'm literally not on this planet anymore thank you Joe, Vincent would be proud of you.

  • @youguyslikekof9976
    @youguyslikekof9976 2 роки тому +1977

    Am I the only one who thinks Joel’s Duke Nukem voice has improved a lot

    • @strangeyoutuberman7115
      @strangeyoutuberman7115 2 роки тому +78

      And toad xbox live edition

    • @penatio
      @penatio 2 роки тому +43

      *ᵈᵘᵏᶦ ⁿᵘᵏᶦ

    • @penatio
      @penatio 2 роки тому +10

      It was pretty good in that "Blue Shell Incident" video.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @danem2215
      @danem2215 2 роки тому +17

      Joel and LGR are the only two I'd trust to ever replace Jon St. John

  • @CeHee123
    @CeHee123 2 роки тому +152

    16:16 That actually sounds like a Duke Nukem qoute.

  • @syok4929
    @syok4929 2 роки тому +185

    For anyone who doesn't know; the crazy wacky t-shirts are all made by bots that automatically makes merch out of "memes".

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 Рік тому +36

      like the "I'd love this on a t-shirt" twitter bots

  • @SB_Wayne
    @SB_Wayne 2 роки тому +451

    The bone growth pills reading with the Plok boss theme still gets me everytime.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 2 роки тому +20

      Plok’s OST is incredible.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW Місяць тому +1

      @@wumpus976 Too right. It's composed by the Follin brothers, who put out some pretty legendary tracks, including the Solstice OST. The menu theme alone is a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster.

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 2 роки тому +863

    Crispy voice bits were possibly my favourite, just shows how distortion can add so much to make a man laugh.

    • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
      @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 2 роки тому +24

      The laugh that comes out of him is so real I’ve never heard him laugh like that before. Quite somber and sweet.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @SeSmokki
      @SeSmokki 2 роки тому +22

      Bitcrush is one blessed tool.

    • @AceAttorny
      @AceAttorny 2 роки тому +12

      It sounds like he's streaming over radio signal from a shack in the Arizona desert.

    • @gasmaskd9322
      @gasmaskd9322 7 місяців тому

      "Is that a horse dick?
      _'Banned'.._
      *WH, YOU CAN'T B A N NATURE!*
      *WELL- WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA G-.. GO TO THE FUCKIN FARM AND SUE THE FARM!?*
      *GONNA PUT SOME **_PANTS_** ON THE **_ANIMALS!? WHAT!?_*
      *WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GO TO A FUCKIN ZOO AND BE LIKE*
      *'HMM, ALL THE GORILLAS AREN'T WEARING _SHORTS_ *
      *FUCKIN...*
      *_WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT!?_ "

  • @RegitNevard
    @RegitNevard 6 місяців тому +11

    16:24 this sounds like some argument you'll find on a call of duty multiplayer game.

  • @Querpt
    @Querpt 2 роки тому +250

    Completely unrelated, but I just discovered that Joel's voice is in a semi-viral TikTok sound under the name "mooscles are getting bigger," and its just people showing off their big hot muscles.

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 2 роки тому +73

      THEY MEAK BULK BOGAN REALE

    • @codexstudios
      @codexstudios 2 роки тому +19

      Bulk real!

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 2 роки тому +42

      Bulk Bogan real 100% no fake
      No fake
      No fake

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 2 роки тому +12

      bulk real 2027

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 2 роки тому +35

      every time i see a vid with that sound i type “joel reference” in the comments

  • @Tuxfanturnip
    @Tuxfanturnip 2 роки тому +546

    wild how the way clothing is produced makes it possible to just shit up stores with quasi-products that don't actually exist until ordered and custom made so they can just be anything. absolutely anything. among us coloring book t shirt. divorce socks. we live in hell

    • @hedgehogengine
      @hedgehogengine 2 роки тому +27

      this comment speaks to me honestly

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 2 роки тому

      schrodinger's jar-jar binks sex fire sticker

    • @tandyo
      @tandyo 2 роки тому +28

      yeah, sadly the clothing (and by extent, fashion) industry have really left unchecked for a long time

