Horrible but funny american idol auditions

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  • @danicao5010
    @danicao5010 8 років тому +172

    I'm so excited & I just can't hide it. I'm so excited.
    Simon: We're not.
    Lol. God help me I love Simon.

  • @ladyofwisdom2
    @ladyofwisdom2 7 років тому +102

    Lol, the dude that did the Whitney(Greatest Love Of All)..he stopped, then kept singing

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 6 років тому +14

      and screwed up more high notes

    • @Mybpeterson
      @Mybpeterson 5 років тому +15

      When he got to the verse "they can't take away my dignity", my first thought was that he just gave it away for free with this performance.

    • @thegameisthatdamngood
      @thegameisthatdamngood 5 років тому +5

      @@Mybpeterson, Simon missed a golden opportunity to insult him there. 😂 Lol.

    • @chemelilm9513
      @chemelilm9513 3 роки тому +2

      yep....he did

  • @cavalearsoul
    @cavalearsoul 7 років тому +68

    Randy Jackson had the best reactions EVER LOL.....that dude is funny.

  • @KaraCamilleDelonas
    @KaraCamilleDelonas 8 років тому +176

    Do they not hear themselves?

    • @Nikki_94
      @Nikki_94 8 років тому +22

      some people hear themselves while singing and they genuinely think they're good singers... the problem is people around them telling them they sing good :P

    • @credendovides20
      @credendovides20 8 років тому +33

      Blaz3k, I've got a really deluded friend, who really thinks that she is actually a good singer, I've tried to say her, first in a kind and then in a little bit stronger way, that she's not a singer. She just doesn't listen. She doesn't want to listen. She went to one of these shows and they kicked her out. She believed that it was cause they were jealous...
      Sometimes the problem is really their ego XD

    • @Nikki_94
      @Nikki_94 8 років тому +3

      Selene lol omg xD yeah well, ego counts too xD

    • @nemidanam1118
      @nemidanam1118 Рік тому

      People hear themselves different everyone sounds different in recording and their ears

    • @tanikalewis9593
      @tanikalewis9593 Рік тому

      Lol

  • @frankharris9744
    @frankharris9744 8 років тому +55

    Paula's expression though LoL 1:10

    • @anniem.4140
      @anniem.4140 8 років тому +13

      ikr, I love her expression, and that guy singing '"they can't take away my dignity" but wow that performance sure takes it away lol

  • @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh
    @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh 8 років тому +58

    people make fun of these people on these shows for how deluded they are, but it's not their fault. They're told by the producers of the show that they're good singers even when they aren't because it makes good television. So what do people expect when they get told yes you're a good singer, we'll put you through to the auditions which will be shown on tv, only for them to go infront of the judges and told they suck?

    • @Alanadoredor
      @Alanadoredor 8 років тому +10

      +Andrew Gilfellon but their delusion doesn't start right before they enter the competition. Granted it doesn't help when someone feeds into these delusions but these probably began when they were kids and their parents told them how amazing they were when they were completely useless.

    • @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh
      @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh 8 років тому +4

      Yeah, I agree, it starts with the parents, but producers for these staged shows like xfactor or American Idol shouldn't be taking advantage of this for "reality" sake.

    • @carlosramos3890
      @carlosramos3890 2 роки тому +2

      @@NotYouNotMe-fw1fh that was the point of the show, nobody forced them to go in the first place

    • @AllCreatures
      @AllCreatures 2 роки тому +1

      In all my years of watching the show, I have never once heard any contestant say that anyone from the show, producers or otherwise, say they were good. They might put them through just for laughs, but these people really ARE that deluded.

    • @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh
      @NotYouNotMe-fw1fh 2 роки тому +1

      @@AllCreatures How do you think they get on the show though. They audition before the producers and they say they're good enough to be on the show

  • @spartapingas1984
    @spartapingas1984 7 років тому +56

    "I'M SO EXCIIITED! :D"
    Simon: "We're not."
    XD

    • @PurplePinkRed
      @PurplePinkRed 7 років тому +4

      SPARTA PINGAS His one liners are simply the best!

  • @Lonelyenglishgirl
    @Lonelyenglishgirl 8 років тому +80

    why didnt they just stop the second dude?

