I just got done finishing my lawn and as I am smoking a cigar admiring my fine work I see a new video from you betcha....needless to say I was just laughing like a maniac on my front porch
@@tymfelton meh I'd rather my man smoke a pricey cigar than chew. My fiance got some while we were at the outerbanks and they actually smelled good where I understand why there is soaps and etc that are made to smell like leather, whiskey, and maybe a cigar undernote.
Sadly, I live surrounded by retired guys like this with nothing in their lives but their lawns. 😭😭😭 One of them even says (constantly) "I've only got my lawn and my grudges." Help. Opening Day was in mid March and I live in northern Wisconsin - it shouldn't have been until June. 😭
My neighbors are the same way. All I have to do is start my mower and within moments they are all out mowing. I just love getting them going. Its like they wait on me to start mowing. No matter what day of the week or what time it is, they will start mowing shortly after they hear my mower start up.
Get this.. late Saturday night after some beers me and my buddy siphoned the gas out of my obnoxious neighbors lawn mower and also drained his back up gas can. Come Sunday ( everyone Mows on Sunday cuz Monday is trash pickup) we bribed my little cousin ( age 11 ) to go out there and start mowing the lawn aimlessly, the neighbor came out within 1 minute as he heard the engine and was kind of shocked seeing someone else mowing the lawn, and had this big stupid competitive smirk on his face as he went and grabbed his lawn mower, went to start it no gas..no backup gas... me and my buddy were cracking up watching through the window blinds, laughing our asses off as he bolted down to the gas station with his can. As soon as he left I had my buddy go tell his wife we are playing a trick on him and quickly refilled his lawnmower. Then I grabbed the lawn mower from my cousin and proceeded to murder my lawn in one shot no backtrack actually turned out pretty good considering, cuz I know my lawn. Then I ran back in the house set-up my cousin with a cold Coke, can of Pringles and half a bag of Sour Patch Kids and told him to sit outside on the porch and chill like he did the whole job himself. When Dude rolled up he was in shock got out slam the car door walked across the street looked at the lawn.. look at my cousin.. and said not bad you ever mowed lawns before my cousin replied with a simple "nope" as he chewed on his candy with a straight face kid was born to be an actor, at this point the whole household is losing it inside trying not to knock over Furniture laughing. As he walked back across the street you could see the smoke coming out of his ears, he went to put gas in the mower and it over flooded it, that's when we couldn't take it anymore and everybody burst out of the house laughing and hollering and his wife too.. He now mows his lawn on Saturday and has put his mower in the garage instead of on the side yard with a cover I can't make this shit up😆👍🏼 hope everyone is doing blessed and well and keeping a smile on their face through these times🙇🏻♂️✌🏼
@@vantheman3857 : RIGHT??!! 😁 It's like it's seriously ALL THEY HAVE IN THEIR LIVES!!! 😭 And somehow WE'RE the ones that suffer. I call my neighborhood the land of a thousand lawnmowers. At any time of daylight week day or weekend you can hear a mower. Could be worse though - at least people don't NOT mow their lawns. You should post this story in the main thread - I didn't check - maybe you did already. I wouldn't have it in me to think to have fun with these lawn men types. I love how you got him to change his behavior even just a little! Good story! 😁😂😂
@@silversurfer1472 : This needs to be studied. So it can be cured. 😭 They can market a drug for it: Lawnagra. 😁 I'm copyrighting the name right here and now.
Last year on my route in the fall, I seen some lady using two broom pans to scoop up a pile of leaves and put them into a tiny bathroom trash can. I wish I could say I don't judge em, but it's so fun
I feel the same way every mowing season the first mow of the year can't come soon enough and time the end of the year comes from mowing my own yard and helping keep 3-4 neighbors yards done all season I am ready to park my mower for the year. All together my yard and 3 of the neighbors I would say is roughly around 5 acres all together which I know isnt a lot.
As a new age dad I prefer electric yard tools... Only gas stuff is generator and snowblower. So glad.(chainsaw, weed whacker, hedge trimmer, lawnmower, leaf blower etc all electric and loving it!!!!!
