Sorry, I can't think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand. Whenever you open your mouth, it's like, "Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning." I know it looks like I'm listening to you, but really I'm just visualizing duct tape over your mouth. The only way you'd get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained your finger changing the channel. You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking. You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off? You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don't die. There's somebody out there for everybody. For you, it's a psychiatrist. I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego. Every time I have a stick in my hand, you start looking more and more like a piñata. I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here. You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen. Why don't you go play in traffic? Right now, you are as useful as a soup sandwich. Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh, either. I've seen salads that dress better than you. Your biscuit's not quite done in the middle. You changed your mind? Does this one work any better? You don't need to fear success. There is really nothing for you to worry about. I have 90 billion nerves, and you've gotten on every single one of them. My life may be a joke, but it's not as funny as your outfit. Absolutely Brutal Roasts "You have such a beautiful face, but let's put a bag over that personality." I've been called worse things by better men. I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute. I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me. I'd rather treat a baby's diaper rash than have lunch with you. I would smack you, but I'm against animal abuse. You have such a beautiful face, but let's put a bag over that personality. I gave out all my trophies a while ago, but here's a participation award. It's all about balance… you start talking, I stop listening. If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich. I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult to stupid people. Are you at a loss for words, or did you exhaust your entire vocabulary? Accidents happen; the proof is sitting right there. You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room. You're not simply a drama queen. You're the whole royal family. You're like a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake. Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone. No, that's fine. You're certainly entitled to your incorrect opinion. You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel. I can't wait to spend my whole life without you. Rolling your eyes isn't going to help you find your brain. Why do you look like an envelope with no address on it? If I wanted to hurt myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ. Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. It's a bad idea in your case. I don't hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five. Everyone has a purpose in this life, and yours is to become an organ donor. It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt. Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? It was the only way to get your parents to take you home. Just remember, if anyone ever tells you that you're beautiful… they're lying. You can be anything you want, except good-looking. You're the reason God created amnesia. I'd take a photo of you, but I don't want a virus on my phone. Where is your off button? I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste. I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun… not you. I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one. The jerk store called, and they're running out of you. Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should. Your bad personality is the reason I prefer animals to humans. You hear that? It's the sound of me not caring. I might be fully vaccinated, but I'm still not going to hang out with you. You're so annoying, you could make a Happy Meal cry. Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours? You know, you're just not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality. You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place. You have a face that makes onions cry. Have a nice day… somewhere else. You do realize we're just tolerating you, right? Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons? It's really fun watching you try to understand everything that's being said about you. You are even more useless than the 'ueue' in queue. The real heroes in this world are the ones who have to live with you. Somewhere out there, a tree is producing oxygen for you. What a shame. Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege. If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. I was today years old when I realized I didn't like you. I'm not a nerd; I'm just smarter than you. If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you. I didn't mean to offend you… but I'll take it as an additional perk. I don't want to rain on your parade. I want to summon a typhoon. You can't imagine how much happiness you can bring… by leaving the room. RELATED: The Best Put-Downs From History, Hollywood, and More! "You're like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think 'not now.'" Best Life You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles. How many licks 'till I get to the interesting part of this conversation? Are you doing OK today? You look like the guy in the zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it quiet. When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past. I'm listening. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once. You're like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think 'not now.'" Don't worry… the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest. It's impossible to underestimate you. I like the way you comb your hair. It's impressive how you're able to hide the horns. If I throw a stick, will you chase it? I really want out of this conversation. You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards. I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's really doing the job. The truth will set you free. You're the worst. OK, you're free to go. Do you think your parents realize that they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right? Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand! Congratulations on being the top of the bell curve. I've heard a smarter statement come out in a fart. I look at you and think… two billion years of evolution for this? I told my therapist about you. She didn't believe me. Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's a job for your parents. When I listen to you, I think you really are going to go far. I hope you stay there. When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figure it's smart to give myself a head start. Whoever told you to be yourself gave you bad advice. I think you just need a high five… in the face… with a chair. When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there? Light travels faster than sound. It explains why you seemed smart… until I finally heard you speak. Your secrets are always safe with me. I don't even listen when you share them. When God made you, you must have been on the bottom of his "to-do" list. Everyone brings happiness to a room. I bring happiness when I walk in, and you bring happiness when you leave.
You know how Mica uses the same avatar in some of his videos? I think it's because he uses the avatars ( and names sometimes) of his friends for the characters in the videos. Maybe Mica used one of his friend's avatar, who was named December.