    • @moomson
      @moomson 8 років тому +17

      yes why?!... it was very painfull..

    • @yesseniaayala2664
      @yesseniaayala2664 7 років тому +7

      Dannie's Daze it reminded them of coming to America

    • @thunderchild2756
      @thunderchild2756 4 роки тому +7

      Entertainment value.... So he'd end up in a video like this 🤣

    • @danieldalton6544
      @danieldalton6544 2 роки тому +1

      He was too bad to stop.

    • @AndinoKiwi
      @AndinoKiwi 2 роки тому

      I think they were waiting for the very high note climax.

  • @subrainamay
    @subrainamay 9 років тому +112

    He probably woke Whitney up !!

    • @rkim1993
      @rkim1993 8 років тому +22

      +subraina may No. Whitney just died again. She died in the afterlife. And then she died again in the after-afterlife when he began singing after that awkward pause.

    • @joyjackson8249
      @joyjackson8249 6 років тому +4

      subraina may I think he knocked her down 6 more feet 😳

    • @TealBaby-ul7qr
      @TealBaby-ul7qr 5 років тому +2

      I'm 💀😂 😂

  • @MrCWells3000
    @MrCWells3000 8 років тому +61

    Paula looks WRECKED. Prescription pills are a terrible thing.

  • @ryanodonnell5801
    @ryanodonnell5801 10 років тому +17

    My dog was in the room when I started watching this and he just went mad barking up a storm!!!!!! XDXDXDXD

  • @LuckItDown
    @LuckItDown 11 років тому +9

    0:39 "YOU CAN'T TAKE AWAY MY DIGNITY!"
    ...
    You did that for yourself, hon.

  • @babakpersian
    @babakpersian 8 років тому +21

    This video has one of the best quality on UA-cam.

  • @jukeboxhero420
    @jukeboxhero420 14 років тому +4

    I love how the guy at 1:07 knew he was going to be rejected, so he went all out XD

  • @starpuff1088
    @starpuff1088 8 років тому +29

    A reminder that we may think we're great singers, but we're really not.

  • @mangokuchen3586
    @mangokuchen3586 8 років тому +17

    3:03 RIP headphone users !!!!!!!!!

    • @saralarge1456
      @saralarge1456 8 років тому +4

      I was listening to this out loud and my baby cried at that part lol

  • @nanicaldwell5437
    @nanicaldwell5437 10 років тому +60

    the girl at 3:37 was actually not that bad she was probably just too loud and really high

    • @meanberkl9775
      @meanberkl9775 10 років тому +18

      she was trying to hard

    • @steelbeltsdrumming
      @steelbeltsdrumming 10 років тому +13

      you are smoking crack, she is as terrible as everyone else on here..,

    • @saiyongdawn7756
      @saiyongdawn7756 6 років тому +2

      I hate when people say, 'That one person was actually pretty good.' Sorry but they all sucked big time. Why they chose to get up on the platform and embarrass themselves I have no clue except to say the auditions are for anyone who think they can sing........but usually can't.

    • @mactaggart7854
      @mactaggart7854 6 років тому

      nani caldwell are you on drugs? No? Maybe you should be

    • @Mediaworkscpv
      @Mediaworkscpv 5 років тому

      Yeah she's cute, but really needs vocal lessons.

  • @a.bloke2.0alwayslearning.23
    @a.bloke2.0alwayslearning.23 7 років тому +30

    These are not just bad, they are SPECTACULARLY bad.
    Who are the "friends" who encourage them to try it out on international TV ?.
    Time the "contestants" found new, GENUINE, HONEST friends.
    PS.
    The black girl at the beginning could be a backing singer for Mob Barley and the Wailers.
    (Joke.)

    • @itsgalaxyy1808
      @itsgalaxyy1808 7 років тому

      Stef Gamble They have a game of truth or dare.

    • @a.bloke2.0alwayslearning.23
      @a.bloke2.0alwayslearning.23 7 років тому +1

      aka Galaxy
      Oh Man !
      Your post had me click on the video and that horrible bint in the white started warbling in my ears again !
      Horrors !.

