Best variant I heard was as follows: "Private, you are the most flatulent recruit I have ever encountered. It smells like something crawled up there and died. You should go get an enema or something" -Hispanic DS who was a medic
Whatever was leaking out his 4th point of contact can’t be as bad as rotten, hung-over, kimchi breath. There’s not enough unwashed, stanky barracks-booty to erase those memories.
Let's be honest, Roderick isn't buying sharp chedder. What he actually ate was an entire brick of Velveta with a side of cheese wizz and some green gummi bears cause the Doc told him he needed to eat more greens.
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I was always the untied shoes guy. I swear to god, my luck was 0 when I served. My shoes came untied in every single fucking formation run and twice it caused me to trip.
There was a Cadence we used to sing that said "if you ain't ALFA Company, you ain't S***". One day we were in formation, and the responses were weak. The Master Chief (NAVY) more or less cussed us out and said we were pathetic. Killed the motivation. Heaven forbid after 6 miles in formation in 100,000% humidity we be a little tired. Good times.
I was the "and we are passing the barracks..." then the knowledge of E-4 was passed down for me, I quickly learned that we didn't do count after PT, and its super easy to disappear back into the barracks or tree line. The Sham shield arc began...
The trick is melding back in seamlessly when you have to and knowing when not to do it at all. Can't have too many mafioso pop smoke because they'll notice you ALL missing. Gotta rotate out by onesies and twosies
Speaking of running by the barracks heartbreaking: I remember being the guide-on bearer in BLC when we did the company run. Up at the front, the 1SG was talking with a couple of the senior SGLs and then asked me how many I thought would fall out from broken hearts if we ran past the starting point, me confident and thinking of the appropriate answer said, “1SG, I’m not sure the only way to know for certain is to do it.” To which, kind of expectedly he replies “Ok, let’s find out” with me and thr SGLs kinda snickering. I think about half the company died from their broken hearts lol. The fallouts and the overall motivation in the run just dropped 🤣🤣.
Ha I thought us tankers were the only ones who used the term "back blast area clear" lol Speaking of the farters, there is also the guys who suddenly (and ALWAYS) have to poop the second the pace of the run starts to pick up a bit more 😂
We did a 5 mile run the Monday of Tower Week in Jump School. We ran past the barracks at 4.5 miles and that’s when 25% of the class fell out of the run, lol. They were booted from Jump School. Christiansen reminded of that lol
Any time I used to go for a run I would always run in the back. My Platoon Sgt caught me doing this often and he asked why I would always run in the back, I clearly told him that on most runs I always feel the need to rip ass, so I'd rather do it in the back away from everyone than crop dust the whole god damn company.
Ah yes. Coming down the hill heading back into Ft Knox on one of the weekly 8 or so mile OSUT "AIT" PT runs through the slight foothills, still dark but the blue is now medium blue, crisp early spring morning, the leg muscles starting to burn again as you begin to fall out of the zone, can see the line of buildings adjacent to the barracks still lit by the streetlights, almost done, time to start another day of training and trying to stay awake in the warm classrooms... then the MFers lead you into the motor pool to start doing laps. Good Times.
I made mine run bleachers, pull jeeps, and do five gallon jug relays. The last one in MOPP 4 and gas masks. They were sooooo happy when I PCS'd. But I also let them work half days when I could effectively hide them. Which was pretty much every other day.
LOL. The never ending hill(s) Spring 85. Each time you got your hopes up and rounded a turn there was just more hill ahead. Then it was time for the CS chamber.@@gt4skyline
Our DIs must not have had a life because they were getting us up an hour or so before the normal schedule. Trying to remember if it was just our platoon or the Troop as a whole, I believe just our platoon. They also denied most passes the other platoons got. Someone noticed and dropped a dime on them (literally - public pay phone) to someone up the chain of command. Our schedules synced up after that. Our DS (I believe both) were also pimping out a female soldier. Never got the offer myself because I was potentially seen as a boy scout type but he got busted shortly after I graduated. Was back at Knox 2 years later and saw him busted down in rank but for whatever reason not discharged. Same DI's tried to get us to chip in any buy them a weight set. @@abuelitamuscaria-vn7mj
When the Staff Sgt. (forgot his character name) said, "It smells like gefilte fish . . ." Should that be 'lutefisk'? He is from the upper Midwest after all, where many immigrants from the Nordic countries settled.
