Garfunkel & Oates - I Would Never (Have Sex With You) (Live on KXLU)

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  • Опубліковано 27 жов 2024

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  • @raymondgoerke5519
    @raymondgoerke5519 2 роки тому +15

    You two are hilarious. You are like the really cool female teachers at the elementary school where I teach. But, you sing dirty songs in a very classy way. I love your music. It makes me smile.

  • @doughnuthead8757
    @doughnuthead8757 3 роки тому +19

    To the guys who are upset about being friend-zoned, I saw this tweet once:
    "Men who complain about being in the friend zone have no idea what it's like to be in the fuck zone. Is the possibility of us fucking really my ONLY value to you? Learn how to be a friend."

  • @kevinbradshaw1420
    @kevinbradshaw1420 4 роки тому +23

    It's like I've been hearing this song my whole life.

  • @paulh6591
    @paulh6591 4 роки тому +55

    Guys'll hear the words of this song, yet STILL think they have a chance...!

    • @matthewsmith1612
      @matthewsmith1612 3 роки тому

      No, many realize that sex isn't going to happen rather quickly, so they either value the platonic friendship OR stop hanging out with them..... If they value your company and friendship enough to overcome their lack of attraction, they'll come and find you later.

  • @dancullen4647
    @dancullen4647 4 роки тому +50

    This is the theme song of my teens and 20s

  • @daviddemar8749
    @daviddemar8749 3 роки тому +12

    The best song ever about the dreaded Friend Zone

  • @pinger5563
    @pinger5563 4 роки тому +24

    This sounds familiar.

  • @redstep-child3096
    @redstep-child3096 Рік тому +1

    Wonderful!!!

  • @tomrichter244
    @tomrichter244 3 роки тому +7

    Am I right - did both of these young ladies appear on The Big Bang theory at one time?

  • @procrastinator547
    @procrastinator547 4 роки тому +12

    Well this is a sad song thanks for that reminder

  • @ppierquet1
    @ppierquet1 Рік тому

    Love this duo! So funny, yet right-on. :-)

  • @hannahpurshouse7948
    @hannahpurshouse7948 11 років тому +5

    Great job!

  • @xman870096
    @xman870096 8 років тому +13

    Hmmmm, the story of my life!!

  • @richardknott4626
    @richardknott4626 3 роки тому +11

    What a sad song! It's like all the characters in a movie die at the end. 😟

  • @mrrobottony
    @mrrobottony 10 років тому +28

    I found it! the song girls always play to me after our dates!...oh....:p

  • @6463538
    @6463538 8 років тому +4

    *uproarious applause*

  • @TheRobotRen
    @TheRobotRen Рік тому

    Ole time ditty. (Ten years ago)

  • @charleskuckel3173
    @charleskuckel3173 4 роки тому +3

    Umm, yeah, been there, done that many times!

  • @x666x34b
    @x666x34b 4 роки тому +15

    Man, if I had a quarter for every time I've heard that at the end of a date...

    • @eklipsegirl
      @eklipsegirl 3 роки тому +1

      Then you would have a quarter for each date. Except maybe for the last one, when you gather all the quarters, buy a ring and you never have a date anymore, because you're married.

    • @richardknott4626
      @richardknott4626 3 роки тому +1

      I've heard it at the beginning of a date.

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 2 роки тому

      Nice guys finish last.

  • @mpetersen6
    @mpetersen6 4 роки тому +53

    The two things a 20 year old guy never wants to hear.
    "I really like you as a friend"
    And, "your a really nice guy"

    • @kentamitchell
      @kentamitchell 4 роки тому +15

      "You're a really nice guy", means, I am going to be dating unemployed alcoholics and complaining about them ...to you!

    • @charlesfriend9557
      @charlesfriend9557 4 роки тому +1

      @@kentamitchell Good call! wait till yas over fifty.(p.s. waiting over dozen years)!?

    • @antonbruce1241
      @antonbruce1241 4 роки тому +3

      How about "You're more like a big brother to me". Instant loss of boner.

    • @charlesfriend9557
      @charlesfriend9557 4 роки тому +3

      @@antonbruce1241 Not down south! Just kidding of course, thanks for the comment

    • @ianbarkham5080
      @ianbarkham5080 4 роки тому +4

      You forgot "why can't I find a nice guy like you?"

  • @nosondre
    @nosondre Рік тому +1

    Bring in the alto sax!

  • @markdahlia9543
    @markdahlia9543 4 роки тому +3

    Wasn't the girl on the left on the big bang Theory

    • @aalikane
      @aalikane 4 роки тому +4

      Both had recurring roles

  • @jameshohn4323
    @jameshohn4323 4 роки тому +14

    and this right here is why I make my friends buy their own fries.....

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Рік тому

      Nah family style works if you both agree to it.