  • @IABITVpresents
    @IABITVpresents 6 років тому +8

    That Patsy Charles montage reminded me of a similar montage on X Factor when some dude sang for so long they edited in clips of time passing and when he stopped singing an alarm clock sound rang.
    Also the yawning baby sound, so cute ;-;

  • @TealBaby-ul7qr
    @TealBaby-ul7qr 5 років тому +2

    My dogs are howling with this blonde chick 😂😂

  • @gloriaous
    @gloriaous 14 років тому +4

    The second guy killed me, the way he just went on and he knew he he was doing bad hence the head holding.LMAO

  • @Kimbelle10
    @Kimbelle10 14 років тому +2

    I love how at 1:10 he stops, waiting...and then he starts again!!! Lol! Paula's face!
    This is all hilarious!

  • @laurapeters6063
    @laurapeters6063 2 роки тому +7

    My sympathy to the judges. Need a gold medal for going through what you do to find a star.

  • @Diane0529
    @Diane0529 8 років тому +14

    O...M...G... Why has someone not told these people that they CAN'T SING?!

    • @flobekoe
      @flobekoe Рік тому

      If no one won’t tell them they can’t sing, Simon will.

  • @deargodY
    @deargodY 14 років тому +2

    paula's face right at 1:11 as the eyebrows slowly raise is spectacular.
    I laughed so hard.

  • @CharlotteCastre
    @CharlotteCastre 12 років тому +6

    0:33
    "...they cant take away my dignity..."
    they dont need to, your doing a fine job of that all by yourself , dude

  • @palsupalsu4549
    @palsupalsu4549 12 років тому +4

    4:06 the greatest conversation in your life
    contestant: "i'm so excited"
    simon: "we're not " :/

  • @Phenrex
    @Phenrex 8 років тому +24

    Hmmm... My ears seem to be dripping something warm... Blood... My ears are bleeding. Thank you wanna be entries...

  • @namewithheldnamewithheld2725
    @namewithheldnamewithheld2725 3 роки тому +6

    My heart goes out to the songwriters......😖

  • @jordansn2000
    @jordansn2000 10 років тому +21

    3:36 was good she was a little to picky but was pretty good .

  • @perrypang
    @perrypang 13 років тому

    so so funny man ,,,,love it ,,,great job ,,,thank ssss

  • @Wabbamusiclova
    @Wabbamusiclova 13 років тому

    omg, soooo entertaining!!!!!!!!!!! Made my day!

  • @Pthallo
    @Pthallo 15 років тому +3

    Holy crap, I actually felt physical pain with some of those auditions, especially the 2nd one hahaha

  • @sorayafong9886
    @sorayafong9886 8 років тому +8

    Randy at 1:16😂😂😂💀

  • @trcgamer94
    @trcgamer94 13 років тому +1

    I like how for that one singer, they made it seem like she was singing for years. LOL XD

  • @Chula-LunaDelMar
    @Chula-LunaDelMar 5 років тому

    I have been looking for this one these folks crazy as hell lol

  • @hulse.y
    @hulse.y 10 років тому +29

    Every single of those were 10,000 times better than JB

  • @sakuramiku7020
    @sakuramiku7020 8 років тому +5

    4:10 was tge best part

  • @musicluvr3696
    @musicluvr3696 13 років тому

    OMG i can't even watch it all the way through. i had to turn the volume Up to hear it over me laughing :D lol

  • @springflavor98
    @springflavor98 13 років тому

    I think noone would really watch american idol without people like this :D

  • @nora1925
    @nora1925 10 років тому +6

    3:05 rip headphones..

  • @AddictedToRammstein
    @AddictedToRammstein 7 років тому +6

    Holy crap my ears hurt.

  • @lesliexhale
    @lesliexhale 13 років тому

    LOL i love how like when the judges are quiet the people think that means to keep singing.

  • @Mellow888Mood
    @Mellow888Mood 13 років тому

    the last guy: "i'm so exited"
    simon: "where not"
    aaaaahahahaha xD

  • @aadams1006
    @aadams1006 9 років тому +13

    I Buh-LeeVve tHaTT Ch1lLdRuN aRrr ThuH FyUUU-Tyurre.........What do you think? Am I good enough for American Idol?

