“But NOT 'Cause I Am Black!” | Men in Black 3 (Will Smith)

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  • Опубліковано 25 кві 2024
  • Boris the Animal (Jemaine Clement) encounters hippies at Coney Island, followed by J (Will Smith) facing racial profiling by police officers. | Buy or rent Men in Black 3 here: amzo.in/movie/es7/men-in-blac...
    Agents J and K are back...in time. J has seen some inexplicable things in his 15 years with the Men in Black, but nothing, not even aliens, perplexes him as much as his wry, reticent partner. But when K's life and the fate of the planet are put at stake, Agent J will have to travel back in time to put things right. J discovers that there are secrets to the universe that K never told him - secrets that will reveal themselves as he teams up with the young Agent K to save his partner, the agency, and the future of humankind.
    © Sony Pictures
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  • @unbannablebanjo3744
    @unbannablebanjo3744 Місяць тому +799

    My favorite part of this scene is J isn't shocked or appalled at it, he's just like "ah ok I forgot this is the 60s"

    • @darthimperious1594
      @darthimperious1594 Місяць тому +38

      "Ah, right, I forgot that there was a time people WERE that ignorant.

    • @SgtSalamander
      @SgtSalamander 25 днів тому +20

      @@darthimperious1594 the fuck do you mean WERE? people are just as ignorant now adays

    • @ClayMatu
      @ClayMatu 25 днів тому +16

      ​@@SgtSalamander Things are significantly different and that's not debatable. But unfortunately yes, it hasn't completely gone away

    • @tanjiropillar6294
      @tanjiropillar6294 25 днів тому +3

      ​@@darthimperious1594 Those were different times. You won't call the Romans in 100BC uncivilised because they don't have electricity or smartphones.

    • @Senny_V
      @Senny_V 24 дні тому +7

      @@tanjiropillar6294 There's a difference between having a different level of technology in the past and a past belief that genuinely views human beings as lesser just because of the circumstances of their birth.
      They were "different times" ruled by extremely ignorant and bigoted thinking. There's no need to sugarcoat something as abhorrent as segragation.

  • @wesdog784
    @wesdog784 Місяць тому +552

    3:40 is such a dark joke with the Wall Street brokers throwing themselves off the building lmao

    • @mr.cheeseisus220
      @mr.cheeseisus220 17 днів тому +35

      Imagine kids asking parents and they answer like "yeah, they part of MIB too"

    • @throwawayburnerusername
      @throwawayburnerusername 9 днів тому +18

      they ain't brokers, they the stock buyers.
      why would you throw yourself out of the window if you were only brokering other people's money.

    • @benji45645
      @benji45645 7 днів тому

      ​@@throwawayburnerusernamethe firms are broker-dealers that use other people's money to buy other people's securities. Stock buyers are principals or market makers who buy/sell securities from and for their own inventory. If the former loses money, they lose customer money. If the latter loses money, the they lose company money.

  • @QDWhite
    @QDWhite 22 дні тому +250

    The “not because I’m black joke” was awesome, but the stock brokers also jumping off the building was completely underrated.

    • @andyquintuna6708
      @andyquintuna6708 9 днів тому +11

      Totally went over my head as a kid and thought they were also time travelers 😂

  • @bryontjanaka2181
    @bryontjanaka2181 Місяць тому +172

    I love how you can see the ad for Frank in the background at 7:15

  • @redt3788
    @redt3788 Місяць тому +223

    "this is time Jump gear very rare very old but first we got to get high"
    "Dude no"
    "No I mean really high"

    • @rahibchowdhury3159
      @rahibchowdhury3159 8 днів тому +1

      I didn't understand that when i was a kid . Now i get it .

  • @basedbattledroid3507
    @basedbattledroid3507 7 днів тому +6

    Boris the animal just pulling up his bike in front of that hippie couple for no reason is still my favourite idk why

  • @abruskabrus3677
    @abruskabrus3677 13 днів тому +56

    Will Smith be traveling back in time to make sure Chris Rock keeps his wife's name out of his fucking mouth 😂😂😂

    • @yong9613
      @yong9613 5 днів тому

      Better to use slaps, it's more economical that way! 🤷

  • @VARJAGAMINGENTERTAINMENT
    @VARJAGAMINGENTERTAINMENT Місяць тому +140

    Infact, he stole that car 😂😂

    • @michaelharris8598
      @michaelharris8598 Місяць тому +11

      Unfortunately he was able to steal that car because he was black. By pretending to be a valet and playing into the stereotype he basically proved the 1969 theory about racism true. Though in a roundabout way.