Awesome - but you left out the guy who hit the NCO club last night, then headed downtown, and got back in 15 minutes before PT still drunk, who is oozing straight bourbon out of his pores.
So there i was. Specialist +p at AIT for my new mos. Formation run at Fort Sill Oklahoma. All of us reclass in the back and the noobs up front. We all see one kid peel out of formation, holding his pt shorts. We knew what happened, and the smell hit us like a trailer hitch catches smaj shin when running in a parking lot. Poor kid full on shat his shorts. One of the cadre ran up screaming at him and as soon as the smell hit him, he started chasing the kid to the barracks screaming at him to go take a shower. Ngl i laughed so hard had a vertigo attack and had to get sent to the hospital. Turns out you can pull a muscle in your face that will mess with your inner ear. Who knew?
And next over from butt guy is 4 goobers who "definitely stopped consuming additional alcoholic drinks 8hrs ago". But crying about passing the barracks is absolutely priceless 😂
And that is why formation runs are usually held Before morning chow....else poor lil end suffers from fermented bean n cheese burritos with a dash of dead zombies..
We had our old CO run to the front porch of a civilian's house and bum a smoke off of him (the homeowner). He then proceeded to smoke the cig while watching us run by. He was relieved of his command not long after, it was madness. We were infantry too which makes it even funnier, that was so embarrassing for the Unit. We looked so bad that day.
Man I fucked up my leg while I was in korea, I went from the ft liberty standard to the guy who wants to be anywhere else. Shit still ain't fixed over a year later
I'm the guy that "Wishes he was literally anywhere else". My first command all we did was formation runs. I remember looking at the places we normally stop, running right pass it, and thinking "Dear Lord, help me get through this", or just say in my mind "screw it, not killing myself today" and I'd fall back.
Sometimes you get a guy who didn't wash up from sex the night before, blessing everyone behind him with the smell of rotten fish. I quote, "I just wanted you guys to know that I f***"
I’m stationed fort liberty and I always hear how people say it’s high speed over here when really it’s not lol. They try to be high speed over here but they don’t do it right and it ends up being more of a shit show lmao, fort Campbell the real high speed base in the army honestly
The reason why you’re not using McGillicuddy’s filter for CSM is beyond me, They look nearly identical and the voices are the only separation we’d need
"YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR!" The passive aggressiveness is something I've heard too often.
I spit out my lunch the moment I heard that!
Best variant I heard was as follows: "Private, you are the most flatulent recruit I have ever encountered. It smells like something crawled up there and died. You should go get an enema or something" -Hispanic DS who was a medic
Whatever was leaking out his 4th point of contact can’t be as bad as rotten, hung-over, kimchi breath. There’s not enough unwashed, stanky barracks-booty to erase those memories.
Let's be honest, Roderick isn't buying sharp chedder. What he actually ate was an entire brick of Velveta with a side of cheese wizz and some green gummi bears cause the Doc told him he needed to eat more greens.
And then a whole plate of just dfac scrambled eggs for breakfast, with hot sauce.
Haribo Sugar Free Gummi Bears if I’m remembering the Amazon reviews correctly.
@@joshiles that's when he actually shit on a ruck
“Sorry guys I ate an entire block of sharp cheddar lastnight”. Lmfao I was definitely I was definitely that guy in the Corps
The new csm is excellent! Greetings from Germany 🎗🫡
🫡 🤝🏻
loving the new GigaChad CSM
Best line: YOU SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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mcgilicuddy gets me every time
I was always the untied shoes guy. I swear to god, my luck was 0 when I served. My shoes came untied in every single fucking formation run and twice it caused me to trip.
Where’s the guy that has to run to the wood line and returns with one sock on. 💩
United shoe guy? Of course its Crafton!
"smells like gefilte fish"
I fucking KNEW SSG McGillicuddy was Jew-coded ✡️
CSM looking good lol
"Smells like gefilte fish" 😂
I'm the one that did too much. 😎
im def christiansen
Is there perchance a MRS Sgt McGillicuddy? 😳
I like when Crafton falls, another troop shouts "Pack Member Down!" The boys got his back lol
I’m had to go back and listen for that! Lol awesome
After Roderick moved into the platoon they appreciate Crafton more now.