    • @r0uneh
      @r0uneh 2 роки тому +8

      someone should order the divorce socks they will have trouble to make them for sure, the socks are shown from high heels that have been photoshopped out so would look even more crazy flat footed :-D

    • @Shyguy5104
      @Shyguy5104 2 роки тому +5

      i know you're not being serious but right nothing else says this is hell more than a shirt that can be custom made amiright or amiright

  • @christopherhale3140
    @christopherhale3140 2 роки тому +123

    I love the fact that Joel saw two depictions of a laser pointer, one of which showed a cat harmlessly playing with it and one of which depicted it as a deadly weapon, and decided that the one with the cat was the inaccurate one.

  • @FROOTAYE
    @FROOTAYE 2 роки тому +273

    buying from wish is just gambling in a way, with an added 25% chance of criminal activity behind the scenes!

  • @Valdraya
    @Valdraya 2 роки тому +97

    14:35 it says 拳ペースト (fist paste). it sounds like a pun on fish paste but i'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that wasn't intended

  • @SmarZ20
    @SmarZ20 2 роки тому +297

    Yeah, legit, I bought a bunch of shit from Wish (I believe they stole my card info), and then my bank blocked my card because somebody in South America had been trying to buy a couch and jewellery with the 5 bucks on my card.

  • @Poyostar
    @Poyostar 2 роки тому +115

    I swear, the moment Joel started arguing with his chat with that crusty microphone, I lost it. Like, good lord that bit was too good.

  • @nonAehT
    @nonAehT 2 роки тому +304

    The best thing about those lasers is that they might be so unsafe, they produce permanent eye damage from just looking at the dot on the wall.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 роки тому +8

      nah that'd be too expensive to make, they're rather pretty weak faik

    • @nonAehT
      @nonAehT 2 роки тому +51

      @@mareksicinski3726 China is great at making Electronics Dirt Cheap, There's enough information on this out there, they usually blast past any safety rating, come with no or garbage protection goggles and are advertised for very unsafe use.

    • @nonAehT
      @nonAehT 2 роки тому +20

      @@mareksicinski3726 i can recommend StyroPyro's video on the matter for some more information ua-cam.com/video/DMVWW-bmKwQ/v-deo.html

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 2 роки тому +1

      I thought red lasers were the lowest visible wavelength of light

    • @MickMod
      @MickMod 2 роки тому

      @@orangy57 If the red light is bright as hell, it will still ruin your eyes. The color doesn't really matter if it's strong enough. An infrared laser can be completely invisible and blind you instantly from incredibly far away.

  • @rozhsoh-muh
    @rozhsoh-muh 2 роки тому +374

    can't believe the "one day im gonna say fuck it all and let my demons out to play" shirt didn't make it in the final cut. my disappointment is immesureable and my day is ruined.

    • @pocarski
      @pocarski 2 роки тому +8

      kettle joel

    • @zawarudo855
      @zawarudo855 Рік тому +17

      Literally how did that not make it in that’s like one of the best moments from these streams

    • @genesisjade
      @genesisjade Рік тому +4

      Ikr? Spent this whole video waiting for Joel’s kettle voice

    • @mrwhiskerz7028
      @mrwhiskerz7028 Рік тому

      Welp, here it is, if you wanna enjoy it!
      m.ua-cam.com/video/uvCLK8VexEg/v-deo.html

  • @Bostonzombie
    @Bostonzombie 2 роки тому +153

    When you order something from wish, you'll wish you hadn't

  • @bennerdinner646
    @bennerdinner646 Рік тому +21

    5:05 The sound of Joel preparing to sue millions.

  • @riversonr
    @riversonr 2 роки тому +66

    absolutely adore how joel rants while the bitcrush is still active

  • @Cantimule
    @Cantimule 2 роки тому +338

    I'd put a bunch of enamel pins into my cart to see how much the total would be. The shipping was ridiculous so I tried to remove them and it ended up charging my card right there and then!
    And I couldn't just cancel the order either, I had to cancel each individual item one at a time!