@@whiterage1917 that saw isn't a joke. To be able to put down the saw, shut off, go do what ya gotta do (which is 90% of tree work), then restart immediately makes it WAY easier than a gas one. The saw really doesn't seem taxing on the battery like the leaf blower running constantly. I mountain bike / do trail maintainence and the saw with no gas is easier, lighter, and much quieter to do trail work than the gas option (I carry it in a backpack while biking). Unless you're semi pro or pro tree guy the electric saws are amazing. I'm sure at some point the batteries are going to be good enough to just not deal with gas. In my book no pull cord is awesome (I've used many gas saws for decades).
I love how his “wife” always has names like Sharon or Karen or something a middle-aged obnoxious woman would have. Myles, you’ve got the middle-aged dad act DOWN.
The grass stained new balances is an absolute key dad wardrobe item. You guys should start selling pre stained new balances for those sorry saps without lawns...
What’s crazy. I’m actually excited. I’m literally becoming this 😂. I’m only 22 but just i bought my first house, had my first child less than a year ago, and this will be the first mowing season coming up and I’ve already been prepping the yard, researching grass types for my area, buying all kinds of lawn equipment, literally bought a shed to keep all my yard stuff in there😂 it doesn’t matter how old you are, once you become a dad and get a house. You will become the same, there is no stopping it
I have to laugh my buddy at work asked “if it was time to paint my New Balance Green”.... I said you betcha and he said” yes” HAHAHAHA fans in Ohio. You’re AWESOME!!!!! LOL HAPPY mowing lol
Pro tip if your lawnmower can do it raise one side of the deck just above the other and you'll get those really nice lines on your lawn as long as you now in one direction.
This reminds me of my other favorite podcast Garage Logic. Garage Door Opener | Official holiday of the town of Garage Logic, MN. The Garage Door Opener occurs on the first Friday of the year when the temperature reaches 70 degrees. Much to-do is made of this holiday. An official “garage door opening” sounder is played on the official GL podcast and the Friday "scramble" occurs each week there after.
I just want to thank you for your content. It makes me laugh so fucking hard 🤣🤣. But also in a weird way you keep me connected to home (Michigan) and I live in Reno NV now. I can’t wait to move back to the Midwest and honestly every time I watch your videos it gets me more exited and your videos just make me so happy. Thank you!! Also your dad grunts are one point 🤣🤣😂😂
The dad groans at the slightest change in height are spot on.
The white new balances even more so.
Honestly they both are! It’s amazing how spot on he is with everything dad related lol! 😂
If you aren't old yet just wait, it's coming!
@@TheGreatFezzywig im thinking of gettin me a pair
Darius Manson deadass i bought those last year for $45 still wear em sometimes
“sharon i cant sleep. you should start talking so i can fall asleep”
*SLAP*
Ow I was joking god
Lmao 🤣 I tell that to my gf from time to time hahaha
@@PartyhatRS you’re welcome. maybe one day i can do it professionally
Based Sharon
Forget the rich snobs in Hollywood and New York. We need more Midwestern content.
Mark Schade SethBikeHacks!!!
@@icybear21 seth sucks
@@icybear21 not sure what that has to do with this but he rocks.
@@icybear21 I mean he's awesome but what does that have to do with anything 😂
@@icybear21 on top of what the others said, seths not even remotely Midwestern
Imagining him talking to himself over his own neighbors fence is killing me right now.
I’m dead I just thought of that😂😂😂😭
Hahahaha I didn’t even think of that hahha
starting the weed eater with one pull had to be the hardest shot to record 😂
Ryan Cheeley Prod.
The most real comment on here.
Not if it's warmed up.
Haha
Yep. Usually takes a Ouija board and a gallon of lamb's blood.
He did his last minute tune ups the night before, remember
I wonder what his neighbors think when he's standing at the fence talking to no one on video lol
I was wondering the same thing ...I wonder if his neighbors know he is a famous youtuber
His neighbors probably know who he is hopefully lol
Oh yeah I’m sure they know
that house is for sale now lol check the garage sale vid
Yes it is
The people that dislike the video are named Tony.
