Sorry for not having any videos about the update out sooner. I was away for the entire first weekend, then when I got back, my internet at home died for 3 days (Talk about cursed haha). I only had 2 hours to put this together, but hope you guys like it :) Have a great Christmas guys!
On the upside the unboxing algorithm or some such determinung program has changed so repeats of the same weapon are way less likley, so you probably won't get 30 SMGs in a row.
Next time for the Phlog: -Immune to all crits and knockback -Immune to backstabs -+500% damage increase to those on fire -All crit kills will increase chance to receive unusual by 2% -Any domination kills will instantly VAC ban the victim -Killing anyone who has an unusual will transfer unusual item to your inventory
Changelog For Smissmiss 2015: Phlog now can airblast without any ammo cost Engie can only build level 1 sentrys Level 1 sentrys now cost 200 metal Crates now have changed the percentage of SMG drops from 1% to 80% Crates now can have crates inside Spies now can shoot stab and sap when cloaked or disquised Heavies can only use the Pretty boys pocket pistol TF2 VAC ban system has now been removed due to excessive hacking TF2 map makers have quit due to excessive exploiting Item servers and game servers are now only accepting Players from the location of new zealand
+Paul Deddens Wait, but what about the other class changes? Like: Scout isn't changed Beggar's is now hit scan Phlox makes you invulnerable whatsoever "We're gonna buff the Loch n' Load again!" Heavy isn't changed Engie can't build mini sentries (victory!) and can only build lvl 1's (no victory....) Medic builds uber 327891461782349x fast no matter what Sniper isn't changed Dead ringer makes you invincible again.
Scout: Scattergun damage now 100x Lower due to meatshot damage Melees now do 1 Damage Soldier: Beggars bazooka now can load entire magazine, no overflow Soldier move speed now only 25% slower than normal movement speed -Pyro:- Satan: Removed all primary weapons New stock weapon The Phlogistinator Movement speed 25% faster Flamethrower Now uses hitscan Demoman: Removed All swords and sheilds Added bottle break skin Grenade launcher can only launch 1 grenade at a time Heavy: Speed is now that of a Brass beast heavy crouching New weapon "The Escape" Uses Projectiles for bullets Does 70 Damage per bullet 100% slower spin up time Engineer: Removed Destruction PDA Removed Jag Removed Australian Wrench Removed Eureka Effect Removed Rescue Ranger Re-Added Gunslinger Frontier justice now can alternatively build up crits by walking or constructing a building Gunslinger now can create multiple Mini-Sentries Engie can now level up sentry to Lvl 2 With 600 Metal Lvl 2 sentry now has slower rotation and firing speed, along with less damage Spy: Removed Knife as Melee weapon Fixed Facestabbing Sniper: Removed "Headshot" Medic: Changed uber time from 8 seconds to 1 minute
What were they thinking? I mean, really, Valve.. The Phlog has been the most complained about item for years and instead of a slight nerf you give it a ridiculous buff? Smh.
Theyll prob leave it on for a few days then change it, after all if i was the developer of a famous game, i would totally mess around with it and pull off some trolls for some times :D
Buff the mini-sentry to have 1000hp, auto-aim at heads, deals mini-crits on heads, infinite ammo, and follows the engineer around. Oh yea, it can't be sapped. Good luck
AgroW the noise itself doesn't hurt him. I'm saying its very fitting that a paranormal noise played directly after Muselk said SMG. Seeing as how he got one, I think that was the curse foreshadowing it
Suggested Phlogistinator Nerf Update: Mmph meter constantly decays and direct fire damage is used to fill it; fire DOT negates the meter's depletion. -50% health from healers on wearer (so pocket medic combo isn't a thing). -10% damage penalty.
+Just An Average Joe The crits aren't the problem, so much as the healing and temporary ubering; at least before the update you didn't have to fun for your life the moment a phlog pyro taunted, you could actually kill the bastard. Additionally the MMMFFF fills way to quickly when you consider that the flamethrower is an area-effect weapon; a much reduced rate would work better: amazing how quick that meter fills during a 'good' spawn-camp
+Sir Narwhal What about a minus 20% damage penalty. When the Phlog and Degreaser got their nerfs of -10% damage sometime in 2010-13, the same day, Valve buffed all the Flamethrowers to +10% damage, so the nerf was out of effect (Kinda).
I don't care about the phlog… I don't care about the engineer nerf… I don't care about the degreaser… nor do I care about the axtinguisher… … They nerfed demoknight… … THEY NERFED DEMOKNIGHT !!! EVERY SINGLE DEMOKNIGHT WEAPON !!! DAMN YOU VALVE !!!