Mica I'm firat can I have a pin plsss❤❤❤
Thank youu 🥰🥰🥰🥰❤❤
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@@micaroblox225th!
hi mica i want to thank you for always making us smile even if u don’t try to ❤❤
Thank you so much ❤️🥰
Sorry, I can't think of an insult dumb enough for you to understand.
Whenever you open your mouth, it's like, "Whoa, somebody took too many drugs this morning."
I know it looks like I'm listening to you, but really I'm just visualizing duct tape over your mouth.
The only way you'd get hurt from doing exercise would be if you sprained your finger changing the channel.
You're not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking.
You have your entire life to be an idiot. Why not take today off?
You're not the dumbest person in the world, but you better hope they don't die.
There's somebody out there for everybody. For you, it's a psychiatrist.
I'm sorry that my brutal honesty inconvenienced your ego.
Every time I have a stick in my hand, you start looking more and more like a piñata.
I consider you my sun. Now please get 93 million miles away from here.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
Why don't you go play in traffic?
Right now, you are as useful as a soup sandwich.
Mirrors can't talk. Lucky for you, they can't laugh, either.
I've seen salads that dress better than you.
Your biscuit's not quite done in the middle.
You changed your mind? Does this one work any better?
You don't need to fear success. There is really nothing for you to worry about.
I have 90 billion nerves, and you've gotten on every single one of them.
My life may be a joke, but it's not as funny as your outfit.
Absolutely Brutal Roasts
"You have such a beautiful face, but let's put a bag over that personality."
I've been called worse things by better men.
I didn't mean to push your buttons, I was just looking for mute.
I forgot the world revolves around you. My apologies! How silly of me.
I'd rather treat a baby's diaper rash than have lunch with you.
I would smack you, but I'm against animal abuse.
You have such a beautiful face, but let's put a bag over that personality.
I gave out all my trophies a while ago, but here's a participation award.
It's all about balance… you start talking, I stop listening.
If you were any more inbred, you'd be a sandwich.
I would call you an idiot, but it would be an insult to stupid people.
Are you at a loss for words, or did you exhaust your entire vocabulary?
Accidents happen; the proof is sitting right there.
You bring everyone so much joy… when you leave the room.
You're not simply a drama queen. You're the whole royal family.
You're like a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.
No, that's fine. You're certainly entitled to your incorrect opinion.
You are more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel.
I can't wait to spend my whole life without you.
Rolling your eyes isn't going to help you find your brain.
Why do you look like an envelope with no address on it?
If I wanted to hurt myself, I would simply jump from your ego to your IQ.
Do yourself a favor and ignore anyone who tells you to be yourself. It's a bad idea in your case.
I don't hate you, but if you were drowning, I would give you a high five.
Everyone has a purpose in this life, and yours is to become an organ donor.
It is better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you're stupid than open it and remove all doubt.
Did you know your incubator had tinted windows? It was the only way to get your parents to take you home.
Just remember, if anyone ever tells you that you're beautiful… they're lying.
You can be anything you want, except good-looking.
You're the reason God created amnesia.
I'd take a photo of you, but I don't want a virus on my phone.
Where is your off button?
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun… not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
The jerk store called, and they're running out of you.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
Your bad personality is the reason I prefer animals to humans.
You hear that? It's the sound of me not caring.
I might be fully vaccinated, but I'm still not going to hang out with you.
You're so annoying, you could make a Happy Meal cry.
Oh, sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?
You know, you're just not pretty enough to have such an ugly personality.
You just might be why the middle finger was invented in the first place.
You have a face that makes onions cry.
Have a nice day… somewhere else.
You do realize we're just tolerating you, right?
Were you born this stupid or did you take lessons?
It's really fun watching you try to understand everything that's being said about you.
You are even more useless than the 'ueue' in queue.
The real heroes in this world are the ones who have to live with you.
Somewhere out there, a tree is producing oxygen for you. What a shame.
Everyone is allowed to act stupid once in a while, but you're really abusing the privilege.
If you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty.
I was today years old when I realized I didn't like you.
I'm not a nerd; I'm just smarter than you.
If I had a dollar every time you shut up, I would give it back as a thank you.
I didn't mean to offend you… but I'll take it as an additional perk.
I don't want to rain on your parade. I want to summon a typhoon.
You can't imagine how much happiness you can bring… by leaving the room.
RELATED: The Best Put-Downs From History, Hollywood, and More!