  • @jsmesconzo938
    @jsmesconzo938 3 роки тому +1

    Which is which Garfunkel and Oates

  • @Kissfan96dr
    @Kissfan96dr 4 роки тому +1

    Scary Movie 2 had the best response to this. All guys should follow that movie's lead after getting friend zoned.

  • @juanpablocartagena8914
    @juanpablocartagena8914 2 роки тому

  • @ME-jc7xi
    @ME-jc7xi 4 роки тому

    Whered you both go?

  • @mojitoyatedo8554
    @mojitoyatedo8554 4 роки тому +2

    Aloha Or No Aloha

  • @kristinabrammer1449
    @kristinabrammer1449 4 роки тому +9

    I'm gonna play this song for my Gay boyfriend.😎💯😅

    • @charlesfriend9557
      @charlesfriend9557 4 роки тому

      Play that song for your gay girlfriend ,and she will likely rip out your hair, Bite you on your eyebrow, and the set your cat on fire! cats lives matter too people, so lets just co-exist?????????

    • @-droid-j7-225
      @-droid-j7-225 4 роки тому +3

      they actually did a song ´bout gay boyfriend...and it´s called...welll...gay boyfriend

  • @ilexdiapason
    @ilexdiapason 2 роки тому +4

    my theme song as an asexual

  • @TheRobotRen
    @TheRobotRen Рік тому

    If she would have sang this song too me sooner Never Would Have Had Kids

  • @eddiepage1736
    @eddiepage1736 4 роки тому +5

    So is that a firm no because I can take a surprisingly large amount of rejection and/or verbal abuse without giving up hope?

  • @thurstonpowell8687
    @thurstonpowell8687 4 роки тому +1

    Guys get over it, the most important decision in life is not to have a baby

  • @shaihulud4515
    @shaihulud4515 3 роки тому +1

    Yeah - and that's why boys go straight from here to Alice Cooper, 'No more Mr. Nice Guy'.

  • @DaveSmith-lf1du
    @DaveSmith-lf1du 3 роки тому +1

    This is most women song to me but most of the time I'm totally cool with it I end up losing friends because they don't communicate this shitty world 🙃

  • @KaoanaBorges
    @KaoanaBorges 11 років тому

    So what?

  • @phantom15222
    @phantom15222 11 років тому +2

    First comment

  • @Mark-qg8hm
    @Mark-qg8hm 4 роки тому +5

    Umm yeah, OK, bye then
    Can we still be friends?
    No. Bye.

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Рік тому

      Wow women really are just vaginas with mouths to you then huh

  • @billgreen576
    @billgreen576 3 роки тому +2

    Of course women rarely communicate this to men. Just think how much time could be saved if they did. Do you think we really want you ONLY as a friend?

    • @daviddemar8749
      @daviddemar8749 3 роки тому +1

      Think of the money we could have saved since our teen years

    • @matthewsmith1612
      @matthewsmith1612 3 роки тому +9

      There aren't ANY women you'd want as just friends ?? That speaks volumes.

    • @NoThankUBeQuiet
      @NoThankUBeQuiet Рік тому

      If you don't want a friend, then communicate that instead. Let them know you only value their genitals

  • @caddydaddy84
    @caddydaddy84 3 роки тому

    Ahh hell now I'm disappointed.Lol

  • @davem5333
    @davem5333 4 роки тому +1

    Once she says that to me she will never hear from me again.

    • @matthewsmith1612
      @matthewsmith1612 3 роки тому +7

      The vibe that you may be giving off is that without sex you don't see any reason to be hanging around with women - that vibe alone might be killing your chances; if you learned what women have to offer besides, they'll pick up on that .....

    • @ariaflame-au
      @ariaflame-au Рік тому

      And nothing of value was lost to her.

  • @thurstonpowell8687
    @thurstonpowell8687 4 роки тому

    I'm ugly as hell but because "I Have A Really Big Dick", I've never been turned away......can you work something up to that effect?

  • @jerrykitich3318
    @jerrykitich3318 3 роки тому

    So dramatic

  • @paradoxward2533
    @paradoxward2533 2 роки тому

    so kool. for all the guys who thought friendship leads to sex. nope. You're just a boyfriend with no fringe benefits....,

  • @petelarose998
    @petelarose998 3 роки тому

    Christ is the ONLY WAY to heaveb!!!!

  • @willrace399
    @willrace399 3 роки тому

    Let’s go Brandon

    • @Brett_S_420
      @Brett_S_420 2 роки тому

      Trump is a TRAITOR.
      SO ARE YOU FOR SUPPORTING HIM!

  • @stevegary9487
    @stevegary9487 4 роки тому

    The blond is hotter!...took a long min. To determine

    • @jeepguy220
      @jeepguy220 3 роки тому

      I differ, wow short hot and Italian !!

    • @markdunn2076
      @markdunn2076 3 роки тому

      @@jeepguy220 dynamite comes in small packages, Riki is hot but Kate seems to put anything could want in a women in a small frame.