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  • Опубліковано 3 лис 2024

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  • @baguetteboy5466
    @baguetteboy5466 3 роки тому +12451

    they seem genuinely concerned with everyone's safety but just don't know how to make something safe

  • @ministryofwrongthink6962
    @ministryofwrongthink6962 3 роки тому +10845

    “you have no idea what’s in store for you” is unironically a brilliant tag line for a shopping center

  • @rylandmalcolm3825
    @rylandmalcolm3825 3 роки тому +7795

    It's like aliens opened a store but can't fully conceptualize the human condition so all their stuff looks disturbingly off

    • @badtriceratops1867
      @badtriceratops1867 3 роки тому +241

      OMEGA MART IS REAL
      IVE BEEN THERE

    • @mythicpineapple8052
      @mythicpineapple8052 3 роки тому +84

      @@badtriceratops1867 Yes, it is real.

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 3 роки тому +173

      Well, at least they know when to retract a product not suitable for our biology.

    • @DarkDingo7
      @DarkDingo7 3 роки тому +62

      Surprising you are incredibly close to the story the omega mart walk through experience tells

    • @kimjongmill4445
      @kimjongmill4445 3 роки тому +25

      You perfectly described our current stage of consumerism!

  • @SuperCoolrandomguy
    @SuperCoolrandomguy Рік тому +238

    “Nut free slated peanuts” just having salt pour out has to be one of my favorite jokes in these.

    • @danmanproking2179
      @danmanproking2179 9 місяців тому +3

      The 100% salt message on the packaging is just the cherry on top, or should I say, the nutless salted peanut on top.

    • @cebruthius
      @cebruthius 3 місяці тому +1

      $5,99 per gram is also the most expensive salt ever

  • @cheetaro8657
    @cheetaro8657 3 роки тому +7719

    Imagine falling asleep in front of the Tv, then waking up several hours later at like 1AM and seeing any of these ads playing. It would feel like a real life horror movie.

    • @LerpzZ
      @LerpzZ 3 роки тому +126

      Nah just the lemon one

    • @toffoe
      @toffoe 3 роки тому +24

      Everything seems fine but not the lemon one

    • @atlasfrog5730
      @atlasfrog5730 3 роки тому +35

      Imagine waking up to the pig in the new years ad lol
      *INTENSE BLOWING*

    • @alanacidmyer
      @alanacidmyer 3 роки тому +16

      I’d just assume I’m dreaming

    • @castiel4953
      @castiel4953 3 роки тому +8

      Imagine seeing this on the TV's of that scp ikea

  • @NobodyNowhereKnowhow
    @NobodyNowhereKnowhow 3 роки тому +5323

    I love how ominous their slogan is. “You have no idea what’s in store for you.” It sounds like a tagline and a threat.

    • @nekotic_thecat
      @nekotic_thecat 3 роки тому +49

      It's to get people to buy it and threaten them

    • @boovaa
      @boovaa 3 роки тому +37

      yeah, very much like a threat, now I’m wondering if that Omega Mart Lemon is still in there…

    • @celebrityrog
      @celebrityrog 3 роки тому +21

      OMG, I didn't even look at it that way and I'm a pessimistic asshole myself. I totally thought it was more related to the products they sell. As in you have no idea what these products really are, what's in the physical store itself, or how many different products they may sell based on how many departments they may have. Maybe it's like a big ass Target with a grocery store kinda place.
      But that's just my American commercialism mind at work.
      What you came up with is by far more glorious. Real ominous considering Omega is the final letter in the alphabet. Like this is the last store you'll ever shop because these are all weird end of world products that don't make sense, end of days kinda thing... or simply, these mother fuckers at Omega Mart are gonna fuck you up real good if you don't shop there!

    • @nekotic_thecat
      @nekotic_thecat 3 роки тому +3

      @@celebrityrog omg chill

    • @turnerfore930
      @turnerfore930 3 роки тому +1

      Oh wow that’s the joke

  • @m09ri
    @m09ri 3 роки тому +12873

    When life gives you lemons, make sure it’s not Omega Mart.

    • @nickthequick0723
      @nickthequick0723 3 роки тому +87

      @Mikeu... what's in store for you

    • @theemperor-wh40k18
      @theemperor-wh40k18 3 роки тому +22

      @@nickthequick0723 !

    • @higd3
      @higd3 3 роки тому +139

      MAKE OMEGA MART TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS, WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?!

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower 3 роки тому +15

      Conquer ancient Rome from the safety of your cafeteria.

    • @greyson_coley
      @greyson_coley 3 роки тому +39

      HIgd3 IM GONNA MAKE A COMBUSTIBLE OMEGA MART LEMON THAT BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!

  • @I_Stole_Your_Toast
    @I_Stole_Your_Toast 2 роки тому +814

    I'm in love with the idea of just pouring salt in trick or treaters' buckets.

    • @edgyeggplant7426
      @edgyeggplant7426 Рік тому +18

      Either a trick or a treat

    • @shinylugiagames270
      @shinylugiagames270 Рік тому +48

      bro its not salt
      its literally nut free salted peanuts 😂

    • @HattedFool
      @HattedFool Рік тому +6

      @@shinylugiagames270 Ik, why would it be just salt? That's crazy!

    • @shinylugiagames270
      @shinylugiagames270 Рік тому +3

      @@HattedFool ikrr

    • @HattedFool
      @HattedFool Рік тому +12

      Also, the kid who got my Glorbox loved it! He passed out! In fact, I passed out as well, it's that good!

  • @irafoo
    @irafoo 3 роки тому +22920

    This is my favorite type of horror. no blood, no cheap jumpscares. It’s just the atmosphere.

    • @DaroachSimp
      @DaroachSimp 3 роки тому +247

      same

    • @irafoo
      @irafoo 3 роки тому +109

      @Julio Lopez idc tbh

    • @SweetBabyD007
      @SweetBabyD007 3 роки тому +58

      yes thank you.

    • @sourstrawberries4307
      @sourstrawberries4307 3 роки тому +78

      Same!! Does anyone know where I can find more?

    • @dragonboi6744
      @dragonboi6744 3 роки тому +363

      This isn’t horror
      This is terror
      Horror is when you are temporally scared
      Terror is when you constantly fell un-nerved by the thing in question
      A good example of horror is five nights at fredies
      This is a good example of terror

  • @gabesterwitz9054
    @gabesterwitz9054 2 роки тому +7010

    I love how the lemon realizes the danger its in when they say that it will be disposed of.

    • @helloman9277
      @helloman9277 2 роки тому +151

      tbh i think its ment to be a pet

    • @gorillaau
      @gorillaau 2 роки тому +182

      Save the sentient Lemon., because all sentient life matters.

    • @anynonymous1585
      @anynonymous1585 2 роки тому +139

      "This item will be carefully disposed of."
      "Your gonna do *WHAT* to me?"

    • @funny_void
      @funny_void 2 роки тому +25

      its like that one spongebob episode where his house gets slurped down by uhhh I forgor

    • @WillyWZSouza
      @WillyWZSouza 2 роки тому +10

      Its not like the lemon was like: "Talk to me lady, Im all ears"

  • @Ephraim32
    @Ephraim32 3 роки тому +2578

    This just feels like I’m watching an SCP disguised as a shopping store that’s about 15 minutes away from having an MTF go in and get totally wiped out trying to figure out how to contain a floating hand constantly shooting commercials.