Correction; They nerfed the Engie to make him a li'l less effective with the Jag. They nerfed the Demoman so that the Targe no longer helps him (in a significant way) fight pyros. They nerfed the Spy so that he can't remain cloaked while already cloaked. Nerfed the Sniper so he can't get instant 'Crikey' kills with the Carbine upon killing an enemy (now needs to fill a meter). Nerfed both Demoman an' Soldier so that the Zatoichi now only restores 50 hp on kill. Then they buffed the Pyro so that it can gain health by extinguishing team-mates, invulns when MMMPH-taunting with the Phlog, can't be budged while MMMPH-taunting with the Phlog, doles out more damage with the Phlog, and made no attempt to add any actual negatives to the Phlog. Meet the Pyro update, part Teu: Hellfire Edition - Hell Hath Froze Over, and Burst Into Flame ('cause it's December; bad joke, sorry)
+Saroe 1. And rescue ranger. 2. Demoknight was just re-balanced, not really a nerf or a buff. 3. ??? The only changes they made to spy were buffs? 4. That was a huge buff, now mini-crits arent wasted as you choose when they activate, also it takes only about 100 damage to fill the meter, so its quicker in some ways. 5. That was a buff, its 100HP on solly, and 87 or 100 on demo depending on primary. It can also overheal you, they also increased its range and made honorbound not as annoying. 6. The Phlog is still probably pyros weakest primary, the real only benefit is survivability with the HP regen, any class can run away from pyro with ease whilst he is taunting, and heavy can get a short distance then turn around and blast bullets in the pyros face before he can do anything. If anything people should complain backburner got no nerf, by strafing back and forth half of your hits even from the front can be crits, and you get to keep airblast.
+TheNothjing I could see the jag nerf coming. Engineers melee weapon is fit only to be a wrench, and the jag was the best wrench in that sense. Rescue Ranger nerf wasn't that bad either. Though I still find it harder to keep my nest up with the nerf, it's still a usable weapon. The sentry/sapper thing really got me mad though. That nerf was painful to read. Made it that much easier for an engie, a generally weak class, to lose it's only viable defense. That may be a bit of a strench, but if a spy saps, and then a soldier comes in behind, even though it's 0.5 seconds, the soldier still has plenty of time to fire his 2-3 rockets and completely destroy nests in seconds.
4:44 Muselk, he has a reason. Skatterguns are super freaking inaccurate. He wears the Mann co cap because he's likely just got premium, and doesn't contain large amounts of skill like yourself. You, on the other hand, have the AMBASSADOR. The most ACCURATE revolver in spies inventory.
+Can't think of a good name I can perfectly understand what he meant without correct grammar...cuz no need for correctz grammarz if u can understand..rly m8
+Akanni Brasil I am sick and tired of people saying the phlog is op when technically it is a direct downgrade from stock. Any decent team would be smart enough to not let the phlog pyro build up his mmph meter. Sadly for pubs, that doesn't exist xD
+Christoph Pletzack (ceapZockt) If he gains enough charge off of you, then you have enough health to be a power class. If you're a power class, you can kill the pyro, maybe not if you're a demo. If your team's dead from a phlog that runs up to them and activates it, they're not good, the pyro usually either dies, attacked a team of non front line classes, or retreated. If he activates it nearby and ambushes them, then he used the weapon the way it was intended, to pick off a straggler or two, survived the encounter to get MMMPH, use it, and ambush a team of ill-prepared stronger enemies that otherwise would kill a W+M1 Pyro It's by no means overpowered, and even a normal pyro can kill a crit-boosted phlog by S+M1ing. ...I have to admit, though, the buff was unnecessary, and made it easier for less skilled players, maybe a little too easy.
+goldchris1111 the Phlog is widely regarded as a skill-less weapon. Not implying anything, just maybe it's not something you would want to be proud of.
Pyro Update; Phlog can airblast, generates max MMPH with one point of damage, and has infinite ammo during the MMPH taunt. Reserve Shooter has +100% firerate, crits airborne targets instead of minicrit, and has +150% damage. The Axetinguisher has +400% damage, +50% swing speed, +20% deploy speed. And to make it fair and balanced, none of them can random crit.
+manuel riquelme Have you updated it? I haven't tried EVE HUD in a while, but I have to update Toon HUD everytime a new update comes out for feature like that.
+manuel riquelme toon had has an update tool. I'm not sure about EVE though. You'll probably need to just download the new version and replace the old one with it.
Muselk, if they make the SMG equipable on every class as a secondary (except for spy, medic, and demo), will you be less angry? You probably have enough skins to have a different one for each ABCD loadout for each class if that's the case.