Carter T. Hey you don’t say that
That was my idea so I just changed it to Sharon
Carter T. ..come onnnn
Not true
Carter T. Did u know that dislike is better than nothing
If your shoes weren’t stained after mowing, you weren’t mowing hard enough
My dad has mowing shoes that stay in the garage ☠️
What are you talking about @Andrew Mora 2:29
I ruined my shoes once. I didnt know 😐
😅
😂
the grass stained new balances just really make the video 😂
Fr! 🤣
Lol dad had the exact pair of shoes for years
I just got done finishing my lawn and as I am smoking a cigar admiring my fine work I see a new video from you betcha....needless to say I was just laughing like a maniac on my front porch
👌👌👌
Cigars are gross I feel dirty for you stinky man
tymfelton that shit made me laugh so hard
@@tymfelton meh I'd rather my man smoke a pricey cigar than chew. My fiance got some while we were at the outerbanks and they actually smelled good where I understand why there is soaps and etc that are made to smell like leather, whiskey, and maybe a cigar undernote.
Honestly can’t wait to see what Tony looks like
Tony looks like Ned Flanders.
Neighborino.
new balances with grass stains halfway up hell ya brother
Rock Hauler authentic Af
“Let the ball bounce off your chest.” Honestly every little league baseball Midwest dad known to man.
Physics Guru 100%
ohhh man, everything about this is too spot on. The tube socks, the jean shorts, the weird compression bands.
Every time he makes that grunt noise, I feel that. That's real.
I never thought I would see someone nail the midwestern dad vibe this perfect but I’m amazed every time😂 Right down time the white shoes.
Gonna need a straight shaft trimmer if you want to take out Tony.
Came to the comments specifically looking for one about that lame curved shaft trimmer. Thanks for this.
Echo 2620T FTW
more importantly go ahead and buy a Sthil.
And a gas blower. Two critical mistakes
Eh, if you ain't got skills it doesnt make a difference. His form was way off.
You are on point with the grass stained white sneakers. Total 90’s dad move.
You should meet Trey Kennedy.
Yes!
They have met and have made videos
@@zachmartin what are they called?
Yes!
Sniper47 -2003 look up Trevor Wallace oh you betcha and they’ll pop up. They did a UFC one together
These videos are fricken gold
I absolutely love the effort and passion you put into these. Every detail to make the dad character too... MMM love it
I love that Ryan got a free lawn cut and trim out of this bit
I love my Champion apparel. Lasts for decades and never goes out of style.
Instant new fave series.
Waving to non-existent neighbors with a smile 🤭. Got to up your mower game
Sadly, I live surrounded by retired guys like this with nothing in their lives but their lawns. 😭😭😭 One of them even says (constantly) "I've only got my lawn and my grudges." Help. Opening Day was in mid March and I live in northern Wisconsin - it shouldn't have been until June. 😭
My neighbors are the same way. All I have to do is start my mower and within moments they are all out mowing. I just love getting them going. Its like they wait on me to start mowing. No matter what day of the week or what time it is, they will start mowing shortly after they hear my mower start up.
Get this.. late Saturday night after some beers me and my buddy siphoned the gas out of my obnoxious neighbors lawn mower and also drained his back up gas can. Come Sunday ( everyone Mows on Sunday cuz Monday is trash pickup) we bribed my little cousin ( age 11 ) to go out there and start mowing the lawn aimlessly, the neighbor came out within 1 minute as he heard the engine and was kind of shocked seeing someone else mowing the lawn, and had this big stupid competitive smirk on his face as he went and grabbed his lawn mower, went to start it no gas..no backup gas... me and my buddy were cracking up watching through the window blinds, laughing our asses off as he bolted down to the gas station with his can. As soon as he left I had my buddy go tell his wife we are playing a trick on him and quickly refilled his lawnmower. Then I grabbed the lawn mower from my cousin and proceeded to murder my lawn in one shot no backtrack actually turned out pretty good considering, cuz I know my lawn. Then I ran back in the house set-up my cousin with a cold Coke, can of Pringles and half a bag of Sour Patch Kids and told him to sit outside on the porch and chill like he did the whole job himself. When Dude rolled up he was in shock got out slam the car door walked across the street looked at the lawn.. look at my cousin.. and said not bad you ever mowed lawns before my cousin replied with a simple "nope" as he chewed on his candy with a straight face kid was born to be an actor, at this point the whole household is losing it inside trying not to knock over Furniture laughing. As he walked back across the street you could see the smoke coming out of his ears, he went to put gas in the mower and it over flooded it, that's when we couldn't take it anymore and everybody burst out of the house laughing and hollering and his wife too.. He now mows his lawn on Saturday and has put his mower in the garage instead of on the side yard with a cover I can't make this shit up😆👍🏼 hope everyone is doing blessed and well and keeping a smile on their face through these times🙇🏻♂️✌🏼
@@vantheman3857 : RIGHT??!! 😁 It's like it's seriously ALL THEY HAVE IN THEIR LIVES!!! 😭 And somehow WE'RE the ones that suffer. I call my neighborhood the land of a thousand lawnmowers. At any time of daylight week day or weekend you can hear a mower. Could be worse though - at least people don't NOT mow their lawns. You should post this story in the main thread - I didn't check - maybe you did already. I wouldn't have it in me to think to have fun with these lawn men types. I love how you got him to change his behavior even just a little! Good story! 😁😂😂
@@silversurfer1472 : This needs to be studied. So it can be cured. 😭 They can market a drug for it: Lawnagra. 😁 I'm copyrighting the name right here and now.