    • @Idontknow-km5hp
      @Idontknow-km5hp 3 роки тому +84

      This should actually be an SCP

    • @ryansmith5274
      @ryansmith5274 3 роки тому +51

      @@Idontknow-km5hp if we were to make it into one, we’d have to change from omega mart. Can still use the core idea, but as far as I remember, SCP wiki is pretty strict on no references

    • @pbper
      @pbper 3 роки тому +34

      Scp 3008 but a shopping centre

    • @m0lt3ntheimposter21
      @m0lt3ntheimposter21 3 роки тому +4

      @@pbper I was gonna say 3008

    • @Toastwithan_eg
      @Toastwithan_eg 3 роки тому +10

      It's just channel 58s ads

  • @member-berry-bonbons1124
    @member-berry-bonbons1124 2 роки тому +786

    They did such a good job making these look and sound vintage that I literally thought this was a thing that has been around for a while and I was unaware of it

    • @davidthedeaf
      @davidthedeaf Рік тому +13

      They didn’t have hand held scanners that looked like that until the 2000s.

    • @member-berry-bonbons1124
      @member-berry-bonbons1124 Рік тому +21

      @@davidthedeaf I see. But for real though, they did a really good job at making it seem like it's been around for a while.

    • @rickr530
      @rickr530 Рік тому +2

      @@member-berry-bonbons1124 As a person who grew up with with analog video, VHS, standard definition, interlacing and scanlines, it looked annoyingly fake to me. It doesn't look authentic, it looks like a high definition video with the contrast turned down, the exposure blown out, maybe a softening filter applied, and a very unrealistic "random" horizontal artifact.

    • @carlosguerrero1956
      @carlosguerrero1956 Рік тому +15

      @@rickr530 cool. Well I also grew up
      With vhs and it looked pretty damn good to me

    • @viciousKev
      @viciousKev Рік тому +5

      ​@Rick R youre the comic book guy from the Simpsons, aren't you

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 3 роки тому +4628

    _"You have no idea what's in store for you !"_
    To regular customers just sound like a corpo's catchy slogan but to enemies or rivals of the company it sounds like a genuine threat or a warning, I like that premise.

    • @aimster2472
      @aimster2472 3 роки тому +97

      Dimensional traveler here: this is a normal store across the multiverse

    • @thanatos_echo.
      @thanatos_echo. 3 роки тому +19

      Nice pfp

    • @kellybeanthe2nd964
      @kellybeanthe2nd964 3 роки тому +14

      Please tell me that you're a therapist

    • @normiewhodrawsonpaper4580
      @normiewhodrawsonpaper4580 3 роки тому +20

      Someone with an scp pfp, commenting something not related to scp on a video that sounds like an scp sounds impossible yet here we are.

    • @stainlesssteelfox1
      @stainlesssteelfox1 3 роки тому +17

      Not just rivals. It sounds like one more innocent throwaway jingle at first glance, then you parse it out and it suddenly sounds sinister.

  • @PikaPetey
    @PikaPetey 3 роки тому +23288

    I tried to make some omega mart lemonade and they started screaming at me

  • @doughboy4624
    @doughboy4624 3 роки тому +2964

    I kind of feel bad for that lemon. Man was just taking a nap and was told his entire species is going to be "disposed of"

    • @Concerned_Custodian
      @Concerned_Custodian 3 роки тому +145

      I still have 2, they're reproducing at alarming rates, help.

    • @ak475times2
      @ak475times2 3 роки тому +76

      @@Concerned_Custodian maybe a flamethrower will work but I just used a good ol hammer to bash there brains in

    • @someinterneter9372
      @someinterneter9372 3 роки тому +43

      lemon demon

    • @freakazoidiak
      @freakazoidiak 3 роки тому +39

      yeah, he looks harmless. i would give the man a head pat

    • @Pickchore
      @Pickchore 3 роки тому +11

      Don’t worry, they’ll do it “carefully”.

  • @susyamogius1101
    @susyamogius1101 2 роки тому +72

    1:01 i love this little detail the lemon realizes that hes gonna get disposed of

  • @joelhaggis5054
    @joelhaggis5054 3 роки тому +1222

    It's called OmegaMart because it's the last store you'll ever shop at.

    • @MaoRatto
      @MaoRatto 3 роки тому +39

      It's Omega, because it's not Beta Mart. Including it is a glitchy like 5th dimensional beings said " LET'S BECOME A STORE" and did it in the 3rd dimension.

    • @hellgazer8370
      @hellgazer8370 3 роки тому +9

      @@MaoRatto its like just a pocket dimension outside of time and space where your reality can warp from the slightest accidents, like squeezing the bread and it makes a chew toy noise.

    • @Poptomist
      @Poptomist 3 роки тому +3

      I’ll never go to a store again because I have infinite pizza bagels

    • @fireentertainment5
      @fireentertainment5 3 роки тому +2

      A spinoff called alpha store

    • @itz_taytay7459
      @itz_taytay7459 3 роки тому

      That makes sense, because the Omega is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.

  • @alospitsbv6387
    @alospitsbv6387 3 роки тому +3502

    Imagine asking an Omega mart employee where the snacks are and he says "They're in the hallway around the mini anti-matter bombs."

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 3 роки тому +27

      @Ender cat da best ah just the peeled skin from blisters

    • @fedoraspeaks8962
      @fedoraspeaks8962 3 роки тому +28

      This sums up Omega Mart in a nutshell

    • @shadowyt3769
      @shadowyt3769 3 роки тому +6

      Lol did you know there is an actual omegamart at the address on screen

    • @froggers8945
      @froggers8945 3 роки тому +2

      @@shadowyt3769 Lol did you know we all knew

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 3 роки тому

      Lol

  • @justsomerandompersononthei5087
    @justsomerandompersononthei5087 3 роки тому +1818

    I feel like Omega mart is some sort of inter dimensional being that genuinely just wants to be a supermarket

    • @musiktranen
      @musiktranen 3 роки тому +99

      An SCP

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому +76

      I’m pretty sure that’s what the lore behind Omega Mart is.

    • @Andrew982_
      @Andrew982_ 3 роки тому +52

      @@insert_username_here This has lore? I thought it was just cursed commercials

    • @insert_username_here
      @insert_username_here 3 роки тому +77

      @@Andrew982_ if you go to the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas it has quite a lot of lore in the back of the store. You can also buy the weird crap they sell.

    • @DrawinskyMoon
      @DrawinskyMoon 3 роки тому +18

      SCP foundation would like to know your location

  • @natepeace1737
    @natepeace1737 2 роки тому +61

    The videotape tracking lines are the icing on the cake to make this look like an authentic video from the eighties! Super entertaining work, well done!

  • @David_Axelord
    @David_Axelord 3 роки тому +2731

    The impression I get from these commercials is that despite being run by aliens, Omega Mart has a greater sense of accountability and responsibility than most Earth based corporations.

    • @FirstLast-uz6eq
      @FirstLast-uz6eq 3 роки тому +177

      They're CARBON based? Shit! Pull all of the silica-lifeform products, now! And all of the home computing products too!

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 3 роки тому +146

      They may not understand humans, but at least they have good intentions.

