The Worst Axis 103 - Hoi4 MP In A Nutshell
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- Опубліковано 6 лют 2025
- Hearts of Iron 4 MP in a nutshell
(Hearts of iron 4 multiplayer)
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Episode 362
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There was barely any more gameplay to this game. However I still think it's worthy of a video and important to upload ones like this as it shows that our Hoi4 games are far from perfect. I personally think this one is still great content, some may disagree as it's like 40% just talking at the end.
It’s all good bro keep them coming
Half the time I watch these I'm putting them on while I work and not actually watching what's going on anyways. I dunno the "bOrInG TaLking" is still my favorite part.
The talking is the funniest part
Them shit talking each is literally the best moments of this channels.
Golden and Swimmy being allies and just blaming each other for their shortcomings is fucking hilarious, please make them ally more often.
I would like the record to show that Golden demanded I join the war so Finland wouldn’t capitulate….
the snake of Sao Paulo
Its always Golden's fault.
@@ethanyeung6216 *godenspatulas's a paulista, confirmed*
Your fault for listening to what is obviously a delusional gluesniffer
wouldn't've it been better for the Soviets to annex Finland so that the Soviets wouldn't've been able to do the focus?
The Golden-Swimmy alliance never fails to disappoint
The Unholy Alliance.
*Spatula-Swigma coalition*
>build doomed from the start
>no industry
>no inf
>starts building rocket sites and arguing about physics
Truly a Swigma Germany
Can't believe golden threw the game smh.
*Swigma male, keep up on the grindset*
*The axis only lost because of the brazilian helicopters*
The virgin: Yoou wat a carcrassh blablabla bua bua we lost the game carcrash yoou elected acceleraaate bua buaaa
*The Swigma: Yes. See, you need to understand Physics, I crash so hard I run over the other car...even if it's a truck*
irl germany build
Golden Swimmy moment not even 32 seconds in
Literally anything looking like stupidity
Honestly Swimmy through harder with the 10% of industry on rocket sites
@@taptiotrevizo9415 Normally Golden is the regarded one in those games, but this time swimmy definitly was more in the wrong. Still a Swimmy fanboy tho.
*Swigma*
Peak of Brazilian technology was truly in 1941 with the Brazilian helicopters
*Brazilian fortunate son cover starts to play
*weakest Embraer plane vs least acidented boeing plane**
BRAZIL NUMERO UNO 🏆🏆🏆🥇🥇🥇🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
@@SithEmpiredidnothingwrong A GENTE FALA PORTUGUÊS! BRASIL NÚMERO UM!
The spirit of Alberto Santos-Dumont
This was like irl Germany, doesn’t have the industry to win the war, still invests what’s left into schizo wonder weapon strats
I don’t think irl Germany had Austria Hungary stealing half of the land they wanted and cucking the rest of the axis allies though lmao.
@@sjeasonso basically Hitler was really shit at the game lmao. I’m pretty sure he spent the entire game building secret project facilities
@@sjeason *FUCKING! ROCKET! SITES!*
@@sjeason That's true. Even with Germany getting the industrial facilities and resources of both Austria and Czechoslovakia they didn't have the industrial capacity kek
@@sjeason IRL basically no war production happened in occupied territories. All the occupied territories provided IRL was the loot that staved off collapse of the war economy, food, and slave labor (the Ostabattier and the people worked to death in concentration camps in case you are wondering.) Attempts to turn the occupied territories into something productive in Germany's case all disappointed (for Nazi Germany). If you want to read in detail what led to that I recommend the Wages of Destruction by Adam Tooze chapter 11 for this narrow topic. Basically there was some real benefits (namely access to resources for Germany by starving (literally and figuratively) the rest of Europe but there was no productive war equipment factories outside of Germany for a whole host of reasons and inside Germany there were massive labor short falls in everything from the agricultural economy to the war economy (hence all the slave labor which was only about 40-60% as effective depending on exact sector.)
I'm so sad Bo wasn't on the golden-swimmy team. Golden's descent into nettled madness is primo content.
There should be a new rule that explicity makes bo play on whichever side Swimmy and Golden are both playing on
@@tuxtitan780 +
Golden's hair brained plans is like 50% of the reason I tune in.
@tuxtitan780 At this, for both their sake, there should be a new rule that Swimmy and Golden can't play in the same faction, bc each time they do it seems like they just completely flounder and fuck up each-others builds.
A Golden and Swimmy special
*Golden wanna be the main character, Swigma is still so based he is the main character*
^^^^^^^
The Rocket Sites would've saved Swimmy if he had more industry on them.
yes foolish mistake did 10% on rockets while it should have been 90% rockets, 10 % on everything else i agree
*If he had researched the tech for rockets since 1936, they would have won*
@@GAarcherhistory channel after 12 be like
Golden doesn't have the brain volume to even to begin to grasp the genius of the swigma mindset
99% of wunderwaffe investors stop investing right before they turn the war around
Golden screwing over Swimmy to become the main character and then blaming Swimmy is such a great script that never gets old.
