Roasted and Served - Keh Ke Le Li - Stand Up Comedy by Jeeveshu Ahluwalia
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- In another life and before the world around us turn upside down, this bit was recorded and I had a brilliant time on the stage and the audience was excellent to be a part of my jokes.
As the saying goes, "It takes a small person to make a joke but a it takes a bigger person to take it" so a huge "Thank you" to each and every person present there to be as awesome as they are!
Akshit Arora @Unnaggi Productions ( / unnaggiproductions ) is a magician with videos and edits, thank you for being you my friend.
Website - www.Jeeveshu.com
Twitter - @Jeeveshu
FB-Page - Laughterpreneur
Instagram - @Jeeveshu
His hidden profession: Divorce Lawyer!
& fav vegetable is Allu vadi !
Mujhe last waale couple par taras aa gaya yaar. "Tu phir Sunita k Saath so gaya?"😂😂😂
@@shreya8465 😂😂😂
More like actual profession.
Bolo tara rara
Hilarious ... Never gonna come in your show :)
Hahahahahaha
Tu tab event pe jana Chandigarh 😀
@@Jeeveshu i will also don't go in your show
@@Jeeveshu I just heard your laugh from your comment
Bhai.. nobody masturbates or makes out during his show..
...so yeah.. they 'come' after the show only.
Aur iss set ke baad tou.. bahoto ne 'make up sex' kiya hoga... after the sorrys and all.
Disclaimer: No humans were harmed in this show!!
Hahahahaha
ua-cam.com/video/lp2-KzLFDHU/v-deo.html yes
Just some relationships (were harmed) 😂😂
😂😂😂
Bhai Saab they got scarred for life 😂😂😂
That day, this show ended with 3 broken marriages.
Nope never Nahin
😂
@@Jeeveshu Haha....Humare yaha aaj tak kabhi hua hi nahi... hoga bhi Nahi (JEEVESHU AHLUWALIA)
@@Jeeveshu 8 :01 bhut galt bola tau jii apne roast kro lekin aesa nhi ki usko apni family condition par shrm aaye
@@kushalpanchal8434 finally someone said it....
disclaimer: many humans were offended in the auditorium😂
Hahahahahaa
And outside also
"Feeling sad for vivek with 69 others."
Event sponsored by Divorce lawyer 🤣
🤭
Avinesh : That cannot be destroyed
gets destroyed in seconds.
🤣👌👌👌
The comebacks were sooo perfect and funny that once I felt that this show was scripted... This is called natural talent!
Shukriya 🙏🏻
Completely agree🔥🔥
You just nail it every single time sir🙌❤️
Exactly my thoughts!!
That munawar farooqi doesn't have 🤟
@@shayankumarpaul Munawwar Farooqi is also a good comedian.
2:50 - When she confirmed she's single the uncle in 1st row turned back...:D
Uncle k dimag me imperial blue ka gana chal gaya - Pyar ki raah me chalna seekh 😂
😂😂
@@piyush.singh495 😂
Yeppp🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😝
Red sweater guy at 02:33
He gonna be shocked and disappointed with his hiding skills.
hahahahahah
That's me
That's not me prank tha dekh phone ke piche camera raha, 😂😂😂😂
That seems exactly like British Raj in India- "Paying for our own oppression"......
u actually need to go to school to understand this comment 😂
@@dr.osheenjain2461 Haha
Sarcasm at it's best💯
@@dr.osheenjain2461 that's why jeeveshu couldn't write "hahahaha"
🤣🤣bruh!!
When in jeeveshu show never respond to any question :lesson learned 😂😂
Hahahahahhah nahiiiiin
Fun fact : Atleast 10 divorce cases were filed the next day in Gurgaon !
Meanwhile Audience: Aaj mai paise deke marwane gaya tha 😂😂
I love jeeveshu’s comedy man but isn’t this a bit too much?