The absolutely dead voices calling back the cadence is perfect.
There was a Cadence we used to sing that said "if you ain't ALFA Company, you ain't S***". One day we were in formation, and the responses were weak. The Master Chief (NAVY) more or less cussed us out and said we were pathetic. Killed the motivation. Heaven forbid after 6 miles in formation in 100,000% humidity we be a little tired. Good times.
The Chad jawline for CSM is a perfect substitute.
At first I was like” Nah”. But now it just looks right.
I was the "and we are passing the barracks..." then the knowledge of E-4 was passed down for me, I quickly learned that we didn't do count after PT, and its super easy to disappear back into the barracks or tree line. The Sham shield arc began...
Just shade away into the trees
Tried this once on a ruck March, hopped back in and accidentally followed a different company past our starting mind.
The trick is melding back in seamlessly when you have to and knowing when not to do it at all.
Can't have too many mafioso pop smoke because they'll notice you ALL missing.
Gotta rotate out by onesies and twosies
Speaking of running by the barracks heartbreaking: I remember being the guide-on bearer in BLC when we did the company run. Up at the front, the 1SG was talking with a couple of the senior SGLs and then asked me how many I thought would fall out from broken hearts if we ran past the starting point, me confident and thinking of the appropriate answer said, “1SG, I’m not sure the only way to know for certain is to do it.” To which, kind of expectedly he replies “Ok, let’s find out” with me and thr SGLs kinda snickering. I think about half the company died from their broken hearts lol. The fallouts and the overall motivation in the run just dropped 🤣🤣.
Diabolical
Dude that’s the worst feeling ever 😂
Blue Falcon move
You guys see how McGillicuddy smacked his lips before reacting to the smell? He could definitely taste that fart.
Bro definitely caught a few errant fart microbes
It sounded thick enough that you could dip bread in it.
@@erikrasmussen7953🤨📸
Lmao the clear backblast area part had me dying
Sgt McGillicuddy: Private Gas Leak, Front Lean and Rest Position mooove.
When your doing crunches with the guy who had taco bell after last call 😂
I’m crying over here dude. I was NOT expecting that
Starting up the M1a1 by yelling "CLEAR TO THE REAR!"
@@NBHRaven lmao I love how CSM is immediately like “AY YO WHO THE FREAK?!”
"Sir. Sir! You missed the turn for the barracks." "Oh did I? Guess we gonna have to do another 2 miles then. Hope I remember on the next pass."
Chaplain has some pipes ❤❤❤😂😂😂
Rodericks fart was so powerful it made McGillicuddys face deflate
Being from. Wisconsin, you’d think McGillicuddy’s nose was used to a gaseous growler of cheddar cheese flatulence.
Ha I thought us tankers were the only ones who used the term "back blast area clear" lol
Speaking of the farters, there is also the guys who suddenly (and ALWAYS) have to poop the second the pace of the run starts to pick up a bit more 😂
We did a 5 mile run the Monday of Tower Week in Jump School. We ran past the barracks at 4.5 miles and that’s when 25% of the class fell out of the run, lol. They were booted from Jump School. Christiansen reminded of that lol
You forgot the vomiter, injury, roadgaurd and the CrossFit
I feel you about "The Fort Liberty" aka old Fort Bragg 27th Engineers C. Company. Being a paratrooper was fun but damn all the running... 😂😂
Tell me you ruined your back, hips, knees and shins without telling me.
@@Brecconable I'm 38 and feel 108
@@jasonnapier2942 Your VA claim has been denied.
@@Brecconable truer words never have been spoken 😂
I didn't know onexpunchxdad could belt out some vocals like he was the male Amy Winehouse. Hot damn!
I’m the cadence caller who does too much
Keeping us cheerful out here 💪🏻
SSAAAAAMMMEEEEE
I can tell you have a beautiful singing voice
@@StarNameKev thank youuuu
@@jenniferhiemstra5228 hell yeaaaa
I will note that we did not see CW5 Billy T. Friendly. Rumor has it he skates so much that it counts as his PT.
