4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Put Action Movies to Shame - Badassing Your Way Through History
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No Theodore Roosevelt? Serious?
-Man stole his boat, he tracked the guy down for 2 weeks, beat him up, dragged him to the nearest sheriff's office without a word, grabbed his boat, and left.
-Got shot right before a speech, did said speech for 90 minutes, then strolled to the hospital.
-Charged up San Juan Hill on horseback (which was actually said to be the worst spot for cavalry due to the likelihood of suppressive fire from enemy combatants) and won.
-Win for most beautiful mustache.
There's definitely more but that's just a little bit.
Sean Peabody yes except for the hill thing. I thought there were no horses there
@@thatguyglenn7558 There were horses for the initial attack because the hill was actually flat for the first half of the battle. They had to dismount to go further up because something-something-rocky-terrain.
Sean Peabody, Teddy was the Man.
San juan was a masacre , spanish didnt have any machine gun or even many canons and americans lose more than double than the spaniards
You need to make videos
That was also storytelling.
Good info!
Teddy Roosevelt. A Hunter With A Pet Bear Who Got Shot In The Middle Of A Speech And Still Powered Through. Need I Say More.
Nope
Yes, he was literally the inspiration for Batman :)))
i was literately typing the same thing when I saw your comment
No he is literally saxton hale
You Need To Capitalise Your Sentences Better
"Kennedy ? That guy was awful at surviving gun shots !" - Teddy Roosevelt
XD
You are a good commentator, i can find your comments also in the Great War channel.
Awesome comments.
Where are you now?
Add Ronald Reagan to that...
@@BenderBendingRodrigue2 but regan survived 😅
🤣
It's kind of funny that my ultra conservative, Catholic grandmother has a bust of Kennedy prominently displayed in her house. She admires him because he was a Catholic, but I don't think she realizes what a horndog he was.
The ultimate Chad frat bro became president
Is she Irish ?
Is that bad? ;)
Kennedy boned your grandmother its a coverup
That’s pretty epic
You forgot Teddy Roosevelt who was shot and continued to go through with a 90 minute speech
CBP And J and this is cracked, who has a giant boner for him... what have they done with the real Dan?!
That's not a plot of a movie, though, it's just one thing that happened. Not a whole story.
Yeah. Roosevelt was one of the best and most badass presidents ever
@@brandondavidson4085 ok but Roosevelt's entire life is wild and worthy of a movie
John F. Kennedy
Starring Charlie Sheen
+ShadowWolfRising Charlie Sheen would be a _positive_ match for that role.
+k3nny111 Ah shit!! Very clevver.
+k3nny111 It would surely be the only thing positive in the news when story came out.
+ShadowWolfRising but Sheen is a little too old:(
+ShadowWolfRising what exact date could Marilyn had slept with him?
Theodore Roosevelt doesn't deserve a damn movie.
He deserves an entire Netflix series.
With 5 seasons.
They'd most likely ruin it because he's a white male ;-;
Well, he was into some bad shit, too. So, they wouldn't have to ruin it, they could just tell it like it is, and it would be even more interesting.
Andrew Rojo that’s made of just movies
There's a cool documentary series on Netflix called The Roosevelt's. It talks about Teddy, Franklin, and Eleanor.
Garfield got killed on a Monday = chuckles.
R.I.P.
Thats why he hates Monday’s.... it all makes sense now
Frank Kleinschmidt Fucking Mondays.... he didn’t even get his lasagna
Maybe he was shot on a Monday, but it took him 11 weeks to die. There's an interseting movie, I think. The President is shot by a delusional loser; lingers for two-and-a-half months of basically being tortured by an incompetent doctor, the same one, incidentally, who treated Lincoln after he was shot; meanwhile, the nation's government endures possibly its worst constitutional crises ever, not to mention a power vacuum, with the Vice President and the country kept in the dark by the same doctor for reasons known only to him. (The best part is, this stuff actually happened.)
It’s kinda sad cause Garfield could’ve been a very good president and likely would have done a lot of good for people of color and would’ve likely led to segregation ending sooner
The more impressive part about Grover Cleveland is that he somehow survived brain surgery through the mouth to remove a tumour in the 19th century.
I know as far as comments go, this one is ancient. However, I'm in full agreement with you. That part deserves far more credit than it has received, and I'm not sure I could have gone through with it myself, during that era.
OKAY BUT THIS WAS MY QUESTION. I WAS LIKE HE DID THAT AND LIVED??? 😂
No Teddy Roosevelt?
