@@Cragmortis that did not happen to those things in four years tho and we both know it. maybe when obama was in office they had some pepe to them but DAMN.
Your Holiness, watch the video of the plastic surgeon taking a guess at women's ages. Blew my mind with the 23yr old that looked 47 due to so many fillers, work and I believe it was 183 shots of botox.
Nobody mentioned that part where that one dude said where she can tie that in a know and in a bow tie. I loved that one a lot. That reel alone got Alana looking like speed smiling halfway through the video.
The conservation of momentum (mass × velocity) and kinetic energy (1/2 × mass × velocity2) can be used to find the resulting velocities for two colliding perfectly elastic objects.
I like to watch the clips channel, but I do not want to only watch the clips channel. I have no idea why I do not get notifications for the main or even get it on my front page. Its stupidly annoying.
If you've already set the bell on her main to get all notifs, you could try unsubscribing to this one and watch more of her main content so the algorithm knows better
Alana might be too young to know this one: Вот и верь после этого людям, Отдалась я ему при Луне, А он взял мои белые груди, И связал из узлом... на спине. But I know she'll understand it.
I get that she was trying to be all "what you think I'm still in my 20's?" but damn if women shaming men for sexualizing them isn't backfiring in the worst possible ways ever if men are going to start shaming women for sexualizing themselves.
These are cherrypicked comments, I'm sure the majority of them were simp worship comments. Either way she seems to have a sense of humour so I think she got exactly what she wanted.
I went on instagram after having not been on there for years and I open the search tab and find a bunch of lewd and sus fuckin thumbnails for all of the reels and shit
![Lp. Сердце Вселенной #60 РОЖДЕНИЕ ЛОЛОЛОШКИ [Финал] • Майнкрафт](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/YoR0pAV9FVQ/mqdefault.jpg)
face looks 30s, body looks 50s
Drugs will do that.
Running looks 80s
Aw shit I thought I commented on a vid again
"Suspect appears to be in her 20's" inches from the ground that is.
😂
She's the worst breakfast- expired milk and no eggs
💀
thats fuckin brutal
Or the world's runniest eggs.
Oooff, no need for extra burns, man😂
Not for a methhead!
"you need a submarine to motorboat those" damn lmao
She got roasted so hard my smoke alarm went off.
Feed the ceeling bird
chirp chirp, bruh 😂😂
Change yo damn battery!
Hood crickets
nah, that's you gpu
"Gas prices used to be that low."
Yeah, maybe 40 years ago.
So when she was in her 20s
@@Orapac4142foul
Trumps first term gas was under 2 dollars. We going back to that.
@@Cragmortis that did not happen to those things in four years tho and we both know it. maybe when obama was in office they had some pepe to them but DAMN.
Before the gas crisis of the 70's that's for sure. The 60's sure were a fun time for cars and screaming V8's.
You can tie em in a knot you can tie em in a bow🤣🤣🤣
Do they wobble to and fro?
Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier?
she got two Drippler Cripplers
@@l0remipsum991 I appreciate the Terraria reference
Suspect appears to be cosplaying a newtons cradle
in which case, suspect may have accomplices
I guess it was too of a low hanging fruits.
They're so low, moles and gophers have to dig deep for 'em.
probably pair of raisins or dried dates
> *SCREAMS*
> Laughs
> *SCREAMS*
That's my Kami Oshi
*This is why it’s VERY important to wear a properly fitted bra and do your chest exercises regularly to keep them firm and supple* 😅
Huh? Is it real?
gravity is a cruel mistress
If that woman is in her 20's, then I'm the friggin Pope 😂😂
Your Holiness, watch the video of the plastic surgeon taking a guess at women's ages. Blew my mind with the 23yr old that looked 47 due to so many fillers, work and I believe it was 183 shots of botox.
As Girl DM likes to say "Get yourself some over-the-shoulder boulder holders"
They looked like they’re attached to her stomach not her chest 🤣
"Suspect appears to be smuggling grapefruit in her shirt."
They don't call them roasties for nothing.
I kinda want Chat Music to make a song out of the watched clip now.
I can still hear the choir music in my head whenever these types of videos pop up
SHUT IT! -Tammas *inquisition sounds continue*
*Tanmas intensifies*
Please let me know if it happens
Good lord, they didn't just roast her, they went SCORCHED EARTH on her.
Just absolutely annihilated her lmfao.
Which ones were the real “Knee slappers” in this video…?
The tits
she actually lookslike shes in her 40s
That's why she stopped in video. She really thinks she looks like she is in her 20s.
The funny thing is Breast don’t sag like that at 40 (normally) so I would assume she is 55+
The funny thing is Breast don’t sag like that at 40 (normally) so I would assume she is 55+
Breast don’t sag like that at 40, so she more likely 55+
Usually at 40 they are just starting to age, though obviously some women always have this.
@deathsdoor07 I wish I had that issue.
I'm 33 I just got ID by a dude I know is damn well younger then me.
She didn't just hit The Wall, she crashed on it at supersonic speed.
*[Laughs in Princess Diana]*
Roasted? She was outright melted.
Nah, she was roasted, just like Arby's.
That might explain the shape actually
Shes close to 50 😂
I mean it saves a load of small talk to be fair. No point to ask what's hanging when you can clearly see.