Don't be snowflake 😂
@@trueUtd I’m not being a snowflake man, instead I’m very good at taking and giving insults. It’s just the way he’s calling out people, “ Ae mc, tu chup kar bsdk” and stuff like I’m sure a lot of people were very offended. If you were in their shoes you might understand better
@@sahasgarg2078 yeah its a bit much but I think when they go inside they have to agree about getting roasted by him. But yeah it's still too much. People find it funny when someone gets cursed thats straight up comedy without even having jokes. I'm not saying this guy didn't have jokes but still
well.. that is subjective.
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these anyway were not some suave or intellectual type audience location like Vishakhapatnam, Mangalore, Coimbatore, Imphal or such.
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Gurugram/ Gurgaonwaan hein.. chalta hai.
This (any performance, even music acts) depends on the live audience too or situational circumstances!
@@sailaab keeping all these things under consideration, i still think that calling out people with total disrespect is kinda off. I would still watch his videos though but was just a bit moved is all.
I think his laughter was the punch line...
Now i realised the happiness of watching it only on UA-cam not in live❤😂
Nahiiiiin
Hahahahhah @jeeveshu
Agree😂
@@Jeeveshu 😂😂
Best way to get divorce... Response to Jiveshu's questions.
Sir is now free after 36 years😂😂
Abey itna lamba premier time kon lgaata hai?
Abey itna pyar nahin re
Disclaimer: Back benchers are not safe
Disclaimer: comedy performed here is under expert supervision pls don't try it at home
Sorry but this wasn't comedy. This was plain insult of the audience u did which was absolutely cheap. Mtlb audience khud paise deke aaye aur khud ki insult kraye kisi stranger se jo uska chutiya, hawasi sab bolde. This doesn't make any sense and is ridiculous
2:33 Hadippa 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂
Very insulting....🤮🤮🤮
Title padho bhaiji kya dekhne aye the aur 😂😂
@@himanshugupta9787 roast is supposed to be funny this wasn't funny at all just insult
This ia a violent version of marathi Homeminister show 😂😂😂😂
Beleive me when I say this. I never stopped laughing in the whole video 😂😂😂😂. You're way too funny jeeveshu bhai 😂😂👏👏👏
Shukriya veere
@@Jeeveshu when will you perform live again bro. I would love to be part of it
This is the best impromptu, crowd interaction comedy I have ever seen. Absolutely funny 😂😂
❤️🤗
At 3:00 how uncle was looking back 🤣🤣
I was waiting for days,just to hear you out!🤗💯
Enjoy 😊
Well I've now decided to not visit any of your shows with my girlfriend 🙂🙂. UA-cam hi bdia hai
😝
Roasted and served ❌
How to end a happy marriage ✔️😂😂
Shubh shubh bolo
10:03 That was my time ladies and gentlemen, go have a break
10 seconds later...
10:13 .. 😂😂
Omg i lost it when he said
"Yeh teri mariyat ki awaz hai"
That's mayyyat
Epic yaar 😂😂 Jeeveshu bhai, great comedian 🔥💯
Thanks veere
Dude talks so fast that he has to give us subtitles below! I think he's aware of the fact that no one would understand a word w/o ST.
Why did every person raise hands in ascending order the one with 36 years of marriage could've raised before 😂🤷🏻♀️
Bhagwaan jaane
this is not comedy this is insult thats why u not achieving like and views just like other this is totaly disgusting
Ye gurgaon ki audience hai bruh
Jeevashu replying to evry comment with hahhahaha 🤦😂
Except yours. Hahaha
@@MotaaBhai burn on point bro
@@MotaaBhai Ha to khud k mazak pe to vo nhi krega na, obvious si baat he
hes' Indian fluffy 😂
❤️
He is like Laughing Budda with Mota Sa Peth😂😂😂 ndd Laughing
Budha Veere budda toh kharab ho gaya 🤗
You should see him now 💪🧔
he lost like a ton bro, bell icon dabao aur usko all pe karo , latest video mai dekho
That spontaneity and EPIC roast...people are getting warmed up in India for taking jokes on them.
