[Vinesauce] Joel - Wish Dumpster Diving

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  • Опубліковано 23 гру 2024
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  • @VinesauceJoel
    @VinesauceJoel  2 роки тому +4386

    Reuploaded due to me forgetting to blur out a funny plastic sausage hot dog, sorry!

  • @frankuraku5622
    @frankuraku5622 2 роки тому +4043

    "800 suck/min" Literally every Joel streams

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 2 роки тому +1625

    The transformers literally pulled a "How tall are you?" "Yogurt."

  • @thelemonlimebronyofficial8070
    @thelemonlimebronyofficial8070 2 роки тому +358

    Joel mistaking a Bluetooth speaker for a giant fleshlight fucking kills me every time

  • @MonsieurBro
    @MonsieurBro 2 роки тому +1066

    Did some quick math on the super sucker autoblow thing. 800 succs per minute translates into 13 and a third sucks per SECOND. That thing takes the meat right off the bone

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 2 роки тому +203

      *meat tenderizer*

    • @thesillygoober97
      @thesillygoober97 2 роки тому +57

      Willy nilly

    • @heartache5742
      @heartache5742 2 роки тому +26

      what bone

    • @masterzoroark6664
      @masterzoroark6664 2 роки тому +105

      And heats up to like 42 C- your sausage is baked and fleshless

    • @MonsieurBro
      @MonsieurBro 2 роки тому +83

      @@masterzoroark6664 It's a new twist on the old classic "beat it and eat it" technique: your little paisano gets mashed and cooked into perfectly browned ground meat, ready to put into a tortilla for a post-nut recovery meal

  • @officernealy
    @officernealy 2 роки тому +1408

    Wish is like if the Monkey's Paw was an Ecommerce site.

    • @Mini-z1994
      @Mini-z1994 2 роки тому +32

      Pretty much yeah, the only time i used wish was for 4 motors too a Quadcopter the original Hubsan x4, which is still without motors, was like 5 $ with the shipping.
      3 out of 4 motors were terrible when i tested them on a 18650 i had soldered wires too from a random dead laptop battery i had cracked open before tossing the plastic shell from it.
      Which is the voltage the motors should handle, one even burnt the wires because it was just shorting internally after like 5 seconds of running awfully before stopping & the 18650 wasn't even charged up, it put out like 3.6v while fully charged it's 4.2...
      The one good motor was a different rpm then the original motors so the Quadcopter just instantly flipped with the new motor in place of the original one despite calibrations & stuff because the gyro couldn't manage running with it & the original motors, refunded that & never bought anything from the website again, bankcard expired the same year in 2017 so probably lucked out there too.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @Nova-vk5qb
      @Nova-vk5qb 2 роки тому +14

      I dunno I got a fucking toothpick crossbow for 4 dollars and its amazing

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 2 роки тому +11

      Be careful what you… WISH… for!

  • @penguinman2233
    @penguinman2233 2 роки тому +600

    *I goddamn lost it at the Spamton “I miss my wife” shirt.*

    • @Lucas-Omega
      @Lucas-Omega 2 роки тому +75

      “I miss my wife a lot Kris, I’ll be back”

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 2 роки тому +1

      @@Lucas-Omega *Spamton then goes on to piss on the moon.*

    • @VigilanteAgumon
      @VigilanteAgumon 2 роки тому +48

      "But my aim is getting better!"

    • @penguinman2233
      @penguinman2233 2 роки тому +36

      @@VigilanteAgumon “You see, it’s funny because marriage is terrible.”

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 2 роки тому +20

      *“IF IT’S NOT SPAMTON G. SPAMTON, IT’S PROBABLY”*

  • @Scrufus
    @Scrufus 2 роки тому +2698

    Can't believe wish was so popular they made bootlegs into a real thing

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 роки тому +8

      AAAAAAHHHHH!!!! PAAAAAIIIINNNN!!!!!!
      I broke my hand yesterday because of the hate comments I get all the time. I was so angry that I punched a hole in my computer. Please don't hate me, dear scru

    • @Roebloz
      @Roebloz 2 роки тому +30

      @@AxxLAfriku What

    • @lightblues4329
      @lightblues4329 2 роки тому +11

      @@Roebloz its a bot, dont question it

    • @bitchasshoe8719
      @bitchasshoe8719 2 роки тому +7

      @@AxxLAfriku life is pain
      I hate

    • @swaggaming2564
      @swaggaming2564 2 роки тому +10

      @@lightblues4329 axxl isnt a bot, he just leaves ridiculous and frankly hilarious comments on random videos to try and boost his channel

  • @Puffie40
    @Puffie40 2 роки тому +620

    Fun fact about the jewelry - if it stains your skin green, it is because it contains copper. It's a telltale sign that the jewelry is fake, and does not contain gold.