    • @notrigescnt4498
      @notrigescnt4498 3 роки тому +23

      I really enjoy these wheat squares on Earth.

    • @nobilesnovushomo58
      @nobilesnovushomo58 3 роки тому +24

      Well that's because their smarter than us... not because were humans, but because they've had to deal with all the mental contortions of a developing society, through internal crises which have brought most civilizations towards the Fermi Paradox... multiple times and survived! They're wondering if we'll survive the fake wokism and the mental contortions that must be going on to condone such irrational behavior that self-victimizes purely for the reason of being at another's expense, which they can capitalize off of.

    • @slushyface307
      @slushyface307 3 роки тому

      How do you know there runner by aliens

  • @Sillybug_
    @Sillybug_ 2 роки тому +4489

    “When life gives you lemons, give life to them”
    -Omega mart scientist 2020

    • @popolnocy
      @popolnocy 2 роки тому +74

      Cave Jonson approved

    • @SouthyTR
      @SouthyTR 2 роки тому +11

      @@popolnocy best reply I saw this week

    • @deadmemes21
      @deadmemes21 2 роки тому

      @@popolnocy When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade!
      Make life take the lemons back!
      Get mad!
      I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these?!
      Demand to see life’s manager!
      Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons!
      Do you know who I am?
      I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down!
      …with the lemons!
      I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

    • @Thodoraras2000
      @Thodoraras2000 2 роки тому +6

      Giorno giovanna: don't mind me if i do

    • @gabesterwitz9054
      @gabesterwitz9054 2 роки тому +3

      @@popolnocy Cave Johnson's motto

  • @punksdeath
    @punksdeath 3 роки тому +2330

    Omega mart: "Your safety is important to us."
    Also Omega Mart: *mixes lemon things with lemons*

    • @lateraldamage8479
      @lateraldamage8479 3 роки тому +16

      What were the Omega Mart lemons..?

    • @primesuspect8567
      @primesuspect8567 3 роки тому +14

      HURRR
      ALSO: HURRR
      you just gotta be missing a part of your brain to find this funny

    • @orderscorner
      @orderscorner 3 роки тому +1

      @@lateraldamage8479 i have no idea tbh

    • @JordanHaydooonbhg
      @JordanHaydooonbhg 3 роки тому +2

      THE NEW FNF LEMON DEMON

    • @FlyingFlowewe
      @FlyingFlowewe 3 роки тому +3

      @@JordanHaydooonbhg his name is just demon but ok

  • @wheelzwheela
    @wheelzwheela Рік тому +32

    The voice actor is 100% accurate to early 90s. The writing (lame jokes) and music are perfect.

  • @chrisdude119
    @chrisdude119 2 роки тому +1617

    I love how ominous their slogan is. ''You have no idea what’s in store for you!'' It sounds both like a tagline and a threat.
    perfect phrasing that works both ways. (both as a catchy market slogan and as a horrible threat)

    • @gmaxfinale
      @gmaxfinale 2 роки тому +23

      I think it's more of a warning than a threat

    • @CoffeeTheThird
      @CoffeeTheThird 2 роки тому +16

      You literally have no idea what’s in store for you!

    • @Mustakrakish1337
      @Mustakrakish1337 2 роки тому +6

      definitely more of a warning, and always remember to think safely...

    • @no-np8dw
      @no-np8dw 2 роки тому +3

      And it's also factually correct

    • @garrettcarlson6835
      @garrettcarlson6835 Рік тому +5

      Yeah like if there's maggots in the apple. "You have no idea what's in store for you 🎶"

  • @sundew3848
    @sundew3848 3 роки тому +3474

    This feels like a job for the SCP foundation.

    • @aioctober873
      @aioctober873 3 роки тому +97

      Stop fucking talk about us dammit! We already distributed a bunch amnestics to piss off 3000 to make you guys forget

    • @sundew3848
      @sundew3848 3 роки тому +75

      @@aioctober873 bruh didn’t the SCP foundation play off all the websites and videos about SCP’s as creepypastas? Now ur just exposing the foundation.

    • @aioctober873
      @aioctober873 3 роки тому +25

      @@sundew3848
      Shut up before I make you
      I know are with us too specifically because you know how we operate

    • @sundew3848
      @sundew3848 3 роки тому +20

      @@aioctober873 nah, we’re just 2 idiots on the internet. Isn’t that right?

    • @aioctober873
      @aioctober873 3 роки тому +26

      @@sundew3848 yup
      Totally
      *we need to get the fuck outta here*

  • @FBI-kz1nv
    @FBI-kz1nv 3 роки тому +4490

    This looks like something that would play on a commercial break at the SCP foundation

  • @eeveekid6426
    @eeveekid6426 Рік тому +11

    You have no idea what's in store for you, is the most menacing tagline for anything ever

  • @SyntaX7777
    @SyntaX7777 3 роки тому +571

    There is no words that could possibly describe how these ads make me feel.

    • @MrCantStopTheRobot
      @MrCantStopTheRobot 3 роки тому +25

      Feelings like that belong inside your Glorbox.

    • @alanaflynn8878
      @alanaflynn8878 3 роки тому +24

      I'm just disappointed there's no real grocery store with ads like this: imagine advertising normal products and one or more cursed non-product. I would love that company.

    • @f.d.6667
      @f.d.6667 3 роки тому +7

      Um... that's actually a very good definition for something that's high-quality art: if words *could* describe it, the artist's work would be redundant in a way. I use the criterion of "no words that could possibly describe how these (works of art) make me feel" when looking at large art collections or at art fairs. If I don't get goosebumps, there is no point of spending time on it...

    • @assassinbro2988
      @assassinbro2988 3 роки тому +3

      They make me feel weak as if I was laughing but I'm not laughing

    • @pighater1111
      @pighater1111 3 роки тому +3

      this makes me feel joyiflaughing

  • @omato2288
    @omato2288 3 роки тому +2808

    Ωmega mart: *products actually bend and tear the fabric of reality*
    Also Ωmega mart: nutless peanuts

  • @jiren29
    @jiren29 3 роки тому +1536

    "Oh-oh-oh, Omega Mart, you have no idea what's in store for you-u-u-u!"
    I can't stop hearing it

    • @sbcool1027
      @sbcool1027 3 роки тому +14

      BUY TICKETS NOW

    • @shooby9496
      @shooby9496 3 роки тому +12

      *Blows party horn*

    • @aminaharris6486
      @aminaharris6486 3 роки тому +4

      You're hired :)

    • @vonnie0_0
      @vonnie0_0 3 роки тому +7

      I can’t stop hearing it either, please make it stop, please help me it’s getting louder

    • @bigdipper8572
      @bigdipper8572 3 роки тому +4

      Sounds like threat

  • @Nikoli420
    @Nikoli420 Рік тому +24

    Meow Wolf’s immersive art experience "Omega Mart" was such an amazing experience.

  • @casey6556
    @casey6556 3 роки тому +2382

    TBH the most ominous part of the New Years’ Ad is definitely “It’s gonna be a great 2020!”

  • @MediocreFilms
    @MediocreFilms 3 роки тому +3673

    Well, that's just freakin' brilliant Mike. Thank you.

    • @galacticboy2009
      @galacticboy2009 3 роки тому +9

      Now that's a UA-camr I've not seen in a long, long, time.
      Glad to see you're still making stuff, Greg!