    • @martingreen9710
      @martingreen9710 Місяць тому +10

      Yeah, but not `cause he's black, okay?😅

    • @buster5661
      @buster5661 Місяць тому +3

      @@michaelharris8598 stereotypes exist for a reason

    • @VanquishedAgain
      @VanquishedAgain 24 дні тому +5

      ​@michaelharris8598 right. Because as we know there is no such thing as a white valet

  • @NickyHelp
    @NickyHelp Місяць тому +59

    That cracked me up. Well said J.

  • @walkingman7564
    @walkingman7564 Місяць тому +244

    This is completely irrelevant but I just ate the most amazing orange ever

    • @Tashlee00
      @Tashlee00 27 днів тому +15

      Thats awesome

    • @REHABEAMNAMBAHU
      @REHABEAMNAMBAHU 27 днів тому +14

      How big was it?
      Did you peel it or slice it

    • @walkingman7564
      @walkingman7564 27 днів тому +18

      @@REHABEAMNAMBAHU I was normal size and yes I peeled that amazing orange 🍊🍊

    • @Burningi88
      @Burningi88 25 днів тому +12

      hell yeah

    • @Freelancer.Warzone
      @Freelancer.Warzone 25 днів тому +12

      Fuck yeah dude thats awesome

  • @sammcamm8319
    @sammcamm8319 Місяць тому +26

    “Dog, the year”

  • @slickmashable
    @slickmashable 9 днів тому +5

    The wide angle visual comedy is golden 😂

  • @KMDragonS
    @KMDragonS Місяць тому +35

    Look I have rights and I demand to see my lawyer before you press that small button on the side firmly.
    Press it. 💥
    😎

  • @NASAXPainter-ESCD
    @NASAXPainter-ESCD Місяць тому +33

    *Yeah I break the laser line?* 1:43

  • @user-cq2tq4mi4r
    @user-cq2tq4mi4r 14 днів тому +6

    3:51 😂WOOAAHH AAHHHHHHHHHH!

  • @AndersHaalandverby
    @AndersHaalandverby 22 дні тому +5

    Never noticed Michael Chernus was in this movie. If you have not seen him in Patriot , stop what you're doing and see that show now. Its brilliant, and he is brilliant in it (tv show, nothing to do with the mel gibson movie)

  • @calebsoria1901
    @calebsoria1901 Місяць тому +24

    2:00 yeah it was dark in that time

  • @UncensoredScion
    @UncensoredScion 10 днів тому +5

    he says that but his first thought on transport was to take another person's property and not to get in a taxi and wrack up a major tab that he'd put on the city's expense as he's part of the MiB and can do that.

    • @RicardoVermeltfoort
      @RicardoVermeltfoort 9 днів тому +2

      He wouldn't have been able to get a taxi in that year with his skin color, also he's not yet part of MiB in that year.

    • @UncensoredScion
      @UncensoredScion 8 днів тому +2

      @@RicardoVermeltfoort yes he would've, might've cost him a lost but they didn't stop them from getting in taxies.
      Just because they made them get into the back of the bus didn't stop them getting in taxies....

  • @itwasaliens
    @itwasaliens 7 годин тому

    "what year is it"
    "Why you looking at me like im crazy"

  • @ItsKevin183
    @ItsKevin183 12 днів тому +4

    Such an awesome movie

  • @marksteiner507
    @marksteiner507 5 днів тому

    Wonderful movie!

  • @lennyface5540
    @lennyface5540 5 годин тому

    the fact that will smith went insane disturbs me; he is such a good actor and i enjoy basically all of his performances.

  • @massivecowbreakout7555
    @massivecowbreakout7555 21 день тому +3

    So his goal is to go as fast as he can, but he spreads his arms out to slow his fall?

  • @norm4966
    @norm4966 Місяць тому +46

    Plot twist those cops went raciest just trying to get him to admitting stealing the car and they knew it was stolen because the hotel call the cops to report it stolen.

    • @EliteGam3r
      @EliteGam3r 22 дні тому +1

      yeah they totally didnt say racist things in the process

    • @norm4966
      @norm4966 21 день тому

      @@EliteGam3r In my comment they were trying to make him admitting something accidentally or not by pissing him off. Of course the comment was mean as a joke and the cops were obviously racist, but I do believe that by the time they intercept him cops wold had been notify and they did know about it.