Little did he know... Muselk's Valve Stats: +500% chance for SMG from boxes +50% chance for crits when wielding powerjack -90% chance for getting Godlike Killstreak
i love how the announcer in the background said "victory" after muselk exited his room for getting a smg i love to think that she pulled a prank on them and was feeling good about it
Sorry for not having any videos about the update out sooner. I was away for the entire first weekend, then when I got back, my internet at home died for 3 days (Talk about cursed haha). I only had 2 hours to put this together, but hope you guys like it :)
Have a great Christmas guys!
smg is love. smg is life
+Muselk Hey Sir Hows Your Day M8?
+Muselk which state do u live in m8 ?
+Muselk No need to apologize! This was a fun vidya, as are most/all of your vidyas.
On the upside the unboxing algorithm or some such determinung program has changed so repeats of the same weapon are way less likley, so you probably won't get 30 SMGs in a row.
Next time for the Phlog:
-Immune to all crits and knockback
-Immune to backstabs
-+500% damage increase to those on fire
-All crit kills will increase chance to receive unusual by 2%
-Any domination kills will instantly VAC ban the victim
-Killing anyone who has an unusual will transfer unusual item to your inventory
Nightmares .. I have 3 unsuals on one class rip
That seems right
Seems underpowered, needs more buffs.
"darth vader voice" We shall crush the jedi with our new weapon... the phlog star...
+Emperor Palpatine Better balance it
-No random critical hits
LOL! I love how it ends with him getting the smg and then the administrator says victory. XD
+Donny Fisto Ikr!? That's just perfect!
i just burst out laughing when that hapent
a victory of making muselk rage quit
+Donny Fisto also, there was an explosion in the background of TF2. I suppose that's what happened to Muselk
so funny:-P
sounds like muselk went to the bridge nearby too
lol
+TheLemonOP yup
I think so xD
hahahahahahahaha
Yes
The "Victory" at the end pretty much made the video.
+dtexs04 IKR XD
+dtexs04 And then everyone cheering
+dtexs04 Valve is clearly screwing with me.
+Muselk they did this with everywone
+Muselk man I feel sorry for you.
*gets an smg*
Muselk: "I GOT AN S- SCREW THIS GAME!!!"
*door slam*
Administrator: "VICTORY"
LMFAO
So let me get this straight. There was a box inside another box, and that box contained an SMG? That's Valve trolling at its finest XD
Liam Marin no the pyroland case contained the gift box and that contained the SMG
+Reneliina no dumbass, festive gift contains gun mettle and tough break festivizer for all skins and the normal box had the smg .-.
I fucking laughed my ass off when he got a smg
did you note the Victory after ?,i think the game succeed
me to XD i was drinking water and i spat it out laughing
+jose barrera xD lol muselk can be really funny sometimes
Ya
+Electrostar productions 3
Not sometime, but every time.
I think Valve just decided "You know what? Let's just do something crazy and see what happens."
I mean, that's really the spirit of TF2 isn't it?
+DragonaxFilms I think it is..
+DragonaxFilms This is becoming a Smissmas tradition. (Seriously, who thought a weapon that encourages sticky-spam was a good idea?)
+DragonaxFilms BIONICLE
+leonardo cappucci HEEEEY! That's my profile picture >:(
+ToaOfScotland22 BONKLES.
Screw you Valve! This is actually a joke... and im not talking about the update...
Screw the Phlog!
someone call the fire ambulance...
+Muselk Valve is A Buttnugget sniffer
+Muselk Escrow.
Solution 1:Remove the phlog from tf2
Solution 2:MAKE IT DO MINI CRITS FOR THE LOVE OF GABEN , EVERY OTHER WEAPON DOES MINI CRITS
I think the spy knife should be buffed so you can backstab enemies from across the map.
good idea
Nah, too underpowered.
It's alright, just put in no random crits and it'll be fine.
+Alex Martinez Too op. No random crits.
+The illuminati How about a buff to the spy knife where the spy had butterfly wings to fly around the map invisible.
Muselk: DAMN THE SMG GODS *leaves room* 5 sec later intercom person: Victory the way she said it so smuggly is why its funny
SMG Gods win! *Flawless victory!*
*The Administrator.
Gabon was trolling him the administrator was told he got an smg
Engi kills u it was so perfect how he had a second item as an smg
Changelog For Smissmiss 2015:
Phlog now can airblast without any ammo cost
Engie can only build level 1 sentrys
Level 1 sentrys now cost 200 metal
Crates now have changed the percentage of SMG drops from 1% to 80%
Crates now can have crates inside
Spies now can shoot stab and sap when cloaked or disquised
Heavies can only use the Pretty boys pocket pistol
TF2 VAC ban system has now been removed due to excessive hacking
TF2 map makers have quit due to excessive exploiting
Item servers and game servers are now only accepting Players from the location of new zealand
+Paul Deddens Phlog: "+500% range and damage"
It doesnt already have that?