  • @sakuramiku7020
    @sakuramiku7020 8 років тому +6

    the best part was 4:10

  • @Antiperfection311
    @Antiperfection311 13 років тому

    "I'm so excited" - "We're not"
    BEST ! xD

  • @dar3al3stgirl
    @dar3al3stgirl 13 років тому

    The 2nd one was hilarious. He probably tought that the judges wanted him to continue singing.. lmao... the judges were probably thinking "WTF!" when he started singing again.... hahahaha

  • @iyorrime8835
    @iyorrime8835 9 років тому +2

    the eyes 3.46 loooool

  • @ajasmith6733
    @ajasmith6733 10 років тому +34

    3:36 was pretty good just too high

  • @twiwonder
    @twiwonder 11 років тому

    *rocks back and forth, clutching my ears* Unnnghhh...

  • @jddrew1000
    @jddrew1000 13 років тому +1

    OMG Paula's face at 1:10! LMBO XD PRICELESS!
    I dont believe he actually started singing again

  • @KylieBruno
    @KylieBruno 10 років тому +3

    Shes not THAT bad... Shes prob the best one out of all of the other ones. the girl at 3:36

  • @ATOY1115
    @ATOY1115 9 років тому +11

    These judges must take plenty excedrin pills to be able to hear all this BS singing

  • @shinobiplays907
    @shinobiplays907 7 років тому

    wow these are some gems

  • @TheEllieForbes
    @TheEllieForbes 13 років тому

    LMAOOO!!! paulas face!!! at the the second acts :P

  • @larissamack7704
    @larissamack7704 8 років тому +4

    Jessica wasn't that bad to me lol

  • @ej44026
    @ej44026 8 років тому +5

    the gurl at 3:37 has great voice control

    • @ILoveMyOrchids
      @ILoveMyOrchids 8 років тому +3

      Ejohnson, no she didn't. She was completely unable to control her voice and stop it from hitting all the wrong notes. AWFUL voice, tone deaf!

    • @1Lotusflower
      @1Lotusflower 6 років тому

      She was flat as a pancake. Terrible voice.

  • @readermnm
    @readermnm 12 років тому

    this is so weird yet funny at the same time

  • @SanthoshCHRiS
    @SanthoshCHRiS 13 років тому

    Bad singer: "I'm so excited!" Simon Cowel: "We're not" LMAO!! xD

  • @vturner
    @vturner 8 років тому +3

    the 2nd one was seriously one of the worsts Ive ever seen & hes not even included in the other worst auditions videos its my first time seeing him.. wow

  • @nataliem9488
    @nataliem9488 9 років тому +9

    whos watching in 2015

    • @veronicaflores3540
      @veronicaflores3540 8 років тому +3

      watching in 2016!! :-) :-)

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 7 років тому +3

      Natalie Mojica...Watching in 2017! These are so funny, I'd even watch on my death bed...These things keep me alive just that much longer. :-p

    • @-belue-6697
      @-belue-6697 7 років тому +2

      :-p

  • @Qwenil
    @Qwenil 13 років тому

    Singer: I'm so excited
    Simon: Were not xD

  • @AbsoluteSymphonia
    @AbsoluteSymphonia 13 років тому

    lmao this is the best group of people to listen to

  • @craigcope3369
    @craigcope3369 8 років тому +3

    I can't even watch this it's that bad.

    • @PurplePinkRed
      @PurplePinkRed 7 років тому +5

      craig cope It's 4 minutes of HELL! I reckon that the army needs to just play this on repeat for 24 hours to torture its captives.

  • @Treetop64
    @Treetop64 13 років тому

    Lol! Great job by the editors with the "time lapse" sequences.

  • @donfabadenga
    @donfabadenga 10 років тому

    was awesome! any more?

  • @aadvani22
    @aadvani22 13 років тому

    LOL @ 1:56 when he looks at his watch like.. "this will take a while"

  • @heckto35
    @heckto35 13 років тому

    "cant take away my dignachee!" lmfao!!

  • @lovelestartes
    @lovelestartes 13 років тому

    "I'M SO EXCITED" "we're not"

  • @invaderzim6657
    @invaderzim6657 11 років тому

    lol, the baby in her act @ 2:32!!! i died!