"You're like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think 'not now.'"
Best Life
You're the reason this country has to put directions on shampoo bottles.
How many licks 'till I get to the interesting part of this conversation?
Are you doing OK today? You look like the guy in the zombie movie who's been bitten but is trying to keep it quiet.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time… and walk past.
I'm listening. I just need a minute to process so much stupid information at once.
You're like a software update. Every time I see you, I immediately think 'not now.'"
Don't worry… the first 40 years of childhood are always the hardest.
It's impossible to underestimate you.
I like the way you comb your hair. It's impressive how you're able to hide the horns.
If I throw a stick, will you chase it? I really want out of this conversation.
You're the reason gene pools need lifeguards.
I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it's really doing the job.
The truth will set you free. You're the worst. OK, you're free to go.
Do you think your parents realize that they're living proof that two wrongs don't make a right?
Give me a minute; I'm trying to think of an insult simple enough for you to understand!
Congratulations on being the top of the bell curve.
I've heard a smarter statement come out in a fart.
I look at you and think… two billion years of evolution for this?
I told my therapist about you. She didn't believe me.
Don't be ashamed of who you are. That's a job for your parents.
When I listen to you, I think you really are going to go far. I hope you stay there.
When I see you coming, I get pre-annoyed. I figure it's smart to give myself a head start.
Whoever told you to be yourself gave you bad advice.
I think you just need a high five… in the face… with a chair.
When I look at you, I think to myself where have you been my whole life? And can you go back there?
Light travels faster than sound. It explains why you seemed smart… until I finally heard you speak.
Your secrets are always safe with me. I don't even listen when you share them.
When God made you, you must have been on the bottom of his "to-do" list.
Everyone brings happiness to a room. I bring happiness when I walk in, and you bring happiness when you leave.
Fym us💀💀
@@micaroblox22find a job
WTF SILVIA IS BILLIE EILISH?!
THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING-😭
SAME FR
I was like "why is silvia billie eilish?"
@@kick_meowt lol
😭🙏
It was fun to watch,but the first one hurt my head with the love pentagon😵💫😵💫
Same lol
Yaas another mica video ❤❤
🥰❤️
bro couldnt find any names so he came with december 💀
Fr🥴🥴
🤓👆huh
i think its a common name.......atleast in my country
@@SmilingBorderCollie what the heck
You know how Mica uses the same avatar in some of his videos? I think it's because he uses the avatars ( and names sometimes) of his friends for the characters in the videos. Maybe Mica used one of his friend's avatar, who was named December.
10:07 bro, Sylvia seriously picked Billie Eilish😂❤😊
Lisa is already my favorite character❤❤❤❤
10:05 LOL IS SILVIA BILLIE EILISH 😂😂😂😂😂
Omg Lisa and Marry is dropped dead gorgeous 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊❤❤❤❤❤❤
👇🏼like if Lisa gorg👇🏼comment if both gorgeous
14:12 HE TOUCHED HER IN HER SLEEP😭😭😭
Wtf I'm so dirty minded
LIKE A LOT OF TIME 🤨😫😩
Y 20:11 yes
tHaT WAs SoO tRuE¡
Crush 20:24
Why is nobody talking about how evies new dad look like 😭😭😭
not silvia being billie eilish 💀
Omggg congrats you finally reach 200k❤❤
19:57 the way the voice pronounced underage got me dying💀😭🖐️
When
@Ari-b8h5q 19:57
@Ari-b8h5q 😭 they timestamped it
@@maevearchives bro is slow 💀💀 I’m cracking up can’t they read😭
@ 😭😭😭
This always makes me laugh😂
SILVIA IS BILLIE EILISH?!
That’s what I was saying!
@Neptune_172 no shit😀
@Neptune_172 😃
@@a.l.e.e.n.a4ever bro is friend with planet neptune💀💀💀💀
@@Fanoftfs Ermm what-
Am i late? Btw i looooooove your vidios Mica! I hope you will create vidios like these in the futre😊❤
The end was hilarious 🤣 LMAO
Your video always make me smile😁😁
Thaila saying lex caught me off guard le le lex le le lex le le lex LMAO
Why do you keep saying “le le lex”-
Cause it kept saying lex lex lex
Love your vids. And love you❤
Not Silvia being Billie and no one even realized
love your videos and shorts i subed to you
Mica u are the best 💋
Thank you so much 🥰❤️
Love you video mica ❤❤❤❤❤
Love you so ❤️
At least I can watch this at the airport
Were are u going?