@@tinaperez7393 lol. That's hilariious. But unfortunately, I don't know if we will ever find a cure.
The old white New Balance are too accurate!
Dad's 😂
That yard work was so satisfying! I’m getting old….
As a seasoned professional landscaper I love watching home owners use home owner tools lol.
Last year on my route in the fall, I seen some lady using two broom pans to scoop up a pile of leaves and put them into a tiny bathroom trash can. I wish I could say I don't judge em, but it's so fun
Dang you guys got a zero turn? Lol
I feel the same way every mowing season the first mow of the year can't come soon enough and time the end of the year comes from mowing my own yard and helping keep 3-4 neighbors yards done all season I am ready to park my mower for the year. All together my yard and 3 of the neighbors I would say is roughly around 5 acres all together which I know isnt a lot.
Trim, Mow, and Blow. Perfection!
If my Dad was alive today I would make him watch this video. But he would not see the humor in this, because it is him! This video is Oscar material.
This channel is the best man, keep it up😤🙏
"Not now Sharron, Tony got a zero turn!" Damn near killed me! Lmao.
As a new age dad I prefer electric yard tools... Only gas stuff is generator and snowblower. So glad.(chainsaw, weed whacker, hedge trimmer, lawnmower, leaf blower etc all electric and loving it!!!!!
40v chainsaw blew my mind bro! It slashes through branches like butter. You’re correct about snowblowers too. Need gas for that here in MT
@@whiterage1917 that saw isn't a joke. To be able to put down the saw, shut off, go do what ya gotta do (which is 90% of tree work), then restart immediately makes it WAY easier than a gas one. The saw really doesn't seem taxing on the battery like the leaf blower running constantly.
I mountain bike / do trail maintainence and the saw with no gas is easier, lighter, and much quieter to do trail work than the gas option (I carry it in a backpack while biking). Unless you're semi pro or pro tree guy the electric saws are amazing. I'm sure at some point the batteries are going to be good enough to just not deal with gas. In my book no pull cord is awesome (I've used many gas saws for decades).
The white new balance and jacked up socks😂😂😂
I like how Myles is “putting in the extra work” the night before. 😁
I was the first one to mow this year, put out some Scott's weed and feed about three weeks prior. It's beautiful, just damn beautiful.
1:40 sounds like a song that would be used in a Lowe’s commercial
"Sharon, I cant sleep I'm too excited" I need this kind of love in my life😂😂
Love the channel man!
“You should start talking so I can fall asleep” that got me😂😂😂
I miss buuuushhhhhhhhh
Oh my god that’s cold
We need more of that again
This is so true!! Can't wait til that first day of mowing season...
“Yea, it’s not a real competition, but…
😡Tony needs to lose.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how his “wife” always has names like Sharon or Karen or something a middle-aged obnoxious woman would have.
Myles, you’ve got the middle-aged dad act DOWN.
My opening day is 5 spanish landscaoers getting the whole job done in 90 minutes. Theese guys' work ethic is on another level.
Calling it a bank board kills me every time lol
This is my new favorite channel!
The man is on top of his game!
OPENING DAY!!!!!
Middle of winter right now….just keep watching to get me ready….
This guy is gonna end up in a movie for sure
Hands down the best.
“ Not now Karen! Tony gotta Zero Turn!”
sharron i think
Sharon
The little shuffle with the blower did me in...
Wow this is so freaking true. I’ve been looking forward to opening day for weeks...