    • @Dryfloorsign
      @Dryfloorsign 2 роки тому +10

      oh no

    • @kingofworms831
      @kingofworms831 2 роки тому +18

      Knowing that people are going into abandoned homes to steal the copper pipes, I’d count this an absolute win

    • @StarGloomy0
      @StarGloomy0 2 роки тому +15

      grinchifier

    • @syos1979
      @syos1979 Рік тому +20

      Wow who would've known a $2 ring would be fake

  • @kinnikuboneman
    @kinnikuboneman 2 роки тому +342

    I'd buy a chocolate bitcoin, it'd be worth more than the actual thing

  • @syok1107
    @syok1107 2 роки тому +234

    For anyone who doesn't know; the crazy wacky t-shirts are all made by bots that automatically makes merch out of "memes".

    • @joshc5613
      @joshc5613 2 роки тому +47

      like the "I'd love this on a t-shirt" twitter bots

  • @Querpt
    @Querpt 2 роки тому +285

    Completely unrelated, but I just discovered that Joel's voice is in a semi-viral TikTok sound under the name "mooscles are getting bigger," and its just people showing off their big hot muscles.

    • @86pp73
      @86pp73 2 роки тому +78

      THEY MEAK BULK BOGAN REALE

    • @codexstudios
      @codexstudios 2 роки тому +20

      Bulk real!

    • @moh.syafrianabie8899
      @moh.syafrianabie8899 2 роки тому +43

      Bulk Bogan real 100% no fake
      No fake
      No fake

    • @TallTapper
      @TallTapper 2 роки тому +13

      bulk real 2027

    • @calzoneyyy
      @calzoneyyy 2 роки тому +39

      every time i see a vid with that sound i type “joel reference” in the comments

  • @En2md
    @En2md 2 роки тому +770

    "Do you also enjoy... Flesh?"
    I'm literally not on this planet anymore thank you Joe, Vincent would be proud of you.

  • @SB_Wayne
    @SB_Wayne 2 роки тому +482

    The bone growth pills reading with the Plok boss theme still gets me everytime.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 2 роки тому +21

      Plok’s OST is incredible.

    • @GmodPlusWoW
      @GmodPlusWoW 8 місяців тому +1

      @@wumpus976 Too right. It's composed by the Follin brothers, who put out some pretty legendary tracks, including the Solstice OST. The menu theme alone is a Pan-Galactic Gargle-Blaster.

  • @JacobTheCroc
    @JacobTheCroc 2 роки тому +885

    Crispy voice bits were possibly my favourite, just shows how distortion can add so much to make a man laugh.

    • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
      @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere 2 роки тому +24

      The laugh that comes out of him is so real I’ve never heard him laugh like that before. Quite somber and sweet.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @SeSmokki
      @SeSmokki 2 роки тому +22

      Bitcrush is one blessed tool.

    • @AceAttorny
      @AceAttorny 2 роки тому +15

      It sounds like he's streaming over radio signal from a shack in the Arizona desert.

    • @gasmaskd9322
      @gasmaskd9322 Рік тому

      "Is that a horse dick?
      _'Banned'.._
      *WH, YOU CAN'T B A N NATURE!*
      *WELL- WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA G-.. GO TO THE FUCKIN FARM AND SUE THE FARM!?*
      *GONNA PUT SOME **_PANTS_** ON THE **_ANIMALS!? WHAT!?_*
      *WHAT, ARE YOU GONNA GO TO A FUCKIN ZOO AND BE LIKE*
      *'HMM, ALL THE GORILLAS AREN'T WEARING _SHORTS_ *
      *FUCKIN...*
      *_WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN ABOUT!?_ "

  • @youguyslikekof9976
    @youguyslikekof9976 2 роки тому +2007

    Am I the only one who thinks Joel’s Duke Nukem voice has improved a lot

    • @strangeyoutuberman7115
      @strangeyoutuberman7115 2 роки тому +79

      And toad xbox live edition

    • @penatio
      @penatio 2 роки тому +44

      *ᵈᵘᵏᶦ ⁿᵘᵏᶦ

    • @penatio
      @penatio 2 роки тому +12

      It was pretty good in that "Blue Shell Incident" video.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @danem2215
      @danem2215 2 роки тому +18