    • @boiithiriet8966
      @boiithiriet8966 3 роки тому +2

      I want u to have my kids...

    • @Unoriginal_Fox
      @Unoriginal_Fox 3 роки тому +12

      @@boiithiriet8966 Okay, that's enough internet for me.

    • @michaelguerrieri3486
      @michaelguerrieri3486 3 роки тому +4

      @@Unoriginal_Fox i want omega mart to be real.

    • @michaelguerrieri3486
      @michaelguerrieri3486 3 роки тому +1

      @@Unoriginal_Fox I want it be real.

  • @samlokid2243
    @samlokid2243 3 роки тому +702

    This is just normal alien stores commercials made so humans feel comfortable when our new overlords arrive

  • @foxcollias4444
    @foxcollias4444 Рік тому +8

    When I first saw the thumbnail, I thought they were real ads. So I was gonna congratulate the creator on preserving lost media but this is so much better!

  • @meat-hook
    @meat-hook 3 роки тому +3658

    I'm telling you: don't buy their tampons.

    • @sens0ry0verl0ard7
      @sens0ry0verl0ard7 3 роки тому +383

      Why, doesn't everybody love some wiggling from em?

    • @dead4769
      @dead4769 3 роки тому +200

      @@sens0ry0verl0ard7 This is cursed

    • @mistermoo7602
      @mistermoo7602 3 роки тому +324

      The more blood they absorb, the bigger and more powerful they become.

    • @saturnianrings3920
      @saturnianrings3920 3 роки тому +242

      Sucks the blood out of your entire body, will leave you a dried up husk. 7/10

    • @lazzy0dog
      @lazzy0dog 3 роки тому +5

      Nice one xD

  • @AbsoluteMongoloid
    @AbsoluteMongoloid 3 роки тому +2170

    Imagine talking to an Omega Mart cashier. "I hope you're having a great day! Oh, don't mind the lemons. They don't like it when you stare at them for too long."

    • @KertaDrake
      @KertaDrake 3 роки тому +49

      "Someone stepped on one earlier and seems to have phased halfway into the floor. Please avoid the area marked by ecru cones until our difficult spill specialists can clean up the mess. Have a nice day!"

    • @moony2543
      @moony2543 3 роки тому +6

      @@KertaDrake uh oh, the equipment is now damaged! Replace it with an aqua cone.

    • @nolandonahue795
      @nolandonahue795 3 роки тому +7

      Well, you can go talk to a real Omega Mart cashier in las Vegas

    • @yu-nee4642
      @yu-nee4642 3 роки тому +2

      The lemons makes the ryuuko avatar very fitting.

    • @alivingpersonudontknowbehi6082
      @alivingpersonudontknowbehi6082 3 роки тому

      “I’m sorry?-“

  • @alecxander9573
    @alecxander9573 3 роки тому +6106

    This sounds more like absurdism humour than a creepy pasta.

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 3 роки тому +47

      Have you seen any Will McDaniels UA-cam video's or Scarfolk Council blog? They would both blend in quite nicely with the Omega Mart dimension.Although Scarfolk humor tends to get a bit darker.

    • @nesyboi9421
      @nesyboi9421 3 роки тому +34

      Its a real place too

    • @maestro-zq8gu
      @maestro-zq8gu 3 роки тому +8

      Tell us more professor.

    • @themaninthebox4906
      @themaninthebox4906 3 роки тому +14

      Because it is absurd humor 🙄

    • @bellalotario
      @bellalotario 3 роки тому +10

      2:50 lmao

  • @Mr-pn2eh
    @Mr-pn2eh Рік тому +8

    I did not know you directed these. I only remembered you from the mystery guitar videos (especially robot dubstep).

    • @mikediva
      @mikediva  Рік тому +3

      I direct a lot more things! Currently at SNL- check out some of my stuff on my playlists if ya dig this!

  • @ufcoque8697
    @ufcoque8697 3 роки тому +306

    This company's annual reports probably something like "When run out of earth fruits, we sell the ones we have in the mother ship-- I mean"

  • @BrandonRogers
    @BrandonRogers 3 роки тому +2168

    Always quality content from you Mike

  • @Urfav.kaitlyn
    @Urfav.kaitlyn 3 роки тому +4645

    Honestly Omega Marts ads are golden. Such a good advertising style. And I'm not being sarcastic, it's actually kinda smart

    • @akuguy6531
      @akuguy6531 3 роки тому +161

      You could say that they are Omega Smart.

    • @titanqueen7217
      @titanqueen7217 3 роки тому +100

      It’s an art installation, but it functions like a real grocery store, in that you can actually buy the products there. There’s also hidden doors and slides, and a storyline to work through

    • @forgottenchannel1091
      @forgottenchannel1091 3 роки тому +4

      No, this is cursed advertisement. Yeah it's funny but that lemon scares me...

    • @Urfav.kaitlyn
      @Urfav.kaitlyn 3 роки тому +12

      I would say omegamart has the weirdcore style. But it's a real grocery store, just more kid like cause there's fun things to do when your parents are shopping. And the food is normal, just weirdly advertised

    • @forgottenchannel1091
      @forgottenchannel1091 3 роки тому +6

      @@Urfav.kaitlyn It's weirdly advertised and now I can't look at a single lemon without remembering that creepy eye

  • @gingerspidey
    @gingerspidey Рік тому +5

    The random strangeness of the prices is my favorite. Like Zalgo being 4.99 a month.

  • @hidingisuseless5569
    @hidingisuseless5569 3 роки тому +1458

    Tbh this is actually better than most ads these days 😂

    • @ericbazinga
      @ericbazinga 3 роки тому +21

      I'd shop there if it was an actual grocery store (that sold normal things of course)

    • @theslungus1000
      @theslungus1000 3 роки тому +16

      @@ericbazinga even with the anomalous shit I would want it

    • @gh0stbn356
      @gh0stbn356 3 роки тому +3

      @@ericbazinga well you can go there and buy some stuff in the store

    • @shishoka
      @shishoka 3 роки тому +3

      I'd shop at Omega Mart.

    • @gh0stbn356
      @gh0stbn356 3 роки тому +5

      @@shishoka go to las Vegas, some of the items in the store are for sale too!

  • @scoopishere7881
    @scoopishere7881 3 роки тому +220

    The lemon's eye widens when the lady says "carefully disposed of".

    • @monji6838
      @monji6838 3 роки тому +10

      Lemon demon

    • @okthen1159
      @okthen1159 3 роки тому +8

      @@monji6838 yes that is how lemon demon was born

  • @CassandraCarter
    @CassandraCarter 3 роки тому +1080

    The ham commercial fully leans into the fact that celebrating New Years 2020 is more terrifying than a dark distant future in the fourth millennium.

    • @Gogglesofkrome
      @Gogglesofkrome 3 роки тому +12

      war ham 4k
      - in the grimdark future of 4020, there is only ham

    • @MN-bx5cs
      @MN-bx5cs 3 роки тому +5

      The other years are warnings

    • @MSB-sn1md
      @MSB-sn1md 3 роки тому +4

      Also rip headphone users

    • @user-rw8vs1we3y
      @user-rw8vs1we3y 3 роки тому +2

      2:38 2082: Peeg become hooman

    • @jaimecarnero5075
      @jaimecarnero5075 3 роки тому +1

      I was the like number one thousand

  • @Thoralmir
    @Thoralmir Рік тому +6

    0:57
    Love how the eye panics when the announcer says the lemons will be disposed of.