+Szlovencsák János 5680% speed boost sounds fair, right?
+Paul Deddens
Wait, but what about the other class changes?
Like:
Scout isn't changed
Beggar's is now hit scan
Phlox makes you invulnerable whatsoever
"We're gonna buff the Loch n' Load again!"
Heavy isn't changed
Engie can't build mini sentries (victory!) and can only build lvl 1's (no victory....)
Medic builds uber 327891461782349x fast no matter what
Sniper isn't changed
Dead ringer makes you invincible again.
Scout:
Scattergun damage now 100x Lower due to meatshot damage
Melees now do 1 Damage
Soldier:
Beggars bazooka now can load entire magazine, no overflow
Soldier move speed now only 25% slower than normal movement speed
-Pyro:-
Satan:
Removed all primary weapons
New stock weapon The Phlogistinator
Movement speed 25% faster
Flamethrower Now uses hitscan
Demoman:
Removed All swords and sheilds
Added bottle break skin
Grenade launcher can only launch 1 grenade at a time
Heavy:
Speed is now that of a Brass beast heavy crouching
New weapon
"The Escape"
Uses Projectiles for bullets
Does 70 Damage per bullet
100% slower spin up time
Engineer:
Removed Destruction PDA
Removed Jag
Removed Australian Wrench
Removed Eureka Effect
Removed Rescue Ranger
Re-Added Gunslinger
Frontier justice now can alternatively build up crits by walking or constructing a building
Gunslinger now can create multiple Mini-Sentries
Engie can now level up sentry to Lvl 2 With 600 Metal
Lvl 2 sentry now has slower rotation and firing speed, along with less damage
Spy:
Removed Knife as Melee weapon
Fixed Facestabbing
Sniper:
Removed "Headshot"
Medic:
Changed uber time from 8 seconds to 1 minute
The R8 revolver
The phlog
Valve is going insane
+Lonely Potato True.
+Lonely Potato What's the deal with the R8 Revolver? (I don't play CS:GO. so IDK)
+Shotgun Sheller it was basically a hand gun sniper, it was better then the awp ( the best sniper rifle i think)
So an ambassador?
+Camicus - No, body shots from mid range killed you with 1 hit, sometimes long range shots did.
Nice Phlog buff Valve. What's next? Nerfing the axtinguisher for requiring too much skill and further encouraging W+M1 pyro gameplay?
OH WAIT!
degreaser+axtinguisher doesn't take skill. it's probably the cheapest and greasiest loadout there ever was.
+Cobalt Yeah... it was. Personaly I'm surviving a lot better with the flaregun though ^^;
+Patrick Nijs Axtinguisher doesn't require skill
+Patrick Nijs No, the huntsman now has homing arrows, and the projectiles are twice as big and twice as fast.
+Frogs Are People Too You bet ya!
Markiplier maybe king of FNaF and squirrels, but Muselk is KING of the SMGs!
That Markiplier kid sucks.
Franco Pellegrin cool story, not opinion based at all. Great to hear someone share something no-one cares nor asks about.
+job Robbemond
That Markiplier kid sucks.
+Franco Pellegrin if Mark sucks, why does he have so many subs and make so much money for charity?
That Markiplier kid sucks.
What were they thinking?
I mean, really, Valve.. The Phlog has been the most complained about item for years and instead of a slight nerf you give it a ridiculous buff? Smh.
+Knox Somehow I feel like it was revenge for all of the complaining we did.
Theyll prob leave it on for a few days then change it, after all if i was the developer of a famous game, i would totally mess around with it and pull off some trolls for some times :D
+ManlyMan what's your steam? I'll send you their profile if you add me.
ManlyMan Haha, it's cool. I requested you.
+Jusey1 good b8
hahahah I love how he said "god" then instantly corrected it to *Gaben* ... The speed he did it at was epic. Love ya Muselk!
+AQ-Productions he prayed to a false god, and he payed the price. all the SMG's for him!
Notta Reelname True, Must be why he got a SMG.
when did he say that?
how about you go look.
ComixThreeSevens near the start
I feel like we should call you SMG-sus now. ;)
SM-siah?
+DerzissPlays no.
Smod.