Thank you so much
Absolutely man! Jeeveshu always kills it! Stayblessed man
Couples : hum ch*tia hain jo yaha aye😂😂
2:14 the laugh of the devil
Your 'Jokewala Jeeveshu' series is coming in my recommendation even today. Seen many times, always leaves me chuckling. 😄😄
❤️🤗
It was hilarious 😂 best stand up i had seen in my life
Saanp dost 😝
@@Jeeveshu lol😂😂😂
ua-cam.com/video/lp2-KzLFDHU/v-deo.html yes
"A good comedian makes jokes on himself, a not-so-good one insults the audience"
he was actually so disrespectful towards his audience
It’s the format that’s followed called roast but apologies to disappoint
@@Jeeveshu I'm a big fan of you. Have an intro before starting of video that its roast format. We all felt that its a regular show.
@@Jeeveshu Your apology is as shitty as your so called roast.. So dont apologize.. and don't do comedy either.
@@abhinav8601 Liberty is two way lane. People will watch whatever, and content that is outright bad & disliked , will be commented upon.
still our comments would be far more plain, less poisonous than this original content.
There are plenty of standup comedians in India who have great content-- even in the roasts.. Just not this one.
1:56 I was like why all these people are staring at me .
Tum fir sunita ke sath so gaye 😂😂😂
That was the most hilarious line 😂
Love u jeeveshu vai
Love from Nepal ❤🔥
Love ❤️
Your videos helped me in my worst phase. And your video on depression worked for me as motivation. Thanks bhai!
Rab Rakha Veere
"Vaasna ke pujaari" 😂😂😂😂
Those were my best 10 minutes after a very long time😂😂🔥🔥 Thanks a lot Jiveshu❤
Man that's some strong comedy.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thank you
One of the edgiest standup comedians alive...
❤️🤗
@@Jeeveshu Jeeveshu Himself has failed in married life & he is talking about other respectable people who spend money for his stupid show so that his mother can get “Roti” otherwise she’ll die.
He feels like king when he insults people, so let’s call him king of Fatty body, king of abusive language & son of a bitch.
Didn’t they throw bottles on you ?
It was really great show 🔥
They were too kind
Bhai kab aaoge vapas. Itna busy honeymoon mein. Bas krdo ab gadde bistar ko bhi aaram do. Bed todke aaoge kya.
Too good... Love Jeeveshu's audience interactions.... Been there first hand❤️❤️
Shukriya
Jeevshu greater Mohali yaad hai ? 😂😂😂 khararrrrr 😂
Aab finally lockdown ke depression se bahar aane ka time aa gaya hai😃
Jeeveshu bhaisahab aap comedy Karo but apni limits mat cross Karo.. I don't know if this was all Scripted or not but comedy k name pe aap jitna ganda bol jate ho dusron ko wo beyond acceptance & tolerance h...
I don't know ki ye kaise chutiye chakke log baithe the yahan Jo ye sab ganda sun lete Hain...
Mere jaise 2-4 agar kabhi aapko mil gaye to pata chalega ki **** kaise todi jati h sabke samne..
😣
Jaa na madar
Eagerly waiting❤️ Love your Comic timings, expressions and what not😍 Aakhir hon taan Punjabi hi🤗🤩
Thank you so much
If meaning of his name is "what tht can't be destroyed" thn pronounce it correctly..its Avi-NAA-sh not Avi-Ne-sh🤪
Sir just love your sense of humour..Aapko bas sunte rehna ka he mann karta hai... Want to meet you some day...
Hopefully soon
Sahi keh rahe hain sir aajkal school me padhai Kam kotha jyada ban rakha hai 😂😂😂😂
9:24
the 36 yr wala guy , am I a joke to you lol
He is a star
Tum fir Sunita k sath so Gaye😜🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you want to change about Himani?
Himani.
The legend we never asked for.
