SOUTH PARK Cartmanland - Reaction and Commentary (S5, E6)

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  • @Tolye
    @Tolye  8 місяців тому +27

    So much to do at Toli Reacts, but you can't come! (Especially you, Tommy and Heinrich)

    • @Tommysimonsen
      @Tommysimonsen 8 місяців тому +1

      Screw it, ill build my own park, with blackjack and hookers, if fact forget the blackjack.

    • @peperino25
      @peperino25 8 місяців тому +4

      Excellent reaction !
      I recommend you :
      *S 13, Ep. 14 - Pee*
      _Thanks for bring us great content_

    • @Tolye
      @Tolye  8 місяців тому +1

      @@peperino25 Thank you, my friend! 😘

    • @toyota420xp
      @toyota420xp 3 місяці тому

      I hate the Transformers movies

  • @Technatura83
    @Technatura83 8 місяців тому +40

    "The hemorrhoid has spread to his lungs." 🤣Man, the stupid shit doctors say in this show...

  • @LoneCloudHopper
    @LoneCloudHopper 8 місяців тому +54

    One of my fav episodes. "Jobe has all his children killed, and Michael Bay gets to keep making movies. There isn't a God."

    • @putitinreverseterry
      @putitinreverseterry 8 місяців тому +4

      Toli: This was before transformers 😩

    • @Skrulzie
      @Skrulzie 8 місяців тому +10

      "There are people starving in Alabama but you give Cartman a million dollars?!"

    • @revinevan87
      @revinevan87 8 місяців тому +4

      Job

  • @downd.stairs8313
    @downd.stairs8313 8 місяців тому +32

    I love that Cartman was too dumb to realize he could just skip every line since he OWNS the place

    • @simondz9913
      @simondz9913 8 місяців тому +12

      He could also open the Park for a few days in the week and go in the Park on the other days. Cartman acted really dumb in the Episode

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 3 місяці тому +4

      Cartman didn't want crowds in his park. He wanted to enjoy his rides in solitude.

  • @theevilascotcompany9255
    @theevilascotcompany9255 7 місяців тому +8

    I love this episode for providing a pragmatic lesson on how economics, free markets and basic capitalism work.

  • @dianaturutina7643
    @dianaturutina7643 24 дні тому +3

    20:17 in the episode titled ‘Kenny dies’ the Trey Parker and Matt Stone originally planned to kill Kyle and have Butters as the new replacement but because he was too close to Stan they killed Kenny off instead

  • @SubZeroJill
    @SubZeroJill 8 місяців тому +29

    I love how none of the Cartmans made a peep to deny they'd spend the money on crack XD

  • @nunosilva369
    @nunosilva369 6 місяців тому +9

    "A hemorrhoid can only be cured by the tears of your enemies."
    -Toli, 2024

  • @EricAKATheBelgianGuy
    @EricAKATheBelgianGuy 8 місяців тому +11

    - There's also the lawsuit of the little boy who died in your park.
    - What, Kenny? *He dies all the time!*

  • @danteglory95
    @danteglory95 8 місяців тому +20

    Cartman didn't love his grandma. He just loved getting presents.

  • @MrWhatdafuBOOM
    @MrWhatdafuBOOM 8 місяців тому +12

    "This was before Transformers."
    Ah yes, his one movie that reached the 'Okay' mark.

    • @CyberiaCafe
      @CyberiaCafe 8 місяців тому +1

      Gets carried by the established franchise as well

  • @ChristopherJames1993
    @ChristopherJames1993 8 місяців тому +29

    Kyle is a living representation of butthurt in this. He literally gets butthurt so bad that he gets a hemorrhoid.

    • @E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesome
      @E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesome 8 місяців тому +5

      Lol, imagine me caring about that. They should've killed off Kyle, not Kenny! Bro needed to hear Cartman say he wanted to die before he got better and believed God existed. 😂😂😂😂

    • @JHowesitgoing123
      @JHowesitgoing123 8 місяців тому +3

      @@E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesome The Cartman/Kyle feud fuels a lot of the episodes/show. It wouldn't be the same without that conflict.

    • @JHowesitgoing123
      @JHowesitgoing123 8 місяців тому +1

      I mean, that's literally the joke.

    • @E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesome
      @E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesome 8 місяців тому +3

      @@JHowesitgoing123 Would be more effective on me if I still liked Kyle much. But I really cared about him 0 in this episode. (I mean, I felt really bad at first when he got snagged on the fence but still) And he may have good qualities but bro's obsessively hateful way too much for someone so self-righteous, lol. Like the person said, the entire plot was about him being "butthurt", therefore I can hardly care.