He was AT the burger king they ran past.
@@buckcherry2564 laughing the whole time watching from the patio as they ran by
Man you know CW5 Billy T. Friendly ain't doing no formation runs. He's probably driving a gov following them.
It would be a more miserable run if half of the troops were hungover and it was a hot morning. Monday morning PT sucks.
Last guy should’ve been “ate 3 whole MREs for dinner last night”
I love these videos. So funny… and so true! Keep them coming!
It might be because I'm stoned, but thanks for making these vids. It genuinely makes me giggle and chuckle
You wouldn't expect it to linger so much outside, but it DOES! 😅
Any time I used to go for a run I would always run in the back. My Platoon Sgt caught me doing this often and he asked why I would always run in the back, I clearly told him that on most runs I always feel the need to rip ass, so I'd rather do it in the back away from everyone than crop dust the whole god damn company.
You forgot "that guy who is definitely going to fall out before the half mile mark" (hint: I was that guy)
Ah yes. Coming down the hill heading back into Ft Knox on one of the weekly 8 or so mile OSUT "AIT" PT runs through the slight foothills, still dark but the blue is now medium blue, crisp early spring morning, the leg muscles starting to burn again as you begin to fall out of the zone, can see the line of buildings adjacent to the barracks still lit by the streetlights, almost done, time to start another day of training and trying to stay awake in the warm classrooms... then the MFers lead you into the motor pool to start doing laps. Good Times.
I made mine run bleachers, pull jeeps, and do five gallon jug relays. The last one in MOPP 4 and gas masks. They were sooooo happy when I PCS'd. But I also let them work half days when I could effectively hide them. Which was pretty much every other day.
Ft. Knox was a whole bitch! July 09 is when I went through. Agony, Misery, Heartbreak and Motherfucker…
LOL. The never ending hill(s) Spring 85. Each time you got your hopes up and rounded a turn there was just more hill ahead. Then it was time for the CS chamber.@@gt4skyline
Our DIs must not have had a life because they were getting us up an hour or so before the normal schedule. Trying to remember if it was just our platoon or the Troop as a whole, I believe just our platoon. They also denied most passes the other platoons got. Someone noticed and dropped a dime on them (literally - public pay phone) to someone up the chain of command. Our schedules synced up after that. Our DS (I believe both) were also pimping out a female soldier. Never got the offer myself because I was potentially seen as a boy scout type but he got busted shortly after I graduated. Was back at Knox 2 years later and saw him busted down in rank but for whatever reason not discharged. Same DI's tried to get us to chip in any buy them a weight set. @@abuelitamuscaria-vn7mj
Chaplain's services gotta look like James Brown in Blues Brothers
Ya I am the reason why I am also in the back of the formation, so I don't have to say "back blast area clear" all the time.
When the Staff Sgt. (forgot his character name) said, "It smells like gefilte fish . . ." Should that be 'lutefisk'? He is from the upper Midwest after all, where many immigrants from the Nordic countries settled.
Awesome - but you left out the guy who hit the NCO club last night, then headed downtown, and got back in 15 minutes before PT still drunk, who is oozing straight bourbon out of his pores.
I had a 1SGT who could run up to you and tell you what you drank the night before by your sweaty stank.
He had incredible accuracy when doing so
So there i was. Specialist +p at AIT for my new mos. Formation run at Fort Sill Oklahoma. All of us reclass in the back and the noobs up front. We all see one kid peel out of formation, holding his pt shorts. We knew what happened, and the smell hit us like a trailer hitch catches smaj shin when running in a parking lot. Poor kid full on shat his shorts. One of the cadre ran up screaming at him and as soon as the smell hit him, he started chasing the kid to the barracks screaming at him to go take a shower. Ngl i laughed so hard had a vertigo attack and had to get sent to the hospital. Turns out you can pull a muscle in your face that will mess with your inner ear. Who knew?
Getting stuck behind the guys who just reeked of alcohol was not cool either.
Or the dirty barracks rats that didn't know what a shower or deodorant was.