+Sturgeon that was a mini series
Indeed, where's TR? The guy has a face on Rushmore for a reason, but most likely the current era of Reaganesque corporate cock suckers wants us all to forget about a true Conservative - who put nature and the individual citizen first.
+icefrout ya what the hell and what about FDR
+Ppp Lll "individual citizen first." You know, people that own businesses are individual citizens too. The govt should NOT be pro-business by giving away big bailouts to banks or GM. But it also should not be Anti-business. It should be neutral.
+cheeseburger12 TR was very pro small business by fighting against Trusts and Monopolies (which choked out small businesses and competition). He created the Federal Park for the sole purpose of individual citizens being able to use the land in an inexpensive manner (camping, hunting, etc).
What about Andrew Jackson.
Name it 'American psycho in the oval office' TM
Yeah. Theodore and Andrew
Mans fucking dueled people and obviously won em all lmao he was a badass
Man was a horrible person to around and he killed a lot of native Americans
@@cornpooooop4184 still badass
@Samuel Santoro how is that a bad comment?
Grover Cleveland's first vice president was Thomas A. Hendricks, his second was Adlai Stevenson I.
I was going to look it up. Thanks
Finally, a hero we deserve and need.
Lol Thanks. It really bothered me he didn’t name the vp
no it’s gonzo huggingstuff both times
I looked it up before I saw the comment:(((
John "the F stands for what you'd happily let him do to your girlfriend" Kennedy
this made me laugh out loud.
+Carl Deaton lol he aint my favorite for no reason.
+Carl Deaton That's a regular LOL allright
the oval office shirt should have had said "oral office"
I think, "oval orifice" was better.
AshKetchum442 keep yo like 69 boiiii
AshKetchum442
Ur profile pic matches your comment so good
I’m da 666 like
+Tomato Potato that's actually correct...
Brilliant!!!
😂😂😂
Schools should teach like this.
Kids will fight for first row seats.
I wanna hear these stories asap
JFK from Clone High is one of the most accurate portrayals of Kennedy there is.
What about Teddy Roosevelt that man lived his whole life in badassery.
WHAT ABOUT THEODORE ROOSEVELT?!?! Do you have any idea how awesome that guy was. He fought off death and sickness his entire life and still did many things that would put an action film to shame. He got shot before a speech and then gave the speech anyways with a bullet in him next to his heart. He only survived it because his thick speech and glasses case slowed the bullet. He loved to hunt things like bears and rhinos, and on one bear hunting trip he didn't kill anything for three days so his companions clubbed a baby bear, tied it down, and told him to shoot it. He refused and told them to mercy kill it because they maimed it. That's why stuffed bears are called TEDDY BEARS. He wen't to war on a horse and led his men straight into gunfire and won the battle. He saved FOOTBALL from being banned for safety issues. There would be no football for all you jocks to hoot at. He was a man of God and honesty. He was a manly man of all men to lead men. He was GREAT. Now you make another video and include him NOW before I do something like hurt your feelings! >:c
Not to mention that it was Teddy Roosevelt who founded the National Parks system, and he laid the groundwork for much of the anti-trust and anti-monopoly laws that we have.
crazyviking24 we need to resurrect him and kill Comcast.
Dong Harvey
Comcast would only be the start as far as I am concerned.
crazyviking24 yes a simple sacrifice. so he doesn't waste his Voodoo energies..
I am a christian boy ._. The last part of my comment was supposed to be a funny :c
I think Teddy Roosevelt wasn't here purely because he's a super well known badass president.
Why cover what most people already know?
Abraham Lincoln vs Vampire was cool
they have one where he gathers some friends to found the secret service and , fights a bunch of zombies
teddy Roosevelt, the guy wrestled bears, hunted beasts like a beast, and got shot in the chest while going to make a speech, and made the speech anyway!
Nothing on how Andrew Jackson just beat the shit out of everyone?
details?
RedTeamReview he carried around a cane that he beat people with, dueled/killed a bunch of people, and nearly beat his would be assassin to death
Raymond Hansen indians too
He has his own video now
Ever heard trail of tears?
Plot twist JFK is the grandfather to Glenn Quagmire
Plot twist: My grandmother lived on D.C. and she was on her 20's during the Kennedy administration, so I'm proud to say mt Grandma is part of presidential history in the nastiest way possible.
What about George washing the guy who was a general for independence and reluctantly became president only to set many rules and customs used to this day
I want to see a movie about George washing.
Could of easily established a military dictatorship with the support he had.
@@TheOzelot11 I mean I know it's not about George Washington,but Hamilton is our closest option
George Washing? Ton of people have never heard of him 😏
What is George Washing?