    • @tacohombre3648
      @tacohombre3648 8 місяців тому +2

      ​@@E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesomeCouldn't of said it any better 💯💯💯

  • @MVangelmx
    @MVangelmx 8 місяців тому +8

    Cartman’s happiness is the only thing that can turn Kyle atheist.

  • @mikemath9508
    @mikemath9508 8 місяців тому +4

    glad you remember lines from other episodes to connect. "you see, it's our tears stan, that give god his great power."

  • @dragonblast417
    @dragonblast417 8 місяців тому +3

    4:55
    Mackey: hey did you just flip me off?
    Toli: no
    Mackey: yes you did you're doing it right now

  • @J4ME5_
    @J4ME5_ 7 місяців тому +3

    That grinch homage was legendary

  • @forestnathaniel9715
    @forestnathaniel9715 8 місяців тому +6

    "this was before Transformers" 🤣🤣

  • @EricAKATheBelgianGuy
    @EricAKATheBelgianGuy 8 місяців тому +5

    So much to do at Cartmanland, but you can't come...especially you, Stan and Kyle.

  • @mupty
    @mupty 5 місяців тому +2

    It's funny how you predicted everything that was going to happen in this episode...unintentionally. 🤣🤣

  • @justinw7323
    @justinw7323 8 місяців тому +3

    Best of all you can't come! Especially Stan and Kyle! 😂

  • @digitaladventurer2142
    @digitaladventurer2142 8 місяців тому +6

    This is Karma for what he did to Scott Tenorman 2 episode earlier :)
    and you reaction to him first getting does seem to justify Kyle's disbelief I know he get's so much hate but come on people this is Cartman

    • @tacohombre3648
      @tacohombre3648 8 місяців тому

      Karma is a female dog 🤣🤣🤣💯

  • @mikemath9508
    @mikemath9508 8 місяців тому +1

    In the 90s and early 00's my family would go to Busch Gardens (anheuser busch beer company has a theme park based on african countries? is Morocco or Stanleyville in africa?) on Thanksgiving day and the park would be nearly empty but everything was open and running. One year when we've done everything we want to and are about to leave, i decide to try out Kumba (best roller coaster at the time) and it was so good, they didn't make me get off at the end and i rode it 7 more times.
    people found out about Thanksgiving though so the place is as busy as normal on holidays, haven't been since 2012~

  • @Puppetmistress
    @Puppetmistress 8 місяців тому +4

    18:14 He left out the part where God paid him back lol

    • @CheerfullyCynical829
      @CheerfullyCynical829 3 місяці тому +2

      Still doesn't change anything. Why would God hurt a good decent person just to prove a point to the Devil?

    • @octavecrush
      @octavecrush Місяць тому

      bro really missed the point

  • @oddiebacca
    @oddiebacca 8 місяців тому +4

    Gratz on 5k🎉

  • @NoelG702
    @NoelG702 8 місяців тому +3

    The voice actor of the red-haired park owner is the same voice actor for Scott Tenorman. I'm looking forward to your Season 3 episode 17 reaction.

  • @JaketheMovieGeek
    @JaketheMovieGeek 8 місяців тому +1

    “Didn’t earn it? How many years did I have to spend to make my grandma like me?”

  • @chaosspear0195
    @chaosspear0195 8 місяців тому +2

    The stupidest thing here is as the owner Cartman could have cut anytime anywhere. There is a God we saw the mutant platypus cat creature last episode he just doesn’t care like the real one if there is such a thing.

  • @Chunkyloops
    @Chunkyloops Місяць тому

    I always found it funny how some religious folk were convinced that the story of Job will somehow definitely or is the best chance of restoring someone's faith. Yet ironically enough for me at least, it was the Bible story that always made me lose my faith in God more than any other story. A story where you end up siding with the devil over God.

  • @JaketheMovieGeek
    @JaketheMovieGeek 8 місяців тому +2

    Eric should have just bought Casa Bonita

  • @darkmoon3310
    @darkmoon3310 8 місяців тому +2

    The job story ends with GOD returning everything back to Job in tenfold

    • @mckenzie.latham91
      @mckenzie.latham91 8 місяців тому

      yeah the bible thinks that as long as you get something back, all those people who were killed
      for jsut a bet didn’t matter
      life is so cheap god will kill children over a bet and then just give you more kids
      that’s how little god cares about or values human life.

  • @Lunarbob19
    @Lunarbob19 8 місяців тому +1

    Stan really is egocentric to think he is entitled to get in Erics park.
    Only lesson I see is to not be so hasty with your decisions and think things through more. Cartman should have not been to quick to dump the park.

    • @lukefitton7329
      @lukefitton7329 4 місяці тому +1

      I think he trying to crush Cartman’s goals for Kyle’s sake. In most circumstances he wouldn’t really care most likely.