  • @sleepiestboi4631
    @sleepiestboi4631 3 роки тому +2403

    Actually been to Omega Mart in Las Vegas, pretty neat place. Lots of weird things to explore.
    Front looks like a regular market but certain areas (like the freezer section) lead to the back and its like being inside an alien spaceship.

    • @stargazerspark4499
      @stargazerspark4499 3 роки тому +205

      i got the feeling that this was an alien outpost trying to disguise itself as a grocery store to learn more about humans and their culture and not quite succeeding.

    • @phild7721
      @phild7721 2 роки тому +12

      I have too

    • @Life-tastic
      @Life-tastic 2 роки тому +62

      I am currently trapped inside the freezer help

    • @The_True_Mx_Pink
      @The_True_Mx_Pink 2 роки тому +13

      @@Life-tastic No.

    • @louislokuta2463
      @louislokuta2463 2 роки тому +11

      I was there on 3/9/22. Fun times; got to let hackers into the system to re-take the factory....

  • @e5858
    @e5858 3 роки тому +325

    “Nut-free salted peanuts”
    You have no idea how long I’ve waited for this

    • @maxblanchard5258
      @maxblanchard5258 3 роки тому +10

      Finally a product for those of us who have allergies

    • @myld_panic4416
      @myld_panic4416 3 роки тому +2

      salted peanuts are already nut free XD

    • @ministryofwrongthink6962
      @ministryofwrongthink6962 3 роки тому +5

      That’s why Omega Mart is so awesome - They’re the perfect balance of Creepy/Funny

    • @yosefdemby8792
      @yosefdemby8792 3 роки тому

      @@myld_panic4416 Yeah yeah, Mr. Technicality. We get it.

    • @myld_panic4416
      @myld_panic4416 3 роки тому

      @@yosefdemby8792 this person is also nut-free salted peanuts

  • @mgabrysSF
    @mgabrysSF 3 роки тому +1528

    They should really have a warning about those scanners in the employee training films.

    • @DanielWidrew
      @DanielWidrew 3 роки тому +31

      omega mart has no employees

    • @JinKee
      @JinKee 3 роки тому +24

      This is the training video

    • @TesserId
      @TesserId 3 роки тому +20

      This is what happens when you contract a advance weapons research company to design a bar-code scanner. They probably incorporated some classified weapons technology that was meant for the battle field.

    • @jessewru6425
      @jessewru6425 3 роки тому +8

      Where do you expect them to acquire their necessary population of scanners?

    • @jessewru6425
      @jessewru6425 3 роки тому +2

      God.

  • @blackqweenmars
    @blackqweenmars 6 місяців тому +2

    It’s crazy how nostalgic this is but also creepy at the same time

  • @A.M-M.
    @A.M-M. 3 роки тому +5273

    The SCP foundation’s going to have a field day with these guys and all the anomalies

    • @lardlover3730
      @lardlover3730 3 роки тому +23

      @@wburchell3468 lmao

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 3 роки тому +46

      The foundation is garbage, dude.
      Edit: Man I just upset a lot of twelve year-olds.

    • @eagles5205
      @eagles5205 3 роки тому +52

      but like would the store itself be a anomaly and all items be counted as with it or would every object be its own scp

    • @roxana7942
      @roxana7942 3 роки тому +21

      @@eagles5205 Probably gone be like 001-A or B, all the way to Z. If theres more than 26 items? Go to numbers.

    • @bobaboba3333
      @bobaboba3333 3 роки тому +35

      omega mart 🤝 SCP foundation

  • @_mm___
    @_mm___ 3 роки тому +600

    "Oh, cmon, the products on the shelves next to the cashiers isn't that wierd."
    *The products on the shelves next to the cashiers:*

    • @fongus6420
      @fongus6420 3 роки тому +8

      Glorbox

    • @MythicalAM
      @MythicalAM 3 роки тому +13

      “Guys we accidentally sold illegal lemons. We need them back what do we do?”
      “Um how about a PSA?”
      “Your fired”
      “What about a message with a sentient one eye lemon so they can give it back to us?”
      *genius*

    • @redacted6169
      @redacted6169 3 роки тому

      Oh they just sell bars of chocolates on the shelves next to the cashiers for us.

    • @TheWizardGamez
      @TheWizardGamez 3 роки тому +2

      buy a plumbus, made of freerange plumbus material

  • @simplychaos3077
    @simplychaos3077 3 роки тому +3161

    The amount of scp vibes i got from this video is *u n r e a l*

    • @luck5550
      @luck5550 3 роки тому +163

      When the scp foundation needs money so the start a shop vibes

    • @MigWith
      @MigWith 3 роки тому +10

      Yeah

    • @ej-1030
      @ej-1030 3 роки тому +61

      If Wondertanment made grocery items

    • @autobotCRSHR
      @autobotCRSHR 3 роки тому +42

      You know Dr. Bright came in and [REDACTED] the lemons...

    • @supergobgoblin424
      @supergobgoblin424 3 роки тому +24

      Well this ad is actually a cognito hazard... Now you will be [REDACTED] for [REDACTED]

  • @giogaming2010
    @giogaming2010 Рік тому +3

    This Is Better Than All YT Ads I Seen

  • @SpiraSpiraSpira
    @SpiraSpiraSpira 3 роки тому +1089

    Alright, none of the creepy shit did anything to me but the “Nut-free salted peanuts” made me crack up.

    • @Oldbmwr100rs
      @Oldbmwr100rs 3 роки тому +46

      The actual store has root beer vape juice flavored root beer.

    • @doodlebob9943
      @doodlebob9943 3 роки тому +24

      *100% SALT*

    • @ShadeATV
      @ShadeATV 3 роки тому +10

      I bought some Lil’ Meow and now my cat is terminally ill despite enjoying it. Tuna rabbit doesn’t cause cancer though, only Pigeon Mouse. My bestie boight tuna rabbit and her cats aren’t sick

    • @potatodude3947
      @potatodude3947 3 роки тому +16

      the end of the ham commercial was probably supposed to be a jumpscare, but my sense of humor is so broken it just made me wheeze

    • @paolom1647
      @paolom1647 3 роки тому +4

      For me was the new year one

  • @Pudding_Pupp
    @Pudding_Pupp 3 роки тому +1514

    I swear to god if selling individually wrapped bread starts becoming a thing I’m going to go insane.

    • @AbsoluteRatBastard
      @AbsoluteRatBastard 3 роки тому +67

      Such a waste of fucking plastic

    • @IL05TMY50CK5
      @IL05TMY50CK5 3 роки тому +56

      Its been around for a while but its mostly just used to feed poor elderly people like my grandparents (only reason i know of it) so im just hoping it doesn't blow up and become some weird fad or something

    • @Pudding_Pupp
      @Pudding_Pupp 3 роки тому +27

      @@IL05TMY50CK5 Oh like in elderly care facilities or something? I guess I could see that being a thing, but it really is wasteful.