I think Andrew Jackson would have them all beat: Fought in the Revolutionary War as a young teen, captured, fought in indian wars, conquered Florida, defeated the British at New Orleans in 1815, won dozens of duels, and even survived an assassination attempt -- he was pretty badass.
Andrew Jackson couldnt have fought in the revolutionary war because if he did hed be almost 100 by the time he became president
Reconman 213 Really? The Revolutionary War ended in 1781 (Treaty of Paris signed 1783). Jackson was elected president in 1828. That's 45 years.
Please tell me why he would have to be 100 by the time he was elected.
+ecwinste 1781 to 1928 is a huge skip
+Denzel Nanor he means 1828
+Denzel Nanor I hope
should have put Andrew Jackson in there. He fought in a duel where he let the other guy shoot first, getting shot in the heart in the process, and then killed the guy. then he lived the rest of his life with a bullet in his heart.
Honestly.....I'd like to see a movie involving Herbert Hoover and Andrew Jackson with the guys "inglorious basterdes" was based on taking on ISIS forces and Mexican cartels.
or Andrew Johnson pulling out federal oversight on the South right after the civil war, allowing racist policymakers to take hold and ruin half of our country up until almost today. Well, it'd be a sad movie.
Peter Gorman why about Obama single handedly destroying America while blaming it on Bush
Well... the Johnson thing is real.
Wyatt Fenlason single handedly? Try taking a civics course...
Andrew Jackson as well
He beat his assassin half dead
But my grandma was born in 1953 and would’ve been 8 to 10 during his presidency sooooo.......
FBI OPEN UP
He still gets PRESIDENTIAL PARDON
You forgot Theodore Roosevelt.
War movie
Or his badassery in Africa
Or his badassery in conservation
or the fact he was the last POTUS to carry a gun as self defense
readonly pdf I know this was forever ago but if you're ever in Los Angeles the Gene autry museum has his personal .45 that he carried as POTUS. It's beautiful and has T.R. engraved on the handle.
Or the fact that his pet Grizzly is why we have Teddy Bears... that's right, the Teddy Bear was named after Teddy Roosevelt's fucking pet Grizzly.
I like how there's no comments about where he said "his or HIS own movie" 0:18
Because of YOU, there is now.
Robert Isasnake Well shit.
ABCEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
I'M HILARIOUS LIKE MY COMMENT.
Zane enaZ there have only been male presidents
Zane enaZ you forgot D
Zane enaZ iii
Chester A Arthur: I used the corruption to destroy the corruption
Nixon: thanks for explaining the boys why I'm not a crook
The story of Garfield might be my favorite. He didn’t even want to be nominated, let alone elected. His assassination, however unfortunate, led to the development of multiple technological advancements, like a pre cursor to the X-Ray that was developed by Alexander Graham Bell! The enforcement of ideals of sanitizing oneself and equipment before medically operating or examining a patient! Even a film just about what happened after the initial shooting on the train station platform would be amazing!
The guy that shot him was eerily similar to the guy that shot John Lennon
I saw the word presidents in the title and thought "oh cool, I like Dan's videos"
Nobody does it like dan.....LOL
That was my first reaction too. I would like to see them make something with one of his presidential movie ideas. Could you picture a Cracked series based on a president?
It couldn't possibly have been anyone else.
what about Ted E. Roosevelt? What a badass
Dmitri George what about alfred jackone
Punching Guy sure
***** I know. You know, Ted E. Teddy. Get it? Get it?
***** eh
Turkey General There IS a JFK movie. It's called JFK.
There, I watched it, Happy now UA-cam?
Ryan BeRay you’re onoriginal
@@mistergarabaldi4845 onoriginal
Pit Zagufull onionriginal
This. Friggin' algorithm. You hear me, algorithm?! I don't care what you say - I'm never buying any terminators!!
"and then Garfield got shot, on a Monday I think"
I miss DOB
You came for the thumbnail.
*to
Actually I didn't, but whatever
In some ways people came for a different reason
Zycyx yes
Who didn’t
No Theodor Roosevelt? What?
vuk911 Theodor Fucking Roosevelts live would be much too awesome to film it. Even if they would find an actor who could imitate his charisma and adventurous spirit, the sole shadow of his presence would knock the entire film crew and every organically lifeform in a radius of ten miles out of conscious.
They say the day he was born the western lands of Midgard shook and the universe herself shivered. Science tells us that the cosmic background radiation comes from the big bang, but we know it is the afterglow of the existence we call Roosevelt.
Teddy did not tell Teddy jokes. Teddy jokes tell Teddy!