  • @imapotato1111
    @imapotato1111 8 місяців тому +1

    7:54 not gonna lie he has a damn good point. Sometimes i feel like god is against me. And sometimes i don't.

  • @nicolieohlee120
    @nicolieohlee120 8 місяців тому +1

    3:24 on acid 😂

  • @tjwatkins2819
    @tjwatkins2819 8 місяців тому

    S15, E12: 1%
    S13, E4: Eat, Pray, Queef
    S19, E5: Safe Space
    S15, E6: City Sushi
    S16, E,6: Zip Line

  • @putitinreverseterry
    @putitinreverseterry 8 місяців тому +3

    Toli for president 2024 🦅🇺🇲

  • @mikemath9508
    @mikemath9508 8 місяців тому +1

    i think its weird the maintenence guy likes cotton candy so much. i'd have asked for an american cheeseburger guy

  • @aprilgallimore9636
    @aprilgallimore9636 8 місяців тому

    Congratulations on 5k! Moving up quick!

  • @bimmyfrizzo3988
    @bimmyfrizzo3988 Місяць тому

    If I ever invested in a theme park like eric, I'd call it "PLEASURE ISLAND!"
    I'd be like selfish eric and the opposite of the coachman. Nobody can get in! Especially pinnochio and lampwick!
    I can be a bad boy all night and make a jackass of myself! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ToneOh
    @ToneOh 8 місяців тому +2

    A wild Mr Derp was spotted at Cartman land I don’t have the timestamp bkuz it’s still premiering

  • @CDeeez94
    @CDeeez94 8 місяців тому

    Man, this episode brings back memories of Rollercoaster Tycoon.

  • @baileybrian9560
    @baileybrian9560 8 місяців тому +1

    i believe that's also the cop from the Fingerbang episode [AKA something you can do with your finger] you should review that episode

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 28 днів тому

    Part of me is hoping that all of this, all the stuff with Cartman and Kyle and the rest of South Park is just one big point that Mat and Trey and doing to tell a story about how horrible everyone is in South Park, I mean look at what happens with Kyle here, the entire episode is just him and Stan being jealous and bitter at Cartman's success - partially because he's being assholes to them but mostly because he was lucky enough to get something they couldn't get.
    There's multiple examples of it too, how Cartman is pushed to things by others.
    Mostly I think they're just making stupid jokes and think Cartman deserves things though.

  • @TheJericho1123
    @TheJericho1123 8 місяців тому +1

    sorry about kissing your grandma`s forehead, but the casket was open.

  • @connorredshaw5650
    @connorredshaw5650 8 місяців тому

    Imagine owning your own theme park that would be awesome.

  • @et34t34fdf
    @et34t34fdf 8 місяців тому +2

    Age of mythology, great game.
    Are you excited for the new version coming?

    • @Tolye
      @Tolye  8 місяців тому +3

      Yees, sir! Retold seems to be nice. Much expected after the Extended flop.

    • @et34t34fdf
      @et34t34fdf 8 місяців тому

      @@Tolye Yeah, extended was not good, we have to wait and see, but already looks more promising than EE ever did.

  • @irenicus9
    @irenicus9 8 місяців тому +2

    I don't care, said Pierre

    • @Tolye
      @Tolye  8 місяців тому +4

      I'm from France!

  • @JHowesitgoing123
    @JHowesitgoing123 8 місяців тому +1

    Episode suggestions: S9E13 (Free Willzyx), S13E14 (Pee), Good Times with Weapons (S8E1). Just a few off the top of my head.

  • @LadyLunarella
    @LadyLunarella 8 місяців тому

    If I could get money for how often I was asked "dont I get a hug?" when I didnt want to give a hug to a relative i'd say "money well earned." cuz I found out later on I did have a choice its just adults like to do that to kids idk why....

  • @dirtyjerde13
    @dirtyjerde13 8 місяців тому +2

    do they have mexicans in maldova?

  • @JohnSmith-zw8vp
    @JohnSmith-zw8vp 8 місяців тому

    Want shorter lines? Go...on...a...weekday (Monday-Thursday). And most definitely not not NOT on the "Big Three" days (Memorial, Fourth, Labor)!

  • @J4ME5_
    @J4ME5_ 7 місяців тому

    Toli is president material

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 7 місяців тому

    4:18 I actually agree with cartman on this.

  • @gradydurham4990
    @gradydurham4990 8 місяців тому

    Can't wait to see you react to Do The Handicap Go To Hell & Probably. South Park at its finest.

  • @gk2370
    @gk2370 Місяць тому

    18:27 He mistaken Kyle for Stan

  • @FeRnAnDo1538
    @FeRnAnDo1538 8 місяців тому

    What a wholesome ending. Loved the first time I watched it. I Loved today in the stream. Toli, just saying, More Crap (11x09).
    PS: you looks like my lord Aragorn, son of arathorn.