    • @itdobelikethatsometimes.7462
      @itdobelikethatsometimes.7462 3 роки тому +13

      I have some bad news

    • @Noosh_noot
      @Noosh_noot 3 роки тому +22

      What if they start selling sandwiches in those normal loaf sized packaging

  • @nickshereofficial
    @nickshereofficial 3 роки тому +716

    they somehow managed to make something that is creepy but oddly funny at the same time

    • @bleachedslime9448
      @bleachedslime9448 3 роки тому +30

      The store is even better the employees stare you down and will randomly sneak up on you and yell in your ear then give you info

    • @starwarsgeek944
      @starwarsgeek944 3 роки тому +1

      @@bleachedslime9448 Wait, this exists?

    • @starwarsgeek944
      @starwarsgeek944 3 роки тому +1

      @@bleachedslime9448 Holy shit, It is real!

    • @bleachedslime9448
      @bleachedslime9448 3 роки тому +1

      @@starwarsgeek944 yes i went there like four days ago its awesome

    • @bleachedslime9448
      @bleachedslime9448 3 роки тому

      @@starwarsgeek944 in las vegas nevada at area 15

  • @SpongeMagic
    @SpongeMagic Рік тому +6

    I remember stumbling upon these at work two years ago. I was working a graveyard shift and bored out of my mind. I thought I stumbled upon some cursed forgotten archive of something and I was like "wow, these are incredibly creepy and uncanny. I love em!"

  • @mateuszszulecki5206
    @mateuszszulecki5206 3 роки тому +2737

    i wonder how many people at one point thought omega mart was a legit grocery store and not just art

    • @spielunky2351
      @spielunky2351 3 роки тому +218

      Well it says mega art if u read betwen the lines.

    • @KillerCrewmate2526
      @KillerCrewmate2526 3 роки тому +19

      It’s sad.

    • @angxlz_eyez
      @angxlz_eyez 3 роки тому +153

      actually omega mart kind of was an actual store, you could buy most of the products at the installation, the products on the shelves at least

    • @justacat15
      @justacat15 3 роки тому +22

      Me at the start of video

    • @CaptSumTingWong1
      @CaptSumTingWong1 3 роки тому +62

      I went last weekend, came home with drinks, hot sauce, and more! Its a real store :)

  • @ChaosCrystalArtist
    @ChaosCrystalArtist 3 роки тому +523

    These are the most threatening and passive aggressive commercials I've ever seen in my life even despite them not being actual commercials

    • @erikwaterson361
      @erikwaterson361 3 роки тому +25

      But they actually are real commercials. They were put on TV to advertise the real Omega Mart in Las Vegas. Its an art exhibit by Meow Wolf

    • @ChaosCrystalArtist
      @ChaosCrystalArtist 3 роки тому +17

      @@erikwaterson361 wait what- that's just made my day slightly better knowing that these are actual commercials

    • @ThatOneLebaneseGuy
      @ThatOneLebaneseGuy 3 роки тому +10

      I thought these commercials were fake too, until i looked up the place and it’s real! And then my brain was like: “Huh, maybe these are online exclusive ads (like you could only see these ads on the internet like as a UA-cam ad or on any website)” but when i saw this comment... i was genuinely surprised they took the time to put it on tv, imagine the people who saw the happy new years ad for the first time and then they jump when they hear the ending. Since most people who watch TV are elderly people, I think that might cause some heart attacks... But other than that, I’m impressed with the work done here. They have the mix of both creepy and hilarious at the same time.

    • @quit4781
      @quit4781 3 роки тому +1

      @@erikwaterson361 wait these are ACTUAL commercials-?? Woah i feel so much better all the sudden for some reason.

    • @Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02
      @Sneaky_Snail_Pie_02 3 роки тому +1

      I thought the commercials were for a creepypasta-like youtube thing. Like watch them in any order to get the whole story. Then found it was a real place that essentially that's what you actually do and went "Welp I know where I wanna go next."

  • @mrmoneymangoescrazy
    @mrmoneymangoescrazy 3 роки тому +728

    Imagine your mom just thinks this is a casual store with a lot of short prices and then she just walks in and then there’s just a bunch of distorted things that she actually try’s to buy

    • @thatoneegg9229
      @thatoneegg9229 3 роки тому +34

      That explains the vortex in the fridge

    • @frostyfieIds
      @frostyfieIds 3 роки тому +14

      you have to pay $35 dollars to get in

    • @foxyloxyBABE
      @foxyloxyBABE 3 роки тому +6

      Hmmm I mean who doesn't want to have a staring contest with a lemon?

    • @liriodendronlasianthus
      @liriodendronlasianthus 3 роки тому +6

      Apparently a bunch people thought it was a normal mart.

    • @OrigenalDarkMew
      @OrigenalDarkMew 3 роки тому +6

      Funny thing is, I heard you can buy most the products at the exibit 😆 I think I'd buy the box that just says "Done".

  • @elssebas8530
    @elssebas8530 Рік тому +9

    2:38 High Evolutionary Experiments be like

  • @cfm_en
    @cfm_en 3 роки тому +1574

    i love how they managed to do surreal correctly without it being disturbing, just weird.

    • @lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365
      @lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 3 роки тому +36

      Without being disturbing?????!?!!
      Oh you people in USA are really crazy
      In Russia if you'd show ad like that im sure 90% people would call police, report the ad and sue the omega mart for disturbance and providing to panic

    • @cfm_en
      @cfm_en 3 роки тому +35

      im not even in the usa lol

    • @dplocksmith91
      @dplocksmith91 3 роки тому +14

      @@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 you live in Russia. Death is constantly a hair's breadth away, and if a company isn't giving its cut to the mafia, it dissappears. Omega Mart would be able to operate with impunity so long as it gave Vladimir Putin the opportunity to profit from it.

    • @Talonistrying
      @Talonistrying 3 роки тому +17

      @@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 ...You do realize OmegaMart isn't a real store, and these aren't real commercials, right?
      Edit: Apparently, no one is reading the rest of this thread, so I'll say it here too. I know it's a real PLACE, it's an art project pop-up type of thing. It's still not a real store, and these aren't real commercials, rather, advertising for the attraction.

    • @astrokitty7681
      @astrokitty7681 3 роки тому +3

      @@lolnjeoglondajmejejplejlis3365 you know these aren’t real right- also like ooo live in Russia like cool?

  • @staticanimations3678
    @staticanimations3678 3 роки тому +1032

    “Celebrate the new year with savings! Like this honey glazed *hÆmM* .”

    • @phrog5003
      @phrog5003 3 роки тому +2

      _AE_

    • @mountain9310
      @mountain9310 3 роки тому +5

      @Jasleen Gil honestly the best part in my opinion

    • @Tucosifo
      @Tucosifo 3 роки тому +1

      i cant figure out if im hearing hand, sand, or ham.
      i know its ham but my ears are confused

    • @crockdog9838
      @crockdog9838 3 роки тому +1

      @Jasleen Gil you scared the fuck out of me

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 роки тому

      Ok

  • @JayDonagh
    @JayDonagh 2 роки тому +557

    I like how these advertisements almost seem normal for a split second then they instantly escalate and lose all touch with reality.

    • @Ari_28
      @Ari_28 2 роки тому +6

      Sounds like a DDLC reference to me.

  • @MartinJordan
    @MartinJordan 2 роки тому +8

    Everything about this is excellent. It's visually amazing, it's just like supermarket ads of old and it's just this side of bonkers to take you down the uncanny valley

  • @jenniferellis1944
    @jenniferellis1944 3 роки тому +714

    It's official, I'm going to call bread wheat squares forever now.