Plzzz let us know if u have a show in mumbai. Waiting eagerly🖤
Bahut jaldi
This was actually Le li 😂😂😂
Main naa online has lunga lekin kbi aunga ni apki show or shadi ke baad to kbi niii😁😁
That laugh after "Married". You can see the viciousness in his eyes.
P:S- The laugh after "Biwi kaha hai, U.S".
very abusive and non-hilarous
Jeeveshu : What is the best thing about Himani.
Vivek: Say something clever
....
Ok doesn't have to be clever just has to be words say some words
....
Any words will do
....
Oh my god this is the longest that anyone has not talked ever.
*COOKING*
Mera bhi yehi haal hota hain ab
How can you reply to every comment 😲😮
@@harshpastaria8120 I try
Cyberhub mein kahan bhootni k??😂😂😂
Jeeveshu is the best stand up comedian so far... Simply class apart 😉😊❤❤❤🙏 will be right there among your audience someday
Hopefully soon
Bhai itni bezti bhi mat kar... Log aayge nhi phir agli baar
The title is justified in the video hehehehe
Hahahahaha
He is IAS Durga!! Amazingly soberly funny comedian 😂 Did not know about his channel.
Immediately subbed.
Jeeveshu knows to make each word count loved it.
Thank you so much
Prabhu kya pata kitne divorce karaye aapne
Every word uttered from your mouth cracks me up like freaking every time , you’re an absolute legend of a Performer!🔥🙌
That laughter hahahaaaaaa ki ab to avinash gaya was amazing
😂😂😂
Was crying from last 3 hours and finally ended up with this.. 😂😂
Love you😘
School tha ki kotha 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Jiveshu : anything is better than silence vivek
Vivek : COOKING
Jiveshu : 🤦🏻 bhootni ke .... marega Saale
Hahahahahaha
My name is also jeevesh
From VISAKHAPATNam
Amazing
Especially the ending 🔥🔥
Shukriya
4 ki age me father ni rhe, sales man aap rhe, torch man aap rhe, pizza boy rhe, garduation me srf 45% marks,ek lower middle class se ho kr bhi aap aaj itne ache comedian ho.. sir sch me aapke bare me pdh ke aapke videos dekh kr jitni positivity milti h na shayd hi kisi or se mile..aapka aura itna positive h.. aap sch me ek inspiration h..
Rab Rakha ❤️
Man, this is crowd interaction. Bang on!
Thank you
Bhai your expressions aur humor bohot best hai so far..........you are such an inspiration bhai.....😁❤love from uttrakhand.
Thank you so much
@@Jeeveshu bhai ji reply de dia❤❤❤❤means a lot btw mai aur mere bhai aapki acting krte hai ghar pe aur bohot haste hai..
@@omuniyal Rab Rakha Veere ❤️
Really nice to see this kind of audience....ego aside and smiles on every side!!
Jeeveshu sir aap sahi salamat bahar aa gaye canvas se wahi bohot hai 😂😂 bhagwan ko prasad chadhao
Hahahahaha
now that's called a reality check on face, this man helps me when my mood is low and i watch him and get cheer up..please keep up the good work
Ran Rakha Veere ❤️
@@Jeeveshu Rab😘
Jeeveshu OOOPPPPPPPP...😆😆😆❤️❤️❤️
❤️😍
Simply " i love your style and humour" that's it.
ek number bhais bhai....mazaa aa gya....
There's a thin Line between roasting and insulting, you always cross that line jeeveshu g. Sometimes its not funny or sarcastic , its simply insulting someone publicly
its upon capacity of ppl to take it.. i d take the roasts gladly. burning bt smiling. 😂😬😭😂😂😂
@@varsharajput4166 Nicely expressed, muh ki baat chheen li 😂
Aloo vadi ki thug life😎😎
I am Abhinav, but not that Abhinav who's on his show
Many comedians are out there who are genuinely good but cant make me laugh out loud in the literal sense. But you my man succeed everytime
Thank you so much