*This happens every single time they are together*
for real Swimmy did everything wrong and the final nail in the coffin was Italy joining Finland so they don't cap -> USSR do their focuses.
EDITED: Either there's supercharged USSR or no Finland front, I think it was the only solution in this situation.
There's no blame to Golden, he was the D-Day wall, he did his job, Swimmy didn't.
instead he made heavy tanks, traded million civs for resources when he could build mills with these civs
Swimmy is a godsent troll
@@FourtoslavGenrikhovich Tbf tho Golden did screw over Swimmy and the rest of the Axis by going Austro-Hungary path, but yeah this was a signified Swimmy blunder
@@terrypennington2519 he, as I see, fulfilled his role of filling the frontline with infantry, reducing german mill count on infantry equipment, mills don't disappear, just changing owners (as well as civs)
checked his stream, he had 400 factories
ALSO he was the DDay wall
@@terrypennington2519swimmy agreed to let golden form AH why would u not change ur build from heavy tractors if ur gonnna have a gimped industry makes no sense
Come for the Axis Implosion
Stay for the Brazilian Air Cav Corps
When Golden and Swimmy are in the first sentence you already know the video is cooked
Mmm, eating good.
Austria: *Becomes the main character of the Axis.*
Germany: "Well this sucks".
Meanwhile, the Allies: "This is where the fun begins".
@@Iron_Blood_Enjoyer1933 Oh no dude, the Allies were whining and seething over the low world tension. Golden and Swimmy weren't even doing anything to deliberately keep tension low, it's just how the no-Anschluss tree works. Bo/Braun edited out all the whining from the Allies. The whole reason why I switched to watching Golden's stream was to see if they were tension cucking on purpose - nope.
German and Austrian diplomats arguing over who’s more Aryan: (the one who is less Aryan gets blamed for why the war is going terribly)
Golden Swimmy duo should be named 'Golden Shower'
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owo
no wait let em cook
Also it’s funny that Swimmy tries to argue his strategy around physics, because the only way he would come out better by colliding with his opponent (two colliding objects exert the same force upon each other according to Newton’s third law) is if he had more mass than them (an object with more mass accelerates much less than object with less mass upon a collision) . . . The problem is that he was crashing into the Soviet Union.
the heavy tractors... it all makes sense now...
Swimmy and golden are canonically like the jinx and ekko of Hoi4. They’re toxic for eachother, but they just can never let go. Swimmy dreams up a horrific build, and is just like, “ahh you know what would complete this meal? If golden came to help me.” There’s so so many good videos of just swimmy golden, mind meld into having 0 working brains. It’s like if the fusion dance went wrong and they ended up Siamese twins instead of a perfect being.
Insane comment. I hate that it's correct.
And then 1% of the time they somehow absolutely annihilate everyone when some stupid shenanigans work
Whats crazy is that on opposite teams they tend to do really well or if one plays japan the other Germany they can also work well together, but when they both near each other they crash and burn
Who are jinx and ekko
Swimmy about to blow himself up. Golden rewinds four seconds. “You built *six* rocket sites?!”
Tbh, im not even sure if Golden was really wrong in this. Like his Idea IS interesting, giving the Axis another real Ally instead of another Coop could work actually. Like everything shown (italy enabling the soviet focuses and the romanians over pushing, no navy in Europe) I think like this really deserves another shot, like this could actually keep things more interesting.
I mean put that "golden" stigma aside, Nations like Bulgaria, Spain and Romania have been buffed in these games just to have a bigger impact so it feels more even on the Players side. Allied nations also have increased capabilities to make the game more appealing for more players. I think this is an interesting Take.
It's arguably a suboptimal strat, because Germany gets locked out of the good part of its focus tree, but you're right - I watched the entire stream, and Swimmy was, IMHO, knowingly throwing up a meme build. I can't say why - maybe he was pissy over the Soviets game, maybe he figured they're gonna lose anyway, maybe he wanted a full power Germany and didn't get it. But his build was legitimately bad.
And while Germany gets fucked out of factories, Austria gets a bunch, plus core build slots, resources, and manpower from Yugo (or at least part of it) which isn't normally available to the Axis.
Swimmy building those rocket sites was just such an obvious tell because it's complete ragebait.
@@spitezor i think if youre doing this build you go left side eco germany. and swimmy is not a left side eco player. Hes one of the people who vehemently wanted the gameplay of right side and that shit demands you war and raid gold ASAP. That being said during the stream swimmy couldnt even muster enough inf to do czech or anschluss at the start of the game, that shouldn't even be possible.
@@neloverg3774wait a second, now you reminded me of something.