Been really enjoying your vids during this pandemic.
The grass stained new balances is an absolute key dad wardrobe item. You guys should start selling pre stained new balances for those sorry saps without lawns...
Nothing better than first mow of the year.
‘You should start talking so I can fall asleep’ hahahaha
I don’t know lawnmowers, but those grass stained, white, pleather NB are without a doubt the most authentic touch.
You're stepping these videos up. Nice
Love the tube socks!!!
You gotta do a video on when dads find those huge yellow ear protecting headsets with the antenna on it that plays the radio😂
😂😂😂😂 Yes he does! My mom tipped me off that I should buy my dad a new headset for Father's day
My husband had the updated version, headphones that block out all noise except the TV. He was just telling me how he missed them.
Your videos are gold.
Ain't gonna be winning any competition with a Poulan and a Homelite made after 2005.
Yep, he needs a lawn boy and an echo!
Tony prolly got the sthil
Shane RR Stihl*
If there ever was an award for the dadliest dad ever, it would hands down go to Miles
New balance shoes and champion socks… You boys do your research and that’s why I’m subscribed!
What’s crazy. I’m actually excited. I’m literally becoming this 😂. I’m only 22 but just i bought my first house, had my first child less than a year ago, and this will be the first mowing season coming up and I’ve already been prepping the yard, researching grass types for my area, buying all kinds of lawn equipment, literally bought a shed to keep all my yard stuff in there😂 it doesn’t matter how old you are, once you become a dad and get a house. You will become the same, there is no stopping it
So good. I don’t know when this happened to me, but it did. Awesome video.
The grass stained New Balamce's are SO TRUE.
Shoutout from New Brunswick Canada!
From Ontario
He's actually doing game of lawns.... I shouldn't be this excited for this 😂
Felt this in my soul.
This man was made to be a dad
God damn Tony and his zero turn....Sharon! Where's my aerator?!?!
Start talking so I can fall asleep. Hahaha that was some funny stuff
This is great. I work at Lowe's. Last weekend was chaos. We even have a mower thats like an Irobot.
Your videos get better and better guy. Keep it up
You’ll never know how I got these likes
Truth.
My favorite line bbn
I thought I was the only one that caught that....truest statement ever 🤣🤣
Max Stewart I think that slap put him to sleep
I was about to type this! xD
Could you imagine this guy and his family on a TV sitcom. I have seen all of his videos over and over 😂
I have to laugh my buddy at work asked “if it was time to paint my New Balance Green”.... I said you betcha and he said” yes” HAHAHAHA fans in Ohio. You’re AWESOME!!!!! LOL HAPPY mowing lol
Pro tip if your lawnmower can do it raise one side of the deck just above the other and you'll get those really nice lines on your lawn as long as you now in one direction.
Lol!!!! Hilarious 😆 “not now Sharon!!!”
Just cut my grass today first time of the season this is perfect it's like a holiday
Lol I feel like I'm watching live action King of the Hill 🤣🤣. great stuff! 🔥🔥
I like to imagine that this guy lives by himself in real life, makes it funnier
May the best lawn win
This guy's dad jokes never get old
Nothing like being able to write off yard work as a tax write off haha you've figured out the system. Kudos
This guy deserves more of a following haha
This is full blown Kenny Powers & i love it. Hey Winter...You're fuckin out!
This is the absolute funniest shit I've seen in a long time.
Trimmer started with one pull...you know he put in preseason work!
"You should start talking so I can fall asleep" I DIED
Nothing more hilarious than getting a John Deere riding lawn mower ad before the video 😂
This reminds me of my other favorite podcast Garage Logic.
Garage Door Opener | Official holiday of the town of Garage Logic, MN. The Garage Door Opener occurs on the first Friday of the year when the temperature reaches 70 degrees. Much to-do is made of this holiday. An official “garage door opening” sounder is played on the official GL podcast and the Friday "scramble" occurs each week there after.
The music is perfect. Lol
I just want to thank you for your content. It makes me laugh so fucking hard 🤣🤣. But also in a weird way you keep me connected to home (Michigan) and I live in Reno NV now. I can’t wait to move back to the Midwest and honestly every time I watch your videos it gets me more exited and your videos just make me so happy. Thank you!! Also your dad grunts are one point 🤣🤣😂😂