    • @crash_bot
      @crash_bot 3 роки тому +4

      i mean, they *are* just wheat squares

    • @TheMontablac
      @TheMontablac 3 роки тому +11

      Dont forget your Gestating Mammal Liquid Toast Paint

    • @Riplee
      @Riplee 3 роки тому +3

      what if it's rye, are you just gonna lie?

    • @ricksigma69
      @ricksigma69 3 роки тому +1

      NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 3 роки тому +2

      Polysaccharide sponge.

  • @weepingkoopa2862
    @weepingkoopa2862 3 роки тому +548

    I like how you can tell that the "Lemons" used to be people are begin panicking once they fully realize what has happened to them shortly before an arm comes to get them.

    • @randomvideogameeventwatche9349
      @randomvideogameeventwatche9349 3 роки тому +18

      Oh thats why my lemon had an eye

    • @emirkara8660
      @emirkara8660 3 роки тому +11

      Now ı know why thats dangerous
      Time tho make the lemon a juice!

    • @linguine1091
      @linguine1091 3 роки тому +34

      I thought it was panicking cause it realised it was getting recalled

    • @SaviourV
      @SaviourV 3 роки тому +7

      That probably explains the orange juice experiment bit...uh oh.

    • @weepingkoopa2862
      @weepingkoopa2862 3 роки тому +8

      @@SaviourV might have been a previous experiment involving lemonade.
      The Orange Juice only gave you glowing skin and a $5 voucher.

  • @minecraftztutorialz7544
    @minecraftztutorialz7544 2 роки тому +7732

    i dont get why some people got scared of this, its absolutely hilarious

    • @KN-hg2nv
      @KN-hg2nv 2 роки тому +262

      top tier comedy

    • @puppable
      @puppable 2 роки тому +501

      Horror and comedy are the same genre

    • @kiwi_2_official
      @kiwi_2_official 2 роки тому +110

      @@puppable r/distressingmemes

    • @beaneater6932
      @beaneater6932 2 роки тому +170

      "nut free salted peanuts"

    • @wool578
      @wool578 2 роки тому +16

      @@puppable is that from Joker?

  • @youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood
    @youknowwhoelsecantthinkofagood 11 місяців тому +6

    I remember buying condoms from Omega Mart last week, and they were great!
    Granted, I still haven’t figured out how to take it off quite yet, but I’m sure that’ll sort itself out here soon!

  • @carrotfoot64
    @carrotfoot64 3 роки тому +574

    The scariest part is you apparently have to buy tickets to even get in to a simple shopping mart.

    • @Gone29364
      @Gone29364 3 роки тому +20

      SCP foundation if it was Walmart rip-off :

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 3 роки тому +81

      It's because it's an actualy walk-through art piece. It has a bunch of easter eggs and ofc it has the omega-mart building itself

    • @carrotfoot64
      @carrotfoot64 3 роки тому +10

      King Gamer Oah! That’s actually really neat. Thanks for the info!

    • @trivkypeak-eye3557
      @trivkypeak-eye3557 3 роки тому +3

      Omega mart is anything but a simple shopping mart

    • @scoobyzoinks
      @scoobyzoinks 3 роки тому

      *Stares at Costco*

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 3 роки тому +1368

    The _Omega Mart_ commercial looks like this is came straight out of the Interdimensional Cable.

    • @ofexistence267
      @ofexistence267 3 роки тому +34

      you’re not wrong. like something is always just a little off but you never really notice.

    • @MouseGoat
      @MouseGoat 3 роки тому +25

      @@ofexistence267 I think thats the most terrifying aspect of Interdimensional travlel stuf.
      imagen coming to a world that looks and feels normal, but then there just that one litel thing thats not right. :O like you just dont know with other dimensions, reality is strange enough as it already is, its what we got, and yet we can imagen so many other ways reality could be like.

    • @nicolamasiello2147
      @nicolamasiello2147 3 роки тому +2

      Yup

    • @tbgames6088
      @tbgames6088 3 роки тому +3

      Yep

    • @addisonchow9798
      @addisonchow9798 3 роки тому +1

      Could someone write a Omega mart SCP?

  • @UniNumberOne
    @UniNumberOne 3 роки тому +338

    These are actually hilarious lmao. The interupting pig, the lemon being like "wait what?" And the orange juice rising to the lords gate

    • @KirbyCoder
      @KirbyCoder 3 роки тому +4

      I don't understand the orange juice.

    • @goon5665
      @goon5665 3 роки тому +4

      @@KirbyCoder Hello Kirbo. I think the thing there and why it is a problem is if you drank it.. then you would become orange drink

    • @rosalinamacarita01
      @rosalinamacarita01 3 роки тому

      Guys stop corrupting reality there's 2 of you

  • @moonliekcats
    @moonliekcats Місяць тому +1

    i love how half the videos in this playlist are private.

  • @gsilva220
    @gsilva220 3 роки тому +749

    The one with the little pig coming back to life was really heart warming.

    • @kizzy2888
      @kizzy2888 3 роки тому +53

      You have no idea what’s in store- *insert party thing*
      You have no idea what’s in store for- NNNnNnNNnnNN

    • @ezriha
      @ezriha 3 роки тому +16

      2:41

    • @ezriha
      @ezriha 3 роки тому +9

      2:51

    • @THEUFUNNY
      @THEUFUNNY 3 роки тому +13

      It havent came back to life, it was before it was turned into ham

    • @Porv
      @Porv 3 роки тому +15

      Its fun as long as you aren’t wearing headphones.

  • @comeforthepizza
    @comeforthepizza 3 роки тому +641

    I know I'm probably stating the obvious, but I ADORE the way this looks. What makes it so unsettling is that everything is mostly normal... besides the obvious. They're just like a regular commercial until they're not. For the most part, no jumpscares, just weird, unusual things that leave you wondering what the fuck you just watched. You could probably get someone unsuspecting to watch this easily because it hits so suddenly and so unexpectedly. THIS is the kind of stuff that gives you real chills and I LOVE it.

    • @canon-de-75
      @canon-de-75 3 роки тому +18

      Tl:dr Jumpscares are boring and lazy, I like proper weirdness

    • @comeforthepizza
      @comeforthepizza 3 роки тому +20

      @@canon-de-75 I think jumpscares can be good if done right; they just got very overdone very fast. But I dunno, surreal stuff like this has always struck a chord.

    • @cyboygaming1925
      @cyboygaming1925 3 роки тому +10

      This is however,not including 2:52
      Goddamn it man my ears burn and the pizza isn’t here

    • @leafloaf3232
      @leafloaf3232 3 роки тому +1

      Look it up on Google maps the address is a real place

    • @fallenafterling4128
      @fallenafterling4128 3 роки тому

      You're annoying

  • @bradythegorillazguy5999
    @bradythegorillazguy5999 3 роки тому +929

    Omega Mart: Walmart having a stroke and a heart attack at the same time.