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 7 місяців тому

    3,94 wish I had friends to do this with as a kid

  • @XFLexiconMatt
    @XFLexiconMatt 8 місяців тому +3

    Well, you give Eric Cartman a million dollars you create a monster! I am glad Kyle got his justice in the end! (No pun intended). But in all seriousness, bad hemorrhoids really suck and I don't wish them on anybody, I get it!

    • @Lunarbob19
      @Lunarbob19 8 місяців тому +1

      There was nothing monstrous about Eric here, he just wanted a park and wanted to always go on ride anytime he want. Not saying it isn't selfish and crazy and mean taunting commercials, but not monster. Kyle is the monster for literally almost dying out of spite for Cartman and feeling better only after seeing him suffer.

  • @stevenkitchen1482
    @stevenkitchen1482 8 місяців тому +1

    Love this episode

  • @godzillaprime
    @godzillaprime 8 місяців тому

    Selfoss is a real horror show

  • @BiteBolt_77
    @BiteBolt_77 8 місяців тому +3

    You should review Humancentipad
    But considering this episode portrays one of the main reasons why i am an Atheist. The story of Job is one of the main reasons i left my Catholic upbringing.
    If god is this vengeful, only because of a bet with Satan, then i refuse to believe in that god.

  • @Jarod-vg9wq
    @Jarod-vg9wq 7 місяців тому

    18:28 why did they think that would cheer him up?

  • @Southparkfan2024loveeddsworld
    @Southparkfan2024loveeddsworld 2 місяці тому

    I’m worried about Kyle 😢

  • @tallicafan85
    @tallicafan85 8 місяців тому

    i would put that $1M into goldman sachs and make $80k a month in interest.

    • @theevilascotcompany9255
      @theevilascotcompany9255 7 місяців тому +2

      "Well that's fantastic, a really smart decision, young man. We can put that check in a Money Market Mutual Fund, then we'll reinvest the earnings into foreign currency accounts with compounding interest, aaand it's gone."

  • @Jdoom13
    @Jdoom13 24 дні тому

    Jobe didnt end that way

  • @Trueexpunged-u4v
    @Trueexpunged-u4v 8 місяців тому

    Same

  • @MarxasThomas
    @MarxasThomas 8 місяців тому

    Yes thank you 😂😂😂

  • @johnhart8856
    @johnhart8856 8 місяців тому +2

    18:16
    I actually did attend church every Sunday when I was young and around the time this episode first aired, and I liked to mouth off to the minister and his wife every week and point out how silly the bible is. And after watching this episode I questioned him about Job and how much of a d**k God was to him, in the same way that Kyle does. Not only couldn't my minster respond to me, he wouldn't even look at me for a couple of weeks! 😂

    • @LadyLunarella
      @LadyLunarella 8 місяців тому

      HA! XD thats funny

    • @yumin_pluto558
      @yumin_pluto558 8 місяців тому

      I don’t know how you didn’t get a sermon instead. Maybe the minister was green? The book of Job is about how life is both fair and unfair and how just like Job losing everything wasn’t a punishment, the good and evil of the world isn’t some kind of fable where the good are always rewarded and evil punished. That’s not what life is about after all. On Kyle’s parents’ side showing a doubtful child a book about Job and his belief in God but his doubts about his justice and questioning his own circumstances was probably not a good idea.

  • @karlgrimm3027
    @karlgrimm3027 8 місяців тому

    As the owner of the park can’t Cartman just get to the front of the line?

  • @baaaxnll9416
    @baaaxnll9416 8 місяців тому

    You gotta react to "cash for gold" season 16 its so fkn good

  • @Trueexpunged-u4v
    @Trueexpunged-u4v 8 місяців тому

    Like you

  • @soldierghostgirl
    @soldierghostgirl 7 місяців тому +1

    Could you please react to "Pee"?

  • @computernerd1101
    @computernerd1101 8 місяців тому

    Please review Episodes 200 and 201 (Season 14 episodes 5 and 6).

    • @mupty
      @mupty 8 місяців тому

      Too soon. He would need to watch a ton more episodes prior or he'll miss all the references.

  • @E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesome
    @E3257.StudiosEverythingAwesome 8 місяців тому

    I didn't like this one... lol.

  • @jimmymcfly9822
    @jimmymcfly9822 8 місяців тому

    Whosajigawha?

  • @Trueexpunged-u4v
    @Trueexpunged-u4v 8 місяців тому

    Stop

  • @Trueexpunged-u4v
    @Trueexpunged-u4v 8 місяців тому

    Hoo

  • @Enderpanda24
    @Enderpanda24 8 місяців тому

    47m early :)