      Joel and LGR are the only two I'd trust to ever replace Jon St. John

  • @Tuxfanturnip
    @Tuxfanturnip 2 роки тому +560

    wild how the way clothing is produced makes it possible to just shit up stores with quasi-products that don't actually exist until ordered and custom made so they can just be anything. absolutely anything. among us coloring book t shirt. divorce socks. we live in hell

    • @hedgehogengine
      @hedgehogengine 2 роки тому +28

      this comment speaks to me honestly

    • @Marispider
      @Marispider 2 роки тому

      schrodinger's jar-jar binks sex fire sticker

    • @tandyo
      @tandyo 2 роки тому +29

      yeah, sadly the clothing (and by extent, fashion) industry have really left unchecked for a long time

    • @r0uneh
      @r0uneh 2 роки тому +8

      someone should order the divorce socks they will have trouble to make them for sure, the socks are shown from high heels that have been photoshopped out so would look even more crazy flat footed :-D

    • @Shyguy5104
      @Shyguy5104 2 роки тому +5

      i know you're not being serious but right nothing else says this is hell more than a shirt that can be custom made amiright or amiright

  • @CeHee123
    @CeHee123 2 роки тому +177

    16:16 That actually sounds like a Duke Nukem qoute.

  • @bennerdinner646
    @bennerdinner646 Рік тому +29

    5:05 The sound of Joel preparing to sue millions.

  • @Valdraya
    @Valdraya 2 роки тому +131

    14:35 it says 拳ペースト (fist paste). it sounds like a pun on fish paste but i'm gonna go out on a limb and suggest that wasn't intended

  • @cah137-y4s
    @cah137-y4s 2 роки тому +156

    I love the fact that Joel saw two depictions of a laser pointer, one of which showed a cat harmlessly playing with it and one of which depicted it as a deadly weapon, and decided that the one with the cat was the inaccurate one.

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 6 місяців тому

      why not both? if you ever wanted to lightsaber your cat in half, this is the perfect tool.

    • @Mate_Antal_Zoltan
      @Mate_Antal_Zoltan 4 місяці тому

      it was less that and more "Don't advertise something as both lethal and as a fun toy"

  • @FROOTAYE
    @FROOTAYE 2 роки тому +288

    buying from wish is just gambling in a way, with an added 25% chance of criminal activity behind the scenes!

  • @SmarZ20
    @SmarZ20 2 роки тому +316

    Yeah, legit, I bought a bunch of shit from Wish (I believe they stole my card info), and then my bank blocked my card because somebody in South America had been trying to buy a couch and jewellery with the 5 bucks on my card.

  • @rozhsoh-muh
    @rozhsoh-muh 2 роки тому +393

    can't believe the "one day im gonna say fuck it all and let my demons out to play" shirt didn't make it in the final cut. my disappointment is immesureable and my day is ruined.

    • @pocarski
      @pocarski 2 роки тому +11

      kettle joel

    • @zawarudo855
      @zawarudo855 2 роки тому +21

      Literally how did that not make it in that’s like one of the best moments from these streams

    • @genesisjade
      @genesisjade 2 роки тому +6

      Ikr? Spent this whole video waiting for Joel’s kettle voice

    • @mrwhiskerz7028
      @mrwhiskerz7028 2 роки тому

      Welp, here it is, if you wanna enjoy it!
      m.ua-cam.com/video/uvCLK8VexEg/v-deo.html

  • @draguladriver
    @draguladriver 2 роки тому +50

    4:15 i recognize that picture of a chicken. In my 8th grade art class I had to follow along with a video of someone drawing that exact picture of a rooster. jesus christ

  • @Poyostar
    @Poyostar 2 роки тому +140

    I swear, the moment Joel started arguing with his chat with that crusty microphone, I lost it. Like, good lord that bit was too good.

    • @grilledpook
      @grilledpook 6 місяців тому +2

      i came back to this video because of "YOU CAN'T BAN NATURE"

  • @nonAehT
    @nonAehT 2 роки тому +312

    The best thing about those lasers is that they might be so unsafe, they produce permanent eye damage from just looking at the dot on the wall.