    • @BrakSplash
      @BrakSplash 10 днів тому +1

      Eh.. it's too easy to say "white cop stops black guy because racist"
      They could actually just be doing their job, but it's so much easier to say because racist because it's easier

    • @nuraby_9228
      @nuraby_9228 7 днів тому

      @@BrakSplash Always some whitboi so desperate to be a victim

  • @quantumoverlord4413
    @quantumoverlord4413 8 днів тому +1

    Looks like something straight out of Futurama

  • @hammadmaqsood7884
    @hammadmaqsood7884 6 днів тому +4

    4:46 - I used to wonder why the guy was uncomfortable around J...now that I'm older it suddenly makes more sense.

  • @calebsoria1901
    @calebsoria1901 Місяць тому +20

    time jump was literal?!?!

    • @itap8880
      @itap8880 Місяць тому +2

      I mean, if you want to *move* in time, you gotta gain the momentum somehow.

  • @Audisknfj
    @Audisknfj 16 днів тому

    Given that it’s an increase in relative speed that allows time jump to happen, theoretically going on a rocket can also allow such thing to happen

  • @owl77
    @owl77 29 днів тому +4

    What if he travelled before the building was built? Where would he end up?🤔

    • @user-ck5rh4ky6u
      @user-ck5rh4ky6u 29 днів тому +2

      Hey, you don't ever question how time travel works in the movies. Else it just breaks, every single time (:

    • @Head-Tr1ck
      @Head-Tr1ck 24 дні тому +1

      He would end up in the air where he started, and then fall 400 feet to the pavement. (Or ground I suppose)

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 11 днів тому

      It was apparently built at least as early as the mid to late 1920s, so he was good to go.

  • @liamevil90
    @liamevil90 10 днів тому

    So they WON'T remember the device is a neuraliser, but they WILL remember to take the car back to the hotel. How does the neuraliser work, and what is the time limit? 😆

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl 8 днів тому +2

      After you're neuralised, you accept whatever you're told as the truth.

  • @OneWeirdDude
    @OneWeirdDude 13 днів тому

    1:33 "It's 32 f/s/s!"

  • @dallaskoivu502
    @dallaskoivu502 4 дні тому

    Rightish is what you don’t want to hear under those circumstances

  • @DrStabkill
    @DrStabkill 16 годин тому

    It’s pretty crazy how the first movie was gold second movie was trash and then they came through with this one and it was almost as good as the first it really had the right spirit

  • @meIIoww
    @meIIoww 5 днів тому

    1:08 bros mouth doesn’t open saying now

  • @Durwood71
    @Durwood71 День тому

    J moved race relations forwards and then backwards in this scene.

  • @CHITODAYGO
    @CHITODAYGO 20 днів тому

    My man what’s the day Tuesday the date the 15th of July DAWG the year 🤣🤣🤣

    • @quasiking6246
      @quasiking6246 15 днів тому

      Lookin at me like I'm crazy! Lol!

  • @rambo9199
    @rambo9199 8 днів тому

    Considering he actually did steal it....

  • @studio48nl
    @studio48nl 8 днів тому

    0:37 uhm... wtf is he looking the other way?! 🤐

    • @aqn01
      @aqn01 6 годин тому

      camera i guess

  • @EllaIpashitz
    @EllaIpashitz 13 днів тому

    גם תרגיל מוזר תאמין לי

  • @LEOxuan
    @LEOxuan 24 дні тому +4

    3:40 what a dark bit that people may miss - but the Wall Street guys just killing themselves

    • @kaksspl
      @kaksspl 8 днів тому

      Yeah, people might miss the literal focus of the frame.

  • @brianhageland9951
    @brianhageland9951 26 днів тому

    Why is this whole movie “zoom out”

  • @kamaljamil7753
    @kamaljamil7753 26 днів тому

    Men doesn't now to laugh 😂😂😂

  • @gsami1256
    @gsami1256 11 днів тому +3

    This movie came out in 2012, the One World Trade Center was completed by then. Why didn't he jump from there? It would've given him an extra 500 feet of safety

    • @N.Nocturne
      @N.Nocturne 8 днів тому +2

      Did the one world trade center exist in 1969? Hmm?

    • @gsami1256
      @gsami1256 8 днів тому +1

      @N.Nocturne Good point haha - also bring a parachute!