  • @Scudmaster11
    @Scudmaster11 Рік тому +3

    1:05 I love that simple logo action and the jingle

  • @jaslikeart
    @jaslikeart 3 роки тому +155

    "Your safety is important to us."
    The ad before:
    *burning toaster*

  • @vinescent1370
    @vinescent1370 3 роки тому +277

    The lemonade was so passive scary and it felt like an emergency broadcast

    • @restoul1
      @restoul1 3 роки тому +3

      it's just a lemon

    • @romare8763
      @romare8763 3 роки тому +3

      It's just a lemon

    • @ehpotatoes
      @ehpotatoes 3 роки тому +1

      just a lemon

    • @nil8659
      @nil8659 3 роки тому +1

      it's just a young version of lemon demon from fnf

    • @lancerspades1603
      @lancerspades1603 3 роки тому +1

      Careful, he might turn you into BRUH

  • @cortlandsmith-kerr3961
    @cortlandsmith-kerr3961 3 роки тому +423

    It's like watching 80's commercials from another dimension

  • @ronnsarto
    @ronnsarto Рік тому +3

    ITS LIKE THOSE COMMERCIALS I SEE ON AMAZING WORLD OF GUMBALL

  • @tzshchsjsjxijyo
    @tzshchsjsjxijyo 3 роки тому +937

    I love how they say “your safety is important to us” yet they have nothing safe to use or consume

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 3 роки тому +32

      Idk, The lettuce and those barrels of cheese puffs look pretty interesting.

    • @userequaltoNull
      @userequaltoNull 3 роки тому +46

      Hey, it's perfectly safe, we're just from an incompatible dimension.

    • @samfisher4247
      @samfisher4247 3 роки тому +11

      That's the ideah. Because there's no difference between Omega Mart and the United States government.

    • @owu9227
      @owu9227 2 роки тому +4

      besides the zalg

    • @UndyingZombie
      @UndyingZombie 2 роки тому +4

      The lemons are perfectly safe.. it was a licensing issue.

  • @xtrafries123
    @xtrafries123 3 роки тому +1070

    "There's something strange, in that mall downtown, who ya' gonna call?"
    "God damn it Carl, just call the SCP Foundation."

    • @Sketchy_Dood
      @Sketchy_Dood 3 роки тому +37

      “You have no idea what’s in store for youuuuuu”

    • @dawafflebox7776
      @dawafflebox7776 3 роки тому +8

      ‘’I’m sure it’s fine Sa- A A A A '''

    • @johnmungai5262
      @johnmungai5262 3 роки тому +2

      Too bad it doesnt exist

    • @gagehall4365
      @gagehall4365 3 роки тому +8

      Yo maybe this is the actual stor name for the "infinite ikea" from scp

    • @SinOfEliz
      @SinOfEliz 3 роки тому +1

      @@gagehall4365 know that i think about it, it whould make sense!

  • @redpie32
    @redpie32 3 роки тому +628

    "Individually wrapped wheat squares"
    Gives me the long yellow things vibe

    • @ticklingballs
      @ticklingballs 3 роки тому +2

      @KENDRAYA CRUMMY wait bananas grow on trees??

    • @DianneAlexander4858
      @DianneAlexander4858 3 роки тому

      @KENDRAYA CRUMMY well I thought they grew on bushes

    • @Toon-Link
      @Toon-Link 3 роки тому

      Yes and no it’s not really a bush it’s confused with a tree cause the tightly packed leaves are like wood

    • @nusratislam5784
      @nusratislam5784 3 роки тому

      They grow on herbs

    • @WolfgangDoW
      @WolfgangDoW 3 роки тому +1

      @@ticklingballs bananas are berries
      Palms aren't trees either lol
      Plants are weird

  • @DannyGruesome
    @DannyGruesome Рік тому +2

    The pig blowin the party thing got me lol

  • @Oddstories
    @Oddstories 3 роки тому +1202

    If I had a time machine, I would go back to the late 70s and put these ads on TV... And just watch the mass hysteria unfold

    • @Timeward76
      @Timeward76 3 роки тому +108

      @@Archcrius color tv was very much normal by the late 70s tbh

    • @FangsFirst
      @FangsFirst 3 роки тому +72

      These also look more like mid 80s to early 90s local chain ads to me, not so much 70s.

    • @Helicopter7
      @Helicopter7 3 роки тому +1

      O

    • @Lamberting
      @Lamberting 3 роки тому +12

      You want my time machine?

    • @zombiegamer8430
      @zombiegamer8430 3 роки тому +2

      @@Lamberting Yes

  • @bennett6877
    @bennett6877 3 роки тому +335

    I like how the lemon looked at the words and was like “ oh shi- “

    • @IDKWhattop66t
      @IDKWhattop66t 3 роки тому

      @Hayden Deneau the devil would say that

  • @hopeonelove4703
    @hopeonelove4703 3 роки тому +1664

    SCP foundation is probably having a field day with this.

  • @stainlesssteelfox1
    @stainlesssteelfox1 Рік тому +3

    It's like a friendly eldrich horror is trying to fit in around humans by pretending to be a grocery store. It read a book on 'How to grocery store for humans', but ended up skimming most of it and just looking at the pictures.

  • @runiqe
    @runiqe 3 роки тому +442

    "Honey, the orange drink is acting up again, could you bring the bat?"

    • @e5858
      @e5858 3 роки тому +13

      “Hold on, I think the lemon hid it”

    • @bubblegum7838
      @bubblegum7838 3 роки тому +9

      @@e5858 "It better not have! That should've been disposed of!"

    • @Vileplume87
      @Vileplume87 3 роки тому +8

      @@bubblegum7838 “But it it looked sad!”

    • @FoxyARYT
      @FoxyARYT 3 роки тому +8

      @@Vileplume87”I don’t care, they said to get rid of it for a reason honey!”

    • @sabertoothno34
      @sabertoothno34 3 роки тому +6

      @@FoxyARYT "But it hasn't done anything wrong! It's just been staring and enjoying my stories I tell."

  • @ImALombax
    @ImALombax 3 роки тому +418

    That pig with the party horn startled me at the end. It wasnt even a jumpscare, I just wasnt expecting it to get louder

  • @mypkamax
    @mypkamax 3 роки тому +599

    _"You have no idea what's in-store for you!"_
    Well, they are not wrong.

  • @carolinecarter6874
    @carolinecarter6874 Рік тому +1

    Truthful advertising at last!

  • @pollypocket1454
    @pollypocket1454 3 роки тому +799

    If you ignore the O and M it's just *MEGA ART*

  • @duckfridge6186
    @duckfridge6186 3 роки тому +245

    I like how it doesn’t really feel like it’s trying to b creepy just confusing

    • @quaker47
      @quaker47 3 роки тому +5

      the lemon one was pretty unsettling to me

    • @crawlingstork460
      @crawlingstork460 3 роки тому +2

      @@quaker47 the lemon was like OH NO

    • @duckfridge6186
      @duckfridge6186 3 роки тому

      @@crawlingstork460 yeah but what is that hand gonna do to that lemon is on my mind

    • @crawlingstork460
      @crawlingstork460 3 роки тому

      @@duckfridge6186 C O N S U M E

    • @duckfridge6186
      @duckfridge6186 3 роки тому

      @@crawlingstork460 would it go squish? Or splurt?

  • @cheesebird4057
    @cheesebird4057 3 роки тому +456

    humorous horror is my favorite type of horror

  • @jraow
    @jraow Рік тому

    I never thought the video I was afraid of would be one of the places I would visit