Chat music needs to do its thing for this video lol
Give it 5 years and she’ll be Ms. Choksondik from South Park.😂😂
That was peak content right there. 'Solo dodgeball fight.' I died.
Gravity is womens greatest enemy.
Asking for attention on instagram is like summoning all that was left unsaid from the roastme subreddit 😂
More like in her 20th surgery.
She's playing ping-pong between the air and her feet
The creativity of these types of comment section roasts is an untapped power source that rivals nuclear power
Chat music about to drop another banger with this one 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
I about damn DIED at solo dodge ball fight! bobfreyer has a gift
Lmfao, this is why I love Instagram comments. TikTok comments too. So out of pocket, but creative and hilarious! 🤣
Glad you appreciate insta reels comments too
Nobody mentioned that part where that one dude said where she can tie that in a know and in a bow tie. I loved that one a lot.
That reel alone got Alana looking like speed smiling halfway through the video.
0:31 roasted so hard she felt the burn herself, which is why she screamed like that.
That woman is not playing games, she's bowling with those.
That running pose is so awkward too, like asking an old lady to run
I don't know when it happened, but Instagram has become such a fun place in recent times.
She got the attention she wanted but not the responses she hope for.
*Clears throat*. Still would.
The conservation of momentum (mass × velocity) and kinetic energy (1/2 × mass × velocity2) can be used to find the resulting velocities for two colliding perfectly elastic objects.
In winter, she can wrap those around her neck like a scarf.
she fought gravity in her 20's... and now she's a disabled veteran.
She look 45 😂
holy shit the level of roast 🤣🤣🔥🔥
I wouldn’t say these comments or ruthless I’d rather say that these comments are brutal.
WTF the start of that "run" too? It's been many, many, many years since she's attempted that.
Running from the police? That’s pretty LOW of her to do
Hey I think she was the model used in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3, and Underground for the "bikini chick" lol. Prime in 2005, spent in 2025.
I like to watch the clips channel, but I do not want to only watch the clips channel. I have no idea why I do not get notifications for the main or even get it on my front page. Its stupidly annoying.
If you've already set the bell on her main to get all notifs, you could try unsubscribing to this one and watch more of her main content so the algorithm knows better
Have you tried liking and commenting on main channel content?
@mayborneflower obv
Hey, I actually didn't know this wasn't the main channel. I thought she just preferred short video content. Thanks for pointing it out.
@@JayTohab already have
If you're standing behind her, you better hope she doesn't turn around too fast and knock you out
The wall remains undefeated.
"This isn't what I meant when I said I was into lowriders!"
😈
Pretty sure she got the reactions she expected/was looking for.😅
Oh she's in her 20s alright...
20 years past her prime.
Alana might be too young to know this one:
Вот и верь после этого людям,
Отдалась я ему при Луне,
А он взял мои белые груди,
И связал из узлом... на спине.
But I know she'll understand it.
Reference?
@@jaideepshekhar4621 either Andrey Bogdanov or Sergey Yesenin. It is now a piece of folk poetry :)
@@13-bit-kitten Interesting. Is this a Russian folk tale?
@@jaideepshekhar4621 Just folk poetry
The return of clackers.
"Temu implants" is brilliant!!
Welp, 20 more centimeters and she will be an urban legend ghost from indonesia.
Waiting for a chat musicc for this... Here we goooooo
Can’t wait for the Chat Music video version of this
We got a spoiler for the next Chat Music video lol
dodgeball one. oh god my sides.
waiting for Chat Music to drop a banger based on this.
like two raw eggs nailed to a garden fence. 😂
Any lower and those things can function as organic knee pads.
They are hanging lower than wild west cowboy colts
One of them 20 year old girls that looks like she's 50 who is now 35
like two billiard balls in a pair of socks
1:37 : aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh 🗣️🔥🔥- Alana 2025
Over the shoulder boulder holders!
I need Chat Music to do their thing on this one.
I've heard of low hanging fruit but damn.
I still laugh at that musical roast stuff. Some of it is hilarious and wrong.
Also, ya, last time that lady was 20, Radio Shack sold blank 8tracks.
I see a "chat music" video for her in the future.
I get that she was trying to be all "what you think I'm still in my 20's?" but damn if women shaming men for sexualizing them isn't backfiring in the worst possible ways ever if men are going to start shaming women for sexualizing themselves.
These are cherrypicked comments, I'm sure the majority of them were simp worship comments. Either way she seems to have a sense of humour so I think she got exactly what she wanted.
I bet she has great personality
She aged with the grace of 20yo milk, for sure.
Is this just a clip from stream or does it come from a video on the main channel? I would like to watch the full video if so
I went on instagram after having not been on there for years and I open the search tab and find a bunch of lewd and sus fuckin thumbnails for all of the reels and shit
Her bellybutton be like UoU
(it's the one in the middle)
Like tennis balls in the toes of socks
These are the lighter ones
Damn, people out here committing murder in the comments
They are indeed like crows, swarming this old lady.
The lowest hanging fruit
At least she's not fat.
Good lord
How many times did smug watch this video before going live
Still not worse then a csgo lobby
hagmaxxing
Naw I need to actual insta video link I want to read the comments real time
Guys, it's 2025, let's get all back to work and not waste our time with this.
I'm betting blonde is 38.
"Would"
No idea how old she really is, but I've seen way hotter women in their 40's. Like no thanks.