I’m coming back from london
I LOVE YOUR VID ❤
Love you sm ❤️
I liked my own comment
I’m coming back from London
Ok? Did we ask?
@@swiftie_diamonds415dont be mean ngl Taylor swift is a tiny bit mid
#stoplikebeggars
@@swiftie_diamonds415 stop being so rude
I love your videos ❤❤❤❤❤
love you ❤️
Who likes mica videos but keeps it private
Me lol 😂
Not me
@@Ella-qf7mgis a goat
Me😀
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It’s been a bad day you make it better youuuu make it better🤩
Wanna know a fact lol😂:did you know I liked my own comment 😢❤😊
i know billie eilesh
Ok didn't ask?
@@Olivia-jt9ti I agree we need to stop the beggars
I love your videos so much I wouldn’t doubt the fact I probably watch 100 of your videos every single day
Love you so much🥰❤️
Will you ever do a face reveal??😶🌫️
The amount of yap in this 6:33
Hi🎉
Bro Evie's new dad is a old man 😂
No duck
I love your videos
Ngl Evie step dad giving drake vibes✋😭
Frrrrrr
21:58 LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS LEGS
Also them: They havn't a leg
Omg Hi Mica I love your videos people who love mica like this comment (I also liked my comment because mica is the best
WHY TF IS SILVIA BILLIE EILISH
Same i didnt get that
You almost made to 200k subs!!!
Keep it up!!!
One like=1 push-up
Begging is crazy tho
I lik your video❤
Thank you ❤️
Like*
I love your videos!⭐️
Love you so much ❤️
I love this video!❤
Happy New Year❤️🥰🎆❄️🎇
I watch your videos every day they’re really good
Thank you 🥰
OMG MICA IM UR BIG FAN YOU HAVE SO COOL VIDEOS
Love this❤
Love you ❤️
David’s face
😂😂😂
Mica I love your videos so much ❤
Happy New Year❤️🥰🎆❄️🎇
Omg I I’ve ur vids there so juicy thanks for making us happy😊
hello mica thx for making roblox stories iltsm ❤
btw iltsm means i love theses so much
nice❤
The second story💀🙏🏻
i love it❤❤😘
NOO I WAS HOPING FOR MARRY AND LISA TO BE TOGETHERR😭😭😭
SAMEEEE😔
i’m you’re 1.1k subscriber❤
Love ur vids
Love you 😘❤️
The avatars are slaying 😊❤
The video: Silvia 💗💗
Me: *Saliva* 💀💀
I love ur videos ❤
MICA UR THE BEST UA-camR IN HUMANITY!!!!
Story 2 was pretty short but crazy
Mica is the best I watch him when I’m sad
Hold up wait a minute is that Billie Elish 😂😂
Mica can you pls comment hi cuz l❤l❤ur videoes plssssss i love ur vindeos pls comment hi
19:22 "omg my honey Boo Boo bear" Is got me dying
Love u❤❤❤❤❤❤
Love you 😘
Bro had enough names so he came with December 🤣what next Avril?
OML STOP WHY ARE U SO GOOD AT EDITS I SM GOING TO CRY 😢❤
This a banger
Hi Mica I'm a big fan
Thank you so much 🥰❤️
Sorry my angel? Uhm bit suspicious but i like ur vide so much!😊
Thank you so much ❤️😘
IM HERE!!!❤
I hope I get a heart I never have gotten one
Same
YAY MICA POSTED AGAIN ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
LMAO FR😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LEMON
Hello MICA, I really like your Roblox vids now.
Love you ❤️😘
Mica i love ur vids
Thalia’s outfit 😍😍😍
Nahh not Silvia being Billie Elish 😂
Ppl down here if you like Mica Roblox right here 👇
the lex song was amazing
the way they said i die for fat yansh got me rolling on the floor
I’m excited 😆
Me when I see Silvia: "...😐wait🤔...THATS BILLIE EILISH!😮
ily and ur vids ^^
I love marry she kind and smart
fav channel
NOT SILVIA BEING BILLIE!!!! 😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
0:49 that’s a ai generated photo 😭😭
Fav channel
Like u videos It is rlly good
I love how Jake is trying to change such a nice story
You never let us down mica ❤
14:27 uhh how wait... *realize * BRO DID THE FATHER CL@P THE CHILD?!
22:01 the echo after saying lex😂😂
not Silvia looking like billie eilish😂😂
MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED AT 14:38