If they find paintball or airsoft guns to be terrifying military grade weapons, I'd like to actually meet a Xeno while I explain to them that my friends and I used to have BBgun wars. Nobody had anything fancy, just Daisy's and Crossmans with honor system rules not to pump any pump models more than 3 times. Pretty sure by how much it stung that a few of the guys were breaking that rule and using at least 5 mumps though.
That first story, Xenos would absolutely die if they were told about the sect of monks who eat nothing but poison ivy for a period of time, and slowly starve themselves. They do this in an effort to purposely dehydrate themselves, so that they can naturally be a mummy with no mummification process. Those who succeed, are considered ascended Buddhas, those who fail are never talked about again. The process takes over a decade. The final step is burying the monk alive, with a string attached to a small bell, to let the other monks know whether he is still alive or not.
Xeno diplomats kid gets annoyed at being dragged along to Earth. So decided to tell his father that he wanted to try the human recreation of shooting one another. I kinda want a part 2....... where the father has his son committed to a mental hospital for suicidal tendencies.
Something tells me that real bullets would pass right through their military grade body armor almost like it wasn't there.
I'm just sitting here wondering what a punch from the average human would do to about 40% of all xeno species if an air-soft gun could kill them.
If they find paintball or airsoft guns to be terrifying military grade weapons, I'd like to actually meet a Xeno while I explain to them that my friends and I used to have BBgun wars. Nobody had anything fancy, just Daisy's and Crossmans with honor system rules not to pump any pump models more than 3 times. Pretty sure by how much it stung that a few of the guys were breaking that rule and using at least 5 mumps though.
Never mind military grade - but just someone giving a nice firm hand shake probably would take off their hand or something.
Do they throw themselves out of planes, Climb mountains for fun too.
How specific.
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Very nice, relaxing after being constantly flinged into the atmosphere on my SnowFox in Subnautica Below Zero
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Natural Law, or How We Inspired all of Humanity To Blood Vengeance.
Great stories, well read.
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Hehe paint guns aren't the worst of it ping pong ball guns ended up killing 7 aliens in a Betty Adams story
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That first story, Xenos would absolutely die if they were told about the sect of monks who eat nothing but poison ivy for a period of time, and slowly starve themselves. They do this in an effort to purposely dehydrate themselves, so that they can naturally be a mummy with no mummification process. Those who succeed, are considered ascended Buddhas, those who fail are never talked about again. The process takes over a decade.
The final step is burying the monk alive, with a string attached to a small bell, to let the other monks know whether he is still alive or not.
Last story - Wait till he finds humans do indeed climb mountains and jump out of planes for fun.
I know a guy that sky dives naked.
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Xeno diplomats kid gets annoyed at being dragged along to Earth. So decided to tell his father that he wanted to try the human recreation of shooting one another.
I kinda want a part 2....... where the father has his son committed to a mental hospital for suicidal tendencies.
Or it turns into a weird way for the more militaristic species to test their soldiers , much to the humans shagrin and delight
Hehe and the human psychology ward asking him why he didn't like heavy metal
35th, 28 October 2023