YES
+Jerry Slime SMuselkG
2:42
Muselk :I am the king of SMG
Gaben :Ok. then have more SMG
6:35 I almost pissed myself laughing, "I, I got an smg. SCREW THIS GAME"
the phlog is underpowered and needs another damage buff as well as permanent uber after using Mmmph
I made you a sandwich
+Meep Moop airblasting should not require ammo but instead give you more ammo
+Carlton Banks Also more health about 40% more on wearer
When Phlog is equipped when you are ubered you should get crits
+Carlton Banks No, you got this all wrong, you gotta give health, not ammo for airblasting anything.
Muselk unboxed an SMG?
BETTER BUFF THE PHLOG!
better nerf greninja
+ChibiLawl we should buff diddy
+ChibiLawl Netter Terf Loon Bink!
Better nerf the stock flamethrower while we are at it..
+Burnout your photo being greninja makes this comment 99% better
SCREW THIS GAME *Door slams* who else wishes he had a face cam for this vid?
The M in SMG stands for Muselk.
+Aeria Azurah yea
+Aeria Azurah sub muselk gun
Stupid Mewsilk, Give up!
sub-muselk-gun. Sounds good to me!
The sub to muselk gun
#RIPDegreaser
Volvo plz buff
+OverworldTNTPig nah.
+dEC0_ It was THE worst flamethrower to use.
Why?
Airblast, that's why.
Use stock flamethrower ffs
+OverworldTNTPig its lovely without the common pyros tho :/
As a pyro main, I can only cry...
6:15
VICTORY!
Case has succesfully triggered muselk!
my same reactions
2:42 "I am the king of the SMG"
those words right there, are the reason why you're the SMG unboxer in TF2
You said the forbidden word... And that was the consequence. Rip
+Cecigamer also there only 1 SMG in the pyroland cases the curse is real
Smg
They will nerf the phlog so much no one will speak about it, ever.
we hope, Skyriad Senpai.
+Skyriad -30 damage
-20 health on wearer
No more uber all other teamates attack increased by 10%
pls do, answer my prayers, dear lord Gaben.
Caber balancing 2.0?
Please caber balance the phlog
What if this update is a joke? The next one will buff the nerfed items and nerf the buffed items. Please GabeN.
+Keita S While loading rockets into the BB, gain uber charge.
On mini crit hit with RS, gain Ubercharge.
+Billy Bob DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH MY MEDIC!
Buff the mini-sentry to have 1000hp, auto-aim at heads, deals mini-crits on heads, infinite ammo, and follows the engineer around. Oh yea, it can't be sapped. Good luck
This update would have been amazing for April 1st, followed by reverting them the next day
+TheMel0n24 They should do that, April 1st update that adjusts the rocket launcher to be valve quality for a day or something lol.
6:15-6:35 I love how when muselk leaves, a little while after the game is like "victory" like valve was happy that he unboxed an smg
Did-Did anyone else hear that sound at 4:16?
Muselk, are you editing your own demise?
How is that gonna hurt him?
SharpTheSharpie
I inferred that demise is something that will lead to your death.
How will that noise harm him in any way?
AgroW the noise itself doesn't hurt him. I'm saying its very fitting that a paranormal noise played directly after Muselk said SMG. Seeing as how he got one, I think that was the curse foreshadowing it
TJ Yoshi
Ooooh..
Sorry for the trouble then.
AgroW no harm caused... except to muselk XD
NEVER SAY SMG WHILE UNBOWING
Yup
'Screw this game! SCREW IT!'
*Bangs door, then waits outside for dramatic effect*
Muselk said the magic word "SMG"
Suggested Phlogistinator Nerf Update:
Mmph meter constantly decays and direct fire damage is used to fill it; fire DOT negates the meter's depletion.
-50% health from healers on wearer (so pocket medic combo isn't a thing).
-10% damage penalty.
It shouldn't give crits, that's my only problem
Just An Average Joe So mini-crits instead? There's got to be a reason to sacrifice airblast IMO.
+Just An Average Joe The crits aren't the problem, so much as the healing and temporary ubering; at least before the update you didn't have to fun for your life the moment a phlog pyro taunted, you could actually kill the bastard.
Additionally the MMMFFF fills way to quickly when you consider that the flamethrower is an area-effect weapon; a much reduced rate would work better: amazing how quick that meter fills during a 'good' spawn-camp
+Sir Narwhal What about a minus 20% damage penalty. When the Phlog and Degreaser got their nerfs of -10% damage sometime in 2010-13, the same day, Valve buffed all the Flamethrowers to +10% damage, so the nerf was out of effect (Kinda).
The first thingy wouldbe enough
looks like muselk having a *Tough Break*
This joke has been driving my friend crazy.
Friend: Why did the Phlog get buffed? This is stupid.
Me: Tough Break, man.
(Pause)
Friend: Shut up.