  • @SmashCrashDizzy
    @SmashCrashDizzy 13 років тому

    lmfao xD paulas face at 1:12 is friggin priceless!

  • @tharealist824
    @tharealist824 2 роки тому

    13 years, 2.6 million views, ZERO dislikes
    Love it

  • @peacelovery111
    @peacelovery111 13 років тому

    1 :04 COMPLETE SLILENCE THAT DOOCH THOUGHT HE WAS SO GREAT HE KEPT GOING OMG AHAHAHAHA

  • @SUPERSTAR3333333
    @SUPERSTAR3333333 11 років тому

    2nd one: my ears are bleeding.
    lol "IM SO EXCITED" Simon: We're not. XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL

  • @dontgotone6166
    @dontgotone6166 10 років тому

    SOOOO HILARIOUS XD

  • @missdawne
    @missdawne 13 років тому

    0:12, " AND I BANISHED EVER MEMORY YOU AND I HAVE EVER MADEEEEEE", lol

  • @MyrandaH5
    @MyrandaH5 12 років тому

    "im so excited!"
    "we're not"
    lmao

  • @serenaushy
    @serenaushy 13 років тому

    "I'M SO EXCITEDDDDDDDDD..." "We're not."

  • @wildwest939
    @wildwest939 13 років тому

    the best part of idol is the crap!!!! I love it cause I stopped watching cause they didnt think so. Thank you for posting this!!

  • @mgab12345
    @mgab12345 13 років тому

    LOL "im so exited"..then simon says, "we're NOT"

  • @Kittylol9
    @Kittylol9 12 років тому +1

    2nd audition Paula's face is priceless XD

  • @kayciblu397
    @kayciblu397 8 років тому

    Nice Video, I Like It, Cool Video

  • @lonerguy27709
    @lonerguy27709 13 років тому

    #2 the best!.:D

  • @AllThingsFilm1
    @AllThingsFilm1 10 років тому

    True, these were hilarious.

  • @GeoZeppelin1979
    @GeoZeppelin1979 7 років тому

    LMAO the second one sounded as if he was forced to sing by torture

  • @lilycoulter6
    @lilycoulter6 12 років тому

    lol
    man: im so excited, im so excited
    simon: we're not.

  • @RayvonPaige
    @RayvonPaige 12 років тому

    3:24 Randy: '' I shouldn't have eaten that burrito.'' lol

  • @onedirectioner622
    @onedirectioner622 11 років тому

    Somebody kill me!!! This is murder 2 my ears... its just so darn funny so I keep watching...

  • @goldskater1
    @goldskater1 13 років тому

    I'll "fall on my knees" for you to stop singing!! XD

  • @Suupermix
    @Suupermix 13 років тому

    in a weird way, this makes me feel better!

  • @youngjusticegirl
    @youngjusticegirl 13 років тому

    1:06, that awkward silence when he stopes, then continues... HA LOOK AT PAULAS PACE SHES LIKE 'OH, HEAK NO!"

  • @Manaphy333
    @Manaphy333 13 років тому

    1:08 we didnt want u to sing again!! lmfao

  • @dudecicero
    @dudecicero 13 років тому

    I think I'm gonna hear the soothing Enya for the rest of the day until my ears stop hurting. I'm not kidding, they are hurting badly!

  • @americano451
    @americano451 13 років тому

    HAhah Lmao that babys face at 2:30 and paula's at 2:35.... hahha funny

  • @MrLoveGlove
    @MrLoveGlove 13 років тому

    3:00-3:01 Reminds me of my cat when I accidently step on its tail haha

  • @Armond2013
    @Armond2013 5 місяців тому

    When just looking at the judge's faces is more hilarious than the audition.

  • @Xayjohns
    @Xayjohns 7 років тому +1

    Laughter is such a wonderful thing.

  • @ashtujam
    @ashtujam 13 років тому

    Simon's smirk is so sexy when he actually finds something funny (ex. the greates love of all lmaoo..)

  • @PrincessZelda527
    @PrincessZelda527 13 років тому

    0:32 I love how they all look down in disappointment at the same time XD