Theodor was not be chosen to be president, he just decided one day to be it!
vuk911 I agree
+Mose Gnüchtel I take it you never saw Rough Riders. Tom Berringer did an amazing job of portraying Teddy.
+Mose Gnüchtel and though he didn't drink often, when he did, he preferred what beer?
+vuk911 Too mainstream prolly
Bravo - this is amazing content. Straight up!
no Theodore Roosevelt or Andrew Jackson? gtfo
Andrew Jackson's movie would have a lot of ruthlessness and savagery
There is no Andrew Jackson because Cracked made an entire video about him before this one came out
Andrew Jackson was kind of a physco though, he was a rampant killer and he did kind of greenlight the trail of tears...
"bloody, bloody, bloody Jackson" need I say more?
Andrew Jackson was a lunatic
what about Andrew Jackson, he was a child solider, orphan, and was a war of 1812 general and that doesn't even scratch the surface of what he did
He also orchestrated the Trail of Tears and was horribly cruel to his slaves.
I know, he was a terrible man but he also had a very interesting life. He's also killed dozens of people in duels to on top of the evil things he did
Retardosaurusrex Technically, all he did was buy land. The other president enforced it. Either way, who are we to judge? Our modern politicians would do the same thing and do.
every president before Abraham Lincoln had slaves and treated them horribly. Why only go after Jackson? was it because he showed how much of a scumbag Democrats can be
He was literally the first one in the video dude.
I want to live like JFK
Ares5933 LOL
I mean it would be fun to get rammed by a Japanese destroyer in your PT boat and be stranded on a island for five days
LBJ lived better got more than JFK did/
theNobleTaco pranked
get money
"Every president would have his (or HIS) own movie!"
love this guy
3 years and these movies aren't out yet...
But the Emoji Movie is.
wait... Grover Clevelans real first name is Steven?
my life is a lie...
So because you didn't know his first name your whole entire life is a life
Surprised Theodore Roosevelt wasn't on here he was a bad ass
I think you guys have honestly the best management and most effort going into a channel ive ever seen bruh. Way to go!
“Then Garfield got shot, on a Monday I bet” you sly man you
he actually did
Hoover had to fend for himself in the wilderness? *pfff* Donald J. Trump had to survive on _nothing_ but a *_small_*_ loan of a million dollars_
Mohammed Hamza omg this is the best comment ever
The first Roosevelt was pretty hardcore too! He was a real bounty hunter in the Wild West, who hunted down some outlaws and carried them on the back of his horse back to his village over the course of several days, without getting any sleep. He avoided falling asleep by reading the same comic strips again and again. Then later, during his presidency, he was shot, but he didn't pass out and the gunman fled. The bullet had apparently hit the speech in his pocket, and since he didn't cough any blood, he assumed he wasn't fatally wounded, so he proceeded with his speech before seeking any medical attention. That's badass.
Your the funniest dude I’ve listened to in a while.
Why the hell am I here anywhere?
This is honestly one of the best videos ive seen in a long while!
Andrew Jackson's life was nothing but badassery except for like the whole trail of tears thing. Fuck the bank. The man stopped his own assassination for God's sake
^^Not that any of these other presidents didn't do anything but saintly acts I'm sure./s
He fucking destabilized the economy and Monroe took the blame for it.
Ya if there was one president I could choose to have my back in a brawl it’d be Andrew Jackson. Politics aside he was a bad SOB
Zaboomba! It was one of the 2 times in our nation's history where our national debt has reached 0 lol
Zack Lance! This man helped keep the Union intact, while giving the biggest middle finger ever to the Judicial Branch.
he looked like he borrowed his dad's suit
xAckarax lmao
xAckarax damn
I tought the same xD
Now this is one way to remember some history! Lmfao....🔥🔥🔥🙌🏽🔥🔥🔥
First video I watched and you got a new sub ! Good shit son
1:40 HAHA! I looked it up, he had two vice presidents, one being Thomas A. Hendricks, a nd Adlai Stevenson I.
and* 😅
Me too. It felt like he was challenging us. You can't not rise to a challenge.
I also looked it up, and was sincerely disappointed to find out that the ridiculous fake name given in the video was not the real the VP's real name. I really wanted that nonsense to be true for some reason.
Even more intriguing, he only had that first vice president for part of 1885. Literally had no VP for the rest of that term. Like a badass.
NERRRRRRRD
Are we not going to appreciate the Garfield "Monday" joke this guy just made or no?
Pretty Bayou Productions no
I would never be caught sleeping in history class ,was this material taught in my curriculum 🤣🤣.