So, say if Golden gets and plays eco Germany like in the previous video, and then say like Bo gets and play Austria especially the Navy Austria, then there's a chance we might get one of the play?
Is it worth debuffing Germany? They obviously have the strongest focus tree out of any Axis member, so any meme strategy like this video seems sub optimal. Seems better to have Yugoslavia join axis or even Greece. Their focus tree gives a wargoal on Turkey, that would open a direct line into the Caucasus or MiddleEast and spice up the game
But i'm ill informed, that would probably throw the balance off
Reads "Swimmy" and "Golden" in the same sentence. already knows where this is gonna go
The only way a Golden-Swimmy unholy alliance doesn't immediately backfire is if Dankus has to hard carry them.
I only remember dankus snaking himself into encirclements and then asking for more tanks once all his original ones are dead
@@sturm9087 True, but for real, there is a reason why they won't let Dankus play on Majors in Boe games. He has higher skill than other players.
A I remeber that game, was a fun stream. Couple of things: The Allies were absolutely coping and seething during the early game because without the Anschluss and Sudetenland world tension did not rise so they were all just whining constantly. I also genuinely think that it was fun to see Golden try something different and I would love to see someone do this strat again but this time with a Germany that actually also does something.
Honestly the talking is hilarious in the hoi4 games, especially swimmy Germany ones, he usually says some of the most batshit things to try and defend his loss
Honesty Italy allowing the Soviets to go great patriotic war, maybe the dumbest decision in the episode
This, idk what Italy was thinking
Kinda of shocked no one brought that up at all, like bro let swimmy and golden play the blame game and got away scot free. 10/10 Italymaxing
@@texastea.2734 The Italy player is in the comments. Golden demanded he join the war
@@TheMightofDab LOL! 10/10 golden plays moment
@@TheMightofDabfrom his words, and it’s not like if a person demands that I shoot a kid I’m less to blame than the guy who demanded it
“i’m gonna be austria hungary and be all the infantry” *complains there’s no infantry*
i love how you can hear golden trying to hold back until they get into the file and he sees the amount of factories on rockets, lol
Bestkoen1 on his way to roast Golden + Swimmy Axis,
Breaking news fish swims in water
Swimmy and Golden decided to trust each other after that terrible soviet game.
They get aboutsely obliterated again.
*Surpise Pikachu Face*
Axis Teammates: "Mein Swimmy, there is no infantry on the Soviet front. What are your orders?"
Swimmy: "Haha, Rockets go brrrr"
The best part of the video is the back and forth on who is too blame for the Axis failure.
“How could the axis shit the bed this time?”
Sees Golden and Swimmy as allies
“That’s all I need to know”
>starts lecturing about physics
>mentions momentum (Newton’s First Law) and goes nowhere with it
>immediately pivots to a statement which more or less breaks Newton’s Third Law
Swimmy moment
Omg I wish there was a way to watch this from the Axis POV, I want to know how chaotic it was
watch one of swimmys streams, an upload might be around on here
Swimmys vod is still on Twitch, i think Twitch deletes vods after a month. The vod is aleady 3 weeks out, so you online have a few days lebt to watch it. His Account Name is ,,SwimySwag" and the vod name is ,,Girlboss Germany Slay" . Hope this is a helpdesk (sry for the bad english, not my first toungh)
^SwimmySwag , and twitch deletes vods after 2 months.
(There is also a youtube vod channel with old vods, but that channel is 4 months behind rn)
@ Thank you!
>No inf
>No industry
>Rocket sites gallore
>Starts talking about Physics
- If Hitler got Eva Braun mixed up with Von Braun
You know there's some shit going down when Bo has to explicitly mention Swimmy and Golden in the intro lol. I feel like Swimmy should have gone like mass mobi Germany or some shit instead of heavy tractors to offset the nerf on his inf army at least.
This man really rolled up with no industry and 9 rocket sites while producing a whooping 1 and a half rockets per day.
Truly a Swigma moment.
I swear, Bo’s group has like 3 combined brain cells and swimmy and golden are contributing -2
The Golden Swimmy alliance is the best part of every game. One of the most iconic partnerships
The suprise twist is that it was actually better for the axis that Golden stole Swigma's industry.
9:00 Historical German High Command planning conference for Operation Citadel
Always a good sign when the soviet player says you should do a D Day just to have fun
The reveal that Swimmy built rocket sites instead of mils is a truth nuke
the golden-swimmy power couple never fails to produce absolute cinema
You know shit was fucked when Golen having the industry was actually the better option
I just love that you lot are so casual and about having fun that if someone starts doing something stupid/funny you can't help but tell a mate, even if they are on the other team XD!
you know its gonna be a train crash game when the intro uses usernames instead of country names
Golden still hasnt learned that he will never be the main character if Swimmy is playing.