Jade a CSM once turn around to yell at us because only one person had called cadence within the first 100 yards. He ran into a stopped car.
beer farts while running in Battalion Fornication looking behind you and seeing that the formation turned into a flying V
backblast area clear
True story seen a dude running at fort bliss with doo doo running down the side of his leg. Guy had more important things to do besides doo doo 😆
One jetski accident now CSM will never be the same
And next over from butt guy is 4 goobers who "definitely stopped consuming additional alcoholic drinks 8hrs ago".
But crying about passing the barracks is absolutely priceless 😂
And that is why formation runs are usually held Before morning chow....else poor lil end suffers from fermented bean n cheese burritos with a dash of dead zombies..
Crafton get'n in-step with the E-4-and-chill game.
We had our old CO run to the front porch of a civilian's house and bum a smoke off of him (the homeowner). He then proceeded to smoke the cig while watching us run by. He was relieved of his command not long after, it was madness. We were infantry too which makes it even funnier, that was so embarrassing for the Unit. We looked so bad that day.
BK breakfast do hit different tho
Farting in running formation or ruck march should be abandoned!
Actually, it adds to the experience- more so if the ruck march lasted all night and into the next morning.
So what's the "fort liberty standard a reference to?
Sure can't do the same cadences we used to do.
I was the guy who'd rather be anywhere else. Lmao
I still think the KATUSA's sweating out last night's Soju, and kimchi were the worst...😂
Man I fucked up my leg while I was in korea, I went from the ft liberty standard to the guy who wants to be anywhere else. Shit still ain't fixed over a year later
I'm the guy that "Wishes he was literally anywhere else". My first command all we did was formation runs. I remember looking at the places we normally stop, running right pass it, and thinking "Dear Lord, help me get through this", or just say in my mind "screw it, not killing myself today" and I'd fall back.
How does Sgt. Megilicudy know what gefilte fish is?!
Mcgillicuddy = CSM ---
Just do the characted change over like Jerry Seinfeld's dad changed after the first episode
Sometimes you get a guy who didn't wash up from sex the night before, blessing everyone behind him with the smell of rotten fish. I quote, "I just wanted you guys to know that I f***"
Crafton really embracing his sham shield right there
You mean Fort Bragg!
The name got changed to fort liberty! Obviously nobody would be such a stupid dumb idiot stupid idiot head to get it wrong on purpose!
The back blast guy sounds like Mr Plinkett and I'm here for it
You forgot the Monday morning run hungover guy 😂 been there a few times. Shit suuuuucks
I was not expecting a gefilte fish Easter egg. But hey, now I know exactly what it smells like when Roderick rips ass
I’m stationed fort liberty and I always hear how people say it’s high speed over here when really it’s not lol. They try to be high speed over here but they don’t do it right and it ends up being more of a shit show lmao, fort Campbell the real high speed base in the army honestly
Think our UK Sarn’t Major is working well
DOUBLE TIME
To the stop sign.
“Pack member down!” .. love that..
What did McGillicuddy say it smelled like? 😂😂😂
Could be worse, the poor man in front of me had a TUB of cottage cheese
Can we all agree that changing the names of the forts was one of the worst wastes of money ever?
End of an era, for no reason.
confuses the enemy. rah
Back blast area for HOT LATHER.
Berluti knot = Laces will never come untied.
Crafton is just catching up on all fours after
My drill sergeant was the cadence caller who did too much and ngl, he was good
The gotta make it look pretty leaders sucked hard.
I felt the “and we passed it” in my soul
The reason why you’re not using McGillicuddy’s filter for CSM is beyond me, They look nearly identical and the voices are the only separation we’d need
He should make a story arc of promoting Sgt Mc Gillicuddy to CSM imo
@@wazer85 But then he would have to retire the CSM voice.
@@jic1 yeah that would suck. CSM does have an epic voice
All imma say is people do sleep on that sharp cheddar cheese 🧀
I guess we will have to get used to the new CSM face.
McGillicuddy looks like old CSM in this one
You are a bad mofo to stink up the outside 😂.
Missed opportunity for moose fetus.
Wait… Christianson is back?!
shout out to the shoe tie guy...oh wait, that was me
So glad CSM made it back.
"Who the freak"
BACK BLAST INCOMING
God bless Roderick
0:47 that was always me lol!
he should go see a doctor.