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 роки тому +8

      nah that'd be too expensive to make, they're rather pretty weak faik

    • @nonAehT
      @nonAehT 2 роки тому +52

      @@mareksicinski3726 China is great at making Electronics Dirt Cheap, There's enough information on this out there, they usually blast past any safety rating, come with no or garbage protection goggles and are advertised for very unsafe use.

    • @nonAehT
      @nonAehT 2 роки тому +20

      @@mareksicinski3726 i can recommend StyroPyro's video on the matter for some more information ua-cam.com/video/DMVWW-bmKwQ/v-deo.html

    • @orangy57
      @orangy57 2 роки тому +1

      I thought red lasers were the lowest visible wavelength of light

    • @MickMod
      @MickMod 2 роки тому

      @@orangy57 If the red light is bright as hell, it will still ruin your eyes. The color doesn't really matter if it's strong enough. An infrared laser can be completely invisible and blind you instantly from incredibly far away.

  • @janlohndorf9665
    @janlohndorf9665 2 роки тому +54

    5:29 Common discussion among Vinesauce fans:

  • @Cantimule
    @Cantimule 2 роки тому +344

    I'd put a bunch of enamel pins into my cart to see how much the total would be. The shipping was ridiculous so I tried to remove them and it ended up charging my card right there and then!
    And I couldn't just cancel the order either, I had to cancel each individual item one at a time!

    • @spintowin8971
      @spintowin8971 2 роки тому +63

      That wish quelity

    • @Mini-z1994
      @Mini-z1994 2 роки тому +42

      Oh wow that is some bullshit if the site does that now... Back in 2017 it was pretty much like any other website like aliexpress or banggood just a shitty layout with sporadic results of stuff i didnt even search for. Bought 4 motors for my hubsan quadcopter for like 5$ & they were garbage, none of them actually worked well with the 3 original motors so i refunded those & never used the website again.

  • @RegitNevard
    @RegitNevard Рік тому +19

    16:24 this sounds like some argument you'll find on a call of duty multiplayer game.

  • @Bostonzombie
    @Bostonzombie 2 роки тому +158

    When you order something from wish, you'll wish you hadn't

  • @riversonr
    @riversonr 2 роки тому +74

    absolutely adore how joel rants while the bitcrush is still active

  • @kleeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    @kleeeeeeeeeeeeeee 2 роки тому +33

    16:50 “i sell crack for the CIA”

  • @pixelbucket8884
    @pixelbucket8884 Рік тому +16

    23:07 has got to be one of my favorite clips of Joel. It's such a violent outburst of laughter. Makes me laugh every single time.

  • @Birdtendo
    @Birdtendo 2 роки тому +44

    "Takes 5 minutes to heat up to 42 degrees"
    What is it, a TV dinner?

  • @SajuGraphics
    @SajuGraphics 2 роки тому +120

    Distorted voice part had me dying

  • @emillytaylor1757
    @emillytaylor1757 2 роки тому +76

    To the chat member that said ‘3am Jesus Challenge’, I hope you know you’re a national hero.

  • @johndeeregaming4653
    @johndeeregaming4653 2 роки тому +66

    The divorce socks are from an HBO show called “Divorce” 💀

  • @SuperSmashDolls
    @SuperSmashDolls 2 роки тому +49

    "I didn't know APE was a file type"
    [laughs in DankPods]

  • @jamie7168
    @jamie7168 2 роки тому +320

    Wouldn't be a Joel stream without some shitty antivirus 😅

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 2 роки тому

      I am PROTO! Your security is my motto!
      Install me on your computer, to protect your data better!
      With me there, no viruses could enter your computer!
      Malware, spyware, trojan,
      ALL GONE FOREVER!

  • @ACWBTF
    @ACWBTF 2 роки тому +29

    22:40 this fucking killed me holy shit

  • @Dragorosso95
    @Dragorosso95 2 роки тому +30

    10:48 That was an impressive "Vaffanculo!" indeed.

    • @albryx
      @albryx 2 роки тому +2

      infatti hahaahahahah

  • @MotobugGaming
    @MotobugGaming 2 роки тому +63

    19:06 He always wanted to eat pant, but little did Bart know, he would become the pant.

    • @Poltard
      @Poltard Рік тому +4

      Have cow man!