"So in this game Golden convinced Swimmy" oh so I already feel like this is that soviet game 2: electric boogaloo
God i love this duo, they should start a podcast
Experience of this game as Mongolia: sit around for 5 hours, crush the eastern front in 10 minutes… bed
Meanwhile Dankus and the Japan Co-ops had one of the China Campiagns of all time
Just what I needed on a stressful day! Thanks for the videos as always, Bo.
Golden Main Character has the superpower of hindsight, I mean I hope he was explaining things to his allies in the moment. We just see the endgame rant after all.
I missed this type of yelling in the finale minutes, loved every second
Even when you think he can’t get worse, Swimmys incompetency seemingly only grows over time
Me reading the opening card: this is going to be a classic swimmy video
this may have the least gameplay of a hoi vid, but this is peak swimmy golden teamwork at its finest
The Swigma grindset is insane, absolutely based beyond belief. Golden can not comprehend the majesty of it (also Golden lost)
Mistake Nr.1 is not going German Empire when Austria forms Austria-Hungary, you miss out on so much Territory and Faction Building. You basically stay in 1936 Borders and then have to still run the Game.
Yeah, going monarchist Germany would definitely be better here because going historical with an Austria player will cuck world tension. German empire would be able to challenge British naval supremacy and restore Brest litovsk to give much needed world tension for the game to flow.
"It was one of the Axis builds of all time." Thx missing the most important word in that sentence made the perfect cliffhanger 😂
"So in this game Golden convinced Swimmy..."
That's all I needed to read.
In reality Swimmy was RPing as the IRL germans, "the soviets are advancing, what can we do??", "WUNDERWAFFEN!!!"😂
Germany feeding Austria is perhaps the most sure-fire way to lose the game lmao
Damn Bo really milking the worst axis script at this point
How did I guess before clicking on the video it was going to be a Golden-Swimmy axis?
*_Swimmy starts arguing physics_* "So if I accelerate faster, the other guy would get hurt more than me and it would be okay..."
Dude, the "other guy" is an amored train and you've decided to drive on the f**king tracks! He's just going to pancake you and there's nothing you could do about it!
golden swimmy duo I already know this is gonna be legendary
Bo should challenge Baron Trump to a HOI game and the winner gets Greenland
But you have to play as your home nations. Barron gets to play USA, boe plays Denmark.
That rocket site LARP at the end was top tier
Golden: *kneecaps Germany from the start.*
Also Golden: *complains about Germany’s performance*
Crazy to get the whole vod uploaded like this, a welcome treat though
"So in this game Holden convinced Swimmy...."
*deja vu.mp3 intensifies*
Golden: I want to form Super Austria-Hungry!
Swimmy: Okay, it'll be a meme game.
Italy, responding to the Winter War: I declare war on USSR!
Swimmy: This is a meme game. *accelerates the car like a girl who doesn't want to be dumped by her bf*
"The Worst Axis"
Hey I've seen this one before, that's a classic!!!
Great video, especially at the end with Swimmy and Golden
The worst part about being drafted for the Greenland war would be having to fight bo
My toxic trait is seeing the save and thinking “I could save this”
Every time there's a worst axis, I think it cant get worse than this, then I am proved wrong
At this point playing Hoi4 MP imposter wouldn’t even be different from a normal game.
Swimmy on Germany, Golden on Austria-Hungary. Oh yeah this is gonna be an instant classic.
Getting this 24 seconds ago is crazy
Next time don’t have a Germany player so Golden can annex it through the better Germany focus on Austria
Imagine using 10% of your industry on rockets, absolute baller of an idea there
Ah yes, the vengeance rockets, that'll turn the tide of the war!
Mr. Bokoen1, this is the 8th time this week there has been a “worst axis”
i can already hear the clown car music in the distance
Golden-Swimmy moments are what I live for.
Poor Cali got caught in the Golden-Swimmy clowncar
This is peak Swimmy and Golden! Keep it coming.
"I've seen this one before, it's a classic!"
The rocket site revelation is the kind of content I sub for
You know it’s special when Bo doesn’t say the countries that did what but calls out Golden and Swimmy specifically.
Swimmy and Golden duos go together like peanut butter and ketchup, or gasoline and fire
Based Golden. Nothing is more gold than playing Austria-Hungary in Historical.
Just reading the first line of the intro made me know I was going to witness history.
I think I just lost my last few brain cells watching this, and they were already devastated from years of watching Golden and Swimmy
Very low energy, Swimmy isn't even trying, Golden can barely bring himself to rant
Golden should host a radio show because man the yapping is nonstop
Golden: *takes the car apart for parts*
Swimmy: *drives said car off the cliff because the brakes do not exist*
The Script just keeps improving.
I lost it when he started talking about physics
Every time Golden and Swimmy agree on something everyone gets to go to bed early lol 😭