    • @spintowin8971
      @spintowin8971 2 роки тому +61

      That wish quelity

    • @Mini-z1994
      @Mini-z1994 2 роки тому +41

      Oh wow that is some bullshit if the site does that now... Back in 2017 it was pretty much like any other website like aliexpress or banggood just a shitty layout with sporadic results of stuff i didnt even search for. Bought 4 motors for my hubsan quadcopter for like 5$ & they were garbage, none of them actually worked well with the 3 original motors so i refunded those & never used the website again.

  • @azzlytheazzome
    @azzlytheazzome 2 роки тому +446

    I think Jerma would need those "height growth pills".

    • @GXP3000
      @GXP3000 2 роки тому +95

      Imagine if he said that he got some on stream and then had everything in his room suddenly downsized to make it look like it worked while mentioning absolutely nothing about his surroundings.

    • @halionextra
      @halionextra 2 роки тому +31

      @@GXP3000 That would be a PSYCHO move

    • @RADZIO895
      @RADZIO895 2 роки тому

      He has them but keeps accidentaly putting them on his ass instead of feet

    • @pingdotlin
      @pingdotlin 2 роки тому +43

      compact streamer mistakenly takes tall pills instead of "normal" pills, kills 714 innocent

    • @Schimnesthai
      @Schimnesthai 2 роки тому +8

      @@GXP3000 HOLY SHIT THAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

  • @johndeeregaming4653
    @johndeeregaming4653 2 роки тому +62

    The divorce socks are from an HBO show called “Divorce” 💀

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 2 роки тому +43

    4:15 i recognize that picture of a chicken. In my 8th grade art class I had to follow along with a video of someone drawing that exact picture of a rooster. jesus christ

  • @janlohndorf9665
    @janlohndorf9665 2 роки тому +49

    5:29 Common discussion among Vinesauce fans:

  • @wallie1994
    @wallie1994 2 роки тому +644

    The people that disliked this still did not get their Amogus coloring book T-shirt

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai 2 роки тому +5

      lmao hahahhaahaahahah

    • @FUNKCAT1
      @FUNKCAT1 2 роки тому +4

      I did it out of pure frustration and envy

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 2 роки тому

      Don't look up the scientific name for pig. Don't translate "up" in Romanian.

    • @wallie1994
      @wallie1994 2 роки тому +2

      @@tudornedelcu8396 aaah ya know a lil sussy

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 2 роки тому +2

      @@wallie1994 sussy sussy sussy

  • @SajuGraphics
    @SajuGraphics 2 роки тому +118

    Distorted voice part had me dying

  • @emillytaylor1757
    @emillytaylor1757 2 роки тому +71

    To the chat member that said ‘3am Jesus Challenge’, I hope you know you’re a national hero.

  • @jamie7168
    @jamie7168 2 роки тому +316

    Wouldn't be a Joel stream without some shitty antivirus 😅

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 2 роки тому

      I am PROTO! Your security is my motto!
      Install me on your computer, to protect your data better!
      With me there, no viruses could enter your computer!
      Malware, spyware, trojan,
      ALL GONE FOREVER!

  • @Birdtendo
    @Birdtendo 2 роки тому +37

    "Takes 5 minutes to heat up to 42 degrees"
    What is it, a TV dinner?

  • @SuperSmashDolls
    @SuperSmashDolls 2 роки тому +44

    "I didn't know APE was a file type"
    [laughs in DankPods]

  • @shizukaPNW
    @shizukaPNW 2 роки тому +29

    16:50 “i sell crack for the CIA”

  • @DingusBingus1
    @DingusBingus1 2 роки тому +193

    I came for the high quality funny and stayed for the 800 sucks per minute

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 2 роки тому +9

      ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SUCK

    • @milesfoster8190
      @milesfoster8190 Рік тому +1

      @@Hugsloth GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 2 роки тому +39

    Fionna actually tried on that wedding ring, but it got stuck and her whole body became green ogre funny.