  • @taxpayer1455
    @taxpayer1455 Рік тому +5

    12:15 I just realized what this is. The algorithms didn't pick up that the amogus itself was the letter "A", so it took the first letter it saw, that being "M", and printed it as the "person's" first initial on the mug

  • @Krankenwagen85
    @Krankenwagen85 2 роки тому +62

    PATCH NOTES v1.01: GLIZZY REMOVED.

  • @Rvger1
    @Rvger1 2 роки тому +29

    17:47 Joel’s humor is something and I like it

  • @ernicec5608
    @ernicec5608 Рік тому +14

    17:59 the way Joel laughed on Suck Frequency made me ran out of oxygen from laughing really fucking hard

  • @BlizzardWolfPK
    @BlizzardWolfPK 2 роки тому +14

    16:52 I forgot what good audio sounded like for a second there.

  • @SSKJ64
    @SSKJ64 2 роки тому +16

    20:59
    Death Laser Pointer
    Epic Energy Weapon (Ranged)
    Deals 9500 Energy damage per tick (.2 seconds), doesn't use ammo, instead it overheats fired for more then 10 seconds (doesn't work against cats or catlike creatures).

  • @elegant_lilligant
    @elegant_lilligant 2 роки тому +176

    I wished for a Joel video, and the wish was granted with Wish
    Twice!

    • @Lucas-Omega
      @Lucas-Omega 2 роки тому +2

      I wished as well and got wish, couldn’t have wished for anything better.

  • @DingusBingus1
    @DingusBingus1 2 роки тому +197

    I came for the high quality funny and stayed for the 800 sucks per minute

    • @Hugsloth
      @Hugsloth 2 роки тому +10

      ROLLIN' AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SUCK

    • @milesfoster8190
      @milesfoster8190 2 роки тому +1

      @@Hugsloth GOT PLACES TO GO GOTTA FOLLOW MY RAINBOW

  • @wallie1994
    @wallie1994 2 роки тому +659

    The people that disliked this still did not get their Amogus coloring book T-shirt

    • @Riolupai
      @Riolupai 2 роки тому +5

      lmao hahahhaahaahahah

    • @FUNKCAT1
      @FUNKCAT1 2 роки тому +4

      I did it out of pure frustration and envy

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 2 роки тому

      Don't look up the scientific name for pig. Don't translate "up" in Romanian.

    • @wallie1994
      @wallie1994 2 роки тому +2

      @@tudornedelcu8396 aaah ya know a lil sussy

    • @tudornedelcu8396
      @tudornedelcu8396 2 роки тому +2

      @@wallie1994 sussy sussy sussy

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 2 роки тому +42

    Fionna actually tried on that wedding ring, but it got stuck and her whole body became green ogre funny.

  • @SSKJ64
    @SSKJ64 2 роки тому +35

    20:16
    Divorce Socks
    Common Special Item (Apparel)
    Any romantic relationship you have will end if you wear them while sleeping.

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 2 роки тому +77

    I mean really, a website selling almost exclusively bootlegs, and Joel, need I say more?

  • @justsomeuser.5765
    @justsomeuser.5765 2 роки тому +23

    Joel ranting about people putting pants on animals with the Duke nukem filter is my new form of humor

  • @IsaArts2930
    @IsaArts2930 2 роки тому +19

    11:52 I LOST MY SHIT SEEING SIZE: YOGURT

  • @sunnysanjo
    @sunnysanjo 2 роки тому +6

    The effect he’s using is hilarious.
    “GRANDF̸̢̨̖͖̼̥̦̭͚͇̬̲͕̍̂͛A̶̤͇̟͛́͊̓̑̍̂͛̎̿Ţ̵̢̡̘̪͙̰͔̙͍̩̟̎̔͗́̿̉̈́͌̍̾͘̕H̴̨̡̺̘͙̤͕͍͔͘ͅÈ̵̡͓̯͈̥̳̺̪̈́͜R̸̟̺̫͙̲̅̆͐͋͌̓̌̂͋́̇̌̍̂̓…P̶̹̪̞̏̕ͅū̶̢̗̙̣̩̹̯̫͇̯͎̘̂͒̓̄́͝rple Monke…”

  • @JomasterTheSecond
    @JomasterTheSecond 2 роки тому +16

    11:37 Holy shit boys, it's the famous US President Gurt!

  • @SonicPman
    @SonicPman 2 роки тому +40

    This Swedish man’s wheezing gives me the strength to go on in life

  • @budakbaongsiah
    @budakbaongsiah 2 роки тому +31

    I would like to highly suggest watching the full stream of this series! This is just a condensed version of it.