+The Rabid Nautilus I know right, where was Valves... phlogic?
+The Rabid Nautilus Tough Break, ma... SHUT UP
+Laurelthecat We are all having one
Kobay Gaming yep
Perfectly timed "Victory" at the end... Gag volvo
*GG volvo
2:43 " I'm the king of the smg!" - muselk 2015
No wonder he unboxes so many smg skins
"Screw this game!"... "Victory!"
Moosetits: I am the king of the SMG!
5 minutes later
**unboxes SMG**
FUCK THIS IM OUT!
Next up, r8 revolver for spy
the r8 revolver
+MTDMSNightcrow 108 H8 Revolver*
1:46 you know things are not OK when a heavy with a medic runs from a pyro
I don't care about the phlog…
I don't care about the engineer nerf…
I don't care about the degreaser…
nor do I care about the axtinguisher…
…
They nerfed demoknight…
…
THEY NERFED DEMOKNIGHT !!!
EVERY SINGLE DEMOKNIGHT WEAPON !!!
DAMN YOU VALVE !!!
+La Lison yea . While I was reading thru the patch notes i was like "you cant be..
fuck this update.. THEN i saw the demoknight shit My reaction: 6:19
+La Lison Just go to mannpower gamemode demoman can and WILL destroy everything and everyone
Edward lucario
But that's 1 gamemode, one that I've never played. yea It Should be CRAP in every other one right???
+La Lison Also the caber still sucks.
I only Used half satochi anyway AND THEY NERFED IT TOO
*Gabe Newell looks at the Update Logs.* Gabe: Who put Ted in charge of Smissmas this year?
Meanwhile at valve:
hurr durr lets buff the phlogistinator hurr durr
1:48 - 1:58
A smart Heavy who knows how to kill Phlog Pyros.
KING OF THE BLUE SMGS!!!
+Thomas Martin also there only 1 SMG in the pyroland cases the curse is real
PPPFFFFFTTTT HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! THAT ENDING XD
+WolfgerLion Couldn't have been better
6:26
"Victory."
Muselk should sell all his smgs on steam community market
Keshava Murthy unless you buy and unusual Smg
2:53 THIS is why you always get SMGs my good man!
in chat the guy says is is going to the bridge. when muselk got the smg I think he went to join him
+Andy Rathburn best comment
Naw, phlog was never OP.
The phlogisinator is an underpowered weapon that needs buffing.
This was the first apocalypse. Then the meat your match update...
God no..
Qi Smith mems
The chat "I'm going to the bridge nearby"
Muselk : *laughs*
There was a box within the box and within that box was an smg
but... what's in the box box?
Correction;
They nerfed the Engie to make him a li'l less effective with the Jag.
They nerfed the Demoman so that the Targe no longer helps him (in a significant way) fight pyros.
They nerfed the Spy so that he can't remain cloaked while already cloaked.
Nerfed the Sniper so he can't get instant 'Crikey' kills with the Carbine upon killing an enemy (now needs to fill a meter).
Nerfed both Demoman an' Soldier so that the Zatoichi now only restores 50 hp on kill.
Then they buffed the Pyro so that it can gain health by extinguishing team-mates, invulns when MMMPH-taunting with the Phlog, can't be budged while MMMPH-taunting with the Phlog, doles out more damage with the Phlog, and made no attempt to add any actual negatives to the Phlog.
Meet the Pyro update, part Teu: Hellfire Edition - Hell Hath Froze Over, and Burst Into Flame ('cause it's December; bad joke, sorry)
k
I consider more the CRIKEY thing as a buff rather than a nerf, especially if you have the Bushwacka.
Don't forget how they nerfed the Heavy.
Jag was my Favorite wrench. Fuck you Valve
+Saroe 1. And rescue ranger.
2. Demoknight was just re-balanced, not really a nerf or a buff.
3. ??? The only changes they made to spy were buffs?
4. That was a huge buff, now mini-crits arent wasted as you choose when they activate, also it takes only about 100 damage to fill the meter, so its quicker in some ways.
5. That was a buff, its 100HP on solly, and 87 or 100 on demo depending on primary. It can also overheal you, they also increased its range and made honorbound not as annoying.
6. The Phlog is still probably pyros weakest primary, the real only benefit is survivability with the HP regen, any class can run away from pyro with ease whilst he is taunting, and heavy can get a short distance then turn around and blast bullets in the pyros face before he can do anything. If anything people should complain backburner got no nerf, by strafing back and forth half of your hits even from the front can be crits, and you get to keep airblast.