  • @ernicec5608
    @ernicec5608 Рік тому +14

    17:59 the way Joel laughed on Suck Frequency made me ran out of oxygen from laughing really fucking hard

  • @Krankenwagen85
    @Krankenwagen85 2 роки тому +58

    PATCH NOTES v1.01: GLIZZY REMOVED.

  • @MotobugGaming
    @MotobugGaming 2 роки тому +59

    19:06 He always wanted to eat pant, but little did Bart know, he would become the pant.

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard Рік тому +4

      Have cow man!

  • @Dragorosso95
    @Dragorosso95 2 роки тому +26

    10:48 That was an impressive "Vaffanculo!" indeed.

    • @albryx
      @albryx 2 роки тому +1

      infatti hahaahahahah

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 2 роки тому +77

    I mean really, a website selling almost exclusively bootlegs, and Joel, need I say more?

  • @elegant_lilligant
    @elegant_lilligant 2 роки тому +179

    I wished for a Joel video, and the wish was granted with Wish
    Twice!

    • @Lucas-Omega
      @Lucas-Omega 2 роки тому +2

      I wished as well and got wish, couldn’t have wished for anything better.

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 Рік тому +14

    23:07 has got to be one of my favorite clips of Joel. It's such a violent outburst of laughter. Makes me laugh every single time.

  • @BlizzardWolfPK
    @BlizzardWolfPK 2 роки тому +13

    16:52 I forgot what good audio sounded like for a second there.

  • @ACWBTF
    @ACWBTF 2 роки тому +26

    22:40 this fucking killed me holy shit

  • @SillyVaporeon
    @SillyVaporeon 2 роки тому +35

    20:16
    Divorce Socks
    Common Special Item (Apparel)
    Any romantic relationship you have will end if you wear them while sleeping.

  • @Rvger1
    @Rvger1 2 роки тому +28

    17:47 Joel’s humor is something and I like it

  • @justsomeuser.5765
    @justsomeuser.5765 2 роки тому +21

    Joel ranting about people putting pants on animals with the Duke nukem filter is my new form of humor

  • @Valdraya
    @Valdraya 2 роки тому +75

    something very shady about a site that sells cheap chinese junk, selling a 'puppet' for $200

    • @keihze25
      @keihze25 2 роки тому +6

      It's a whole ass Wolverine

    • @liquidbismuth1044
      @liquidbismuth1044 Рік тому +2

      If you’re implying what I think you’re implying…

  • @SillyVaporeon
    @SillyVaporeon 2 роки тому +14

    20:59
    Death Laser Pointer
    Epic Energy Weapon (Ranged)
    Deals 9500 Energy damage per tick (.2 seconds), doesn't use ammo, instead it overheats fired for more then 10 seconds (doesn't work against cats or catlike creatures).

  • @budakbaongsiah
    @budakbaongsiah 2 роки тому +31

    I would like to highly suggest watching the full stream of this series! This is just a condensed version of it.

  • @IsaArts2930
    @IsaArts2930 2 роки тому +19

    11:52 I LOST MY SHIT SEEING SIZE: YOGURT

  • @frcsas
    @frcsas 2 роки тому +66

    You know the market is at the top when there is a t-shirt on wish that says "balls deep in crypto".

  • @SonicPman
    @SonicPman 2 роки тому +39

    This Swedish man’s wheezing gives me the strength to go on in life

  • @randomexcessmemories4452
    @randomexcessmemories4452 2 роки тому +18

    The moment he said "Uh, please take your hand outta my anus" in Kermits voice I absolutely lost my shit. Joel is a gift.

  • @Truffle_D_Toad
    @Truffle_D_Toad 2 роки тому +35

    Joel going into a rant about animals wearing pants with a bitcrush filter on is one of the funniest things I've witnessed all month.
    Edit: Also the thing about fingers turning green from that one ring, that might be due to the ring being made of a mainly copper material. Bit worrying, actually.