  • @Raguna163
    @Raguna163 2 роки тому +18

    I love how Wish's entire business model is buying random stuff and not being mad (sometimes even hoping) the wrong thing arrives.

  • @SirSaizo
    @SirSaizo 2 роки тому +11

    23:16 I love this part

  • @Valdraya
    @Valdraya 2 роки тому +77

    something very shady about a site that sells cheap chinese junk, selling a 'puppet' for $200

    • @keihze25
      @keihze25 2 роки тому +6

      It's a whole ass Wolverine

    • @liquidbismuth1044
      @liquidbismuth1044 Рік тому +2

      If you’re implying what I think you’re implying…

  • @Truffle_D_Toad
    @Truffle_D_Toad 2 роки тому +36

    Joel going into a rant about animals wearing pants with a bitcrush filter on is one of the funniest things I've witnessed all month.
    Edit: Also the thing about fingers turning green from that one ring, that might be due to the ring being made of a mainly copper material. Bit worrying, actually.

  • @randomexcessmemories4452
    @randomexcessmemories4452 2 роки тому +18

    The moment he said "Uh, please take your hand outta my anus" in Kermits voice I absolutely lost my shit. Joel is a gift.

  • @TM12GB
    @TM12GB 2 роки тому +17

    22:22 I like how Brian wanted to test if the laser would burn things so held it close to his hand

  • @Moony-Lighty
    @Moony-Lighty 2 роки тому +205

    As a UA-cam-only, seeing Spamton Misses His Wife in full context has truly changed me for the better.

    • @claudemisen1567
      @claudemisen1567 2 роки тому

      Code Wish -80% ; c f s h k l q g

    • @HC-qc5rp
      @HC-qc5rp 2 роки тому +4

      Tf is a UA-cam-only?

    • @SwfCapsLock
      @SwfCapsLock 2 роки тому +12

      @@HC-qc5rp a Joel fan that doesn't watch the streams I guess

    • @ThatOwlGuy64
      @ThatOwlGuy64 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@SwfCapsLock UA-cam LOVES comments that start with "As a".

    • @RichConnerGMN
      @RichConnerGMN Рік тому

      nice pfp

  • @safetydoge
    @safetydoge 2 роки тому +33

    Once again Joey you have outdone yourself in bringing quality to the internet :)

  • @handsofrand6660
    @handsofrand6660 2 роки тому +14

    the foot growth pads are something right out of an Aqua Teen episode...I can totally see Meatwad ordering a bunch off the internet and Shake and/or Carl trying to grow their johnson with it

  • @Trazziiee
    @Trazziiee 2 роки тому +7

    No electronic product is complete without a composite cable.

  • @asais1024
    @asais1024 2 роки тому +5

    11:08 swedish acoustic black metal

  • @bigolbrainworm219
    @bigolbrainworm219 2 роки тому +9

    16:16 This actually sounds like something Duke would say

  • @Raichu420
    @Raichu420 2 роки тому +10

    So I actually have the little green Gameboy at 7:13 and it's not the worst thing on the planet but definitely a jackpot for shitty bootlegs. It has the Angry Birds one 😂😂

  • @galladegamerletsplays
    @galladegamerletsplays 2 роки тому +9

    12:30
    I basically made the exact same shirt and I didn't even use photoshop that's how easy it was to make this image

  • @mans2113
    @mans2113 2 роки тому +31

    This is legendary comedy

  • @Cheesever
    @Cheesever 4 місяці тому +1

    This has to be one of the best videos i have seen on UA-cam, shit going straight to the classics playlist

  • @six5157
    @six5157 2 роки тому +147

    joel is the only person to be able to make online shopping funny

    • @dedpxl
      @dedpxl 2 роки тому +1

      nah man. ua-cam.com/video/yH-Xmy5AZt0/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/8o9ZAuLQCrA/v-deo.html

    • @six5157
      @six5157 2 роки тому +11

      @@dedpxl for a second i thought you where a bot lol
      yeah i probably shouldn't have said only person there are probably other people who can make wish shopping videos

    • @minimanbeast1014
      @minimanbeast1014 2 роки тому +3

      But he is up there as one of the best

  • @NathanTheMan
    @NathanTheMan 8 місяців тому +2

    16:24 Me arguing to the zoo security why I shouldn’t be banned for “releasing all of the animals so they can fight to the death in a battle royale.”