6:18 LoL made me laugh so hard I thought I was going to die. Lord GABEN is watching you Muselk. El Psy Congroo
*Pyroland Collection*
Rainbow Grenade Launcher
Rainbow Sniper Rifle
Rainbow Flame Thrower
Balloonicorn Sniper Rifle
Sweet Dreams Grenade Launcher
Sweet Dreams Stickybomb Launcher
Balloonicorn Flame Thrower
Mister Cuddles Minigun
Blue Mew Knife
Blue Mew Pistol
Blue Mew Rocket Launcher
Blue Mew Scattergun
Shot to Hell Scattergun
Torqued to Hell Wrench
*Blue Mew SMG* (the only SMG)
Stabbed to Hell Knife
Shot to Hell Pistol
Brain Candy Knife
Brain Candy Minigun
Brain Candy Pistol
Brain Candy Rocket Launcher
Flower Power Medi Gun
Flower Power Revolver
Flower Power Scattergun
Flower Power Shotgun
He would've gotten something else, but the curse decided, NOPE
+Toast Hatter at this point I actually think Valve has actually tampered with musclek's unboxing xD
They must be milking him for his money (:/
+Toast Hatter he forgot to not say smg when unboxing thats how he got the SMG
True. The curse only strikes when the forbidden word is spoken!
use phlog for tryhard tuesdays
+Essai Martinez That's probably a guaranteed victory at present ^^;
+Pyrobird so he can finally accomplish a tryhard Tuesday
Essai Martinez Fairly sure Muselk has succeeded in some of the attempts ^^;
+Pyrobird i know but he can finally break the loss streak
+Essai Martinez he could get 30 kills in 10 seconds with the buffed phlog
WAIT WHAT!!! they nerfed the ENGIES... valve you have fisted me too long but that is too far GWEB are coming for those poor souls
it's GEWP but yes i agree :p
Ano nymous thank you
+TheNothjing Just maybe, JUST, maybe. I will quit this game
+TheNothjing I could see the jag nerf coming. Engineers melee weapon is fit only to be a wrench, and the jag was the best wrench in that sense. Rescue Ranger nerf wasn't that bad either. Though I still find it harder to keep my nest up with the nerf, it's still a usable weapon. The sentry/sapper thing really got me mad though. That nerf was painful to read. Made it that much easier for an engie, a generally weak class, to lose it's only viable defense. That may be a bit of a strench, but if a spy saps, and then a soldier comes in behind, even though it's 0.5 seconds, the soldier still has plenty of time to fire his 2-3 rockets and completely destroy nests in seconds.
4:44
Muselk, he has a reason. Skatterguns are super freaking inaccurate. He wears the Mann co cap because he's likely just got premium, and doesn't contain large amounts of skill like yourself. You, on the other hand, have the AMBASSADOR. The most ACCURATE revolver in spies inventory.
everyone is now using philophestor
LOL
"Philophestor"
Make a vid where ur santa and dress liek him and give out a shit ton of gifts in randem servers
I'll translate. Make a video where you dress like Santa and give loads of gifts on a server
+Cameron Button (CamoB2002) I'm sorry who asked you to translate? We can read. Dafuq
+BeastModeGaming13 The original poster had poor grammar,that's why he translate it
+Can't think of a good name I can perfectly understand what he meant without correct grammar...cuz no need for correctz grammarz if u can understand..rly m8
Translate: Because there's no need for correct grammar if you can understand...really mate
Pls do a Is It OP? with the Phlog!
+Aldren Escobia That is a question already answered.
+Akanni Brasil I am sick and tired of people saying the phlog is op when technically it is a direct downgrade from stock. Any decent team would be smart enough to not let the phlog pyro build up his mmph meter. Sadly for pubs, that doesn't exist xD
+Christoph Pletzack (ceapZockt) yea before it whas actually my most used wepon dough xc
+Christoph Pletzack (ceapZockt)
If he gains enough charge off of you, then you have enough health to be a power class.
If you're a power class, you can kill the pyro, maybe not if you're a demo.
If your team's dead from a phlog that runs up to them and activates it, they're not good, the pyro usually either dies, attacked a team of non front line classes, or retreated.
If he activates it nearby and ambushes them, then he used the weapon the way it was intended, to pick off a straggler or two, survived the encounter to get MMMPH, use it, and ambush a team of ill-prepared stronger enemies that otherwise would kill a W+M1 Pyro
It's by no means overpowered, and even a normal pyro can kill a crit-boosted phlog by S+M1ing.
...I have to admit, though, the buff was unnecessary, and made it easier for less skilled players, maybe a little too easy.