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 2 роки тому +204

    As a UA-cam-only, seeing Spamton Misses His Wife in full context has truly changed me for the better.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @HC-qc5rp
      @HC-qc5rp 2 роки тому +4

      Tf is a UA-cam-only?

    • @SwfCapsLock
      @SwfCapsLock 2 роки тому +12

      @@HC-qc5rp a Joel fan that doesn't watch the streams I guess

    • @dr.cringe5045
      @dr.cringe5045 Рік тому +5

      ​@@SwfCapsLock UA-cam LOVES comments that start with "As a".

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN 11 місяців тому

      nice pfp

  • @Raguna163
    @Raguna163 2 роки тому +17

    I love how Wish's entire business model is buying random stuff and not being mad (sometimes even hoping) the wrong thing arrives.

  • @six5157
    @six5157 2 роки тому +147

    joel is the only person to be able to make online shopping funny

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 2 роки тому +1

      nah man. ua-cam.com/video/yH-Xmy5AZt0/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/8o9ZAuLQCrA/v-deo.html

    • @six5157
      @six5157 2 роки тому +11

      @@dedpxl for a second i thought you where a bot lol
      yeah i probably shouldn't have said only person there are probably other people who can make wish shopping videos

    • @minimanbeast1014
      @minimanbeast1014 2 роки тому +3

      But he is up there as one of the best

  • @TM12GB
    @TM12GB 2 роки тому +17

    22:22 I like how Brian wanted to test if the laser would burn things so held it close to his hand

  • @sunnysanjo
    @sunnysanjo Рік тому +5

    The effect he’s using is hilarious.
    “GRANDF̸̢̨̖͖̼̥̦̭͚͇̬̲͕̍̂͛A̶̤͇̟͛́͊̓̑̍̂͛̎̿Ţ̵̢̡̘̪͙̰͔̙͍̩̟̎̔͗́̿̉̈́͌̍̾͘̕H̴̨̡̺̘͙̤͕͍͔͘ͅÈ̵̡͓̯͈̥̳̺̪̈́͜R̸̟̺̫͙̲̅̆͐͋͌̓̌̂͋́̇̌̍̂̓…P̶̹̪̞̏̕ͅū̶̢̗̙̣̩̹̯̫͇̯͎̘̂͒̓̄́͝rple Monke…”

  • @SirSaizo
    @SirSaizo Рік тому +9

    23:16 I love this part

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +14

    11:37 Holy shit boys, it's the famous US President Gurt!

  • @handsofrand6660
    @handsofrand6660 2 роки тому +13

    the foot growth pads are something right out of an Aqua Teen episode...I can totally see Meatwad ordering a bunch off the internet and Shake and/or Carl trying to grow their johnson with it

  • @imshy2113
    @imshy2113 2 роки тому +31

    This is legendary comedy

  • @taxpayer1455
    @taxpayer1455 9 місяців тому +3

    12:15 I just realized what this is. The algorithms didn't pick up that the amogus itself was the letter "A", so it took the first letter it saw, that being "M", and printed it as the "person's" first initial on the mug

  • @Galvatron102
    @Galvatron102 2 роки тому +23

    Ah yes, *_purple monky_* such a classic meme, although I'm more of a *_comical excrement_* guy

  • @ElArto95
    @ElArto95 2 роки тому +109

    Plot twist: The "I miss my wife" T-Shirt is actually official merch of Deltarune and the "Heaven" that Spamton keeps mentioning in Episode 2 is actually the name of his lost wife

    • @biddodiggo2176
      @biddodiggo2176 2 роки тому

      Oh no

    • @cheeplethebulldog1420
      @cheeplethebulldog1420 2 роки тому +16

      Tell toby this cuz it seems like actual spamton lore.
      In fact, Imma do a spamton text thing.
      Hey, Kris! I heard you [Love jewelry] for only [ 700 FUCKIN DOLLARS?!] I thought to [put a ring on it] because I want to [live happily ever after…] with my wife, [Heaven…]