    • @N.Nocturne
      @N.Nocturne 7 днів тому

      @@gsami1256 honestly that would've made the scene even better

  • @jermiahedwards8258
    @jermiahedwards8258 12 днів тому +1

    I stole them both car from ya wife'😂😂😂and shut from ya grandmother

  • @calebsoria1901
    @calebsoria1901 Місяць тому +1

    2:26 he was there?!?!?!

  • @GawrGurasBathTubPizza
    @GawrGurasBathTubPizza Місяць тому +3

    How come the fat guy remembers everything? Also if you kill old boris wont it rewrite history too much? All the mib series this was the most fun despite all the plot holes

    • @johnjohnjohnson7720
      @johnjohnjohnson7720 26 днів тому +1

      Well it was destined to actually happen if you watch the movie it was what happened all along. I won't give spoilers though as you need to watch it yourself.

  • @jokerinthebronx
    @jokerinthebronx 29 днів тому +3

    Um, when did he put his sunglasses on? Mistake.

    • @dreamcanvas5321
      @dreamcanvas5321 28 днів тому +16

      When the camera wasn't looking. I don't think it was a mistake I think it was a gag.

    • @GOKITTYxD3STROY3R
      @GOKITTYxD3STROY3R 26 днів тому +14

      it's supposed to be a joke, just that no matter what, when a neuralizer goes off a trained MIB agent will have their glasses on.

  • @lwfozzy6925
    @lwfozzy6925 24 дні тому +1

    Look a gay Hollywood star.

    • @Rybellious
      @Rybellious 22 дні тому +4

      look a gay youtube commenter.

  • @2thedudestdude
    @2thedudestdude Місяць тому +7

    I'm very sad that I can't enjoy his movies anymore, after that slap event.
    Damn shame !

    • @VideoRandomChannel
      @VideoRandomChannel Місяць тому

      Let it go LET IT GOO and live a whole new day, let it go, LET IT GOOOOO🎶

    • @porquee
      @porquee Місяць тому +7

      It was cringe but at least he wasn't a diddler like half of hollywood

    • @r0bw00d
      @r0bw00d 15 днів тому +1

      Yeah, it always sucks for people like you who can't separate the actor from the characters that they play.

    • @2thedudestdude
      @2thedudestdude 14 днів тому

      @@r0bw00d why should I? He obviously is a piece of shit who doesn't deserve to be applauded.

    • @MrRdavis1776
      @MrRdavis1776 13 днів тому

      @2thedudestdude, that was in a different timeline. In the one in the movie it never happened so enjoy.

  • @ricksaunders8074
    @ricksaunders8074 Місяць тому +6

    2 is ok 3 you are just begging
    4 you just need a pay check
    Sequels usually suck

    • @TheDiddlyWiddly
      @TheDiddlyWiddly Місяць тому +10

      Dont shit on 3.

    • @CloroxBleach0
      @CloroxBleach0 Місяць тому +7

      @@TheDiddlyWiddlyfr 3 was epic

    • @jjdoughboy2103
      @jjdoughboy2103 Місяць тому +2

      I mean technically there is no 4 its a spin off

    • @ricksaunders8074
      @ricksaunders8074 Місяць тому

      @@jjdoughboy2103 Not 4 men in Black
      #4 anything. It was mostly sarcasm

    • @jjdoughboy2103
      @jjdoughboy2103 Місяць тому +1

      @@ricksaunders8074 i figured but I still like to clarify stuff that others might not realize is (which I fall for sometimes if its not obvious)

  • @Alen725
    @Alen725 9 днів тому

    LMAO what a woke garbage it is.

    • @MrWho302
      @MrWho302 5 днів тому

      How so

    • @ShreddedGenius
      @ShreddedGenius 2 дні тому

      yeah it is but it was way subtler 10 years ago and self aware

    • @MrWho302
      @MrWho302 2 дні тому

      @@ShreddedGenius what does woke mean to you

    • @ShreddedGenius
      @ShreddedGenius 2 дні тому

      @@MrWho302 bringing up topics such as race n sht when its not necessary and doesnt add to story. always having same message regarding that issue

    • @MrWho302
      @MrWho302 2 дні тому

      @@ShreddedGenius I don’t know that this scene was necessarily bringing up the topic, more like making a light joke that fit the time period he was in. Some folks get easily roused

  • @WomenHateShortMen
    @WomenHateShortMen Місяць тому +2

    >Black man goes back in time and immediately steals a car
    What did the director, Barry Sonnenfield, mean by this?