"To make the whole thing as gross as possible" lmfao
I looked it up James Garfield was shot and killed on sept 19th 1881 which was a Monday
Mc Bragg The "Gentlemen Vs Rable Rousers"
Qua777 i hate mondays
Kermit The God beat me to it
Poor James garfield, he could have done so much.
Qua777 talk about a shitty Monday.. Do do daaaa
Damn good drawing of JFK in his underpants(and the ladies)
Goddamnit DOB, you are a national treasure and I miss you :(
Enjoyed the video... especially the presentation of it.
this guy is trying waaaayyyyy to hard to be funny.
+Jordan F I thought the same thing when the video started, but he actually turned out to be pretty funny...although there were some things that could have been left unsaid
"Dammit! I was just... sick for a little bit! I'm two! I'll be fine!"
I am new and I love the channel
great job....very good...thank
Grover Cleavland's two vice presidents:
Adlai Stevenson the first
Thomas a Hendricks
I see a disturbing lack of Theodore Roosevelt. That guy was a fucking beast.
This channel has taught me more than public school ever did
Cool vid bro
What about Teddy Roosevelt who wrestled bears with his bare hands.
how did Teddy Roosevelt not make this list?
Vincent Snyder becuse he's a pussy
crocodileguy he was shot and continued to say a 90 minute speech
Because that would've been predictable, and he's the president we would all have put on this list-- the president we all would know the most random facts about. That would've been a boring video and not nearly as enlightening as this one.
Who does the art for this, I love it
He's kinda socially awkward like me.. i love it! lol
"Garfield got shot, probably on a Monday" 😂😂😂
Good video but I don't like the presenting style. Too TMZ...
For some reason whenever i see the acronym TMZ all i can think is Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
cs181181 Teenage Mutant Ninja Zebras
Awsome
Centrist Philosopher still funny though lol
Damn Alec Baldwin plays a lot of Presidents, but he looks exactly like Fillmore.
Me:looks at thumbnail
Also me:you had my curiosity but know you have my interest
What no Teddy Roosevelt? The man who cut two continents in half at panama and had a badger thrown at him by a little girl and adopted it as his pet? He was like a more badass prototype of Chuck Norris!
You missed out on a joke in the thumbnail where the shirt said oval office. It should have said oval orifice.
The word orifice isn't funny though.
espurious HAHA, you said orifice!
Powerpuff God HAHA IKR?
Or oral office
Ultimate2Kx See, Now *that's* how you do it.
“His OR HIS own movie” Damn dude🤣
I'm formally protesting the omission of Andrew Jackson from this list and video.
Where's Teddy Roosevelt?
Obvious and OP.
Saving the best for last . Also they'll have to change the shot because Dan is going to have a huge boner talking about Teddy
***** haha OP..
yes please
Teddy is pretty Farking awesome, he needs his own video.
How could this not have Andrew Jackson? He had a friggin bullet lodged in his chest for most of his life!
Didn't he make Mormons?
right? or wrong? i don't f**king know
***** The Battle of New Orleans was in the war of 1812 and happened before news of the peace treaty with Britain could reach America. I agree the trail of tears was nasty (although it was done because the tribes and whites were all but at war in the southeast). Please do research before you call a man names.
Luke Marble No.
***** Please actually mention the person you're talking to or else it looks like you directed it at me.
I wonder how a Taft film would play out. I can already see it now; the climax would be the infamous bathtub scene, a piece of true cinematic beauty.
I really dig the illustration style 🙌🏿
Teddy Roosevelt was shot, then went on to deliver a 90-minute speech anyway.
"Gonzo Huggingstuff because fuck it, you're not going to look it up"
So true.
Bruh Grover and Gonzo? Tons of muppets in office.
Christopher Maxim next you know Kermit the Frog is president now that's when the world truly evolve
Theres an orange one now
just learned more about presidents than i ever knew, Hoovahh
Make this a series!! and do ALLL the presidents please!! This was awesome!
You managed to make the presidents interesting. Well done.
How about a movie about a sex robot that wants to be a regular, not used for sex anymore
Pretty robot?
Bushido Brown like a robot that get attached to the people who have sex with them and wants to love them forever
Detroit: become human
Pretty robot walking down the street
This plot would be better than 95% of Hollywood shit presented nowadays.
Danial is my favorite person working with Cracked :)
This is brilliant, keep it coming please. New sub. Do it. More of this. 1000 times yes.
Unfortunately corrupt politics is a thing again, probably at it's highest in years.
I enjoyed the style that this was delivered.
Can't wait for part 2. for the 3rd