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

  • @asais1024
    @asais1024 2 роки тому +4

    11:08 swedish acoustic black metal

  • @-Mopo
    @-Mopo 2 роки тому +6

    I'm pretty sure 800 sucks a minute would fucking kill a regular person

  • @bigolbrainworm219
    @bigolbrainworm219 2 роки тому +9

    16:16 This actually sounds like something Duke would say

  • @prettyxpriss2405
    @prettyxpriss2405 2 роки тому +4

    Please don’t fuck the speaker, Joel.

    • @andromeda_va39
      @andromeda_va39 2 роки тому +1

      I thought he was kidding until he read the name of the product

  • @CE_LESTIA
    @CE_LESTIA 2 роки тому +20

    There's games that haven't been developed yet on that one console

  • @Raichu420
    @Raichu420 2 роки тому +10

    So I actually have the little green Gameboy at 7:13 and it's not the worst thing on the planet but definitely a jackpot for shitty bootlegs. It has the Angry Birds one 😂😂

  • @marcspyder6721
    @marcspyder6721 2 роки тому +5

    I remember scrolling through Facebook and seeing a lot of Wish ads for Crack or cocaine and Nazi memorabilia. And we're talking like 2018

  • @Xylofon555
    @Xylofon555 2 роки тому +7

    Wish is like a garage sale in another town with familiar stuff to buy but everything is being promoted by that one crazy town lunatic

  • @safetydoge
    @safetydoge 2 роки тому +33

    Once again Joey you have outdone yourself in bringing quality to the internet :)

  • @awesomenokes
    @awesomenokes 2 роки тому +11

    NGL I kinda love the yogurt cake and burger bots

  • @Mini-z1994
    @Mini-z1994 2 роки тому +14

    I forgot about Size : Yogurt
    Man these streams were something else...

  • @jakcett
    @jakcett 2 роки тому +3

    My favorite find on Wish was a giant box of colorful and cheap garbage bags that can apparently hold an entire great white shark and are "God Help" brand.

  • @rylandmoreno6649
    @rylandmoreno6649 2 роки тому +6

    I love how Joel puts the random accents on everything a really deep voice or like a foreign French man

  • @Trazziiee
    @Trazziiee 2 роки тому +6

    No electronic product is complete without a composite cable.

  • @shreemandpe
    @shreemandpe 2 роки тому +27

    I swear, Joel's laugh when he saw the Yogurt size can cure cancer.

  • @ArifTheSpriter
    @ArifTheSpriter Рік тому +4

    0:19 *c a t*

  • @channel21gcdn-tv
    @channel21gcdn-tv Рік тому +3

    Waiting for the best of 2021

  • @Legoluigi26
    @Legoluigi26 2 роки тому +12

    Video so good it had to be posted twice.

  • @normalicious9734
    @normalicious9734 2 роки тому +44

    12:54
    Ah yes, the amogus pride flags

  • @galladegamerletsplays
    @galladegamerletsplays 2 роки тому +9

    12:30
    I basically made the exact same shirt and I didn't even use photoshop that's how easy it was to make this image

  • @SymonOfficialReal
    @SymonOfficialReal Рік тому +4

    The way vargskeletor talks is literally hilarious I laughed soo hard

  • @jonahc2807
    @jonahc2807 2 роки тому +25

    I swear Joel makes the slightest things so entertaining. It’s like his superpower.

  • @peytonlutz1
    @peytonlutz1 2 роки тому +6

    I can't even find the yogurt on wish. I think the viewers bought it out

  • @FlamingSackOfPizza
    @FlamingSackOfPizza 2 роки тому +4

    2:00 - i'm genuinely listening to this video on one of these right now. it looks dorky, but damn is it comfortable

  • @bbal08888
    @bbal08888 2 роки тому +9

    It's always crazy when you see stuff from your local news station on one of your favorite UA-camr's videos.