The video about it would be 0:30 long
The heavy and medic running away at 1:46 still gets me.
they should nerf the time of the critz and remove the uber
GUYS
-This weapon holsters 10% slower
BALANCED
+The Rabid Nautilus Only 10%? What about 1%? Boom. Totally balanced.
+World rul3r Or give it minicrits. Whynawt?
I actually use the stock flamethrower even after this.....so am I the only one with a soul?
+Devilforce988 No i always use my shiny tuba gun too.
+Devilforce988 I don't use Phlog But I do use the Degreaser even after it's nerf. I have a big soul.
Don't worry me too
+austinmario64 you sir.....are a hero
Nah mate, I use the stock too, if I see a phlog pyro I switch to solly to counter, serious this weapon now really needs a need a nerf immediately
Last time I came this early I had children.
Original
gg
1:45
*muselk ubers*
Heavy:RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
lel i main phlog... 3 years now and im still going
you did this didn't you?
+goldchris1111 the Phlog is widely regarded as a skill-less weapon. Not implying anything, just maybe it's not something you would want to be proud of.
Easiest main? I'm sure you really good at this game...
+Pyrobird I would kindly like to respectfully point out that you are probably implying something... unless you were being sarcastic of course.
+Raymond van den Bos On the server he told everyone to go Phlog Pyro... it was shameful.
Steam Group B O Y S!
:D
nope.
Heck no.
im going to the bridge nearby
then he killed himself
the end
+ImaGiNR wait..... did he really suicide?
yep...was never heard of again
were you friends with him?
lel nope
Well ... that sucks.
Pyro Update; Phlog can airblast, generates max MMPH with one point of damage, and has infinite ammo during the MMPH taunt. Reserve Shooter has +100% firerate, crits airborne targets instead of minicrit, and has +150% damage. The Axetinguisher has +400% damage, +50% swing speed, +20% deploy speed.
And to make it fair and balanced, none of them can random crit.
I can't activate my contract because of the eve hud, how do you activate it?
+manuel riquelme JUST DO IT!
+manuel riquelme Have you updated it? I haven't tried EVE HUD in a while, but I have to update Toon HUD everytime a new update comes out for feature like that.
how to update it?
+manuel riquelme toon had has an update tool. I'm not sure about EVE though. You'll probably need to just download the new version and replace the old one with it.
+Tim Steinberger thanks buddy ;P
2020 anyone?
No he he he >:3
#steamgroupmasterace HOLY SH*T I AM EARLY ok joke time:
uhh uhhh oh i got a joke: the fnaf and mlp community
haha funi xDDD
+pootis heavy lol there so gay
+pootis heavy YAAS!!!
+Sir Dasher The 3rd nice joke XD
xddxxdXDddee
2:03 OH HELLOOOOOO -Muselk quotes 2015 the memories xD
What's in the fucking box?
Deez nuts
(Another one)
+CrazyFancyPants calm down dj khaled
2:12 When the crit kills is more than normal kills
Administrator: VICTORY
Miss Pauling: I think you gone to far.
Muselk is the king of the smg; both in killing with it and unboxing them.
2:44 "im the kings of smg"
unboxing some crates he got a smg
-confirmed his litteraly king of smg
Muselk, if they make the SMG equipable on every class as a secondary (except for spy, medic, and demo), will you be less angry? You probably have enough skins to have a different one for each ABCD loadout for each class if that's the case.
Little did he know...
Muselk's Valve Stats:
+500% chance for SMG from boxes
+50% chance for crits when wielding powerjack
-90% chance for getting Godlike Killstreak
The Phlogistinator: From Very Gimmicky Primary to unintentionally completed B U C K F U S T E D
The victory noise and cheering sound effect that went off when he opened the smg crate, amazing
Just Valve after that SMG unbox. "Yes We finally made Muselk leave his room!" Administrator: Victory.
I think Muselk is the embodiment of foreshadowing.
1:37 *_Asks for medic while medic is already healing him_*
That 'victory' right after unboxing the SMG was just the cherry on top
i love how the announcer in the background said "victory" after muselk exited his room for getting a smg i love to think that she pulled a prank on them and was feeling good about it
The next Phlog buff:
+50% speed for each Mmph
Fire Resistance
-100% Soul
+10% Insanity
"And god said...LET THERE BE SPACE FIRE!"
New TF2 update:-All campaign cases no longer have a chance of giving SMGs...except for Muselk's cases
Muselk please come back I'm scared when your gone, I'm going to miss you when your gone.
Perfect... "I GOT AN S.. SCREW THIS GAME!!" "Victory!" GG Muselk, BTW you spelled the forbidden word.
*gets SMG out of best case at the time* Muselk: "Im Going to that Bridge Down the road."
Muselk:*storms out*
Announcer: victory!