  • @Galvatron102
    @Galvatron102 2 роки тому +23

    Ah yes, *_purple monky_* such a classic meme, although I'm more of a *_comical excrement_* guy

  • @mr.rookie_
    @mr.rookie_ 2 роки тому +46

    5:19 "Why yes, I too am a long time Vinesauce viewer and I too understood the reference from the hit stream, Vinesauce dot come. You see, when i watch their streams, I enjoy seeing Dinty referencing Rotation, Angels May Laugh 2 and Incurable 8. I too also enjoy seeing Joey referencing Defecate Giggles, Linux Fractures and Norway. When I see these reference, I do the funny haha"

    • @Damian_1989
      @Damian_1989 2 роки тому +5

      Grandiose Progenitor! Honeymooners!?

    • @mareksicinski3726
      @mareksicinski3726 2 роки тому +3

      incurable 8?

    • @mr.rookie_
      @mr.rookie_ 2 роки тому +2

      @@mareksicinski3726 Terminal 7

    • @bruhSaintJohn
      @bruhSaintJohn 2 роки тому +2

      Yes officer, this man right here, he committed the funny

    • @harmonicposting
      @harmonicposting 2 роки тому +1

      I am a longtime vinesauce viewer and I understood that I developed aids from them

  • @jakcett
    @jakcett 2 роки тому +5

    My favorite find on Wish was a giant box of colorful and cheap garbage bags that can apparently hold an entire great white shark and are "God Help" brand.

  • @SRBAnimate
    @SRBAnimate Рік тому +3

    He speedran the five stages of grief at 21:04

  • @WHISPYSTYX
    @WHISPYSTYX 2 роки тому +4

    I love this so much. Uncle Joel always helps me after a super tough day at work. Keep showing us silly things Joel!!! Lots of love from Canada!!!

  • @DiegoTan66
    @DiegoTan66 2 роки тому +6

    Love these, could watch it to no end. Thanks for the ab workout Joel

  • @supra107
    @supra107 2 роки тому +10

    16:22 What a very reasonable rant. Unlike the Twitch staff.

  • @normalicious9734
    @normalicious9734 2 роки тому +45

    12:54
    Ah yes, the amogus pride flags

  • @conelybiscuit4985
    @conelybiscuit4985 9 місяців тому +1

    10:32 behold: the legendary Grass-Cutting Sword and the Sword That's Cut of Pot

  • @awesomenokes
    @awesomenokes 2 роки тому +12

    NGL I kinda love the yogurt cake and burger bots

  • @bbal08888
    @bbal08888 2 роки тому +9

    It's always crazy when you see stuff from your local news station on one of your favorite UA-camr's videos.

  • @marcspyder6721
    @marcspyder6721 2 роки тому +7

    I remember scrolling through Facebook and seeing a lot of Wish ads for Crack or cocaine and Nazi memorabilia. And we're talking like 2018

  • @Legoluigi26
    @Legoluigi26 2 роки тому +12

    Video so good it had to be posted twice.

  • @KudosK42
    @KudosK42 2 роки тому +3

    Thank God the mini highlights has 9 of these videos.
    But the editing in this is gold.

  • @clorox-clean2770
    @clorox-clean2770 2 роки тому +4

    5:00 *Joel slowly goes into a hot tub*

  • @Xylofon555
    @Xylofon555 2 роки тому +7

    Wish is like a garage sale in another town with familiar stuff to buy but everything is being promoted by that one crazy town lunatic

  • @syron9653
    @syron9653 2 роки тому +6

    Joel desperately trying to keep his composure in his Duke nukem voice while he reads “couples that fart together stay together” never fails to make me laugh.

  • @FrostiFire1
    @FrostiFire1 Рік тому +3

    Joel I Just Want To Thank You Whenever I Feel Down I Put On One Of Your Videos
    And Laugh Myself To Death

  • @omegaanimations1727
    @omegaanimations1727 2 роки тому +2

    12:54 I love how for a brief moment you can see pride crewmates.

  • @Liveandlearn789
    @Liveandlearn789 2 роки тому +4

    “Olvays belounge to sveedin” is way more funny to me than it should reasonably be.

  • @SymonOfficialReal
    @SymonOfficialReal 2 роки тому +4

    The way vargskeletor talks is literally hilarious I laughed soo hard